Friday, May 27, 1938
THE MILNE SCHOOL
Albany, N. Y.
Volume VIII, Number 28
OFFICERS
Last lionday, the
Zeta Sigma Literary
years president, Jan—
et Jansing; vice+
president, Doris
Homes; secretary,
Martha Freytag; trea~
surer, Esther Stul~
maker; mistress of
ceremonies, Miriam
Freund; critic,Doris
Welsh; reporter,
Nancy Glass,
The members of the
Quintillian Literary
Society nominated
their officers for
the coming years
Mildred Mattice, Mirs
fam Fletcher, Ruth
Selkirk and Kay New~
ton are me presie
eential nominces,
Candidates for the
other offices were
also selected. Bl-
ections Will bee
week froin sloudey in
the regudor meetings
GAC. NOMINATES
The Girls Athletic Club
nominated presidential
candidnto dnesday, ‘he
nominees ares
will be
held at the next miotings
The guest cf honor was unre
able to attend the annual
banquete
The cloction
MURALS' FUND SWELLS
Kennoth Lasher, Student
Council President, annou —-
ced last weck that $62.50
was recently addcd to the
Muralst Fund. This was
the net proiit from the
SENIOR NEWS
WIiLSO Rl
TORIANSTO A
HUME VALE
ae
Tesh: Ae
Wilson Burr Hume, valrdictorian of the class oe
"38, wos selected to receive a scholarship of
at Yalo University on the basis of his
record at Miine end on the quolifying exc
Woe 225 is for the first term of the year }
#uis,Scholarship is awarded
gompletion of the
Board of Awards at the Univ
of this award for the second term,which v
the scholarship's total valu
requirements as
schol
An
the sati
sot up by
sity. The contin.
upon
e #450, is doterminod
by tho cntire recored of the student at Yale. How-
ever, emphasis is on tha
scholastic rank,
HI-Y ELECTS OFFICERS
At the last meeting of
the Milne Hi-Y officers
were nominated for the
comihg year, The officers
are respectively as foll—
Ows3
Edward Hunting,Pres
Fari Goodrich, Vic
idont
Newell Cross, Sec
Dick ae Drea
ra Lentz,
Business
vard Starkweather, Chap
lain.
DULS HeLL DUE
the sen—
imson
"Tho money fos
for section in th
and \ Con=
tir “mast
be paid soon,"
On May 29, a list of
those whc owe money and the
mounts will be posted on
second floor bulletin board
Wednesday, Junel, is the
absolute deadline; after
that, parents will be noti-
fied
maintenence of a high
Wilson took the qual-
ifying oxeminations at
State Collog
"he tosts wer
ficult", he :
Iwas surpr
coive such & high rank
Wilson is the valdto=
ot Milne with a
four year aver. of
simty four end . brat
tenths. (948).
PLAY PRESENTED TO
DRAMATICS CLUB
The beginners group of
the Drametics Club prose
ented a shert scene from
Sparkin by Ee PaCoukoe at
@ jointemeeting Fridey,May
13. The cast was as fcllowss
Suzie-Martha Freytag
Miss Mildred Nightengale
directed the Play. Miss
Conklin leed a discussion
on Ile, by Eugene O'Niel.
Following this,the members
of the club acted cut the
ploye
PRESS CONFERENCE
POSTPONED
The Capitel District
Press Conference Was
=
SND WHITE
ALL ABOARD Ith HXOURS TON
ouna 4
The cnnual Milne
take place June 4, The boat lenves
the dock ot 9170 @nl return
Only Milnites whe have - paid their siu=
dent tex sre given tickets, but guest
tickets are avi The price is
forty cents for childreb under twelve
and eighty cents for anyone over iwelves
exnursion will
On
vides dc
on the u
Point is
are many
the trip dewn an orchestra pro-
cc music, ‘There are dick g:mes
por deck, Whe stay at Kingston
ci1 har and one half, There
pelths for wolks theres
Lunch con ba brovght from home or
purchased at Kingston Point.
Ken Lasher on behalf of the Student
Council, reguests that all r efuse oe
place in conta s which are pleced for
that purpose. iiiso, that Milne students
are not to go the the city of Kingston.
This is strictly prohibited.
HILL LEAVES MILNE
Luccs Hill, junior in Milne,
leaves this weck to live in South Fort=
land, Moines. "Bud" Htil belongs to Adel-
phoi ad Dramatics ubs he has been
managing editor cn the tri son and White
for the lnst few months. a"
"It wos a pleasant year," said Bud,
"I've found a grand school, and I dont
like to leave it.”
MOVING UP DaY, REVIEW
State Ter
Moving~Up Da:
cises were het
sentative from
chers Sollege held their
During th orning, exer—
& repre
ae ond
best poem
Stopped
stay. plouses ane
r'diass tapped their
A white «
@he sealors
into the
In the
evening
PLGA 2
____ \Noluene UL, Number 287.”
tay DY. LOWE
MAY 27, 1206
FORMER MILNITES
MAK MYSKAN GA
Last Brido Y, May 29, at the ennual
cvlaoss of
d them to
receive as the tote! askin never
exceeds thirteen, Ou.tstandiag work in
eXtra oUrricular activiuies dy
the selection,
director
of the
another of those
rong,
wes
SENIOR CGaSS SCHEDULE
The Senior Class is
i canal
ty
» bue
are ea
from th: zu rshal
wilt Lead seniors thro as
the andite. Night and Gr
uasion are aod Benjamin
Douglas.
Ruth Selkirk
i) Jansing
Tincher
h fedden
Class ond the
night
will be June seventeenth,
will be given in the Page Hall auditor=
Senior Ball
The exercises
tum, The committee for the class @ift
is; cheirmen, Mary Winshurst; Herbert
Marx, Henneth Lashcr, Margery Sta. ton,
and Douglas McKeane
The committee for the Senior Ball
is:
Martin Greeey. general chairman
Rot
Yr +
h Simmons
The committee for Class Night is
Richard Selkirk, chairman; Lois Nesbitt,
Richard Andrews, Frances Seymcur, Edward
Walker and Lois Hayners
The Senior outing will be at the
ts’. The committee is as fol-
Virginia Tripp-chairmin, Kingsley
et Charles, Hazel Roberts,
Deimic Winshurst, and
Aare,
Roger Orton.
' CRIMSON aD WHITH
FORMER MILNITE CALLED
TO FIRST REFORMED CHURCH
ALUMNI NOTES :
4s we travel down the Hudson, we
where we find
Borbara Allen,
hard at worke Besides being on the
college newspaper, which comes out twice
weekly, she belcngs to she students
union, on orgenization at the colleges
she
During Easter vacation repres—
ented Yrssor Ina debate which was broad=
cast over the radice The
that is interesting tc all students
attendiug high school or college, was
"S*udents Opinion on Peace."
topic; one
Barbara wos one of our hardest
working girls while if Milne and she
certainly is showing her ability in
college ond we cre sure that she will
succeed in hor chesen cnreers
The Reverend Bertnom deHeur ite
weed, « former Miine Student will be-
come associate pistur ci the First Re-
formed Church of nutru Pearl otreete
The Reverend mr. «twoud wus grade
uated from Ruggers College, Class cf
"37, and is a member of Phi Beta Kappe,
O national honorary society. He has
studied Theology this past year in Now
College, Idinburg, Sectlend, ond: is
now studying in Tubinger UntYersity in
Germanye
The Reverand Mrs .twood has served
Summer torms in the Pirst Reformed
Church ot Hawthcrne, Nw J. and Commun-
ity Church, Glexr Rock, N.JJ Last year
in June Reverend Me Stephen James,D.D.
with who he will be associcted, de=
livered the ordin-ticon sermon in the
Third Reformed Chuich where Mr. Avwiood
was ordained,
He is the brother of
Denner Atvwoo
ites
Merwyn ond
ad wke are also former Milr .
RIDING CLUB TO .TTEND GYMKHAN. LT
‘LOQUDONVILLE POLO FIELD
members ef the Milne Riding
been invited te .ttend the
the Leudun ville Polo Field
» June lz.
the riding cluos ur vbucr Scuvdls
Quis 15 4 mevt of
at
which the participunts pli uifierent
games such as pbbatoe races, threcd
ard needle races, relay rnces, *, end
musical chairs. Those expecting to
attend are; Jnne Grace, Ruth Selkirk,
ilbour, Sally Devreux,
Lillian Echleshymer,
Gade, Jane Davis, and
MAY 27, 1°32
KOK OR OR KR ROK
* EXCHLN ig
eR ROK OK KK
I understand your wife came form a fine
old family.
Came is hardly the worke--—she brought
Tt with hers
Kur-Mur-t te
Science Tescherg How many bones have
you in yair body?
Freshman; Nine Hundred
Teachers That®s a good many mcre than
I haves
Freshmang But I had sardines for lunchn
MuirMur Tite
Teacher; Now you go straight home
Skinner; I canlt.
Teachers; Why cantt you?
Skinners I live around the corner,
Dean-HinLites
Question; If thirty two dogrees is the
freezing point, what is the squeezing
point?
dmswer; Two in the shades
the Owl
Floyd? Floydg
Whay? 5
are you spitting in the fish bowl?
No, but I om coming pretty close
to ite
The Hoot Owl
Swift; That mants going cround telling
lies about yous
Posy: I dontt mind that but [tll breck
his neck if he tells the truths
Schovl Daze
Boughtony Aye you sure thet this deck
of cards of mine is different from the
other deck we were using?
Crossy You bet. Therets a amrked differs
ences School Daze
Creesy; What would you do if you were
in my shoes?
Davis: I?d shine theme
Bethlehem Star
The members
Hi-Y attended +
nesdey aight May 25,
David Lithgon was the
the evening. Jack Bgagle, president,
announced the officers of the coming
year, who are; Edwin Hunting, president
Kurl Govudrich, vice president; Newell
Cross, secretary; Richard Palind, treae
surers Edw rd Starkweather, chaplain;
gehn Fink, corresp.nding secretary;
Gifford Lantz, business mannger, and
Welter Sgim, sergeaht at arms.
e faculty and of
al banquet Wede
Keelerse Mre
n specker of
~~ (Notume With, Number 281
CRIMSON AND WHITE
Editorial Staff
Editor-in-Chief
Associate Editor
Senior Asst. Ede
Society Editor
Excahnge Editor
Club Editor
Boys’ Sports Editors
Betty Barden
Fred R8gan
Charles Sanderson
Ruth Selkirk
Jean Best
Jene Grace
Ed Starkweather
Newell Gross
Ira Moore
Ruth Rsp
Marguret Chase
Bette Tincher
works welsh
Ar Editors -warcia wiley
City Paper Corres. boris Holmes
Journalism Class
Girlst Sports Editors
Features Editors
Business Staff
Herbert Marx
Lucas Hill
irmon Livermore
Harman Patten
Dick Paland
John Wykes
Robert Wortendyke
Business Menoger
Managing Editor
Mimeographers
Printer
Distributers
Miss Katherine E. Wheeling
Faculty Adviser
Director Miss Jean Strong
Published weekly by the Grimson and
White staff ot Milne High School, Albany,
New Yorle
youse kids gottn git goin
dese regents is jus three weeks
ahead go gottr step on de gas
I hope yer motor dont backfire,
on yer exam day
I ain't got no eddication
but Im tellin ger
its de sadness of me life
dat-t-quit school
If youse dont pass
dis sprrow '1ll hit you~téo
an méybe sumpin olse.11 hit you
warder~
besides
youse 11 have to get your
eddication like me
by readin liberry books
til one in the mornin
I chirp while I work
on dont let ennybody
tell yer a cricket
never gits serious
e , . Volume SID Stumb ev 2818)
EDITOR IaL PAGE er
MAY 27,-1938
—
~
cherished associates
i requested chris cricket to
speak to you about the
regents because he is himself an
excellent example of studious neglect
and morecver he should
chirp constructively onoee in a
cricket ege 1
am guéd slug the spider
has gone to new york now
the student council elections
will not be interrupted 1
have decided to vote for all four
candidates i hopo
you who know these persons
better will vote
non politically for the better
of these best in our school
be sure youconsider
all sides of the question:so
us to vote fairly
this is the last issue
of the crimson and white
this term
on behalf of the staff
4 thenk youstudents for your interest
in and cooperation with
Our newspaper
many thanks also to
the faculty especially miss
wheeling end mrg kinselia cnd
his typewriters
it hes been great fun
working on the crimson and white
and although i shall return to
england this summer i hope
to come back next fall to
rejoin my mione friends you,
have been very kind about
letting me send mess-ges
to my public i thank you “=
farewell then =<
timothy termite
\
as i sail for europe
tomorrow will youstudents
Support the tennis baseball and golf
teams also class night
commencement and of course
the regents, excursion
et cetera in my place please
HOW MANY YEARS 77?
How many"yoors before. you graduate
fear Wines”
"Ok, dozens and dozens!" says a
typical Milnites
curse homework and
lessons all year, arentt we really rather
-well- haven't we alla lump in our
throats considering that we have only
three-or-one-or no more years in Milne?
Perhpas we don't win first prize in every
thing we do, but we trye We all know
CAS BN
Although we
Milne is one grand school ?
AYO) be,
VL i Villy
\ yer
CUASSEIEWS:
HOME ECONOMICS
In the soventh and eighth
grades home economics is required,
but in the senior high school it is
electives
In Senior High school coursos Nee
given on Food, clothing and home dcecora=
tion, Each of these courses gives a ree
gents credit and, therefore, classes are
held five days a week,
Mrs. Borsam gives the instruction
in clothing and home decorations The
classes in clothing help students to
learn about buying clothes as well as
making thom themselves, At the beginning
of the yesr cach girls pers onalty is on=
alyzed and sho learns what kind and type
of clothing she should wear. Then sha
learns more ab ut making this type of
clothese
Girsl also learn about budgets.They
learn, from Mrs. Barsum,how to make them
and how not to breux tuemnis cnowledve
helps those «ho have o certuin allow —
ance to love within euch weeko
The other couse,Home Decoration, is
Belpful to girls who are planning to be
architects or home decorators, In this
course girls lerrn brout planning attrac—
tive color schemes for different types
of rooms and whet sort of pictures are
suitable in different rooms. Girls also
get the chance to make things for their
rooms. Sor of the most popular articles
which may be made are pillowse
BIOLOGY 9
General Stience students planning
to take uinth yerr Biology, will find
that it differs from General Sghénce in
that genorcl science deals with non eliv
ing things ond biology with living
thingse In biology, as in general science,
emphasis is placed on scientific proced=
ure. Students are taught to formulate
problems, data end points pertaining to
the problem are collected and a conclus-
jon is reached. Then a suitable test 1s
drawn up. Students are required to keep
& notebbok, «us in Generel Selence. @no
or two contracts, ox units, on certain
topics are done Gach Sues tere Insects,
birds, isn ond tieeS ere topics which
may be covercde
In blology 9, students are tuoght
to appreciate their envirenment and some
emphasis is pleced on the study of the
human bodye
Ninth
by all students
year biology must be taken
who wish to bake biology
in their touth yer. If youhave cny
questions concerning the sciences, see _
Dre Moos his office, room S22, dn
the near future. He will be vory glad to
help yous
MORE CURRICULAR NEWS
In this second issuc of the curric:
page of the C imson and Wh te we
attempt to enlighten students upen
mere elective courses which they n.
like to study, In tho first issue we a
scribed the food coursos in the Home Ee
Onomics Department, ninoth y ear Gene»
eral Science and tenth yeer Biology.
This week we are continuing the Home
Economics and Biology and have added His-
tory 4 which is the iirst in a series
under supervision of Miss Elizabeth
Shavers
ular
will
HISTORY &
One of the most important and best
liked of Milne'ts many subjects is Histoe
ry fe History A includes Ancient and
Medieval history. By studying Mants past
record we are able to make improvements
for the present and predictions for the
future.
History 4 is divided into several
units. Eich nit is om outline for the
study of-a certain phase of early histo=
ryo The course cxtends from the sudy of
earliest man to the ti.e of the Fren-
ch Revolutions
Extra reading is required, as it
counts as cne question on the New York
S,atoe Regents Mxaminction. Extra work
done outside of class alsc counts toward
raising one's class marke
Early grammar school histry gives
on the idea that this subject is a cone
tinual line of dates that mst be momo-
rized. This, however,is not, true. Severe
al dates must be memorized,but for the
most part only the approximate time when
something occured is necessary. Quite
prevelent are the traces of art,English,
science and mathematics in this first
yeor course of historye
- Miss Shaver is the superviscr of
history courses in Milne High Schoole
You may see her in hor office, rcom 131,
for further information and advice.
CRIMSON AND WHITE
HISTORY C
United States, or American History,
is the only history required in order to
receive a high school or regents diploma,
This is called History C: It is
the most interesting of the three
ries(A, B, andC) which are offersd here
at Milme, as it deals with ths United
States
History C Starts with
history of the United Stn (
teenth and cighternth centuries), touches
on all important historical afi-irs
which have to @o with present dy affcirs
and then finclly leads up to current
Americcn problems. sy studying, the back=
Sround of America, one is uble to solve
the present day proplems more easily cnd
learns what 6ffects the background cf
the ceuntry has on current eventse Also,
it terches the students that the condi-
tion of the United States tn the future
depends a ureat deal on their cctions
to-daya
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HISTORY B
History B is en entirely elective
subject cxcept when certcin colleges re=
quire it for entrance credit. Despite the
fact that it is not required, it is a
most interesting and educational subject,
History B denls with recent historic and
cotempory Europe. It gives 1 background
for the things which ure huppening today
and tnose ch We Cun uxpect to witness
in the futures
Current events ure stressed partic—
ularly becouse of their importance to
every one in the world todnyq Then, too,
the current ovents which re discussed
in the class rooms todny will become the
importent history of tomorrows It is,
thereforc, well to be imformed about the
events which are going on in the world
about use This makes History B a very
worthwile course for students who wish
to keep well-informed on current affairse
Under the cble guidance of Miss
the History B cours? in Milne
a broad rangs of know-
tot will help the average student
to more fully understand the canplicated
affairs of the world at larges
PAGE
{Notume WIL Number 241 (7
6 Miy 2°, isay
LYUSMISTRY
In today's world we find a great
deal which is different from yesterday's,
One oF S amazing sdlvan has
been in isld of chenistry
she word chemice ence, was
ene of the
try enc
would he
s 2Gar it deserive
pol piiliars of mod: ind
4 4%, avttomodi les
@lass; and hund
which have been the factors in t
provement of the attiomopiie, It is so
in most other industries, too, and there
are great companies, as witness the Gua
Pont plants, devoted to chemigal science
alone. There if an evereincreasing ds—
mand for scientists and research workers
in chemistry, It affords a secure, grow
ing, future for ony interested person,
and it certainly does not take much ene»
tmsiasm to get interested, for 1t is a
subject which rouces the curiosity, and
is immediately interesting.
High school chemistry, while it does
not reach the complicated stage of pro
fessional chemistry provides a x cltes
@round of work which is the groundwork
for the higher structures Without chem
istry in high school it would be impose
sible to understand industrail chemistry
or to appreciate it. While 1t does ree
quire a reasonebly intelligent person to
really gain anything from it, it is not
a stiff course, and once one is launched
init it ceases to be a course at all,
and becomes a study which you wake upy
as you would a sh.p or art course, for
the gain and pleasure you get from learns
ing about something cf which ycu know
very littles
ADVANCED MATHEMAT ICS
Cer
ain higher mathematics are ree
diplomas end by the ene
schools, pa’
incering
quired for some
rarce borrds cf some
cen be saidabcut these sube
pt thet they are the higher
tics and are, naturclly, 6. little
more difficult than the prerequisite
courses in math, The anount of higher
math which a student should take depends
en what type of a vocation he intends to
take up in inter life, as well as on how
easily he mastered his cther mathemate
ics coursese
NIE
with a record
s credit.
Tho
of three
proved its obdiitty
they
a@matech play ale Glude
A previcus match with Castleton res lted
in & Milno victory, 14§ = 1g.
The Misne Quartet els. wen over
Cathedral sa y ~ $$, and Bethlehem
Central 8"; dy @uriier matches»
In tho-Castleton—Milne motch, Mart—
in Creesy s low scorer with on 89.
Seeley Funk was next with a 90; Seth
Wheeler 92 ami Kenneth Lasher 946
The schedule for the rest of the
season iss
May 27 albany High - Normanside
June 2 — Delinar - Normanside
Juno 3 = ilbeny High + Municiz
Late: in Juno, the Milne gulf tvam will
enter the Troy Northwestern Mecto
@ae
de voLeluded
In tho
de
1.
victortous
7 — {Noturne
With the
Milnites ate
thy team
Lo. imest
Mont Pleasant, Cathe
gh and Vinsentain in sche
w
Eetoleh
ol’¢ Cantrat
eduled matchesy
Sivue there is only one girl availe
eble irom jast yearts team, Elisabeth
ons, Caphainy, shore are three voce
ancies. jt the tryouts held at the Wash=
ington Park courts, Patty Gibson, Ruth
Rasp and sacqveliine Pownsend wore chosen
to maka up tne remainder of the team,
with Mexearet Chase ond Jean MeDrmott
as al ternates,
The Varsity Bescball team, organs
A4zed under the Jeacership of Lois Haynor
is meade up of; Donia Winshurst, Patty
Absop, Lots vvsbitt, Joyce Murdick Ruth
Seikivk, Virgi Nkshols, Dorothy shat~
tuck, Helen Cocper, Bleanor Harding and
Jean Selkirk,
HORSES HORSES 2
s of threé contest was won
‘5p Phyllis Comstock and Ruth
Winners of the jumping events were
Wilber, iirst; Jane Davis, second
in Eoloshymer, third,
ae Gude took first place in
1 chair contests
“SON 40D WHITE
MILNE LOSES 10 STRONG RENSSALAER
TENNIS TEAM 5-1
The Milne tennis team went down te
defeat inc mtch played against Rens—
salaer to the score of 5-1. The Rexnssala-
er teem has not lost 1 mtch in three
yearse
In the singles matcnes, Captain Ed
Walker was defeated o-<, o~d» sarl Good-
rich also lost 7+b,6=8,8=6, Charles
Loche won 7=5, 6=4; George Scoville lost
6-0, 64,
Milne also lost the doubles “cont~
ests, Walker and Goodrich loocsing, 64,
7-5; Al Wheeler and Loche, 3-6, 7+5,6-4.
The remainder of the matches to be
played off ares:
May 28 = A.B.C.
June 10 = C.Bias
~ Richfield
~ Richfield
COMMENTS CN THE
SPCRTS SEASON
Baseball;
On April @, Milne played the first
game of the year against Rennssalaer,
Milne loosing 5-le In this game, McKean
was the mainstay of the term, striking
out 11 men and holding the Renssalaer
nine to 6 hits and 6 walks,
On May 9 the Lilne nine lost to the
score of 11-3 when they met Cathedral
Academy «ot Bleeker Stadium. McKean's
steady pitchi..g resultea in 4 walks and
13 hits, striking out 9 vite
Tho Milne beseball team scored its
first victory when it defeated Albany
High 4~1 at Blecker S$ dium May 5e ‘The
highlight of the g7me cnme when John
Fink scored the first Milne home run of
the seasons
in the next game, May 13, Milne was
defeated by Philip Schuyler 16-4, McKean
ond Game, pithhing alternately for Milne
struck out 9 mens; walking 4 and allowing
9 hits.
In spite of the efforts of Dick
ne@, Miine bowed to Draper High 9-4
“en they played them at Beverwyk Park
12» John Fink hit his second home
n of the year; Dick Game struck out 11
end welked 25
iing the second game of the seas-
© wonover Renssalaer 7-6 ina
ployed at Beverwyk Park, May
Milne*s victorious pitch—
anssc.laer’s batting squad
mnd Rosenstein were
yers of thit geme,
“SPORT PAGE
Dvotume Sy Numbev 22]
MAY 27, 1923
ALBANY HIGH BE.TS
MILNE 13 - 3
Although Albany High school gained
a victory Wednesday, up to the sixth
inning the Milne nine outplayed the high
school team on every point, and led them
3-2. Dide Game pitched almost faultless
baseball for those long five innings,after
Playing heady boll the whole five ine
nings; lead by coach Paul Schmidt, from
of @ one=run lead, the boys plunged to
. 15-3 scores Up to the last of . -the
sixth inning, Milne had gathered 6 hits,
1 walk, 3 runs, and no errors. During
that fatal half-inning, slbany High got 11
runs, 2 walks, 6 hits, stole 4 bases,and
Milne made more then 4 errors. Buddy Vin~
cent went the route for the Garnet ard
Gray, while Game, McKean, and Geisel pite
ched for Milne,
The baseball gceme between Philip
Schuyler and Milne, scheduled for last
Friday at Bleeker Stadium, was postponed
to June 1, due to rainse -
The remainder of the games to be
pliyed are;
May 26 — Draper way
May 31 = Cathedral Away
June 1-—Schuyler sway
Daily Round ,
ee
&
TENNIS: ye
00
In the first net encounter of the
Milne tennis team, Milne lost to Mont
Pleasant. The final score wes 5-1, Cap =
tain Walker scoreing the only vichorys
She next match, played ogainst Al=
bany Eoys Agademy, resulted in a 4—3 vice
tory for Academy, Goodrich, Walker, and
Loske won the singles matches, but were
defeated in tho 4 oublese
The tennis team cgain bowed to Mont
Pleasant lossing two singles and one
doubles contest. The final score stood
4-3, Mont Pleasant victorious. Walker
and Goodrich conquered their opponents
in both singles and doubles,
CRIMSON AND WHITE
50 QUESTIONS TO MAKE YOU THINK $
It's very simphe, kids, just grab
yourself a pencil, pen, lipstick, or any
thing you can find, and see how many of
these gue.ticns you can get right, ‘The
Winner gets a date with the Feature
Editors,
le Who will be Milne*s next presi-
dent? (check one}.
-——Dotty Lomour, ---Herbert Hoover
-——-Len Benjamin, ~-—-Me
20 How many windows are
Milne? (check one)
——too many, ——too few,---3496.05
3e Those crazy new shoes the girls
are wecaring(notice Jeqgn Laymants) are
called;
——flits,---wedgies,---canal-boats,
=-~cutic—booties,---dopeys
4, Joe Ledden plays the;
---drum, ---picno,---vubve,---harp,
---Mattice's radiv
6.That styufz thot
is correctly culled;
-—--mental telepnoney ,---tental mel
apothy,—--methol tentapothy,—=-bunk
6. "Timothy Termite” is written by:
---The bogey-man,—--Ira Moore,-~-a
cockroach,---Betty Barden,——Robert
Taylor
7e Puppy-love iss
Q@-iVhen two dogs are "that way",—-a
disease, -—-a cre.ticn of nuthorts
imaginction,—=-swell
there in
marcia Wiley
does
8. The best candid-c.mera shot in
the school is:
——Betty Schreiner,——--Bud Hill,--—
the perscn next dour.
Qur absent-minded editor lost the
vest of the questions, so the guiz is
overs And whet was your score, my
little mon?
PITHY PROVERBS
Today we present a few homey truths
for our recdorse
Men seldom gc mushy,
On ,irls whe «re crushy.
Meny folks why dun't lise history,
Like dates.
Wise people never trust an enemye
Girls think more of clean shiny cars
than clean, shiny ears,
A boy depends on his fist
Milmites*
Arentt
puns
very punny.
At Regents time
what” you forget is
as impertent us what you remember.
Boys like girls
wo nov only listen to
whit they say
Lis believe it.
fAY 27, 1936
Wolume WL Numibey 32) cea
SOPHOMORE CLASSROOM CHATTER
Biology teachers
are you the Be Jones that is absent,
or the other ons?
Bob Jones, (after much thought:
The other cone,
In English 2 class, while reading the
Merchant cf Venice, the class came upon
the word "sooth"s
Newt Mrose;
Wha does sooth mean?
4nita Hyman; z
It's just baby talic for shoes,
NEVER USE THESE
If you ar one of those little
smartys who gets 100% in English class
on "waht words not to use and why", or
one who knows his Brubacher and Wheeling
by heart, word for word, or just one who
attended journalism class on Monday, May
25, you are excused right new, for you
have passed the examination and ure now
qualified te attend Miss Prims’ nursery
school. Otherwise, we would like you to
read the following bit of grammar drill
on what expressions are definitely "out
in "high sassity"e We have yet to meet
the Milnite who does not need this,
Becuuse we are along the line of exe
perts, we feel qualified te give you
these appropriate exercises.
One day a blushing bride, very much
of the fair sex, was fcvoring with a
selestion, the city far ers and a host
~Tinen, Of 4
y. she facea
on the
Scene to announce, with stern -eality—
‘that some of the delicious retrofhments
had been burned %o a cinder. Still in
“she entcred the kitchen
reath aise
RS Re a eo the
ie she fell over something
sickening thud. It goes
ng ee ee Pale cs se
vy) she was Breer
e A begegar's descrip=
a checkered ~ career
just having performed a daring rdbbery,
did the dastardly deed of
off.
carrying her
This thrilling mystery will be con-
tinued in the next issuese(We assume that
you will have forgotten this by then, as
this is the last issue until next full.
——— |
CRIMSON witD 7
IfE
MORE MILNITS MELCDIES
I Still Love To Kiss You Go:dnignht
Simmons ond Walker
Sophisticated Lady
Perkins
You Contt Stop Me From Dyeaming
Corwin
Cnce In 4. While
Junior Date
In The Still of the Night
Library
Merry Go Round Broke Down
st car
na Lose Your Gal
You're Go
Hunting
Carelessly
Homework
I?m In a Dancing Mcod
Metz
Stop, Youtre Brecking My Henrt
Baldwin
Just 4 Gigolo
Plusmer
Dancing Cheek to Cheex
Gale
Serenade in The Night
Selkirk
But He Aintt Got Rythm
Game
True Confessions
Exams
That Old Feeling
Orton
he Cold Again
Skinner
Do You or Dentt You Love Me?
Ben; ay
May I Have The Next Romance?
Cross
IT'S WONDERFUL
that Ruth Selkirk, Millie Mattice,
Jan Jansing, and Betty Tincher, are going
to be ushers on cless night, not to mene
tion Benjy Douglas, Eddie Hunting, Joe
Gedden, od Dick Palcnd. We know eight
certain pi le who «are now very happy
and with Specicl reasone We musnit
forget tc congratulnte these lucky kids}
some beshful scul is now cent-
S ctncncmeus musterpieces for
ilthcugh oll tuis stufr is
appreciated, it is svili cviueut thet no
gcssip or cirt is suppuseu tu drape the
feature pages Remember, h
next time 2 brain:
help us by writing 9 feqture,
thing for ‘Jirchell.
Figcr ifillie Mattice that she hrs a
sompo ser 4 ifter that touching scene
i st week, Joe immedictcly
girl's hero, and Millie
became the
{It's not thet we wish w teke Joe f:
victim of many envious sighsSe
m her
but itts the principle of the thing? Why
can't somo of the uther fellows lesrn to
write s § to uSe Oh, well, we centt have
everything, or con we?
ep, 193, CO
MAY y
Wotume SOL , Number 281
MARCH OF TIME
OR
IN THE D..Yo THAT USED 10 BE }
bo ycu remember wry beck in D
r when, Roger Orton wanted a
ec suit {size 16) for Christmas,(
an wearing it ever since) and Shir
was expected to get a b.
Saint Nickfhow she uses
ec
em
cwin
from old
heash). Perhaps you recall a litt:
vividly
the th
¥ sen
wher we r
S3¢n at the
drews one cool
Will(Plash)French
due to the fact the
catch the eye of acute 1 ttle biond
whice playing hockey--he caught it ale
right! Remember yhen Marty Creesy fi
opened his coffee shop "The Creesy
and Widge Stantonts idea of a "
anyone who didn?t go to Milne{h
13% row, Midge?) Way back at the begine
ning of the year, Lois Haynorts pet ame
bition was to merry a baseball player
and if we know Lois, she hesn*t changed
& bit.
Soper would be
Club with k An
nd thal
s fiat on his back
xt he was trying to
ila
October nacht
AuL
“hink over the favorite bright re~
marks: of those snap y Milnites last Noe
vember, such as Brud Davis*s "Won't you
be my Valentine" and Seely Funk's "Did
you ever hunt quail?" Cculd we ever fore
get Ed Walker's constant "Whee" or
George Scoville and his Di~die doll, We
are more than plecsed to note that the
Junicr girls got their Chris s wish
and now have boyfrieds who escort them
home.(Zucky little devils).
Ah me; sweet memories, and junk?
Ain't it fun to reminisse Next fall, we
will prebably be quoting this last ise
suets bright newse~Such is life!}
4& CYNIC'S SCNG
Lipstick here and powder there,
Polish nails and de up hair,
Cold-creams, loticns, perfumes, junk
Enough to fill a steamer trunk,
Fuss and fidget; don't get scre,
iy just wy scme mores
ell ycur dough,
1olf a bean,
de you get, my friend, a date
a guy who hauls you crecnd in a
crate
That cught to belong to the D.s.R,
& lad who thinks thet all ycu are,
Is someone to throw
and
‘ound the place
ext veek for _c prettighfaces
Nolume Wil, Number 270}
KA SHUTS @ NES
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o Exploits. \
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