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Crimson and CHbite
OCTOBER, 1918
Dedicated to Our Boys In Service
MILNE HIGH SCHOOL
ALBANY, N. Y.
Contents
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Literary Department
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Vol. XV OcToBER, 1918 No. 1
OUR HONOR ROLL.
William Davise
William Nead,
Y. Field Hospitals, Camp Wadsworth.
Harold Sollace, ex. aval Training Station, Newport, R. T.
Urquhart Wilcox, tion Corps, Ithae: si
Eugene Molitor, “14, A viation Corps, Ithaca, N. y
Paul O’Brien, ex.-’17, Somewhere in France,
Erwin Hanna, ’16, N. G. N. Y,
Chester Blauvelt, 14, Lieutenant in Army, stationed at Trenton,
Irving Goewey, *12, Lieutenant in U.S. R., Atlanta, Ga.
Arnold Van Laer, ex.-18, Troop B, N. Y., New Paltz, N. Y.
Edmund O'Connor, ‘14, Marines.
Karl Vibbard, ex.-'18, Second Field Hospital Corps,
Chester Long, 71: y Base Hospital.
Gilbert Daring, ”
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William Thompson, ‘1
George Reinhart, ex.-’18, Nav
Harold Wentworth, ex National Army, Camp Devens.
Guy Ferguson, ’13, National Army, Camp Devens,
Clifford Evory, 08.
Guy Sweet, 705.
John Beeker, "11.
George Anderson, ’10.
Alberta O'Connor,
Newton Bacon, ’12, Lieutenant in U.
Edwin Taylor, ex.-'14.
Edwin Belknap, 15.
Chester Hane, ’12.
Robert Meade, ex.-”
Walter Graham,
Raymond Fite, ?
John Lynd, ex.-’14, Marines,
John Henry, ex.-’16, Aviation Corps, France,
Harold Springsteed, ex.-’10.
John O’Day Donahoe, *10.
Raymond Raynsford.
Harold Walker, ex.-’14.
Stephen Venear, ex.-’16, Albany Base Hospital.
Gibson Newell, ex.’10, Albany Base Hospital.
Charles Grounds, ’10, Camp Devens.
Chauncey Sears, ex.-'19.
Richard Whitman, ex.-’18, Marines.
Watson Hoos, ex.-'17.
Harold Hasselbarth, ex.-’16.
Wesley Turner, ex.-’18, Aviation Corps.
Willis Morton,
William Rapp.
J, Robert Watt.
Franeis Grady.
Cornelius Deyo, ex-'18, Fort Hancock, Virginia.
R. B., Yeoman,
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HONORING THE BRAVE.
Every where since the beginning of history men have reverenced
bravery, courage, and fearless death. They have tried to show in
every manner possible that they honored the doers of these deeds
and have done all they could to hand their memory down through
the ages as a beacon light to all lands and peoples. \
In the days before the ancients developed any standard of writ-
ing or way of keeping intelligible records, the stories of the ancients
were handed down from father to son through oft repeated tales.
In this way perhaps, some traditions of ancient deeds became ex-
agerated and seemed hard to rival; but it has made the men of later
generations stronger and encouraged them to try and exceed these
nny deeds. i
hen the battle of Marathon is mentioned, people hold their
heads higher and think with pardonable pride of the glorious days
of long ago. Why? It is not because the Greeks met and defeated
the Persions in 490 B. C., but that, although the Greeks were out-
numbered by the invaders by ten to one, each Athenian warrior
went to attack the “Invincible Persians” so fearlessly and did such
heroie fighting that the world could not help remembering them.
But the memory of man has been helped by many statues and
paintings made at the time which depict with wonderful vivid-
ness those happenings of so long ago. It is fitting that brave men
should have some monument erected to their memory so that the
world in general shall not forget. And those ancient warriors, the
Greeks, have many appropriate ones. Perhaps the most interesting
one is the statue of the goddess Nemesis which was hewn out of a
huge block of marble said to be provided by Datis, the Persian
commander, in anticipation of his victory. There is also a fine
fresco of the battle in the temple of Victory in the Acropolis at
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Athens. Thus Greece has handed down the honor roll of her peo-
ple and defied other countries to do any better.
The Romans had a fine way of celebrating the victory of a con-
quering hero. They had a triumphal march for the soldiers and
commander. The greaetst heroes of the occasion were crowned
with wreaths of laurel leaves, and the captives were attached to the
wheels of the conqueror’s chariot and led through the streets of the
city. In special commemoration of the event, they erected a large
triumphal arch. The Arch of Constantine is the best example of
this kind of monument and reminds all travelers who see it that the
corsa were the most famous and brave soldiers of the ancient
world.
Let us leave the old world and see how our country will pre-
serve to posterity the most heroic acts and courageous deeds of Am-
erican heroes. There is a splendid monument in Charlestown,
Massachusetts, which has been erected in commemoration of the
battle of Bunker Hill. This obelisk of granite, which towers two
hundred and twenty one feet in the sky, recalls to us the fact. that
those colonists who fought at one of the first battles for liberty
have set an example of heroism we should be proud to follow. The
fire of patriotism burned away all the inequalities of class distinc-
tion, and also moulded the people, citizens of the north and the
men of the south, into Americans. Pessimists declared that it
would be difficult to uphold America’s fame and not bring shame
upon our glorious ancestors. However, during the civil war, our
grandfathers proved that they could suffer and die as courageously
as the soldiers of seventy-six.
To-day the United States has sent Old Glory across the seas to
help our mother country, pay our debt to France, and battle for
the rights of all nations large and small. What are we doing to
show our love for the lads who are wearing the uniform which
means justice and mercy to the world? What shall we do to show
our appreciation of the soldiers who died to protect us from an un-
relenting foe?
We are doing our best to keep our soldiers bysteally mentally :
and spiritually fit, by sending with them Y. M. CAN A. and Red Cross
workers, music, books, and everything else they need. The parents
of the boys who are in the service have hung service flags of red
and white at the windows, on which they designate by blue stars
the number of sons they have given. They can never be forgotten
while such reminders are before us. The whole nation stops to pay
homage if a eld star which marks the death of a hero appears on
the flag. hen peace is finally declared, and the final count is
taken of our dead heroes, large monuments are to be erected in var-
ious cities and towns of America, to keep the memory of our dead
and to be a glorious reminder of splendid heros.
C. P. ’20
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The truth is always the strongest argument.—Sophocls
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NEWS FROM THE BOYS IN FRONT.
Through the kindness of several of our pupils,’ we haye been able to publish
extracts from the letters of some our former students, who are now in the service.
August 4
Just at present, I am out of reach of the troop, and so I will
not be able to have this censored and mailed unless I find some
other means, which is improbable.
»,. At present, the train has stopped so that I am not more than
ten feet from a large locomotive which was made in the Locomotive
Works in Schenectady. Queer, how easy it is to find something
that was made in the States, America must certainly have been
doing a great deal.of shipping, to have so much material over here
in such a short, time,
T have often heard Father say how level France is. I can’t
see what. part he was in to find level country. I have never seen
any yet, and I have seen almost all of France, except that held by
the.Germans. This morning the train went through between fifteen
and nineteen tunnels in an hour and a half. Some were good long
ones, too.
‘August 10.
Well, I'am back in camp again and haven’t mailed this yet.
We rertoe peak went beyond Chateau Thierry, only'a couple of
days after the Germans were driven out. I guess there isn’t much
harm writing this, as it is such a short time since they were there,
that they probably know a great deal more about the place than I
do. The villages up that way are fairly well destroyed, but the
Germans paid the price in men. | The number of Germans dead,
both buried and unburied, outnumbered the French and Ameri-
ean dead many times over.
On our way back, we stopped in Paris a few hours. The Ger-
mans were shelling the city at the time, but the people paid no
attention to the bursting of shells than they would to a clock
striking the hour.
ARNOLD VANLAER, ex-18
A. E. PF. France.
April 30.
We are ashore in the rest camp at last. You can bet we were
glad to see land Sunday morning. It seemed almost impossible to
go down stairs when there was something to see on shore.
We had to stay on board until the boat was unloaded—worked
in six hour shifts. The boat didn’t look so big, but the holds were
deep and so there was a full cargo. Beans and lanterns were the
principal things in the cargo,
Our own cooks got our dinner to day, and ‘home’ food tasted
awfully good, even if most of it did come out of cans. It was what
we were used to, anyway.
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May 7.
This is the first real stopping place since starting from the port
where we landed. We stopped each day for two hours or more to
get out of the cars and stretch; but probably the real reason was to
give free track for other military transportation. The whole distance
could be traveled in about one-third the time under ordinary con-
jitions.
The railroad engines and cars are so different from ours. The
freight cars have only four wheels and are about sixteen feet long.
Every inch of space is packed full.
The passenger cars are divided into six sections, or so, with a
running board out side. Ten persons might be accommodated, but.
eight men, with our rolsl, packs, and provisions, were quite cramped.
May 12.
Every day a man comes along the road selling English walnuts,
almonds and figs. They are good and the usual price is “six sous’’
or half a franc. We are learning to count money and will probably
soon be able to swear in French. There are about six fellows in the
camp who know something about the language, and they are in
great demand.
May 26.
I have not been fishing yet, but I expect to go before long. I
was up the creek the other night and saw several good sized ones
jumping after flies. They have some new method of catching fish
that I’ve never seen before. They catch a fly, (they are plentiful)
to use for bait. It is surprising how many they catch this way.
June 9.
The hay is cut in the field across the way. It seems early, but
the season is earlier than at home. The hay is drawn away on two-
wheeled carts, nicely balanced. It seems rediculous to see the little
burros draw such large loads of hay. At one place where they were
bringing in some logs, I saw a little burro scarcely three and a half
feet igh hitched with a great big dray horse. I suppose the little
fellow elped some, but that was an awful big load.
5 I have tried to go cross-lots while out traveling through the
country, but I find it easier to go around even if it make a couple
of extra miles. Where there isn’t a muddy ditch, there is a thorn-
bush hedge without openings and plentifully supplied with nettles
and stick-tights. There are more stone walls and rather good
cement tile walls than fences in this country. In the city the walks
are finished in broken glass.
August 4.
Our new Y tent is quite popular. There are plenty of papers
to read, pens and ink and amusements. We had pictures last night,
and they were pretty good. They were rather old but serviceable.
One was of John Bunney and Flora Finch.
PRIVATE WILLIS H. MortToN
American Expeditionary Forces,
France
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Santo Domingo, D. R., Aug. 16, 1918.
Dear Mother,
It has been three weeks since we have seen any mail, and be-
lieve me I was glad when it came. _I received all the newspapers
and Saturday Evening Posts. Thank you very much for them.
Perhaps Dad would like to know how the Navy Band ball team
is getting along. We organized about three months ago, and since
then have played twelve games. We won eight and lost four. This
afternoon we play the Brigade Headquarters team. We played
them two weeks ago and lost six to five. But we have practiced
considerable since then and expect to beat them this afternoon.
That nice swimming suit you sent me comes in fine. I go in
swimming almost every day, some times we go after supper. The
water sure isa comfort. | Those books you sent me are fine, and
I have passed them on, all the boys enjoy them. The little French
hak is the book. I often wish I could go to France instead of this
place.
Did you ever eat any alligator pears? They are known mostly
to those who dine at the swell restaurants in New York. They are
not a delicious fruit, but taste when flavored with pepper, salt and
vinegar like a swell salad dressing. They are shaped like a large
green pear, and are like a musk-melon inside, only they contain a
large seed about an inch or two in diameter. There is also another
tropical fruit that I might mention along with the alligator pear, or
(aguacate), and that is the mango. The mango is a fruit that
looks like a large yellow plum, only the inside sticks to the stones
like the threads of a piece of celery. It is very delicious and sweet.
Since I have been on this summer vacation, which is far too long
to suit me, I have collected fifty-four views of Santo Domingo and
places near by. _ I expect to have an interesting album when I get
pach which will be, as I have heard rumored, about the Spring of
L919:
It is pretty hard to tell you any news as we are closely limited.
I hope this letter finds you O. K
Love to all, William
WILLIAM DAVIDSON, ex-’18
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I do not think much of the man who is not wiser to-day than
he was yesterday.—Lincoln.
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Be not simply good; be good for something.—Thoreau.
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Cheerfulness costs nothing and it is invaluable—Franklin.
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Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith let
us dare to do our duty as we understand it—Lincoln.
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Vol: XV ALBANY, N. Y., OCTOBER 1918 No. 1
Published Every Two Months During the School Year by the Students of the M, H, 5.
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BOARD OF EDITORS
Editor-in-Chiet
ANNA F, MARIN, Q. 1,
Awsintant Editor
ELEANOR ABRAMB, Q.
Zeta Sigma,
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Zeta Sigmi
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Aphiol,
Advertising Agents
Athletic Editor
Father Time has brought to us another school yeer, and we
have once more entered with renewed vigor into our studies,
Although we have so suddenly been interrupted by an unsolicited
vacation, we shall work with greater zeal and easily make up the
time we have lost.
The “Crimson and White’ wishes to welcome the return of our
old classmates and that of our faculty. We also extend greetings
to our neweomers, and we sincerely hope that we shall all work to-
gether with such great ardor as to made this a most successful year.
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We have respectfully dedicated our first issue to the boys of
this school who are giving their invaluable service to our country.
Ought not their remarkable courage and enthusiasm to inspire us to
put forth every bit of energy into our duties as they are obviously
putting fourth into theirs? Ought not the thought of their saeri-
fices and hardships to cause us to do our work better than we have
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ever done before? ‘The answer is self-evident. Show your school
spirit as they are showing their country spirit, and place as much
fervor in your school activities as they are in their nation’s affairs,
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We are offering a splendid opportunity to prove your spirit in
the pennant contest. ‘The Crimson and White” board will. present.
a beautiful pennant to the class under whose auspices the most
efficient issue will be put forth. Let the winning of this honor
emblem hold a paramount position in your school activities. Fac-
ilitate the success of the paper in general, first, by becoming a sub-
super) and second, by co-operating with your class in all its under-
takings.
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The Junior High School has not been represented in this num-
ber as we have been unable to appoint editors as yet. However, we
hope that in the next issue, they will hold a conspicuous place
among our various departments.
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We have been asked by one of the directors of the United War
Workers Campaign to print in our paper the article given below:
A BEGINNING IN CITIZENSHIP.
By Charles Dillon
Author “Journalism for High Schools” .
One of the really fine things about running a high school paper
is the opportunity it presents of getting an early start in the busi-
nes of citizenship. Every member of the staff knows that loyalty
is the big word, the first thought in the properly managed, successful
school. They know what is meant by ‘‘The honor of the school’.
‘They want it represented, a hundred percent efficient in every under-
taking town, state or county. There is no loftier spirit of patriotism
anywhere than in an American high school.
Very well. Don’t va think it would be a fine thing to line uw
the whole school, possibly at the next assembly, certainly aleoiten
personal effort, to promote the United War Work Campaign? You
know all about it, but there may be students or parents or perhaps
some of the town folks who are behind the times. The United War
Work Campaign is a consolidation of seven great organizations
brought together upon request of President Wilson. They are the
Young Men’s Christian Association, Young Women’s Christian As-
sociation, National Catholie War Council (K of C.), Jewish Welfare
Board, War Camp Community Service and Salvation Army. The
are doing for our soldiers and sailors in America and over seas all
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the things that governments do not do in war times. They provide
comforts and entertainments. They keep intact the line of com-
munication—that means letters to the folks at home—by supplying
stationery and a place where the boys may write. They are the
soldiers’ and sailors’ school and church and home, these seven or-
ganizations, and they are all these things, human and humane, with-
out a mention of creed.
The government has approved every one of the seven. Don’t
you think your school ought to help in getting the $170,500,000
they are asking the country to give for this work in thecampaign of
November 11-18? Don’t be fooled by peace talk. Even if peace
came to-day our two million soldiers must be brought home and de-
mobilized—sent back to their homes. You want them cared for as
thoroughly coming home as when they went over, don’t you? It
will take time and organization and money. Won't you help?
Can't you stir up the school pep for the United War Work Cam-
paign?
The purpose and remarkable Secomplishments of the seven or-
ganizations comprising this campaign is certainly worthy of the at-
tention and assistance of each and every individual in the school.
We are all proud, however, to say that Milne High School is doing
her share, though perhaps indirectly, to aid the success of these joint
organizations. Every pupil has undertaken to give ten cents a
month during the school year. With this money we shall be able
to purchase three Liberty Bonds. The manner in which these
bonds are to be disposed will be decided by the boys and girls them-
selves; and whether they will go for the expenses of adopting a
French orphan, or to the Red Cross, or to any other organization
will be decided later.
However, we do not intend that our interests in war work shall
end here. Weshall try to boost the efforts of the United War
Work Campaign 'till it goes over the top with its quota of
$170,500,000.
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ALUMNI NOTES.
e prance Hagadorn, ex-’21, is attending Fordham School in New
ork,
Winifred Blauvelt, ex-’20 is attend’ng Miss Comforts’ school in
this city.
Isabella Dodds, ex-’19 and Gladys Herrick, ex-’19, are attending
the Albany Art School.
Marie King, ’18, Viola Pier, ex-’19, Dorothy Vanderhorst, ex- 19,
Joyce Goldring, 18) Euretta Avery, and Laura Barton, ex-’19, are
attending the ‘Albany Business College.
Jane Winchester, ex-’20, is attending the Girls Academy.
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Dorothy Burton, ’13, is teaching at the Troy Conference Aca-
demy, Poultney, Vermont. i petliest
Eloise Lansing, ’12 is teaching at Amityville, Long Island.
Peggy Ward, ’15, is attending Sargent School. est te
Mr. and Mrs. Brown, formely of this city, are now living in
Plattsburgh. Mrs. Brown was Miss Marion Rosa, a member of the
class of 714. é
Mrs Oswald Myer, of Syracuse, formerly Miss Florence Gale of
the class of ’13 was recently visiting in Albany. __
Miss May LeCompte, ’13, is teaching at Merrick, Long Island.
Eleanor Dunn, ’14, is teaching at Bennington, Vt. :
Theron Hoyt, 717, has received his commission as second lieu-
tenant. Congratulations, Theron. 4
Winnifred Dunn, Gladys Thompson, Margaret Kirtland, Carol
Traver, Marion Vosburgh and Earl Mattice, all members of the class
of ’18, are attending N. Y. S.C. T.
Helen Obenaus, ex-’19, is attending Rogers Hall, Mass.
John Glenn, ex-’20, is attending the Albany Boys’ Academy.
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SCHOOL NOTES.
The Freshmen are welcomed by us all. Room 302 is not large
enough to accomodate the number of ‘Freshies” so other study halls
gladly receive them.
The number of pupils is larger this year than ever before, and
therefore, the “Crimson and White” should be very popular. It is
the duty of each one of us to support OUR paper and “boost” it
higher. This is the way to “boost’’. Subscribe yourself and get.
others to, seurry around and ask your friends to contribute to our
advertisements, and bring in stories and jokes. In doing these
things, we are not only helping to liven up our school, but also
doing our bit toward it and showing school spirit.
We all feel that the new plan of the “board” is going to work
wonders. Of course, there will be a certain amount of friendly com-
petition set up because each one wishes his to be the honored one.
The class that has the best issue of the paper will be allowed to
keep the Honor Banner in its study hall for the entire oncoming
year. Hach class will be permitted to supervise an issue of the
paper, and it will be up to that class to make good. In order to
“make good”, the students must co-operate and bring in composi-
tions and jokes, and swell up the list of ads. To be sure, quantity
is expected, but everything is judged by quality.
Juniors, you are to start the ball a’rolling. Give it such a
powerful push that it will be necessary for the others to run fast in
order to keep up.
We are now interested in buying Liberty Bonds and every one
is enthusiastic to have our school “go over the top’.
“The Crimson and White” welcomes Miss Lelia Farnum, in-
structor of English in the College, who is now supervising the
Freshmen English classes, in the Milne High School.
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QUINTILIAN LITERARY SOCIETY.
School has begun again, and of course, we are delighted since
that means Quin meetings. Although we have not been able to
have many meetings so far, those that we have had, have been very
interesting. The girls are enthusiastic, and Quin hopes to doa
great deal this year.
The initiations are coming soon, and we hope to fill up the
vacant places left by the girls who were graduated last June. We
sincerely hope that those old membeus will visit us often and help
us enjoy our good times.
Girls we have begun the year well. Let us make this the best
year in Quin’s history.
E. L. A., ’20
ZETA SIGMA.
Now with the opening of school, Sigma has also renewed its
meetings which we know will be well attended as ever before. The
programs so for have been splendid, but we must aim to keep up
this good work.
We are planning for the “Freshman Rush” and have a great
surprise'in store for the Freshies.
The following officers have been elected for this year:
Pres dent . Jane O'Neill
Vice-President . . Lavinia Rosa
Recording Secretar, y. ae Katherine Nolan
Assistant Recording Secreta Frances Walsh
Corresponding Secretary... arjorie Wilbur
‘Treasurer . Edna Wiershing
Pianist .. Maud Whitam
Mistre: - Margaret Skinner
of Ceremonies.
Marshal lire src. ae
Junior Editor
Lucy Keeler
Florence LeCompte
K. M.N., ’20
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ADELPHO!I.
So far th's year the meetings of Adelphoi have been well attend-
ed. The influenza epidemic has interrupted our plans and activities,
but we hope to continue them immediately. The officers elected
for this year are as follows:
President...:...
Vice-President.
Secretary...
‘Treasurer. 2
Seargeant-at-Arms.. .
Master of Ceremonies.
Chaplain
-Gordon Wright
.Stanley Taylor
..-David_Kirk
Charles Sayles
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ATHLETIC NOTES.
Due to the epidemic of Spanish influenza, our athletics have
been sadly neglected. We hope, however, to announce something
better for the future.
GEORGE D. HUDSON
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It matters not how man dies but how he lives—.ohnson.
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Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.—Emerson
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Not he who boasts of his country, but he who does something
to make his country better, is the true patriot— Anonymous.
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There are many flags in many lands,
There are flags of every hue,
But there is no flag in any land,
Like our‘own red, white and blue.
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Patriotism is one percent of cheering and flag waving and ninety-
nine percent of hard work—Youths’ Companion.
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With the introductory number of the ‘Crimson and White” of
1918-1919, we wish to say to the Exchanges that we hope the editor-
ial staffs of their papers will find that our efforts display sufficient
merit to warrant a large exchange. There is no doubt that such
co-operation tends towards the betterment of all papers concerned,
because of the suggestions for all departments that come from the
pages of other papers. If our attempts toward making the “Crim-
son and White’ a better and broader paper are of any assistanbe to
other school papers, we shall feel more than repaid. We also wish
to state that we should be pleased to receive any new exchanges to
our department. Below we are publishing a list of papers that we
have exchanged with hitherto, and we shall be glad to greet them
as old friends and hope there will be as many more.
To the students of Milne High School and also to those of other
high schools, we direct this question: Is the criticisms of other
papers an incentive towards placing your paper among the best?
Lellow students read the exchanges and gain new ideas towards the
improvement of the “Crimson and White’. Make your school
loyalty not of the hand-clapping variety; but show that we are all
pulling together to make the “Crimson and White” better this year
than ever, and to make it rank among the best.
List of Exchanges for the Preceding Year.
About St. Agnes, Albany, N. Y.
Academe, Albany, N. Y.
Acropolis, Newark, N. J.
Budget, Berne, Ind.
Bulletin, Montelair, N. J.
Caldron, Fort Wayne, Ind.
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Ceralbus, Berkley, Vt.
Crimson, Goshen, Ind.
Chronicle, Poultney, Vt.
Crimson, Logan, Utah.
Cue, Albany, N. Y.
Cynosure, Richmond, Ind.
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Kyote, Billings, Mont.
Lion, LaGrange, III.
Literary Novice, Newark, N. J.
Magpie, Waterbury, Conn.
Manual, Peoria, Ill.
M. H. Aerolith, Sheboygan, Wis.
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Oneida, Preston, Iowa.
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Who gives a trifle meanly is meaner than a trifle-—Lavater.
es
The gentlemen is solid mahogany; the fashionable man is only
veneer.—Holland,
THE CRIMSON AND WHITE 15
Here’s to the girls,
Here’s to the boys,
We’re hoping they won’t be blue;
Here’s to the dunces,
Tne “grinders’* and “bright ones’,
Here’s to them all—’22.
= ———
Mr. Taylor—Son, why are you always behind in your lessons?
S. T., ’20 so that I may pursue them, Father dear,
ee
S. S., ’20—What do they do to the transports when they arrive
at port late?
BE. A., ’20—I don’t know, what?
S.S., ’20—They dock them.
eS
To-day I bought an alarm-clock,
It has a very loud ring,
I think I will call it Ae “Star Spangled Banner’,
For every time I hear it I have to get up.
Se was
K. S., ’19—I have so much on my hands at présent that I don’t
know what to do,
A. J.,’19—Why not try some soap and water?
16 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE
H. K., ’21—What is the difference between a bird and a plum-
ber?
M. C., ’21—’Dunno.
_ H.K., ’21—Well, one pipes the lays and the other lays the
pipes.
ead
She used to sit upon his lap,
As happy as can be,
But now it makes her seasick,
He has water on the knee.
*
R. B., ’19—Whats the matter? You’re looking worried.
C. S. K., 19—Work—nothing but work from morning ’til night.
R. B.‘ ’19—How long have you been at it?
C.S. K., ’19—I begin to-morrow.
See.
J. G., ’20—Send a dozen roses to this address.
Salesman—Yes, sir.
J. G., ’20—Will you trust me?
Salesman—Certainly.
J. G., ’20—Then make it two dozen.
——*
D.H., ’21 (sniffing)—Have you got camphor on you, Alice?
A. D., ’21—Yes, Mother made me wear it so I wouldn’t get that
Spanish influence.
aS
English 1 Teacher—Miss Ball, is this sentence balanced?
F. B., ’22 (innocently)—Just a minute, please, Iam weighing it.
hr
Biology Teacher—What is a nut, Miss Maher?
K. M., ’22 (who is feeling in need of excitement).
When you've bats in your belfry that flut,
When your comprenez-vous rope is cut,
When you’ve nobody home
In the top of your dome,
Then your heads not a head—it’s a nut.
(Needless to say K. M. got her excitement).
THE CRIMSON AND. WIHTE 17
Senior—What word is always pronounced wrong?
Fresh—Wrong.
Bea oe
C.S., ’21—Why do clergymen sometimes address a congrega-
tion composed of both sexes as brethren?
G. H., ’'19—Because “brethren”? embrace ladies.
AERA
D. D., 21 had not come up to his parents’ expectations in his
studies, and an explanation was demanded.
“Why is it”, asked his father impatiently, “that you are always
at the bottom of the class? You never seem to get anywhere else,
I should think you would be ashamed”.
D. D. (pacifically)—‘“I can’t see that it makes any difference
whether I am at the top or bottom, Father. You know they teach
the same things at both ends.”
ee een ee
THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT.
K. K. Katy—Katherine Monahan, ’20.
Frenchy—Lavinia Rosa, ’20.
Oh, How I Hate to Get Up inthe Morning—Clyde Kittell, ’19.
Smiles—Thomas Cantwell, ’20.
Ladd‘e in Khaki, I’m Wa’'ting for You—Virginia Hill, ’21.
If He Can Fight Like He Can Loye—John Glenn, '20.
hee
Junior—Who dares to sit before the king with his hat on?
Soph—His coachman.
gerne ei he
“And when you are up pretty high, three or four miles say, and
you look down it’s positively sickening’, explained the aviator, home
from the war on leave. “It is stupendous, awful. A great height
is a fearful thing, I can tell you’.
18 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE
J. O’N., 19—“Yes I can sympathize with you, poor boy”, said
Jane feelingly, ‘I feel just that way myself when I am on top of a
step ladder.
*
J. O’N.—Jane is making a speach and prides herself on tact.
This is what she says: Friends, I know you too well to call you
ladies and gentlemen, I desire, etc.
3
D. H., ’21—Did you go to the show Mary?
M. C., ’21—Yes, I did.
D. H.‘ ’21—My, but you’re back early.
M. C., ’21—Well, I looked at the program and it said “Fourth
Act same as Act One.” I came out after the third act because I
didn’t want to see the same thing twice.
-
Who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.—Bonaparte.
*
Education is a better safe guard to liberty than a standing
army.—Edward Everett.
*
Confidence is a plant of slow groth—Pitt.
*
Under the direction of reason, instinct is always in the right.
—Burke.
——*
Don’t put too finea point to your wit, for fear it should get
blunted.—Cervantes.
*
Censure is the tax a man payeth to the public for being em-
inent.—Swift.
*
There are two sciences which every man ought to learn—first,
the science of speech, and, second, the more difficult one of silence.
Socrates.
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16 TIE CRIMSON AND WHITE
is a K., ’21—What is the difference between a bird and a plum-
er?
M. C., ’21—’Dunno.
H. K., ’21—Well, one pipes the lays and the other lays the
pipes.
>
She used to sit upon his lap,
As happy as can be,
But now it makes her seasick,
He has water on the knee.
eat
R. B., ’19—Whats the matter? You're looking worried.
C. 8. K., ’19—Work—nothing but work from morning ’til night.
R, B.‘’19—How long have you been at it?
C.S. K., ’19—I begin to-morrow.
*
J. G., ’20—Send a dozen roses to this address.
Salesman— Yes, sir.
J. G., ’20—Will you trust me?
Salesman—Certainly.
J. G., ’20—Then make it two dozen.
a
D.H., ’21 (sniffing)—Have you got camphor on you, Alice?
A. D., ’21—Yes, Mother made me wear it so I wouldn’t get that
Spanish influence.
= ne
English 1 Teacher—Miss Ball, is this sentence balanced?
F. B., ’22 (innocently) —Just a minute, please, I am weighing it.
=
Biology Teacher—What is a nut, Miss Maher?
K. M., ’22 (who is feeling in need of excitement).
When you’ve bats in your belfry that flut,
When your comprenez-vous rope is cut,
When you've nobody home
In the top of your dome,
Then your heads not a head—it’s a nut.
(Needless to say K, M. got her excitement).
THE CRIMSON AND. WHITE 17
Senior—What word is always pronounced wrong?
Fresh—Wrong.
a ee
C.S., ’21—Why do clergymen sometimes address a eongrega-
tion composed of both sexes as brethren?
G, H., "19—Because “brethren” embrace ladies.
——_*
D. D., ’21 had not come up to his parents’ expectations in his
studies, and an explanation was demanded.
“Why is it”, asked his father impatiently, “that you are always
at.the bottom of the class? You never seem to get anywhere else,
T should think you would be ashamed”.
D. D. (pacifically)—“I can’t see that it makes any difference
whether I am at the top or bottom, Father. You know they teach
the same things. at both ends.”
THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT.
K. K. Katy—Katherine Monahan, ’20.
Frenchy—Lavinia Rosa, ’20.
Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning—Clyde Kittell, *19.
Smiles—Thomas Cantwell, ’20.
Ladd’e in Khaki, I’m Wa'ting for You—Virginia Hill, ’21.
If He Can Fight Like He Can Loye—John Glenn, '20,
os <<
Junior—Who dares to sit before the king with his hat on?
Soph—His coachman.
a
“And when you are up pretty high, three or four miles say, and
you look down it’s positively sickening”, explained the aviator, home
from the war on leave. “It is stupendous, awful. A great height
is a fearful thing, I can tell you’.
18 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE
J. O’N., ’19—“Yes I can sympathize with you, poor boy”, said
Jane feelingly, “I feel just that way myself when I am on top of a
step ladder.
*
J. O’N.—Jane is making a speach and prides herself on tact.
This is what she says: Friends, I know you too well to call you
ladies and gentlemen, I desire, etc.
ee,
D. H., ’21—Did you go to the show Mary?
M. C., ’21—Yes, I did.
D. H.‘ ’21—My, but you're back early.
M. C., ’21—Well, I looked at the program and it said “Fourth
Act same as Act One.” I came out after the third act because I
didn’t want to see the same thing twice.
*
Who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.—Bonaparte.
*-
Education is a better safe guard to liberty than a standing
army.—Edward Everett.
*
Confidence is a plant of slow groth—Pitt.
—_
Under the direction of reason, instinct is always in the right.
—Burke.
Sy
Don’t put too finea point to your wit, for fear it should get
blunted.—Cervantes.
*
Censure is the tax a man payeth to the public for being em-
inent.—Swift.
a
There are two sciences which every man ought to learn—first,
the science of speech, and, second, the more difficult one of silence.
Socrates.
It Pays to Be Careful
Your eyes feel tired and strained after studying.
glasses fitted by us will relieve that tired feeling.
BEN V. SMITH
OPTICIANS
WE UNDERSTAND EYES
50 No, PEARL St., ALBANY, N. Y.
Reading
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H. E. STAHLER
287 CENTRAL AVENUE
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AND ICE CREAM
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND
ACCESSORIES
CHRISTMAS GIFTS
at
“The Bindery”
A Gift Shop
43 Maiden Lane Albany, N. Y.
BIRTHDAY CARDS
Engraved Cards and Booklets
for all occasions
Albany Art Union
Distinctive Photography
48 North Pearl St.
Phone Main 991
National and Simplex Covers and Filers
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