CRIMSON AND WHITE
Vol. XXXII, No. 8
THE MILNE SCHOOL, ALBANY, N.
MAY 30, 1958
Students Win
Scholarships
Milne students have won many
scholarships during the closing
months of school. A total of eleven
grants, from the Syracuse Citizen-
ship conference, Regents scholarship
exam, Gannett competition and
various colleges have been awarded
Milne students.
Bob Blabey and George Houston
won scholarships, and Jean Ver-
laney won an alternate scholarship
to Syracuse university at the Syra~
cuse Citizenship conference held
Saturday, April 26. The scholar-
ships were awarded on the basis of
results of numerous tests taken in
March, in addition to participation
in discussion groups and speeches
made at the conference.
John Garman (who won a scholar-
ship at last year’s conference),
Stephanie Condon, Sybillyn Hoyle
and Ann Pitkin ‘also represented
Milne at the conference.
Gannett scholarships, annually
awarded to deliverers of the Knick~
erbocker News, were given to Tom
Cantwell and Bob Killough. They
received two of the three scholar~
ships granted in the Albany are
The awards were made on the
basis of scholastic achievement and
leadership in the community. The
Frank Gannett scholarship founda-
tion presents a maximum of $375 a
semester or $3,000 for a four-year
period,
Seven Milne students are the re-
cipients of Regents scholarships, too.
Tom Cantwell, Roger Dewey, John
Garman, Larry Kupperburg, Diana
Reed, Katie Simmons, and Jean
Verlaney were given awards as a
result of the Regents scholarship
examination in January. These
scholarships are valid only in ap-
proved New York state colleges and
universities, and the minimum
amount of money awarded is $250.
Humanities Class
Visits New York
Humanities students went on a
field trip to New York city May 16.
It was the first time, any Humanities
class had done this, Leaving from
Milne at 7 am. by bus, they were
accompanied by Mr, Edward Cow-
ley, Dr. Roy York and several State
college students,
The first thing on the agenda for
the day was a visit to the Museum
of Modern Art where the students
Gris
saw an exhibition of Juan
paintings. After
dents went to
Museum of Art,
lunch.
At the end ofthe visit to the
Metropolitan, the students boarded
their bus and drove to Greenwich
village, where they had dinner.
After ‘eating the trip back w:
started, and arrival at Milne was
about 11 p.m.
this visit the s
the Metropolitan
where they ate
Armstrong Is Albany
ident; Mick Grogan, trea
ecretary, look forward to a good yea
rer; Lewis Morr:
Fniiencnent Nears
Commencement activities for the
sixty-six members of the class of
1958 began with the Senior banquet
which was held at Sayles hall on
May 24, The Senior
Friday, June 13, Commencement
will climax these events June 20, in
Page hall,
The program for graduation will
include both the valedictorian and
the salutatorian award presentations,
musical selections by the Milnettes
and Milnemen, and the presentation
of the diplomas by Dr, Theodore
Fossieck. The address this year
will be made by the Honorable Leo
W. O'Brien, Representative, United
States Congress. Following the com-
mencement, the junior class has
planned a reception for the gradu-
ates under the leadership of Sybillyn
Hoyle.
Juniors Plan Commen
For the graduation
Bob Blabey and Ann Pitkin have
been chosen to be the grand
marshals. The juniors who will be
ushers are Paula Propp, Bud Mehan
(head ushers), Dick Collins, Sybil-
lyn Hoyle, Bruce Daniels, George
Houston, Nancy Jones, Ann Marsh-
all, Ann Quickenton, Fred Taylor,
Linda Scher and Cathie Scott.
cement
ceremonie:
The chair man of the Reception
committee is Sybillyn Hoyle. Dick
Lockwood, Sue Austin, Fred Bass,
Keith Warner and Karen Dougherty
are of this committee.
Linda Caps and Gowns
committee consists of Mary Breeze,
Jon Harvey, Jack Fenimore, Gloria
Knorr and Larry Givente:
Linda Scher is in charge of the
Decorations committee with Linda
White, Sheila Burke,
Mary Breeze, Mary Beth
Klara Schmidt, Connie Evans and
Nancy Jones as members.
Faith Meyer, |
Long, |
ball will be|
J unior High
Elects Officers
Clint Bourdon Lewis
Jana
Grogan,
treasurer, are the new officers of the
Junior Student council. They were
elected by the Junior high June 22,
immediately following an election
assembly which climaxed a week-
long campaign.
president;
During the campaign, the candi-
dates and their assistants planned
their strategy, made and put up
posters, wrote their speeches, and
tried to get supporte
The candidates were John Bilder-
see and Clint Bourdon for president;
Dick Etkin and Lewis M
vice-president; Jana
Beth Laraway for secreta Mick
Grogan and’ Judy Margolis for
treasurer,
Clint Bourdon, the new president,
i ident of his homeroom
learned to handle the re-
sponsibilities of this position. He is
an above-average student and has
had previous experience with par-
liamentary procedur
Vice-president Lewis Morrison's
experience in administration has
been shown at the eighth grade
class meeting. It was handled with
efficiency and ease, Lewis is fully
qualified to take over in case of the
president’s absence and will make a
good vice-president.
Jana Hesser, the new secretar
both responsible and a neat write
Her notes are clean and her minutes
will be understandable. Anything
she is assigned to do she will do
well, and she should turn out to be
one of the best secretaries Milne
has ever had. .
Mick Grogan,
the newly-elected
urer, is well prepared for this
He has received straight E's
so far in mathematics (except for
one $) and has had experience.
‘Tulip Queen
| Milne Senior Bests
150 Contestants
“TI never expected it... It’s all
so wonderful .. .” These are the
words of Jane Armstrong, Milne
senior and Albany’s Tulip Queen for
1958. Jane bested about 150 other
ants to receive her crown
ceptre in ceremonies at Wash-
ington park, May 17.
Trip To Washington
In addition to the honor of reign-
ing over such Tulip Festival events
as the Tulip ball and the Kinder
Kermis, Queen Jane received a trip
to Washington, D.C. There she spent
last week-end touring the city and
keeping social engagements,
Representative Leo W. O'Brien,
Albany Democrat, was to meet Jane
at Washington National airport. Her
schedule also included a.visit to the
White House to be greeted by Pr
dent Eisenhower's press secretary,
James C, Hagerty. Other pri
cluded a wardrobe and jewelry.
Active Milne Student
Jane was entered in the Tulip
Queen competition by two Milne
juniors, Connie Evans and Paula
Propp. Paula says, “She’s got a
wonderful personality, and she has
poise. I thought she had a_ good
chance of winning,” and Connie
agrees, “We both wanted her to
win.”
A leader as well as a beauty, Jane
was president of M.G.A.A.
of Senior Student counci
associate editor of the Crimson and
White this year, A member of Quin
and Tri-Hi-Y, she was also gradua-
tion marshal last year and been
1 jo. and varsity cheerleade:
Jane plans to attend Stevens col-
lege in i where she will
an elementary
ly to become
teacher.
Presenting - - Assemblies
Many assemblies have been given
in the closing weeks of
Sigma, Hams, Inc., B.C.H.S
student councils have all
assemblies during homeroom period.
Next year’s budget was presented
by the Senior Student council on
May 29. A 25 cent increase in the
student tax was needed in order to
balance the budget.
Music was the subject of an as-
sembly presented by the Melo-
dreams and Skyliners of Bethlehem
Central high school under the direc-
tion of Roland Truitt.
“North Atlantic,” a take-off on
“South Pacific,’ was presented by
Sigma on May 26. The production
was arranged by Sue Goldman and
| written by Mrs. Elizabeth Lester.
Hams, Inc., put on “Antic Spring”
May 23. This was Hams’ fir: rO-
duction since its re-organization,
and many of the members parfici-
pated,
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CRIMSON AND WHITE
MAY 30, 1958
Remember People, Remember Milne
Some day, when you are feeling sad and lonely,
sit down and think. Not about just anything, but about
Milne; its students, its faculty, and what they did
during the school year 1957-1958.
Start off on a bright note: those extra days we got
off at Thanksgiving vacation because of the flu. Also |
remember that time in January when Milne actually
closed for two days because of snow! Please do me
a favor, though. Don’t remember these as merely
free days. Remember them for what you did, learned,
and got out of them.
Don’t forget any of the other achievements of Milne
students, either. Two-thirds of the area Gannett
scholarships were awarded to Milne students. Milne,
by winning two scholarships and one alternate, sur-
passed some seven hundred other schools participating
in the Syracuse Citizenship conference. Seven Milne
seniors, in competition with thousands of other stu-
dents, won Regents scholarships.
Never forget our Tulip Queen, either. She deserves
to be remembered for a long time, and not only be-
cause she is Tulip Queen.
This brings me around to my main point. So far,
we have seen why we should be proud of Milne, why
we can brag about it. But it seems to me these are
not the chief reasons for remembering Milne. The
chief reasons are people.
Now, while you are thinking, think of the people
in Milne not merely for their achievements, but for
their human qualities. Remember the smile that
cheered you up, the look on the face of someone try-
ing to go up the down stairs, the times people helped
you with your homework.
Remember, also, the sights and sounds of Milne.
The screams of softball players while you are in
science, the tuition waiting line, the locked doors at
lunch period, lunch period itself, and, above all, the
people. The people you remember are what make
Milne. Remember people, remember Milne.
No! You're wrong! I’m only helping in the junior.
high elections.
ine
ERR
‘ge ROUND
Ken Lockwood, Sue Crowley, Sandy Berman, Joyce
Johnson, Kip Grogan, Janice Lenda, Roger Seymour,
John Coughtry, Sue Hanke, Steve Rice and Joan
Switzer had a good time at the Junior high dance.
Congratulations to Anne Oliphant and Ken Lock-
wood on being king and queen of the Junior high
dance.
After the Junior high dance Jan Surrey threw a
party. Stu Horn, Mary Lewis, Bob Mull, Gail O'Brien,
Shelley Spritzer, Bub Parker, Sue Sutphen, Dave
Blabey. Karen Ungerman, Jill Kapner, Roger Seymour,
Ellen Wolkin, Jimmy ‘Killough, Carol Ricotta and
Larry Morris were eating ice cream and drinking soda.
Ann Quickenton, Ann Pitkin, Nancy Jones, Mary
Beth Long, Paula Propp, Sybillyn Hoyle, Connie Evans,
Ann Marshall, Katie Simmons, Diana Reed, Sue
McNeil, Sheila Burke, Linda Sapia, Dorothy Hoyle,
Barbara Lester, Kent Gardiner and many others have
been seen freezing out in Ridgefield watching the ball
games. Let’s keep cheering the boys on to victory.
Helen Alpart gave a barbecue recently. Steve Rice,
Ginny Bullis, Dave Blabey, Sue Crowley, Ken Lock-
wood, Joan Kallenbach, Joe Allison, Penny raver,
Judy Safranko and Sandy Berman partook of the hot
dog and hamburger feast.
Bruce Daniels, Nancy Jones, Pat Lewis, Mary
Breeze, Serge Douglas, Lenny Mitchell, Nancy Math-
usa, Gloria Knorr, Bud Mehan, Syb Hoyle, Fred
Taylor, Sheila Burke, Wes Jacobs, Ricky Sautter and
Jon Harvey enjoyed the Junior class picnic at Thacher
park Saturday.
Wes Jacobs, Sheila Burke, Barbara Sager, Mark
Perry, Stephanie Condon, Clayton Knapp, Mary
Breeze, Bruce Daniels, Janice Lenda, Kip Grogan, Ed
Sells, Carol Becker, Cathie Scott, John Evans, Judie
Allen, Jean Verlaney, George Houston, Dick 'Grear,
Sandy Sutphen and Grace Stephens enjoyed the hos-
pitality of our fraternities and sororities at the
QTS.A. dance.
June Leonard, Robert Wing, Robin Dawes, Eddy
Monfrod, Eric Unger, Gay Simmons, Judy Hunt, Ricky
Barvoets, Joe Brennan, Susan Ashworth, Paul Gallop,
Sue Weber and Curt Cosgrave dropped in for Cheryl
Seymour's party.
—by Connie, Dave and Chuck
Milne Students Attend
S.C.A.D. Open House
Linda White and Jon Harvey recently attended a
S.C.A.D. (State Commission Against Discrimination)
open house. Two delegates from each of several
area schools attended the conference.
The open house began with a discussion period,
during which the eager students fired questions at
S.C.AsD. Commissioner J. Edward Conway. Delegates
interested in seeing State college were taken on tours
guided by Brubacher residents. Punch and cake were
served afterward, and the delegates had a chance
to talk informally with Commissioner Conway.
It was an interesting experience for both Linda and
Jon, who is currently the chairman of the Albany
Interracial Youth council.
———ALUMNEWS ————
Jim Aronson Cohen, ’57, is a member of Alpha Epsi-
lon Pi fraternity at Syracuse.
Larry Berman, ’57, and Perey Cohen, ’57 have re-
cently been initiated into Tau Delta Phi fraternity at
Syracuse.
Jim Dougherty, '57, has been elected to the Senate
at State. He is’a member of Alpha Pi Alpha fra-
terhity.
—by Karen
The Inquiring Reporter
By ANN
Question: What do you think of
the flying purple people eater?
Sue McNeil: About the same as a
spotted purple people eater.
Connie Evans — It sounds like
some Milne Junior high students.
Bob Blabey—I'm all for him! We
could use one around here.
Bob Kraft—Sounds like someone
I know.
Art Hengerer—What does he
think of the human race?
Jim Brody-—I think it ought to
stop eating people and only eat stu-
dent teachers.
Peter Sarafian—I wonder where
the yellow went.
Bob Cantwell—Where'd Howie
Wildove go?
Ken Hoffman—First I'd like to see
a purple person.
Cathy Scott—Is that some form of
S.C.T. freshman?
Mary Lewis—Pat?
Stu Horn—Mary?!!!
Ed Jones—Probably someone stole
its fratieratz and it can’t eat any
stumblefranzs. Sick individual!
Pat Averill — Who wears short
shorts?
Sheila Burke—Tequila.
Marty Begleiter— Where did the
witch doctor go?
Jim Nayor—One in the same—!!!
Fred Corbat—We've been invaded!
Jim Killough—Nenenananoonoo.
Tom Bennett—It’s from Mars.
Roger Seymour—It is a teen-age
Frankenstein,
Nancy Daniels — Who stole my
Post Toasties?
Ellie Wolkin—Does the people
eater eat purple people, or is the
people eater purple?
CRIMSON AND WHITE
Vol. XXXII May 30, 1958 No. 8
Published every three
weeks by the Crimson
and White Board, The
Milne School, Albany,
New York. Address
exchanges to the Ex-
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MEMBER
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The Fditorial Staff
Editor-in-Chief..George Houston, ‘59
News Editor Linda White, ‘59
Associate Editor Nancy Jones, ‘59
Boys’ Sports Editors,
Bud Mehan, ‘59, Dick Collins, ‘59
Associate Editor
Girls’ Sports Editor
Feature Editor
Asst. Boys’ Sports
Staff Photog.
Larry Giventer, ‘59
Cathy Scott, ‘59
Fred Bass, ‘59
Chuck Lewis, ’60
Doug Margolis, ‘60
Chief Typist Dee Huebner, ‘59
Business. Mar. Bob Bildersee, ‘59
Exchange Editor Faith Meyer, ‘59
Faculty Advis....Mrs. Naomi L. Mager
The Staff
Dave Blabey, Karen Dougherty, Con-
nie Evans, Martha Hesser, Aaron
Jasper, Mary Beth Long, Richard
Luduena, Judy Margolis, Ann Marsh-
all, Ann Quickenton, Barbara Sager,
Linda Scher, Clara Schmidt, Gay
Simmons, Fred Taylor.
Contributors
John Breeze, Bruce Daniels, Tom
Dawes, Jan Harvey, George Lejnieks,
Peter Quackenbush, Jean Verlaney,
| Carolyn Walther.
MAY 30, 1958
CRIMSON AND WHITE-
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Scott Gots |
Are you a member of the Fly Ball
club? “Anyone who really is anyone
is, you know. In case you didn’t
make the grade, you should know
that it is an organization of great
merit in the girls’ sports world at
Milne, To qualify, you must catch
a fly ball on the softball diamond
during either gym or M.G.A.A.
This is not as easy as it might
sound to some of Coach Grogan’s
boys, because good pitchers or the
lack of well-padded gloves tend to
defeat your noble purpose. How-
ever, some of our more proficient
athletes have excelled in this area.
Janice Lenda was the first to merit
a “diamond,” which stands for five
fly balls. Linda Sapia, Ann Pitkin,
Ann Quickenton, Mary Lewis and
Connie Evans followed with their
outstanding efforts. Well done,
ladies.
Girls Attend Playday
More softball events! A playday
was held at the South Colonie school
May 10. Our senior high team,
which won one game and lost two,
includes Joyce Eppelmann, Connie
Evans, Cynthia Frommer, Rita Gos-
nell, Dorothy Hoyle, Mary Beth
Long, Ann Marshall, Pat Moore,
Ann Pitkin, Linda Sapia and Klara
Schmidt. They have considerable
organization and are said to work
very well together.
The Junior high sent Ginny Bullis,
Susie Hanke, Jana Hesser, Candy
King, Judy Koblintz, Mary Lewis,
Carol Ricotta, Judy Safranko, Linda
Shince!l, Cheryl Seymour and Suzy
Sutphen to this playday. The girls
won two and lost one.
M.G.A.A. Sponsors Banquet
M.G.A.A. sponsored its annual
Mother and Daughter banquet May
27 at Trinity Methodist church. The
affair featured the announcement of
next year’s M.G.A.A. council, pre-
sentation of athletic awards for in-
tramural participation and other
activities, and entertainment staged
by Milne girls. Well over 300 Milne
faculty members, mothers and
daughters attended
Milne J. V. Chalks
Up Two Victories
Keith Warner allowed but two
hits as he led Milne’s j.v. to a 10-0
victory over Van Rensselaer in the
opening game for both clubs.
Milne got only four hits, but capi-
talized on numerous Rensselaer er-
rors and fifteen stolen bases to come
up with ten markers. Chuck Lewis
led the attack with a bases-loaded
double, and Clayton Knapp batted
in three runs.
Behind the effective pitching of
Dave Male and a well balanced hit-
ting attack, the future varsity per-
formers earned a come-from-behind
8-5 victory over Guilderland on the
Ridgefield park diamond.
The score was tied at 5 all at the
end of the regulation 7 innings, so
the game went extra innings. Chuck
Lewis won the game with a three-
run homer in the eighth. Doc Hen-
gerer also found the range with a
two-run single at a crucial point in
the game,
Kip Grogan and Igor Magier—two
of this year’s gold award winners.
Tennis Team
Tromps Rams
Sweat and rain came freely as the
Milne tennis club romped decisive-
ly over the Rensselaer Rams 5-0.
After losing to Academy 7-0, the
Milne racketmen were out to make
their mark in the win column.
Jon Harvey, holding first position
on the ladder, started the ball roll-
ing by stepping over his opponent,
three sets to zero. Jon gave an art-
ful exhibit of his lightning-fast
serve and incredible backhand
shots.
Igor Magier, next on the ladder,
kept the ball rolling as he defeated
his opposition in two consecutive
sets, 6-0, 6-0. Igor’s display of
power and accuracy amazed all on-
lookers.
Larry Giventer renewed a deep
seated rivalry with Marv Hughes,
one of the members of the Ram's
basketball squad. Larry helped to
compensate for the two basketball
losses earlier in the season by
romping over Marv in two straight
sets, 6-4, 6-0, Larry’s colorful serve
and forehand shots aided him tre-
mendously in this important victory.
Larry Kupperburg and Fred Bass
teamed up to take the fourth match
of the afternoon. Larry, who is re~
nowned for his extraordinary abil-
ity to cover the backcourt and to
return ,impossible shots, contributed
to the commanding lead in the first
set. Fred Bass, said to be Milne’s
best net man, certainly proved that,
as he not only returned bullet-like
slams but also placed them out of
his opponent's reach. Fred’s well
placed returns insured the win.
Milne won in two sets, 6-0, 7-5.
To make it a perfect day, Eric
Yaffee and Dick Collins copped the
last doubles match of the day. Eric,
the only sophomore member of the
squad this year, showed a great deal
of promise as he combined with
Dick to win the set-8-1, 2-6, and 6-1.
Juniors, Senior
Cop Gold Awards
All Milne boys on athletic teams
were awarded letters at the annual
M.B.A.A. awards banquet May 22 at
the First Church of Albany.
Gold awards, given to the out-
standing members of each team,
were received by Kip Grogan in
basketball, Wes Jacobs in baseball
and Igor Magier in tennis. These
winners were elected by the mem-
bers of their respective teams.
Award recipients and their proud
fathers listened to the principal
speaker, Mark Randall, head swim-
ming and soccer coach at Colgate
University. Mr. Randall said that
to succeed in a sport, one must
sacrifice, apply self-discipline and
help create a desire to win. The
athlete must set an example for his
teammates to follow. They will
then look up to him and strive to
become his equal. In this way play-
ers will unconsciously strive to
develop an invincible team.
Out on the Ridgefield tennis
courts each afternoon, Igor can be
seen offering helpful hints to his op-
ponents, which are greatly appreci-
ated. Since coming to Milne in the
eleventh grade, Igor has been re-
spected for his ability to maintain
his position as council treasurer and
stay on the honor roll, while re-
maining a stalwart member of the
tennis team.
Only a junior, Kip has led the
basketball team to many victories.
| Th s due to his incredible point
average offensively and ability to
jout excessive
is versatility,
first string right field
y baseball club, Kip
will continue to improve and offer
|incomparable assistance to our bas-
| ketball team next ‘year.
| Another junior, Wes has contrib-
| uted ten rbi’s with his hard hitting.
His performance at the hot corner
|has robbed many a batter of a b
jhit. Wes, a well-liked member of
the team’ and known for his good
x
sportsmanship on the diamond, has
MILNE STANDS 1 AND 3 ON SEASON
Varsity Triumphs
Over Rensselaer
As a result of the first two weeks
jof action in the Capital District
Baseball league, the Milne Red
|Raiders hold a 1 and 3 won-lost
record, beating Rensselaer and los-
ing to Academy, Shenendehowa and
B.C.H.S. Rain cancelled the Colum-
bia game on May 16.
In the season's opener at Ridge-
field, the Crimson were unable to
j|solve Dick Rainka’s pitching style,
gathering only four hits off the
Academy hurler. The visiting nine
did not have the same misfortune
and capitalized on many Milne
errors to romp to a 13-3 victory.
Milne Takes First
At Rensselaer’s Coyne field the
situation reversed itself, Milne
climbed all over two Van Rensselaer
moundsmen for 13 runs. Dick Lock-
wood, the winning pitcher, exercised
good control, and had a no-hitter
for five innings and a shut-out for
six. During Rensselaer's last time
at bat they loaded the bases and
scored two runs before an _unas-
sisted double play by Brud Snyder
checked the threat, Again Milne
was not overpowering at the plate,
belting out only four safeties. Wes
Jacobs accounted for six Milne runs,
knocking in four and scoring two.
Shenendehowa’s_ Plainsmen in -
vaded Ridgefield Park Friday, May
9, and dealt the Groganmen their
second defeat by a 3 to 2 tally, Dick
Vincent, Shenendehowa’s pitcher,
aided his own cause with a double
and a single, and limited Milne to
three base hits, one a double by
Howie Wildove in the fifth inning.
Milne Rally Falls Short
A seventh inning rally fell short
and Milne went down to their third
setback of the year at Bethlehem
Central, 5 to 3. The Crimson
knocked sophomore starter Don
| Rudolph out of the box with walks
|by Bob Killough and Ed Sells in the
seventh inning. Jim Montrose was
called upon to put out the fire, but
Wes Jacobs drove in Killough be-
fore the final out was made,
Sloppy Milne fielding and Jan van
Housen’s hitting sent B.C.H.S. out
to an early lead, one they never lost.
Golf Team Wins
Led by Doug Rutnik, the V.I. golf
club walloped Milne 15 to 0 at the
Municipal links in Milne’s opening
match. Ed Sells carried off top
honors for Milne.
Milne evened its slate at one and
one by turning back Cardinal Mc~
Closkey 12-3 at the Municipal
course. Ed Sells, Howie Burkun,
Ted Woodard and Ed Nichols shut
out their opponents.
By the identical score, 12-3, the
golf squad lost to C.B.A. in the
team’s third match. Ed Nichols and
Howie Berkun carded top scores for
Milne.
also assisted last year’s
ball club and ‘the For
American Legion team.
y_base~
‘Orange
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CRIMSON AND WHITE
MAY 30, 1958
Relaxation, Ha! |
By FRED BASS
Have you ever relaxed? I mean
really relaxed? I don’t think you
have. The search for relaxation is
a never ending process with many,
but few of us actually ever relax.
I was rudely awakened from my
placid state when I visited our
doctor. After a nervous wait I was
admitted to his inner sanctum for
a physical check-up. This took but
a few minutes, following which the
estimable old practitioner, stetho-
scope in hand, remarked, “Well,
Fred, it’s like this. You're not real-
ly in bad physical condition. All
you need is a little relaxation. Take
it easy; enjoy yourself and you'll
feel much better.”
These simple words triggered a
fatal reaction. I was caught in the
frehzied, futile search for relaxation.
But, as I was soon to find out, I was
beaten before I even began.
‘Tranquilizers, Anyone?
I first tried to “get away from it
all” by playing a round of golf Sat-
urday afternoon. After having satis-
fied the many whims of my mother
and doing all of the chores around
the house, I jumped into the car and
set out.
I had traveled three miles before
I realized I had left without my
clubs. Driving home to get them, I
realized relaxing is not as easy as
it would seem. Everybody was on
the roads, trying to leave the hustle-
bustle of the city for the fresh open
air of the country. This, instead of
relaxing me, tended to make me
even more tense and nervous.
I finally reached the golf course
(before darkness!) and started out
to the first tee. I forgot, though,
that Saturday afternoon is the time |-
that everyone relaxes by playing
golf. As a result, I waited three-
quarters of an hour before teeing off.
‘The Frustrations of Relaxation
I relaxed while I teed off, and
sliced a brand-new ball into the
pond. I enjoyed the rustic scenery
as I flubbed my next two shots, lost
another ball, and missed an eight-
inch putt. Then I must have gone
berserk, for the next thing I knew,
a broken putter was in my hand,
and my caddy lay unconscious at
my feet.
Upon coming to, he accepted my
profuse apologies, asking only what
the name of my. insurance ageht
was. The day dragged on. The
oppressive heat and mountainous
hills only added to my miser
This seems to be the usual result:
you start out fresh and: brisk and
return home tired and nervous.
Don’t try relaxing by going fishing,
playing bridge, or going to the
movies, either. These are just as
hopeless. Why not just pacify your
ulcer with a quart of milk and sit
down to write articles about the
search for relaxation?
Thought for the Week
“The Gostak Distims the Doshes!”
This controversial statement should
not be your guiding rule,
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Senior Spotlight
By Mary Beth and Aaron
JACK BINLEY
If you see a hideous orange-red
jeep speeding down a street that
you are in the process of crossing,
run and duck for cover. Jack’s
jeepsomania (love of jeeps) is sec-
ondary to none of his likes, even his
fascination with Peanuts, the comic
strip, pizza, and senior picnics at
Thacher park.
John Clifford Binley, alias Spindly
Bindley, has natural and well-sel-
ected aversions to English, math
tests and people who take his park-
ing place in front of Milne.
At 1:24 pm., in Albany, on Sep-
tember 10, 1940, the world was grati-
fied by the birth of Jack. Then the
Loudonville school was especially
honored by his presence. And,
finally, “Spin” came to Milne. But
that is not the end. Jack will con-
tinue onward to further fame at
Syracuse in the college of business
administration next fall.
GEORGE LEJNIEKS
Do you know why George Lej-
nieks is so popular? You may think
you know, but we have it straight
from the horse’s mouth (George’s
mouth) that his popularity is due to
his good looks.
Of course, many people will say
it’s really because of his exciting,
well-traveled past. You see, George
was born in Riga, Latvia, on April
29, 1940. His first memories of
school involve Germany, the loca-
tion of his earlier years. Then he
migrated to Chatham, thence to
Kinderhook, on to Van Rensselaer,
to Guilderland, and last year we
noticed him around Milne.
George can’t stand people who
change their minds, but he does like
Sherry (not the wine, stupid), and
he looks forward to studying math,
another of his likes, at the Univer-
sity of Chicago.
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George Lejnieks sneaks up on Jean Verlaney and Liselotte Undritz.
JEAN VERLANEY
This year should not end without
the Crimson and White's paying
tribute to its past editor-in-chief,
Jean Verlaney. For a year, Jean
worked faithfully and ably to bring
you the “5 w’s and 1 h” of Milne
news. Born in Washington, D. C.,
she has proved herself not’ only a
good newspaper woman, but a very
smart girl as well.
Last year, and again this year,
Jean atiended the Syracuse citizen-
ship conference, where she won an
alternate scholarship. In this year’s
National merit scholarship compe-
tition, Jean received honorable men-
tion. She is the salutatorian of the
class of °58.
You could probably guess that a
prime favorite with her is the Crim-
son and White. Jean also likes get-
ting older, taking long walks and
cheesecake (the food, not the “art”),
Did you know that she’s an amateur
junk collector, too? She doesn’t
like stereotypes or sirens or pencils
without erasers or wasting time.
Jean won't have time to waste this
summer. Her work on the C&W
has inspired her to work as copy
girl at the Knickerbocker News,
Next fall she will enter Cornell
university, where she will take a
liberal arts course.
LISELOTTE UNDRITZ
Liselotte Undritz is one little
fraulein who has come a long way
since May 31, 1940. That is the date
Lilo was born in Posen, Poland,
formerly a part of Germany. On
January 24, 1957, when she came to
America, she could read and write
a bit of English, but her speaking
vocabulary was limited. Now Lilo
can put many of us to shame with
her command of our lenguage. Be-
fore entering Milne last September,
Lilo attended school next door at
Albany High.
Lilo will never be bored, for her
interests are many and varied. She
enjoys music, especially singing, lis-
tening to classical music, playing the
recorder and dancing. She likes to
draw and to model.
Her special likes are letters,
whether she is on the composing or
the receiving end of the mail. She
likes driving, hiking, parties, week-
ends (who doesn’t?), and camping.
You girls that insist on chewing gum
will have to watch for Lilo. Tnat
is one of the things she doesn’t like.
Bermuda shorts are another thing
that causes her to shudder.
Liselotte thinks she will probably
be working at a resort this summer.
Next fall she plans to go to Albany
State Teachers college or Albany
Business college.
JUNIOR
HIGHLIGHTS
By DICK and JUDY
Congratulations are in order for
the cast (Ricky Stewart as Mrs.
Bell, Carol West as Hazel, Bud
Parker as Philip, and Shelley Sprit-
zer as Sylvia) and the directors
(Lois Goldman, Mrs. Adriana War-
ner and Mr. William Kraus) of the
play Not Quite Such a Goose. The
fine job they did reflected their hard
work. It was presented in Page
hall during homeroom period May 8.
Tom Dawes, one of our ninth
graders, won ‘second prize in the
Senior division of the Tivoli Lakes
nature study sanctuary contest.
Congratulations! Tom, along with
Bonnie Reed, Joan Switzer, Betty
Weinstein, Janet Arnold and Cindy
Coffin (all ninth graders) went to
Tivoli Lakes to plant trees on April
25. Mr. Cecil Johnson, of the
Science department, was the chap-
eron.
Dance Successful
Belles and Beaux, the latest and
final junior high party of the year,
was held on May 10, from 8 p.m. to
11 pm, Bob Huff and Shelley
Spritzer deserve credit for the fine
decorations, and Carol Ricotta did
an_ excellent job as head of the
refreshment committee.
Ken Lockwood and Anne Oliphant
‘]were crowned king and queen.
Other candidates were Glenn Sim-
mons, Sue Crowley, Steve Rice and
Penny Pritchard.
Steve Rice had the job of getting
a band, and he selected Morton Katz
and His Kittens to play. A vocal
group called the “Jades” added to
the evening’s entertainment, which
was completed by our host and host-
ess, Bob Huff and Carol Ricotta.
‘The eighth grade created an origi-
nal election bulletin board. Suzie
Hanke made the clever silhouettes,
and Bud Parker, Nancy Daniels,
Candy King and Jan Surrey helped
in the production of the board.
Denial
Here in the night of breathless,
waiting air
I rock my chair, back and forth,
back and forth;
It squeaks—
Like the cricket tune played at noon.
—Jean Verlaney
Look What's Coming
Tuesday, June 3
Baseball, tennis vs. Columbia
Thursday, June 5
Baseball, tennis vs. B.C HS.
Thursday and Friday, June 5 and 6
Junior high examinations
Monday-Wednesday, June 9, 10, 11
Senior high examinations
Thursday, June 12
Regents review day
Friday, June 1
Senior ball,
bacher hall
Friday, June 13-Wednesday, June 18
Regents examinations
Friday, June 20
Milne commencement
‘Thursday, September 18
School resumes.
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