CRIMSON AND WHITE
Vol. XXXIV, No. 10
THE MILNE SCHOOL, ALBANY, N. Y.
June 13, 1960
ARMAGEDDON
APPROACHES
The final examination schedule for
the second sem
ter of the 1959-
1960 school year is as follows:
Tuesday, June 14
8:30 Science 7 —320, 321, 324
to Soc. Stud. 8 —Draper 3
10:25 English 9 —Draper 3/9
French I —Library
Latin I- 128
Spanish I —130
Salesmanship —233
English 7
—Draper 319
28
Math 8 —126, 127,
Chemist.y —320, 321, 324
Book. I —233
1:00 —126, 127, 128
to
3.00
Soe. Stud. 12
Bus. Law
Wednesday, June 15
8:30 Math 9 —Draper
to Math 10 —Draper
10:25 Math 11 —Draper 3
Int. Alg. -Draper
Math 12 —Draper 349
Bus. Aiith. —233
10:30 Intro. Bus.
to Latin 9 - 3
12:25 Voc. Off. Pr. —235
Shorthand I —228
1:00 Soc. Stud. 10 —Draper 349
to English 11 ittle Thea,
3:00 A
French Il —127
Latin I 123
Spanish 1] —130
Thursday, June 16
8:30 Soc.Stud.9 | —Draper 349
to Biology 320, 321, 324
10:25 French Il —Library
> Latin IL -123
Spanish II 130
10:30 Soe. Stud.11 _—Draper 349
to. English 12 Little Thea
12:25 226, 228
Other examinations will be given
at the following times:
Grade 7: Monday, June 13, 10:1
11:40—Math (D 349) 12:15-1:39 Soc.
S. (D 349).
Grade 8: Monday,
11:40—Eng. (D 349)
(D 349).
Girls Physical Education:
June 10 during the
periods.
Ty
dep:
June 13, 10
12;15-1:30 S
Friday,
regular gym
ewriting:
‘tment,
At times set by the
Conflicts: Thursday _ afternoon,
June 16, or at times set by the de-
partments.
Commissioner of Education, New York State
tment, will speak at Milne’s Commencement exe
70th Class Graduates |
Dr. Allen to Speak | | Senior. Plan eS
Have a Ball
Seniors are busily preparing for
the annual Senior Ball, the major
Six
-four seniors, including ten!
will participate in Milne’s |
cement ex os
Dr. James
ioner of Education of New|senior class social event. of the
York State will speak at the gradu-| year, The dance will be Frida
ation ceremony, which will take| June 17, in Page gym. ;
place in Page auditorium at 8:15|" Committee nes Tanne
pin Milnetes | andi Milnemen! will Wilesn-and Rowse Los Mem decee
| provide music for the occasion. : 8 By Gecora
tions; Ruth Ma
Honor students as of January | Toponsky. ref
include Peter Sarafian, valedic- | 750". "Tom
an, Earl Miller, salutorian atooke and Bil. Wath
ne Tobonsky, Ruth Malzburg, ists, Juniors who
Malzburg, Marianne Maynard, insite bryce ony Ba
Kathy Hendrickson, William Nathan, | Ushers at graduation are invited to
heodo1 nding, and Stuart Lewis, |@ttenge it be
Penny Pritchard and Tim Hamil- | 14; = Bey (GL Mr Gle H De
ton will lead the procession of grad- | nee ee eae ATS We ae The
uates as Grand M: Is. Head | Ons, ane 2 an an ey ne
-|ushers will be Margie Childers|Professional band of Mr. Keith
and David Blabey, Assisting them|Whitter will supply music.
will be Susan Crowley. Janice ;
Humphrey, Joy Johnson, Judi) Many Seniors Earn
ranko, Riki Stewart, Joe Allison,
cott Bunn, David Herres, John| i
art Horn, and Steven Aice, Scholarships
| Several members of the class of
erved seats|1960 have earned scholarships this
on the first floor of Page Hall. All/year. Cathy Hendrickson, Stuart
students are urged to attend, and|Lewis, Marianne Ma Peter
|are required to sit in ‘the balcony.'Sarafian and Ted Standing’ earned
uniors.
ents will have r
Assembly Honors
Milne Students
Awards for achievement and citi-
zenship were presented by Dr.
Theodore Fossieck, principal, and
Mr. Harold Howes, guidance coun-
selor, at the school honors assembly
today. The program also included
music by the Milnettes and Milne-
men.
Math awards were given
to Stu: and Marianne May-
nard. Proficiency in mathematics
was recognized by an award to
Stuart Lewis. Excellence in music
as rewarded by prizes to Robert
berian, Margie Childers, and
Victoria Brooks.
Ted Standing was rewarded for
outstanding accomplishment in Eng-
lish; Amy Malzburg and Marianne
Maynard received awards for ac-
complishment and inte: in French
and in Spanish. The prize from the
William J. Milne Latin contest went
to Janet Surrey.
technic Institute
outstanding
science mathematics achieve-
ment over the four year college
preparatory course. The art awards
were made to Carol Huff and Lance
Nelson. Business education awards
were presented to Lloyd Smith and
anet Mattick. Richard Ludeuna
ceived the junior high math
award, and Daniel Morrison the
ninth grade science award.
In memory of two deceased Milne
faculty members ,the Margaret C,
Armstrong award and the Francis
Harwood award were bestowed upon
the outstanding girl and boy stu-
in the sophomore class, Jana
and Richard Doling. The
Suter memorial award to
a sénior for good citizenship was
given to Carolyn Walther and Curt
| Campaign.
and
The J. J. Barsam award for great-
t contribution to the senior play
was conferred upon Stephen Whaley.
Albany Civic theater gave recogni-
tion to Victoria Brooks for outstand-
ing dramatic work outside of the
senior play. Work on the Crimson
and White won awards for Peter
Sarafian, Bonnie Reed, and Roger
jaMora. Dorothy Hoyle was hon-
ored for her work on the Bricks and
Ivy. Norma Rosenthal, whose work
improved the most between the
junior and senior years, was
awarded the Robert M. Taft memo-
l. For the best poetry of the
year, Jed Allen received the Alfred
. Wheeler award. The Q.T.S.A,
scholarship for extellence in extra-
curricular activities was awarded to
|Sarah Gerhardt. Peter Sara
named the winner of the principal’s
prize,
|
Recents nei 3
Allen, Warren Abele, Virginia
Lange, Doug Margolis and_ Bill
Nathan as alternates. Doug Mar-
golis has also won scholars!
Steve Whaley rounds out the list
of scholarships winners to date by
winning a full tuition scholarship
to Hobart.
with Jed
a
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CRIMSUN AND WHITE
JUNE 13, 1960
Public Enemy No.
THE CHEATING PROBLEM
We were shocked and angered a few weeks
ago when we spied one of the so-called “honor
students’’ deliberately and blatantly cheating
on a unit test.
Cheating is considered by many to be clever
and cute; this is a sad commentary on our
society's moral standards. Do some of us
think we have the privilege to violate the
basic ground rules of ethics and decency?
From a more materialistic point of view, how
would it look on your school record to have
been expelled for cheating?
This brand of dishonesty is not something
to be snickered at or shrugged off. There is
a solution to the cheating problem which
could benefit everyone in Milne—both the
honest student and, in the long run, the dis-
honest one as well.
Perhaps Milne should initiate an honor
system on all its tests, so no one would have
any qualms about reporting such a violation.
Cheaters on exams are no more than petty
chiselers and should be dealt with according-
ly. There is a point where fear of ‘squealing’
is placed in proper perspective, and a more
mature sense of values emerges.
Disappointment
As avid music fans, we were overjoyed at
the news of a Milne record library. Our spirits
were somewhat dampened, however, when we
learned that the library will not purchase any
more records; there simply isn’t any money.
The present records were a gift from the class
of ‘59. So now what? Is the class of ‘60
going to further enrich the library's resources,
or will a great idea fall by the wayside? Surely
there must be a way to finance this project.
Perhaps the student councils could buy some
records. From a more practical angle, sup-
pose the school organizations, such as the
Hi-Y clubs and the “‘literary’’ societies con-
tribute money from their treasuries toward
this worthy cause?
Sell Your Books
The Efficient and
Profitable Way
DO BUSINESS WITH
THE Hi-Y BOOKSTORE
¢eMilne Merry-Go-Round
With their mothers in tow, Gay Simmons, Barbara
, Jan Mattick, Jane Hillson, Dotty Hoyle. Janie
egfried and Barb Faulkner enjoyed an evening of
fun, food and folk dancing at the M.G.A.A. banguet
this
Ken Hoffman will travel to Israel to work
summer,
Carol Ricotta, Mo Glasheen, Helen Alpert and Judy
Fisher all threw parties where everyone had a won-
derful time.
Andre Donikian’s party was host to many lovers’
quarrels, as well as a birthday celebration for Andre
and Stu Horn,
Chad Grogan isn’t off crutches yet
1g two shoes.
ardt started off to the Quin-Sigma-Tri-
with a flat tire, much to the dismay of
s who had to change “it.
ara Butler recently returned from an exciting
weekend at Clark university.
Seen at “Sayonara,” the last junior high dance, were
Maureen Clenahan,. Tommy Kingston, Peggy Crane.
Bob Tebbutt, Sue Press, Curt Cosgrave, Linda Bearup,
Mike Benedict and Cindy Newmai
Every morning before school, Ann Riley, Sue John-
ston and Terry Galpin get a work-out playing tenni
Veterans Howie Otty and Ann Wilson are exclusive
members of the Milne appendectomy club,
Heard singing the Utica Club beer song on Riki
's lawn were Scott Bunn, John Hiltz, Dave
yy and Tim Hamilton, Meanwhile indoors Bobbi
Lester, Ellen Price, Gay Dexter and Barbara Corbot
enjoyed the Quin-Sigma-Tri-Hi-Y picnic.
Don Kingston and Mike Russell brought their lawn
chairs to school so they could eat lunch in comfort.
After a tiring tennis game, Sandy Berman, Stu Horn
and Mike White were treated by cooks Judi Safranko,
Betty Weinstein and Joyce Johnson to a backyard
barbecue at Judi’s house.
Among the twelve seniors who showed up for the
senior picnic were Hengerer, Dotty Hoyle, Bill
Nathan and Bobbi Lester.
Five business students attended the Business Stu-
dents Recognition Day sponsored by State College
Commerce club. Beverly Wozniak, Barbara Rogle!
Norma Rosenthal, Roger La Mora ‘and Lloyd ith
pay led their day with a “Cocoa Hour” at Brubacher
hall.
Congratulations to Norma Rosenthal and Carolyn
Lannon for honors received in the Gregg Shorthand
Speed test.
, but at least he’s
—by JAN and MIBS
You SEE, HE'S ALmosT HUMAN
The Inquiring Reporter
By DAVE
Question—Should Milne have an
honor system?
Stu Horn — Yes. Such a system
would prevent cheating and encour-
age students to try for better grades.
Rick Wallace—Yes. It’s easier to
work without someone watching
over your shoulder,
Tom Thorsen—Yes,
: The average
grades
would improve if we had an
honor system.
Jan Welt—Yes. It would
the average of us cheaters.
Steve Rice—No,
in this school
Ken Hoffman—You've got to have
teachers to proctor the exams, I
cheat,
Doug Margolis — If the students
can prove themselves honest enough,
it would be a good idea.
Jana Hesser—To be honest,
Chad Grogan—If we had an honor
system, there would be more cheat
ing than ever,
Stu Lewis—It would be hard to
have more cheating than we have
now.
Mr. Kraus — It’s all right if we
have honorable people
Joe Allison—I'm all for it,
promote joy.
Janet Arnold—Before answering,
I would like to consult my cheat
sheet.
Janice Humphrey —1 am against
it. It offers too many temptations.
Margie Childers — Idealistically,
Realistically, no.
Sue Gerhardt—No. Parental pres-
sure might cause some to cheat in
such a situation.
Jim Brody—Yes. For seniors only.
Jim Casey —It wouldn't work
without unanimous cooperation.
Grins Wun
Vol. XXXIV June 13, 1960 No. 10
Published every three
weeks by the Crimson
and White Board, The
Milne School, Albany,
New York. Address
exchanges to the Ex-
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correspondence to the
Editor,
MEMBER
Columbia Scholastic Press Ass'n.
The Editorial Staff
raise
Too many cheats
no.
It will
AND
Editor-in-Chief J. Hiltz, ‘61
News Editor. J. Arnold, ‘61
Assoc. Editor. B. Reed, ‘61
Boys’ Sports Editors,
D. Blabey, S. Rice, ‘61
Girls’ Sports Editor.G. Simmons, ‘63
Chief Typist J. Mattick, ‘61
Assoc. Editor R. Stewart, ‘61
Feature Editor. T. Hamilton, ‘61
Faculty Adviser. Mr. David Martin
The Staff
P. Allen, H. Alpert, L. Clawson, B.
Faulkner, D. Herres, J. Humphrey,
Kermani, J. Koblintz, M. Lowder,
B. Rogler, B. Rosenstock, J. Siegfried,
G. ‘Simmons, E. Steitz, M. Taylor,
B. Weinstein.
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Contributors
R. Abele, P. Allen, L. Clawson,
Margolis, M. Maynard, E. Price,
Sarafian, T. Thorsen.
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JUNE 13, 1960
CRIMSON AND WHITE
PAGE 3
CRIMSON AND WHITE
WRITING CONTEST
QUIZZES, QUIZZES AND MORE QUIZZES
By JIM VAUGHN
Seven A.M, the shrieking sound of that awful alarm clock woke me
up like a herd of buffalo under my bed, Half asleep I stepped into the
shower (I almost broke my neck on the soap) and by the time I was out I
was three-fourths awake. It took a cup of black coffee, two eggs, and six
strips of bacon to awaken me fully. Those awful homework papers kept
me awake until two A.M., and what happens when I hand them back?
They read the mark, and toss them over their shoulder into the waste
paper basket, Five hours of sleep and what do I get? A complaint for
an unfair mark,
t Prize, Jr. High Prose
At eight-fifteen I was on my way to school on the bus, and by eight-
thirty I had arrived. Thirty more minutes of peace and then commotion
beyond the wildest dreams. I think every teacher dreads the approach of
“nine A.M.”, zero hour among our faculty.
With fifteen minutes left I had already written the day’s ignment
and started to prepare some questions to ask the class about last night’s
reading assignment.
Suddenly I spotted one of the enemy. He was camouflaged com-
pletely in a white pair of sneakers, bulky sacks, blue pants, white shirt,
and messed up hair. He slid into his seat and with a big smile said,
“Hello Mr. Vaughn,”
“Hello Billy,” I said carefully, not knowing what to expect. Not a
word followed for ten minutes. ‘The first bell broke the silence sharply.
Then one by one they came into the room, giggling, smirking, and yelling.
As the last bell rang, silence came over the class. The next five hours
were to be a holocaust of noise, giggling, bitter feelings, and laughter.
“Now, you were supposed to read pages thirteen through twenty-five for
social studies last night. I want all of you who did not read the assign-
ment to raise their hands.” Not a hand was raised. “Well then, since all
of you have read your assignment, I think we will have a little quiz.”
A few grunts and groans broke the silence from the back of the room.
I wrote the question on the board and then handed out the corrected
homework.
By ten-thirty we were engeged on the topic of why does a ball fall
to the ground faster than a feather. I called on Billy, who was talking
to Mike across the aisle, and asked him what he thought of this.
“Twenty-four, I think, sir.”
Everyone ste
than Billy, if not 1
After getting six or seven terrible guesses I called on the brain,
Every class had one. In my case his name was Johnny Brigdome. This
kind of kid knows as much as the encyclopedia he memorized it from.
When you ask him something, you always learn something.
d to giggle except Mike, who knew nothing more
By eleven o'clock we had started learning how to multiply fra
After explaining all about the method, I asked if there were any questions.
I knew. what I was letting myself in for, but according to the “Teacher's
Code of Ethics” I had to go through with it. Billy raised his hand, I knew
he was going to ask me to go over it again.
Mr, Vaughn.”
“Yer
“Would you go over it again
1 don't quite understand it.”
I went over it a second time and then gave them a quiz. Ten minutes
passed, and then I collected the papers.
“{ —.” the buzzer rang for lunch,
At twelv
but another tr;
fifteen the whole s was back.
ing half stared me in the fac
Half of the day was over,
‘ake our your grammar books,” I said. In the middle of the lesson
some giggling from a few girls in the back of the room. Obviously
something was going on I knew nothing about, Just then I caught one
of them passing notes. This is something every class has also, a note-
passer, In my case I had three or four, all girls. I went on ‘with the
lesson only to be interrupted several more times. Finally I said, “Well
someone let me in on the joke.” Billy handed me the mangled old piece
of paper that looked like the constitution’s grandfather, On it was a small
note, “Billy likes Kathy.” “And this is the joke?” I said. No one smiled
For the rest of the day I taught them verbs, nouns, and pronouns
Finally that glorious sound caught my ear, It was like one hundred angels
singing. The dismissal bell.
Now I go home, looking forward to another gloriou
ing homework, quizzes, and making up some more q
something? I like it!
night of correct-
You know
Honorable Mention, Sr. High Prose
EVENING STAR
By SCOTT BUNN
“ tell you, last night it suddenly appeared blue,” insisted Jason, his
voice still shaking with excitement, “The whole planet beeame a brilliant
ue,”
“And I tell you, don’t get so bothered over a little freak of nature,
Jason,” answered Wilma, his wife in an impassive voice, “Besides, you
can’t change the universe before dinner, Wash up. It's almost ready
Call the boy from the barn,” she added as Jason disappeared down the
hall, muttering to himself,
Jason was a farmer, He looked, felt and thought like all farmers in
the latter days of life. His farm was far from the nearest city, and he
farmed only for his family. He sold no produce to the cities.
At dinner Jason opened the conversation again. “Dion, what do you
think of the Blue Planet?”
Dion, his grown son, pondered this question while sloshing a spoon
in his gravy.
“Well, father,” he began slowly, “I don’t know. It is a mystery. It’s
too bad we don't live closer to town, With the radio broken, we're not
likely to hear unless a neighbor passes by. By that time perhaps a
funny-looking creature in a baggy suit will land in our barnyard.”
With this last remark, Jason looked hurt and somewhat angered but
not giving up he asked Wilma the same question.
“A bunch of nonsense!” she scolded. “And Dion, you should have
more sense than to listen to your father's aimless talk.”
“Aimless, is it!” shouted Jason. “Do you realize that nothing like
this has happened since the beginning of history?” He became more
excited and continued with emphasis. “For all we know, there could
have been creatures on that planet that blew themselves to kingdom-come.
Some of them could have escaped in rockets and at this very moment may
be entering our atmosphere.”
Jason rose irritably and glared at his family. He looked as though
he would burst.
“I’m ashamed of you,” said his wife, “carrying on like we're all about
to‘be killed in our beds. You should—”
“] should what?” interrupted Jason without giving her a chance to
finish. “And ashamed ... of me... no less! I'm ashamed of you—both
of you.” By this time he was so excited he began to shake and said with
much effort, “I'll not say any more.” With that he strode out of the room.
Wilma became alarmed for the first time, more by her husband's
behavior than by his vehement statements.
The evening dragged on with practically no conversation, except for
the usual “Is the wind coming up?” or “Want a snack before bed?” The
latter was the last comment before the family retired.
Jason couldn't sleep. He tossed, then turned, then became engrossed
in deep contemplation.
“I did act like a fool tonight,” he thought. “Me and my ideas. I
shouldn’t have blown up. But still, it is strange. I wonder why that
beautiful green planet did turn blue?”
Finally, he dropped off to sleep.
Everything was still. The whole farm seemed desolate, bathed in the
cool moonlight.
It was dark when Jason awoke.
early, He couldn't tell.
Their bedroom looked over the front pasture.
It was either very late or quite
He pulled himself out
.| of bed to look at the strange blue star in the sky. As he stared there
was a streak of light in the sky, an explosion, then another blinding flash
of light.
Jason could see nothing after the uashes.
terrified, He still sat in the same_place.
Wilma woke and began to scream,
“A meteorite! A meteorite fell! Let's—
“Tt was not a meteorite,” interrupted Jason quite calmly,
By this time Wilma had become a little more composed. She looked
from Jason to Dion who were looking at each other.
Then Dion said in disbelief, “You're not thinking that that flash was
a ship full of people from your little blue plane
“That's what we're going to find out,” returned Jason. “Get your
clothes, I'll meet you downstairs in five minutes. Don’t forget your gun!”
he shouted as Dion started for the
“Jason, must you go—I’'m—afi
“Well, whatever it is, it probably caused damage to our North field,”
Jason said, as he began dressing. “It landed—or if you prefer, fell—just
over the rij Maybe some of the livestock was hurt. I'll have to see.”
Wilma agreed reluctantly after Jason said he was going anyway.
A few minutes later the father and son started out of the house, The
night was unchanged. The moons were still out, but a cool breeze now
stirred the trees,
A few more minutes walking, then they stopped short.
Dion turned and looked triumphantly at his father.
“Tt is a comet,” he said.
Jason just stared. It was glowing and formed a crater when it hit.
“No... no! It’s moving!” screamed Jason. “A door... run... hide!”
(Continued on Page 4)
He was more shocked than
The household came alive.
Dion rushed through the door yelling
GE 4
CRIMSON AND WHITE
JUNE 13, 1960
First Prize, Jr. High Poetry
THE CLASSROOM
By VIRGINIA COLEMAN
I see a teaching smiling bright,
I hear a child recite in vain
‘And on the desk his fingers trace
An aimless pattern on the grain.
Another student’s fingers clutch
A pencil, and his knuckles gleam.
‘Across the room a girl sits dazed,
Her thoughts lost in forbidden
dream,
A tired face, a puzzled face,
A sigh and an impatient moan,
‘And one who studies all alone.
And underneath the whispers drone,
A note is passed, a book is read,
"Though few are hearing what is
said.
One child in boredom turns his
head
And sees through dusty window
pane
That outside waiting for them all
Lie darkness, clouds and drizzling
rain.
EVENING STAR
(Cont. from Page 3)
They both ran behind the rise and
threw themselves to the ground.
After a passage of minutes, they
crawled on their stomachs to the
edge of the crater and looked down.
The door was open. Two disgust-
ing and horrid creatures emerged.
They walked on only two legs, and
had two grappling arms and a terri-
fying head with only two eyes, and
pasty white skin.
Suddenly the intruders began to
climb the crater. .
Jason didn’t hear what they said,
because his hearts gave way but
Dion understood their brain waves.
The creatures had now reached
the brink of the crater. One knelt.
The other spoke, “This small band
of the last survivors of Earth's Last
Atomic War do hereby take posses-
sion of the planet Jupiter and re-
name it after our beloved homeland
It will hereafter be known as
Earth II.”
Honorable Mention, Sr. High Poetry
ELAINE SPATH
When will it settle . . .
This floating, musing fog of shallow faces
And countless mirrors reflecting nothing
That swim before my eyes in the enveloping blackness
As the fog deepens?
Though confusion and folly fill the mind,
Sometimes through the blackness comes a transitory
gleam
A flare of insight, or a glimpse of madness.
First Prize, Sr. High Poetry
Trees Along a Superhighway
By RICKEY STEWART
Ancient trees along a superhighway—
Accent the wide contours of the road— ’
Accent the difference between today’s world—
And that of old—
Great bodies of steel and chrome—
Hurtling along the highway—
Do not stop to see the trees— -
Do not stop to ponder their meaning—
Instead they hurtle on to meaningless destiny—
The highway opens itself up to urge them on—
Granite meets rubber in endless contact—
The trees lean down to whisper their secrets—
But the hum of engines drowns out their song—
Drowns out their song and make them sad—
Makes them withdraw and save their knowledge for
another time—
Honorable Mention, Sr. High Poetry
MOOD
By ANNE RILEY
Loneliness is an old dog dozing by the crackling fire.
His doleful head bowed down with care;
His steely eyes reflect the colored tongues;
An onerous sigh escapes him as his paw twitches
nervously.
It is a single figure upon the burning de sert,
The last leaf tumbling from the barren trees;
An uncertain heart .
Second Prize, Sr. High Poetry
DESOLATION
By DAVID HERRES
He. walked down the deserted street.
There was no sound but that of a broken bottle
Blown by the shifting winds.
He sat on the curb
And wept bitterly.
He was startled
When a very low moan
Echoed across the square.
It was the inevitable wind
Winging where a warehouse once was.
He picked up a stick
And wrote:
IT IS NOT WELL FOR ONE MAN TO BE ALONE.
and then he died.
Kartoons
By
Kingston
lessly chirping.
of the seeds,
Honorable Mention, Sr. High Poetry
The Nonconformist
By STU LEWIS
The blades of grass were growing
In a beautiful shade of green
And all along the city block
No finer lawn was seen.
The mower came to do its work
The grass obediently fell
But a stubborn little dandelion
Gave the mower hell.
“Comrade, why don’t you give in?”
A young gay blade did ask,
“When we're cut down we look so
fine
And in the sun we bask.”
“Oh, no, I won't, ‘mom ami vert’”
The yellow head replied,
“J want to know I've changed the
world
Some way before I've died.”
LIMERICKS
By ROSEMARY AXELROD
There once was a girl named Marie,
Who wanted a husband-to-be.
She selected a sailor,
But the sailor did fail her.
Now her marital plans are at sea!
Second Prize, Jr. High Prose
SPARROWS
By SUSAN TAFLER
On cool summer evenings it is delightful to sit on the back porch and
feel the caressing breeze carried by the tree:
vine and the rose bushes.
weatherbeaten red birdhouse.
You can see the green ivy
Perched on the edge of the roof is an old
Inside are young English sparrows, cease-
If you sit quietly and don’t move, the mother sparrow will come and
feed the always-hungry babies.
Then she flits to the swaying willow and after a moment of hesitation
she flies to the birdhouse.
First she perches on the clothesline.
She thrusts seeds into the open mouths of the eagerly waiting babies.
They push each other about, making quite a racket, to get a fair share
Always hungry, always eating, the baby sparrows seem to
have one continuous meal.
Her job is endless and she will fly back and forth until her growing
fledglings can care for themselves.
pleasant sight, but those mosquitoes have come out again.
T'could watch for a long while, this
SSUES
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waiting for it.
He felt a retching sensation in the pit of his
He knew it was coming, and he expected it.
did he know, and why did it happen in such a horrible manner?”
Honorable Mention, Jr. High Prose
THE BURIAL
By PAUL FEIGENBAUM
The youth turned, knelt next to the body and muttered, “Oh, God.”
The tattered man grunted in agreement.
E The youth looked at the dead man’s face.
the jaw hung down in a stupified manner,
and blood was trickling out the side of his mouth and down the side of
his now gray-skinned face. His fi
twisted into a position that only a contortionist can achieve.
‘The eyes were open, and
His body was a bloody hulk,
sts were clenched and his legs were
“He was
But how
stomach.
“B'Gawd, I never see’d nothin’ like this befur,” said the tattered man.
“One minute he’s standin’ there, an’ the next he’s gruntin’ ’n’ heavin’ ’n’
2, | MADE THE TEAM!
twitchin’, ’n’ then it hit ‘im, just like that (and he emphasized this with
a snap of his fingers). Durned if I know what the hull damn war’s about.
One night a feller comes an’ gets me all boozed up, an’ the next mornin’
I'm in a wagon with about twenty other fellers on m’ way to the army.
The hull war's like hell on earth.”
The youth looked uj and said, “I’m gonna bury him.” The two
gathered rocks and piled them on the corpse, and the youth lashed two
sticks and made a cross ond stuck it between the rocks. He looked at
the grave and then towards the sound of the artillery. He walked away
slowly shaking his head, and the tattered man limped after him,
Under the rocks, rigor mortis set in on the corpse. The body gave a
violent jerk, and a rock slid off revealing two hollow eyes staring into
eternity.
JUNE 13, 1960
CRIMSON AND WHITE
PAGE 5
Milne Triumphs in Four League Contests
After losing three straight ball
games by a one run margin, Milne
came back to win four in a row. At|
Cohoes Milne was plagued by poor
hitting, and Jim McClelland’s six
hitter went down the drain when
in the fifth inning Cohoes got two
runs to win the game 3-2. The same
story goes for both the Lansing-
burgh and Watervliet games with
Milne losing 3-2 and 2-1 respective-
ly.
Milne Wins
The ball started rolling for the
“Red Raiders” when in the second
Cohoes game everything seemed to
click. Aside from Jim McClelland’s
specacular pitching (3 hits and a
walk), the “Young Profs” finally
hegan’ to riddle the ball for nine
base hits. Doc Hengerer, Jim M
Clelland and Tom Thorsen car
the brunt of the hitting attack with
two hits each. The game ended
with a score of 14-2 in favor o!
Milne.
Once ted. the Milne team
couldn't be stopped. In the following
game with Lansingburgh, Milne
scored three runs in the sixth inn-
ings to win the game by a score of
5-3. Steve Rice contributed three
base hits while Al Markowitz came
through with two clutch singles that
drove in two runs.
Academy Falls
Albany Academy was Milne’
third straight victim on the dia-
mond. After scoring three runs in
the first inning, Milne, behind steady
pitching by Mike Daggett, coasted
all the way ending up with a score
of 8-2. Steve Rice, Mike Daggett,
and Jim McClelland were the only
men to collect hits from Academy's
ace pitcher, Charlie Townsend.
However, Townsend had trouble
with his’ control, and this_resulte
in a smashing victory for Milne.
Milne’s fourth straight victory
was chalked up against Van Réns-
selaer high school. Behind the in-
spiring pitching of Jim McClelland,
Milne had no trouble in stopping
V.RHS. 10-0. McClelland, who al-
lowed only two hits, was relieved
in the fifth by Tom Thorson. Hit-
ting was no trouble with Steve Rice
slamming out two singles and Neil
Robinson a booming double.
Baseball Promising
The baseball picture as it looks
now is vel isi With a
little luck, and a lot of skill, Milne
hopes to be right in the middle of
the Class C sectionals. Last year
Milne won its first sectional game
against Greenville, but unfortunate-
ly fell to the overpowering team of
South Glens Falls by a score of 3-1.
Batting Averages
Segel
Daggett
*Jenkins
Hengerer
Rice
Jim McClelland
Thorsen
*Markowitz
*Jon McClelland
Lockwood
Robinson
*Less than 20 AB.
4
6
McClelland
Daggett
2.38 17 1723
; | LaGrange,
3;and Jim
Milne-Lansingburgh game.
Athletes Receive
Awards at Dinner
The Milne Boy's Athletic Asso-
ciation held its annual father and
son banquet recently, Mr. Edward
Fagan was the master of ceremonies
and Ned Harkness, hockey coach of
RPL, was the speaker.
After a quick “Star Spangled
Banner,” and a few Grogan and
Fagan originals, the presentation of
letters and awards, given to the
player voted most valuable by his
teammates, went to Jeff Segal for
basketball, Jim McClelland for
baseball, and Bob Cantwell for
tennis.
The seventh grade awards went
to Theron Brown, Bill Day, Tom
Grogan, Steve Hutchins, Tom
Kingston, Frank Marshall, John
Mellon, Jim Nelson, Lance Nelson,
and John Slocum.
Eighth graders awarded letters
were Dick Blabey, Bernie Bryan,
Bill Burke, Bill Butler, Pete Ein-
horn, Dave Golden, Steve Guth,
Mark Lewis, Stan Lockwood, Bob
Mendel, Jeff Rider, Rich Sherman,
Charles’ Shoudy, and Bob Velenti.
Frosh presented with letters were
Tom Bennett, Brian Carey, Curt
Cosgrave, Paul Galib, Jim Hengerer,
Jim Lange, Leo Mokiber, Coddy
Nuckols, Jim Olson, Deane Rundell,
Ken Thomas, Jim Vaughn, and Dave
Worthman.
Chuck Barbaro, Clint Bourdon,
Perry Cornell, Mike Daggett, Dick
Doling, Dick Etkin, Chuck Grogan,
Mick Grogan, Les Hoffman, Russel
John McClelland, Jeff
lan, Bud Parker, Bob Reynolds,
Roemer received awards
in the sophomore class.
Meis!
Awards given in the junior class
went to Dave Blabey, Tim Hamil-
6|ton, Stu Horn, Codge Jenkins, Ken
Lockwood, Al Markowitz, | Pete
Quackenbush, Steve Rice, Neil
Robinson, ‘Tery Thorsen, Tom
Thorsen, and Andre Donikian.
Warren Abele, John Breeze, Steve
Einhorn, Art Hengerér, Stu Lewis,
Tom Rider and Eric Yaffee also got
letters in the senior class.
Jim McClelland takes a healthy sing at the proverbial apple during the
Teams Finish
Rough Season
This year’s varsity tennis team
turned out two spectacular per-
formances, both against Lansing-
burgh High. The “Young Profs”
eased out the two games both by
scores of 6-1. This was largely due
to the efforts of number one man,
Bob Cantwell.
However, the rest of the league
turned out to be a little too power-
ful with Hudson edging us out 4-3,
Cohoes beating us 6-1, and Albany
Academy and Albany High both
whipping us 7-0.
This year our team was repre-
sented in the section 2 tennis finals
where Bob Cantwell took third
place. Incidently, Bob was also
voted the most valuable player of
his team at the recent Father and
Son Banquet.
Junior Varsity
Playing only a five game schedule
this year, Milne’s Junior Varsity
baseball team wound up the season
with one win and four losses to its
credit.
The opening game against Van
Rensselaer High resulted in an 11-9
defeat despite the consistent hitting
of Tom Bennett. Bennett con-
nected for a double and a single.
Cardinal McCloskey proved to be
| too weak for Milne with Tom Ben-
| nett tossing a three hitter, and Dave
Wurthman collecting a hit
triple. The final score wi in
favor of Milne.
hard
The remaining games of thi
proved to be very gloomy for
Milne team, After’ losing their
‘ore of 3-2, the Milnemen lost a
scoring bout with Guilderland Cen-
tral High school 14-11, During this
game Dave Wurthman belted a
home run and Ken Thomas came
through with a triple. The final
| down to a skillful Albany Academy
|club with a final score of 5-0.
second game with McCloskey by ala
game of the season saw Milne go|B:
GAY Gass
Fourteenth Annual MGAA Ban-
quet was again a big sucess, especi-
ally in view of no rain for the first
time. Under the professional-like
direction of Miss Murray as M.C.,
the pace of the program was swift
and exciting, peppered with her
clever quips.
Officers and Representatives Named
Previous to the banquet, the
seventh and eighth grades voted for
their representatives to next year's
Council. Cindy Newman will be
the eighth grade representative, and
Marilyn Hesser, the ninth.
__Next on the agenda, the follow-
ing year’s officers were revealed, In
ascending order of responsibility,
Miss Murray announced that Katie
Wirshing would be next year’s
office manager; Gay Simmons would
be secretary; Penny Pritchard, busi-
ness Manager; Jana Hesser, treas-
urer; Judy Margolis, vice-president;
and Joan Kallenbach, president.
Song Leaders
Song leading tryouts were held
previous to the banquet, but not
one person was eliminated. All
were told to come back next week.
But wouldn't you know it, comedi_
enne Murray, up to her tricks, had
last year’s senior song leaders actu-
all do the choosing that day. The
secret was welllguarded until, in a
surprise announcement at the ban-
quet ,the following were named as
next year's song leaders: Karen
Thorsen, Sue Johnston, and Joan
Kallenbach.
Awards
Judy Margolis, Carol Ricotta, and
Barbara Lester for serving as var-
sity cheer leaders for the first time
this past season, were awarded
pins in the shape of tiny silver
megaphones,
This year's songleaders, Sarah
Gerhardt, Linda Dillenback, and
Sue Unger received, for their ef-
forts, pins also.
Chenille M’s are awarded to the
girls who have successfully com-
pleted 18 separate sports in intra-
murals after school. Some of the
girls who received them this year
were: Barbara Currey, Judy Saf-
ranko, Katy Whirshing, Sue Wein-
stock, and Sue Garman. This came
as quite a surprise to a few of these
girls, who had been warned by Miss
Mui y (the tease) that no credit
would be given for sports uncom-
pleted this spring by banquet time,
thus leaving them a few credits
short of 18,
Super saleswomen in the maga-
zine department who had sold over
30 worth of magazines were also
recognized with gif special
gold merit pin was given to Jill
Kapner and Gail Radeky for selling
over $100 worth.
Many more prizes reached the
hands of surprised recipients such
as the members of Jill Kapner’s
winning Junior High _ basketball
team and the physical fitness test
record holders. Also in line with
the physical fitness test, those with
the highest possible score of ten,
Dorothy Hoyle, Sarah _ Gerhardt,
Mibby Taylor, and
were honored with
PAGE 6
CRIMSON AND WHITE
JUNE 13, 1960
Finals Made Easy
By TIM HAMILTON
As every eager student knows
EXAMS are just around the corner.
IN ORDER TO MAKE TURNING
THAT CORNER a little easier, THE
FEATURE DEPARTMENT OF THE
CRIMSON AND WHITE HAS
DONE EXTENSIVE RESEARCH.
THIS RESEARCH WAS UNDER-
TAKEN AS PART OF A HIGHLY
ORGANIZED MOVEMENT ‘TO AID
the Milne student body in the pas
ing of FINAL EXAMINATIONS. It
must be remembered that the facts
and figures published within
report cannot, because of the magni-
tude of the project be completely
ACCURATE, In reality the EXAM
IS NOT terribly difficult. One must
merely get in the right FRAME OF
MIND. to do well, TO ASSUME
THE CORRECT ATTITUDE FOR
FINAL TAKING, ONE MUST COM-
PLETE THREE STEPS. First, get
a pencil and begin to chew on it
hungarily. Feel anything yet? Next
RUFFLE your hair and ASSUME
‘AS DISRUPTED a look as you
possibly can. Finally, WORRY!
WORRY! WORRY! Get the feel-
ing? You are now ready to begin
your study, For the average final
give yourself at least three hours
preparation. Let us suppose a stu-
dent is planning his study for the |;
hours of 9:00 P.M.-12:00 P.M. Fol-
lowing is an itemized account of the
way which his study time should
be alotted, (It should be remem-
bered that for some of the more |)j
difficult courses such as basket-
weaving and advanced shoe lacing,
more study time will be nece
9:00-9:30 P.M.—listen to the
modern medium of commun
such as the radio is something which
the conscientious student cannot
afford to neglect.) 9:30-10:00 P.M
play records on the record playe)
(It has been said that much of
America’s culture is expre i
phonograph records. This will
particularly helpful in studying
social studies exams). 10:00-10:05
pray, 10:05-10:30 bo d_ sports
adio (a
pages, girls apply fingernail polish
gers in
(one must have attractive fin
order to do well). 1
(all the harder now). 1
sharpen four pencils, Recent stud
reveal that broken pencil points are
the cause of many examination fail-
ures, 10:45-11:00 wind watch (one
must arrive on time if one is to take
any test at all), 11:00-11:15 pray—
(harder all the time), 11:15-12:00:
This is the icing on the cake, s
speak. After all the brain‘taxing
preparation which the student has
now completed, he is ready to com-
mit to memory a few facts which
will assure him of added points.
These facts are not difficult to re-
member, however, they must be
memorized entirely. No partial
credit is given.
FACT NO. 1—Marriage:
reached 1,569,000 an increase of 3%
over 1,524,000 of 1955. The rate was
94 per 1,000. une, as_usual, had
the largest number, 14.7 per ‘1,000,
January had the lowest, 7.2 per 1,000.
FACT NO. 2—Arrests of young
people under 18 increased 17.3% in
cities in 1956. The increase was not
due to more young people since the
number in this group went up only
3%. Arrests in this age group rose
20.9% in cities under 25,000 inhabi-
in 1956
tants, while cities with larger popu-| fert
lations reported a 16.5%
FACT NO. 3—The capitol of Th
increase. | 32°F it is 1088 ft.
| cold
— Senior Spotlight —
Relaxing on the “
Miller and Steve Einhorn,
ad” are (1. to ry
) Vicky Brooks, Judy Johnson, Skip
JUDY JOHNSON
The “I Don’t Care” girl of the
senior class is none other than Judy
Johnson, For the past two and
one-half years, our talented Judy
has been a regular on the Teen-Age
barn. Her specialty is pantomine
year she has entertained
's at the Sigma Rush and the
Charity Pool assembly. Judy has
also gone on several personal ap-
pearance tours to Vermont and
achusetts with groups from
the Teen-Age barn.
This year she was an active mem-
ber of Milnettes—that famed sing-
ing group—and a semi-finalist in
the Tulip Queen contest.
The coming summer months will
find Judy taking singing lessons
and serving as an apprentice at the
|Arena theater. Next fall she will
attend the Leland Powers school, a
ional school of the theater,
We Milnites will be watching for
you, Judy,
STEVE EINHORN
Here we have one of Milne’s more
versatile athletes. At one time or
another Steve has managed to pi
ticipate in every type of sport
offered at Milne. This includes
varsity basketball, baseball, golf,
tennis, and being captain of his
sixth grade marble-shooting team
at PS. 16, All this athletic activ-
ity is enough to wear out the aver-
age student (we get muscle-sore
just thinking about it), but so far
it hasn’t seemed to have
Steve. He still has found time to
be veep of M.B.A.A. and his sopho-
more
‘An active person usually has
many interests, and Steve is no ac-
ception, Among Steve's many hob-
bies are sports, girls (naturally),
and painting. There is nothing this
hasn’t done. After graduating
Milne, Milne’s _jack-o!
des plans to attend Sy
land is Bangkok. The flag has hori-
zontal stripes, _red ~ white - blue -
white-red, the’ blue doubled width
of others. The monetary units are
the BAH + (U.S. 4.849¢).
FACT NO. 4—(Especially impor-
tant to all students):
The speed of sound varies in dif-
substances at sea level. At
Through ice
vapor 4,708 ft./sec., ice-cold
affected | p,
VICKY BROOKS
Vice-president of Milnettes, treas-
urer of the Music council, and an
active member of Ham's, Inc—that’s
our Vicky Brooks, a’ native of
Binghamton as well as a former
Vincentian institute student.
An ambitious girl, she was
ambitious mother, too, in this year's
Senior play, The Glass Menagerie.
Vicky was scheduled to appea
in the Ham's play, The Dear De-
parted, (again a mother) but the
play has been postponed until next
all,
This musically inclined girl en-
joys piano playing, dancing and
ging. She is a tenor in her
church choir,
Next fall will find Vicky attend-
ing Russell Sage junior college as
an English major. She plans to
transfer to Albany state in her
sophomore year.
SKIP MILLER
In July of 1942 the Allied Army
decided to invade North Afr
This statement holds little interes’
for most of you (except those who
like history), but in July of 1942
Earl Miller was born. At a tender
age Earl, or “Skip” as he is called
by his friends, began his schooling
at P.S, 16. After that experience,
Skip settled upon Milne as the
school in which to further his
education
During his stay at Milne, Skip
has been a glutton for activities. He
been a member of the illustri-
ous Milne baseball team, but quit
when it was rumored that he might
be traded to Watervliet for a
cracked baseball bat. For the past
three years, Skip has been a mem-
ber of Theta Nu, and is currently
president of his youth fellowship.
He also found time somehow to be
salutatorian of this graduating
class.
Among Skip’s main interests are
girls and the Air force in that order.
After graduating from Milne Skip
hopes to enter the Air f
orce.
water — 4,938 ft.,
ft./sec.-19,690
glass — 16,410
gold — 5,717
i./sec.
Tf you follow all our sugge:
and still fail to pass, then it is about
time you hung up the old pencil
and spend 12:00 - 12:30 forgetting
about this article.
\h
Junior Highlights
After a first period assembly on
May 19, the Junior High classes re-
turned to their homerooms to elect
the officers of next year’s Junior
Student council. The nominations
were made at an eighth grade class
meeting on May 13.
The list of winning candidates
was posted during second period.
The new officers are:
Dave Kermani : President
Mibs Taylor Vice-President
Jeff Rider Secretary
Peggy Crane Treasurer
Eighth Grade Hears Speakers
The eighth grade business class,
currently studying vocations, has
heard several speakers from ‘State
college speaking on high school
business courses offered by Milne
which are necessary for a career
in busine:
Speaking on introduction to busi-
ness and
busin arithmetic was
Mr. Alfred D Miss Renate
on salesman~
‘ d business management and
Mr. William Sheehan spoke on
business law. Miss Irene Witowski
spoke on typing and shorthand.
Activities Through for Season
_ Throughout the junior high, there
is evidence that the school year is
coming to a close and final exams
are approaching. The Junior choir
finished the season on Thursday,
May 12th, and the Red Cross club
held its final meeting on the 18th.
The cheerleading club concluded
with tryouts on Tuesday, the 31
Congratulations to all of next year's
J.V. cheerleaders.
Final Dance a Success
Just about everyone who attended
the final Junior high dance which
had both a Japanese name, “Sayo-
nara” and a Japanese theme, will
agree that it was a huge succes
In between jitterbugs, chalypsos
and the like, numerous forty-five:
and a few albums were given out
by WPTR dise jockey, Sherwood.
Everyone was glad to see Gay Sim-
mons and Jim Hengerer elected
queen and king of the dance.
The new officers of the Junior
Student council undertook their
first council responsibilities promptly
after the dance when they were
permitted (?) to assist the old
council in cleanup.
To Lydia Lou
By [OTT BUNN
“To Helen”, “To Lucy”,
“To Juliette Sue”:
But no one has written
Of Lydia Lou.
She lived and she thrived
In the city Savanr
Her walk was quite
Like an iguana.
‘singular,
It’s so sad, they do say,
About Lydia Lou.
Her reducing appointments
She didn’t renew.
She was gorging one day
A pasty pink pie—
With the very last bite
She burst to the sky.
“To Helen”, “To Lucy”,
“To Juliette Sue”:
Now someone has written
Of Lydia Lou.
