ChieON AND WHITE
Friday, March 4, 1938
THE MILNE SCHOOL
Albany, N. Y.
Volume VIII, Number 18
JUNIOR NEWS
CRIMSON AD JS 1TB PAGE
BESS I: BOOKBUG
Bescie heard about the Safety Week
Campaign and decided to put his two
cents! worth ine
A good book to read on what hap ens
when youtre nau,hty and run away with a
strange boat is tola in Sbeslerts Sloop.
The Last Days of Pompeii oy Bulwer-
Lytton warns you Bbout getting too close
to an erupting volcano. Don't let this
worry you because there arentt very many
of them loft.
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the
Sea tells jou subtly not to linger too
long on the ocean floor,
Oh, well! Life is full of dangers.
Bessie hes to worry about getting
Squashed botween the books by Sabatini.
Walking the Plank seems to be the chief
sport for quict Sundcy «ufternoon in
his pirate books. S-sh.e Don't tell a
soul, dbut there cren't any more pirates,
so don't you be scared.
MARCH 4, 1938
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ABTER SCHOOL BLUES
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Scene - Girls' Locker Rooms
Time = 3:20
Oh dear, let me sees What homework
have I tonight? English- write « book re-
view, just what I detest. Letin - conjuga-
ting, declining, and transluting. Weli-
why don't they sive you a little home-~
work to do} This is just a mere trifles
Oh suret Oh! by the way, Jene, how do
you do the perfect passive tence of per=
terrew? Thanks, pal} Now you sure thatts
right? D.K. ---------=. Bei Mir Bist du
Schon -oh Betty! whit was your ane
swer for Biology? the fourth question. It
was? Gee thanks, I guess mine is wrong e
Oh -oh, I forgot to go th the library and
get a book for Latin. I heve to rend 50
pages and hand in « report on Monday, and
here it is already Thursday, and I hevert
@ thing done. Mary, would you pleese do
me a Kind favor and go to the library
with me? I have to {et a book for Latine
Please it will only take a minute. Thanks,
your a pal.
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Junior High Staff
Editor-inchicf
Assoéiate Hditors
Jerome Levitz
Miriam Boice
Joun Hunting
‘ Leah Kinstoin
Fashion Jcitor Marilyn Tincher
Art Editor Beverly Komp
Literary Stuff
Josephine ‘Vilson, Td.
Melba Levine
Ethelee Gould
Beatrice Ranb
Composing Staff
Edward Mooney
Valley Paradis
Elaine Gallup
Humor
George Gorden
Royden Rand
Hayvey Holnes
Joan Manweiler
Sally Levine
Helen Hute :inson
morrison
JOSGyu HOSY
Natalie weonn
wuxrtuone adams
Saniord Golen
Donnld Welch
Robart Rudy
Robert Weiss
Club Editors
Cotued iue
Boys Sports
Girls Sports
Bessie Bookbug
Mimeograph
Circulati n
Student Council Correspondent
Donald Sommers
ulty Advisor
s Waterbury
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VOLMPLAINTS DEPsRT
Of couse there must be something
wrong with the Crimson und Whites is you
read tho p-per you will probably find
something thi could be improved or some
article th t hes been discontinucde We
are openin, 2 compl; int department. We
would appreciate it if you would write
your criticisms on . piece of p per «and
put it in the Crimson and White drawer
in Miss Waterbury's office.
REVMLMBER WHEN %?
Remeaber When bite erbicle appeared
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in the Cr ehG wilow?
Mid-Yeir Exams
MARCH 4, 1958
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COURTESY 4.7 D..NCES
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Do you think it is very courteous
to just stund around ot Qcnees und only
homnts cre served and
énd Accoraticns arcund for
the janitors ty clean up? I always
thought ¢ dunce ws for érncing, but may~
be I’m wrongs You see couples cf wirls on
the flour; but the secareity of boys is
roefr
eat when th
throw puper,
very surpriaines You boys von’t know thet
some giri is just dying to have you us her
Partners If you ach Cance there - s+ *are'
enmes to playe ulso, if you don't know
hew to dauce, j;cu have to learn: and
tho girl) woul: be so taken beck by your
sudden courage that they wontt notice how
you dence while you are learning. They
will be glad, however, to see you on your
feet ogain.
The girls aventt toc polite at our
most delightful and clluring dances, eith-
ere For them I would suzgest Infant's Book
on Htiguette by Meigs to ste yt. When
Pprovenient ss evident, Z shall insruct you
es te where to find He next bovk, M,
Hendbook of Dince Floor Courtesy by Fi
braoke
March fourth, let
Spy
at our next dunce,
us sce what reform.tion we con
PREVUE t
Much hes been said about the coming
of spring. However, hcve you ever
thought of it in the sense of sufety?
Wheb you pliy bosketbell, heve you ever
stopped to woneer how it wild feel to
be hit by a flyi bell, or bat? When
you go golfing ac you ever lock before
you tee off, to see if any one is within
meach of your v.11? When ycu pley tennis
dc you cross dircvcotly across the court
shen sumecne is ploying?
You read about cecidents in the
papere Of course you shrug. your shoulders
end suy, "It ccntt happen to mog"
this before I srw
treoin’ Now I know "It
I used to say
my uncle hit by ¢
can happen to mop"
So just observe concen curtesy rulose
4nd remembor "Do unto others as you would
they would do unto yous"
No oll ‘now thet we hove only three
weeks 111 the
AG anes
ah yacs a nee aac toed OUR BLEAVIOR Ui THE HALL wND ANNEX
schoo orn a ish. grost .
snow Wit t £ome people % Saye But dort ‘
EA oh neeeie ay ea We think our behavior in the halls
ss ee ; ee ae ta cosy wha in the aunex could be a lot betters
i renee 1% i nS an atu. y no itaky here hes been too much peper-throwing
Nn, 1 yu § a, Wei. { is i) ; i "
fa nidexur exemipations something about 18 the annex, ae too .uch talking in
Lacy bo proud? the halls. We should wont © school that
eee as ci a we cen be proud of, If a visitor ccme
Phin this over. Tests ere chord. in, and somebody rin into him, cnd then
Hin Ta CVere Ste “ if
somebody wiy down -t one end of the hall
1 at someone at the other end, the
visit wouldn't think much of the school.
In the annex :1s0, socone might get hit
with a piece of brecd or coke,
show",
is should acatinue in
if discipline,
Honorary Editorial Staff
Robert Austin
Bob Barden
Beatrice Raab
Jeane Selkirk
Mary Baker
EPIGS Os comewobs
Practically ull boys und ,irls every~
where ar. against the idea of having hone-
work. I, of course, don't blame them because
Iam not especially fond of it myself.But
they alwasy lock at the bad end of it,
and do not tiiink of how it will help them
in their studies.
When ou learn something new in your
class subject, the teacher usually gives
you some of that new work to do ‘ur home=
work, This is the only way the tuscher can
learn w ,oU need help in. Whea he cor=
rects your paper and sees whct you do not
understand, he is always willing to give
you & coference and sherefore helps
to raise your makk.
you
-Beatrice Reab
MILNE'S BASKETBALL RECORD
During the current basketball sea-
son, our boys versity hes pliyed twelve
semes. Out of thet twelve we have won
nine and lost three. This 1s the second
best record of high school tems in the
city, but not the best.
It ts the dresm of every b sxetb:.11
te.m to go through .. se.son unuctucteds
Let's show our teem sou reul support
next year and help muxe tout urecm come
true.
VARK ANTONY SPEAKS AGAIN 3
Romans, and countrymon ,
We have come to use
the library not to oid it. When some
of you get reading signment you rush
in the library, get a book om books and
out agtin, clmost us if it were « lionts
dene
Fricnds,
lend me our ears,
We cll con get a lot of enjoyment
out of the library for it contains « number
of good books of fiction, numerous referen-
ces, good zines, and muny nonefiction
books. We usuclly cvold these books beccuse
we Consider them dry, but they are as inter-
asting or cven more interesting than fiction
oooks. Non-fiction books are «also oducation-
al.As for refpeances books, you should
use them whonever you need because that's
what thoy for --to use. The nonefiction
and the fiction are put there "to read", Re-
member thot, pleases
*pob Barden
LITERARY PAGE
MAPCH 4, 1938
[volume Vi\\, Number }8]
WYS TO COidiT? SUICIDE
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The title of this article may sound
@ llttle odd, but when you get . right
down to it most eccidentcl decths ..aro
Suicides. They are suicides because most
of them might have benn prevented if
people had been a little more osreful.
There are a lot of dontts when
people ask how to prevent people from
killing themselvos accidentally. For ine
stance don't scratch your heed with
& pair of sissors in ,our hand, You
might get the sissors stuck too far in
your head and then you would be stuck
too far in good old mother earth for com
fort(that is if you were living).
another precaution would be the ex~
tingu&shing of the habit of diving from
4 story buildings (or higher) into a
nice crowded strect in front of an
eutomobile (a touch would be better of
course).
For heaven's snke don't try seeing
how near you can come to cutting your
neck with the butcherts knife. (You may
be surprised.) Please, if you enjoy lie
fe, don't make it a hebit of running in
front of cars or ecting things that you
heuve no idea whet they ccntain, or that
have & sign on the front cf the bottle
or box thet says "poison",
And now I leave youwith the words
“May your life clweys be gey and nothe
ing ever steal it awey,(not even your =
self).
Remember safety first.
HE COULDN'T DAKE 4 HINT
The bell has rung? Everyone be
quieti Who of my recders hes not herd
thet phrise? Well I don't think Johnny
uid thet time, or he just couldn't take
& hinte Meny casucl hints, which I would
huve culled aAengerous warnings, were
given by the teccher, but Jchnny didn't
respond, He was so absorbed in plucking
bebby pins from the hair cf the girl in
front of him that the next dey he had
never heard of the things thet were on
the test. The result of that test went
home cu his report card.
His mother, Uncle Amos, Father, and
Johnny were gathered in the living room
after dinner and his ianther «asked for
his rpport cards Now after much persuce
sticn, Uncle amos wes On the brink of buy-
ing him & bicycles anything such as the
display of his highly cclored repert card
would be & bomb dropped into a furnaces
Johnny thought this just cculdn't happen
so he used all of his strategy, but
Father couldn't tcke a hint either. Li-
terally, the bomb exploded.
How did it all bogin? Think hard and
take this lesscn into ccnference with
yourselfs
Mary Baker
CRIMSOW LED 1.1UE P.s.GE
HOY TO COLLECT INSURANCE
Of course we could just beil cur
selves ix p jump in a voleanc but we
want somet. , bit more melodr-matic «
One very new idec is to take yor elec—
tric iron apart while the pewer is on,
und wash ,our hrncs «at the s.me timeo
and somethin. very speciul for plump
pecple!y] Just can't ent, or flavor your
strawberry sh. rtceke with a dash of ar-
senic, But we heve «lmest forgotten the
most important wey; thet is to ride your
bicycle czrelessl) thrcy.h the streets.
This seems very teme after cur other ideas
but it is t+, we are mre c nly ass—
eclated wi Dentt just disrevard cross=
ing because ycutre on a bike. a cyclist
should be «s ccreful as a motorists Keep
this su; ch your noxt
spring jount. 7
LOd4 ati sul
The Lost and Found drawer in )
cvifice is i a stews The ineredients
arey one prir of lisses, eisht femtein
peas, nine lera pen : one comb, two ess—
ingment notebe. ks, one prir of lenther ¢1lo=—
ves. @ pencil btx, cne ck @ purse con=
taining a bus ticket to L: onville end
twenty-four cents in chance, two key cases,
three key rin.s, three brocches, cne-helf
ef Outdocr Girl Lipstick, rne
necklace, che pear clasp, ur
BIOGRAPHY OF MISS SOLOMON
} Miss Sore St lumen wis bern in Brevk=
lyn, Nev Ycrke She wes gridu ted frem
albuny High Schocle
mon wenked in the library
e College. Here she fee)
be -ks, especially childrents
Miss Sclo
school ¢ is}
tc KNOW
books.
Miss Solom
EDs
Selenen Lixes milue aic the
chiléren, =.12 I'm sure tue alicutici is ree
turned oy calle
or stropets
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4 SSS MER 1953
HOM ROOM HAS SAFWTY PROGRAN
Heme Room 135 put on a Safety prow
erem Tuesday March Ye Marvin Hecker
esked some true, fclse questions on
driving. Donald Lape and Reyden Rand
ccnducted sume experiments on scfety,
Cherles Cross, Edward Mccney, and Bdwerd
Bockstein, Boy Scouts, demonstmated how
te appa) First Lice Dorothy Rider, Girl _
Schcut, told about the different types
of burns and whet to cdo for each. Deroe
thy Rider hed charge of the programe
DO YOU ANO# TEIS .BOUP SaFETY
4t twenty-five miles cn hour a car
hes developed about enouh energy to
rcll ove* onece, 4t fity miles am hour
> turn over four times. At
four it has enouzh te roll
ever ning times.
There have been six major wars
Since 17°6 in the Us Se The umber - of
people tilled in these fifteer years of
244, 357< The numoer of peophe
4 206 yOORBS of pexce time
(since 1925! was 441, 912. In cther words
traffic slaushter is worse than war.
Curs are like cctse ut twentyefive
miles an hour it is like < pussy—cat.It
may scratch you up in an eccident but it
* dikely to kill yous Few fatal.
accidents occur ot low speeds. at fifty
miles an hour it is like « bobcat. One
is quite likely to inflict .rect damivee
4t seventy-five miles an hour it s like
a ti,er, and nine times as powerful as
at weeaty-five; nine times as hard to
stop; nine times cs herd to turn, and
nine times us dendly¢
More accicents herve cecured in dry
weather than on « wet diy. The facts
sre from a bocklet on scfety, "Death Be=
gins at 40", by the Travelers Insurance
Yompany<'"Fun With Facts" is another ine
ents hobby is collectir, pic- teresting bovklet by the same company
ture mapSe She hopes to ,,et a map illustra=-
tin, each fairy trle, know as a fairy tale
with puzzles and experiments in safetye
In case you are interested in Safety
here's a bovk you ccn fine it in, Common
Sense in Drivine Your Cer, by Deulaso
DO YOUR PART FOR SaPIY.
DON? #URGET YOUR LITTLE BUT IMPORTANT
ART.
