CRIMSON AND WHITE
FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1939
ALBANY, N. Y.
THE MILNE SCHOOL
2) VOLUME IX
SENIOR NEWS
NUMBER 16 j
MILNE JOURNALISTS BNJOY
1939 PRESS CONVENTION
NEWSPAPER WINS AWARD
The "Crimson and Whitel!
retained second place in
the mimeographed newspaper
division of the Columbia
Scholastic Press Associa-
tion contest for the year
ending January 1939, As
last year, the judges a-
warded first place to the
Ellenville "Quill",
Twenty-six members of
either the "Crimson and
White", or the "Bricks and
Ivy" staff left Wednesday,
March 8, to attend the con- report his
vention in New York City,
Miss Katherine B, Wheel-
ing, faculty advisor, and
Mr, Joseph Leese, her ass~
istant, accompanied the
group. The Hotel Bristol
was the headquarters for
the Milne delegation,
At the opening session,
Mr, Walter S. Gard, Nation- staff will assist
al Director of the Junior
MILNITES
ADY >" PARENTS NIGHT
DR, WARREN EK. KJOX WILL ADDRESS MILNE PARENTS
STUDEIWS WILL RECEIVE
ALL SCHOOL WSWSPAPER
This week's issue of
the Crimson and White is
the final one of the 1938-
1939 staff, Next week
Milne students will re-
ceive an all-school issue,
published by a staff of
volunteers from the school
headed by Leonard Benjamin.
Anyone who wishes to work
on this special issue must
name to Betty
Barden, retiring editor-
in-chief, by Monday after~
noon. This is a chance
for all. those who want to
work on the paper in the
future,or those who would
like to incorporate new
ideas in the Crimson and
White to make themselves
Imown, The regular old
those
working on the all-school
Red Cross, gave an address, issue. The new staff will
Richard Tobin, Assist-
ant City editor of the
New York Herald Tribune,
Robert Smith, Foreigh Desk
of the New York Times, and
James "Dinty!' Doyle, Radio
Editor of Hearst Publicat-
ions were a few of the
representatives from their
various publications,
Miss Jean Strong who has
assisted the "Orimson and
White! staff also spoke.
Miss Wheeling was re-
elected president of the
Advisers Association,
As a group, the Milne
delegation attended a
broadcast, and the current
Broadway play, "What A
Life" starring Ezra Stone
and Ilsa Vaile,
ANNUAL
ANTICS
MARCH 31
publish its first issue
during the week before
the Baster vacation.
CARD PARTY SUCCESSFUL
AS REPORTS SHOW PROFIT
The annual card party
took place in the State
College Lounge on Friday,
March 17, from 2:30 until
5:00, "Although the finan-
cial reports are not yet
complete, indications are
that the card party was a
financial, as well as a
social success,"
Jane Grave. et
man,
stated
Althongh Stude
cil sponsers the
the committees co
non-council members. The
proceeds are used to aid
in the purchase of the mur-
als for the Milne Library.
David Lithgow, nationally
kmown artist, paints these
murals which depict histor-
ical Albany.
, working in the
The annual Parents!
Night program on Friday,
March 24th, will begin at
8:15 at which time Dr,
Warren K, Knox will de~
liver an address in Page
Hall, Dr. Knox is Acting
Chief of Bureaus of Second~
ary Education of the New
York State Education De~
partment and his topic
will be "The Future of
Our Secondary Schools and
Its Children", Immediate~
ly following this talk
the Milne “building will ~
opened to the visiting
parents who will view the
work of the students of
various classes at Milne
who have been preparing
exhibits and displays for
several weeks,
Highlights on exhibit in
various places will be:
Home Economics Dept,:
Stuffed toys, student
models wearing dresses
and refreshments prepared
by Home BHconomics 2
classes.
Science Department:
Room 321--Experiments
by Junior High Science
Club. Room 320- Motion
pictures, Room 326-Chem—
istry and Phsyics experi~
ments performed by students
and student teachers,
library: Miss Baton will
exhibit pictures which
she has taken of Milne
students,
Little Theatre: Wineth-
grade English and the
Crimson and White exhibit,
As usual boys will be
shop both
on wood and on metal, The
sailboats and other handi-
work of the eighth grade
boys will be on display.
Latin, Senior English,
History, and Mathematics
projects are on display.
CRIMSON AND WHITE
QUIZ PROGRAM PRESENTS
UNUSUAL ASSEMBLY
English four classes
sponsored a Quiz program
after the fashion of "In-
formation Please, Wednes-
day, in assembly, The
participants, all seniors,
were: Betty Barden, Robert
Gardner, Joseph Ledden,
Miriam Fletcher, Wilbur
French, Mildred Mattice,
Miriam Freund, and John
Gulnac,
Miss Betty Hayfora, in-
structor in English IV,
acted as Mistress of
Ceremonies, The judges
were Miss Alice Hastings,
ana Mr, Dryden, of State
College. The English
classes contributed the
questions,
Miss Hayford proclaimed
Miss Barden "champion" as
Gardner incorrectly re-
plied that if a man, with
a veputation for extreme
cupidity, moved into the
neighborhood, he would
protect his young and
beautiful wife, The an-
swer should have been that
he would keep his financial
status a secret,
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QUIN CONDUCTS AFFAIR
The Quintillian Liter-
ary Society on Saturday,
March 18, sponsored a
Solomon Grundy party at
the McKownville Fire Hall.
Florence Herber, Ruth
Selkirk, and Helen Culp
were co-chairmen of the
affair, Lillian Eclesh-
ymer, Joan Hunting, and
Jane Vedder, residents of
McKownville, assisted the
co-chairmen,
The girls, who attenc~
ed, played games of varied
kinds, danced, and had re-
freshments,
STGMA PLANS PARTY
The
8 Sigma literary
Socissy will condxet a
party at the home of Betty
Mann, Saturdcy, March 25,
from 2:30 to 53CO o'clock,
in honor of their new
sophomore members,
The committees are:
Martha Freytag, Jane
Phillips, Hieanor Parsons,
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FAVGRITE
ACTRE $5
CAPITAL DISTRICT SCHOOL NEWSPAPERS
TO CONDUCT MEETING AT SCHENECTADY
The Capital District Scholastic Press Associa—
tion will conduct a meeting in Schenectady, Satur—
day, April 22. The four junior high schools in
Schenectady will act as hosts to the staffs of
other school papers throughout this area, Head~
quarters for the conference will be at Central Park
Junior High School,
All the schools will participate in a news
writing contest. A silver plaque, mounted on a
walnut base will be awarded for one year to the
school earning the largest number of points, If a
school receives this award three times in succes—
sion they may retain permanent possession of it.
An interesting program in the fields of writ=
ing, editing and publishing school papers has also
been planned,
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CRIMSOM AID WHITE
RESIGIING SENIORS
Editor in Chief Betty Barden
Sr. Associate Editor Chas. Sanderson
Art Marcia Wiley
Chas. MacCulloch
Features Doris Welsh
Betty Tincher
Sports Ed Starkweather
Ruth Rasp
Societies and Clubs Jane Grace
Exchanges Jean Best
Reporters
Earl Goodrich
Nancy Glass
Richard Paland
Dorothy Shattuck
Ira Moore
Typists
Helen Ehman
Esther Stulmaker
Dorothy Dey
Circulation
John Wykes
Bob Wortendyke
Faculty Advisers:
Miss Katherine Wheeling
Miss Grace Martin
Published Weekly by the Crimson And
White staff at the Milne School, Aibany,
New York.
keep up with the times
We oe are too often "up to a
date! instead of being "up to date! on
the world in general. Granted there is
no time to read non-fiction magazines or
the newspaper every night, why give up
trying to acquire this valuable and nec-
essary information?
The Readers! Digest
and interesting that its
penetrate the skull and stay there,
Life, already the favorite magazine of
many of our students, is likewise to the
point and painless because of the excel-
lent photographs. Both those publica~
tions include the intorests of science,
the social set and "human interest" ma-
terial, politics, the industrial world,
and many, many topics. Surely, every
Milnite can find a few articles of inter-
est in these magazines,
is so concise
vivid words
If you don't have access to Life or
Readers! Digest at homo, romember that
the wilno library subscribos to both.
Those without library periods may tako
copies home over night.
So lot's have some fun and add to
our lmowledge "a la fois''; it's casy
to digost — Readors! Digost and Life.
4 tm =&
‘oll Daotnen year has rollod by
for tho Crimson and White;anothcr staff
must bid farowoll to that inky shrine of
journalism, room 233.
EDITORIAL PAGE
MARCE 22, 1939
Cite ep te
Orenetl TA
Please
One of the chief objectives of each
organization at Milne seems to be its
annual program of entertainment oresent-
ed for the purpose of raising money, In
their attempt to crowd all of these into
the school year, the various groups are
working against each other to the detri-
ment of all concerned rather than to the
general benefit, as could be arranged,
An outstanding example of the former
condition, which everyone must agree is
an undesirable one, is the weekend of
March 2,3, and 4, when the Prize Speak-
ing Contest, the Hi-Y Gym Wight, and the
Hawaiian Prom came on successive evenings.
Attending all three events would have
been a very strenuous undertaking, and,
consequently, none received the patronage
which they could and would have, had they
come on separate weekends,
The remedy for the problem seems to
contain alternatives. We might alter the
situation by more carefully planning the
dates for our extra-curricular activities
‘so that they would not come so very close
together, or we might combine the efforts
of some of our organizations. We could,
for example, incornorate the talent of
our Dramatics club, Glee club, Orchestra,
and Band ina single verformance of a
light opera,such as a Gilbert and Sullivan,
Upon consideration we must admit
that nearly every other Albany school
presents an entertainment such as this
each year, or oftener, and with success.
Iast year a choral group from Philip Liv-
ingston Junior High School was warmly
received ina Milne assembly when they
presented selections from Robin Hood, and
there is no reason why a similar Milne
group should not be appreciated,
At any rate, this scheme of incor-~
poration would certainly replace some
of the rivalry with cooperation, and co-
operation, we have learned, is an essen-
tial necessary to assure success in any
venture,
(Continued from column 1)
We worked hard, but it was fun.
Everyone has been so helpfvl all year,
Miss Wheeling, Miss Strong, the entire
faculty and student body---their cooper-
ation and assistance are the chocolate
syrup on our journalistic ice cream,
Besides pleasant memories of good
fellowship, our year of newspaper exper-
ience taught us much that will be useful
later, both in kmowledge of human rela-
tions and inpractical apolication of
principles of journalism,
Words scem futile after blowing
them about all year; we will simply say,
"Thanks--everybody~-for everything. '
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CRIMSON AND WHITE
Staff of 1938-1939
Editor in Chief
Sr. Associate Editor
Associate Editor
Betty Barden
Chas. Sanderson
Fred Regan
Art Marcia Wiley
Chas. MacCulloch
Features Doris Welsh
Betty Tincher
Sports Bd Starkweather
Ruth Rasp
Societies and Clubs Jane Grace
Bxchanges Jean Best
City Paper Corres. Doris Holmes
Reporters:
Sally Devereux
Florence Herbor
Estelle Dilg
Margaret Chase
Anita Hyman Earl Goodrich
Ba Langwig Dorothy Shattuck
Bob Barden Ira Moore
Robert Pfeffer
Richard Paland
Harriet Gordon
Journalism
Jane Phillips
Nancy Glass
Arthur Bates
Class
Business Staff:
Business Manager Herbert Marx
Printer Newell Cross
Mimeographers Armon Livermore
Al Metz
Typists Dorothy Day
Helen Ehman
Esther Stulmaker
Circulation John Wykes
Bob Wortendyke
Faculty Advisers:
Miss Katherine Wheeling
Miss Grace Martin
Published Weelly by the Crimson And
White staff at the Milne School, Albany,
New York,
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ACTION AT AQUILA
BY FIERVEY ALLE
Action at Aquila (Ak-wy-la) is a
book that all readers of Gone With the
Wind should, at least, glance at, The
nortern point of view is taken in this
book, Although not as lurid and passion-
ate as Margaret ilitchell's story, still
it keeps the reader going on to the end,
The main plot
destruction
about the
of Virginian
towns, and the man who is commanded to
burn them, This hero (or villain) is
Colonel Wathaniel Franklin of the Sixth
Pennsylvania Cavalry. The vandalistic
job went against his grain, and one deed
in particular haunted his memory as he
rode on his furlough.
centers
of a radius
The house of young Mrs. Crittenden
(with whom he fell in love) was in the
doomed radius, Colonel Franklin's heart
would not allow him to burn her home, but
it was eventually cremated with the body
of Mr, Crittenden, While on the furlough,
which came after his task was finished,
the Colonel searched for Mrs. Crittenden,
(Continued in column two)
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ARE YOU ey
GOOD?
There is room for improvement in
everything except God. And since some
of the Crimson and White staff bids fare-
well with this issue, we oldsters here
give you a bit of advice; please take it.
(We intend to, too.) Some don't need it.
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The Ten Commandments
Milnite are as follows:
of a good
1-Thou shalt set a good example in
dignity, purity of language, etc. for
the seventh graders.(Vice versa also.)
shalt behave like
like hoodlums
2-In public, thou
ladies and gentlemen, not
as at Wagars' sometimes.
8-Thou shalt obey school rules, even
unto eating in the Annex,
4-Running in the halls
sin,
is a grievous
5-Thou shalt attain the mark of 70%
or above in all your so-called studies,
6-Thou shalt always cheer for thine
own team, and bet on the same, However,
thou shouldst not boo thy opponent,
7-Thou shalt never disparage thy
school, nor any person or activity con~
nected with it, before Milnites or out-
siders.
8-Dramatics, newspaper, magazine, ath-
letics--should all be supported by thee;
if not by participation, then by apprec-
iation,
9-Thou shalt cooperate willingly with
the faculty, student teachers, and school
leaders in Milne.
10-Thou shalt always be on the look
out for improvements, and constructive
criticism should be thy forte.
Most Milnites are pretty virtuous
when judged by the above standards, A
few are "slipping"; now isn't Lent an ex-
cellent time to "catch up the loose ends"?
(Continued from column 1)
On his ride, he met many cooperheads,
or traitors, and also a starry~eyed in-
nocent mountaineer. This young lad falls
in love with the daughter of Mrs, Crit—
tenden, for the Colonel and he at last
find her in a hidden retreat, Three ro-
mances happily flourish here. But ina
battlo near the retreat there is tragedy
aplenty; still Mr, Allen does not let us
completely down.
Action at Acquila is Hervey Allen's
first book since Anthony Adverse, and on
the basis that it is about one character
and his philosophies, it is comparable
in a satisfactory manner,
This Civil War novel is on our
Milne library shelves. It is the book
for action-loving boys and girls.
CRIMSON AND WHITE SPORTS
BASEBALL SEASOi] IN THE NEAR FUTURE
AS SEEN BY JOE MILNITZ
Yesterday the tryouts for Milne's
baseball had their first indoor practice,
This practice was only for the pitching
and catching staff, The first outdoor
practice will be held as soon as the
weather permits,
There will be several openings on the
team this year which will be filled by
players picked from some fifty tryouts
which have already signed up for this seaso
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The first game, that will open the
season will be in the latter part of
April, There will be ten games in the
season, which will end about the first of
June. Some of the teams Milne will play
during the season are Albany High, Schuyler
High and Renssalaer,
FURS ECT BIAS T=
BALL GAMES ARE ON
THE SCRE DUE Our
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TO-DATE
The letter men left over from last
years team are; Wilbur French, this years
captain, Russel Jones, John Fink, Don
Guisel, Dick Paland and Ed Starkweather,
This year's manager will be Bob Gale
whose assistant will be Bd Sternfield,
GIRLS INSTRUCTED .IN.AMSTHATIC DANCING
The interpreting dancing
which meets at 4:30 on Tuesdays in the
small gym, are taking lessons from Miss
Louise Jassoy who formerly taught at Buf-
falo University and is now with the
Sais Cn Ae
class,
This is a feature which is
en of the Annual Antics program, Those
ncluded in the class are: J. Best,
8. Baldwin, J, Phillips, V. Jordan, 3,
Dig. J, Murdick, A, Chatterton, M, Wiley,
J, Bush, K, Newton, V. Nichols, EB, Wilbur
D. Holmes, J, Glaubitz, and B. Mann,
to be
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PAGE MARCH 24, 1939
G.A.C, AND HI-Y
ANNUAL DANCE APRIL 1
The annual informal sports dance
given by the two athletic clubs of Milne,
will be conducted on April 1 in the Page
Hall gym, The music will be furnished by
Nelson Carl and his orchestra, Admission
is 1:00 per couple; dancing from 9:00 to
2:00 o'clock,
Cochairmans of the dance are Bddie
Starkweather and Ruth Rasp. They aro
assisted by Virginia Nichols, chairman
of decorations; John Gulnac, chairman of
the ticket committee; Ruth Selkirk, chair-
man of the orchestra committee and Marcia
Wiley in charge of publicity,
GAC SPONSERS ANNUAL ANTICS
MARCH 31 IN PAGE HALL GYM
Friday night, March 31 at 7:30
o'clock, the Milne girls will present
under the direction of Miss Hitchcock,
their tenth Annual Antics in the Page
Hall gym. Tickets of admission will be
$.25 cents and may be purchased either
at the door or from any member of G,A.C,
For greater enjoyment a large and
widely varied program has been planned,
The evening will commence with a Grand
March, in which all girls in both Junior
and Senior high schools will participate.
The main events of the evening will be
the championship basketball game between
the Juniors and Seniors and the demon-
stration of the modern dance.
Miss Hitchcock has
girls in both schools in folk dancing
this year and they intend to present
a series of folk dances, The seventh and
eighth grades will take part in a Skatus
Waltz and a Country Dance, A French Court
dance will be presented by members of the
10th year girls, Other features of the
night will be a Russian Dance and Tumbling.
instructed the
The climax of the evening will be
the presentation of Athletic Awards to
the Junior and Senior high schools,
GIRLS VARSITY TO MBET MONT PLHASANT
Today at 2:30 the Milne Girls Varsity
Basketball Team will journey to Schenectady
to play Mont Pleasant on their court,
In a previous encounter the Milne squad
defeated the Mont Pleasant players to the
score of 24-12,
The lineup for Milne will be: for-
wards; K, Newton, V, Nichols, D, Welsh,
guards: J, Murdick, UL. Ecleshymer, R.
Rasp, substitutes: R, Selkirk, D, Dey,
J, Grace and B. Thompson,
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CONGREGATION TEASE
On the ether waves, the programs
which are now dominating are the quest-
ions and answers type. Therefore, here
is a like example, but without the ans-
wers, If you Imow of any answers, at
least the kind which might fit in here,
(we kmow you kmow all the answers), send
them in; we haven't any yet!
1. Why is a golf ball a golf ball
no matter how you putt it?
2, What black-haired beauty has not
carried her books in three weeks? (Don-
Gone it!)
3. Is sex-appeal
come-on sense?
4, What fellow went away for exer-
cise? (You lmow, they sent him up for a
stretch),
5. Why dess that man get Cross ox-
ery time I ask him for a Nichol?
6. What did that new husband want
to get through his mother's head? (Be-
sides an axe.)
common sense or
Anyone getting below 70% on this
exam gots his chotco of a junior girl!
FPLATURGS
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ADIEU
New York means lots to all of you,
At least we think it do;
But it means even more to us,
It signifies we're through.
"Wel, of course, is "we the staff",
Who've worked so hard all year,
To ae the paper out each week;
that point we are clear,
So New York means we'te had enough,
The juniors take our places;
Around school you are bound to see
Some Seniors! happy faces.
B. Barden is the first we'll miss,
She's done her work so well,
Good leadership is what we need.
So Betty turned out swell,
Of course she needed Freddie's work,
And Sandy's helping hand;
Because they knew just what to do,
They were also in demand.
One always needs advisers,
To straighten out the wrongs,
We could always take our troubles
To Miss Wheeling or Jean Strong,
What paper is acceptable,
Without some cartoons pretty?
So we are thanking Marsh and Chuck
For those ideas so witty.
Milne's a sporty place, we think
When writton by Eddie and Rasp,
We also think their columns tons,
With sports news they just gasp.
Welsh and Tincher are the gals,
Who write that feature rot,
But when we tire of straight nows,
Their fun can hit the spot.
Whon we desire exchanges,
We look for that Best girl,
For clubs society, and like news,
Jane Grace was in a whirl.
Those little interviewers,
To whom you give your views,
Aro our bolov'd reporters,
Who scurry 'round for nows.
We can't forget the typists,
Or the busy business staff,
Because wo know without them
Our papor'd bo a laugh,
So goodbye to the old staff,
Bring on the now,
In hopiag thoy can do ag
well,
We bid you "adioull,
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CRIMSON AND WHITE
Bla, Bla, Bla
or
What Hap .ened at the Convention
To all of you stay-at-homes-from-
the-Convention, we especially dedicate
this article so that in the future you
will all be able to converse intelli-
gently with those fortunate delegates
or forever hold your peace.
In the first place, we might men-
tion the fact that all of these
rumored stories which are now in cir-
culation are ficticious and any resem-
blence to stories which really happen-
ed is purely coincidental,
Is it true that Joyce Murdick and
Jayne Grace were the belles of the A.H
C.L, and that they each declined to
dance with an unlmown gent? If you
don't know the meaning of A.H.C.L.,
kindly send a self-addressed stamped
envelope and the correct answer will
be promptly forthcoming, Why did Al
Metz go to bed every night at 12:00 o!
clock sharp? Who was the proud poss-—
essor of those two little red magazines
which kept Hd Hunting and Dick Swift
awake all night with their bloody
stories? What was the subject of con-
versation at the Hen Session in room
532 and who's blushing now? The above
questions may be answered by any of
the representitives of the Crimson and
White or Bricks and Ivy or a reason-
ably exact facsimile.
The truth is, we will be forever
haunted by tho stealthy tip-toing of
each and every person as he or she was
well on his way to an important meet—
ing¢and we don't mean a press meeting)
the only thing which gave them away
being the constant jingle-jingle of
those new bell bracelets purchased by
the majority of senior girls, Nor,
will we ever live down the memory of
the broken window shade during an im-
portant bathing scene to which two men
in the opposite building modestly turn-
ed their backs.(we hope) Stinkweeds
to the boys caught listening at the
door of the girls! room while an im-
portant discussion was going on. Morn-
ing Glories to all those little
numbers. namely Ducky Dey and ancy
Glass who insisted on waking everyone
else up at the crack of dawn, The
Bronx cheer to Armon Livermore and Bob
Waee.er for their "short cut" by way
o. f.ve differcat subpays to the Commo-
dore Hotel one dark and shining night.
(Con‘t in next column)
FEATURE PAGE
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MARCH 24, 1939
RETROSPECTION ON THE QUIN-SIGHA
Don't let that big word fool you,
kiddies, it just means "Better late than
never"!
"Killer" Murdick suffered the even-
ings bigzest heartache, and all because
of the second dance. Joyce found that
men who have things on their minds, like
"Busy All! Metz, can't go around getting
to dances on time, even if it means miss
ing such a cute little trick,
We can't help remarking on the en-
thusiastic shuffling of Bob Cooke, that
dashing lad from 6.B.A., who certainly
puts his heart in fit, And that isn't the
only thing: ask Raspy how her feet felt
when she arrived home, However, the Pond
Toole combination offered some more pro-
fessional competition, plus gaining ad-
miration from the on-lookers.
Then, without mentioning names,
there is the sweet, silent sophomore who
had to travel all evening under the bur-
den of a shoulder-ful of flowers; it's
no wonder the poor dears were tired,
Speaking of programs, did you notice
how busy the boys were kept during the
dance? It was all faintly reminicent of
our class at dancing school with the ras=
cals trying to sneak out and fox the
teacher. Nevertheless, the fellows stood
up under it well, and there were no dis-
plays of temper, heart attacks or faint-
ing fits, We noticed, however, many a
hurried breath and many brows being wip-
ed at the too short intermissions.
(Con't from column 1)
Tons of orchids to Miss Wheeling
for obtaining reserved tables at the
Commodore luncheon and mostly, for
being reelected president of the Ad—
viser's Association, Also, orchids to
Mr. Leese for the help and advise he
administered during the trip and for
the swell way in which he stood the
strain of having the responsibility of
29 conventionites suddenly thrust upon
him.(Those bags under his eyes were
used to pack his clothes in on the re~
turn trip.)
And now, we shall leave you with
this thought in mind, namely that if
you have nothing else to talk about,
don't start on the subject of the Con-
vention, the reason being that by this
time the topic is all worn out and
those found discussing anything relat~
ing to the trip will be fined the
slight amount of ten extra English as—
signments, or imprisonment in the
Milne madhouse for a period of two P,G,
courses.
CRIMSON AND WHITE
THE NEW YORKERS
Everytime you see that dreamy
look in someone's eyes this week,
there could be only three reasons for
it; either love, the press conveatioa,
or both! ! Besides the knowledge gaiu-
ed at conference meetings, the chilum
gained many interesting facts.
The local and the express went up
and down the 5th floor corridor. The
local being that little shuttle, bucky
Dey who stopped at every open door.
The express, namely, Ruth Rasp went
directly from the Rasp, Barden, Dey
Station to that of Jane Grace and room
mates terminals.
Florence Herber made such an im-
pression on the pilot of the "Paris!
French Line steamer, that he gave her
a book, She also discovered that if
one does not wished to be teased, it
is necessary to avoid the oyster bars.
The crazy cat made quite an impression
on Posy Freund, The cat, really a man
jumped on the table she was seated at
in the Hofbrau, Betty Bardents pink
hat gained extreme admiration around
the irritation
Rockerfeller center to
of a certain Milne man,
Wheeler, Livermore, and Metz have
decided that if you expect to get
seats at the Commodore banquet you can't
run back to the hotel after tickets
the last minute. When returning to
your room do not expect to find your
belongings there should be added to
the notices at the hotel, Bette
Tincher and Janet Jansing were very
surprised to find thoy were moved when
returning from lunch, Saturday.
And so, we bid you adieu, hoping
that all those intending to go down
next year 1 profit by the expericnce
and mis s of these delegates this
year. See you then!
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FEATURES
MARCE 24, 1939
FIO KICK
Dad: °% you cut doym on your
exoensest
Son? Well Dad, I could go without
bouks.
--The Hoot Owl
Athlete: Mom, this
ne of football,
Mother: How soni
Athlete; Always ten more yards to go.
--The Hoot Owl
spaghetti reminds
Say, my uncle owns a restaurant.
He does? Is he experienced?
No Siree, that's one place you can
eat dirt cheap!
--The Roessleville Post
Drug store clerk; That strawberry soda
will be ten cents.
Sandy: I'll only pay five. The berry
was all right, but I couldn't eat
the straw,
--The Roessleville Post
Wife: I'm ready now. I thought you
were dressed and waiting?
Husband: So I was, but you'll have to
wait till I shave again,
--Pen Dragon
Ist Jitterbng; You Imow, my hair is
just full of electricity.
2nd ditto, Of course, it's
to a dry cell,
connected
---Pen Dragon
"I'm through with him forever,"
WWhy?t!
"He asked if I danced."
"Well?"
"y was
time,"
dancing with him at the
--Pen Dragon
Exams are just like women--
This statement is quite right:
They ask you foolish questions,
And keep you up all night.
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