State College News
NEW YORK STATE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS
Esranuistep sy THE otAss oF 1918
Vou. IV. No. 19
_ Avpany, } N. ¥., | FEBRUARY 26, 1920
“$2.00 Per Year
ALUMNI LOSE TO VARSITY
Juniors and Frosh Win Preliminary Game
COLLEGES FAVOR
TREATY COMPROMISE
Faculty and Students Vote Same
‘ary 13 more than
colleges and universitie
sirticipated ii a straw vote on the
tification of the Treaty of V
il ull of our vote,
Students aid 23
promise between the
the Democrats and the Lodge
reservations, compares with that of
the m of other colleges. in
the country, especially those in the
Eastern States, few southern
colleges gave a plurality to ratifi-
cation without any changes wl
Soever, while Michigan and
ther ‘colleges “and univers
the Middle West. supported the
Louse program. In almost. ¢
instance the advocates of rejection
were a poor fourth. Au inter
ing phase of the ent vote lie
positions of
tribitted. their voles in. the
tio as the students at the same
stitutions,
cnaitors Lodge and. Hitchcock
hoth approved of the form of the
questions and ballots, and the
presidents of Colimt
Princeton and Yale
Advisory Committe:
ment, Both men and women stu
dents voted,
Yale, Princet 4 Harvard
overwhelmingly favored compro-
Continued on page 4
ANNOUNCEMENT
orority’ announces
forth be known as
the Chi Sigma Theta sorority,
DEMAND FOR _ STATE
COLLEGE TEACHERS
IS LARGE
Salaries Increased 25 Per Cent.
The demand for teachers from
ate College is unusually large for
this time of the year according to
a statement made recently by ‘Dr,
A. R, Brubacher. ‘The demand for
teachers of French, Spanish and
science is particularly heavy, and
an increase of at least 25 per cent.
over the salaries offered last year
is noted, Last year the average
salary for graduates of State Col-
lege was under $1,000; to-day it is
$1,200, Last year 137 students
were graduated: this year the class
numbers 160, ‘Twenty members of
the class to graduate in June have
received offers, Small fowns and
villages are paying more than the
cities, |, ‘The | ininimum salary
offered in Albany is $800; in Hud-
son $840, and in many villages
$1,000,
The College tea defeated
the Tast Saturday. in
the Mbany High School,
iunr by a score of 23. to 17 in the
me of the sea-
although a lit-
tle “out
brand of basket
travel
Er eaainni ica
ant holds down one of the forwaed
positions, presented a. strong line
up. Stanley Fitzgerald, who has
reeord for foul shooting, played
the other forward position, O'Con-
nell put up a good game at
strong de
Springman siarted the scoring |
in the first half when he counted on |
foul shot, Hohaus opened up
for the ‘old timers” with au
overhand basket, Lobdell came
F the winners with a field |
| om the side of the court, |
sket f
Curtin retaliated for the Alumni |
and Stanley Fitzgerald's foul
dl field) basket pit th
avait k,
fare the end af the period
with’ two iield baskets and two, foul
points, sending the Varsity ahead
hy a scare of 12 to II
ied on page +
Cont
SOPHS BEAT JUNIORS
Game Closely Contested
One of the most exciting games
of the season was witnessed in the
ym Friday night when the sophs
eat the juniors by a score of 12
to 11, Due to the absence of the
juniors’ clever forward both teams
nly matched and fought
were ov
hard for supremacy,
‘The sophomores kept the lead
throughout, the score at first half
cing 5. to
‘The junior guards worked hard
but it was impossible to get the
hall past the soph center, Knicker-
hocker, who, with fying leaps,
caught the ball again’ and again
and sent it to her forwards,
SOPHS
Forwards, Tela Cackener, Helen
Walsh
Center, Clara Knickerbocker.
Side-center, Arline Wirth.
Guards, Pauline George, Gladys
Lodge.
‘ontinued on page 4
NO COLLEGE CAMP IN
JUNE
‘Miss Bennett has announced that
because of the insufficiency of reg-
istration for the camp on Lake
George for the month of June the
project will be abandoned. How-
ever, it is expected that the matter
will be taken up again at a future
date,
‘The junior-freshman quinte
ted “the senior-sophomn
na hard fought prelimina
s night by a score 01 6 to 4,
stellino started the scoring:
for the losers from the foul line
Sherlock then, came through with
A Ket for the winners. \
ouher foul _point hy Castel
the “evens ce
throw
ended the scoring of the hal
In the second: period Sherlock
from the
scored another basket
field and Bliss added another point
from the penalty line, Linck m
the only field goal for the sen
and sophomores, The period
ended with a score of 6 to 4 in
fayor of the juniors and freshmen,
Sherlock starred for 1921-23 and
Linck for 1920
Score:
Continued on page 4
FACULTY MEMBERS
GIVE PROGRAM
Mt the regular Home
ime Hour
q
service of the
Cure last Sunday Miss Geraldine
Murray gave the wateh-word. She
read a selection of Tolstoi's. Miss
Helene Bennett sang. Dr, Harold
‘Thompson was at the piano,
ARMY ESSAY CONTEST
JUDGES CHOSEN
Dean HH Horner, Pro:
fessor Richmond fH, Kirtland and
David. Hutchinson, of S
ige, will he the judges. in
hany of the essays written by
je school children on the sith
What
from
Hundreds. of
schools to~
The hest. es
Are. the
ilistment int
children. in
Alban
wrote their essays.
written at each
school will he submitted to. the
judges, who, in turn, will select
one essay to represent Albany in
the national essay contest,
G. A. A. HAVE SLEIGH-
RIDE AND DANCE
A. enjoys itself under all
circumstances "0, while everyone
else growled, about the cold sap,
the G._A. A's reveled in a st
ride Friday) night; fours
hore the jolly. erowd for a just-
long-enough ride around th
and out to Hursts. Return
S;
accompanied by
ig th
ing them
lolly pops,
coffee and
rolls,
short program was given by Miss
Card and Miss Bennett, Miss
Bennett, sang “By the Sky Blue
Waters” and “took Down, Dear
Eyes.” Miss Card gave a most
pleasing solo dane: he re-
mainder of the evening was spent
in dancing,
DR. THOMPSON
PRESENTS PROGRAM
Selections from “ Hiawatha”
will
is
“Thompson
f piano selectic
whieh has be
set to tisie by Coleridge:
at the Milte High chapel in the
sollege auditorium to-morrow at
ORCHESTRA HAS
FIRST REHEARSAL
Eunice Rice Appointed Secretar;
On. Weilnesday evening, Pebrit-
ary I8, the first orchestra rehearsal
held, Dr. ‘Thompson. is_ to
charge of the rehearsals ai
director. Castella Hees is
Hane the
k unan
mously
ws Castella
Katherine: Me-
violin; Herman
Dorothy Mulhol-
Mida Curry,
ackener,
tice were
Hees, Ist
Garrahan, Ist
vod, guita
Thom
Lodge, guitar: Castellano,
Aute; Katharine Ball, piano; Doro-
thy “Dangremond, piano; ' Louise
Persons, piano. Others will prob-
bly be added to the list soon, for
everyone could not attend the first
rehearsal
VESPER SERVICE
SUNDAY
fternoon the Y, M, and
's will have a vesper
in the college
Moldenhawer
Do not fail
eure
Reese Pm,
uditorium, Dr,
will be the speaker,
to be there,
Sunday
brated b
February 29, is cele-
I the Student Christian
in colleges through-
out the country as a universal day
of prayer and interces Tuter-
cession is the soul of service,
“You ean do more than pray after
‘out have prayed but you cannot
to more than pray until you have
prayed.”
“THe that saveth, his time from
prayer shall tose it, and he, that
Joseth his time for communion
with God shall find it again in
added blessing and power and
fruitfulness,
“Commit thy way unto the Lord
and he, hall give thee thy heart's
rc."
des
John R, Mott said in speaking of
the power of prayer: “We are in
the greatest need of help in.what
T believe in my inmost soul is the
Continued on page 4
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FEBRUARY 26, 1920
State College Rews
Vol, [VSS | FEB, 26, 1920. No. 19.
Published weekly, on Thursdays,
during the call Sti
dent a okt
College Vere Teachers” a Albany,
New York.
The subscription rate is two dol-
lars per year, Advertising rates
may be had on application to the
Business manager.
Articles, manuscripts, ete, must be
in the hands of the Editor before
Monday of the week of publicatioi
which was stale, Should { have
indl-
to the Gost intoreat of every th Woitlt social obligation
vidual to guard the property of the . eaten it?
ts fe tis OWE, @ Me in siteh a ease to risk
State as he would tis ows, Let's cause
remember the lights then, and do indigestion?
our bit toward’ cultivating a Me,
that thriftiness which was the | We desire some detailed in-
Watehword of our New England
fathers, al
NOTICE |
formation before we can risk an-
swering such a query,
MUSIC Ones
‘the renular fioeting, of Music
was field Monday afternicou,
Saturday Tea February Feb ry 23, a 4 p,m The fol-
ihtee to five oteloek, lowing program was given:
Hostesses — Mrs, fr Piano Solo, Hope Persons, "22,
He stu
vited to the | Club
je Str
Editor-in-chief,
Kenneth P. Holben, '20
Managing liditor,
El 0 Ww Hint) 2)
ger,
rflen Donahue 0
Subscription Manager,
Bertha West,
Assistant Business Manager,
Edna Lowerree, ‘21
_, Associate Editors,
F, Reginald Bruce, '21
‘Plorence Stanbro, ‘21
Mary E. Whih, ‘21
Marjorie Potte
Louise Persons,
Elisa Rigouard, '22
————
AN EXPLANATION
he reason for last week's late-
hos in issuing the" News” was
delay in getting the copy to the
printer. It left the publication
office on time but the hitch oc-
curred between here and Hamilton
street,
THE CUT SYSTEM
For the past week or so a pre-
vonderance of the small talk in-
dulged in during leisure moments
has been upon the attendance rules,
More than half the student body
have already been compelled to use
their precious cuts, due to. the
recent weather conditions ang in.
The thought of
perfectly good excuse:
distressing to the economical soul,
‘Then, too, there is t
the faculty to be considered,
How
are they to know whether one is
uuiayoidably or latentlonally ab-
8
it? Tt is gem 1
that a cloud of discredit hangs over
the intentional, absentees, The
tendency now is to use the cuts
immediately so as to take advan-
tage of them. Tt scoms fair that
a student should haye the privilege
of a certain number of cuts, but it
has also been suggested that ex-
cusable absences should not take
up these cute,
derstood
THE LIGHTS
Coleman has been provoked to
the point of anger a, number of
times lately because the lights in
the locker rooms persist in rem:
ing on for two hours or more
gyery,night, ‘Those who use the
“ibe evenings aye been asked
to switch off the lights in the lock-
ers when they are through with
ther is isa reasonable re-
quest, That“ we-should-worry-
we-don't-pay-for-’em” attitude
not commendable. Such a. spi
could not be. carried to tts Togical
Douglas, Mrs, Coughlin, Miss Ben- |»
viett, Miss Card nding, Adiies Nolan, '20,
Vouil Buel, Elsie Leonard, 123,
AN ATTEMPT tloreaas Dordey,
Piano Solo, Dorthy Dangre
ron
ar, Mr
Brubacher, Mrs, Decker, Mrs Vocal Solo, Kath tony
Eek
i
mond, '23, ee,
fe altempling a) sel
venture filling a seen CHEMISTRY CLUB
This week w
new
Jon
i
elt need, We shall ende:
tal a col
to that of
3 Chemistry Club: met Ii
in whieh deli four o'clock, — William Strain,
sonal questions may | read 4 paper on # Cocouits.”
upon consultation with authorities , fer describing. the ia
attempt to, answer, the cocoanut: tree
all communications be ad; tailed account of The al
lle Of the plant. Rope is made
publi from the fibre, and the leaves are
h Monday. | sei for
thatch, The juice dis-
He signifies nothing — sim- tilled fron
the Mowers is made into
cocoanut wine, ‘T
self was then considered,
the w:
{source of
ks, An intes
tire of the cocoanut was ex-
ned, It seems pearls are often
ply a nom de plume in general for
4 committee of several catering to
the. students and faculty of State |
College. Published helow will be
found” some items
wit We profess ti
future,
¢ cocoanut it
During
cocoanut shells were used
carbon. for
dicative of
attempt in the
Found’ in coconuts the
Dear Annabelle: same chemical compa as
this seomiine familiarity, those found hy oysters, | Mr, Strain
ed that this” was
ibject,
’ short business mecting
the club adjourned,
but I feel as though T had known
you ever since I fame to college,
hls column offers me an oppor:
tunity. to broach a question
herto T have kept hidden in nny
y
diary, "To be or not to be" Professor Bronson has been
the gist of it all, Do not answer tome a week with a severe attack
this plea hurriedly but deliberate of Inryngitis,
over it nights on your pillow,
hould a really nice girl of a
discreet age allow an unusually at-
tentive and very young man to sa
later than 10.40 when calling on
Stinday: evening? ‘ mone"
Senior Prue, two, Tt has been found ndvisable
Your inquiry is typical of State to charge a subscription {ce of fif-
College seniors. Before anewering ‘een, cents or five cents per copy
your question definitely we must for the rest of the semest
know {f thin is not your first gen- issue will be limited to those who
Aleman caller. Very likely he feels have paid on or before the date of
the need of a guiding sister hand, publication.
Is he, by any chance, a Union
freshman?
Dorothy, Ta
second i
will be rendy tn
| SYRACUSE CONFERENCE
Dear Annabelle Ebel:
Tam a freshman bit 1 believe 1
have attracted the attention of an
upper-clas What shall T do?
Perplexed Dido.
Ht the young) man continues hie
attentions find out from reliable
wurces his financial status and, if
Many Teachers Needed
Yes, “Des Moines agai
Syracuse!" “Some folks Tnghet
when the bulletin board said t
Tk Te was quite: trues, ‘The Dee
age was brought to
Moines mes
satis 'g0 to it; if not, ignore | Us in scyeral ways many of the
him and seek further, students at the Syracuse conven:
pita tion had been out there; Dr, Sher-
Dear Annabelle Ebel wood Eddy and others of the
speakers spoke to us; we had ac-
cess to part of the much-talked-of
and mysterious " Exhibit,
Saturday night at the banquet
we were very thankful that we had
had a cheer contest. You should
have heard those colleges yell!
Righty Cornell dotegates, twenty
twenty-five Union
Should a senior in college (my
room mate) dye her hair?) And am
I expected to 8 the taxi driver
When Task a young man to accom~
pany me to a formal party?
If that’ is your room mate’s only
chance of salvation advise her to
airls,
Use sage tei Your second and all the rest—thev made
Guestion is dificult to answer, It | seman" yl the rest = they made
all depends on who the young man | came when Colgate Rave State
College a rousing, cheer and we
fesponded with ““Hoi-ya, Rah!
Rah! Rah! — Colgaté.” We used
most of our yells, Tlmira’s clever,
Peppy songs made tis green with
envy,
There were only cight of us
{a your brother or some other
ila’
Dear Annabelle Ebel
What would you do
a case like
this? I went to a tea not long ago,
‘A faculty member handed me some’ |
conclusion without disaster. Yt is
419, Marguerite Alden, 120, Lovisa
Vedder, '20, Helen ‘Chase, "21,
Frances Stitson, ‘22, Marion Iin-
ter, 122, Beatrice, Eritiel, 23,
Ruth, Kiniey, TE you want
See olir nett look,
YW. bullethy board for the
ference grou, taken 01 he, steps
of the Ag, building, Don’t try
to recognize the men holding the
banner, At the last minute the
photographer said that if we ex-
pected baniers to show. they
should all be on the frst, row, 5
we passed ours down, The
Mant jal obellind tele Baul. Van
Camp) of Cornell, president of the
N, ate Student Vo
‘the newly elected presi
lex Stuart, of Union, W.
hout many teaching vac
Do you know how: desp
ilely Honie Economies
music and drawing
physical elueation te
kinds of teachers are
Chink Tenant ate
Amertea?
Syraciise entertained 1s royally
It was, another "wonderful eons
ference.”
hers, and
eded in
and South
STUDENT ASSEMBLY
assembly program
y morning was quite
acter, After the
had) taken
aud the
notices of student activities for the
coming week. ‘Then, Miss
bold came forward to! lead
Using the new air of the
a asked all the sti
Genta to wateh the bleu beard
for the posting of two, new State
College songs. Gus Crable ted a
short cheer practise, and wrged
the stiidents-—the men, especially
—to support State atthe basket-
ball games. Mr. Schiavone then
announced that the rest of the
hour, would be devoted to. el
meetings, so the assembly adl-
journed to the rooms assigned (0
the different classe
Lawrence R.Kelly,
St.” Paul's Episcopal
entertained _mem-
evening, with a lively” talk on
Arizona, His accounts of ghila
monsters, Ua produced
everything from candy to, halt
holstery {or automobiles, hi
tenderfoot adventures with tol lar
that come down from the
tains in 130 degrees of he:
to lick up the ice from the refrig-
erator, his more serious investig:
tion of wretched conditions among
Mexi i Indians, made the
time pass quickly,
‘Theodore Casavant, '21,_ then
read a paper written by’ Mrs, Kath-
erine Ingwire, of Albany, on St.
Augustine's, College, Canterbury
Pictures. of Canterbury's quaint
gardens and rich old buil nee were
oF deep interest to the club,
At a short business mecting the
following key members were ap-
Bolnted for the rest of the yt
St. Andrew's,
5
Freshman Class
Sophomore Class,
funior Class.
senior Cl
The next mecting will be held at
St. Andrew's, Monday
March 22, at ‘eight o'clock,
orate communion will be admin-
stered at Grace Church, Sunday,
T bit a cracker
tea and crackers.
State College people, Helen Fay,
March 7, at nine o'clock,
‘ ‘
4
dl
See
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FEBRUARY 26, 1920
WHO'S WHO
‘The following giels wil bo in the
Practice louse Mebruary 29. to
Murch “14; Jane Sclinitler, "20;
el Brimmier, '20; Katherine
nd Alice Richmond, "20.
0,
othe conference. onal
trict
awit tae piace Februar
Miss Rose Hughe
the meeting, “The [HomesMaking
section will meet in room 260.
Miss Marion Van Liew will dis-
cuss the following topics: "A Sur-
Yer of Home eonomies ih New
York State,” “tome Making for
the ‘ime School Room,”
Miss Welt, hend of the, Iousghold
cussions will He ted ia Mist ‘Mie I
superintendent of Haine. Heonom
sic in T ‘The meetings are
Spen to all students of the depart
rt
Miss Bessie Harris w
visitor at the Russell Sa
Mrs. Allen Williams,
‘ling Burge, "18, of Tutlalo,
d the department last week,
is a recent
1 College,
ag
Lovisa, Vedder, "20, and Marion
Hunter, '22, atfended the, Stu
Volunteer Conference at Syraciise.
Marion Moore, "20, and F
Stubbs, '20, passed the we
Athens as the guest of Edith Mor-
rison, '19, who is teaching in the
Athelts High Sehod
Marguerite Ritzer, '20, passed the
aweekeand at, the Hguse
Jessie ( ¥
weekend at her home in
assed the
‘naan
He
Olive Woodworth, 119, spent the
week-end at the Hous
i duqltehgon vas, gin, at the
Louse Sunday evening, jw honor of
fanwy Wiliams, "21, Olive
a "18, and. “Margaret,
id, '22, were guests.
Perry, '21, has bi
hone in Melrose for the
hecause of illnes
Margaret Kirtland, ‘22, spent the
week-end at the House
nat her
ist week
vr,
Ruth Patterson, '19, spent last
week-end at the |louse.
‘Alta Sahler, 18, spent the wee
end in Albany.
We are glad (o have all the
js back again after their
and Augustus Stripling
spent the week-end in Albany as
guests of Mary Stripling, '20.
KA
Viola Brownell, '19, spent Priday
night at the House i
jorathy Roberts, "19, and Clara
Holder, "19, attended ' the game
Saturday and visited College Mon-
Johnsonville, vis-
ited her sister Mabel,
Elsic Hanbury was the guest of
Helen Guldi Suinday evening,
x30
‘Ailecn Russell, '19, was a week-
end guest at the heute a recently.
red "Malley, ley, '18, spent last
week: yi in yan
‘i Elizabeth Srconnen, '20, visited
her home last week,
iA ‘Agnes Dennin, "19, visited her
tamfly in Albany for a few days
f I
‘Stary. Kinsella, "18, and Kath-
‘atine McGarrahan, '21, were guests
at the Lodge last Friday night.
‘Mae Cronin, '20, spent last week-
end at her home.
Marion ‘Baldwin,
| toy In wt ver Inst, weelet
as
"19, was a vis- | ber what Pat. Henry
avian bli 20, etl
Hogan, 20, Masuaret, Van
and May Baxter, '22,
Consting party uae Satuedny.
KAP
Ray O'Conneh "16, “Truck”
Mohaus, '17, and Gerald Curtin,
119, played ‘on the alumni team
shinst, the varsity Inge Saturday.
“Aptio" Woodward, 118, aint Boh
Elliott, "19, were in town over the
week-end
An informal dange will be given
Club to-morrow
evening
tnsigh R, W, Moody, ‘18, visited
College ‘Ti
Bak
visited his brother,
aver the week-cid
Englewood,
ipl
N.
Taker
ald, *17, and
Stanley G
19, played with
Francis Fitzger
Connors, 'I7, attended the wane,
Dear Eggs
Yours of last
Bont bg tellin
Woolworth — |
week received.
10 more about
don't like
Hen OWE SeiON SMU Hig BEY
last Thursday afternoon we
tholt we'd et our glimmers on a
few girls we'd seen hangin’ around
E street, ‘They call that
Init L don't know
shin
why less it's such
st bunch, Gi re some
bunch, ‘They all (3 of 'em) come
chewin’ gum an blushin’ in some
pale, in othe
must be
n't know there
walked by thent an
ys “Ege” softly, but it, didn't
seem to make any impression on
them, so Marie couldu't bent there.
Tn glad you got your marks,
it kind cheers me up a little, Ii
you think, you got by, 1 must have
gotten A's at least, if not more,
‘y gettin’
f skeered fer awhile
here, admit the dean is, ale
way: ut lately he's
Been a little more. intimate with
some, Why he ain't satisfied wn-
less he's got a hole bunch outside
his door an’ then, after waitin’ that
long for him, he tells ‘em they're
apt to go skitin’ too fast on such
thin ice, an they better yo home
"lk thes row rome moro, or 10
place
wait the rest. of the
ketches up with ‘em, ITe's al
malin’ such personal remarks,
You'd likerthe teas we have down
here, Egg. They call tem student
activities or somethin’ like that
Geo, there swell. Some girls Mite
ay on the piano an’ a couple
a the fellas how to
Toad, T guess by the looks most
of the fellas down here are used to
hein’ lead, cause if you say any:
thin’ to 'em when they're dancin',
they have to, bean to count 7. all
over aga chers
fet about 25 conte fe he rest
flow to shimmic, but I, wouldn't
ive my fect away for 25 dollars
neither would Egg, We
an’
fot an cool tea fer
nothin’ tho’, so it didn’t turn out
You can play cards too,
0 worse,
t,
Egay but you got to do it qui
if you get boisterous att
slammin’ your fists on the table or
rattlin’ your cuff buttons or takin’
off your coat, they're apt to get
suspicious an” ask you what your
layin’.
P'fim glad to hear you been
shovelidt stow 2-that will be good
for you later, Egg. But don't. get
in the habit of doin’ it all night
cause you'll have to have a better
excuse than that, Yes, I see it's
art out of charity your doin’ it,
uit when it comes 3 a m,, remem:
id
“Char-
ily Begins ae oie OF feist comes
back there,’
don't see why you
fot G.
Washington's birthday off an! we
it
Gee, they don't give, you
take down he
he heard we wasn't cellebr
Dirtiday, but Vm goin! to Nave one
goon ai” maybe we're goin’ to have
that off, Of course, Bug, we
kinda specia » dieveton=
ment down here 40's we could
be aespected to have so much ve
coud we, chy egg?
wien from ere,
week-end, — C
sovethint lke that th
ci Somtebody. com
me an! says, “your invited
then IF found ont later you had to
D had my suitense all
pac Auyw
nyselfy well, aya
i
Tifesanew in this damp,
T hope you bees sick, Hay.
erybody has $0 you Hay is W
be too, 1 come up on the ear with
nail ant he was sayin’ “Yes, 5
times from 4a. m, to 9."
peat feelin’ Hike that
ately, IU must be the high
of living —ahere's an’ epide
that here too. I felt, awful sick the
last 3 days but { don't know. what's
the matter, One of the neighbors
been bringin’ me broth 'n stuf —
U guess that made it worse. | She
said somethin’ about flew, { don't
remember first what, but I guess
did, eat ain't felt that way
Most
iwi" —mine comes next
T-got enuf stockings but
I do like gloves,
Yours repressedly,
P, S.—Some of the fellas up
where you are come down
their girls ueashunally,
Remember, don't tell me
10 cent girl no more
ald stand girls w id,
wd" —that's plajerizin’, Tew,
R.
SMILES
A Giveaway
Caller—So Miss Bea
oldest sister, Who comes. isfter
h
Cuddy—Noboily aint yet, but
says the frst fellow thiceomet ©
Hoty DAN
A Tough Proposition
Mr. Wade har is this stuff?
he butcher said it
Ain ie lamb,
Mr, Wade—He's right, I've been
chewing on one of the springs for
Distressing Subject
What wena gon ike to drink,
sir?” the waiter suggested,
“Now, see here," the patron ex-
claimed peevishly, "what is the use
ting my. time in telling you,
ly to satisfy what can be oly
an idle curi what I would I
t bring wh,
ppy' wettiess,
a helpless. public
say nothing about i,’
Each for His Own
“Tam, like any other man, en-
titled to my own opinion.”
“Of course," replied Mr.
Groucher, ‘the’ same as I'm en-
fitled to, this dog, of mine, It
doesn’t follow, however, that the
don is any ‘good,”—Washington
tar,
Page Three
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Every Worm Has His Day
Revenue Maw (helping. Henpeck
with his income tax renort)—A
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Henpeck—I'll swear {-am—my
fe to the contrary notwithstand-
ing—Buffalo Express,
Indispensable
“Pop! Why do they call a ship
she?”
“T suppose it is because she al-
ways seems to require a mate, my
boy."—Detroit Free Pre
Poetry of Motion
“Who paid your carfare coming
home to-nigh
w did you know any. one
id you never knew the
cars {0 run go smoothly.
“What are the passengers look-
ing out of the window for?” asked
a nervous lady of the conductor,
“We ran over a cat, Madam,”
il the conductor,
Was the cat on the track?”
Oh, no, ma'am,” assured the
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Prof—"'As a succes
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Student—" Yes, but as a failure,
you have
T have been a success,
Page Four
STATE COLLEGE }
EWS,
FEBRUARY 26, 1920
Siuiday, School Superintendents
FACET iT dh of Israel
naan? Willone) of the
LOS ‘boys answer?” (No reply.)
Suet inenent— Can Ho one
Little boy on that seat next
a wihod tel the children
Ot Israel into Ci
Little hoy (badly. frightened) —
“Te wasn't me LE jitst: moved
yore last. week, I’m Mizzoury.”
“You'd better marry me, Elivible
mei are scarce,”
"suppose I could offer that as
an explanation,” said the girl re-
flectively,
“Your cotisin's medical practico,
T suppose, doesn't amount to much
yet"
0, we relatives do all we cam,
butt of ourgs werent be ill all the
You're
private
ay, sit!
for fishing in
it (caught in the act)—I
only. tryinig to
poor worm flow to
swim!”
Faculty Yell Uncovered
Hel he he! Rah! Rah! Rah!
We'll funk some seniors,
Hah! Hah!
Judge! 1 don't know whether
to give you (en days or (en dol
ars.”
If it's all the same to
TH take the ten dol
amp
vou, jude
ars
of, Hastings—" What does the
poem mean?”
tutent (suppared to be explain:
ing the poem)— 1 wondered
at that myself.”
Frosh tow long
without brains?”
ph—"T don't know.
fare your”
an person
How old
T stole a kiss the ather night;
My conscience hurt, alack'
f think 0h
And give
tirer—“If you're going to
succeed, you can't keep your hands
in your pockets.”
Student (in rear of auditoriam)—
“No, y ‘ot to keep, them in
the other fellow's pocket”
“Do you love me?” asked the
paper bag of the sugar,
"Just wrapped up in you, sweet
ness,” replied the sugar,
“Now, then, my men," cried the
allant capes
“Hight like heroes till your pow-
dler's all gone, and then run for
your life, I’m a little lame 0 I'l
start now.”
ALUMNI LOSE,
Continued from pay
The “grads” fell Sti in the
second half, Springmann ed
the attack for the winners with a
field basket, “Big Fitz"
with a foul point, but Springmann
found the basket again fro:
side line. Hohaus dropped
goal for the Alumni and Johnson
same through with a neat basket in
return, | Springmann ‘made. three
double-headers and Cassavant a
free throw before the losers were
able to score again, §, Fitzgerald
finally broke away for a. field
basket, and the half ended with a
score of 25 to 17 in favor of the
Varsity,
For the wittners Springmain and
Gaasavauit lead in securing, points,
the former making 12 and |
For the Alumnt Stanley
Trfewerald dcoted 9 polite andl
Hohiau
Score; ALU
Naine and pos,
1. Pitegerald I
agora tf
Breanne:
Curtin, ra,
Hotatls, Ip
MN
STATE.
fame aid pos,
Springmann, c.
Lobdell, rg...
Polty Ig ss.
Johitsan, tf.)
Anat it
‘Tinekeeper —
of periods —
twenty, minute
TREATY COMPROMISE
Continued from
tnise, “Amherst and Cornel voted
ightly in
tion without reservations and the
University of Buffalo preferred the
Lodge reservations. R. P. 1, and
Hrown favored the compromise
between the Lodge program and
the Democrats,
The straw vote will be as Inter
esting six months from now as it
would have heen six months ago,
SOPHS BEAT JUNIORS
Continued trom page 1
U
Dav aRtabiencan CAnrtaeer Ll
lian Hopper.
Center, Beulah Cunningham,
i
‘sath
Referee
Eiatand pon
Nicholson, rf,
Linck,
Castellano, &
ior aive
JUNIOR
Name
Sherlock,
Bucci,
AND FR
nd pos. Mh
homores, 2.
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