State College News
NEW YORK STAT£ COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS
Esramtiseo ay tHe Chass ov 1918
Vou. II No. 23
“AuwaNy, N. Y., APRILIO, 1919
$1.50 PER YEAR
RETURNS OF LAST FRI
DAY'S ELECTIONS
George Schiavone Senior President
ae
Vice-president
‘eretary—Eethel
Reporter
Editor-in Chie of Pediagogite—
iditor of Pedigogue
hue
Memb er— Florence
2 Archi
bald
1921
President—Katherine Ball,
ice—president—Maur
hoen,
eretary—Nellie Parkhurst,
‘reastirer—Lucille Rouse,
Hae
Athletic Manager (women)—Lil-
fian Hopper.
1922 |
t—Wade Miller |
resident—Clara“Kni
farion, Hunter.
Lela Cackener
ROOSEVELT
COMMEMORATION |
Dr. ‘Thompson wi
“Theodore Roosevelt,
i
Student Assembly, ‘This may seem
rather a late date for such a com-
memtoration, but we trust Dr,
‘Thompson's: ability to, deliver an
address that will revive all our
memories of this, our most famous
American,
INTER-CLASS RIVALRY
FOR _ BASKETBALL
CHAMPIONSHIP AT
ITS'HEIGHT
TRIPLE TIE
So far 80 good,
is flying fast and furious,
one is on, tip-toe waiting for }
class to win, Last Wednesday the
Juniors won from the
ing 17 to 10, ‘Thursd
more, played the F
ing 27 to 19 in fava ‘ophio-
mores, Friday the Freshmen played
the Juniors; the score was 16 to 16
at the end of the second half, but
the Freshmen scored a basket, in
the five-minute overtime, winning
the game. The Seniors and Sopho-
nores also came together Friday,
The score was in favor of the Sen
iors 20 to 17, As it now stands,
cach class had” one game to its
credit. Tomorrow, April 11, the |
Seniors will meet the Freshmen
o'clock, and the Junior-Soph |
game will follow, These two games |
will end the series, unless there is
a tie, Everybody out, Get behind |
your team,” Make them so con- |
fclous of iyour anpport that they |
Just can’t fose,
| punch on a “tea-tray”
| Vacation Begins April 15
Easter vacation begins April 15.
The last recitation
will end on Tuesday afternoon at 5:40. Classes will be
resumed on Wednesday morning, April 23, at 8.10.
STUDENT ASSEMBLY
Letters Presented to Varsity Men
The greater part of Student As-
sembly last. Friday. morning was
iyen over to the election of class
oficers for next year, but before
assembly. adjourned for elections,
resolutions in favor of ad
and art counell were +
trude Greene and
cepted, Miss Greene was pre-
sented hy Miss Fittterer, who
urged. the formation of such a
council to stimukite to a greater
degree the interest of the college
along dramatic. and artistic. Hin
proposed that an appropria-
tion from the blanket Je made
to this comnell, under whose man-
agement a series of entertainments
and lectures be given to the student
hody.
Professor Risley, representing
the Athletic Council, presented. the
following men with their college
C : 19; Curtin,
20; Harry, ‘21, and
he college will little itote nor
long remember what we say here,
hut it can never forget what you
have done here, Your work with
the basketball team this season
MEN'S SMOKER
Seniors Stars of Evening
Friday night the second
ivial men's smoker was held in
the gymnasium. Tt was. well
tended by both, faculty and st
dents, The seniors showed their
speed in carrying off the honors of
nearly all the events, and
the try-ont
round bout between
id” Merchant, '20, and." Bat-
| (Count, Castellana, 19
evening was a. three-legged
race, with ‘such combinations as
Hathorm, '21, and Bull, 122, and
Marvin, '19, and Holmes, ‘21,’ The
seniors won the wheel-harrow rac
Professors Burke and
had charge of the “c
consisted of | popcorn
which
balls and
from the
cafeteria,
The faculty won the yolley ball
game, Professor Hill umpired and
Professor Sayles kept score, Seve-
ral attempts were made at singing,
but Indian elubs proved too for:
(Continued on page 4)
LENTEN RECITAL
THURSDAY NIGHT
Miss Helen Thompson and Mrs.
Marie B, Taafe Charm Large
Audience
A splendid piano and cont
recital was given in the anditorin
last Thursday evening hy Miss
Helen Thompson and Mes, Marie
Bernardi Taate
Dr, Harold W, Thompson, of the
English department, introduced
his ‘sister, Miss Helen Thompson,
who played for her first number
three movements from Heethoven's
rhomp-
Real cient
Ito
son won her
her charming interpretation
beautiful playing, As the eve
progressed Miss ‘Thompson's
ing continually improved, until h
marvellous of Ma
Witeh,* and Beoiacges "Th
‘brought marked commends
College, gaye a program
F surpassed any which she
ly given here, OF her
ches, “Deep River”
hest, ‘This was fol-
delightful lullaby, sung
delighted
chubert’s
Her singing of the aria
“Samson and Delilah”
brought the greatest applause of
the evening, but the final nu
“Phe Red Cross Spirit Speaks,” by
Finley and Parker, showed the real
(Continued on page 4)
1919 CLASS DAY
OFFICERS
Historian—Donald Tower
Prophet—Lois. K
te
‘Testator—Fannie Plusch,
MISS JEANNE GRAY TO
RETURN TO ALBANY
Former Physical Instructress Ac-
cepts Important State Position
It is, with pleasure that the
"News" announ
Albany of Miss
Structress at Si
three years, 1915
very important pos
tion with physical
New . York State, Miss Gray's
duties will be to supervise the work
throughout the entire state. The
“News” takes this opportunity to
(its heartiest congratulations
and its best wishes for success to
Miss Gray,
MYSKANIA GRANTS
CHANGES IN NEWS
BOARD CONSTI-
TUTION
News Allowed to Use Press Club
Appropriation for Big Issue
ranted the perl-
s Hoard for several
Are
Myskania
Jon of the
changes in its. constitution,
ticle one, section A, is amended to
include fn the list of hoard meine
hers a subscription manager, w
sliall he a seitior, and whose duties
shall be to. supervise the mailing
Hist cach week, to correct alumni
lists to date, aud to direet the com
petition for’ subseription manager,
Article one, section D, paragraph
three, now reads" Marl" instead
of ebriary ” for annotineing the
underclassman additions to the
hoard
‘The number of juniors on the
«| is inereased from five to six,
The ‘appropriation, of $100 al
lowerl to the Press Club for
img the publie
big issue of th
claimed this year,
has not organized,
| publish this issue, it
wy.
ed to alloy the board to “ise
this money for this purp
Tn order to have all socia
rly reported inthe “N
i hat the Board
the right to
from any
a y rewi
issued from Miss Pierce's offic
|SUMMER SESSION FOR
STATE COLLEGE
Summer, session will bogin July
7.” Special emphasis will be ‘laid
tipon courses in Physical Educ
tion, There will be at least fi
| instructors in this department, of
which Mr, Maroney he ‘the
head;
Th regard to. the other depart.
ments, further announcement will
he made later,
OMICRON NU CONCERT
Program Changed
“The Persian Garden," adapted
from the Rubaiyat will be given in
place of the “The Daisy Chain,”
as formerly eri ‘The quartet
helieves Persian Garden”
will he even ler sttccess than
the "Daisy Ch Tickets may
be purchased from members of the
committe
GYM FROLIC
TOMORROW NIGHT
agri
Girls, don't forget the Gym frolig
tomorrow night at seven-thirty, If
you want to have lots of fun just
come to the frolic, A “peppy”
committee has plantied a program
that you will remember for the rest
of your college life, Everybody
conic prepared for a good time, and
} you won't be disappointed—take it
‘from one who knows!
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, April 10, 1919
. THE STATE COLLEGE
NEWS &
Vol, 111 “April 10, 1919 No, 23
Published weekly, on Thursdays,
during. the college year, Ue the Sti-
dent Body of the New York State
Calas for. ‘Teachers, at Albany,
New York, We
~The subscription rate is one
and a hall per year. Advertising
rates may’ be had on application to
the ‘Business manager.
Articles, manuscripts, etc, must be
in the hands of the Editor before
Saturday of the week preceding
publication.
Board of Editors, 1918-1919
Editor-in-chief,
Donald M, Tower, '19
Managiig. Editor,
Bernice S, Bronner,'19
Business Manager,
Caroline , Lipes, /19
Assistant Business Manager,
Ellen Donalie, 20,
Associate Editors,
Dorothy M, Banner, '20
Kenneth P. Holben,'20
Elsie Hanbury, 20
Bertha West, '20
EDITORIALS
A FRESHMAN
REITERATES
All too often we hear remarks
like the> one mentioned in the
“News” of last week, "Isn't this
the deadest hole you ever struck?”
and it docs our hearts good to hear
goncone say, as one Freshman did
just after assembly last’ Friday
morning, " You can talk about any
college you want to, but for my
part I'm glad I'm here, Weren't
you proud of our classmate who
received his letter this morning?”
There was at least one representa-
tive of every eliss who received a
letter that morning, but how many
Of 3 echoed the sentiments of t
Freshman? If we all felt that way,
nd made such romarks more
often, we should all feel very much
more’ loyal in a short time, Whet
we expect to find a “dead hole”
here at college we make it that for
ourselves east, If, however, we
think it a pretty good old college,
we shall find something about us
all the time which will make ts
believe it more and
shall all be
part, I'm gh
HOW ABOUT A MAY-DAY
Let's gossip about traditions
again, We have not discussed them
much’ lately, so. in order that we
shall not “forget that we have
established some “awfully” good
8, allow me to: present for your
inspection one that's new” for
State College. This tradition” was
proposed an cl
nd we learn in
h Can you imagine anything
Pretticr than these fancy steps
danced in costume on the college
lawn? At many of the colleges the
Prettiest girl is chosen to be Queen
of the May—and State has material
galore when it comes to beauty!
Tt seems as though some Satur-
voted to carrying out this affair,
anid then how about winding ip the
‘Afternoon with a picnic supper and
dance on the terracc?, THis last is
Sulgaested as a micas by which the
male element of our college might
@ 4 chiance to display its abillty
fu the art of Terpsichore, Far be it
from us to allow jealousy to gnaw
the vitals of our moni, for when it
comes to dancing “(other thas
aeathetic) they sil the envy «f the
onlookers, And now, everybody,
do. we or don't we have a real May-
day?
VOLLEY BALL
Now that the basket-ball season
over we want something to take
place, Volley ball is that some-
thing Don't forget that there is
Girls, come
‘out for Volley Ball practice every.
toon so that we may have some
good teams,
MUSIC CLUB PARTY
Annual Entertainment and Dance
Held Saturday Evening
The annual entertainment ‘and
tlance of the Music club was held
in the gym last Saturday’ evening
from cight to eleven, About one
hundred members and their guests
were. present,
‘The program was unusually de-
lighttul, and met with h
proval-from the audience, — ‘The
humbers were as follows
an solo—Marjorie MeDon-
ON it Helen Fay, "19,
tling solo—Helen Fay,
Gertrude "20,
en, '20,
tubs, '20,
herine MeGar-
IS
Vocal solo—llorence
Violin solo — Ki
rah
21,
Mute solo—J, Merle Hosdowich,
x-!20,
Piano solo—Miss Swarts.
‘The last two hours were given to
dancing. Music was furnished by
various members of the club, Re-
freshments consisted of delicious
fruit, punch and chocolate waters,
Miss Helen Reitz, '20, president
of the club, presided during the
evening,
ALBANY BRANCH OF
STATE COLLEGE ALUMNI
HOLD MEETING
Take Action in Regard to Alumni
Quarterly
An enthusiastic meeting of the
Albany branch of the alumni of the
State College took place in. the
auditorium of the college, March
‘The ‘Albany branch has a mem-
bership of more than 300 and has
pledged itself to the financing of
1 alumni quarterly, The need of
such publication has long been felt
by the college, ‘The fact that the
institution is a State college has
been rather a handicap in forma-
tion of a very active organization,
But the example of other state col-
Jeges and universities shows that
it can be done successfully,
The meeting was opened with
the singing of college songs, Geo.
Elwell was leader and Mrs,
Elwell at the piano,
Willard H, Pearsall, president of
the Albany branch, gave the open-
ing, greeting,
Charles N; Waldron, secretary of
the Union College Alumni Associa-
tion, gave some interesting experi-
ences he has had in the formation
college, He said the idea of an
alumni association was, distinctly
American, ‘The same feeling for
one's Alma, Mater doos not exist
ht any of the foreign universities,
ite sald. ‘The work of the associa:
tion should be twofold, according
to Ms, Waldron, first for the pure-
selfish gratification of a good
time, renewing old associations
and friends; second, and more scri-
ously, to do things for the college,
‘The need of an official publication
to keep the members. interested
{vas eniphasized, ‘The publication,
he said, should aim to be primarily
@ disseminator of news, ‘The at-
eness of this paper some-
times means the making or breaks
ing of an organization, ‘The prob-
Toms of individual colleges. vary
with given conditions but without
exception, the great problem is to
hold the ‘interest of the members
by getting up a newsy quarterly,
Dr, Horner, dean of the college,
then ‘said « few words on the prac:
tical. problem of starting the pub-
tion soon, A prospectits is. to
be sent to ail the alumni inviting
their cooperation in the undertak-
dward Cameron, as chai
he members
Weidman, nny
Miss Anna Pierce, Miss
Perine, Mrs, Lester Helmes, M
Jessie Lavek, and Miss Mary. B,
dy.
‘There are more than 4,000 alum-
ni of the State College’ and. the
Prospeets for an active and strong
organization are very bright,
Y.W.C, A.
the following are the officers
for Y. W.-C, A. next year:
Marian Moore, "20, president,
Lucille Rouse, '21) vice-president,
Harriet Holmos, /21
Eunice Rice, '22, treasurer,
querite Ritzer, '20 annual
member,
FORMER STUDENT
GRANTED UNIVERSITY
FURLOUGH
Sergeant Louis 1
who ‘has been
‘Transportation Corps of the lst
Engincers at Rennes, France, has
heon granted a university furlough,
He was sent to the University of
Paris, where he is taking courses
international law, history. and
French. Previous to this appoint
Ment he was called upon to deliver
a lecture in English to the Alliance
Américaine, for which he received
much praise in the French press of
Rennes.
Ward, "14,
ng with the
SPELLING CONTEST IN
MILNE HIGH SCHOOL
, During the mouth of March the
English classes of the practice
teachers in Milne’ High school have
been haying a spelling contest,
The four teachers whose classes
attained. the highes
not required to tea
rest of this year,
won by An
as, yet
achieved an average of 96 sh,
They will hold another contest ey
day: afternoon in May could be de-
association in that
one week to decide the winner,
SYDDUM HALL PARTY
Syddum . Hall entertained the
geniots of the A, B, department
Satiirday, March 29th, and April
Sth, A short vaudeville program
was given, a stunt by the freshmen,
besides “Dore Mabel and Bilt”
fetters, Florence Edmonds gave a
delightful reading, | which was
greatly enjoyed, The program
closed with “The Bachelor's Re-
verie.” Although this may sound
out of place ina girl's dormitory,
it was, nevertheless, sttecessfully
After the program,
etijoyed, with Marion
irtis at the piano, Light refresh
ments served, and after a
little more dancing the party broke
up.
DANCING CLASS TO
HAVE WIND-UP
All College Welcome
‘The instructors of the Saturday
afternoon dancing class have an-
nounced the last meeting of the
year for Saturday, April 12th, At
this time the entire college is in-
vited to enjoy dancing and refresh-
ments for the last Saturday before
vacation,
HOME ECONOMICS
NOTES
Florence Franklin, now teaching
in Park River, North Dakota,
visited the department on Tuesday,
April Ist, She was called home b;
the sudden death of her mother,
A ten was served to the students
of the department by the Home
Economics faculty on Friday, April
4th, ‘The tea, which was given at
the Practice House, was a delight.
ful affair, Yellow daffodils carried
out the color scheme, Margery
Edgerton, '20, poured, assisted by
Hilda, Blair, '20, Catherine Deitz,
(20, Esther ‘Corbin, '20, and Ruth
Weir, "20,
Mildred Alden, now teaching in
Hannibal, N.Y, visited the de
partment'on Monday, March 31,
Agnes Moore, '18, who holds’ a
important position in the Genesee
Normal, visited college Inst Mon-
FRENCH CLUB
At the regular meeting of the
French club, held Monday, April
7, at 4 p,m, Professor’ Ward
meron of the French depart-
ment, addressed the members in-
formally, The subject of his talk
was “Drummond, the Poet, and
His Poems,” A short business
meeting preceded the addre
Election of officers. wil
place at the next regular mee
and all members are urged to at-
tend,
KAPPA DELTA RHO
Gamma very glad to welcome
Professor J, M, Alexander as a
faculty member,
Plans are under way. for the an-
nual banguct to be held Saturday
evening, April 26, in the college
cafeteria,
. Ensign Cassius J, Logan, ex-'19,
is expected to visit college the lat
ter part of this week,
¢ extend sincerest sympathy
to the friends and relatives of our
deceased brother, Albert Edwin
Laff, ex-'20,
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS, April 10, 1919
ETA PHI
Eta Phi welcomes
Helen Selkirk,
Huyek, '22, Margaret Kirt!
Georgia Koch, '22, and Efelen Van
Aken, '22
May ‘Truman, '21, has been
spending a number of days with
her parents jn, Bainbridge and
friends in Madeira,
Dorothy Bachellor, "19, and Flor-
ence Staibro, '21, spent the week-
end in Altamont
Eta Phi enjoyed an
“ sugar party” at the hous
as pledge
"24
informal
Friday
"18, visited a
Tow '21, spent. the
week-end at her'home in Melrose.
PSI GAMMA
Psi Gamma welcomes a
members, Marjorie Maxwell
Ruth Heminover, of the
The Mouse girly enters
Paul Manville and “Bob” E
at dinner last suing
Cecile Conklin spent the week-
end at Hudson,
Madeleine {well spent the
week-end in Altamont, as the guest
of Marian Gardner
KAPPA DELTA
Miss Edith Hodley, former regis-
trar of the college, was the guest
of Kappa Delta Sunday afternoon,
ae Potter, '21, spent Satur-
day night a the Hotise
Miss Cobb entertained the Kappa
Delta girls delightfully at her home
Saturday: afternoon,
Dorothy Roberts, 19, has s
ion as instructor in
in at Lake George,
je, 117, was in town
Sunday.
DELTA OMEGA
Delta Omega welcomes as
le Rouse, ‘21,
ances Reeks, '22, Marion Hunter,
(22, Dorothy’ Plum, "22. Dora:
Adams, 21, and ‘Gertrude
ag members, 3
KAPPA NU
pledge membe
Kappa Nu welcomes’ as pledge
embers, Helen, Walsh, Elizabeth
id Helen
2,
nsign John Cronin, U, S.
who has been on duty. in Paci
waters, visited his sister, Mac
Cronin, during the past week.
Kappa Nu extends ‘her cordial
welcome to Mr, and Mrs, Deyo and
Professor and Mrs, Simonin as
faculty members,
NOTICE CONCERNING
REGISTRATION FOR
1919-1920
All students who expect to re-
turn to the College in September,
1919, will be required to register
for the academic. year 1919-1920 in
accordance with ¢
cedure:
1, Obtain a Trial Schedule sheet
e following pro-
Inesday, Thursday, or
Friday, April 25-25
f'you are a Freshman, obtain
from the Registrar at the same
time a Major and Minor card, Se-
cure the approval of your Major
and Minor Officers and return the
card to the Registrar not later than
Friday, May 2,
3, Kill out yout Trial Schedule
ieee in pencil fully for both semes-
eure the approval
r and Minor nd
it your ‘Ttlal Schedule’ sliect
fo the Deai in accordance with the
following schedule:
Freshmen: Monday and Twes-
ay, May 3 and 6; 9-12 a, m, and
Sp, m,
‘ophomores: Thursday and Fei.
day, May 8 and 95 9-12 a, m, and
35'p. mn,
Eels
Juniors: Monday and T
May 11 and 12; 9-12 a, m,
pm,
4, In filling out your ‘Trial Sched-
ule sheet —
Make suse that you have had
es for the courses
ude any required course
h you have failed and any
course in your Major or Minor
up in which you failed or re-
ived a grade of D in 1918-1919,
c, Inform yourself concerning
the requirements for your Major
and Minor.
d, Observe the general regula
tious on pages 19-23 of th
Jou ing to required sub-
jects, number of hours permitted,
distribution of work, ete,
c. Use for ei
partment. title,
nd section let
er
vanes ing, in
"Biol,
Chemistry—Chem,
Commercial Hdueation—C,
Music—Mus,
Philosophy—Phil,
"i ation—P.
siography-—Physiog
nish—Sp,
f, Rexiste for work, only at
hours scheduled in the Catalogue,
All courses not definitely ar-
ranged in the Catalogue and only
such courses should be placed
under “Unscheduled hours",
f. Quiz and laboratory sections
as ‘scheduled in the Catalogue
he chosen by the student.
fter you have secured. the
Dean's approval, present your ‘Trial
hedule sheet’ to the Registrar
who will issue to you one yellow
Schedule card and a sufficient num-
her of Class catds for your courses
for both semesters, Fill out the
Schedule card and the Class cards
from the Trial S
legibly in ink, Obtain the signa-
tures of your Major and) Minor
Officers upon your Schedule card,
d file, your Schedule card, your
Trial Schedule sheet, and’ your
Class cards with the Registrar not
later than the dates indicated
below:
Freshmen, Wednesday, May 14,
Sophomores, Thursday, May 15.
Juniors, Monday, May 19,
6, Importance of Careful Regis-
tration:
Each student should bear in
mind that he is registering for the
work he is actually to pursue dur-
dule sheet’
NEW YORK STATE COL.
LEGE FOR TEACHERS
OFFICIAL CALENDAR
Friday, April 11
9 a, m—Student Assembly
Auditorium,
730 p. m-—-Gitle’ Athletic
Association—Gym Frolic,
Saturday, April 12
m—Dancing Class—
‘ymnasium, Closing Ses:
sion-—Special Musie and
Refreshments,
Monday, April 14
4p.m— 1 Music Club—Audi-
torium,
Tuesday, April 15
5:50 p, m.—Spring recess
beet
Wednesday, April 23
8:10—Instruction resumed,
1919-1920, Changes in
I be permitted
cases. affecti
student, and
sidering his own
possible, or e
A commuter should inform
himself about train accommo
tions, and take care not to regis-
ter for work at hours when he
will be unable to be the cole
lege.
b, A student who plans to en-
xe in outside work should con-
der the hours that will be
needed for that employment and
should not register for college
work at those hours.
7. Read these directions carefully,
observe the procedure outlined aud
thus help to reduce confusion and
tiresome waiting in Tine to a
minimum,
SruDENT ASSEMBLY
Continued from page 1
material you “have developed a
tea hasan least two of
the best teams in the State and. in
the country, and bas, fought splen-
didly and cleanly, ‘The team has
ented the college together so
Ithas been
to the teant
it has found itse
sitre to be loy:
© made,
these players
bited in clean sport,
ill accuraney,
have ox:
poise, speed,
hata ght:
n wor!
to he congrat
ch who possesses. these attri
butes, and who has the ambition
and ability to bring them out of his
men,
"Dy grateful recosmition of your
unselfish services, the students give
you this $50 Victory Bond. Al
though, the money for this bond
was paid by the students at the be-
ginning of the college year,
no less spontaneous and enthusi
tic than if it were collected yester-
by individual subseription,
‘This tribute has its significance,
“The Victory signifies the work
of the team under your direction,
and the Bond is the symbol of your
Felation with the student body."
SONG CONTEST!
April 25
Fearey's
for Shoes
28 No. Pearl St.
Cotrell & Leonard
Makers of
CAPS, GOWNS, and Hoods
Broadway, Albany
Bradt Drug Co.
7 Central Ave,
586 Broadway
Lenox Lunch and Restaurant
Good Things To Eat
3.Conteal Avenue
‘Agents For
Hart, Shaffner & Marx Clothes
Regal Shoes
EAT HOSLER'S ICE CREAM
IT's THE BEST
Cotrell & Leonard
472 (0 478 Broadway
HATS AND (SHOES FOR MEN
ENT!
WOMEN'S FOOTWEAR SPURS
AND FUR COATS
Fine Onolites = Seal Price
DOLAN’S
Men’s Furnishings
South Pearl St.
L. G. SCHNEIBLE
Pharmacy
Textbooks Ordered
ON COLLEGE CORNER
TNE TRY PHONE WEST 39%
T. J. Brennan
STATIONER
and School Su;
Schoo! Supy
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS,
April 10, 1919
A PROMISE TO 1922
The class of nineteen twenty-one
Woiild praise the freshmen class
50. bold,
For, daring to
‘Though you're
month old.
ake that promise
not yet eight
Oh, we know you're young ard
andle you with cares
But we promise you must go some,
Tf you'll beat this class so fair,
CHORUS
Hear those frosh a-singing,
While our laughter's ringing,
(Tis. the bikest joke we've heard
ny a day,
Weve earned 4 yietor's erown,
And youll be tipside. down
When you're up against the Sophs
i
to. “Keep, the
21,
T hear they had cheese at our
party;
{ell you, 1 don't think it's fair.
‘Thineerant of tint good entertaine
ment, i
And [didn't know it was there.
Oh, you are too slow, really Fresh-
men}
You brought in your trimmings
too late,
Don't you
started
Or awlul willbe your sad fate?
know you must get
So,dive,a suggestion to offer
Which would make your ‘stunt
Heer attaV ee
Instead of at half past cleve
hy not bring the cheese in at
nine?
Tell us not in boastful accents
How yout stole a strip away,
Just a scrip from our loved batiner,
At the Sophomore Soiree,
All. that ragged strip of crimson
Possibly. to you
Is a symbol, not of
ut the failure of your scheme,
And we're prouder of our banner
‘Than we ever, were before,
Fur it shows us how it always
Will withstand the test of war.
And if, all unsought by others,
It was dear unto our eyes,
When it's wanted by the Mresh-
men,
So much dearer is our prize,
But a little word of warning,
Ere that word may be too late;
Freshmen, make no more such
blunders;
Or we tremble for your fate,
MEN'S SMOKER
Continued from page 1
midable, Once someone began the
“Watch on the Rhine,” but a chair
hurled by the skillful hand of Pro-
fessor Kennedy silenced him, The
affair ended in a, basketball game
hetween the Odds and Evens, No
score could be kept because of the
swift, pass-work of the teams and
the incomprehensible attitude of
the umpire, Before the crowd
went home the’ air was blue—
Camels! Some fellows enjoyed the
more gentle arts of bowling (bas-
ket balls and Indian clubs) and
fencing (wands). A final sing sent
crea home at the usual hour,
LENTEN RECITAL
Continued) from page
artistic ability of the: soloist, Tt
was perhaps the most dificult num-
bor on the program, and was faults
fess ly rendered by Mrs, Taate,
seldom that State College
tee fn, opportunity to hear two
suich distinguished artists. A large
audience bespoke the appreciation
felt by the college for Dr, Thomp-
son's efforts in bringing to) the col-
lege this excellent recital.
Compensation
Mrs, Crabshaw—" Why do they
fave hat afl tse crm inthe
band?”
Crabshaw—" It's all for the best,
my dear, [fit wasn't for the drum
you'd Hear the other pieces
A fellow said to a famous sprint:
er ENT ra nd beat you
will Let me choose the course and
give me a yard's headstart,
ifty dollars to, one that you
id the sprinter confident-
ly; “name your course,"
Up a ladder," said
lenger,
the chal
How ahout Jt? Are. you, work:
ing for the Song Contest?
member the date, April
sth
reshin me a shovel,
quick! Pe is stuck in the
mud up to the shoe tops.”
Soplomore—Why, doesn't he
walk. out?
Freshman—“ He's in head first!”
‘They were motoring and he bade
defiance to all police trap
We're yoing fifty miles a
hour)" he said, "are you brave?”
he (swallowing another pint of
dust)—" Yes, I'm just full of
grit” .
‘A Matter of Taste
‘There was a young lady called Ida,
Who said she just loved apple cida,
But when a small si
Of champagne wet her tip,
Her mouth opened wida and’ wida,
A Little Hint
ine, was taken hy
her mother to lunch at the house
of a frie
The hostess was of a talkative
variety, and, in her enjoyment of
certain’ interesting little incidents
she was relating, quite forgot to
give Janet anything in the shape of
food.
‘After a lapse of several minutes,
Janet cotild, endure the. sittation
no longer, So raising her plate as
high as she could, she demanded
in a, shrill voice
“Anybody here want a
plate?”
clean
“That's me all over, Mabel,” sa
he, as he fell from his aeroplane,
il was scattered! hither and yon
upon the ground,
Yes, Lucinda, if the Kaiser wrote
a biography, we could say he’ was
trying to write his wrongs,
"My wife's gone to the Indies.”
ercival (after 20 minutes)—
“Dont you adore ! Carmen?
Bessie (in, desperation) —Oh,
es! and aren't postmen just too
lovely for anything?
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Changed in Transit
One of the methods of communi-
cating from one officer to another
in the trenches, was to give the
message to one of the privates and
tell him to pass the word along”
the line until it reached its. destina-
tion—the officer the other end.
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a sctious message can be distorted
on its journey from’ mouth to
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Lientenant Doe, in charge of one
end of the British line, told the
private in front to “pass the word
alone” to Lieutenant B,: “We are
going to advance. .Can you send
us reinforcements?”
When Lieutenant B, received the
like this: “We are
going toa dance, Can you send us
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"Um almost like you, too,” said
Cornell,“ Everything I owe, for
ih this world my wife bought,”
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