I
te
|
!
f,
State College News
NEW YORK STAT& COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS
Eran
ay THE Chass oF 1918
Vou. Ill No. 19
ALBANY, N. Y.,
Marcu, 13, 1919
$1.50 PER YEAR
SYDDUM HALL
ENTERTAINS FACULTY
Syddum Hall entertained De, and
Miss Agnes
After dinner. Miss Putt
a lightful presentation of, Barrie's
Twelve Pound
hen
Painted.” |
Miss. Wil Perine, Miss
Jewett, Miss * and Mig Mur-
CHEMISTRY CLUB
‘The regular meeting of the Cl
Cin was, held on
Miss Carmody
ve a alle on perfumes, toch
Tig on the history ant aman aera
of them,
Perfumes were first used in, the
Oriental eomtries, expecially China
aul yer a time ‘their us |
spread into ni very
much there, Ancfent Gre Rome
were the chief centers of the indus-
try, AL the time when the Huns and
Goths invaded the country, the man-
facture was almost entirely abliter-
ated, the Crusades were taking
place, however, it came hack, and has
grown ever sitlee, AL one tine
were passed in the English Py
ment to. prohibit the industry.
present the conntries most enkase
in it are France, taly, and England
They rank in the order in whieh they
‘are named, Grasse, in France, leads
in the pro=
d
extensively. Very few perfumes con-
sist of the individ
whic they
al and syne
tural ones are of veg
‘The ani-
civet, and
he synthetic consist of
mixtures of various
ids most
wes of perfuries made by
organic chemistry were insp
Student Assembly
Class Nominations to Occur March 21
‘egular stulent assembly was
day: moruing, March 7, After
Mater” hid” been sung, the
Senior ‘president, Earl Sutherland,
made several aimorneements, the
most important heing the one con
Berning lass nominations om
Marelr 21, and election of of
Al the classes two weel Mi
Horny” Roberts, "9, of the, Peta: |
xoutte Hoard, then made x short ap- |
peal, urging’ everyone, to subse
for the” "Pedagoxue?" and after=
wards distributed slips to all the stu
dents, on which they voted for the
most popular senior, the best looking
one, the hest dancer of the class, the
best sport, the wittiest |
ass, the hest athlete
Wineest gen, the big- |
est hluffer, and lastly for their |
favorite professor, ‘Two more songs
were sting, and then the classes
journed to separate rooms where
class meetings were held
INTERCLASS GYM MEET
in Honors
Freshmen
eet
evening, They. tot oly. won the
meet but also carried away the first,
il fourth prizes,
meet consisted. of marching
dancing, awd
veshinien first
The
tactics, calisthenics, folk
apparatus work. ‘the
had the floor and were followed by
the Sophs, Then came the Majors
and” Minors with their advanced
work, ‘The meet closed with a relay
race between the Sophs and Frosh.
Due to a foul on the Freshnan side
the rae fad to be run, over by a
member of exch class, Carol ‘raver
for the Mreshmen and 1. in Hop
per for the Suphs, The Blue and
White came ont victorious
During the endless fi putes in
ty the judges had withdrawn to
to whom the honors of the
evening should hoth classes
yelled and sang with a. spirit of
which S.C. 'T. is proud. When the
judges appeared, however,
done hefi
Special praise is due to the
"21 for the wonderful sportsi
(Continued on page 3)
NEWS ABOUT ONE
OF OUR ALUMNI
Kolin Hager, 117, who took such an
active part in’ all musi it
State College, is continuing his activ-
ities in Fr Private Hager is
stationed at Dijon. When last heard
from he was rehearsing for a min~
at the Red
He him-
is. Frederick
h, brothergo Mary Whish, '21.
her of the quartette
Whi
Besides doing his share of helping
to keep up, the morale of ottr men
“over there,” Pvt, Hager is acting
interpreter for the men on si
gecing expeditions, thereby increas-
the interest, and pleasure of the
trips. State College’ is" proud to
know that one of its sons is doing
more than his duty at such a time ax
this,
FACULTY ENJOY INFOR-
MAL SOCIAL EVENING
The Faculty enjoyed a social
evening Wednesday, March 5, in
the gymnasium, “The committee in
charge have planned that there
shall be several stich affairs before |
the end of the semester.
JUNIOR HIGH
HELPS CAMPAIGN
For the past week the Ju
High school has been working
dastriously in its ing classes
‘on, posters for the spelling cam~
paign now going on in Milne High.
The work is excellent and the
young artists deserve merit for the
te they showed in putting it
ort
MARTHA STUART, '19,
REPRESENTS
STATE COLLEGE
ie:
‘at Titinois,
There were 109
conference, inclu
Kebruary
delegates
nx, 209 college students, - Colleges
nil universities from all parts. of
the country were represented,
Amon them were University. of
Oregon, | University of _ Texas,
\gnes ‘Scott College, Geor
Randolph, Macon; Vanderbilt,
Holyoke Briar, Bryn M
and many others,
the conference
Wr
Ihe purpose of
Was to present to
the college women the many probe
Jems that face them now
tew ert is before them,
how them the c
COA. can take in the great work,
MUSIC CLUB
F cling of the Music
Club was held Monday afternoon,
March 10th, wt 4:40, in the auditor:
ium, “The following excellent pro-
kraim was presented:—Piano solo,
Marion Posson, ‘19; reading, Ger=
trude Green, '20; vocal solo, festher
Miller, '21; "reading, Mary’ Grahn,
olo, Clara Lavery, '20,
Plans were discussed for a Music
Chih dance to be given some time
in the carly spring,
A reyulir
LECTURE AT THE HIs-
TORICAL ART ROOMS
On Thursday, February. 28, the
art department’ students had the
great pleasure of attending a Tec~
ture and tea given by Mrs. J.
Townsend Lansing at the Histori-
eal Art Rooms. Mrs, Lansing gave
a most interesting explanation of
the ‘Pictures known as the. J.
end Lansing collection,
aes siven by that gentleman
to the Historical Art Society, The
many, little anecdotes wine M
Lansing related in connection with
(Continued on piige 3)
SECOND CAMERA TALK
Professor Kirtland Discusses Com-
position
sor Kirt
his 5 alk on, Pho
He explained *
of Composition” in
pictures and, "Means of
Mmmosphere.” illustrating
camera slides, of his ovr ma
Professor Kirtland present
anateriat in his: usta eh
and attra
amera
Not only do
‘aphy find these
joy the opportunity of
mal talks,
)10-
Developing and Prints
STANLEY HEASON GETS
FINE POSITION
tatiley BE, Meason, "18, recently
arged from an army eanton=
ment at ton,
ca shi
Just avcired 4 aptendil position
ville, N.Y. Mr, Ieason is
ntendent af schools at Ellen~
ne supervision of 24
ida school of 780 pupils,
Mr, Heason was @ senior editor
of the "News" last year, a member
of M «of Kappa Delta
tha feat
has
SALE
Omicron Nu will hold ice, ere
sales on the afternoons of ‘Thu
day, March 13, and ‘Tuesday,
March 18, .
LECTURE BEFORE
COOKERY STUDENTS
Economies students
heard Miss Nancy
the
‘The Home
taking: cookery
TH. MeNeal speak today on
subject of “Rural School Lunches.’
iss MeNeal is at the head of
Junior Extension Worle in Cornell
University,
ATHLETIC BOARD
RESOLUTIONS
Council has drafted
a set of resolutions expressing the
Appreciation of the eotnell and of
the college of the services rendered
by the basket ball manager and the
girls who voluntecred in assisting
at the games,
LENTEN ORGAN
RECITALS
A series of organ recitals will
be piven by Harry Alan Russel,
"IB, organist of the Cathedral of
All Saints, during Lent, ‘The re-
citals will be given at the Cathedral
‘Tuesday evenings at 8:15 o'clock.
Page Two
STATE COLLEGE NEWS,
March 13, 1919.
THE STATE COLLEGE,
NEWS
PEDAGOQUE SLAMS |
Vv
IIL March 13, 1919 _No,
, , Published weekly, on Thursday
during. the college year, by the St
dent Bod; i New York State
or Cee at Albany,
ork:
The subscription rate is one dol-
Ui ands alt pet you, Adverse
rates iad “on application to
the Busi ae manager,
Articles, manuscript must be
in the hands of the Editor before
Saturday of the week preceding
publication,
Board of Editors, 1918-1919
Editor-in-chief,
Donald M. Tower,
Managing Editor,
Bernice S. Bronner, "19
it)
Dorothy M, Banner,
Kegueth F, Holben
Bertha West, 20
EDITORIALS
IN THE MATTER OF
APPOINTMENTS
In II Prof, Sayles stresses
the matter of keeping appointments
until there is no excuse for as
Who is late fi keeping ait appoint:
ment, At least he knows. bette
than to be late or to cit, If he
80, Mr. Sayles can't be blamed,
riously though, there is noth-
ing tore exasperating than to w
endlessly for some person to keep
ponitment, ‘To be on time
1 to be kept waiting is good
reason for auger and disgiist.
Common. court ds that
we, as students, onable
Jenuth of time for
of engagem tts,
mand that the period of waiting be
indefinite in length? Take a case
it point, If a practice teacher have
4 two. o'clock. appointment with a
eritie, should he be required 10 wait
tree for the critic to come?
not just that the practice
cher concerned considers that
the: eritie has broken his or ‘her
hart of the mutual verbal contract,
and thatthe appointment is, cans
celled? Should he he blamed if he
leave, after waiting a. reasonable
length of time? Again common
courtesy intrudes its “demands
fone party must he an hour late, or
is unable to keep an appointment,
that the other
‘ty be notified,
Another phase of the question:
Ifa student have an appointment
with the President, Dean, or Dean
of Women, and it! he be punctual
in keeping the appointment, should
he be forced to sit outside for a
half hour, or more, while other
faculty members make urgent or
casual calls upon the other party
concerned. in the appointment?
Any student would be reasonable
enough to step aside for a few mo-
ments if asked to do so by a faculty
membe: But to give way before
three is an imposition -— especially
when one or all of the three usurp
the, time without even a "pardon
me.”
‘True enough, ““fneulty are fa-
gully,” but it is equally’ true that
“appointments are appointments,”
ONLY 7: Sa
Will buy you & Song Book if you
get it this month? egy et
into line for the March
py
“Slams are funny, ‘They ary
often the most entertaining pirt of
college publications, ‘They have a
Hewitinate plage all suet public
‘
cations, buty like all good things,
they have a limit in their plac
Abt Joker clags-room brilliiies
(2), favorite quotations, kindly
Niinorous characterizations are
allowable, But the borderland lies
close, Upperelassimen will remem-
Kolletch Kolutn
ral weeks
her the famous
11 for some se:
oof the " News,
nitisings, then
it heewme so harsh and. personal
and cuttings that President. Brite
hacher Had it dropped fran the te~
grulir departments: of the i
Thi
“anu,
lagoguc shims are final,
nniot be cured, or ean they
reverited.
‘The spirit of the board of editors
as evidenced thig far seems to he
Uraiseworthy, Tiere ise, ine
stanee Lo the’ cont 8 it really
vel iL ot tit tnkind (0
the college
honk the person who is the
Ne Case,
| is known
In which a student lost an, oppor=
tunity for a ood nosition because
he was considered hy his col-
leagues as a bluffer
Niain, it is generally true that
person knows his own weak
own, faults, better th
hhis associates know them, It is
nn then, for a college
publication ‘to. “rub” these sore
spats,
funny,
Yes, we know il is trie that
“neaple who live in lass houses
shouldn't thraw stones.” ‘The
"News" has heen guilty. of th
same offense, But it is que honest
ifort to he careful in this respect.
And as the mediuin of student e
pression, th ws" should
make this suggestion,
Riecause the Pedagoxne slams are
final, itis to be hoped that they
will be morerate. Tk is most
ardently desired that no student
ve the, happy memories of
sat State College oblite
asty slams inthe year:
“And it is to he hoped that
hook,
the 1919 Pedagogtie will he a book
which every student will he proud
and
xiolis to show to all h
friends, not such a hook that hurt
pride will cause him to conceal it
from even his closest friends,
‘21, HERE'S TO YOU!
‘The iiterelass meet last. Friday
night was one of the best examples
‘of class spirit seen in State College
for a Jong time. We cannot fet this
onnortunity. slip by without com-
hy upon that. spirit
the frost surpassed
the Joyal supporters
ke ann sulk?
They “applauded just
as vociterouly fp the, eppouents
is they did for '21, ‘They gave
credit where credit was due, And
then, when the announcement was
ile that the frosh were victorious
wv (aint clapping from the sophs?
No, ‘The words were, scarcely. ut-
ered before the sophy gave the
est, snappiest, and. the peppiest
yell for "22 that you would ever
wish to heat
we're proud of you, and of
your splendid: sportinans i
hold you up to the college as an
example of te real spirit that
should he st in all our
rivalries, Again, '21, here's to, yout
20,
Of the htt
Not muyeli!
CAN YOU AFFORD TO WAIT?
Bring that 75 cents to the table
in the Main Hall and own a Song
Book.
HOME ECONOMICS
NOTES
"18, who has
cher at Bel
cet
Aes Austin,
tiow as, f
atiest at the colle
R Hendrickson, "18,
wis 1 visitor at college Inet ‘week
‘The present group of girls in i
¢ House is Arlion
Wood, Mildeed Haswell mal
Leona Bacon,
Miss Wilson spent the we
Irs, Peterson was
at the house over this
wek-end,
Miss Helen Davies and Miss
Laura Haswell were dinner guests
atthe Practice Hous
The cafeteria catered for the
Faculty, Party. held Wednesday,
March’ sf nd sf the Faculty tex
ec her has heen
Filed nt the aces
AGREE?
How about it, folks—don't, we
all feel the same way. sniflly,
Snyly “sprig is climbing” feelings
OF course Spring is coming—(just
notice the hats if you doubt it)—
tnt wouldn't te be Petter to snit
naturally instead of thru the folds
of a handkerchief? Te's only a mat-
ter of personal care, Just.curh for
4 while that desire to bring forth
the regarnished old last year's suit,
‘or to present the new to public
gaze, Tow shoes are especially
Conducive to colds, Just because
the “fu” epidemic is over is no
reason for carelessncss in dress,
We all know that poor. health
works in a direct ratio with poor
work, and lowers the standard of
the college. Therefore, let's be
careful, Take the necessary pre-
cautions, and give the State College
our best,
Y. W. C. A. SWIMMING
‘There are girls who can pl
‘There are girls who can sing,
But girls who can’t swim—
That's an awful thing
t busy, girls, More's the
enetale lr neal, amenie
the Sentral avenue and
Ontario street
Friday, March 14th, 5—6 p, a.
Saturday, March 18th, 9:00—11
acm,
Tuesday,
pm,
March 18th, 4
6
HERE’S YOUR CHANCE
To save a quarter. Don’t rest until
yout get a copy af the Song, Book,
nly 75 cents this month,
trite 1919 spit
portant commit
pointed by ou
thierland, wlio
Hack to fs ot plnce fenders
Keiday
ir Hall
chairmans Arthur
Harold Elliott,
Hurns, Marion
Curtis, Hemice Rronner, Manni
Phuiseh,
Moving-Up Day—John |
ehiirman; Josephine Brown,
ce, Jeanette Reller, Gerald
wet,
Cluss Day— Marie Barry, ehair-
many Mildred Button, Max Nicko-
with, wicis Fitzgerald, Katharine
La Rose
Muni Day—Hazel Beyers,
mani Henry Wood, Viola
Bartlett, Cor
Maight
Hvealfasi—[larriet Poo!
Marjorie Wood, Kath
ine. Motto
The chess pass
providing that the Sei
fea donmeion a the Attlete tek
Fund, and that it carry with it the
desire that the field he dedicated to
Leonard A, Blu
1920
Ma junior cliss meeting
riday, Florence | Stubbs
elected class song leader inp!
of Edward Springmann, who has
resigne
1921
At sophomore class meeting la
Friday morning i committee was
Appointed to take charge of the
sophiowiore stint for Moying-Up
Beatrice Buchanan is chair.
mani, and her eo-work C
trude Busy, Jame:
Wil
dents are asked not, to remove
from the * News" of
ceded for us
COLLEGE HAS S. A. T. C.
PICTURE
A
mounted grouping af ‘photo-
pls of all Company
MSiate College SAT
n. by $0-in,, hits heen ‘rece
President Hira:
d by
her, This is to be
framed and hung in, the wpper or
lower hall of the main building.
KAPPA DELTA
he Kappa Delta girls were
given, a delightful, tou by Miss
Bennett and Miss Jewett o
day afternoon, March 3. Mies Cobb
poured
viet Rising, '20, is ill at her
home in Hoosick Falls
Viola Brownell, "19, and Marjorie
Bryant, '20, were at their homes
over the week-end,
Gertrude Blair, '19, has accepted
4 position as instructor of French
nd Spanish at the Tigh
School, Peekskil Yi
“Pat” Casey, '14,'was a visitor
college ‘on Monday.
Delta entertained inforwally
ng, March 9, several of
the local fraternity men,
STATE COLLEGE NEWS,
March 13, 1919
Page Three
DELTA OMEGA
Dorothea
‘tride Bussy,
and Almeda
ber
he, ‘15, di
33, has re:
ecke ,
Dorothy Kk,
tian of Mase Hospital
turned from England. 7
Mande Rose, "18, was a dinner
guest atthe House last Friday
evening, a
Delta Omega extends ils sincer-
est sympathy to Miss [Helen Odell
and Mes, Rath Odell Ander-
e hereavement,
Miss Wlizabeth: Hecker, of
Uticn is spending the week with
«, M et and Alme
louse,
at the
ETA PHI
Mhi is glad to welcome, as
pede members, Harriet Woolsey,
20, sand Madeline Cummings,
\ group of Freshmen wer
ned at the HMonse
Woalse:
Hazel, Nyees,
Chueh, "19, wer
the ows "Thursday
Artien Ieardstey, "19,
lwo weeks at the! 1
House,
The: girls
tend sympathy to
nn Ness, ‘20, who Is sut-
from an attack of hrone
f r
the week-end guest of
Degman,
Th
pre-Lenten
Grand Satie
thay ight, followed hy i ch
dish party at the House,
Mrs, O'Comior visited her
ets "20, at” Sunt
fiignehtictd, "13, was a
visitor recently.
ty O'Connell and, Mary
ster Gonzi,
Convent of the
sters of Merey, Rensestacr,
Katherine Schnitzer, of
was at west at dinner
it.
STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN!
Bargain Day on Song Books
times wears mittens.” This
he trye jn some eases, and it
nly isu't true in regard. to
YOUR opportunity to buy a Col-
heyrudged a dollar for one, of the
hest song books on the market can
change your tine now hecause by
is month you
and you can
t!
tl
your patHotle conmelenee heieks
yout
Surely, you are not going to let
a bargain like this “slip away.
Here's your chance to get your
money's worth. Let people” see
real college by show.
at we have a song book
full of tuneful melodies that can
take their places beside those of
any other live, progressive college,
Then beg, borrow or carn that
seventy-five cents!
GYM MEET
(Continued frown page 1)
whielh they showed in cheeriig thetr
rivals upon their success
he prizes were awarded as fole
lows:
fest prie (silver cup) — Helen
Walsh,’
Sevoint rive (letters) —Dorothy
“lds Cauiveralt) — Clad
ize (unnerals) — Isabel
eins Mida Ballagh,
Vall, "205 Lillian Hop
Nellie Park
Ken Donohie won the
ine Owen received
prizes,
Hnarate ie
The girls in the meet pres
iss Hennett r
ch of the tive
fu) corsyee hod
tokens of appreciation
“Tl juan were tn Collowss—Nlina
O'Keefe, of the Mbany High Sehool ;
Miss Oshorne, her, assistant; Miss
Masini of thy Girls Aeadenys Mise
Mather, of Se sand Miss
Slocum, 8 ‘Supervisor of Physical
duvet
ART LECTURE
(Continued from page 1)
the paintings save ther A personal
whieh her audience will not
Irs. attsing his also
Keron to invite the
"
ar future Wo view her
private collection Gf paintings.
THE TOWN ‘OF
“NO-GOOD"
My friends, ha
of the town uf "Not
hanks of the river
time-nr-Othe
Soi
lies i the
in the nrovinee of Le
Slide; it's the home of the r
Core, where the Give
town is as old as
nnd it grows with
the Hight of yeurs: i is wrapped in
the fog of the idle its.
streets are paved with diseatded
schemes, aire sprinkled with
useless tears. —Copietl
DR. BEIK TALKS AT MEM-
ORIAL_ BAPTIST
CHURCH
On, Weilnerday 2
12, De
in, March
sgerl "Some
Chil Mind”
the Memorial
Taptist this city.
The discussion was of particular
interest, to parents and teachers,
the result of Dr.
mental pro-
ikl and their appli-
cation to teaching discipline and
xeneral methods of control
DR. BRUBACHER SPEAKS
TO FRESHMEN
e regular conference hour for
hmen at four o'clock was oc~
cupied on Wednesday, March 12,
by a talk delivered by Dr. Bri
hacher, Both men and women
members of 1922 were present,
HELEN REITZ RETURNS
Students at College are weleom-
ing back Ielen Reitz, '20, after her
long absence on account of illness.
NEW YORK STATE COL.
LEGE FOR TEACHERS
OFFICIAL CALENDAR
FRIDAY, March 14—
9a, m, Student Assembly,
Lecture, “The Balkan Situ-
ation,” 'Mr, C. A. Hidley;
Auditorium,
SATURDAY, March 15—
p.m, College Dancing
Ciant! Gyranasian,
MONDAY, March 17—
4p. m., French Club, Room
100,
SENIOR PRESIDENT
SECURES POSITION
W. Harte Satherlih, "19, is
mote tite rat of the. Seniors te
fi tor the evant 7
Hherland will teach at Peeks=
KIN, NS Y. He will Inve e
the physies and chemistry depart-
ments, in addition to athleties,
PROFESS! SOR RISLEY TO
ADDRESS ALBANY
CITY CLUB
Mt the first tuneheom af the Ale
hiny City Club, held at thy
M
Known fo State College stidente—
Dr. J. V. Moldentawer, pastor of
the “State” Street Mreshyterian
Church,
PROFESSOR STINARD
MEETS WOMEN'S
CLUB
Vrofeysor Stinard was in el
‘of the Spanish section of the
kage department ofthe Mbany
Women's club at its last seeting,
FRENCH CLUB
There will be a regular meeting
of Frenely Club on Monday
17, at the sual time
AMERICANIZATION
INSTITUTE
The Institute will he addressed
Seturd x, March 15, from
n lock, by Dr.
Walker and Dr. neh
SENIORS, TELL US!
wants to
1 nice job for
know
Next y
ested, and the "News" wants to tell
everyhody of your sue
‘over, the more accounts we pub-
Ush Of successful appointments ac-
quired, the better
College gets in
circles,
So, give us your write-up, And
subscribe for next year if you can,
Pay by November first, 1919.
iecolloglats
ir, your daughter has prom-
ised to become my wife.”
“Well, don't come to me for
sympathy; you might know some-
thing would hnppen to you, han
ing arenind here, six nights a week.
Fearey’s
for Shoes
Cotrell & Leonard
Makers of
CAPS, GOWNS, and Hoods
Broad
Bradt Drug Co.
7 Central Ava,
9.11 No. P
556 Broadway wt St
Lenox Lunch and Restaurant
Good Things To Eat *
Albany, N.Y
Agents For
Hart, Shaffner & Marx Clothes
Regal Shoes
EAT HOSLER'S ICE CREAM
IT's THE BEST
Cotrell & Leonard
472 to 478 Broudway
HATS AND SHOES FOR MEN
WOMEN'S OUTER AND
UNDER GARMENTS
WOMEN'S FOOTWEAR, FURS
AND FUR COATS
ine Qualities =- Reasonable Price
STUDENTS
For Laundry Work quickly
and well done come to
CHARLEY JIM
71 Central Ave.
L. G. SCHNEIBLE
Pharmacy
School Supplies—Textbooks Ordered
ON COLLEGE CORNER
x PHONE WEST 3920
T. J. Brennan
STATIONER
College and Schoo! Sup;
Fountain Pens
Cor, Washington aad Lake Ave,
Naat Sate College
FOR SALE
DRESS suit ad car. one
or details, inquie oft
“News” Business Menager:
MAC’S RESTAURANT
‘206 Central Avenue
Forme
THE essex LUNCH
“eure oe
Pago: Four!
STATE COLLEGE NEWS,
March 13, 1919
SMILES
Cause for Tears,
‘The’ youngest came erying to his
mother,
“Why, dearlel" she exclaimed,
“what is the matter?
"Dad was lifting
it fell on fils toes,”
hetween sobs,
Hit,” continued the mother,
“that ts Hardly anything to cry
about; you should have Inughed at
big box and
explained the
“YL did," suid the hoy
There's a Reason
“Tit why did you name him
W Maipvatace inna tech of
the first of the month,”
Intellectual Test
It's quite stylish these days. for
collte, profs to invent intellectual
fests.” ‘The would-be student takes
‘em to, sec if it’s worth his. pater's
pocketbook's while to send. him
through colleye. Tf he flops on the
attic tests, according, to, the profs,
there ain't no use in him going
through college except with a
broom as junior janitor, Here's a
sample, brother, Get out the pen-
cil and ticker,” If you can't
through it in J0 seconds without a
stumble, there's nothing left for
yout to do but be a ballplayer,
Mark with yes or no. Is rasp-
berry jam a, jelly?—IF ‘eggs were
selling for 13¢ a dozen, could you
get two dozen for a cent and a
quarter?—Is corned bi
bage a fruit? If so, write PEEP
backwards—if not give the fast
name of the gent who invented the
mole can wink, cross
cough, and if the 4th of
July falls on the Sth give the right
answer to. this wrong problem,
2x7 equals 9—,
The college profs got the wrong
rope, If a fellow can't pass those
tests, he ouight to go to college and
get ‘something drilled into his
helfry. copied.
His Point of View
“Who can tell me a thing of
portanee 1 sta hun-
the new
Me piped the small hoy in the
No Excuse Accepted
‘The evangelist was entreating his
henrers to Nee from the wrath to
come,
T warn you," he s
will be weeping
gnashing of teeth,”
At this point an old Indy in the
gallery stood up,
Sir.” she interrupted,
no, teeth!
“Madam,” said
sternly,
"there
wailing and
“T have
the evangelist,
teeth will be provided.”
Shameful
Two very preity city girls met on the
streot and kissed each other raptur-
ously, Two young men watched
the meeting, “There's another of
those things that are so unfa
What is that?” said his friend.
He pointed to the scene: " Wo-
men doing men's work!"
Obvious
“Why are all the
Teacher:
cles nt let than
tuscles in ny He sm
those in ny ar
Pupil: "Be He you don't use
thent so much!"
Get It?
“How did that private ever get
"asked a corporal of a cap=
is he looked at a boy. who
med to be w physical weakling,
alked in backward,” said the
ptain, “and the guard thought
lie was going out!”
Poor Man
“Nori” said Mes, West ta her
cook, “1 think we will have some
chicken eroquetles today out of
that left-over pork and calves’
liver.”
Yes'in" suid Nora," Au! we got
a little brend-dressin’ what went
wid the pork, mum; shall [ make
some arate sauce out’ that?”
Did You Ever?
r, with two lovely girls,
need by the beauties o!
herman
minister’
in’ many, ard?’
“Lama fisher of men,” answered
preacher wtih dignity.
the ‘fisherman,
ng glance at the
sure have the right
the
Lig
Bait!
An Obedient Hen
| PRICE, SERVICE AND QUALITY PRINTERS
240 HAMILTON STREET
Printers of State College New
HAMILTON PRINTING COMPANY
ALBANY. N. Y+
DAWSON’S
259 Central Ave,
Men's Furnishings
Hate Show
we
Chas. H. Elliott Co.
allege Fngyaving Hone
nthe Wh orkd
Wedding leviaiion = Calling Cards
Commencement Invitations
‘lass Day Programs
Class Pins and
The Lane
Seventeenth Street and Leigh Avenue,
Philadelphia
rather: “Joe, why do you sup-
oid hen, persiats tn laying
yard
I think she
‘Now is the
Clasped lovingly in mine,
I'd little care what others sought—
‘That hand T held lang synet
So warm it w
Ah, mel TI h
ten, knave, queen and king,
Bitter Revenge
"My % feller, kicked
sid WVillic,
en with hit
fow'll you get even
sald Wille’ rend,
n Koing to mix quining
"with my — sister's
my
sister's
Hn “but
th him?”
aid
tip
rouge!”
Spared Feelings
"Can
asked
Hh
"Ye
'm,
Johnny,
ma'am!”
‘me, Johnny,”
young “teacher,
“o lirst used?”
modest
not,
you tell
the fair
¢, shingles wi
"answered
but I'd rather
‘The Absent-Minded Motorist
“There's an aitomobilist in dis-
tress, Suppose we stop and ask
him, if there is anything we ean
do
“Are you referring to the man
who is sitting. still, with a far-away,
look in his eyes?”
ably wonder ing
to get the money to pay the next
installment ‘on his car”
Not Much Bait
nen were discussing as to
pah did to pass away the
time on board the ark, “I guess
he did a good deal of fishing,” sug-
gested the ardent, angler.
But someone. is
with a wet blanket.
do much fishing with
worms,” was the retort,
Two
what
ays read
He couldn't
only two
Ina Friday Quiz at 3:25
Dr. Beik: "On what, ground did
Luther nail his theses?”
ice: "Pardon me, Dr. Belk,
Voie
but he nailed them on the door!”
Lickin’ and Larnin’
A. school teacher in one of the
counties of New York State re-
cently received the following note
from the mother of one of her
You writ me about
whipping Sammy. I hereby give
to beet hin up eny
ary to learn him
lessons, He is just like his father.
You have to learn him with a club,
Pound nolege into him, 1 want
him to git it and don’t pay no aten-
shion to what his father says, I'll
handle him,”
A Clever Plan
He—"Dearest, I'll
father and ask his
once!”
She—‘Wait until after the first
of the month when my dre
maker's bill reaches him, He will
go to your
consent at
be more willing to part with me}
then,”
Albany Art Union
Distinctive Photography
44 No. Pearl St, Albany, N.Y.
Main oon
Clinton Square Theatre
Frederick in "Woman on the Index’
Dantas Farnum in “The Mania the Open’
NeXT WaEK—THU. I AND WAT,
“The One Wom
‘EYE GLASSES
EYRES
FLORIST
“SAY IT WITH FLOWERS”
HONE 100 srare srncer
SSSSSSSSSsS4
Students desiring to work an hour
or more a day can make wages of
more than $1.00 per hour selling
America’s War for Humanity
and Life of Roosevelt. Send at
once for free outfit, F.B. Dickerson
Co., Detroit, Mich. enclosing 20c.
in stamps for mailing outfits,
SSSS66555SS5
“CHO- SECO" Ink Pallets Smash
The High Cost Of Ink
FOUR BOTTLES FOR THE PRICEYOF,/ONE
fescue
tele
nes
now WRITES JUST RIGHT: =
nap orode pen Doe na fade, Leaes no
‘Ask your dealer or call at headquarters
W. A. Choate Seating Co.
14-13 Steuben St. Phone Main 33
CC BY-NC-SA 4.0