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STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1957
New Ivy League Auto Trends
Amaze State College Reporter Finance Minister Explains Financial Plight -
By DAVE GOODMAN
All I was told was that the presi~
dent of G.M., General Motors, was
in town, and he wanted to give
the State College News the scoop
of its career. He was at his summer
home, the State Capitol Building.
As I walked in, he was indulging
in his favorite hobby—puppeteering,
The marionette he was manipulating
bore a startling resemb:ance to a
certain American president .
even without the golf clubs,
“Son, come 'here,” he said, drop-
ping his wooden “ho” “We're com-
ing out with a new car, I was going
to name it Edsela after my wife,
but Ford (cuss 'em) beat me to the
punch.
Instead, I'm going to name it
after my favorite son. Come to my
private garage (the basement of
the Public library) and I'll show
you the all new 1958 Shagnasty.”
Buckle!
And he wasn't kidding, for there
in the depths of the library, (8.2
ft. lower than Page gym) he showed
it to me, “Son, ever see a car like
he only Ivy League car ever
He was right—I never had
seen a car like that. It was a con-
vertible about the size of an MG
Ma 22 with the striped top fastened
down by three buttons. The tires
were a Brooks Brothers tweed.
“Son,” he continued, “it’s rear en-
gined. The fan be.ts in the back
».. we even put a buckle on it.”
AS he talked, I noted which model
it was —a Clee-Jet V-10. This
prompted me to ask the rated horse-
power, “Son,” he said, “there are
so many horses under the trunk that
you have to feed it strained oats or
it'll run on Sayles coffee or even
salt in a pinch, That was a pun,
son,” Ha. Ha,
Charcoal Green
The cab was charcoal green with
superchrome blue-black bumpers,
The hood had a center pleat and
the exhaust ports had dual pipes
with interchangeable bowls. By now
he had the door open and the in-
terior in view. “Notice the width of
the front and rear beds, son — a
touch of a button, and they become
seats. The speedometer was gauged
to Mach 1, and next to it was en-
graved the name of a nearby in-
expensive mortician. A twist of a
lever, and two inside windshield
squirts squirted beer. He warned
me that the car was so low that
if one got out too fast, he'd get
. the bends.
Not wanting to extend the inter-
view and risk getting outscooped by
R.P.I., I congratulated the General
and gave the car a good luck thump,
There was an almost, inaudible
quiver, like the wind sighing down
Green Street and then, like the
Deacon’s Magnificent One Horse
Shay, it collapsed with a groan that
would put Gorgeous George to
shame. I checked my timing, full-
raced out, and heard 220 pounds of
General and twenty-five of various
medals collapse with the car, It's
too bad he had to get his double-
breasted suit dirty.
Union Board
Elects Officer
William DeGroat ‘58, Chairman
of Student Union Board, announces
that identification cards must be
used in order to sign out equipment
from the Brubacher office. Also, all
organizations sponsoring functions
in the Student Union must use the
Student Tax Cards to admit stu-
dents.
New Members
Carole Scheu was elected a Jun-
jor member of the Board. Kenneth
Kadet '59 was elected the new Vice-
Chairman of the Board.
Filing Space
There will be a re-allocation of
filing space to organizations, Organ-
izations desiring more space or any
organization not already having
any, may contact DeGroat.
Senate OK’s Controversial Debate Rule;
The first meeting of the Student
Senate was called to order Wednes-
day evening in, of all places, the
main dining room at Brubacher
Hall. Student Association President
Richard Hinck, temporarily without
gavel, presided over the historic
meeting.
Strong Rules
Following a brief welcome to the
Senate by Hinck, the industrious
Senators plowed into the first or-
der of business on the agenda—the
approval of the rules under which
they will operate this semester.
David Fotheringham ‘58, Chair-
man of the Committee of Senators
which drew up the rules, explained
their content to the body. Perhaps
the biggest bone of contention was
DEEP IN THOUGHT in the picture above are the Student Associa-
tion Senators. Heads began to bob up a little later in a lively discussion
of the Rules Committee report.
By JOSEPH SZAREK
the now approved Senate rule which
permits only the Senators and of-
ficers of the Senate to speak at
meetings of the body.
Helwig Shines
Robert Heiwig '60, urged a mod-
ification in this debate rule. He
stated that at a class meeting held
earlier, the Sophomore Class ex-
pressed dissatisfaction with the rule
which forbids entering into debate
by any student at Senate meetings.
Students may, as the rule now
stands, “address the Senate” by ac-
quiring the consent of the President
of the Student Association. At the
meeting, the connotation was given
to the word “address” to imply that
any non-senator must be prepared
before the Senate is in session if he
wishes to speak.
Roll Call Vote
This is the result of a roll call
vote which passed the controversial
Debate Rule: For —Bosomworth,
Fotheringham, Monteau, Patten,
Santanicola, Cass, Harris, King,
Lemoine, Cocca, Youngs, Bennett,
Fowler, Penfield, Walther. Those
voting against the rule were—De-
Francis, Monahan, Seymour, Olivo,
Willis, Yager, Cannizzo, Helwig,
Herbst, and Nesbitt.
Financial Mess
The more interesting part of the
meeting was the attempt by Donald
Rice ‘58, Finance Commissioner, to
acquaint the student legislative
body with the financial difficulties
of Student Association. These are
outlined below
The assets available to SA have
shrunk from $24,000 to trom $3 to 6
thousand. It must be pointed out
that these figures are estimations,
since the final audit of last year
books is not yet complete. (2)
penditures for the college camp and
excessive withdrawals from surp.us
‘e the chief reasons for the sup-
posed shortage.
finance committee of the
enate was empowered to begin an
investigation of SA finances
Hodgepodge
A hodgepodge of committee ap-
pointments were made to investigate
traditions, elections, and finances.
The fate of the sometimes active
Czimpus Commission will be decid-
ed by the Senate in the near future
Also in attendance at the initial
meeting of the year were Dorothy
nd Richard Esner ‘59, co-
chairman of the Junior Guide pro-
gram.
Next week, the SA Senators meet
again—in the Government Room?
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ALBANY, NEW YORK. FRIDAY. OCTOBER 4, 1957
VOL. XLII, NO. 16
Judicial Body
Hears Debate
Rule Appeal
At Tuesday evening's Myskania
meeting, the Judicial Body form-
ulated their rules of procedure and
heard a complaint from a member
of the Student Association.
Court Rules
‘The rules established by the thir-
teen Seniors are to be followed in
all cases of a judicial nature. Lack
of space in this week's issue of the
News does not permit a complete
listing of these rules, but they will
be printed in full next week.
Question of Constitutionality
John Yager '59 appeared before
Myskania and asked for a constitu-
tional ruling on the controversial
debate rule passed by the Student
Senate last Wednesday night. My-
skania presented the charges against
the enate to that body at this
week's meeting of the group. Fur-
ther information on the Senate's
action may be found elsewhere in
this issue.
The debate rule, passed 15-10 in
the legislature, provides that no
member of SA may enter into de-
bate on the floor of the Senate.
Yager feels that this rule is in direct
opposition to the new Student As-
sociation Constitution passed last
spring by SA
Homecoming Challenge
At the freshman class meeting at
1 p.m, today in Page Hall, a repre-
sentative of Myskania will challenge
the freshmen to a “soccer” game to
be played during the halftime of
the annual Homecoming soccer
game.
Staff Seeks
Cover Design
Beverly Petcoft ‘57, Editor,
nounces that the staff of the 1957
N.Y.S.C.T. Directory is looking for
a cover design lo use on the new
Directory. It includes the names,
class, home and school addresses
and telephone numbers of all State
College students, A copy of it is
yiven to each student
an-
Euch year a cover design is drawn
In the class colors of the graduating
class, Anyone interested in this
kind of drawing is urged to submit
his drawing to Miss Petcoff through
Student Mail or at the Gammia
Kappa Phi House before. October 10
‘The designs should be done on white
paper with blue India ink. ‘The de-
sign will be chosen by a committe
of fucully members including Ed-
ward Cowley, Assistant Director of
Art and a member of each class
Any students interested in work-
ing on the stuff of the 1957-58 Di-
rectory is invited Lo come to a meet-
ing at Brubacher Hall tomorrow
afternoon at 1:00 p.m.
Registrar Requests
Schedule Changes
‘The Reistrar, Mrs. Davey,
nounces that if any student has a
change in his schedule he should
report to the Registrar. ‘These
changes include the major and
minor fields, degree sought, or any
other changes sought wifecting the
permanent record. The reason f
this is so that changes can be pr
cesed by the I.B.M. research clerk
in time to be included on a major-
minor report for faculty advisors.
Tf the student has not made the
necessary changes on his record
since he last received a copy of his
official transcript he should report
w the Registrar's office, D108 by
October 11
an-
onstruction OF New Dormitory
ontinues State Expansion Plans
As work nears completion on the
new State College dormitory on
Western Avenue, plans have been
announced for the erection of a
second dormitory in the same area.
To House 600
Evan R. Collins, President of the
College, states that demolition of
the temporary men's residences lo-
cated at 311, 315, and 317 Western
Avenue will begin in a short time.
The second dormitory will be similar
Pictured above are Lincoln
residences which will be demoli
tion.
and
y din the future for dormitory construc-
Demolition of three other buildings in the same block begins soon,
to that now nearing completion.
Following the building of wings on
the two dorms ‘one extending on
Partridge Street towards Sayles
Hall, and the other on Ontario
Street extending towards Pierce
Hall), a total of six hundred stu-
dents will be acommodated
Eat Underground
Students occupying the two new
dormitories will literally “eat under-
ground” in the future. Plans now
Jefferson Halls, temporary men's
call for the area between the two
dorms to be levelled off to the street
level of Western Avenue, This area
above ground will then be developed
into a patio with no access to Dorm
Field. When construction of the
second dormitory begins, a kitchen
and dining hall will be constructed
which will occupy the space on the
basement floors of the two dormi-
tories, and also the area under the
patio.
Union Heights To Remain
Jefferson and Lincoln Hall, lo-
cated at 329 and 331 Western Avenue
will remain men’s residence halls
until the wings of the new dormi-
tories are constructed. The halls
which will shortly be razed are
Adams, Monroe, and Taft.
Library Work Begins
News has also been released that
upon receipt of the architect's draw-
ings, plans for the construction of
the new library will be set in motion
It is expected that actual construc-
tion will begin in the spring.
‘The new library will be located on
the east corner of Thurlow Terrace,
opposite the future State University
headquarters,
Commuter's Center —
Following the removal of the li-
brary to its new home, plans call
for the conversion of Hawley into
a commuter's center. The building
will house a large dining hall, snack
bar, and lounges. Private dining
rooms in the now Upper Library
are also in the offing. It is expected
that the construction of this center
will replace the present cafeterias
in lower Husted
Peek into the Future
In next week's issue of the State
College News, an architect's draw-
ing of the exterior of the new li-
brary will be reproduced for a peek
into the future, Future plans for
ths expansion of the physica) plant
of the college include a new build-
ing for the Milne School, erection
of two buildings to house the Edu-
cation and Science Departments of
the college, and the long-awaited
Partridge Street field house and
Physical Elucation plant.
New York State Teachers’ Association Meets
Next Week To Discuss Professional Problems
Next. Friday the One-Hundred-
Twelfth Annual Meeting of New
York State ‘Teachers Association
Eastern Zone, Albany Si
gins at the Palace Theater
ction, be-
NY> ?
New York State Teachers Associ -
tion is an organization which every
teacher of the State should belong
NYSTA acts us a pressure group for
teaching profession in the various
fields of education It discusses
problems und through the unifica-
tion of the teachers, brings about
Editors’ Note
Marie Dettmer and Joseph Szarek,
Juniors, Co-Editors-in-Chief of the
State College News, request that any
organization wishing an article to
appear in the News to place the
information in the mail box in Low-
er Draper. All information should
be in the box by 3 p.m. Tuesday
afternoon. If the material for the
stories is not available on Tuesday
afternoon, the activity should then
request space to be reserved for
their story before Tuseday. Other-
wise we are unable to guarantee
space to any organization or in-
dividual.
many benefits for the profession.
Student Membership
Student’ membership is aveilable
to all students of this college for
only $1. ‘This is an excellent oppor-
uty to get an insight to the pro-
fession tor which you are preparing
Students who are interested should
contaet any member of the Educa-
hon Department
Two of the important lapies to be
discussed at Uhis year’s annual meet-
ig ure the retirement problems and
the Social Security problems of the
teacher
The Program
9:30 Presentation of Eastern Zone
Execulive Committee
9:35
940
Address of Welcome
Address; “The Human Factor
in Education."
Address: “Moving
Together.”
Remarks: “Are You Meeting
the Challenge?”
Address: “What's Ahead for
Education?"
Announcements
Adjournment
1:15 Forward
10:40
10:45
11:20
11:25
In the afternoon luncheons will
be served, ‘There will be Section
Meetings for the various depart-
ments, ‘These meetings will be held
in various places throughout the
City of Albany
International Film Group Presents
“The High And The Mighty” Tonight
Beverly Rahn '58, President of In-
ternational Film Group, announces
that tonight the feature “The
High and the Mighty”. The color
presentation will be held in room
D349. There will be two showings
7:00 p.m. Admission
is $.25.
“The High and the Mighty” ts the
story of an airplane in distress over
the Pacific Ocean and the varied
reactions of the passengers. John
and 9:30 p.m
Wayne stars with support from
Claire Trevor, Jan Sterling, Robert
Stack, Phil Harris and Lorraine Day
among others.
Future films to be shown by the
International Film Group will be
“Love Me or Leave Me”, “Good
News”, "Bandwagon", "Mr. Robert
“A Star is Born”. “Young at Heart’
“Miracle on 34th Street”, and "Court
Martial of Billy Mitchell”.
Frosh-Soph Get
Together Tonite;
Rivalry Kickoff
“Rivalry Kickoff" will be the
theme of the Soph-Frosh dance to
be held Saturday evening from 8:30
to 12, announces Paul Hooker ‘60,
Vice President.
Committee Heads
Assisting Hooker in the various
capacities are Rosalie Walsh, Grace
Nesbitt, Mark Nye, Kay Belknap,
and Miriam Ptalis, Sophomores, who
wil] take on the responsibilities of
chaperones, decorations, clean - up,
publicity, and name tags, respec-
tively,
Orchestra
Music for the event will be pro-
vided by Jerry Stickles and his band.
Bru dining hall will sure be bouncin’,
Dress
As for dress—go casual, collegiate
or whatever you like. It's informal
—but there's a taboo on bermudas!
Debate Challenge
A highlight of the evening will be
the debate challenge by the Sopho-
mores, Bunny Silverstein and Jack
Trombly will challenge the Red
Devils and they will answer with a
skit headed by Barbara Clapp and
Joel Nadel.
Rivalry Leaders Introduced
Also, Rivalry leaders from both
classes will be introduced, This will
give both teams a chance to see Who
their own as well as the rival class’
leaders are.
All in all, it promises to be a lot
of fun so let's see sixty-one really
meet sixty and come out one hun-
dred per cent for “Rivalry Kickoff!"
Director Lists
Play's Cast
On the first and second of No-
vember the Advanced Dramatics
class of the English Department
will present “A View from the
Bridge" by Arthur Miller announces
Jarka M. Burian, Assistant Professor
of English
Burian states that the cast for the
production has been selected. The
cast will include:
Cast
Arthur Jenkins as Louis; Robert
Congeini, Mike, freshmen; Graham
Zeh, Alfieri; Kenneth Smith, Eddie,
Juniors; Brenda Caswell ‘61, Cath-
erine.
Also im the cast are Adriana
Warner ‘58, Beatrice; Klaus Kauf-
man . Marco; Charles Weed '60,
Tony; Robert Anderson '58, Rodol-
pho; William Gardner '59, First
Immigration Officer; Grant Duffrin
‘61, Mr, Lipari; and Rosemary Sepe
59, Mrs, Lipari.
Direction
“View from the Bridge" is being
directed by Burian and js under
the Technical Direction of James
M. Leonard, Assistant Professor of
English
The problem of Italiau immigra-
on into the United States is the
main concern of the play
Medical Office
Releases Notice
The following is a message from
Janet Hood, State College Physician;
“It Was understood last year when
the college undertook to give students
their first polio shots free of charge
that students would procure their
third shots from their family physi-
clans sometime in November, 1957
‘Thanksgiving weekend would be a
logical time for this, the effect of the
shot interfering in no Way with
gustatory pleasures of the holiday.
It is to be emphasized that it
» takes three injections to produce the
full protection that you need against
polio.”
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Shoo The Flu...
Appearing on page three of this issue of the News is an
article explaining the precautions we may take to make
ourselves less susceptible to the Asian Flu. Read the story,
digest its contents and practice its suggestions.
Ponder these basic facts and then determine if you
can afford to make light of this subject. Cases have been
reported within the Albany District. Other colleges
such as Oswego, Brockport and various local high
schools have announced that they have possible cases,
last night New York City declared an epidemic. None of
this suggests that Albany State will be hit, but it does not
insure us that we won't.
Therefore, we urge each and every one to receive the
vaccine shots when they are available.
Just this once let’s let the other guy be the first . . .
Papermate...
We had the opportunity to survey a few copies of a
petition earlier this week. At first we were overjoyed to
see so many State College students had signed it. The
petition, by the way, was a statement in opposition to the
Senate’s debate rule which we mildly opposed editorially
last week.
On second thought, we began to wonder whether or
not the majority of you signers knew what you were sign-
ing. The validity of your petition is jeopardized, or any
future petition for that matter, unless you back up your
sudden interest.
We oppose the Senate’s debate rule, and we would
naturally like to spark some interest in the affairs of this
school, but we would like to spark some REAL interest.
It takes only a few seconds to jot your name down on
a piece of paper; it takes a few hours of your time to at-
tend a Senate meeting, and it takes a weekend of social
life in Albany to go up and work at the Dippikill Camp.
A big list of names is fine, but we've been around here
long enough to know that students’ interest in anything
around here is practically non-existent. We could be wrong,
but we doubt it.
We’ve made mistakes before (“The High and the
Mighty” plays tonight), but to expect that ALL those
signers are really interested in student activities is just
too much to take. You could prove us wrong—maybe—
how about it?
The Low, The Humble...
Dare we speak of the Senate again this week? Of
course, we do. We would like to inform our legislators
that right now, two people handle the finances of Student
Association. We hardly expect members of the Senate to
also serve on the Finance Committee—it's a full time task
Should the legislators “get around” to establishing a sys-
tem of handling finances next week, we urge that it be
remembered that Student Board of Finance did a rather
good job last year—and its members weren't all members
of Student Council.
The Senate demands control of committees—if they
feel themselves competent to handle the truckload of work
they have yet to dispose of,—fine, go to it!
But before you create a Finance Committee of all
Senators, talk to your Finance Minister and your faculty fi-
nancial advisor. Get their opinions first—then act wisely
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PALACE
Man of a Thousand Faces with
dames Cagney, Dorothy Malone,
Jane Greer and Jim Backus. The
true story of the master of horror,
Lon Chaney. “What was the secret
behind the man behind the thou-
sand faces? Who were the women
who twisted his life and love . . .?”
(Just goes to prove men, whether
you're handsome or ugly, women
can sure bug you up!) The second
feature is The Midnight Story with
Tony Curtis, Marisa Pavan and Gil-
bert Roland. A detective story with
a novel twist. A so-so picture, but
still better than most westerns.
STRAND
The Helen Morgan Story starring
Ann Blyth, Paul Newman and Rich-
ard Carlson, The heart-rending true
story of a singer who hits the big-
time, then the bottle and finally
rock bottom. A 100 proof picture
with a lot of good songs, (dubbed
in by Gogi Grant). One tires though
of drunken scenes piled one on top
of the other. It becomes rather de-
pressing. Also showing is Joe Da-
kota with Jock Mahoney and Luana
Patten. A stirring drama of the oil-
drenched West, Lots of noise
Communications
To whom it may concern:
The delay in sending out grades
to students after June examinations
grows longer and longer as each
year passes by, Most students didn't
receive their grades until August
this past summer, I am certain that
there is not excuse for this ex-
tremely long lapse of time.
The big rush in June for gradua-
tion and registration also exists in
February when registration for the
second semester occurs, Oddly
enough, instructors are required to
have grades recorded and turned in
within twenty-four hours of the
close of the examination. Students
are not allowed to give instructors
self-addressed post cards, nor are
they given their marks directly in
the registrar's office. No school of
equal or greater size seems to have
any trouble getting marks to the
students two weeks after the last
exam,
‘The worst aspect of this situation
is the inconvenience to students and
acministration, without any one
knowing who has passed or failed
AU best, it gives an unfavorable
cast to State, I can only say that
I hope this isn’t one of State's long-
standing traditions.
Dukene Zervas ‘58
Dear Editor,
At Frosh Camp, the odds were
high in our favor to win Rivalry, as
opposed ww this all Une upperclass-
men have accepted the fact Unat this
is just another Rivalry, In other
Words, we, the Chins of 1961, are
olny to Bet beat and beat badly;
lunless We get Our passive “let Geor
do i’ flying, and flying fast, The
Sophs have a very definite adyan-
lage no matter how
Lut we frosh can make up for this
loss by usins any God-given talent
you slice it
We may possess
It is your obligation not only to
your class but ty yourselves as in-
dividuals, to listen to suggestions
to organize our efforts. Not- much
ume will be required of you if you
possess one important factor, a fac-
tor su great we can't even walk Gn
playing field, the stage, or
whatever the place of wction may
be, without it Right now, it is the
(ny Uning Ubat can save us from
bitter defeat. WE the leaders of
your class are waiting. Rivalry will
be as good us won if you will only
mose your apathetic bodies toward
vur one major youl, VICTORY
OVER SOPHS.
Juel Nadel '61
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“Obstinancy and vehemency in opinion are the surest proofs
of stupidity.” —Bernard Barton
VERY DIFFERENT
The first soccer game of the season turned out to be a disappoint-
ment, especially to Garcia's Peds. Last year’s records show that we had
a gocd soccer team and we believe that this year’s team is not an excep-
tion. Getting off to a bad start ofttimes leads to a good finish. Our
belief is that the Peds will come through in fine style. We're with you,
Garziamen, let's hope the rest ot the school is!
ARGUMENTS?
Everybody spends hours blowing off steam, rushing around gathering
support and already-formed opinions betore anyone knows what they
are talking about. It would be nice for instance, if more people knew
the workings of the bills system or how to use Roberts’ Rules. Wnat we
need is a news report on such things as Senate proceedings, an unbiased
report at that
COMPETITION ANYONE?
Frequent social gatherings spice the life of college students. The
annual funetion which took place last Saturday was a large success for
most of those who attended. However, a general opinion has been ex-
pressed in favor of more interclass representation and inter-col-
legiate representation. We hope there will be a few more Statesmen at
the Frosh-Soph Dance, this Saturday.
ANY MEN INTERESTED—ALERT!!
When a team is signed up to | football, someone should take the
responsibility of organizing it and getting enough men to play. Too bad
the Commuters’ Club was the only one of eight tearns failing to present
a roster for the AMIA football league. Action in the league began on
Monday and it is said there will be plenty of top football played daily
this fall. Beverwyck at 4:15 pam.—with plenty of blood!
VER SAY DIE
You may have heard the big beef that’s going around lately about
limited debate. This is the time Myskania really deserves praise. A
petition was brought to them last Tuesday which called “the rule" un-
constitutional. Myskania handled the issue completely impartially, set
up a judicial procedure and is holding a hearing on the matter soon
The hearing is open. It will be the first time the issue is heard com-
pletely objectively. Be there and know what's happening
CASUALTIES?
We thought the wheelchair in the Commons had something to do
with school spirit, or that it might be the property of the Sophomore
Class—just in case.
YOUR PROPERTY
What are we getting out of Camp Dippikill?
so what can we provide? An old boat—says Camp Board
We have no facilities
Well, they're
HE WEEK
the beavers doing?
College Calendar
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4
1:00 pm. Frosh Class meeting, Page
Junior Class meeting, DIL
Veterans’ Party at Yezzis.
The High and Une Mizhty” in D349
Chi Sigma Thet« Open House for Statesmen
Kappa Delta Open House lor Statesmen
Kappa Beta Date Party
“The High and the Mighty
4:00 pm
7:09 pm
8:00 pan
9:00 pan
9:30 pan
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 5
10.09 am. Rivalry Sottball Game
8:30 pan, Soph-Frosh Dance at Bru
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 6
2:00 pan
7:30 pan
mn 1349.
Psi Gamma Open House lor Statesmen
Channing Club meeting at 379 Washington Avenue
Westininster Fellowsiip meeting in Pierce Hall
OCTOBER 7
Kappa Delta Coffee Herr
MONDAY,
8:30 pan for Alpha Pi Alpha
pS ody
VE BATE
ryre 4
CHAMBER Carp oo
‘To Get More Interest?
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1957
PAGE 3
The Onen Mind
By ART PLOTNIK
Fair Warning
A feature on apartments is already
in the planning stages. This will be
a pictorial feature of student apart-
ments, slated to appear in a week
or so. Moral: start fixing up your
crazy little pad and tell the boys
on the News that we can grovel in
hovel.
Fan Mail
I received an anonymous fan let-
ter last Tuesday—my first this year.
I don't know who wrote it, but who-
ever did is going to be very sorry
that she or he didn't sign it when
she or he or it sees it in real live
juicy print. And now, the excerpt.
“Dear Mr. Plancut,
I just read your last column. It
were very amusing. I like your col-
umn. I would really like to see you
someday. Every day in school I look
for you. I wander around looking
for you until some one says to me,
“Hey there, what are you doing?”
Then I answer “I'm looking for
Mister Plancut (I always say Mister
instead of Mr. because I don't believe
in nicknames, besides it is easier
to say). “Have you seen him?” I
add
. A couple days later someone
told me that you had been seen in
the News office, but that you were
now traveling incognito . . . you
shaved.
PS. Please grow another
moustach so that I can find you. I
promise not to embarrass you by
asking for your picture or auto-
graph."
Now do you see the way to fame?
Write me letters. Be clever. Be
loyal. Be obedient. Be trustworthy.
Above all don’t be nervous, don't
ve flustered, don't be scared—pe
PREPARED!
Forum Board Senate Creates Cabinet Post;
Revises Traditions, Customs
By WINFRED YOUNGS
Slates Talks;
Schedules Trip
Lee De Nike ‘59, president of
Forum of Politics, announces that
all students are welcome to become
members of the World Affairs
Council of Albany. Meetings are
held once a month and there is a
special membership fee of $1 for
students.
Among the prominent sponsors of
the Council are Evan R. Collins,
President of the College, and Wil-
liam S, Carlson, President of the
State University
United Nations Trip
One of the projects for the year
will be to organize group trips to
the United Nations. These groups
will obtain tickets to the sessions
and will also attend special briefings
by the United Nations and the
United States personnel
Students who are interested may
sign the sheet on the Forum bulletin
board or contact Mary Montville or
Frances Greenberg, Sophomores
The agenda for Wednesday’s stu-
dent Senate meeting was; committee
reports, presidential requests, and
communications,
A new cabinet post, Minister of
Tradition, was established. This will
be filled, as all cabinet posts are, by
presidential appointment,
Last week, the Finance Committee
was asked to investigate the expen-
ditures and returns to surplus of
the various organizations in the SA
budget. This has been hindered due
to the fact that all books are in
the rather dubious process of being
audited.
In setting up rules, the Finance
Committee ran into the question of
who does what. They drew up a set
of logical, eminently workable (they
worked for Student Board of Fi-
nance last year) rules. Many of
them, however, dealt with financial
policy for the school, and as such,
needed Student Senate's approval to
become part of the working consti-
tution. The Senate, however, de-
are back!
WHAT'S A BARE-HEADED STRONG MAN?
HATLESS ATLAS
A. Richard Miller
Queens College
eas
D
Robert Drupieski
Bucknell
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MAKE 25
MOST POPULAR GAME that ever went to col-
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two-word rhyming answer, For example
What's a big cat shot full of holes? (Answer;
peppered leopard.) Both words must have the
same number of syllables—bleak freak, fluent
truant, vinery finery. Send Sticklers, with your
name, address, college and class to Happy-doe-
Lucky, Box 67A, Mt. Vernon, N. Y. Don’t do
drawings! We'll pay $25 for every Stickler we
use in our ads—and for hundreds that never see
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light up a Lucky. You'll say it’s the
best-tasting cigarette you ever smoked!
simple riddle
cided that they did not want to set
policy right then ... (no, you can't
just go ahead and spend money any
old way, but it might be interesting
to try it—just to see who would
stop you!)
Elections for Junior Class Treas-
urer and Student Senator, also the
13th member of Myskania, will take
place October 11.
This much done, the Senate con-
tinued to inch its way along through
the Traditions Committee report.
Notable among the revisions: the
Fight Song has been substituted for
Arm in Arm on the required song
list, and 3rd time offenders must
apologize to the Sophomore Class
instead of SA.
Hinck read the letter from My-
skania informing the Senate that
an appeal had been made to My-
skania against the controversial de-
bate procedure in the Senate rules
approved last week, Student Senate
voted to have David Fotheringham
prepare a brief in defense of Sen-
ate's rules and present it to My-
skania in the open hearing.
Good Health
Prevents Flu
Since some cases of the Asian
Flu have been reported in Albany
and the tri-city area, Anna E. Love,
Assistant Professor of Health and
Safety Education, announces the
best procedure to prevent contract-
ing the flu;
First, keep in good health by eat-
ing nutritious foods and by keeping
clean and washing hands frequently.
Get sufficient sleep each night, and
avoid drafts and crowds when pos-
sible since prolonged and inter-
mediate contact appears to be a
measure of spreading the Asian
Flu. Then, procure the vaccine as
soon as it is made available.
Veterans Sponsor
Membership Party
The Veteran's Society will sponsor
a membership party at Yezzis this
afternoon from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m,
This will be a chance for new
Veterans of State to get acquainted
with each other informally
‘The plans for a dinner dance and
two "Buck Socials” will be discussed
at the meeting.
Refreshments will be served
“FREE” for al] Vets at the member-
ship party
Officer Begins
Job Placement
Ronald Dickson, Placement Offi-
ce began interviews on September
30. Seniors and graduate students
who expect to complete their degree
requirements at the close of this
semester, ire asked to secure regis-
tration material and arrange for an
interview appointment in the Place-
ment Office. If you do not seek
placement for February 1958, but
ure yraduating, you are requested to
state that fact in the Placement
Office.
Columbus
discovered
America.
Have YOU
discovered the
SNACK BAR?
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1957 PAGE 5
IM Scores || Sport Spellght
Svort spotlights shine on two foot-
ball athletes this week.
Final The quarterback, Ed Vesneske led
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1957
RAGE 4
This week's football scores by’
State College Secretary Wins New Soccermen Travel To Geneseo;
Automobile In National Contest Farleigh Dickinson Cops Opener mbt fom
By DAVE MILLER re , Y F : ; 4 ee
A roast beef dinner at the Coach ; F , ~ & ‘ - SLs 25 SLS in its win over Ridge by scor-
& Four Restaurant, Quail and West- Western New York will get its match after dropping a close game ° Ridge .. 0 ing once and passing for another
first taste of Albany State soccer one week a3o to Farleigh Dickinson
ern, won a new hard-top convertible APA 13 TD. Don Donato of Sayles sparked
for Mary Sill, Secretary to Oscar E.
Lanford, Dean of the College.
Miss Sill was one of eight grand
prize winners in a nationwide res-
taurant sweepstakes to encourage
dining out. Restaurant customers
throughout the country signed and
mailed some 34 million entries.
Official presentation of the 1957
Skyliner car was made to Miss Sill
at the Coach and Four by William
Captain, New York Eastern Division
Institutional Sales Manager for
Kraft Foods. Also present were
Robert Pilcher, Chicago Assistant
National Institutional Sales Man-
ager and Madison Kern, Kraft Sup-
ervisor here, Kraft sponsored the
sweepstakes in cooperation with the
National Restaurant Association.
Gift Certificates
The Coach and Four, in addition
proved to have a cinderella touch
for several other customers. It was
the only individually-owned restaur-
ant in the country to have winners
of $100 meal gift certificates, good
in any restaurant, in addition to the
grand prize winner.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Satter
Thwait operate the Coach and Four,
Mr. Robert L. Van Scoy, Hampton
Bays, Long Island, New York was
a winner of a $100 meal certificate.
Van Scoy is a former State College
Student.
Gerald Drug Co.
217 Western Ave. Albany, N. Y.
Phone 6-3610
MISS SILL is all set to take her new car out for its first jaunt.
We should be so lucky?
ChanningClub
Plans Lecture
Barbara Hillman ‘59, Publicity Di-
rector for Channing Club announces
that its first meeting will be on
Sunday, October 6, at 7:30 p.m., 379
Washington Avenue, to discuss the
Ten Commandments.
Minister Speaks
Before the discussion is opened
to the group, the minister of the
First Unitarian Church, James
Madison Barr, will speak briefly on
the premise that the Ten Command-
ments are insufficient as guides to
modern living and are revered more
for their supposed divine origin than
for any reasoned understanding of
the commandments themselves or
the history and background of their
compilation.
Union Heights
Elects Officers
Union Heights, the new
dormitories at 311-331 Western Ave-
enue, elected Wednesday evening
their house officers for this year,
states Robert Nielsen ‘59, President
mens’
The men who will serve in an
official capacity from the Class of
‘59 are Nielsen, President; Frank
Favat, Secretary; and Bill Garnar,
Historian, Patrick Moylan and Rob-
ert Austin, Sophomores, were elect-
ed to the posts of Treasurer and
Athletic Director respectively, Rick
Merrit ‘61 will fill the Vice-President
space.
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this weekend when the Peds make
their longest trip of the season to
Geneseo for a Saturday afternoon
Battle Of The
Push Ball Minds
By BOB CONGEMI
The Pushkall game has be-
gun.
: Frosh can’t win.
: Why?
No experience.
What's experience?
That which will win Rivalry
for us. [t does every year
A score for the frosh!
Lucky score!
We've yot the ball again.
Someone's hurt.
Carry him out! He's a Soph
: Broken leg? He's in pain.
: No, broken finger
Soph: Rough game
Frosh; We're winning!
Chorus: A point for the Sophs!
krosh: Sneaked in there
Soph: Now we've got you
Frosh: A frosh is hurt
Soch: No, just drunk
Be ‘osh: They're carrying im off, too.
You always carry drunks off.
Was he at Yezzi's with the
others?
No, W.T.
W.T.!! Todo my
there.
Now we've got you moving
T do loads of studying thers
Sopa: We're in your territory,
Frosh: Wonder ‘if I'll be on the
Dean's list with all this
studying?
Soph: Ball's out of bornds. The ball
rolled into Occie's!
Wonder if (ll pass French.
Still out of bounds, The ball
volled behind the bar,
Chort >:
£oph:
Frosh
F r ‘ash
£ozh
Frosh study! 9;
Soph
Frosh
Soph
Frosh
Soph
Chorus
Soph
e ball in Occie's!
Frosh score again!
Game's almost over
winning
Frosh: T'ye been ull over this town
of Alkany
If it's not too late, we'll score.
Tn only two weeks, I've seen
the whole town
Soph: Even Green Strei
‘Continued on Page
You're
Soph
Frosh
Column 2)
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Near Washington Ave.
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Badges, Steins, Rings
Jewelry, Gifts, Favors
Stationery, Programs
Club Pins, Keys
Medals, Trophies
UNIVERSITY 2.0. BLDG
171 Marshall st.
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Carl Sorenson, Mgr.
on the victor's home grounds.
The only Albany score in the 2-1
contest was made by All-American
Carl Maxson, who booted a pass
into the nets at 6:18 of the second
period. This provided a brief lead
for the Peds which was erased when
Jim Brancato slapped in the ri
bound off State goalie Gus Tillma
to tie the score. Bill Warring then
turned hero by tallying FDU's win-
ning goal at 12:13 of the third period
on a pass from his wingman, ziving
the Maroon and White a lead they
never relinquished. Throughout a
hectic fourth period State put tre-
mendous pressure on the FDU goal.
Changes Mapped
Of more importance to the game
to be played tomorrow is the state-
ment issued by Coach Joe Garcia
after last week's game, when he
declared that, “the experiment is
statement in reference to
ct that he used only fourteen
nlayers in se combinations—
and later that, “any position is open
to contention"—taken to mean that
the Ped Mentor, now in his eighth
year, considers no one a sure bet
to make the trip to Geneseo this
afternoon,
Cox Al Goat
Elaborating on his statement,
Garcia indicated that he planned
to use Gus Tillman, who played
well in goal Friday, on a line, re-
ing him in the nets with Dick
This should add more of a
scoring punch to the line as well
as height, a factor which had a
great deal to do with the outcome
of last week's Uff at FDU. He also
contemplated putting Paul Dammer
ina halfback spot rather than a
fullback position, along with M
Miller, a Middleburgh freshman.
Miller played a good game at for-
ward last week but appeared to be
less comfortable on the line uhan
in the halfback slot to which he
was accustomed.
Bench Mits: Lou Delsignore, who
wis yreat last season, looks like he
even be greater this year
Backer played a great first halt
Carl Maxson is living up to his All-
American form
JV Soccer
Needs Men
Jov Varoulo, newly appointed Jun-
jor Varsity Soccer Coach, announced
this week that tomorrow's JV yaune
t Orange County Community
College may be called off unless
men report to play for the
Phe JV Soccer Couch stated uhiat
he didn’t have even twenty players
and could use assistance from men-
vers of any class. JV Soccer does not
mean only freshinen and Sopho-
mores
No Experience Necessary
‘Those interested in trying fur the
JV squad need not have any previ-
ous soccer experience, but only the
desire to help MU the soccer ranks
for Albany State
In order to meet with those in
terested, Coach Vaeroulu will be at
Brubacher Hall Us afternoon at
4150 ‘There must be some men i
terested enough to keep JV Succer
alive
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FUTILE ATTEMPTS. The above offensive maneuvers by the Ridge Runners went in vain on Monday
as SLS outplayed them to the tune of 25-6. On the left, Tom Baughan carries for the first down, but is about
to be stogped by SLS's Tom LaRochelle, On the right, Ed Demske and Tom Treadway of SLS converge on
Ridge passer, Dick Burns, who sent the pigskin flying just in time,
SLS Wins League Opener;
APA Tops Sayles Hall, 13-0
By JIM DOURERTY
In the opening game of the AMIA football league, SLS
scored easily over the Ridge Runners. By the time the
final whistle had blown, the strong SLS team had rolled
up a score of 25-6 over their opponents.
After a scoreless first quarter, SLS came alive. Midway
Holds Elections;
Fi through the second period, Ed Vesneske broke loose for 15
Bowling Tryouts yards and paydirt. A few minutes later, Tom Buckley in-
In order to complete the ranks of tercepted a Ridge pass and raced 20 yards for another SLS
AMIA council, there will be elections score, Thus the score at the half was 12-0 in favor of SLS.
for a freshman representative and
AMIA treasurer. Nominations for
these offices open today and will p hb Il
close on Tuesday at § p.m. Elections F US a
will be held a week from today. Any /¢ aime <4, Columns) scored the extra point. At the end
freshmen is eligible for the fresh- ential aig 4, Column) Or the third quarter, SLS had a
man office and any male undegrad- Fresh: Even Green Street, You were 19-9 advantage.
uate is eligible for the treasurer iy Dig |HEOLDE
Soph: That frosh is really hurt
position
Bowling Tryouts Frosh: Perhaps, he'll die
: eek ig the Soh: No more exams for him
Also unnounced this week is the Prhch. Nothing more to cram,
fact that Varsity bowling tryouts & pte eM.
will open at the Rice Bowling Alleys popu, Te game is Starling agin’ because they turned around and
0s green shirt
on Western Avenue this weekend. a eee used the exact same play to get
In order to qualify, each bowler go-1), ‘The pushbull just rolled over their lone touchdown, A single pass
must roll a total of nine games in") the poy in the green shirt, {0m Joe Garcia to Ron Barr kept
three game series, He must not prosh: Block the ball! the losers from suffering a shutout.
bowl more than three games at scy:h: The Sophs scored. The final score, SLS—-25 and Ridge
any one time. At least a two hour Frosh: The game's over. Ended in a Runners—6,
break in between is required tle 5 ;
‘Those who qualify for the team soch: No one wins. Who will win? “TA i adic a 1S emeanuents
will bowl against Union, RPI, ABC, Frosh: Win. what? Toth Wh AN thea. wlio
MVTI and Siena College on Tuesday soph: Rivalry Hall’ teal “Aller, Dude: Burroughs
nights at the Siena College alleys. Frosh: T don’t know remeeed a Wsseed vant 1a he
These towns constitute the Capital Soph: Do you care? first quarter, Hoot Stefano ran for
District Intercollegiate League Frosh: T don't know that either. (ye touchdown from the 5-yard line
The final play of the opening per-
tod, a long pass to ‘Tom Hoppey
set up the second APA score. On the
opening pkty of the second stanza,
Ron Webb passed to Stan Davie in
. the end zone, ‘Tom ‘Thompson made
the extra point on another pass
Ex-Marines And i from Webb. AU the close of the first
hall it was APA, 13, and Sayles
Weak Reserves fall,
It will be interesting to watch a of last your's Jeague due to injuries
new addition to this year’s AMIA Captain Phil Shephard stated in an
foothill circuit mainly because they interview the other night that he
have a pair of backfield men who hgures on a tir team, capable ot
were together throughout their sery- ie Tew upsets, but weal on reserves
ee carver in the Marines. ‘The team and would be severely hurt by in-
is the Union Heights squad and the juries to any first string men
(vo ex-Marines:aredohn ChQimnt — eB as going Ud work ‘offensively
and Tack) Merritt, both freshmen. qrome a split-"T offense. ‘Their pass
‘These two will share the quarter=qiye will be furnished by quarterback
backing tor a verdant, i that the “pony Careellos and) Dave. Pitkin
quad Is composed inminty of fresh= When the Washington Avenue frat.
mien, but confident team men take the held for the first time
Thursday, they will meet Union
Sinlthie Contes, of lee Heights. Shephard was undecided on
According to captain Bob AUSUD. jus first string line, but said it will
the Heightsmen will work out of a ayer soul TR neous
siide wing offense with) emphasis
On passing. Their line averages close
to 18) piatids und is centered
around aw varsity) wrestler by) the
name of Joel Suuth. Smithy is a
ruranger to no one in the sports
circles and can be rement fced as
one of Coach Garcia's heavyweight
grapplers Last) winter
Other first. string men on the
squad include ends, Id Wilson, ‘Tom
Whitficid and Ed Whalen and backs
Pat Moylan and Fred ‘Thumbart
Their opening game was phiyed yes
terday against Potter Club.
IM Association
The only touchdown of the third
od came on a sparkling 35-yard
run by Parker Mathusa. Bob Sischo
SLS's final touchdown came on a
well executed leeper" play. Ves-
reske fired a TD pass to Randy
Dudley in the end zone. The Run-
ners seemed to have liked this play
victory
Kampf Kommen'
Corer Ontario & Benson
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FLORIST and
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College Florist for Years
ALL UPPERCLASSMEN AGREE!
It’s CENTRAL VARIETY
Molding Hooks
Paints
Clothes Driers
Study Lamps
Contact Paper
Over-the-Door Hangers
Special Discount for State Functions
Weak Reserves
Kappa Beta is returning to uction
this year after having to drop out
313 Central Avenue Below Quail Street
0 the Sayles line against APA.
On Compus MacGhuhean
(By th Author of “Rati wound the Flag Boys!” ele
WHAT EVERY YOUNG COED
SHOULD WEAR
Gather round, girls. Flip open a pack of Marthorvs,
light up, enjoy that fine flavor, that good filter, relax and
listen while Old Dad tells you about the lutest campus
fashions.
The key word this year is casual, Be casual. Be sls p-
dash. Be rakish. Improvise. Invent your own ensembles
—like ski pants with « peek-a-boo blouse, like pajains
bottoms with an ermine stole, like a hockey sweater wilh
a dirndl,
(Dirndl, incidentally, is one of the truly f ings
words in the English language. The word ovig inated on
June 27, 1846, when Dusty sigafoos, the i: 5 BOLD
and Indian fighter, went into the Golden Nuey
in Cheyenne, Wyoming, to see Lily Langtry. Misa Lane br
did her dance in pink tights. Dusty had never secn any~
thing like that in his life and he was mueh j .
Tle thought about her all the way home. W
Wr be car june bs we Falspot wus Wein
home his wife Feldspar was waiting to show him a new
skirt she hia ul made for hersell, “How do you like my icw
skirt, Dusty?” asked Feldspar. He looked at the lar
voluminous 4 nie nt, then Chought of (he pink tights © 4
Lily Langtry. “Your skirt is darn dull,” said Dusty.
“Darn dull” was later shortened to dirndl, which is how
dirndls got their name.)
But 1 digress. We were smoking a Marlboro and
talking about the latest campus styles, Casual, we agree,
is the key word. But east! need not mean drab. Lives
up your outfits with a touch of glamor. leven the lowiy
dungaree and man-shirt combination ean be mile es
citing if you'll adorn it with a simple neckliee of 120
matched dinmonds. With Bermuda shorts, wear knees
cymbals, Be guided by the famous poet, Cosme tigi! os
(whose cousin Dusty invented the dirndly, whu wrot.:
Sparkle, my beauty,
Shimmer and shine,
The night is young,
The av's like wine,
Cling toa leaf,
Hang ona vine,
Crawl on your billy,
Ls time to dine
(Mr. Sigafoos, it should be explained, was writing
about a glawworm. Tnseets, as everyone knows, are
tong. Mr. Sigitfoos’ favorite subjects for poetry, Who
can ever forget his immortal Ode Toa Boll Weeedls ¢
his Tumbling Mong with the Tumbling Trumblibug? Gr
his Bly Gently, Swot Aphid Mas Sigafoos las been tae
active sinee the invention of DDL.)
But 1 digress. We were smoking a Marthoro and
cussing fashion. Let us turn now to headwear Phe not
in hats this year will be fumiliar Amerie scenes Phare
will be models to fit every head: for example Fis
pire State Building” for tall, thin he: the
Memorial” for squatty heads; “Niagara Balls"
senips, Feature ob the colleetion is the ‘yt
Liberty,” complete with a tore that aetuaily huis,
"his is very handy for lighting your Maulbores, wii 4
is terribly important beewuse no matter how good
Marlboros are, they're nowhere unless you light then
© May Shutiwan tad
he
Whatever you wear, girls—and men too—you'll find the perfest
accessory is Marlbu.o, whose makers take pleasure in bring.
you this column (uoughout the school year.
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1957
State Has Frosh, The Cauldron Bubbled —
State Has Sophs, The Cauldron Hissed
BY DAVID GOODMAN
“the club needs new BLOOD—all
BAD, YELLED the DEVIL to AT-
TILA the KILLER and other as
SORDID MEMBERS." you could see
he was BURNING UP— FLAMES
SHOT from his head! isn't it so
ADOLPH?"
“das Ist.” (pronounced DECEAS-
ED) GOLIATH—give me the book
of SINNERS.” given it, he RED it
in a CRIMSON light WITCH was
leing emited from a Bubbling and
Hissing Cauldron~he began
“... ADAM... ALCOHOL . .
BABEL... BABYLONIA ... CAL-
UMET CITY .. . COLLEGE, AL-
BANY STATE euREEKa—AS,C.T.
is a HOTBED of SIN hmmm...
state has frosh.”
The Cauldron Bubbled.
—‘state has sophs,”
The Cauldron Hissed.
—‘well, here's one soph that
doesn't use ONLIWON; he uses 7 or
8, he's TERRIBLE—he'll be here—
huh GHENGIS?"
“han gi ton Plot nik,” (freely
translated means—“sure boss"—
—“and here's an extravagant one
—buys Je coop pencils and spends
his hard-earned heroin money by
playing i'm available at the union.
He's... NASTY eh NIKOLAI?"”
“that's blimey bad,” offered CAP-
TAIN KIDD. being a drunken pi-
rate with rough hands, he had a
bad case of Bar-Knuckles.
—"they're beer drinkers all; their
favorite greeting is—''See two of you
later inebriator." the response is—
“When i'm crocked a while, croco-
dile.” and the book continues. . .
their frosh are communist DEMON-
straters ... small wonder they use
vial language in chemistry class,
that school is HELL-BENT." hap-
pily he trotted over to his world
map and on albany he put a red
button saying Alpha Sigma Chi Tau
chapter—2500 members, NASSER his
pet monkey laughed.
FROSH pictured above call for the assistance of their “friend from
below” in the Class of '61's fight for the Rivalry Cup.
Applications For Fulbright
Scholarships Available Now
Edward P. Shaw, Professor of
Modern Languages, announces that
competition for Fulbright and Bue-
nos Aires Convention scholarships
for graduate study abroad for 1958-
59 will close November 1.
Fulbright awards for pre-doctoral
study and research may be used in
Europe, Latin America and Asia.
The scholarships cover transporta-
tion, tuition, books and maintenance
for one academic year. The Buenos
Aires Convention scholarships pro-
vide transportation from the United
States government and maintenance H:
from the government of the
fellowships are United States citi-
college degree
equivalent by the time the award
will be used, knowledge of the lan-
guage of the country
sufficient for study, and good health
Applicants not more than 35 ye:
of age are yiven preference
Seniors and graduate students who
award should see Shaw
Room 339, immediately
Sororities Announce Election
Results, Initiate Members
Some of the sororities on campus
have had replazement elections for
various offices and are planning
open houses and pledge services.
Judy Swan ‘58, President, an-
nounces that Donna Lee Anderson
"60 was elected Treasurer of Inter-
sorority Council in a replacement
election,
Psi Gamma
Psi Gamma is holding an Open
Eosuse for Statesmen on Sunday
fiom 2 to 5 p.m., states Patricia
Kennedy ‘58, President. The fol-
lowing were elected to offices: Ju-
dith Ambrosino ‘58, Song Leader
Catherine Olinger, Historian; Bar
Director Lists
Placements For
All Students
Gerald W. Snyder, Associate Pro-
{cssor of Education, announces that
Seniors and all others teaching
within the next semester will meet
to discuss their placement for stu-
dent teaching.
All assignments for student teach-
ers will be made in the next two
weeks,
Check Bulletin Board
Anyone who will be student-teach-
ing next semester is asked to check
the bulletin board by the office of
the Director of Education. The bul-
letin will announce times and rooms
in which placement will be discuss-
ed. The Director's office is located
ron the first floor of Richardson
Hall
Snyder, who is Supervisor of So-
Studies in the Milne School,
states that this announcement ap-
plies not only to those in the Social
Studies Department, but to anyone
who expects to teach next semester.
bara Thornhill, Assistant Treasurer,
Juniors; Mildred Pasek, Sports Cap-
tain; Evelyn Gilbert, Marshal,
Sophomores.
Sigma Phi Sigma
Frances Offright and Linda Reit-
berg, Sophomores, were initiated
into Sigma Phi Sigma Monday eve-
ning, announces Frieda Cohen ‘58,
President.
Phi Delta
Patricia Gearing '58, President,
announces the results of Phi Delti
rcplacement elections: Carole Altic
39, Intersorority Council Represent-
ative; Donna Harris, Co-Rush Cap-
tain; Jean Graziano, Athletic Di-
rector, Sophomores.
Chi Sigma Theta
Chi Sijma Theta will hold an
Cpen House for Statesmen at 8 p.m.
this evening, announces Eileen Lal-
ley ‘38, Vice-President. Initiation
sorvices will be held for Ramie Sepe
"39, Kay O'Connor, Beverly Burke,
Marcia Cavanaugh, Joyce Arthurton
and Prudy Williams, Sophomores.
Dorm Elects
New Officers
Gail Rogers ‘60, Publicity Director,
announces that on Tuesday, Sep-
tember 24, the women of Madison
House elected their new house of-
ficers. Ruth Jebbett ‘58, President,
conducted the meeting
Officers Elected
Those elected were: Vice Presi-
dent, Kathleen Bonk; Secretary-
Treasurer, Marilyn Hastings; Ath-
letic Director, Barbara Smith, Jun-
iors. Miss Rogers was appointed to
the position of Publicity Director
House is located at 72
and accommodates
days. Look 'em over
equalled for rich flavor
and easygoing mildne:
Camels than any other
cigarette,
Sure are lots of fads and
fancy stuff to smoke these ry
then settle down with Camel,
a real cigarette. The exc!
sive Camel blend of costly
tobaccos has never been
So good and mild...
the finest taste in smoking!
BF Reynolds Tobacco Company, Winston Salem, N,Q,
HAVE A REAL CIGARETTE-
HAVE A
u-
Today, more people smoke
State College News
ALBANY, NEW YORK, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1957
2.462 VOL, XLII, NO. 17
Alumni Return In Annual Homecoming Weekend;
Rally, Parade, Dance, Highlight The Festive Activities
a i) Students To Attend
Dormitory Ceremony
Starting tonight and lasting through tomorrow and
Sunday, State College will celebrate its traditional
Homecoming Weekend,
This evening at 8:30 p.m. the cheerleaders of the
College will hold a bonfire and pep rally at Bever-
wyck Field in honor of the soccer team,
Saturday at 11 a.m. Evan R, Collins, President
of the College, will lay the cornerstone for the new
dorm being built on Western Avenue
Parade
The Homecoming Parade will start forming at 12
noon. It will be led by Rosemarie Santanicola ‘58,
the 1956 Soccer Sweetheart. Her court will be com-
posed of the following: Sue Russell ‘58, Gail Klien-
mun ‘59, Ann Flemming ‘60, and Mary Lou Denny ‘61
The court was picked by the members of the Home-
coming Committee.
The floats entered in the parade will be judged on
effort, originality, and the finished product, ‘The
judges are: David Hartley, Dean of Men; William
roved by Kenneth Kadet, David Youst, Dumbleton, Assistant Professor of English; Martha
andidge, Arlene Leaning, Winifred Youngs, Egelston, Assistant Professor of History; Richard Feld~
Mrs. Joseph Gareia; Robert Fox, Ken-
Judicial Body ~:~ |
Vote Finishes
Debate Case
Myskania met Tuesday evening
and unanimously yoted not to hear
the case of John Yager ‘59 versus
the Student Senate. The judicial
body issued this statement in their
refusal to decide on the issue of the
constitutionality of the Senate's de-
bate rule
he Statement
“Alter careful consideration of thy
charges, it is the opinion of this
Court that there is no legal case
the plaintiff, John Yager, has suffer-
ed no personal damages resulting
from the Senate Debate Rules.
Therefore, his case is one
only. ‘The Court
vod that the rules,
mecoming were
Montebello, Ann Flemming, Joyce
‘Traskus. Not present in the picture were Robert Fox, Sue man, grad
ul Barbar;
dures, or activities of any organiza” Goadrich, and Bruno Rogers neth Kadet, and Winifred Youngs, Junior
tion operating under the ‘Studen The parade will go from Brubach-
Associition Constitution may rightly er Hall to Bleeker Field, Students
ass ban-
lot,
ame under judicial review by My- . ee Wis WwW k E should meet behind their c
ski is 'ormat spiaine = CQ-~Chairmen Announce Activities Week Events te ithe ate
constitutionality of such rules, ee Ea ee Renee Gk be judged
CCE: Including Skit, Presentation, And Snake Dance in a parade through Brubacher
Myskania Rules of Op driveway and a coffee hour will be
ation
arilyn Leach 58, Chaitman of activities Week for freshmen will Press Bureau Debate Council planned at Brubacher at 1:00 p.m
My ‘ announces ir oe ae begin Tuesday evening at 7 pan Primer Forum There is a $25 prize for the best
the rules under which the judicial ounces Connie Olivo and Carol 8-9 p.n. Upper Lounge 4-9 pan, Upper Lounge Hout entered in the parade
body will operate this semester, || Aiuic, Juniors, Co-chairmen of the — Campus Commission Women's Athletic Association Soccer Game
Th order ta provide for a system- ANC. Student Union Board Athletic Men's Intramural Assoc. «the gtute College Soccer ‘T
atic presentation of the arguments “ie schedule for the Week is us Red Cross Outing Club The State College Soccer Team
in pending eases, Myskania will de- ,, THe. aie Cee CUD will play Adelphi Colege immediate-
pend upon the submission of written TOUON Pe eed ly after the parade at Bleeker Field.
Wednesda Thursday All are asked to attend this game
briefs by the parties. After official Tuesday
‘ania notification of the plain- 7 -8 p.m. Brubacher Lower Lounge — 7-8 p.m. Lower Lounge 7-8 pm, Upper Lounge and give the team moral support.
‘s yes, the defense must sub- — Pedagogue Dramatics and Arts Council American Chemical Society Receptions will be held at the
iat ie over wanin two dae. State College News Music Council Commerce Club Greek Houses at 5:30 p.m. for the
briefs must contain all pertinent in- Distributive Education Club former members of the houses,
International Film Group The Graduates will be honored at
formation, including affidavits, com-
ments by involved individuals,
ments, and any other previous
tions or decisions that have been
rendered in relation to this specific
case
Myskunit reserves the right of
writ of certiorari, which is the right
to call up cases for review
Following compliance with the
above rules, the plaintiff and de-
fense will appear before the Court
for hearings. Lack of space does not
permit publicaion of the Hearing
Rules at this time
CampusChestStartsMonday;
Ask StatesmenToContribute
Marion Scioi
on this project
Co-chairmen, announce 39, in churge of
Campus Chest Drive is
be held from October 14 to 19
hundred dollars is hoped to ve col-
Herbst, ‘Treasurer
Robert Helwig
Jentolt- Nilsen.
he faculty advisor of the Campus
Alsou working various Ways emphasizing the theme,
Next Friday night at 8 pam. there
will be a skit and Banner Presenta-
lion the of 1961, state vhe
Chairmen. At 9 pan. there will be
a Snake Dance to Brubacher Hall,
and at 9:15, a Sing and Bonfire at
Beverwyck field.
Chairmen for the week include
Sing, Sally Harter ‘58; Publicity
Brenda Buchanan '59; Maintenance.
Hervert Walthers; Skit, June Alex-
ander and Patricia Demember;
Snake Dance, Marion Silverstein
Bonfire, Charles Fowler, Sopho-
mores, Refreshments will be served
fo)
a dance from 9 p.m, 1 a.m,, at the
American Legion on New Scotland
Avenue, Administration and
members are urged to attend als
Junior and Senior women have 2
am. hours for the dance
Chaperones for the dance are:
Frank Carrino, Assistant’ Professor
of Modern Language and Mrs. Car-
vino; ‘Townsend Rich, Professor of
English and Mrs, Rich
Sunday there will be a jazz con-
vert in Brubacher Hall from 3 to 6
pan, Zach Clements '59 will provide
the music. A twenty-five cent donu-
tion wil be collected tor the Campus
be solicitations In group houses and yy student Union Bourd Chest Campaign
Junior Class Votes Today Ssh ste ”
To Elect Treasurer, Senator "smi ve ran» Traditions Committee Lists
jazz concert to be held Sunday an
Constitution forbids Brubacher. The concert is part of
Elections tor Jumior Cliss treasver Theo y, i us
ind senator will be held today, ae- the President of the student body Homecoming Weekend and will fea~
vordine te David Potheringhan ‘8, trom situa on Myskanit, which ture Zareharic Clements ‘59. A movie
was not the ease in the past will also be shown on Saturday
Chiawrman of the Senate's: Election
Committee
Three Candidates
Richard) Hinek ‘58 night, October 19 lowing tradition revisions announces aassmen muy give more than
The funds are distributed on wn Robert He,wig ‘60, Freshmen shall be two warnings to the same. person
international, mation, and focal required to know “College of the Warnings uy be uppealed to My
Last sprain
wis elected to) Myskina, but b
cause of the new Constitution, Wis:
ee Juuntor Chass Vote Lor at
aie ee i Bilis David loreed to resp scope. ‘The mcome has been allotted Kiupire Suite", “Fight Song”, and ania, Each warning must be pluced
Youst, Who resmuied the position Committee Members to the World University Service, Na~ "Lite Ly Very: Dilferent” by Novem in the Warning Box inal
The one eandidate entered in that Members of the elechon commit tonal Sehobuship wd Service Mund: name, charweter of offense, ume
race is dane Showermin tec are) Potheringham, Natihe Lee tor Negro Students, the University Penalties date, plice where olfense occurred
" Athens, Greeee, and the Alaany The peniies tor tradivon violu- and the name of the person giving
son mome “9. Dougkes Penfield and
herd Kaner and Sieve J) :
Tuehied Kener wid ¥ Community Chest tions shall be: First offense: Warh- the warning,
ings trom Student Senate that such
Are competine: tour the post af Sena- Fr
tor trem the Class of 1959. atl i 3 ‘le sifliees 4
Mrs sane gw a College Doctors Inform Students Of secant ‘The mune of tie vitae Student Receives
i shall be published in the state Col-
the lower peristyle of Draper Hall ° . 4 on M h * *
lege News, ‘Third. ‘The oltender
0 win through 3p H | | | h i athe
uty hita’s me Release Of Flu Vaccine, Polio Shots iss, Som Hal, Fy sti matics Prize
Senate bullet hoard the Husted Janet Hood and Rudolph Schaudt, the vaceiwe will arrive for distriby- Sophomores, Fourth: Offender shall | Ralph A. Beaver, Chairman of the
s iN r “es Collese Physienins, announce that fon, it as recommended that stu- hot be allowed to parcipate in any Mathematies Department, announ-
Na Mechanic Goinitali®s The Agin Fw vncenie Will be given dents reeeve the shots trom ther tivulry events occurring after the ces that the Mathematics Depart-
@ saan Ss " arrives All students own physicaus i possible time of the offense. Filth: Four ment has awarded the Freshman
return the siqued Dr. Hood and Schmidt also state Warnings constitute automatic ex- Mathematics Achievement Prize for
Elecuon of the thirteenth member as soon its it
wn Was to be held toda ader 21 l 1
ol Myskunta was to be held today under m mematios Achlevemient Py
ik Canmzzo, Sophomore:
college will pulsion from office and ineligibility 1951
three upperclasses of the pernussion shp to the Student Per- that even though the u D 50-57 A
ea lieae a all cise for the Bainel Olfice before they may re- not give third polio shots, they are to run for office during the fresh- The prize consists of an embossed
india hive deelined ceive the shot iecessury, to produce proper pro- man year, which includes spring volwne of mathematical tables sup-
veereseutly, Myskunia is composed — Anyone Wilh a sensiuvity tv eggs tection, Students who received vhe elections. plied by the Chemical Rubber Com-
fu. innocultions lust Spring should get Warning Procedure pauy, and awarded annually to the
of twelve Seniors, although the Stu-- should not receive the vaccine r on on \ 1
dent Assocation Constitution calls dents over 21 can receive the shots their Just shot sometime in Novem- All upperclassmen except Gradu- number of the class with the high-
for a Judicial Body of thirteen per- without the signed permission ber, prelerably at ‘Thanksuiving, or ate Students may give Warnings to est math average during their first
ie Suice there is no guarantee When at the hitest, Christinas any freshman ut the college except year at State
sOns
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