State College News
NEW YORK STATE COLLEGE FOR TEACHERS
EsTADLisHED BY THE CLASS OF 1918
VoL. V. No. 4
ALBaNy, N. Yo October 21,
1920
~ $2 00 Per YEAR
FIRST ANNUAL CAMPUS DAY- OCT. 23
Basket Ball Schedule Arranged
FIRST ANNUAL CAMPUS
DAY
Remember this date! Al
suicee: will be one of the most
jmportant in your college year, Tt
is something which State College
has always needed —a real get-to-
gether on the college campus for
day of sport carly in the col
year, The Physieal Edw
Chih is most admirably: handling
the affair and promises a program
which all will enjoy, —Interelass.
competition will feature all events,
Campus Day exercises commence
at 2280p, am. with the annual col
Toe eross-conntry run for men, Be
sure not to miss this event! “Che
remainder of the in will con:
Continned on
ANNUAL BUDGET VOTED
ON IN STUDENT
ASSEMBLY
ita
SCHEDULED
BASKETBALL GAMES
Dee. 4. St. Stephens at Al
any
11, Union at Seh
tady.
Stephe
hundale-on- lH ndson
14. Colate at Albany,
22) Manhattan at Albany.
State College Mumni
at Mbany
VL. St, Lawrence at At
hiany
18, Game’ pending.
5. Gane pending — at
New York,
26, Manhatt
York.
Clarkson at Potsdam,
St, Lawrence at Can
at New
ton,
12, Hobart at Albany,
18 Game pending at Ab
Many,
dent tas for this y
presented th hitdget as. prepared
It provided
which would
BASKETBALL SCHEDULE
IS ANNOUNCED
on The hasketall schedule for the
eee Si con aso has been anon
rag Ie contains twelve games to da
160 and three more are now pend
(25 Everyone df these games will prove
100 a hufd test for the Purple and Gold,
30 ‘This year {avo games will be played
33 ate the Christmas rites
Contingent ‘i t home with St, Stephen's whic
dtipndbon asks 8 game on the Stat i
BUNeWeT esas 1,400 | the other is to be played wwith Union
EGA ae "Tog | at Schenectady, Th will
Sivan ‘ nor § has
Quarter
See, fee
SX Ronding of treasury”
9, Contingent
10, Dramaties and Art
St.
sau
‘The first five items were vot
upon by ‘the student body
only change made was
were appropriated for. hockey ine | Fe
stead of $160,
taken
added which
‘The discussion of | RAMes are played off, ‘Th
al trip to New York is
new trip has been
kes the team to the
Ihern part of the State to mect
Lawrence at Canton and Clark-
Tech at Potsdam,
skeethall pr
ily after the series of i
begin. di-
ter-class
will be
remainder of the budget was | shout the sifteenth “of November
pusipamed an the, west’ weskes | Couch Snavely He getting Tine on
Leas the material on hand through these
eo nes, Among the men showing
FRESHMEN ADVISORS | Piyiy uunes ire jake, 3} Sher:
MEET lock, "21, Line k, '22, Reilly , Do-
rman met last We
jor the first time, Tt w
tifying to all those present to |
discover that, out of the entire | 1h
freshman class, there was ont o
who had not ma
of his advisor,
will he meetings about every three
weeks throughont the yt
to discuss questions raised by the | tani
freshmen, ing!
of whom were letter men’ on
year's team,
rin order | Don't
graduation last June,
obdell and Masson,
Snavely has, however, |
ong muicleus from which to build
min Mathorn, '24, Cassavant,
Polt, '21, and johnson, '23, all
am the door in Oppor-
ty's face. Listen to her knock-
Tay a Ped!!
PLANS TO BRING JOHN
The Dramatic and
has planned its program: for the
coming year, List year two lee:
lures were presented to the col
lee, It hag been decided to con
Art Connell
centrale effort this year and to
to our college one of the
men of the times, John
Drinkw author of the great
modern im Lincoln,”
ture on An
's View of Lin
Author of “Abraham Lincoln”
February 10th
DRINKWATER TO STATE
COLLEGE
Dramatics and Art Association Making Arrangements
to Lecture at Chancellors’ Hall
col." ‘Therefor the ap)
only be af dramatic
also patriotic, John Drinkwater
is an international poet and dean
atist, and is recognized as
Hiant and charming. speaker, It
is planned to hold the lecture at
Chancellors’ Hall, February: 10th,
Nesides the leettire, the two plays
will be puton as usual, ‘The dr
matic class promises as tine a 4
as the college has ever hid
will not
FRESHMEN OFFICERS
ELECTED
‘The class of 1924 held its. first
class meeting Wednesday aiter-
vom October Id. ‘The meeting
was ‘conducted hy members of
Myskania, Miss Mary Whish act
ing as chairman, ‘There were about
one hundred and filly, freshmen
present and the following ollicers
were clected
President, Oliver Putnam, Sira-
toga Spring:
eit Sheehy
Reporter,
EXTENSION COURSES
STARTED
Professor Hastings
started
8
about starting sueh a course there
A special classes of this $01
arted this yen hy the
State Calleye "faculty
GYM 1 FROLIC
frolic under the a
i will he held
niasiun Friday evening,
Hern 1 the Col
loge Library will be open on Mon
ie Wednesday, and
ings from 7 to 9:30,
hooks may then be taken
y afternoons for the week-
Cobb,
Tf you want to be amused
When old and
Have some sense
And save your cents,
‘or a Ped to-day,
SENIORS BEAT
SOPHOMORES
First Interclass Game
The seniors won the first inter-
eles ket ear,
the Nia” gh yanninsh
the sophomores (rom th
Dnt the. seniut
foul line,
goon went ino the
skets by T, Cass
ad adhornt ane
abled them to yet the edge on the
Green and White five to the tine
of Rta 4 F time,
Wi (he second period rapid pass
work enabled the seniors to keep
the ball under the sophomore bas-
ket most of the time, They soon
ran up a safe lead, and at the final
me le the score was 29 to 13 in
ir favor,
r,
nt, Hathorn, and Sher
loa aria er the seniors, while
Johnson played an excellent game
for, the sophomores,
Seniors
Name and position th fp tp
Casavant, tf... 1513
Sherlock, If... L306
Hathorny ¢ + 5 010
HL. Pott, Ig na 00
ni 000
Hakes Ig. 6000
Bliss, rg 000
28 29
Continued on page
INTERSORORITY TEA
The annual intersorority
take place in the rotunda Saturday
afternoon, November 6, All n=
will
tering stivlents are cordially in-
de
Page Two
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, OCTOBER 21, 1920
State College Rews
Vol, V October 21 No.4
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dent Body of the New York State
College for ‘Teachers, at Albany,
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Articles, manuscripts, ete,, must be
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Managing Editor,
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Business Manager,
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Schseription M
sistant Business Managers
hel Huyek, '22
Alice O'Conners, '22
Soms,
Gi
Baa Wits, Bs
—S
BASEBALL
In assembly Friday the ques-
tion arose as to whether baseball
should be supported as aS
College sport. The question was
ly answered by voting an ap-
six hundred and
But though the bud:
get was passed, we do not think
it was passed with enough spirit
on the part of the student, bod,
‘There was a good deal of hes
tion, and in some cases. students
did ‘not think that baseball should
be supported at all.
Ww, let us consider last year's
record carefully, and sec
titmde on the part of stu-
dents is justfied. The very first
game played last year was with
St. Stephen's on their diamond.
Tt’ sas an overwhelming victory
for ‘State College. To. logical
minds this should show that with
the sane mount of practice the
Purple and Gold men were able to
more than hold their own with
colleges far .outniymbering them
in material to pick from. It is
true that later in the season the
same team defeated State by a large
score, but that was due to prac-
‘opponents.
year we have
fiat bation nigtarlal te
We know this mate
properly developed. With the ad-
vantage of a year's experience our
eis going ta make a record of
which we shall he proud. Are we
going to hesitate about appropi
ing the small sum of six hundred
and twenty-five dollars on thest
prospects? Instead we should get
behind these men, and show
that we are going to back th
with the good old spirit of hy-gone
days.
Rather than mince over a budget
of six Inandred dollars, it, would
be more like State College to raise
ton thousand, and say, “Go to
it, boys! We're’ back of you, win
or lose! Your interest is our in-
terest!”
FRESHMEN ADVISORS
One of the recent State Col-
stitutions which deserves
visor system, ‘This is an arrange-
ment by which the you
in the college is divided 1
groups, and a member of
faculty’ is assigned to each group
ag a specal guardian, ‘This fac-
ully member acts asa big brother
cr sister, as the case may be, and
he carefully considers the welfare
of his group and answers any ques
tion of straightens out any diffi-
culty which “may arise in
branch of college activity, The ad-
vantages of such an, arrangement
can readily be seen. The freshman
made to feel more at home, He
no longer feels ike an outcast, and
he has someone on whom he ean
depend in ease’ of any unforese
trouble,
And the best part about the ad
visor system is that it has worked,
It is not one of those beautiful
theories thal, don't amount to any-
In this year's class there
1 Sioa fealenan who tas not
made the aequa his ad-
visor,
ALL OUT FOR THE STATE
COLLEGE ORCHESTRA
anywhere else for th
des not enjoy good mts
course there may be
Tit, but onthe whole everybody
Hikes to a good orchestra
play, State College is making
Clore to have that, kind of an or-
chestra, and we
met with, stiecess
ing to meet
Ereater sticeess, if each one who
Possibly ‘ean will make an’ effort
Wo help the eats
UF you are we
very ueirly profes ny.
ing some musical instrument, don't
sty at home, but come to orches
just the same, You
illo your hit to help the orchestra
«and incidentally get some
in playing at the same
praetive
time,
Thunjos, mandolins, guita
all other’ instruments of th
are needed. Tf you do your bit for
the arehestra, you wil also be do
uur bit for State College and
for your Alma Mater,
THE COLLEGE
CAFETERIA
From a Student's Point of View
While the colle
maintained asa held for stent
practice, lunch room plant
PooKIng, serving, and. aecountin
in the ‘ome, Keonomies Depart:
Iso as its purpose the
the faculty and
ate Colley
win sagas
This is done by
five days a week, « noon-day luneh-
con, Laboratory products from
the class in foods are from time to
lime used as a supply to the menu,
thus furnishing a practical outlet
for the class work. Combined with
cflicient services of
the regular lunch room force which
result in appetizing and reasonably
priced products, Everyone must
ie noticed the attention that has
heen paid in regard to the attrac
tiveness of the room itself which
well arranged and lighted.
Flowers ndd to the air of hospital-
ity and welcome that pervades,
Our lunch room is an index to the
principles for which the [ome Eco-
nomics Department, stands and
these are worthy principles. | Ma
we appreciate the college tunch
room, and accept its welcome!
MEN'S CLASS IN.
CHORUS SINGING
ORGANIZED
When we heard Professor
‘fhompson had started a class in
chorus singing, we all felt that at
last we were going to get a founda-
i on whielt we might build some
But we
¢ the lirst story of our
well, for a
singing for men. ha
real good college sings.
find we h
building
1, organist at St,
Pauls Church dr ting the work
of this class, He though
fwenty members of the Afen's Gl
Club have enrolled, he would. wel
come as many more men, i
could get them, He will he par-
ticularly interested in men who cai
sing first tenur or second bass,
there are not enough in the el
who. t
irk the class will cover as not
yet been plani na
tie amount af work done will de-
pend, to a great extent, upon the
interest shown by the men and by
the degree of their attai
class meets int on
Wednesday, and after
nioons at 5
B will be glad to hear
et has heen re-
Theodore
vant.
first bi
ond by
A good percentage of ibe Weir
have curolled inthis class, but it
seems as though even more
take an
means colle ge credit for the men,
and. better sings. for the, college
Help the college and, incidentally,
help yourself by joining up.
JUNIOR-FRESHMAN
PARTY
Gn Saturday night, October 16th,
the Ireshmen were entertained by
their sister class at a barn dance,
Bach one came in an appropriate
The junior presider:t,” Franges
Stilson, welcomed the class of '24,
and them with their
colors, and white, » Mary
Lahey the colors, and
er revived
pledged herself
freshman.
white and t
ML
in behalf oi
enjoyed a" sing”
Alma Mater and ather songs.
he attention was draven to two
from the Junior
2 vielen Walsh and “Kathryn
Merchant, who exhibited talent in
another line,
During the evening. the chaper=
ones, Dean Pieree, Miss Scot
Miss. Phillips, and. Miss
rtistically and the most inartisti
ally dressed persons in the gather:
ing, Frances Stilson in her crudely
appearing costume, and Virginin
Wallace in a dainty embroidered
1 of blue linen over a. pure
dress, were awarded the
prizes, Each prize consisted of
hali 2 pumpkin pie which the wi
ner had to eat in the presence of
the rest of the group,
Agnes Underwood ted all in a
jh, we want some pie." Tt
“Some good certainly, for very
soon we were served with pie and
cider,
The decorations of the gym were
true country style, cornstalks and
pumpkins, ‘The color scheme was
blue aud’ gold, the Jun
Kathryn Ball’ and
witz, ier by thers, tarnished
the music for dancing which was
enjoyed til eleven o'clock.
he chairman in charge was Ag-
neg Underwood and the sub-chai
men were Margaret Smith, Lowtise
Persons, and Margaret Kirtland, to
whom a great ‘deal of credit is due
for the good time,
JUNIOR CLASS NOTES
Edyard Linck has been elected
captain of the Junior men's basket
all team,
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STATE COLLEGE NEWS, OCTOBER 21, 1920
MUSIC CLUB ORGANIZED
Dorothy Dang remond Elected
Music Club met last Friday
the purpose of cle
and reorganization,
dont; Katherine Ball,
open to all interested in music
limited to those
Lin the prograiime,
collected in the
Wednesday, October 27, fre
c0-OP SPECIALTIES
4, the Cory hig Fox
ow covers and hy
cards with the cullege
lished hy the shop: 910 a. m..
TEAS vor aati, aun Sauweadays, 810.
HOME ECONOMICS
DEPARTMENT
r
their test in eat
hing on Wednesday: in the
Miss Cora Steele ot
Hoeal work tthe Hon
panies seniors on
‘The Practice House
Home Economies
Drestor af ine Home,
Department ef the Coleg
guests of the Practice House family
Newell, manager
of the ‘Cafeteria: Lunelt too,
he a member af the Practice House
Students living at the house this
semester are Dorothy Wemple,
Tw the present ord
Dorothy. Wemple
Prof, Gillett and Asst, Prof. Wil-
iH attend the mecting of the
American Dietet
1 interests. of gee!
ad social service.
a the Dress ae ebh
hi
Miss Grace P. Gillett is aa
; M:
th
Celebration on Friday, Oct By
faculty, student body ‘and
gendunte seasetatin ot the Rartts
Normal school are participating in
this event
WHO'S WHO
“Y" HOUSE
ithel Mead, '23, Mary Allen, 23,
and Beatrice Haswell, the
week-end at their respective homes
We are glad to announce the re-
covery of Le it Howe 24, who
spraiied her aukte,
Charlotte Henediet, '21, ente
tained her sister, Mrs, Putnam,
son, Edward, on Sunday
\, Frances Mlainery
ner guest of Virginia
day evening
as the din
aro ‘Lues-
an
Abneda Beeker, ‘21, spent the
week-end at her home jn Utiea,
Gertrude Bussey, "21, was” the
suiest of her sister at Syracuse Uni
versity for the week-end, While at
he tiniversity, she attended the
Viushurg-Syracnse game,
Mrs, Almond Urockway (Hernice
vas town this ast
nner, 19),
week eat wedding of
Cavoting Wiican Gaon hee
Wh
* Peauey " Van Ness, (20, wats it
week end anest at the House
jelen Lvitzel, ‘20, wits in’ town
over the week-end
Klizabeth Arehibald, 20, visited
college Tuesday
Heth Osborn, 20, was a dinner
MW the House ‘Tuesd
informal birthd y
widay evening in honor of
Holmes, "23.
argaret Kirtland, ‘22, and Mars
Sibley, '23, spent ‘the week:
end at the House
Rev, and) Mrs, W, Owen
ns visited their danghters,
wy, on Thuesda,
auiended the
at Wollert’s
Nu Si
Roost, Friday: evenin
Lelt Cackener,
spent the
el Mid Cur
k-end in Hud
son Falls
Mr, John P. Kennedy was the
Sunday’ guest of Dorothy Towel,
rjorie Finn, '20, was a dinner
of the House Sunday, She is
ing in Onconta this year, +
Me, Harold Lambert of LP. T,
was the guest of Mabelle Jachum
sen, "23, Saturday
Ka
Kappa Delta welcomes into full
initred
membership,
Dunn, '22,
and Edna 1
ot spent the weel
i
with Esther Corhin in Schenect
Helen ‘Guldi_ narroyly. escaped
q at Normanskill Creek
Rising amd Mabel Gage
spent the week-end at their homes
Mary Grahn spent Saturday night
at the House.
s Julia
ss Rockefeller, Vassar
18, spent the week-end at the
House as a guest of Pauline
George
“The sophomores and seniors had
# fudge party a
day night.
‘V hivthday pi
House Mond
it the House Satur-
ty was held at the
ight in honor of
We lad to report that Mil-
dred Oatey is. beginning. to, con-
valesce after three weeks’ illness
of typhoid fever,
Katherine Sa
the House,
iter spent Sunday at
Hope Persons spent the week
with Louise P
Heten Voeleker spent the week
ond with her sister at lion,
Esther Trumbull, "1, and, Ruth
‘Trumbull spent Friday’ evening at
the House,
ford Cluett of Troy, was
tha guest of her sister, Harriet Ris-
ing Tast week,
Margaret
mother, M:
the House Friday ni
A number of th
hike to Normanskill §
noon,
je entertained her
Sratte, at
rs enjoyed a
ueday after-
engayement of Sidred O'Malley,
"18, to Paul Miskel
Florence i
spent the
week-end with her parents at
Kingston,
Kdythe Sherman, '20, motored
several of the girls ‘to Saratoga on
Sund
Helen Strisowe
ing her sister [Hild
2, is entertaines
who is on a
visit from New York,
Hertha Gallup, spent the
yeekeond as tht guest af Dora
Schwadelson, "21, i her home in
Nassin
Ka
Mareetla Kyan, ‘20, was a guest
at the House aver the week-end,
Mr, and Mes, Dari and son were
the guests uf Cora Meserve, 22, on
Tuestlay. evening.
An iiformal hirthd
held Wednesday ey
of Marion Chin Among the
kuwests were Jolin Cline and George
Simons of Amsterdam, N
Gamma Kappa, Phi enjoyed a
tw Country Club on Saturday
itch, (21, has been et
party was
ng in honor
tertaini iss Dilllams of Tid:
son, NOY,
Kap
« Hollen, 20, Lavey, 119,
NM, are teaching in Middle
town, Com
Hiro, Hofmann, 20, was a visitor
at allege on Colimbus
‘The first quartely communion of
Newman Club for the
inlace Stud:
y morning
nine o'clock,
breakiast was served in St
Patrick's hall, Miss Katherine
Wanshoro, president of the
welcomed | the freshmen, — Father
Dinney, spiritual director of the
club, siddressed the club on New=
man
ge was
chairman, Mar-
‘ather-
Mice O'Connor, (
ine y, Dorothy
Marion” Breinan, kathryn
A Thanksgiving dance will take
place in the college
vember twenty-fourth,
Silver ‘Tea will he held at the
Executive Mansion Saturday, No-
vember thitteenth, from four fo six,
ANNUAL CAMPUS DAY
Continued from page 1
of obstacle races, faculty sack
ce, tig-o'-war, potatoe race,
soccer game and other events of
equal interest and excitement. At
5p, m, there will be an ass
basketball game in the A. HS,
Following the game there will he
a basket hineh at college, Don't
STAHLER’S
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299 Central Avenue
Brennan’s
College Supplies
Loose Leaf Covers and Fillers
Fountain Pens
Eversharp Pencils
Record Books, Note Bcoks
Composition Books
Desk , Blotters, ‘Typewriting
India Ink, Teacher's Class
Record Books
College Stationery
BRENNAN’S
STATIONERY STORE
Corner Washinuton and Lake Av
Opposite High Schoot
Same Line of Merchandise with
New Additions
COLLEGE PHARMACY
Cor, Western and No, Lake Ave
WARREN & CO,
CLASS PINS RINGS FRATERNITY
EMBLEMS
Makers: Eta Phi, Kappa Delta, Pei Gamma
Cotrell & Leonard
472.478 Broadway
WEARABLES FOR
la B. SMITH
120 Quail Street
Pagé Four
STATE COLLEGE NEWS, OCTOBER 21, 1920
Keep Your Feet Strong
- and Healthy
Socket-Fit Shoes follow the lines of the
formal foot and allows (ree use of the
muvee
Wear them this summer and buildup
your health, . refer Boe alee
Breparement, of Hygiene and. also. the
Bod of teens Dinaltmant at
:
Cari in stoce in blac, brown and whit.
McAnliff & Gallagher
24-26 Steaben 5 Albany, N.Y.
miss this hour of the day! Bring
your supper with you, so you won't
imiss any of the fun, At 7 p.
there will be a campus sing. Come
for that if for nothing Di
ing will follow.
SENIORS BEAT SOPHS
Continued from page 1
Sophomores
Ate pid po
yn mit
faeVFarlane, Ut
Rares
Dobris, tg s--s.
Johnson, rg-c
Summary: Score at half time,
Seniors, 8; sophomores, 4. Keferes,
Dr. Power. _ Scorer, | Snavely,
Rimekeente, Newer, Time of
halves, 20. minutes.
‘The Donkey May Ride
The jocular old party was about
to board a street car on 4 pouring
wet day h, conductor,” he in:
quired, “is this Noah's ark of yours
full?”
‘0, sir,” the conductor _in-
stantly' retorted; “there's just, room
for the donkey. Come on, sir’
Exactly
" See the dancing snowflakes.”
“Practicing for the snowball I
suppose.” i
A Poor Catch
‘The station master, hearing a
crash on the platform, rushed out
of his room just in time to see the
express that had just passed through
disappearing ‘round the curve and
a disheyeled young man sprawled
out perfectly fiat among a confusion
of overturned milk cans and the
scattered coutents of his traveling
he trying to catch the
train?” the station master asked of
ties que slecd by, dame
ing the scene,
é did catch it,” said the boy
happily, but it gol away ageint™
Feminine Diplomacy
“Well, Dorothy,” said her father
on Sunday afternoon, “shall we
walk or a car ride?"
little Dorathy re-
if ou will carry me."
She Wanted ¢ the Best
the doctor, “I
it your husband's
throat with nitrate of silver.”
“ Please use nitrate of gold, doc-
tor,” exclaimed the profitser's' wife
“The expense is quite immaterial,”
Lady and Gentleman
A smartly dressed) woman was
sitting in an omnibus when a quiet-
looking young man, in getting in,
aceldentilly trod on her dress,
She talked to him for ten minutes
and wound up by. saying:
gentleman would have apologiz
‘The young man bowed and calmly
said: Tady, would have given
me a chanee.
Obvious:
“My friends,” inquired the long-
faced ‘orator, “what would you do
if you expected the end of the
world in ten days?”
from the gallery floated a voice:
“Wait fer it!
Tony —" Pa, what is an equi-
nox?
Pa="Why er—it
For goodness! sake, Tommy, doi
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himself not a little an his speech
and manner, One day he met a
Scotchman, to whoin he said at f
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here
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sharply, why hae ye na lost your
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never could count 'em.
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Johnny, When are you going to
have them?”
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with ‘em, T suppose.”
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With a Donkey’
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them?
Did they ever call on you?
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