Albany Student Press, Volume 63, Number 22, 1976 May 4

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Action in last week's match versus Brockport. Stickmen scored 11
Goals in second half to beat Siena Wednesday.

Softball Team Beats RPI;
Bows To Oswego, Sage

by Christine Bellini

The Albany State Women's soft-
bull team initiated the season with
their first off-the-record scrimmage
winto RPI 26—17, last Wednesday.

Wendy Martinez headed the list,
batting seven for seven, scoring four
runs, and stealing cight bases. An-
dren Diamond, outfielder, notched
the team's first home run of the
season,

“Ht was a total team effort,” said
coach Leona Rhenish, “And good
practice for Friday's game against
‘Oswego. A win at the beginning of
the season always helps.”

Two days later, Friday, April 23,
the Danettes faced the upstate team
‘on Albany's home field. Braving
heavy winds and chilled air, Albany
had a difficult time matching their
opening day results. Losing 16—2,
the team just had a “tough time out
there on the field,” according to
Rhenish.

“The weather was quite a factor

for both teams,” added Khenish,
“Tomorrow will be a bit calmer and
warmer for the Russell Sage game,”

Finishing off an active week of
contests, the Danettes dropped
another to Russell Sage, 15—6,
Saturday, on their home turf.

“J can see a marked improvement
in the players from just yesterday to
today,” continued Rhenish, “They
held their own out there, not letting
Russell Sage gain any more runs,
The hittingis something we'll haveto
work on.”

Martinez Fans Four

Pitcher Martinez fanned four
while her Sage opponent garnered
six.

“The women improved and played
fa tight game the last few innings,”
said Rhenish, “h’s just a question of
building concentration, I'm happy
with their results; it takes time to
build a team.”

The Danettes face Signa today at
3:30 pm, on the Indians’! ome field.

Women Tracksters Win Two

Despite wind, cold and rain here
Tuesday, the Albany women's varsi-
ty track team defeated Lehman and
Hartwick colleges by a score of
95,564 % The win ups the
team's record to 4 wind and | loss.

Sheri Cassuto was a double
winner for Albany, scoring victories
in the shot put and (00 meter hurdles
while taking second place inthe high

jump.

“The 880 relay set a school record
of 1;58,8 and Patty Murphy set
another Albuny record by winning
the three mile run in 21:39,5,
Murphy came back later to place se
cond in the two mile

Albany continued to look strong
in the distance events as Janet
Forger, Lisa Booth and Debbie

Caldorn pliced second, third, and
fourth, respectively, in the mile run.

Sprinters Charlene Sherwood and
Terry Bates were 1-2 in the 220
yeard dash ay well as members of the
440 relay team which came from
behind to defeat Lehman's quartet.
Another member of the relay team,
Gayle Bowden, tied for second place
in the 100 yard dash.

‘Tracey Siguharawon the 440 yard
hurdles as well as placing third in the
javelinthrow. Mary Ellen Foley was
second in the 440 yard dash, the 100
meter hurdles and the discus while
Nancy Paffrath took second placein
the 880 yard run and the javelin,
‘Also garnering points for the victors
were Lavette Hampton and Shirley

continued an page ten

by Craig Bell

Trailing 3—1 at the half, the
‘Albany Great Danes lacrosse team
came roaring back with eleven se-
cond half scores as they walloped the
homestanding Siena Indians 12-6
Wednesdat

“The second half was probably the
best half of lacrosse we played all
year,” said Albany coach Bill
Fowler. “Most of our goals came off
unsettled situations as a result of
good hustle on loose balls, rides, and

's—-something we lacked in the

first half, ‘The first half we just stood
around figuring we could beat these
guys without doing much,” Fowler
continued

Tom Grasiose got the Danes off
and running in the second half as he
batted down an attempted clearing
pass and fed attackman Don McCue
who bounced a shot by Siena goalic
Jim Gritmon, Aaron Berg knotted
things four “minutes later and
suddenly it was a brand new ball
game.

Grasiose then put Albany on top

for good as he scored nine seconds
into the Danes “man up” situation.
McCue and Bill Bartholomae closed
out the scoring in the third period to
put Albany alicad 6—3.

McCue and Jay Kianka ended any
hopes Siena had of getting back into
the game as they scored in rapid-fire
succession at the start of the fourth
quarter to up Albany's lead to8—3.
Coach Fowler then started to freely
substitute as everyone on the team
saw action.

Siena Closes Gap

Siena closed to 8—4 but then
Bartholomae bagged his second of
the day, a pretty left handed shot,
and Tom Gisell got his first of the
year with Gritmon out of the cay
Rick Merson and Joe Mi clos-
ced out the scoring forthe Danes, and
‘two late Siena goals could do little
but make the score a little more
respectable,

wler was very pleased after the
game und pointed to the fact that
once again (a ta Oswego and
Hamilton) the team had come from

behind. In addition, he was very
pleased with the play of freshman
defenseman Mike Dinet. Grasiose
was praised for his hustle and for
starting the Danes on the comeback
trail

Gary Miller made ten saves in goal
and was responsible for the first
three goals, Kenny Alverson, who
played thé majority of the fourth
‘quarter, gave up three goals and was
credited with five saves. Gritmon
made seventeen stops for the Ir

Statistically, the Danes took 60%
of the faceoffs and outshot Siena
46-16

Defenseman Joe “Moons” Mut-
fin, who missed yesterday's: game
with a sprained ankle, should be
ready for Saturday's home contest
with CW. Post, Kevin Brown will
ion and is probably gone
for the year.

C.W. Post sports a 3S record
With all Losses comingat the hands of
University division teams.
time is 1:00.

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Game

Batmen Win 5-4 On Bulger’s Hit

by Mike Piekarski

Pete Bulger’s pinch hit, ground
single up the middle inthe bottom of
the twelfth inning drive in Jim
Willoughby and lifted the Great
Dunes’ varsity baseball teamtoa 5—
4, come-from-behind victory,
Wednesday, over the Plattsburgh
Cardinals.

Willoughby started the inning by
drawing a walk off loser Tom Jenks
A Jeff Bregliosac bunt moved him to
second where he came around to
score on Bulger's hit,

‘The victory brought the Danes’
spring record to 6—9 and left their
SUNYAC slate at $—7 for the'75—
76 season.

Bulger, a sophomore who usually
pitches when not winning ball
games, was sent in to bat for DH
Mike Melzer in the last of the
twelfth. With the count at one ball,
two strikes, Bulger connected on the
next pitch and sent a grounder to the
right side of the mound and into
centerfield for the winning game.

“It was a non-breaking slider ; a
real fat pitch,” he explained.

But if it hadn't been for his team-

mates’ four-run rally to tie the game
in the last of the eighth, he never
would have gotten a chance to be @
hero.

With Plattsburgh holding a 4—0
lead, Paul Nelson led off the home
cighth with a walk off Wally
Vanderhoff, Suddenly, Nelson
broke for second and ended up on
third when catcher Martin threw the
ball into centerfield

The play seemed to spark the
Danes. John Craig, who really has
been swinging a hot bat of late, then
followed with a line single over
short, and Albany had its first run of
the afternoon. One out later, Breglio
doubled and nowthescore was 4—2.

Jeff Silverman, the team's batting
leader, singled to put runners at first
and third before disaster struck.
Pinch runner Scott Demner was cut
down trying to swipe second and it
appeared as if the rally would be
over.

But Howie Markowitzsingled for
the third run—Jenks replaced
Vanderhoff here—and John Zanella
was hit with a pitch. Roger Plantier
then singled to load the bases and

Mike Mirabella watked to force in
the tying run.

Albany starter Paul DiLello had
hurled the first five and was charged
with three of the visitors’ runs wo
coming on a two-run homer off the
bat of Chuck Borsavage in the
fourth. A wild pitch in the next in-
ning plated the other.

John Dollard took over the
mound chores in the sixth and was
greeted rudely, A base on balls (his
first of two) and a solid double by
Borsavage gave Dollard a jolt, but
the junior righthander then settled
down.

He did so by retiring the side in
order in the seventh, eighth, ninth,
and eleventh frames while allowing
just one single over that stretch. His
only jam came in the twelfth.

‘A walk and stolen base put a man
on second with none out. Then an
attempted sacrifice resulted in a
putout at third, before another sac—
this one successful—put another
man in scoring position. Only a fine
play by shortstop Bob Cooke in the
hole on a succeeding ground ball got

continued on page eleven

Albany first beseman Jet! Bregilo trots off fleld after making unassisted putow in action last week,
Danes defeated Plattsburgh Wednesday and Bregilo contributed rbi double,

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Jon Levenson presenting his case before the SA Supreme Court last night.

Many Myskania Ballots Ignored

by David Winzelberg

Ballot counters in last week's stu-
dent elections haye reported a major
irregularity in the vote tallying for
Myskania candidates,

Ellen Deutschman, who counted
some Myskania ballots, said that the
ballot sheets were thrown into theair
in the middle of the counting session
carly Friday morning.

Deutschman said that only one
out of every seven ballots were
tallied and those were multiplied by
seven. After,they were burned. She
said, “It's goingto be anelection, it
should he run right, They -should
count alf the ballots,

Ira Birnbaum, Myskania member
and a justice in the SA Supreme
Court, admitted that the election
irregularity did take place. He said
that all the ballots weren't included
in the tally “so we didn’t have tostay
up all night counting ballots.”

Myskania member and SA.
Supreme Count justice Bob O'Con-
nor denied that the vote counting
took place as described. When asked
if all Myskunia ballots were counted,
O'Connorsitid, “I certainly hopeso.”

O'Connor, President of the class of
1976, said, “The counting was done
according to the Election
Regulatory Act.”

According to Birnbaum, O'Con-
nor and Brent Kigner were counting.
Myskania ballots after he had left
the room. Kigner said, “We felt it
was alright 10 be 99 per cent correct.”

Normally Counted

Another vote counter, Elizabeth
Eves, alsv denies any irregularities
took place, She said that the votes
“were counted just the way they nor-
mally doit.” Eves said that therewas

“no evidence of papers thrown up in

everything was legit.”

President and) Myskania
member Andy Bauman said, “I
heard of the possibility of doing it
[random counting) Thursday night,
but I said you can’t estimate (the
totals)"

1976 Myskania Chairman Jerry
Albrecht said that no decision by
Myskania ay a whole wasinvolved in
any election irregularities. He sa
“I'm disappointed if it was actua
done.”

Election Commissioner Neil

O'Connor said, “I heard rumors
about this." He explained that
Myskania was responsible for their
own election. He said, “If they want
to run it in that manner that's their
perogative.” he udded, “I can't tell
them [Myskania] what to d

Myskunia member Dave Coyne
said, “I'm appalled by the laziness
and stupidity.” He felt that if more
Myskania members had helped in
the ballot counting, then (he un=
reasonable burden put on the
counters that prompted the
irregularity would have been lessen
ed. Coyne didn't feel thatthe elec-
tion sampling was done maliciously.

Honor Society

Myskunia is a traditioned-bound,
non-academic, SUNYA honor
society that preceded the present
Student Association, ‘Thirteen
members are elected to the organiza-
tion each year.

Deutschman, who reported the
alleged wrong-doing, said “It’s sup~
posed to be an honor society, they
shouldn't be fucking around with the
ballots.” She added, “the whole
thing is a jok

Hollander, Parker In Vice Pres

by Daniel Gaines

Run-off elections for SA Vice
President will be held this week
because neither candidate received
the majority needed for victory.

The runoll will be held today,
Wednesday and Thursday at the
same polling places as last week's
regular electiot

Though Gary
ahead of tell Hollander, 68 write-
voles prevented him from reaching
50 per cent of the total

Parker had 851 votes, Hollander
828

Hollander suid he way “obviously

arker was 23 votes

disappomnted™ about the results. “It
showed me things.” he added,
Parker was

upset”, but said: “1
and this isanex
cue T have ti talk to people

Parke
would give a Jol of time, new ideas,
and said “Til be drawing in non-SA

saul as View President he

The central issue ts experience,
said Hollander about the runoff
Parker sees his unfamiliarity with
SA ay an advantage

“Current dissatisfaction and [ric-
tion within the Student Association
is. primarily caused by it’s
homogeneity,” sid Parker.

Hollander's campaign emphasizes
his experience on Central Council
and various student committees.

President-Elect DiMeo sized up
the candidates as follows: “I think
Jeff is more knowledgeable, but
Gary is more enthusiastic.”

“I'm happy that Steve won,” said
Hollander, “that’s one half theticket
in”

Some controversy had arisen as to

~ a

whether Gary Parker had been
offered the position of Controller in
exchange for dropping out of the
race.

According to Parker, Hollander
told him Friday that if he would like
to concede the e would
be a good chance he'd become Con-
troller in a DiMeo-Hollander ad-
ministration. On Saturday Parker
told Hollander he would still be run

jon the

kupterborg

SA Supreme

Court Halts

Levenson’s Presidential Bid

by Paul Rosenthal
‘and Spence Raggio

Jon Levenson was denied permis-
sion last night by the Student
Association Supreme Court to re-
enter the run-off race for SA presi-
dent,

Ina hastily called meeting of the
court, Justices Vicki Kurtzman, fra
Birnbaum, Robert O'Connor and
Stuart Bondell ruled that Levenson
did validly withdraw from the race
and that there will be no run-off,

Justice Stanley Shapiro held the
only dissenting opinion, stating that
any withdrawal from un election
must be made formally, in writing,
with the candidate's signature.

“Laccept their decision,” Levenson
said when informed of the court's
ruling, “although | don't necessarily
agree with the logic they used to
arrive at that decision.”

controversy arose early Mon-
day afternoon, alter SA president
Andy Bauman and Election Com-
missioner Neil O'Connor refused to
accept Levenson's written statement
declaring his entry into the run-off.
They claimed he had already given
verbal notice of his withdrawal Fri-
day morning,

DiMeo said of Levenson's renew-
ed bid for election, "I think i's one of
the lowest things anyone could ever
do.”

Levenson said his initial thoughts
of concession were under mistaken
impressions, “I thought maybe we
could avoid a run-off and have a
president do a good job," he said.

Levenson’s decision to reactivate
his campaign was based on DiMco's
ulleged “making deals.”

troller to Vice Presidential
Gary Parker, if Parker withdrew
fromthe election. Parker

Run-Off

ning.
Parker says Hollander used
DiMco's name while talking to
himteading him to believe that the
offer was coming from DiMeo,
Hollander told WSUA News’

it way just the understanding that

id the ane he wanted
1 don't think it was an offer an
outright offer."

kupferboro

Jeff Hollander, left, faces Gary Parker in this week's run-off election for SA Vice President.

off with Jeff Hollander, DiMeo's
running mate, today, tommorow,
and Thursday.

Parker says he declined any offers
for a position in return for his drop-
ping out of the race, He said, “I'm
sure Steve will try anything to get
Jeff into office.”

DiMeo said he did offer Parker
the job, but was not interested in in-

wring Hollander’s election. He said,

“1 didn't think there was anything
wrong with it at all.” He says he has
respect for Parker and will still con-
sider offering him the post if he is
defeated this week,

Levenson told O'Connor Friday
that he was no longer runningfor the
presidency, He claims that O'Con-
nor gave the impression that he
would nto longer serve as Elections
Commissioner, O'Connor is, in fact,
still serving, but admits he is no
longer really involved.

Jon Lafayette, O'Connor's elec-
tion assistant, (old Levenson that
written statement way necessary
whether or not he chose to pursue
election in the run-off. No written
concession was submitted.

Bauman suid that since SA's clec-
tion rules do not specifically call for
i written concession, an oral
withdrawal is adequate. He told
Levenson to “bring it 10 the (SA]
Supreme Court and challenge it,

O'Connor said it was his decision
not to Jet Levenson run against
DiMeo in a run-off set for this week,
He called the attempt to reenter the
election “a shithead thing to di

Levenson then brought his cuse
against O'Connor before the SA
Supreme Court, where it was ruled
that;

A withdrawal from a run-off
election does not necessarily have to
be in writing, although a written
withdrawal is preferable.

‘A written withdrawal cannot be
reconsidered.

A clear oral withdrawal cannot
be withdrawn,

An oral withdrat can be
clarified if it is unclear within a
reasonable period of time,

Jonathan Levenson did
withdraw validly from (he run-off
election and the elections should not
be re-instated,

Although Levenson felt that the
decision of the court was unfairly ine
fluenced by the doven or so current
members of SA who appeared as
“interested parties,” he admitted that
“I's a decision ML just have to live
with

When asked about his future with:
SA, Levenson replied: "Well, since |
haven't been ollered the controller's
job or a SASU delepate’s seat, 1
gueys UHL just sit back and enjoy my

yemlor year.”

INDEX
Aspirations.
Classified,
Editorials

Steinberg Turns on SUNYA

see page 3

BUFFALO (AP) If you believe in
faith healing, unidentified fying ob-
jects, reincarnation, mind over
‘matter or the significance of Scor-
plo rising, forget it.

‘This is what a group of intellec-
‘tuals who met last weekend at the
‘State University of New York at Buf-
falo recommend.

‘The self-proclaimed defenders of
feason and the Renaitsance spirit
tay they are familiar with reams of
scientific evidence which reduce
neatly all occult claims to bunk.

In order to distribute this evidence
to foundation and education
decision-makers as well as the

‘sgeneral public, about 30 scholars,
writers, and scientists established the
“Committee to Scientifically In-
vestigate Claims of Paranormal and

annual conference of the American
Humanist Association, would also
like to investigate occult claims and
Publish scientific evatuations of their
validity.

‘The new group wants to cooperate
with “Basically responsible
spokesmen for the other side” to in-
vestigate specific claims, said
Marcello Truzzi, committee co-
chairman and a sociology professor
at Eastern Michigan State Universi-
ty.

‘As Baltimore writer Dennis
Rawiins said of his first priority:

“Bring us your best theories, or
your best astrologers, and we'll test
them.”

Astrologers, like most occultists,
do not publish results which can be
duplicated elsewhere, Rawlins com-
plained. He said this violated a
primary principle of science.

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“We want to get around the
alibis.”

“Religions have holy men,
‘astrology has loopholey men,”
Rawiins said.

Besides astrology, the committee
‘expressed interest in examining
claims made for psychic healing, im-
mortality, orgone energy, dianetics,
astral projection, exorcis
poltergeists and Kirlian
photography, which purports to
‘capture the image of an energy field
which envelopes all living things.

Paul Kurtz, co-chairman of the
committee and a_philsophy
professor at the host school, com-
plained that the nature of news
coverage gives more publicity to in-
itial claims of supernatural
phenomena than to the rational ex-
planations which often emerge after
investigation. At the group's first
meeting Saturday evening, they
agreed to expand a witchcraft
newsletter publiched by Truzzi into
the committee's journal.

Mlusionist James Randi, who
claims to duplicate Israeli keybender
Uri Geller's mind-over-matter feats
using nothing but deception,
emphasized the need for an
aggressive campaign to use the news
media to get their message to the
public.

“The cuckoos are doing it
we've got to publish too,” he told
other committee members.

Truzzi said one of the prime func-
tions of the group would be to act as
“gatekeepers” at the doors of private
foundations and government agen-
cies which grant research funds.
Committee members, many of them
orthodox scientists and scholars,
said they were disturbed that cultists
receive funds for research they con
sider to be sciemifically invalid

phrase “inconclusive evidence.” that
s the grant, ‘Truzzi

He said the committee's first
business should be to establish their
journal, called “etetic,” the ancient
Greek word for skeptic.

The journal should include
bibliography of already-published
scientific investigations of occult
phenomena, the ocmmittee agreed.
Much of this material is not widely
known, even by sophisticated per-
sons, members said.

And they think that can be
dangerous for our society. Kurtz
wrote recently:

“Perhaps we ought not to assume
that the scientific enlightenment will
continue indefinitely: for all we
know, like the Hellenic civilization,
it’ may be overwhelmed by
irrationalism, subjectivism, and
obscurantism.”

‘Among those listed as members of
the committee were George Abell,
astronomy professor al the Universi-
ty of California at Los Angeles;
science fiction writer Isaac Asimob,
philosopher Sidney Hook and Har-
vard behaviorist B, F. Skinner.

UFO-Debuner Phillip Klass said
of the group:

“If we should find psychic ability,
I don’t think there's any of us who'd
keep it a secret.”

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Trial of Korean Opposition Leader Begins

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) The trial of opposition leader Kim Dae-jungand
17 other prominent South Koreans, mostly church leaders, on charges of
agitating for popular uprisings against President Chung Hee Park will open
Tuesday. A corps of 25 top-notch Korean lawyers will defend the accused,
who also include former President Yun Po-son, opposition lawmaker
Chyung Ithyung and his wife Mrs. Lee Tai-young, five Roman Catholic
priests and four Protestant clergymen. The charges were drawn from a
manifesto they issued at an ecumenical Mass on March | demanding the
restoration of full democracy and Park's resignation.

Arabs Detonate Bombs In Jerusalem
JERUSALEM (AP) Two booby-trapped motorcycles blew upin downtown
Jerusalem Monday, injuring about 1! persons, police said. The explosion
‘occurredas thousands of people gathered for annual ceremonies honoring
Israei war dead, The blast in Ben Yehuda Street set off a fire in the capital's
main commercial street. It was not known to have been at the specific site of
‘any ofthe memorial ceremonies. Police cordoned off the area, witnesses
reported, Pools of blood were seen on the: sidewalk. Fire engines, ambulances
and police cars went to the scene, The site of the blast is not far from Zion
‘Square, the site of frequent Arab bombings.

Supreme Court Rules on Trial Ethics

‘WASHINGTON (AP) A prisoner who objects to standing trial injail clothes
but is required to do s denied his constitutional right to be presumed
innocent until proven guilty, the Supreme Court ruled Monday. The eight
justices who took part in the decision were unanimous on the jail clothes
issue. But they split six to two in upholding the conviction of a Texas man
despite their ruling on the constitutional question. The practical effect of the
decision is not expected to be widespread since it is common practice in
federal and state courts to permit or provide civilian clothes who are being
held awaiting trial because they have not posted bail.

Eritrean Rebels Release Hostages

WASHINGTON (AP) Two Americans and a Briton have been released by
Eritrean rebels who kidnapped them in Ethiopia last year, the State
Department announced Monday. Steven Campbell of San Leandro, Calif
and James Harrell of Milwaukee were released in good condition in
neighboring Sudan, said department spokesman John Trattner, They were
kidnapped last July 14 by an insurgent group known as the Popular
Liberation Forces. V. H. Burwood-Taylor, the honorary British consul in
Asmara, Ethiopis, seized last October by the rebel group, also was released.
‘Trattner said,

Birch Bayh Endorses Jimmy Carter
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) Sen. Birch Bayh, one of Democratic presidential
hopeful Jimmy Carter's early rivals for the nomination, today endorsed the
former Georgia governor. As Carter began his last day of campaigning (or
‘Tuesday's Indiana primary, Bayh told reporters that although he is more
closely aligned philosphically with U.S. Rep. Morris K. Udall of Arizona
Carter is the only Democrat who can win in the fall. “It is becoming
increasingly apparent that there is one candidate who has the opportunity t
appeal to a broad cross-section of the American people, one candidate who
has the opportunity to win the nomination through the primary and state
convention process and thus avoid the divisiveness and bitterness which
results from a brokered convention,” Bayh said. “In my judgment, that
candidate is Gov. Jimmy Carter.”

Davidoff Pleads Innocent to Grand Larceny

NEW YORK (AP) Sidney Davidoff, « former City Hall aidein the John \
Lindsay administration, pleaded innocent Monday to charges of grand
larceny and tax violations involving Jimmy's, his shuttered midtown
restaurant, Davidoff, 36, of Beechhurst, and Peter Arevalo, 31, of Astorva
both Queens, were paroled without bail in Criminal Court after denying 45-
count indictment that a defense lawyer said stemmed from “selective
Prosecution.” The grand jury accused the (wo men and the restaurant
corporation, West 52nd Street operating Inc., of a “general fraudulent
scheme” to make personal use of at least $21,000 taxes withheld from
employees in 1973-4,

Apartment Building Employees Strike

NEW YORK (AP) Employees of some of the city's swankiest and most cost!)
apartment buildings went on strike Monday, two days before a walkout
deadline. Landlords and the union accused each other of bad faith and un
pressure tactics, while tens of thousands of tenants in an estimated 500
buildingsin Manhattan were caught between them. The union acknowledged
that it had chosen its targets from among buildings that would generate the
maximum possible publicity and impact. It said the reason it was jumping! he
gun was that landlords were circulating as a scare tactic an announceniem
‘hat, as of May 5, 22 items of fringe benefit were being cut from the
unilaterally.

Balloon to be Bicentennial Birthday Card
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. (AP) With a little luck, your name may go up in
history on what is being billed as the world’s largest birthday card. "Happy
Birthday "76 America” is the greeting enscribed on the 60-foot-square nylon
card streaming from Bill Hughes “bicentennial balloon.” Hughes, a 39-year
old former Navy pilot whois now a professional balloonist, says helay awake
nights dreaming up his bicentennial salute. Hughes says the crew, which
includes his grifriend Peggy Coyne and other friends, hopes to meet
expenses by asking for donations of $1 for the opportunity to sign the card,
white with red trim, “We've already got about (wo or three thousand names,”
says Hughes,

PAGE TWO

ALBANY STUDENT PRESS

MAY 4, 1976

by Andrea Herzberg

Playing the maniacal psychiatrist
David Steinberg whips into an aerial
pirouette, snaps his fingers and
shouts, “Ole.” In fact, dressed in a
plain dark suit, he even cuts a
toreador's figure. He
sprawls across a stool
and cues the entrance
of a volunteer
student-patient,

With cunning sincerity Steinberg
weasles the lad into admitting his
virginity." “Booga Boga”. The
audience roars to the familiar comic
ridicule,

Interview

“Relax, I'm a psychiatrist and I'm
here to help you with your
problem... . . .you see a girl?”
“Yes

‘And next to the girl what do you

The Rathskellar.
“The Rathskellar, good. That you
can get into! Booga Boga!”

Assoonas he gets off the ballroom
stage, Speakers Forum people hustle

‘Steinberg up the staitwell to the OC
third floor refuge where he will
spend the break between shows,

It takes a few minutes for him to
unwind, He selects an egg salad
sandwich and we start to talk. There
are occasional interruptions by the
stage crew who either wanted to dis-
cuss sound and lighting problems or
introduce their girlfriends who
happened to be Steinberg's biggest
fans.

Steinberg politely repeats the
names of everyone he meets, He says
he is excited by the people who ad-
mire him for his talent. But not
everybody does. Even one of his
biggest fans said, “The show was ex-
cellent but I didn’t like the part about
the Jewish Princess.”

“A Jewish Princess is a girl who
makes love with her eyes closed
because she can't stand 10 see
someone elses’ pleasure.”

“L hate when the audience mis-
interprets my point of view,” says
Steinberg in a soft voice, “That's

Student Killed by Car
Crossing Road in Rain

by Bryan Holzberg
Guilderland Police said poor
visibility and slick road conditions
contributed to the death of a
SUNYA student late Saturday
night
Cindy

Rubin, struck by a car
while crossing Fuller Road, wax
brought to Albany Medical Center
by a Guilderland rescue unit where
she was pronounced dead at 8:30
Sunday morning,

As Guilderland
reconstructed the incident, Rubin
was one of a group of three or four
ving the campus Satur-
day night in a rainstorm,

“A couple of girls ran across
[Fuller] road,” said Chief James
Murley of the Guilderland police,
0 Rubin started walking at an
angle across the road. One girl
yelled, she didn't know if she was
heard. Rubin had her hood up, one

police

of these dark things, and I guess she
couldn't hear her friend or see the car

coming. The driver was slowing
down to turn into the restaurant
[1 Ecole}. he couldn't have been do-
ing the speed limit . . . he stopped

very slick pavement

“I was just_an_ accident,
Murley. “No charges were entered.
The couple fin the car] was very dis-
traught and they stayed until rescue
arrived.

Rubin entered into sur
a.m, with a severe head inju
compound feg and shoulder frac-
tures. A hospital spokesperson said
thatt she died in her sleep.

English Major

Rubin, from Brooklyn, was a
junior majoring in English. A friend
said that “Cindy was really & strik-
ing, beautiful, intelligent person.

Steinberg Between Shows [J

what happened on the Tonight
Show. I was very specific about the
words | used. ‘

“Not all Jewish women are Jewish
Princesses—I was defininga specific
type. I saw the mail two days ago,
and they were the most hostile
Jetters—'I-work-very-hard-and-I'm-
no-Jewish-Princess.

“I'm not accusing that person of
being a Jewish Princess, To me a
Jewish Princess is just a spoiled per-
‘son, that's all.

“The people that give me the most
trouble are the Jews," says
Steinberg, remembering how the
Jewish women's organization,
Hadassah, bombarded ABC with
letters opposing the station's deci
sion to call his program, The David
Steinberg Show, Hadassah didn't
want the show to be associated with
a Jewish name and they won.

“It isn't the goyim that object to
the name Steinberg, . .It's the Jews
who are worried that people are go-
ing to think that they're clannish,

“They are very nervous about
their own Judiasm. . .The reaction
is amazing. They are not secure with
their own identity so they can't be
sure what mine is,

‘eabemen

Comedian David Steinberg during his SUNYA appearance Friday
night in the Campus Center Bairoom.

“This was about the most Jewish
audience | ever played to,” said
Steinberg, referringto Friday night's
first show, “But that doesn't
necessarily make it the best audience
because they're looking for a quick
identification with me against the

From left to right, Jerry Mai
Nii

‘on Prioriti

an and Barry Dinerstein, Alumni Quad Board's Committee
display thelr new logo. Story on page four.

ndiebaum, Bryant Monroe, Rob

gentile audience. . .”

Steinberg said he found it con-
descending when somebody called
out, “Don't say shickse!” during a
skit, Shickse is a yiddish word mean-
ing a non-Jewish girl; some people
consider it to be a slur,

Steinberg said he is well aware of
word choice: “You see he's
ing on the thing that he knows the
meaning of, But he's wrong, I'm
deliberately using the word, it goes
over better for a non-Jewish
audience because you get the point
of view that is very accurate,

“According 10 my father, gentiles, °
although very intelligent—sell their
children for whiskey. . .Now that's
prejudice, but it’s got character,
How can 1 get mad at that."

When he's doing ethnic humor,

Steinberg feels he is in a sense, con

veying the pride he takes in his

background,

“It’sfunny to me, . .it illuminates
n other religions

ally exciting that you can do

Creativity also excites Steinberg,
To grow and expand as a comedian
Steinberg says you have to moveinto
new areas for your material,
cominued on page four

Election Result i
SA Election Results Central Council
Commuters Indian
ident cage Vice President** Dianne Piche 208* Jean Stabinsky la
Siew DiMeo Gary Parker asi Bob 'Garelick 192" Mitch Werner 105"
don Leveseon, ane Jeff Hollander 428 Bruce Klein 163* Dutch
Jay Miller 415 Write-ins 68 Cary Klein 163 Larry Gallup 168°
Mat Baoan . Bob O'Brien 150* Paul Birnbaum 166°
Mark ‘Berezow 138% Rich Weiss 153°
SASU Student Assembly Roger Herbert 137° Colonial
University Council Delegate Dave Weprin 134 Michael Lissner 183°
Steve DiMeo 652° Dianne Piche 736° Larryieay (a ile Draenor 13¢¢
Jay Miller 507 Kathy Baron 656" Ellen Deutschman, 134° John Tsui Lise
Jon Levenson 451 Andy Goldstein 624t Alumni State
Gary Bennett 140 Sal Bucci 186 Andy Klein 58* — Gregg Lessne ae
Arthur Hidalgo 42% Jon Lafayette oe
Student Tax Referendum
Mandatory 1193¢ ° e
en m University Senate
. . ‘Alumni Board Commuters Colonial
acces Nathan Salant 38¢ | Andy Goldstein 235° Paul Feldman 173°
tPresident-Elect DiMeo has ap- of 1977 Maureen De Maio 35¢| Cary Klein 190* Mike Kranis, 152°
pointed Goldstein to take the SA President Andy Bauman 34*| Dave Weprin 178* Dutch
President's “automatic” SASU Cheryl Schneider 230* David Coyne 34*] Ellen Deutschman 167° tra Zimmerman 233°
delegate position. Vice President Ira Birnbaum 33*| Bob O'Brien 165* Richard Talesnick 1ss*
Cathy Dower 298" Robyn Perchik 155* Michelle Berkowsky 1st*
**There is a run-off in this election Secretary Susan Grober 142% Indian
since neither candidate had more |  28fet Meunier 300* Mare Kramer 132% Ariane Ulrich i4ie
than 50% of the vote, and neither Treasurer Mare Benecke tgqe | Todd Miles 129¢ Jay Sallaway 125°
conce ded as Levenson did in the Mare Kramer 185° Vice President eel + peal ‘ fir
residential race, Ti «| Gary Bennett Jon Lafayette
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MAY 4, 1976 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS PAGE THREE

In prea. tilease the AQCP,

dimilar problem, which wemsfrom
the fact that’ Alumni Quad is often

ie, ‘and they're firiag teachers
‘while they're spending money on the

‘cameinued from page three

“W's certainly casy’to replace a

Steinberg explained that com-
edians are forced to deal with what
the audience knows. The publicity
surrounding Watergate had made
people aware of political events, and
at that time Steinberg had the
freedom to do political satire for a
mass audience
“i's too dated now to do
Watergate, So I lost my favorite
hour —the act had gone into a
New area,

“What was exciting was that | was’
doing it while the event was happen-
ing, while Nixon was ontelevisionin
that summer of Watergate.

His career going strong, Steinberg,
was due to appear on the cover of
Newsweek the week Nixon resigned,
Nixon bumped him off the cover.

“Ah the final irony, ‘Here | was
making a living off the man, and
God punished me,” said Steinberg
who believes in “some form of
something mysterious."

‘1 was never feligious in my rab-
binical background, i's a mistake
that's always made, just did it to get
‘out of town and along the way 1
happened to pick up) some good
habits. . .Now 1 find # like the
traditions of Judaism tremendou:
ly”

“My wife is Italian but for some
reason we wanted 10 be married by
‘an orthodox Rabbi, From the
‘minute we walked in I knew we had

TODAY!

is the
last day

5» _TO DROP!

(which is recognized by Alumni
Quad eaidy exp explained 0 logical
its actions:

“Recently  SUNYA President
Emmett B. Fields authorized the
change in name of the State Univer-
sity of New York at Albany to the
University at Albany, This action
‘was taken in response to the confu-
sion between SUNY Central and

Steinberg Interviewed Between Shows

made a mistake, . .

‘Mr. Steinberg, your wife 1s of
course a Jew-wesss.'

Yes, and I'm the Jew-ee'"

“Marriage is pretty tricky, . .but
i's worth it," said Steinberg who
calls his wife Judy, his closest friend.
They've been married, “about four
years I think.”

“She works on all of our shows
and it's not tokenism, my wifeis very
highly skilled, She was an associate
producer for the Smother's Brothers
Show.”

Barring another Hadassah letter-
writing campaign, Steinberg’s new
show which premieres on NBCinthe
fall will be called The David
Steinberg Show. Both he and his
00d friend and creative campanion,

YNSELOLEDS

this mass confusion will finally end.”

“Although we areina budget crisis,
itis necessary to overlook the added
cost of changing names, as the un-
iversity did, in order to resolve

‘confused with the University Alumni Alumni Quad’s problem.”

‘Association and the newly erected
Alumni House.

(Draper Complex).
“AQCP has relinquished this

‘According to Dinerstein,the ad-
ministration lied when it said that
‘In addition, Alumni Quadis also the name change would not

mistaken for the downtown campus necessitate great expense.
“They said they weren't going to

change name signs. If you go down
the to the workshops, they're painting

all new signs.”
Vice President for University At.
fairs Lewis Welch, who had heard of
the AQCP action, pointed out there
is “no massive campaign to change
[the school's] image overnight.”
Welch explained that the
changeover will be gradual. "Where
a document is being changed,” he
said, “a sign painted or repainted, a
letterhead replenished . . . we will
try to incorporate elements” of the

Alumni
Quadrangle at Albany’ in hopes that

Zigay Steinberg are busy writing
material for what they feel is a
creatively comic non-satirical fresh
‘attempt at television programming.

Speakers Forum people tell
Steinberg it's time for the second
show so he wraps upthe other half of
his sandwich and puts it in a white
‘canvas bagto take back to the Hyatt
House.

Beaming as he makes his entrance,
Steinberg greets his new audience,
They are receptiveeven when
Steinberg tells how he was married
by a reform rabbi, “just this side of
Nazism.”

“Before 1 came on stage,
someone told me to leave out the
reform rabbi line.

1 told him to go fuck himself.”

funded by student association

to elect

Tues. May 4

Dance Studio

Dance Council
Spring Meeting

3rd floor of Gym

; New members
welcome!

=

come meet

RAMSEY
CLARK

- former Attorney

- US. Senate Candidate
- author of ‘Crime in

Wed. May 5th |

LC 23
4 p.m.

ts 1

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America’

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:

new officer
6:30 p. i

LOSERS

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Wed, May 5th

funded by student association

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RPI Architecture Students :

by Andrea Herzberg

Three respected architects and six
student apprentices have spent the
last three weeks constructing a pro-
ject that isn't worth much—and
they're damn proud of it,

‘As part of a seven

News credit course in
architectural design

Feature offered at Rensselaer

Polytechnic Institute,
Professor Martin Pawiey is having
his students build a garbage house.
The walls are made of steel cans
and glass bottles which are cemented
with mortar, The roof is supported
by trusses composed of newsprint
cores with bottlenecks serving as
joints, and discarded metal strap-
ping to band them together. The ex-
terior roof is sulfur coated card-
board.

The structure is being built at the
top of a hill located behind the RPI
Field House. The land was given by
the school to be used for the experi-
ment which includes plans for @
more-than-willing faculty member to
move in for a while.

‘As far as houses go, the $600 price
tag for materials including a 17 by 34
foot conerete slab for the floor and
sheet rock for the interior walls,
make this experiment in low-cost
housing appear very successful.

This is the fifth time Pawley has
designed and supervised a dwelling
which implements consumer waste
as building materials

“People have done things like
shove beer cans into walls for year
said the English architect, “This
the first time it's being done
systematically.”

Smiling as he gazes at rows of
cemented rims gleaming in the sun,

Pawely points to the newsprintsores
holding up the roof of the structure.
They were donated by the Troy
Times-Record. He explained that
such a newspaper —one with acom-
paritively small circulation —
throws away 150 of those cores per
week. Similiarly, he says it takes
about three minutes for the
‘American Can Company to produce
all the cans they donated for this pro-

materials. — more so than the
building industry.”

Pawley* explained that America
sees tent times more cams than bricks
being createdeveryyear. Hesays that
this is important because if wastes
were to become popular building
materials consumer mass produc-
tion would act as the price:
stabilizing factor,

“You've got a lot of people saying

API students are building this “Garbage House.”

ject.

“Ifyou gotoa canning factory and
see the stuff being pumped out, it's
unbelievable . . . That's really my
argument; the consumer packaging
industry has an unlimited potential
for supplying inexpensive building

that if we use itfor building the price
of garbage will shoot way up. The
demand for bottles could never ex-
ceed what the consumer industry
already produces.”

Thecansthis group used arestan-
dard size number ten cans generally

used in restaurants and cafeterias to. |

stock things like tomato juice, Plek-
ing up a garbage bag full of beer cane
which he says are of a good size for.
the corners, Pawley mentions
the Miller Company who donated
them, is presently involved in a
recycling drive. Although he is
grateful forthe'cans Pawley says that
his group is not concerned with
recycling but with secondary use,
Primarily, Pawley praises secon-
dary use because it provides good yet
cheap building materials, He men-
tioned that opposed to recycling, no
energy is spent remaking waste into
something that can be reused.

When questioned about the
feasibility of garbage building
material Pawley, whose newly
published book is entitled Garbage
Housing, asked “Did you know that
48 ounce bottle of, what isit called?
+. «the Crowd Pleaser can wi
tand the stress of 10,000 pounds?”

“It was intended, as part ofthe ex-
periment, that someone live here,
but thereis some doubt asto whether
or not RPI will permit it, right now it
ooks like its'subject tonegotiation’ "
said Pawley.

Pawley greets Dora Crouch who
teaches architectural history at RPI;
she is busy taking pictures inside the
shell, She has opted to be the guinea
pig and is willing to live in the gar-
bage house for a minimum of six
months.

In order to live there, Crouch is
willing to pay to be hooked up to
drainage, electricity, gas and
telephone, According to Pawley it
shouldn't cost more than $2000,

From the inside you can see the
colorful variety of labeled

SUMMER WORK

For SUNY

A Students

direction”. Crouch said, “Hs
cast papery eh
wall,”

‘The floor inside the shell inutrewn
with cans and student Tim Ryan's
experiment in precasting the cams to.
form building blocks. Standard
procedure was to lay the cans one at

atime like bricks,
Crouch contemplates the disarray.

and says ahe has often asked herself,
“To be logically consistent, should I
have garbage {urniture?. . . Here 1
was all set to take a picture of you
working or something and you
stopped,” she said to architect
Witold Rybezynski who with his
associate Bernard Lefebvre came to

Troy from McGill University in
Montreal to work on the roof,
Rotten Eggs
“They have to take sulfur out of
gus and petroleum because of the

pollution laws , . . Hydrogen Sul-
fide is the gas which smells like
rotten eggs but pure sulfur has no
smell... asweet smell," says Rybo-
zynski as he scoops up some sulfur.

“Here it's about a penny a pound,”
says Rybezynski, “but in volcanic
areas it has absolutely no value,

RPI ends the semester in two
weeks, Seniors Tim Ryan, Debbie
Jones, Scott Stinson, Dave Capelli,
Bob Beck, and Marq Johnson have

hours a day since they started con,
struction in order to complete their
garbage house on time.

According to plan the house is
worthless, but theidea may provein-
valuable,

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Indep

Interviews On Wednesday, May 5

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MAY 4, 1976

ALBANY STUDENT PRESS

Spring Festival 1976

Saturday, May 8 from noon till 10:00 pm

Starring:

NOBODY

A Malibu, Californie, group
called “Counter-Campaign ‘76° is
running “Nobody” for President.
The group's co-founder Victor
‘Koman explains he decided to head
‘up a national campaign for nobody
since 49 percent of the voting age

populationin the 1972electionfailed
or refused to go to the polls, In

Koman’s view, all these people voted
for nobody.

Counter-Campaign ‘76 is spon-
soring a series of radio spots that say
in part: “Last year, nobody lowered

your taxes, Nobody stopped in-
flation’s rite. Nobody ended the
spiraling crime rate. This year,
return the favor—vote for nobody.
In our bicentennial year, the choice
is clear—nobody deserves your vote.

RE-SLAVED
Fundraisers for 40 persons
arrested by Los Angeles Police at an
alleged “Slave Auction” two weeks
‘ago say their money-raising event
will be another “Slave Auction.”
‘Thesponsors have already applied
for a permit from the Los Angeles
Fire Department, and say they were
told that the harnesses and whips
allegedly used on the slaves must be
flameproof, They have also been
told that the slaves must be chained
in such a way they can break loose
and run in case of a fire.
LA. Police made no comment on
plans for the second slave auction.

VOTERS CHOICE

Voters in Oregon won't have to
choote between the lesser of two
evils if an initiative petition drive is
successful.
Gerry Locklear of Springfield,
Oregon, has taunched « statewide
crusade to place “None’ of the
Above” on the ballot in all general
elections,
This would give the voters a
chance to reject all candidates if the
level of competency doesn't meet
their standards,

Under the proposal, voters are _

given aspecific option of rejecting all
candidates for an office. If'*None of
the Above” receives a plurality of
votes in any race, then the office is
declared vacant.

‘A new election must be called by
the Secretary of State within 90 days.
And none of the candidates rejected
the first time around can be on the
ballot the second time.

Weehawken, New Jersey, hae tem
porarily folded a proposed reenact-
ment of the famous Aaron, Burt-
Alexander Hamilton duel, saying
they thould probably forget the
whole thing.

It was at Weehawken in 1804that
the then Vice President Aaron Burt
shot and killed former Secretary of
the Treasury Alexander Hamiltonin
a pistol duel after years of bitter
political rivalry between the two.

Space Administration will launch «
aatellite next’ month carrying a
message to beings we will never
meet,

‘The creatures in this case will not.
bbe beings on distant planets —but the
intelligent life forms expected to be
inhabiting our own earth: . .10
million years in the future.

The 903-pound satellite is called
Lageos—and it will participate in a
number of laser experiments from
space. However, thecraft isexpected
to remain in the Earth's orbit for up
to 10 million years—and, as a result,
special messages to future beings on
the Earth are being tucked inside of
it.

Chris Hillman Band
Chris Rush aye
Jean-Luc Ponty
James Cotton Blues Band
Shawn Phillips
The Persuasions
The Good Old Boys

NYPIRG

Local Board Elections for

- Chairperson - Vice-chairperson - Treasurer
- 2 State Board Representatives

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all students welcome
NYPIRG: We've begun to win.

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Lesbians Fer Freedom, meeting, Thurs. May 6, ? p.m. BIO 248,
All Women welcome.

Wemen in Science Speaker: jil Bonner, Brookhaven National
Laboratory, "Women in ‘Sdence—Propects and Problems,”
Thurs, May 6, 4 pm, PH 129.

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Dance (Disco), Fri. May 7, %% 1. Alden Hell.

$1.50 with tax and $2. without, Admission includes Michelob and

‘Munchies, Spomored by Lesbians for Freedom. All women
welcome.

School of Nursing Faculty | Nursing Students to @ porty,

Fri, May 7, 2-3:30 p.m. in BA 3rd floor lounge.

The Parliamentary Procedure class’ will be holding a mock

democratic convention in the Assembly Hall, Sat. May 8, 10. m.

Tentatively scheduled to be the keynote speaker is Rep. Som
Stratton, All welcome.

Walkathen for Israel and Werld Jewry, celebrating Israel In-
lence Day, Sun. Ls For Lawl info call Adele, 7-7883

ip sersions will be held on Wed.

ions ‘on Wed. May 5, 3 p.m. and

‘Mon, May 10, 1 p.m. Repent tothe Ci munity Service Ollice in
iv. Collag

Free Film “The TM Program in Baseball,” Wed. May 5, 2
and 8 pim inthe CC Auembly Holl”

Phoenix '76 is here and will be ditributedin the CC lobby Wed.
‘Moy 5, and all next week. Watch for itl ai

‘Meet Ramsay Clark the Democratic Candidate for the S
Wed. May 5,4 pim. UC 25. Wil speak ond anwar questions

‘Street Theatre—baied on an Indianlegend, Black Ek’s Dream.
Wed. May 5, 6 p.m. inthe Circle. All welcome.

Bueno Dias Amigos!
Si! we have tacos, enchiladas, burritos, chili, chili dogs
Gringos Welcome Also!

Yes! we have hamburgers, franks, subs
Tues Thurs, 11-8

Young male student neeos

Bloodmobiles: All. groups interested cv. Sever

mobiles, The Red Cross is no ing sponsors for next year's
bloodmobiles. For r@ info call Kathy Stark, 7-7873.

“Just a leetle taste of Mexico”

La Groovy Combo...1.50
(taco, exch, testada)
(also served meatless)

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letters

university vs. universe

To the Editor:

In a time of retrenchment, when resources
fare scarce, the biases and prejudices of this un-
iversity’s higher level managment inevitably
show themselves. While there is little that can
be done about it, at the very least it seems that
itshouldbe commented upon. I mean, perhaps
the people aren't conscious of their prejudices,
and need to be enlightened,

President Fields and the boys seem to lack
‘an appreciation for the sciences. This is not
yurprising, since their records by and large

show they have no training in the sciences,
‘While the president has a gut feelingthat PhD
programs in history and English are vitally im-
Portant to a university, he has nosuch feeling,
apparently, about astronomy. Yet it seems to
bbe only a gut feeling. 1 have seem no clear
arguments of his to support his position. He
apparently relies on the support of those
elements of the history and English
departments that would not be hurt if a few
“big guns” were brought in to lend reputation
tothe embattled programs. Onno morethana
gut feeling and the support of Chancellor

» Boyer and other elements in the university

(none of whom have defended the position
other than to state that the PhD programs are

‘a priori vital to the university) he will even ig-

nore the State Education department and in-
itiate & court suit, to win his point.

__ Astronomy is a field which faces many of
the same problems'as the fields of history and
English. Support for research from the
government is static or declining with each
passing year. Graduates have a difficult time
finding positions. The passing of the entire
astronomy department from this university
did not seem to phase President Fields,

In my own mind, any academic institution

with a claim to being a university should
maintain, at the very least, an undergraduate

. Program in astronomy. Much of today's
mathematics and physical sciences is rooted in
astronomy — astrology developed in ancient
civilizations, “ Astronomy concernsitself
with the universe of which the earth is only an
infinitessimal fleck of dung. In the develop-
ment of human society on earth it has been ap-

Parently possible thus far to mostly ignore

what lies beyond the earth's atmosphere, but
for how much longer will this be possible?

‘There js no perspective in which to place our:
story and our literature except in the cosmic
flow of things which must be studied and ¢x-
plained: with astronomy’s special tools and
techniques.

‘Ando Mr. Fields, when the proverbial “lit:
tle green men” come into your office for a visit
‘one day, I hope they don't mind waiting while
you call over to Harvard or Stony, Brook for
sonieone who can relate to beings who have
never read Keats or studied the decline and fall
of the Roman Empire, but seem to be in-
terested in how old the earth is and wherethey
might find a place to recharge their neutron
drive,

Andy Detwiler
Dept. Atmospheric Sciences.

waste paper

To the Editor:

T honestly feel that one day we will awaken
and find out that there will be no such thing as
teachers or students anymore. The only thing.
that will remain are administrators who will
pass memos among themseives until they die.
At this time I would liketo notify the universi
ty community of another example of ad-
ministrative waste.

‘According to the research of Professor Ber-
nard K. Johnpoll of our Political Science
Department and followed up my mytelf,
maybe a teacher's job could have been saved.
Firstly, was it of utmost importanceto change
the name of the school from the State Univer-
sity of New York at Albany to the University
at Albany. Alas, with a new name must come
new stationary and of course a new logo with
the stationary, The old one color stationary
cost $4.80 per 500 pieces, or about less than a
penny a piece, The new stationary with
multi-color logo and new letterhead costs
$18.60 per 500 pieces or about 3.5.cents apiece,
Maybe with this wasted money Professors
Knight and Brown could still havetheir jobs.

Joseph Cafiero

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‘Brevity is the soubof wit.’

Overseas Opinion

PRESIDENTIAL OBSTACLE COURSE
“The sight of a rolling bandwagon has a powerful appeal in American politics and Mr, Carter's
strongest ase is the balef that heis onthe way. . . But the primary trial isan obstacle course
which progressively eliminates one candidate after another. This process. . . has now reached
the point . . . where it would be a big surprise if the nomination went to anyone beyond Mr.

Carter of Senator Humphrey.
—The Times, London, England (independent).

Obviously, Mr. Carter's choice of words (“ethnic purity"] recalling the fascist jargon of the
past, was imprudent inthe extremé. . . Mr, Carter speaks to audiences without embarassment
‘about love and God. . .“I will never tell lie,” he says often. . . A diligent search goes on for
little lies he may have told, but the more cogent doubts about him concern something else, a

reluctance to take unambiguous positions on matters of policy.
~The Economist, London, England (independent).

‘The talent of this strange politician (Jimmy Carter). . . is that he apparently understood the
‘American people's desire once again to believe in something after the rough times of Vietnam

and Watergate,

—France-Soir, Paris, France (liberal).

No one can say that Mr. Carter will finally get the nomination but these days he is being given
the kind of serious look that old-fashioned mothers in India give to their prospective daughters-
in-law—critical and quietly hopeful. Mr. Carter does not seem to mind.

—M.V. Kamath, 7Imes of india, Bombay/New Delhi, India (independent).

‘The panorama offered by the U.S. in its electoral process is poor indeed, since none of the
aspirants show the qualities of originality, imagination, and intelligence which should be
required of the individual who occupies the White House next January. This situation is not
‘unique to the North American nation. In most of the world's countries there is an abundance of

good politicians and a scarcity of real statesman.
—Francisco Fe Alvarez, Excelsior, Mexico City (moderate).

Ford has yet to show that Grand Rapids thinking can solve America's problems but he. . .
should beseeninthe light of thecompetition. . . Ronald Reaganis at least as conservativeanda
lot meaner. . , Onthe Democratic side the current front runners are Jimmy Carter, a politician
with more positions than a sex manual . . . and Hubert Humphrey who has been retreaded so
often even his rubber tongue shows signs of wear,

—Walter Stewart, Maclean's, Toronto, Canada (independent).

KISSINGER IN AFRICA
Dr. Kissinger will be told bluntly that . . . southern Africa is not part of the U.S. “sphere of
influence”... The leaders of the “frontline” African states—Botswana, Mozambique,
Tanzania, and Zambia—believe that the southern African question must be resolved by Africans
if a new Indochina-type confrontation between the major powers is to be avoided.
—David Martin, The Observer, London, England (independent).

Although the trip will mark a newand higher profile of U.S. policy in Africa, itis not expected
to end American isolation as the only western country that does not recognize the new

government in Angola,
—The Guardian, Manchester, England (liberal).

African leaders are going to wan{ to know. . . American intentions in the event the war in
Rhodesia becomes more intensified. Are the Americans going to enter the fighting on theside of
the minority regime? Are they serious when they threaten Cuba?

—Weekly Review, Nairobi, Kenya

dependent).

The lesson which Dr. Kissinger is learning rather belatedly is that Nigeria is no longer
Prepared to tolerate the bully which he represents in world diplomacy. . . We do not want him.
—Nigerian Observer, Lagos, Nigeria (government-owned).

©1976 World Atlas Review

by Walter Stewart’

Walter Stewart is a columnist for the fort-
nightly “Maclean's of Toronto, from which
this is adapted by Atlas World Review.

The news that the CIA has been tramping
around the world plotting to do in foreign
leaders with exploding shellfish, poisoned
darts, and doctored cigars has put me into
something of a dither, The general U.S.
tesponse to this information, and to reports
that the FBI had conducted a campaign of ly-
ing and spying against U.S, citizens, was mix-
ed, Mott Americans were outraged at the FBI
bbut not at the CIA. The distinction, apparent-
ly, was that the CIA operated mainly against
foreigners and the FBI mainly against
‘Americans, Hiring the Mafia to poison Fidel
Castro was okay; sending threatening notesto
Martin Luther King was not.

‘Washington commentator Hugh Sidey told
us on television the other day to remember
“the almosphere in which these actions took
place,” It was atime, he said, when “if we had
‘any worries about the CIA it was whether they
were tough enough." The FBI's actions,
however, were “despicable,” I found the logic
hard to follow. Sen, Walter Mondale was
cheered by the fact that so many plots went

The CIA in the Great North Woods

haywire; it showed, he thought, that
‘Americans make bum murderers. In fact the
CIA seems to have been cleared more by good
luck than bad management.

°

Accordingly, I was a troubled man when I
trotted around to the Pentagon to seek solace
from an intelligence operative who works out
of the basement there. Col. S. Pion was ob-
viously expecting me. “I thought you'd be
around,” he said, “1 suppose you're all upset
about this CIA thing?” ‘

“Well, I am, a bit, I can't help wondering
where this leaves Canada.”
uuperbly molded eyebrow, Pion
chair, “What,,’ he wanted to
know, “has this (o do with Canada?”

1 stammered, “Well, if you're going to go
around assassinating foreign leaders, you've
got to see how nervous that makes your

“I don't see at all,” he replied, “kindly ex-
plain.”

“Take this business of Castro, dustingtoxin
on his boots to make his beard fall ou... would
you do something like that to us? I mean,it'sa
well-known fact that Prime Minister Trudeau
{snot as,..hirsute as he once was...”

“My dear fellow,” interrupted the Colonel,
‘what absolute nonsense, Canada is our

the Middle East, or Asia, of course, or

dream of such a thing” Europe-lot of American investment in Eu-
“Yes but suppose we were to elect rope, South America, too, also Antarctica, the

somebody you didn't approve of What if, for North, Melanesia, the West Indies-a few

example, Canada was to elect an NDP (New places like that.”

Democratic Party] government, and it went I said that was a great relief.

around nationalizing American firms like  “Besides,we've cleaned out that old lot; the

Chile? CIA is getting a new chief, far removed from
“NDP?” asked Pion. “Isn't that a musical political pressures.”

goup? {ve got something in my files about “Who is that?”

Red Ed and his Lightly Lefties but I always “George Bush, Former chairman of the

assumed it was a band.” Republican National Committee. Anyway,
ted oi a pola pany you've read the report, We're considering

and who is this fellow ‘making it illegal. positively against the law, to

‘That would be Ed Broadbent. He's con- run around salina gttge once dur-

sidered by some people to be a strong ing peacetime. What more do you want?”

nationalist, That was nice, I said, but sometimes, in
The Colonel was scribblingsomethingona Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, it was hard for an

pad." And what does he SAY? outsider tottell when the U.S, was at war. Who

dearest friend, our closest ally. No one would

_ “He says Americans have too much power would decide?
in Canada.’ . “Oh, ‘Ithink we can safely leave that tothe
‘Not 10 worry," said the Colonel, still President."

scribbling furiously, “everybody says\ that
these days, I can assure you we would take no
action in @ case like this,

“When would you take action?”

“Only when vital American interests were weight off my mind,
at stake, Wedon't go around the world trying “Think nothing of it,” he replied. “Oh, and
to play God, you know. we simply act in our just one thing. This fellow Broadbent -do you
national interest, In Africa, for example, or _ know if he eats much shellfish?”

“Who will act on the recommendation

“The CIA, of course,”
| told the Colonel he had lifted a great

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ALBANY STUDENT PRESS

MAY 4, 1976

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° The Millionaire

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“When « candidate concedes, the election is over. Jon Levenson conceded Friday morning”
: S.A. Supreme Court Justice Ira Lee Birnbaum,
commenting on the Court's decision to not allow Jon Levenson to run in the rinoff.

ov7e-HERBLocK.

How many of you out there in the studio
audience remember the show “The
Millionaire?” in the show a philanthropist,
John Bereford Tipton weekly signed over a
check for one million dollars payable to a
needy person of his choice. His courier,
Michael Anthony, would deliver the check to
the dumbfounded recipient.

This show, off the air for a number of years
now, was recently re-released with two new
stars; Barbara Walters, the recipient, and
William Sheehan, president of ABC News, the
philanthropist.

Miss Walters, co-host of the NBC “Today
show has a contract which runs out with NBC
in September, subsequently ABC tried to woo
her to their side. Their offer must have
appealed to her because she signed with ABC
‘and will be leaving NBC inthe near future. She
will become a major personality of ABC News
and the co-anchorperson with Harry
Reasoner, of the ABC evening news. She will
become the world's highest paid newscaster
hhaving signed a one million dollar a year con-
tract with ABC for the next five years, Miss
Walters will be the first woman ever to present
the evening news over a major television
network. She reacted in the following manner
to the announcement of her contract signing
with ABC: “I'm leaving (NBC) with nothing
but the happiest feelings. I's not a matter of
whose offer was better (NBC's offer to keep
her versus ABCs offer to get her, that is). /’m
not so concerned about money. (italics mine)
‘This is a breakthrough for all of us in jour-
nalism,” (Here referring to the fact that she
Will be the first woman to regularly broadcast
the evening news.)

When I came across the above italicized line
while reading the newspaper at breakfast |
almost choked on my scrambled eggs. if she
Was 50 selflessly committed to the cause of
journalism she would have taken the job for

, even though the
ng offered for that

fifty thousand dollars
position at ABC wasn't
price

When you talk about one million dollars
thereis no way you ean'tbe “concerned about
money.” Inflation or no inflation, one million
dollars is a lot of money.

What seems less than proper about the
whole to-do is the fact that the fanfare sur-
rounding it resembled more that of a movie
queen signing a part in a major motion pic~
tuse than that of a journalist changing job
assignments.

Joen Chancellor, Walter Cronkite, and
Harry Reasoner maintain popularity and
appeal with certain segments of the viewing
audience, and one can even go so far to say
that since they are TV stars of a sort they have
4 certain number of fans who watch them
regularly.

-

The difference between these three
gentlemen and Miss Walters is that not only
does she have a loyal following, but, in addi-
tion, she solicits fans. She loves the role of be-
ing the semi-journalist, semi-entertainment
figure, When was the last time Chancellor,
Cronkite, or Reasoner sub-hosted the
as she did last year’?
the sole party
to be looked upon in a cynical manner, ABC
News after all initiated the contract offer,
which prompted NBC to meet ABC's offer
almost dollar for dollar-apparently to no
avail. What some athletes have brought to
sports with their outrageous salaries, ABC
News has brought to their newsroom in the
person of Barbara Walters. In both cases
these people are getting paid more than they're
worth,

The evening news should be your windowto
observe the world, ABC is apparently more
concerned with the window dressing,

| A Fairy Tale?

Once upon a time, tucked away in a small corner onthe third floor of the Campus
Center at SUNYA, there existed a small kingdom. Few knew what the kingdom did,
and, to be perfectly honest, few cared.

Every year around the end of April, the subjects of the kingdom emerged from their
peaceful hideaway and created such fuss and bustle-that, momentarily, they attracted
the attention of some of the students that attended the scholarly university. The
subjects of the kingdom scampered about the campus pasting up signs, handing out
leaflets, and drag'.ug banners across stairwells in an effort to make themselves known.

The busy subjects spoke of elections to the somewhat puzzled students. “Elections!”
they laughed. “Elections for what???"

Finally, the subjects were able to convince some students that the kingdom was in
search of anew king, anew cfown’prince, new lords and nobles, and other subservient

workers. Jt amused the students to watch the serfs of today working hard to become
the kings and crownprinces of tomorrow.

And so the days of the great decision came, “Who will be our new king?” murmured
the serfs. “Who will replace us?” wondered the incumbents. “Who gives a crap?”
laughed the students.

Nonetheless, the students flocked to the polling places in ones and twos. By the
it was all over, almost a visible minority of the students had taken part inthe selection
process. The votes had been cast, and the subjects of the kingdom gathered together in
their nook to tally them.

Deep into the night, they counted and counted. When all the votes were finally
tallied, two candidates emerged carryingthe bulk of the vote, But neither of them had a
sufficient number to win. Thus it looked like they would be deadlocked ina run-off,

Meanwhile, some of the subjects grew weary of their task. They were counting the
votes for the selection of candidates to the kingdom's most secretive house of lords,

‘Why count?” snickered one of the subjects. “We can
just throw all the ke every fourth ballot that hits the floor,
multiply that by the square root of the number represented in the alphabet by the first
initial of the candidate's last name who is circled first on that particular ballot. That
should give us a random sample, no?"

“Weeeceeccee!!!" shouted the subjects as they ran about the chamber tossing ballots
up in the air, “isn't this fun!"

After they had finished with their cantankerous count, they pondered a means of

isposingwith the nasty ballots, “Well,” one subject thought aloud, “when the king had

sty tapes, he burned them, And when one of the king's serfs had a nasty Council
agenda, he burned that, so...” Their faces lit up with joy, a8 the ballots burst into
flames.

‘Ah, yes, back tothe run-off, One of the candidates for king later conceded, but still
later he didn't, and even later than that the king's supreme sorcerers finally decided that
he really did.

But, in the midst of all that, one of the candidates for crown prince offered the other
candidate for crown prince the job of counting coins if he agreed to drop out of the
race. All of the subjects in the kingdom scurried about spreading rumors and

out different deals that were being made,
ayed and played until they had run out of time andenergy. And where did all
of their playing get them? The students who had taken the time to look laughed harder
than ever before, Yet deep in their hearts, the students hoped that someday the people
of the kingdom, subjects and rulers alike, would cease their daily joustingand advance
into a period of Renaissance, Only then might the laughter finally die.

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Recollections, contrivances,
dreams, griefs, and gladnesses: these
elements are all at work in the best of
fiction, and the writer who finds the
proper balance of these elements
achieves expressive clarity (that
singular vision that accompanies the
best of art). The task of the writer is
here akin to the task of the
translator. He must translate the
elemental thoughts into symbols
and then into words on the printed
page.

Viadimir Nabokov is a brilliant
linguist in the translation of the
“language of symbol” into literary
form, In his novels, Lolita, Pnin,
The Defense, Ada and othe
Nabokov's characters and their
situations (often highly improbable)
come alive, demanding the reader to
see far beyond the events described
in the novel. Short stories are often
more difficult to create. They de-
mand greater clarity, and impose
strict limits of space on the writer.

The stories in Details of a Sunset
culled from Nabokoy’s carly Rus
sian emigre works, are gems. These
combinations of wit, irony, and
pathos, are fine examples of the
gains to be found in a writer's self-
imposed discipline

Nabokov’s use of ironical twists is,
everywhere apparent. Wheninthe ti-
tle story, the protagonist, Mark, is
suddenly struck and killed by a pass-
ing trolly, before receiving word of
the desertion of his fiance in favor of
another man, we are struck both by
the tragedy and by the real comedy
of the situation,

Here isa man,deliriously happy
in the other-woridly love of woman,
killed by the most mundane of
mechanical devices. This, moments
before he was to be destroyed by a

different enemy; grief, crouched in
theform of a fickle woman, When, in
the last moments, Mark calls out for
his love, wondering why shes not by
his si mood changes abruptly:
the all encompassing power of love
shows its tragic side.

Yet the reader is not left with a
feeling of despair. He is instead ex-
hilarated, for the loss that we
witness is balanced by our apprehen-
sion of a life made worthwhile by
ature of its intensity. It isan affir-
jon of life
he Return of Chorb.” we are
once again confronted by the subtle-
ly of the line dividing tragedy from
comedy. On honeymoon, young
bride is killed by touching alive wire
In order to purge his grief and
crystalize his memories, the husband
must retrace the young couple's
movements. He even hires a
prostitute to stay with him in the
young couple's first honeymoon
suite. He does not have intercourse

with her, but merely wants her to
help him feel his lost wife's pr

The husband's pil
becomes a nightmare yet it is also
funny. The opposition of the purity
of his love against the sordidness of
the prostitute, and the manner of his.
widow's death are intensely black
comic, Nabokov has stripped away
rationality. There is no explaining
this story, except to say that it is a
reflection of the irrationality of
tragic emotion.

Several of these stories are mere
sketches, It is the tightness and
clarity of the images that sustains
them. In” ide to Berlin,” the
narrator, seated in a pub, gh
an adjoining room, He see
regarding a pool table

He will remember the billiard
table, and the — coatless evening
visicor who used ta draw back his
sharp white elbow and hit the ball
with his cue. .

can't understand what vou see
down there," says my friend, turning
back toward me.

What indeed! — How can 1
demonstrate to him thar 1 have
glimpsed future
recollections

The many layers of meaning reel
in our heads as we contemplate this
last simple statement, What is the
relation of the narrator to the boy,
when in years hence. his observation
will itself be a recollection? The
reader is left on very fragile ground,
His perceptions are all relative; he is
haunted by the unrelenting sagacity
of memory.

Vladimir Nabokov is an author
whose imaginative powers never fail

somebody's

to astound, These stories are
fascinating and entertaining. They
reveal Nabokov's heightened

perceptions and sharp wit.

Reflections of a
Russian Emigré

“Details of a Sunset and Other Stories” by Viadimir Nabokov, McGraw-Hill, 1976, 178 pgs.

watermelon,
green dog of the flowers.

only a fanatic frugivore
would enjoy

a day of hunting you

inside a field.

and the rip

of your two perfect shoulders
into halves of fruit—

© how painful

this summer.

then you're finally revealed,
no longer an ovular box
of green mystery.

Subway Ride

The young girl,

just a few feet from her mother,
‘must have grown a bit

Peering from her own seat

at the rush hour faces around her
her feet miles from the ground
her shoulders wedged between
an Alexander's shopping bag

‘old man's itchy tweed.
Imagining she's all grown up,
checking to see that she hasn't,

an

you are two moons
congested by so many seeds,
full moons, red desire

for a hundred tongues.

two red moons

beginning to bleed

a Vegetable blood.

why watermelon

are you an infinite forehead

and lame

because you have no legs

on which

you may run away?

why do the children

of the world

gnaw at you (helpless

as you are)

until they abandon you

leaving a pile of wet green ribs

piled across the paths of the parks?
—Charles Hayes

—Edward J. Rader

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single-handedly whipped his club.

“T'vé never seen him play better,” league-record crowd of 19,034.
said Nugget forward Bobby Jones,
bit baffled at the ineffectiveness
his defensive efforts against Erving. vious: stop Erving.

“The Doc is the greatest player in “We must do a better job on
the world,” said New York Nets Julius,” said Brown. To do so,
Coach Kevin Loughery, whose team Denver has to keep the men who

pionship series.

Jp in Fi

The 6
points, many of them on the inered-

1B to take a 1-0 guard Erving out of foul trouble.
Jones had six fouls Saturday night,
reserve forward Gus Gerard five and
center Dan Issel, who sometimes left

Dear Student,
You are cordially invited to attend our Deparmen-

tal Reception in honor of Professor Edoho Bassey
Edoho who is returning to Nigeria after seven years
of distinguished service to this University.

The reception will take place on Wednesday, May
5, 1976 at 7:00 PMinthe Campus Center Ballroom.

There will be a performance by the Burundi
Dnacers at the reception.

See you at the reception!!!

York's 24 points.

Sincerely,

whbrat A Sambrwi-

Ibrahim A. Gambari

third shots with regularity. Inaspan challenged insi

The Nuggets’ task in Game Two, ' of four minutes of the final quarter, a foul, But I just let it fly.” ‘nat
scheduled here Tuesday night, is ob- New York scored six straight baskets
on rebounded shots,fourbyErving, those ‘of the Nuggets’ two fine dividual contract form would

Denver had rallied from deficits of
at least nine points in the first three
quartersto make agamefittoward Pout 0h peng’
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‘one point on eight occasions in the rebounds and had 14 pointsinasub- bs t, would re-
last period, but couldn't seem to get stitute role, RCI ARSE orien vine neces
the bigrebound whenthey neededit.

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about to explode with one of its
typicul second-half comebacks, took: who scored 18 points, suffered a
total command of the Nets’ offense, severe sprain to his left wrist and ix ‘Ped from the team. Under the
Inthefinal 7:43, hescored 18 of New questionable for Tuesday night's

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Larry Brown, licking his wounds came ona 20-foot baselinejumper at In the fourth period of Saturday dribbies but Jones cut me off, and I receiving Monday a suggested model
after Julius “Dr. J," Erving almoit the buzzer that gave the Nets a 120- night's game, the Nets stayed in con- was forced to take a shot I didn’t contract, prepared by their union, to
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ind maybe drawn negotiations with the NFL's 28

His performance overshadowed

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rookies, David Thompson and replace the NFL's Standard Player

Webster, Thompson scored 30
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claims favors the owners.

pulled down a career-high 18

Jones Questionable
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played too well to have that happen.

Fowler. Bill Bartholmae, who scored.
twice, now has five goals in his last

‘They are a very talented team but'l three games.

think we have improved tremen-
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cour performance.”

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May 4, 1976.

Split Doubleheader With Colgate

Drop Opener 10-2,

Cop Second, 5-4;

DiLello Gains First Victory of Spring

by Mike Piekarski

You win some, you lose some.
‘And sometimes you do both. That
was the case Saturday as the Great
‘Danes varsity baseball team traveled
to Colgate and split a doubleheader;
Jouing the first game 10-2, then boun-
cing back to win the second, 5-4 in
six innings,

Overall, the team record now
stands at 10-16-1 for the fall-spring

sons. (The tie came at Siena ina
disputed darkness-shortened game.)

John Dollard started for the
Danes in Saturday's opener and was
victimized by the long ball, The Red
Raider's Zack Passaretti homered in
‘the second inningto give the hosts an
early 1-Olead and, for Dollard, it was
downhill all the way.

When Passaretti came up again in
the fourth, there were two Raiders
on, and again he came through; this
time with a two-run double, Ken
Murphy's three-run blast in the next
frame gave Colgate a quick 6-0 lead
and put the game out of Albany's
reach,

With Jim Case on the mound, the
‘Danes were stymied. “We couldn't
‘really initiate much of a threat
plained Albany coach Bob
Burlingame, Case had the game well
in hand—and the Danes shut out—
until the last inning. When they
finally did get on the scoreboard in
the seventh, the visitors found
themselves trailing by ten—thanks
toa four-run Colgate outburst inthe
sixth,

Mike Gamage Jed off the Albany
seventh with a base hit, hissecond of
the game. One out later, John
Zanella singled and Mike Mirabella
walked to load the bags. A
succeeding force out scored Gamage
with the first run and a ground ball
error by the first baseman plated
Zanella with the final tally.

Case allowed the Danes only five
hits with Gamage picking up two of
them, But the second game was a
different matter.

With the rains coming down,
Albany struck first as Jim
Willoughby crashed an rbi double in
the first inning, But Colgate bounced
right back in their half, scoring two
runs on only one hit to grab a 2-1
lead.

In the fourth, Colgate scored
without benefit of a hit, A strikeout
and a wild pitch allowed a Raider to
reach first, DiLello’s balk moved him
to second, a stolen base sent him (0
third, and an infield error scored
him,

Trailing 3-1 now, the Danes began
to fight back. In the visiting fifth,
Scott Demner led off with an infield
single, John Craig singled, and when
Jeff Breglio bunted, all hands were
safe when pitcher McNally booted
the bath

When Willoughby followed witha
screaming drive into rightcenter, it
looked like the Danes might take the
lead. But a fine running catch by
centerfielder Passaretti saved two
runs as only Demner scored on the

Trackwomen 4th at Cornell;
Sherwood Cops 100 and 220

by Cheistine Belling

“I'm pleased” said coach Bobbi
Palm, “because we're closing the
point gap each time we compete
against these top-notch teams

‘The Albany State Women's track
team placed 4thin a list of eight team
entries: inthe Cornell Invitational on
Saturday,

Cortland, well-stacked in every
event, swept the meet with a total of

120 points, leaving an cighty-point
wp to Cornell's 36 point second
place score, Lhman came in third,
with a ten point cushion over
Albany's 25 point effort. ‘The
remaining entries were Alfred Un-
iversity (25 pls.), Rochester Institute
of Technology (1 pt.) and St
Bonaventure and ‘Hartwick, both
with no point scoring.

Scoring in cight out of fifteen
events, the Danettes held their own
son Cornelt's home track, according
to Palm, "Track is a matter of
dedication,” continued Palm, “and
most of the athletes here have a good
share of it,”

Double winner Charlene
Sherwood took the 100 yd, dash in
11.8 seconds, (heat time 11.7) and
the 220 yd, dash in 26.8, ‘Terri Bates,
runningyin the same events, placed
Sth in che 100 (12,0) and 3rd in the
220 (27.4), adding two points to
Sherwood's total for w 12 pt. com-

bination from these two events.

‘The 440 relay team of Sherwood,
Bates, Gayle Boden, and Diane
Felton trailed in second place in $4.0
seconds, 6.6 seconds shy of
Lehman's winning time, The mile
relay team consisting of Lisa Booth,
Jan Forger, Nancy Paffarath and
anchor Mary Ellen Foley finished
Sth out of eight entrees.

In the 440 run, Foley dropped to
Tah with a time of 66,3 seconds, In
long distance running, Pat Murphy
crossed the tape in 13 minutes, 10.9
seconds for a Sth place position in
the 2-mile event.

Hurdler Twink" Sugihara finish
ed 6th in the 440 hurdles with atime
of 86,0 seconds. On the field, javelin
thrower Paffarath hit 99'2" for
third place ribbon while Anne
Morris reached the 4'5" mark, taking
fifth in the high jump

“We have more depth and ens
perience than in the past," added
Palm, “When we're running against
such good competition as we are
now, we can't help but improve.
We'd rather run and field on a more
competitive level than stay in a rut
for the sake of a clean loss record.”

‘The first annual Albany In-
vitational will be held this Saturday,
May 8, Thestarting gun wil go off at
11:00am to begin the competition,
Spectators are welcome,

sac fly.

Gamage, who has been racking up
hhite right and left recently, then
followed with a two-bagger and the
score was now tied at 3-3. But
Albany was not through. An inten
tional pass to Markowitz loaded the
bags for Mirabslla who singled
through the hole between short and
third to drive in two more.

Colgate scored in the sixth on a
single, a walk, error and double play.
With the Danes leading 5-4 afters.«,
the rains were coming down even
harder, and the game was called, giv-
ing DiLelto the win—his first of the
spring. Accordingto Burlingame, he
“pitched a real good ballgame.”

Colgate, incidentally, is the alma
mater of Burlingame. “It was a
pleasure beating them that second
ame,” he commented,

The H-hit Dane attack was paced
by Willoughby and Mirabella, each
‘of whom garnered two hits: a single
and double,

Under the Lights

Thursday, Albany travels to
Bleecker Stadium to play under the
lights, Albany, who sports a 6-10-1
record this spring, may possibly play
that tie game to its conclusion. Two
weeks ago, the Danes and Indians

In Saturday's second game w:

were tied 8-8 with Albany still bat-
ting in the bottom of the ninth, Be-

cause of darkness it reverted to the
Previous inning when Albany was
ahead. The win was credited to

the winning blow.

Albany but Siena protested the deci-
sion, setting up the tie game. A ruling
has not been made as of yet. In any
case, Thursday's game will be played
beginning at 7:30 p.m.

Post’s Big 4th Nails Stickmen

by Craig Belt

For three quarters the Albany
State lacrosse team played just about
goal for goal with the thirteenth
ranked college division team in the
nation, but then the bubble burst
and C.W. Post erupted for six fourth
period goals to defeat the Danes 12-
6, Saturday

“I said in the beginning of the
year we could play with any college
division team in the nation and f
think Saturday's performance prov-
cd it,” said Danes coach Bill Fowler.

However, afier the first eleven
minutes it looked like the game was
over as the visitors grabbed an early

Third period action iniast week's Brockport contest. Danesiost to C.W, Post Saturday

“The defense was too concerned
with their all-American attackman
(Chris Quinn) and weren't playing
the defense,” said Fowler. “But once
we settled down we shut them down
the whole second period and most of
the third.”

Gary Miller was just tremendous
in goal and Fowler credited him with
keeping the Danes in the game the
whole first half

Terry Brady got the offense rolling
in the second half as he put atenfoot
screen shot behind Post goalie Paul
Curcio. Tom Grasiose then scored
off a pretty feed from attackman Bill
Schmoht and the Danes were within
‘one at 5-4,

Both teams then exchanged goals
with O.5, Alexander scoring for Post
and Bill Bartholmae getting his se-
cond of the day for the Danes, and
believe it or not, Albany was enter-
ing the fourth quarter trailing
powerful CW, Post by only one
goal, 6-5.

But then the roof fell in as Post,
led by Quinn’s four fourth period
goals, put down the young upstarts
with a six goal barrage, Aaron Berg
got State's sixth goal , but it wasn't
enough.

“We didn't deserve that kind of en-
ding,” said Fowler, “They scored on
a lot of junk at the end and we just

continued on page fifteen

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the victors

erupted for six fourth period goals to win going away.

Fields Promises Housing: ©
Mohawk May Be Converted

by Spence Raggio

Mohawk Tower may be returned
to the students.

Ina statement released yesterday,
President Emmett Fields said, “the
problem [of lack of dormitory space)
must and will be solved at least at its
minimum level by August 1977." He
defines minimum level caflier on as
200 residence spaces

Fields did not specify exactly
where these 200 spaces would be
found, but did mention Mohawk
Tower with its approximate 400 bed
capacity as the most obvious

Hement came ay a result of
negotiations with SA President
Andy Bauman, who has been work-
ing on the conversion of Mohawk
Tower since October, “It's a yer
fater and hall the number 1 was
shooting for. se 1 consider it a loss,”
said Bauman, “But I'm just happy
that he finally did something.”

Onc of the major considerutionsin
the conversion of Mohawk Tower is
finding space for the faculty already
located inthe Lower, The downtown

able solution, in
soon Lo be vacated
nd the Milne
tain Future of
the space inthe Draper complex hay.
according to Fields, prevented the
commitment of “additional uptown

campus is one
fight of the 5
by the All

space for student residence this fall,”

Dean of Student Affairs Neil
Brown emphasizes that Fields has
made no commitment on a specific
space, but said that any available
space will come as the result of
“space trade-offs.”

Brown sces Mohawk Tower as a
desirable residence area but also suid
that “faculty availability must be
given prime consideration,”

The Space Utilization Committee
appointed by Fields will look into
several proposals over the next few
months. Fields said, “I am confident
that an effective plantouchievethese
goaly will be shaped before the end of
calendar 1976,"

by Jonathan Levenyon
The redecorating of SUNYA Presi-
dent Eauett Lrelds’ residence wats
paid (or With oer $13,000 of univer
sity Hinds, aecording toa ypokesman
Arom the Ottige ob Business Attar

The house, on Lenox Road, in
Schenectady. is owned by Union
College and was received as a
private donation, According 1 a
two-year contract between Union
and: SUNYA,*the> university pugs

Parker Wins By Large

hy Daniel Gainey

Gary Parker became Student
Association's new Vice President
fast night

Parker soundly defeated Jeff
Hollander in a run-off election 62%
to 38%

Hollander, while congratulating
Parker, sid it was “Loo bad”
Parker's campaign was slanderous.
“The students were subjected to an
unfortunate mudslinging
paign,” he said.

'm flabbergasted that he can
think that." said Parker,
anything slanderous.”

The campaign was conducted

airly by both candidates.” said

Acting Election Commissioner J
Lateyette. “No. vialations were
reported at all.” he added,
“Gary was an_underdog.”
mented President-Elect. Steve
DiMeo, “and he proved toa lot of
people that he could win, He'll work
very hard [next year).” DiMeo had
run with Hollander during the
eral election.
The run-off was required because
6X writes
ither candidate from
than $06%.for
a slight plurality in the first vote
Parker won 881 to $47, He won
decisively at every voting area except
Dutch Quad, Hollander’s home

com-

votes had prevented

majority,

Student Survival Kit Fraud
Now Under Investigation

by Mark

A committee has been formed to
investigate complaints stemming
from the distribution of finals week
survival kits to SUNYA students.

Last semester an organization
calling itself the Student Rescue
Committee sent advertisements: to
parents of SUNYA students. The
ads contained order forms for a sur-
vival kit which was reported to con-
tain humorous messages and high
energy snack foods that would help
students survive the crisis of finals
week.

Jn conjunction with these survival
kits the university committee will
vestigate complaints of misleading
advertising, fraue, and failure (0
comply with university solicitation
policy.

Committee member and Director
of Student Activities Pat Buchalter
voiced the charge of misleading
advertising: “Many parents in-

terperted it [The Student Rescue
Committee|as being university sane-
tioned”.

The opening sentence of the
advertisement reads: “On December
1S your SUNY at Albany Student
enters the most crucial, nerve rack-
ing period of the entire academic
year — Fina) Exams!" Apparently
the use of the phrase SUNY at
Albany led many parents to believe
that the whole project was coor-
dinated th.ough the university. The
Student Rescue Committee has ab-
sclutly no ties whatsoever with
SUNYA.

‘The survival kit was priced at
$6.95 and many students felt the kit
was worth well below that figure.

The contents of the kit consisted
of bubble gum, beef jerkys, crackers,
sunflower seeds, cheese snacks and
chinese fortune cookies, As adver-
tised these were supposed to be

continued on page three

SUNYA President Emmett B. Fields, right, and outgoing SA President Andy Bauman, Fields hasnot
ordered that Mohawk Tower be converted to dormitory space, which Bauman considers a “loss
Bauman had worked since October. Fields said he would find 200 beds, but did not specily where.

Fields’ House Costs State Over $13,000

$250 per month rent, plus
maintenance and utilities

Phe late (8th early: 19th century
Structure, situated on two acres of
jand and valued at over $100,000,
way remodeled with over $13,000
worth ol state paid furnishings
“compatible with the building's
according to an ad=
ministrative souree, Some of this
wats reportedly paid fram Chancellor
Ernest Boger's’ discretionary funds;

Margin In

quad, where he truited by 20 votes
The complete results by polling
place (ollow

style

Parker Mullanter

Colonial 209. "7
Duteh. 125. (as
Indian 128. 50
State (85, KI
Alumni 55.. 32
Campus Center... 182 122
XKI $47

FSA Rebate

the rest from SUNY A's budget.
Decorator Flown In

An additional, unspecified
amount was paid to renovate and
redecorate the house, Several
sourees mentioned that an interior
decorator consultant from Houston,
Texas was flown in to assist in the
project.

President Fields himself
tributes about $100 per monthtathe
University as his share of the costs of

VP Run-off

Pucker was pleased with (he
results, and said that he is “excited
about next year,”

cone

Controller
Parker joins the SA executive
branch which includes DiMeo and
Probably Nolan Altman, now
AMIA treasurer, ay Controller.
DiMco expects to nominate him and
have him approved by the new Cet
tral Council next week,

Schedule

Will Begin Wednesday

Beginning on Wednesday, meal
plan students will be able to pick up
their FSA rebates at the check-
cashing windows in the Campus
Center.

The schedule for receiving refunds
based on the first letter of the
student's last _name is as follows:
A-E Wednesday, May 12
F-K Thursday, May 13
LAR Friday, May 14
S-Z Saturday, May 15
The time for rebates all four days is
between 10:00 a.m, and 5:30 p.m,

May 17-21 is the period
designated for students who cannot
make their scheduled time. The time
for rebates on these days is between
10:00 a.m, and 4:30 p.m.

Valid Card

Ig order to receive. a refund
students must show a valid meal
card—there will be no refunds
without one, Students can only
receive their own rebate,

Ia student has a temporary meal
card, they must show a permanent
university 1.D. card to get a rebate If
astudent terminated her or his bourd
contract during the semester, a per=

manent university LD, must be
shown,

Students are to cometo the check-

hing window at their designated
time and will sign a key punch card
that has their aame and the amount
to be received.

Mf there are any problems, the
will be forms available at che
cashing. This will be filled out and
lelt at check-cashing, The student
will receive a check by mail after the
problem is resolved,

The amount of money received by
students will vary depending on the
individual meal plan. Students will
receive four percent of the total
amount of board paid for the yeur
The refunds should average $25 and
will be paid out in cash,

For people who do not pick up
their refunds between May 12 and
21, checks will be mailed to the last
address on file with the university,
An FSA spokesman encourages
students (0 pick up their rebates
when scheduled to avoid later confu-
sion, The first week in the Fall wit! be
the final time to handle any rebate
problems,

upkeep on the house,

Fields’ house is funded by the state
in order to keep up with the SUNY
rule calling for state colleges to
provide # permanent residence for
their presidents. ‘The new site in
Schenectady was picked,

od Deal

Several university administrators
feel that the present housing
arrangement is « good deal for the
university since Cotal payments are
very low,

The use of this property “leaves
unresolved the question of & perma:
nent residence Lor the Preside:
cording 10 one SUNYA ad-
ministrator, “Hecuuse of the state
freeze on capital coasteaction and
the problems with the bond market
money will probably not be
allacuted for 4 purpose like this (to
build a residence forthe president).”

Council Elects
New Chairman

Greg Lessne was elected Chairper=
son Wednesday night of the new
1976-77 Council. Bruce Klein was
elected View Chairperson after the
Council was deadlocked for more
than three hours between Rich
Greenberg and Cary Klein, Evene
tually, Greenberg and Cary Klein
hath agreed to withdraw, and on the
2nd ballot Bruce Klein defeated
Ellen Deutchmnan, who was another
compromise candidate,

Editorials
Letter
Movie Timetable

This is the final issue of the

Albany Student Prew for the

Spring 1976 semester, A special

summer edition of the ASP will
be published in June,