Albany Student Press, Volume 79, Number 17, 1992 April 7

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Men's lacrosse rolls
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Column: This is not what
politics should be

PUBLISHED AT THE STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK AT ALBANY BY THE ALBANY STUDENT PRESS CORPORATION

Zins Tuesday
[8 Be April 7, 1992

Democrats make late push for NY votes

Gov., Hillary Clinton Pa et fulfill the national education
speak at St. Rose

goals that Bush has put on the backburner
By Pam Resnick

since the governors agreed to them in 1989,”
Arkansas Goy. Bill Clinton and his wife,

she said.
Hillary Clinton spoke about two other of
Hillary, appeared at the College of St. Rose
Saturday to speak to the public of his

the governor’s program proposals for this
campaign for the 1992 Democratic

nation.
She said the governor wants an
Presidential nomination.
The governor was actually a surprise guest

apprenticeship program to train them in
those skills which will keep them in check
at what was meant to be a breakfast/forum
for Hillary Clinton.

with the children in Europe and Asia.”
Another proposal she mentioned was the

He spoke briefly about a few issues, “National Service Trust Fund... Any person
including Jerry Brown’s controversial tax could borrow the money for college.”
Proposal, a national health policy and a She expanded on her husband’s mention
national education standard. of a System of National Health Care. “We

Clinton said he views the tax problem as are spending more money on a system than
an incentive to “wage war on poverty, just as most countries do, and we are not even
Bush waged war on Saddam Hussein.” covering everybody.”

“We need to lower taxes.. and turn this “Why-don’t we invest in preventing health
country around with investments in the inner problems instead of worrying about health
Cities,” Clinton said. problems after they have already

On speaking of the proposal for a national
health system, Clinton said, “we can no

developed,” she said.
When asked of her husband's plan for our
longer be the only country in the world that
doesn’t handle health policy.” F

nation’s elderly she named a policy known
Clinton ended his speech saying

as, “Elderly Choices.”
This program according to her would
“Everyone must live as one together again-
that is my vision for this country.”

“account for services such as nurses in the
home and transportation to and from senior
Hillary Clinton took the podium shortly
after the governor’s departure to the Capitol.

citizen centers.”
She expressed her concern for the nation’s

VOLUME LXXIX

——
Woman raped
at her Western
Ave residence

By Melissa Cooper
EDITORIAL ASSISTANT

A 24-year-old SUNYA student |
was raped in her Western|
Avenue home early Saturday
morning by an intruder who
broke in through the kitchen
window, according to Albany
Police Officer Russo.

The victim said the rapist
threatened,”Don’t scream or I’ll
kill you,” while holding a steak]
knife to her throat, according to
the police report. The steak knife|
was taken from the kitchen, the!
report said,

Two other housemates were at
home sleeping when the rape
occurred at approximately 5
ja.m., according to Russo.

Albany Police are
investigating this rape, in
addition to an on-campus Tape in|
Colonial Quad parking lot,
which occurred before spring!
break, said Albany Police
Lieutenant Robert Wolfgang. A
connection between the two}
incidents has not been
established, said Wolgang, who
ladded the possibility will bel
looked into.

A composite sketch of the|

Staff photo by Edwil Fontanilla
Hillary Clinton at the College of St. Rose
children, elderly and poverty stricken.

“Part of the reason Bill and I are involved
in this campaign is because we are
parents..We have seen things that do not
bode well for our children... This country is
failing to live up to its basic ideals.”

She spoke of “the kind of economic policy
that puts people first...education is a

“We need to treat our elderly as a
Continued on page 8

Hundreds gather to hear Jerry Brown at steps of Capitol

By Melissa Cooper
EDITORIAL ASSISTANT

A crowd of approximately 500
Supporters gathered near the
steps to the Capitol yesterday
afternoon, awaiting the arrival ot
former California Governor
governor and presidential
hopeful Ed~und “Jerry” Brown.

Brown, who appeared almost
an hour late, urged “We, the

people, to take back America” ™

from those in control, who he
claims have forgotten what the
country stands for.

“Those in Washington have
forgotten, and in some cases
betrayed, the very principles that
define America,” Brown said.
“What defines us is that in each
generation we' pass on a greater
Americ that that which we
Teceived.”

Brown has focused his
campaign, his third attempt at
the White House, on changing
the country to suit the needs of
all people.

“We want a country that
works for all of us,” Brown said,
as he threw both fists into the air.
“Take it back, America,” he said,
“Take it back.”

“What do we need more than
anything else?” Brown asked the

crowd. “Education, jobs,
medical care. We need all of
those things,” he said.

The reason America lacks
them is because of a corrupt,
complacent status quo, Brown
said.

Brown’s short stop in Albany
comes just in time for today’s
priinary, which is also Brown’s

birthday.

“Let’s give Brown the best
birthday present of his life,” a
campaigner said to the crowd,
referring to a win in today’s
primary.

Various groups attended to
support Brown. Among them
were students from several area
colleges - SUNY Afbany, Siena,

Hudson Valley Community
Coilege and RPI. Other groups
which participated in the tally
included delegates and
grassroots organizations, as well
as members of the community.
One member of the University
at Albany Young Democrats said
he supports Brown because of

Continued on page 8

AP photo

Jerry Brown stands on the New York State Capitol steps Monday as he addresses an afternoon crowd.

rapist is not yet available,
Wolfgang said. The man is
described as a white male
wearing a short-sleeved shirt.

This crime, as well as any

other off-campus incident, is out
lof the jurisdiction of the
University.
University Director of Public
Relations Joel Blumenthal said,
“The University will make
counseling services available to
the person, and however else we
can help her.” Blumenthal
refused to cmment further.

Blumenthal said the crime is
an issue of concern to the
University but not much could|
be done. “The amount of power|
we have over what happens in
the city is extremely limited,” he|
said.

In response to dowAtownl
crime, SUNYA runs a number of
safety programs year round, said|
Thomas Gebhardt, director of|
(Off-Campus Housing. He
mentioned the crime prevention
program run by Albany Police,
which provides the opportunity
for a free apartment safety
check. :
“There’s always things thal

Continued on page 8

2 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1992

NEWS BRIEFS
WORLD 9

Candidates warned

Nicosia, Cyprus

(AP) Tehran’s public prosecutor on
Sunday wamed candidates in this week’s
parliamentary elections that they face
charges if they engage in mudslinging or
disclose official secrets.

The official Islamic Republic News
Agency, monitored in Nicosia, quoted
Hojatoleslam Ali Yunesi as saying
“newspapers and individuals” who falsely
accuse other people or poke into their
“private affairs” would also be punished.

Yunesi’s warning appeared aimed at
hard-line radical opponents of reformist
President Hashemi Rafsanjani, leader of
Iran’s so-called pragmatists.

The hard-liners have demanded to know
why they were disqualified from running
in the elections, which are seen as a
crucial contest between Rafsanjani, who
wants to improve relations with the West,
and the radicals, who want to maintain
Iran’s revolutionary isolation.

U.N. Troops arrive

Rijeka, Yugoslavia
(AP) The first major contingent of U.N.
peacekeeping troops began arriving in the
breakaway republic of Croatia Monday,
undeterred by a recent upsurge in fighting
between Croats and Serbs.

Sporadic shelling today of the eastern
Croatian stronghold of Osijek killed at
least one person and wounded three, local
Officials said. At least 24 people died in
fighting Friday.

About 1,200 French troops arrived by
boat at the northern Adriatic port of
Rijeka, in Croatia. About 14,000 U.N.
peacekeepers are to be deployed between
this weekend and April 25. Advance
teams are already in place.

Morillon said the troops were to spend
the night in Rijeka and on Sunday arrive
in the Croatian capital, Zagreb, 60 miles
to the east.

There was no immediate word on when
UN. troops would be deployed in Osijek,
130 miles east of Zagreb.

NATION 8

Drug trial begins
Miami
(AP) Jurors in Manuel Noriega’s drug and
tacketeering trial began deliberations
Monday despite a last-minute snag that
developed over prosecutors’ attempts to

PREVIEW OF EVENTS

delete embarrassing material from the
original 1988 indictment.

More than six months of testimony and
legal wrangling wrapped up Friday when
prosecutors delivered a closing rebuttal,
and the jury began meeting about 9am
Monday.

Late Friday, defense attorneys
discovered prosecutors had deleted
several portions of the indictment from
copies prepared for jurors. The
prosecution doesn’t want to include
accusations that weren’t raised or were
contradicted in court.

The deleted sections were based on the
grand jury testimony of confessed
Colombian drug trafficker Boris Olarte,
who is now working for a U.S.
government anti-drug operation.

Olarte claimed - and the indictment
charged - that he personally delivered
a$4million bribe to Noriega in 1984 to
protect a Medellin drug cartel cocaine
laboratory then under construction in
Panama.

Barriers banished

Washington
(AP) U.S. and Japanese negotiators

reached an agreement Sunday on
removing barriers that have blocked sales
of foreign paper products in the Japanese
market,

U.S. Trade Representative Carla Hills,
who announced the agreement, said it
would widen sales by American
companies of paper and paperboard
products in a huge Japanese consumer and
good for our global trading system,” Hills
said in a statement.

“For too long, the globally competitive
U.S. paper industry has been thwarted in
its efforts to make inroads into the
Japanese market,” she said.

STATE =

Man survives jump

Kenmore, NY
(AP) People who try to kill themselves
often try again. Still, police in this Buffalo

suburb were stunned when a man,

survived a 40-foot suicide jump from his
apartment only to get up and try it again -
and live.

- Kenmore Police Capt. Emil Palombo
said he’s never encountered two suicide

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Staff photo by Tom Semeraro

attempts “in the time span of two-three
minutes.”

A spokeswoman at Erie County
Medical Center said the 30-year-old man
was in fair condition Sunday. He suffered
a broken wrist, broken ankle and face
cuts.

“That’s a total of eight floors and, other
than a broken wrist and broken ankle, he’s
in as good shape as you or I,” Palombo
said.

The man’s first attempt came shortly
before 9 a.m. Saturday when he dove
through the window of his fourth-floor
apartment, Palombo said.

Palombo said the man landed on a car
parked 40 feet below, buckling the car’s
roof and smashing its rear windows.

Although dazed and bleeding from
facial cuts, Palombo said the man was
apparently “in pretty good shape” and a
witness saw him walk to the apartment
building’s entrance, through the hallway
and onto the elevator.

Kenmore Police Lt. Ronald Sardina
arrived at the six-story Kenmore Towers
just in time the man make his second
jump onto the same crumpled car.

“T saw a sneaker, some blood and lots
of glass,” Sardina said. “I looked up and
he appeared at the broken window and
just kept coming.”

Korean tour ends

New York
(AP) Billy Graham, the first evangelist to
preach in North Korea, says the
communist republic still is a closed
society, but one that may be ready to
reach out tothe world.

“I think there’s going to be some
changes,” Graham said Sunday in a
telephone interview from Hong Kong.
“They've lost the support of the Soviet
Union. 1 got the impression they’re
reaching out toward other nations for
some friend.”

Graham, who had just completed an
unprecedented five-day Christian crusade
through North Korea, said he was
astounded by how the country is shut off
from the rest of the world.

“f’ve never seen anything like it,” he
said. “You'll feel like you’re in another
world.”

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The Fret Board meets
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LC-24. Come and jam!

Delta Sigma Pi's spring
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speaking on the subject of
stress management in SS
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8

RZA/Tagar meets tonight

8:30 p.m. in CC 370. For
more information call Sarit
at 462-0414.

The Student Action
Committee meets at 6:30
p.m. in the SA Lounge.

The International Affairs
Association will meet at

7:30 p.m. in Humanities
108.

Central Council meets
tonight at 7:30 p.m. in CC
375.

Students For Choice
meets tonight at 8:00 p.m.
in BA 224.

The Snowboard Club will
meet at 7:30 p.m. in SS
255.

Jewish Students
Coalition will sponsor an
interfaith Passover dinner
at the Chapel House
tonight. For more
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‘information call Rich at
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THURSDAY, APRIL 9

The SUNYA Gospel Choir
will rehearse at 7:30 p.m,
in PAC B-78.

TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1992 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS. 3

1992 RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC
NOMINATION-THE NEW YORK PRIMARY

Clinton campaigns in Alban

By Cindy Chin
STAFF WRITER

Campaigning in New York
during the final days before
today’s primary, Arkansas Goy.
Bill Clinton met with Gov.
Mario M. Cuomo Saturday and
blasted the federal
administration for “abandoning
the nation.”

“I have sympathy for New
Yorkers who are dealing with the
complete abandonment of states
by the national administration,”
Clinton said.

Clinton called for the federal
government to pay made
attention to environmental issue,
education, and health care.

“For more than 11 years, the
national government has
demanded the state do more, but
at the same time, never giving
enough to cover the bill,”
Clinton said.

Candidates

New York
By Karen Ball
(AP) Democrats Bill Clinton and
Jerry Brown traded a final
barrage of charges Monday but
then shook hands on the final
day of campaigning before high-
stakes primaries in New York,
Wisconsin and Kansas.

“This is now for the voters to
decide,” said Clinton. “We each
argue that we have better plans
for change.”

Both candidates said Paul
Tsongas, who dropped out of the
race three weeks ago, could
receive a substantial number of
votes in New York, the biggest
prize in Tuesday’s balloting with
244 delegates.

The state is crucial for both
active candidates: front-runner
Clinton is looking for a
convincing win to diminish the
significance of Brown’s
challenge; Brown wants a good
showing to affirm his status as a
serious candidate.

New York has proved a rough-
and-tumble battleground over
the last two weeks. Every point
of contention has been
magnified by the aggressive
Manhattan media as the
candidates jockeyed for support

Cuomo called Clinton the
favorite in the Democratic race
and predicted he will gather
enough delegate votes to win the
nomination at the Democratic
Convention in July.

Although Cuomo does not
endorse either Clinton or former
California Gov. Edmund “Jerry”
Brown, he said both would be
“superb presidents”.

“Given my current popularity,
I’m not sure it would do any
good,” Cuomo said.

However, Clinton said if
Cuomo was in the race, he
would have “clearly been the
favorite for the nomination.”

Clinton was questioned about
calling Cuomo a “mean son of a
bitch” and accusing him of
acting like someone with Mafia
ties, during a taped conversation
with Gennifer Flowers, a woman
who claims to have been

Clinton’s lover for 12
years.

“T don’t want to
reopen old wounds, but
after what I’ve seen (in
New York) in the last
two weeks, the
governor ought to be a
little mean to survive in
this atmosphere,”
Clinton said.

Cuomo - stressed
focusing more on
important issues than
on gossip or rumor.

“In a country who is
falling behind
Germany and the rest
of the world
economically, and where there is
pain and violence, we need all
Our attention on how to change

that, not on stupid little
interpersonal exchanges,”
Cuomo said.

Clinton’s wife, Hillary, has
also recently come under fire for
allegedly making comments to a
Vanity Fair reporter ‘about
Flowers, saying, “What about
Bush’s Gennifer?”, referring to

agree about the "Tsongas factor"

among fractious voting blocs,
including, blacks, labor and
Jewish voters.

Pollster Lee Miringoff of the
Marist College Institute for
Public Opinion called it a close
contest, with Clinton slightly
ahead and an unusually high 20
percent of voters still undecided.

“T think, at this point, Clinton
has to have a very good day to
reach 50 (percent),” Miringoff
said, “That's because it’s become
a 2 1/2-person race” when
Tsongas is taken into
consideration.

Tsongas, former
Massachusetts senator,
suspended his campaign nearly
three weeks ago but is urging
people to vote for him and
appears to be toying with a re-
entry. Over the weekend, he
promised an announcement on
Wednesday.

Clinton, after amassing a huge
delegate lead last month with
victories on Super Tuesday and
then in Michigan and Illinois,
was forced to take Brown on
after the former California
governor squeaked past him in
Connecticut’s primary and added
victories in Vermont and Alaska.

Overall, Clinton has 1,078

the

AP Laserphoto

Democratic presidential hopeful Jerry Brown reads up on the campaign
‘on a plane en route to Albany Monday for the second time this month.

New York carries 244 delegates

delegates to 439 for Tsongas and
165 for Brown.

Brown called the New York
race “very close” but sought to
lower expectations. “We'd like
One more vote than the other
side but anything the voters give
us will give us the
encouragement to go on,” he
said.

At a statehouse rally in
Albany where a member of
Tsongas signs bobbed in the
crowd, Brown said 4 vote for
him would send thé signal, “Get
off the dime, Washington, we
want a country that works for all
of us.”

Clinton and Brown went head-
to-head Monday in a televised
mini-debate on NBC’s “Today”
show to start their final day of
campaigning.

Brown jabbed at Clinton for
playing golf at an all-white club,
saying it “validates institutional
racism.” That drew an angry
retort from the Arkansas
governor, who then swiped at
Brown on race issues, too,

“Jerry Brown knows I’m no
racist,” Clinton said. “I have
demonstrated in a Southern
climate all my life a deep
commitment to civil rights and
equal opportunity.”

Clinton then recalled a 1975

Peal

remark Brown made, quoting the
former California governor as
saying, “‘We ought to let the
white kids teach the black kids
to read, the black kids teach the
white kids to fight.” That was a
horrible thing for him, to say, I
did not run a television ad on it.”

“You did the one [ad] lying
about my abortion position,”
Brown shot back. At one point,
Clinton interjected, “Don’t
scream, Jerry.”

But right after that hot
exthange, the rivals engaged ina
polite, hour-long discussion on
the “Donahue” show. Clinton,
directing most of the
questioning, led a discussion on
issues ranging from long-term
care for the elderly to AIDS
research.

The candidates shook hands
twice at the end of their second
meeting, then stood side-by-side
for comments afterward.

“When you start slugging it
out, you get a black eye,” Brown
said later.

Clinton said he thinks Tsongas
is still running, and renewed his
criticism of Tsongas’ proposed
capital gains tax cut.

“T think he’s sort of getting the
best of both worlds right now,”
Clinton said, suggesting Tsongas

Continued on page &

i for today's primary

Staff photo by Edwil Fontanilla

Clinton stumps at St. Rose Saturday before meeting with Gov. Cuomo.

President George
rumored affair.

Mrs Clinton has issued an
apology and Clinton shares her
statement.

Bush’s

Students

unhappy
with choices

By Rochelle Keum Yun Lee
STAFF WRITER

On the eve of the New York
[Democratic primary, an
informal survey of a random
sample of SUNYA students}
showed only a small fraction o:
those eligible will be voting.
Most students expressed
dissatisfaction with the choices
in this year’s election. Freshman|
Brian Klansky will not vote. “I
don’t trust either one of them,
Brown is a comedian. He’s just
comical. All Clinton is is a
politician.”

All who had preferences
favored Brown over Clinton,
Freshman Shalem Hughes said,
“He’s the only one of the
candidates who exhibits he
cares about the issues. He’s
someone who speaks to our|
generation.”

Eric Sims, a freshman, likes
Brown for his populist and
grassroots platform. “America is
ready for a sincere leader,” Sims
said, “Clinton is just a happy
face who wants to get elected.”

Freshman PJ. Loughran said,
“I'd vote for Jerry Brown.
Clinton looks like a scammer,
He’s trying to please everyone.”

Some students, like senior}
Julie Bauch, would vote for
Paul Tsongas, who has
suspended campaigning due to
financial problems.

Sophomore Darlene Fleitas,
like many others, will not be|
voting because she “didn’t feel
any one candidate was qualified.
Cuomo would have made a|
good candidate.”

Sophomore Tamarah Philpot|
will be voting but, doesn’t feel
strongly towards any candidate.
“None of them are my personal
choice. But I do-want to

Continued on page 8

4 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS TUESDAY. APRIL 7..1992

‘Thousands
march for
pro-choice

By Allison Krampf

One woman’s personal
account of sexual harassment
was the focus of a lecture given
by a California professor last

Washington
By Richard L. Vernaci Wednesday.
(AP) Leaders of the half-million] _ Dr. Frances K. Conley, a

former Stanford University
professor of neurosurgery, spoke
about her 25-year tolerance of a
male professor’s constant
innuendos and his “men are
superior, women are inferior”
attitude. She resigned from
Stanford after it was made
known to her this man, Dr.
Silverberg, was to be the
chairman of her department.

labortion rights advocates who
marched on the nation’s capital] .
hope the show of force will help}
turn the tide in the battle that
they admit has been turning}
against them.

“It’s easy to be daunted by}
the odds, but we can win,”|
Patricia Ireland, president of the|
National Organization for|
(Women, said Sunday as|
hundreds of thousands marched!
jon the capital in support o
keeping abortion legal.

The U.S. Park Police
estimated the size of the crowd|
fat 500,000, while NOW said it
counted 750,000.

The day-long protest that!
began in front of the White}
House and ended in front of the}
Capitol drew people from
across the country and brought!
in politicians and celebrities
who wanted to lend their names|
to the cause.

Two who were able to lend|
their names but not their voices
were Democratic presidential
candidates Jerry Brown and Bill
(Clinton. They were not allowed
to speak from the stage.

A NOW spokeswoman, who
refused to be identified by
Iname, said a decision had been
made to let no presidential
candidates address the rally. She}
said NOW did not want the}
event turned into a platform for}
presidential politics.

But it was all anybody talked)
about.

“We are tired of begging for|
our rights from men in power,”
Ireland said to the cheering
crowd. “We are going to take|
power.”

Speaker after speaker talked]
lof throwing people out of office|
who don’t support abortion}
rights, and President Bush was

After an investigation, it was
discovered other women had
undergone the same treatment
from Silverberg. He has since
been asked to leave his position

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Stanford professor recounts sexual harassment

each other with dignity, how can
we expect patients to?”

Conley said, “Most women
blame themselves when they
can’t handle the pressure of a
hostile environment created by a
sufficient number of men.” She
also said, “Women are taught not
to fight back, and so are allowed
to be walked on.”

Many of Conley’s colleagues
deny anything ever happened,
even though Silverberg admits
some of his behavior was

Greek Week opens

Stressing the theme “unity,” Greek Week
festivities were kicked off on Saturday.
Members of each team gathered in back of the
Campus Center to cheer on their respective

A banner competition, a live band and food
provided by University Auxiliary Services were
all a part of the cermonies that opened a week
of Greek activities that include a mixture of
sports, community service, skits and much

Opening Day packed the formal gardens Saturday.

Dr. Frances Conley resigned from Stanford to protest harassment.

and undergo a
“sensitivity training.”
From her personal standpoint,
she said it was tolerable when
the aggressor was on the same
level as her, but she wouldn’t be

year of

Staff photo byTheo Turque

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offensive. However, he still
believes he has done nothing
wrong. Conley has retired to
work at Stanford, where,
because she has come forward,
she said “a hostile environment
now exists.”

Staff photo by Stacey Thomas

able to handle it if he was her
superior.

“There is a certain level of
behavioral decency expected ina
professional atmosphere,”
Conley said. “If we can’t treat

DIGESTS
Abilities Awareness Month is on

The tenth annual Abilities Awareness Month is this April and|
SUNYA will celebrate with several activities on campus over the}
next several weeks.

Paul Hearne, President of the Dole Foundation will be the!
keynote speaker at an invitation only luncheon at 12:00pm on April
8. The luncheon honors those who have made outstanding
contributions to persons with disabilities.

On April 11, the Social and Academic Networking Conference
for Capital District students with disabilities will take place from
12:00-6:00pm in the Campus Center Assembly Hall. Students with
disabilities from across the Capital District will conduct a forum to|
discuss academic, social, vocational and rehabilitation issues.

Community Conference opens

The Second Annual Capital District Community Conference on
Crime and Criminal Justice will be held Sat., April 11, at the
Empire State Plaza Convention Center. The conference will be
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On Thursday, The Presidential Honor Society will receive a
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at Albany Saturn Award competition. The award recognizes
innovation and excellence in teamwork that benefits the
community.

The award ceremony will be held at 3:00pm in the Campus
Center Patroon Room.

TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1992 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS 5

Awareness advocated by Demby

By Leo Jakobson
STAFF WRITER

SUNYA’S Tenth Anniversary
Abilities Awareness Month
began Thursday night with a
keynote address by
internationally known athlete
and disabled advocate Bill
Demby.

Speaking to a crowd of all 250
students and local residents,
Demby called for awareness and
compassion towards the
disabled, as well as the need for
hope and education in
overcoming adversity.

Demby gained national
attention as the star of a Dow
corporation TV commercial for
the prosthetic legs which have
allowed him to fulfill his dream
of playing basketball again after
losing both legs to a Viet Cong
tocket.

Demby spoke of his struggle
to overcome not only his
disability and the discrimination
which goes with it, but also the
drug and alcohol addiction he
picked up as a result, after his
return from Vietnam. He also
described his experience of
growing up poor, black, high
school-educated, factory worker
from Maryland.

“There is a gap between the
disabled and the rest of society.
This evening I want you to have
a chance to visit my world,”
Demby said.

“Ability, that is what we’re
talking about,” he said. “It is not
important that Bill Demby lost
two legs. What is important is
how well he can do the job. The
disabled, want the same things
you do. Give us a chance.”

“J do a marathon in 2 hours
and 35 minutes in my
wheelchair. I run the 10K,”
Demby said. “How many of you
are skiers?” Demby asked the
audience. A number of people
raised their hands. “And how
many licensed ski instructors are
there in this room?” Demby then
asked. “Two,” Demby said,
looking out over the audience,
three including me.”

“If you’re going to judge me
by my disability, I can’t get a
job, and I can’t send my
daughter to a nice school like
this,” Demby said.

In terms of accessibility,
Demby said SUNYA “is better
than any school I’ve been to, but
you've still got a long way to go.
The disabled’s definition of
accessibility is different from
yours.”

People do the minimum,”
Demby said. One example he
gave was every bathroom on a
floor should be accessible to the
disabled, not just one. Demby
also said, “A curb to you is like
@ mountain to us.”

Demby said hiring
discrimination based on his
disability left him unable to find
work on his return from
Vietnam, which made him
despondent.
“T turned to the one thing that
could make me forget I was
disabled. That I could never play
basketball, the game that had
kept me in high school, the game
that flashed before my eyes

when I thought I was
going to die in
Vietnam. I stayed
drunk and high, and
lost eight years of my
life,” he said.
“Athletics was my
avenue back. Slowly,

day by day, I got off
the drugs and
alcohol. I beat the
odds. I went to
college despite the
high school guidance
counselor who told
me I wasn’t college
material,” Demby
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wheelchair sports,
and then, thanks to his $10, 000
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Prosthetics, paid for by the
Veterans Administration, Demby
was able not only to walk in a
realistic manner, but to complete
his dream of returning to the
court to play basketball.

Demby called for education and compassion.

Staff photo by Machi Sasaki

follow your dreams” Demby
said. “You can accept the
disability, but you don’t have to
accept the stigma that goes with
it.”

“Shoot for the moon, and even
if you miss, you’ll be among the
stars” Demby said.

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Patrick Romain

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and look to the right of you. One
lof you may have a hidden
disability.” Indeed, hidden
disabilities are more common
than we might think - perhaps
leven you or someone close to
you is living with a hidden
disability.

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It is a condition, often chronic,

People with hidden
disabilities are common

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thing from today, remember to

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invisible, and the person who
lives with the hidden disability]
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cluster within a number o:
general categories, including
medical conditions, learning,
disabilities, and emotional
disabilities. Each type of hidden|
disability carries its own
features and stressors.
Medical conditions may
include such diagnoses as|
epilepsy, cancer, diabetes,|
asthma and, in recent years,|
AIDS and HIV disease. While
some medical conditions are
stable and may not be termed
“disabling,” others are
unpredictable, progressive,
painful and possibly fatal. Thus,
persons with hidden medical
disabilities struggle with issues}
such as a changing body image
or energy level, potential
complications of the medical
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House approves increasing and expanding Pell Grants

By Charles Devarics
Washington

(CPS) The House
overwhelmingly approved a bill
March 26 to increase the
maximum Pell Grant award and
allow as many as 1 million more
middle-income students to
participate in the program.

In a bill to reauthorize the
Higher Education Act, the
House voted to increase the
maximum grant from $2,400 to
$4,500 a year for needy students.

could become eligible for grants House education committee last

under the bill, House aides say. year.
But House education leaders Many student groups and
also dropped a controversial plan educators expressed

to convert the grant program to disappointment with inaction by
an entitlement with guaranteed Congress, saying an entitlement
funding. Some Democrats joined would have provided needed
conservatives in questioning the guarantees to low income
cost of the plan, which was students struggling to pay for
approved by the House college. As an entitlement, Pell
education committee last year. Grants would no longer be

The most recent action subject to the annual
effectively ends debate on the appropriations process that often
entitlement plan, to convert the leaves the program short of it

that is a giant step forward,” said
Selena Dong, legislative director
for the United States Student
Association.

Dong said she expected
sponsors of the entitlement to
introduce a separate bill on the
plan sometime in the mid-1990s.

Elsewhere in its bill, the
House also authorized a pilot
program of direct student loans
provided through the
government to colleges and
universities. More than 100

The bill also would extend
Pell eligibility to more middle-
income students with family
incomes above $35,000 a year.

(CPS) City leaders are considering
levying an unprecedented property tax on
nine private colleges and universities in an
attempt to solve the District of Columbia's
budget problems.

Mayor Sharon Pratt Dixon suggested a tax
on previously exempt university property in
the District of Columbia as part of her 1992-
93 budget.

Monte P. Shepler, president of the
Consortium of Universities of the
‘Washington Metropolitan Area, expressed
“vehement” opposition to the proposal,
which would levy a 55 cent tax per $1000
assessed value.

The financially ailing District could raise
as much as $20 million annually from nine
private colleges and universities, the
consortium estimated.

George Washington University President
Stephen Joel Trachtenberg, whose

grant program to an entitlement
with guaranteed funding. Some
Democrats joined conservatives
in questioning the cost of the

step forward,

university is the largest non-government
employer in the District providing 9,373
jobs, adamantly opposes the proposal.

“You don’t solve problems by shooting a
cannon over the bow of a neighboring
friend,” he said, adding that the school
contributes $775 million to the local
economy each year. The consortium
estimated that D.C. universities contribute
$6 billion of direct economic stimulus to the
area.

Shepler suggested that if the measure is
approved, universities nation wide could be
in danger.

“If this tax is passed by the D.C. City
Council and approved by Congress, such tax
proposals will be duplicated in states across
the nation.” he warned.

The D.C. City Council has 50 days to vote
on the new budget, which was announced
Feb.7. Should the council pass the

authorized funding level.

“We agree that this bill is a
but
disappointed that the house

‘An additional 1 million students _ plan, which was approved by the _ could not bring forward a bill would take over the duties of
Tax on colleges proposed to solve DC's budget woes

schools are expected to
participate in the program,
congressional aides say.

Under the plan, colleges

we're

legislation, it would then be voted on by the
U.S. Congress and would have to be signed
by President Bush.

Though Trachtenberg said he feels some|
sympathy for the mayor’s predicament, he
described the tax as a “regressive,|
shortsighted thing to do.” He also criticized
the fact that Dixon did not give any advance
warning about her proposal.

“You don’t levy a tax on institutions who)
have been tax exempt...since Henry the|
VIII...without sitting down to talk about it,”
he said.

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University, Mount Vernon College, Trinity

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Columbia.

banks in processing and
administering student loans, with
the Department of Education
taking overt he principal
oversight role. The Bush
Administration has exposed
Opposition to this plan.

The bill also would remove
equity in a home or farm as a
factor in determining a family’s
eligibility for major student
financial aid programs. In
addition, it would broaden
eligibility for student loan
programs to include students
from families earning as much
as $75, 000 a year.

The full House approved the
bill by a vote of 365-3. The
action now moves to a House-
Senate conference committee
that will try to resoive
differences between the
competing House and Senate
proposals.

The Senate’s bill approved
Feb. 21, also would increase the
maximum Pell Grant and open
up grant and loan eligibility to
more middle income students.
The Senate bill, however, does
not contain a pilot program with
direct student loans.

Both bills would boost federal
funding for pre-college outreach
programs, particularly those
aimed at low-income,
disadvantaged high school

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British captain partially exonerated

London

(AP) The captain of a ship that
was near the sinking Titanic
should have tried to save the
more than 1,500 people who
died, even though he probably
couldn’t have done anything, an
official inquiry condcluded on
Thursday.

The captain’s son viewed the

Teport as partial exoneration for
a man “protrayed as a liear and a
drunkard, the baddie in a a great
drama.”
The report disagreed with an
official finding in 1912 that said
Captain Stanley Lord if the
Californian might have saved
everyone if he had responded
quickly after the titanic hit an
iceberg.

The report, presented by Capt.
Peter Marriot, chief inspector of
marine accidents for the
Department of Transprot, said
Lord saw the Titanic’s distress
signals, but did not take proper
action.

Still, Marriot said, Lord could
not have reached the scene until
“well after Titanic had sunk” in
the freezing north Atlantic on a
calm April nigh in 1912.

“This, of course, does not alter
the fact that the attempt should
have been made,” the report said

The 46,328-ton Titanic of the
White Star Line was British-

operated but U.S. -owned. It was
the largest and most luxuriiious
liner in the world when it sank
southeast of Newfoundland on
its maiden voyage from
Southampton to New York on
eht night. of April 14-15.

The British Cunard linear
Carpathia responded
immediately to radio SOS calls
from Titanic and collected
lifeboats holding 705 people, the
only survivors.

Lord was censured by the
British inquiry that reported in
July 1912 that his cargo-
passenger vessel, bound for
Boston from London, could have
reached the Titanic after seeing
distress signals and “might have
saved many, if not all, of the
lives that were lost.”

Lord, who was never
prosecuted, aargued that his ship
was too far away to grasp the
situation. He and his defenders
blamed lax British regualations
that allowed the Titanic to sail
with only enough lifeboats for
half its 2,228 passengers and
crew.

The new inquiry, began two
years ago, was a response to
pressure from the captain’s
family and British ships’
officers.

The report, published 12 days
ahead of the 80th anniversary of

the disaster, is likely to be the
last official word on a long
campaign to clear the reputation
of the Lord, who died in 1962 at

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age 84. Lord wnt back to sea and READ
retired in 1927.
“The innuendo was that my
father could have saved hundred ? qT H E ,
of lives but slept while the
Titanic sank,” said his son A Ss P

Stanley Lord, 83, a retired
banker. “How frightful that must
have been for a man who ran his
ship like clockwork, the most
thorough and meticulous of
persons, and a teetotaller as
well.”

The crucial question of the
distance between the Californian
and the Titanic was not resolved,

One expert who helped
compile the report, Capt.
Thomas Barnett, concluded the
distance was three to four miles,
while Capt. James de Coverley
estimated it was 11 miles.

Marriot accepted the longer
estimate.

The discrepancy made the
Teport “ambiguous,” although it
cleared Lord of the main charge
of blame for the deaths, said
Leslie Harrison, former general
secretary of the Mercantile
Service Association,

The association represents
British shipmasters and had
backed the Lord family’s pleas
for a new investigation,

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Clinton said the campaign “is
about George Bush and no
change; Jerry Brown, which I
think is the wrong change and
my right change.”

Survey

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exercise my citizenship (rights),
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them are best,” said Debra Lisa
Martin, a sophomore.

Many students who want to
vote tomorrow will not be voting
because they failed to register or
obtain an absentee ballot.
Students who registered in their
home county have the right to
register and vote in Albany
County, said NYPIRG Project
Coordinator Billy Anders. “Most
places in the state, students can
vote where they attend school,”
Anders said.

Students voting by absentee
ballot must go through a three-
step process. A request must be
sent to the board of elections in
the home county requesting an
absentee ballot. Once that
request is filled, the voter must
mail the vote. “The process of
absentee ballot is horrendous,”
Anders said. “After all the
headache, your vote doesn’t get
counted unless the election is
very close,” Anders said. He
advised everyone to make sure
they know the deadline for
registration, which is usually
thirty days.

NYPIRG has voter registration
forms in its office in CC382.

Anders also discussed the
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The final issue of the day was
of the Federal Welfare System.
Mrs. Clinton said “We need to
move people of welfare into self-
sufficiency.”

Our responsibility is to give
dignity back to the people-no
matter who they are,” she said.

“We need to give more
services to people on Welfare in
return for their movement into
the work force.”

Brown

Continued from front page
his “respect for the ordinary
people.”

Jack McEneny, an Albany
County Legislator, spoke in
support of Brown. He said he
was against those backing Brown
for the purpose of encouraging a
brokered National Convention,
which could be a platform for
other candidates to emerge.

Albany Mayor Thomas
Whalen supports a brokered
convention, as he mentioned in a
recent interview with WNYT
Channel 13.

Along with Brown supporters,
a handful of Tsongas
campaigners appeared at the
rally holding signs that read
“Draft Tsongas on the ballot.”
They believe that positive
primary results tomorrow will
encourage Tsongas to re-enter
the race.

Rape

Continued from front page
students, as well as all people,
can do to reduce the odds of
becoming a victim off campus,”
he said.

Rally

Continued from page 4

singled out for criticism because
of his opposition to abortion.

A number of congressional
candidates, most of them
women, addressed the rally.

“We’re damn mad,” said
Geraldine Ferraro, the 1984
Democratic vice presidential
candidate who’s running for her
party’s nomination for the
Senate from New York, “For the
record, this is a pro-choice
nation.”

Both sides in the abortion
issue see this year as a possible
turning point for legalized
abortion in America. The
Supreme Court is scheduled to
hear arguments April 22 on a
Pennsylvania law that imposes
restrictions on abortions,

Many believe the court will
use that case to undermine or
even overturn Roe v, Wade, the
1973 decision that made abortion
legal.

“We are here to say to the
government, “You've got enough
problems of your own, stay out
of my womb,” said actress Jane
Fonda.

Many of the marchers were
clad in white and were from out
of town, having spent the night
or at least the early hours of the
morning crammed into buses for
the trip to Washington.

Stephanie Adams and her

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children spent 16 hours in a car
driving straight through from
Madison, Wis., to attend the rally
and the family was heading
straight home Sunday night.

“T have three daughters and I
don’t want them ever to have to
face having a child they’re not
prepared to raise,” she said.

Diane Newton of Monterey,
Cal., took time off from work
and flew in for the event.

“J don’t know if it will make a
difference,” she said. “I hope
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As they passed the White
House, some demonstrators
hurled onto the lawn tennis balls

bearing the message “Are you
ready to be a mother?”

Bush, who has made telephone
speeches to anti-abortion rallies,
was at the presidential retreat in
Camp David, Md.

Anti-abortion demonstrators
held a rally at the West Front of
the Capitol, just a couple of
blocks from where the afternoon
pro-choice was being staged.
Police tried to keep the two sides
separated, turning back sonie
abortion rights people who
wanted to put on a counter-
counter demonstration.

Along the route of the march,
anti-abortion protestors were
scarce. But wherever they turned
up, so did the noise of the crowd.

Near the National Archives,

about two-thirds of the way
through the march, a handful of
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April 7, 1992

All Soccer Balls And No Brains

Judging from the newest Rodney
Dangerfield vehicle, Ladybugs, the old
“J-don’t-get-no-respect” comedian
looks primed for having his own butt-
headed situation comedy on the
network of his choice. This movie has
very little of the cutting wit of
Dangerfield’s better, funnier films like
Back to School and Caddyshack.

Timothy Coleman

Under the going-through-the-paces
direction of Superman IV’s Sidney J.
Furie (not exactly words of
encouragement, folks,), Dangerfield is
Chester, a spineless sap who has just
completed a seminar in “positive
thinking.” With new built confidence
in himself, Chester returns to his job
as a corporate salesperson and ask his
win-at-any-cost superior for a raise a
raise. The slimy boss is looking for

"Night"

If Summer of Night was written by
almost any other author, it would
probably be recognized as a landmark
horror novel. But the name on the
front cover is Dan Simmons, and
considering the level of quality he has
achieved in previous works, his latest
is a major disappointment.

Adam Meyer

It seems that when any major
horror author emerges the
comparisons to Stephen King are
inevitable, regardless of how different
the writers may be. Simmons, despite
his original vision, has endured the
same treatment; with Summer of Night
the parallels will again be drawn, this
time with some justification.

As King frequently does, Simmons
sets his tale in a small town. This one
is called Elm Haven, Illinois. To the
author’s credit/he includes enough
detail to make Elm Haven more than
just another community with a cheery
facade concealing its evil core.

The main characters are six

somebody to coach the company’s
girls’ soccer team and sees potential in
Chester. In a trade-off, the boss grants
the promotion on one condition: if
Chester can bring home a
championship season.

The next thing the viewer sees is
Chester, in shorts and blowing a
whistle, before a group of screaming
teenage girls. With the assistance of
his secretary, played by forever-sassy
Jackee, Chester commits himself to
whipping the girls into a surefire
team.

But Chester is soon bewildered; he
has no clue as to what would make a
solid squad of soccer players. The
girls scatter about aimlessly. They
trip over each other, launch their
cleats, and not the ball, into the goal’s
net, and in not one, but two instances
girls run face-first into the goal post.
Chester’s eyes: bulge out, his arms

Falls On Dan Sim

precocious young boys—Mike,
Duane, Dale, his little brother
Lawrence, Harlen and Kevin—whose
adventures bring to mind King’s
novella “The Body.” Summer of Night
is told almost entirely in the third
person from the perspectives of these
kids, a daring move on Simmons’
part. The conventional wisdorn is to
tell such a story in flashback, so that
the immaturity of the characters is
tempered by an adult perspective.
While this method works with some
of the boys, particularly Duane, who
seems to be a genius, with others it
becomes boring. In fact, Simmons is
so adept at recreating the mindset of a
ten-year-old that he loses the interest
‘of his adult audience in the process.
As should any novel about summer
vacation, Night opens on the last day
of school. School is Old Central,
described beautifully in the opening
paragraph with a precision that has
made Simmons one of the top writers
in this genre. His use of language
constructs a vivid picture of the
building in the reader’s mind. Within
a handful of pages, this school is as

wave around, and he says things like,
“Anybody who coaches soccer is
nuts!” This is not one of Rodney
Dangerfield’s finest hour.

In one of the film’s few— no,
scant— inspired moments, Chester
enlists the aid of his fiancee’s son,
with whom Chester already has a
shaky relationship. Chester dresses
young Matt in drag and has himself a
star player and a team leader in no
time. Even this section of the picture,
though, doesn’t play as funny as it
might have because Matt hardly tries
to hide his male voice, and the ‘result
is more goony than comical.

The rest of the movie’s sense of
humor is equally desperate. During
an important game, one girl on
Chester’s team sizes up her
disciplined opponents and exclaims,
“Holy boogers!” Also, sexual
innuendo is relied on to some

ominous as even the most famous
literary haunted house.

Along with the unusual childhood
activities—watching movies at the
Free Show in the park, playing
softball, fleeing bullies—the boys are
doing an investigation into the past
and present of their now-former
school, which has been retired after
eighty-four years of service. Among
the strange occurrences in Elm Haven
are the disappearance of young Tubby
Cooke and the manifestation of a
dead soldier,

The opening chapter of Summer of
Night contains some fine writing. The
first couple of hundred pages of the
book are masterful. Simmons does a
superb job of luring the reader into a
surreal atmosphere; his approach is
subtle and stylish, creating more
tension out of what isn’t there than
what is. Finally, however, he explains
away all the mystery, and when he
does, Summer of Night becomes no
more that a typical genre novel.

The most obvious facet of Summer
of Night to criticize is its length:
Simmons, who managed to maintain

unbearable lengths. Dangerfield
constantly reminds the viewer of his
shortcomings in the sack; it’s stale and
embarrassing.

Speaking of Dangerfield, it really is
depressing that such a wonderful
clown like him cannot breathe any
comedic life into a movie so
numbingly bad. Unfortunately, his
signature rattle-tat-tat style has gotten
slower over the years, and the script
itself is crudely unfunny. Chester
complains to his fiancee about his bad
relationship with Matt: “Yeah, yeah,
sure the kid got me a chocolate bunny
for Easter— but it was made out of
Ex-Lax!”

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reader interest through almost 900
pages of Carrion Comfort isn’t nearly
as successful here. In this way, too, he
may be compared to Stephen King,
who tends to write long novels
whether the material justifies it or not;
when all the veils of mystery have
been lifted, Night is a simple novel
with a basic plot, and it would have
been far better if it had been leaner.

What works the best, surprisingly,
is not the horror scenes but the
ordinary moments. Although
Simmons builds dread effectively, his
payoff is adequate at best, weakened
by the inordinately long wait. The
monsters which spring from his closet
are neither frightening nor interesting.
When Mike is talking with Father
Cavanaugh, whom he admires, or
Duane is worrying about his alcoholic
father going out to a bar, you feel as if
you have tapped into the lives of real
people. But when these three
dimensional characters do battle
against demons plucked from
forgettable 3-films, the results are
unimpressive.

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Let Me Come Over
Beggars Banquet

In 1986, three bored students at the
University of Massachusetts were
tired of majoring in “leisure science”
and decided to form a band called
Buffalo Tom. Yes indeed, it was as
simple as that and surprisingly
enough, it actually turned out to be
pleasant. So agreeable was this
musical foray to dead
vocalist/guitarist Bill Jamovitz,
drummer Tom Maginnis and
bassist/vocalist Chris Colbourn that
they immediately invaded the studio
to record their self titled indie rock
debut record. That album received
favorable attention in this country as
well as in Europe and eventually led
the boys from Amherst to a major
label deal and the 1990 release of
Birdbrain. Two years later, after

spending many) late nights in “smelly
hotel rooms” watching modest play of
two of their videos on MTV, Buffalo
Tom went back to recording again,
this time producing Let Me Come Over,
an album the guys believe is their best
thus far.

Rich and passionate, Let Me Come
Over is as simple and pleasant as the
group’s birth. Acoustic guitars, grand
pianos and vocal harmonies are
mixed in with traditional rock and roll
noise to create a sound that might not
catch your attention at first, but after
hearing it a couple of times, will catch
you in its hooks. Each song has a life
of its own, drawing the listener in and
tangling them up in a net built out of
diverse musical influences ranging
from Andrew Lloyd Webber to Van
Morrison to southern rock bands.

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“Staples” and “Velvet Roof,” which
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come over, and add this record to
your collection.

--Lesley Schwartz
April 7, 1992

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My Gousin Vinny‘-
A Relative Laugh Riot

Joe Pesci has yet another hit. My
Cousin Vinny, directed by Johnathan
Lynn, who is best known for his
British Academy Award-winning
television series “Yes Minister” and
“Yes Prime Minister” has put together
a lighthearted comedy about a street-
smart New York attorney who tries to
get his cousin and friend off of
murder charges. There are some
catches. Funny catches. Vincent
Gambini (Pesci) isn’t the “ideal”
lawyer for a murder case, considering
the six years and the six times it took
for him to pass the bar. The case is not
only his first murder case, but his first
case. Bill (Ralph Macchio) plays
Vinny’s cousin who feels confident in
Vinny at first, but whose confidence
starts to waver after Vinny is sent to
jail with him and held in contempt.
Stan, Bill’s friend, played by
newcomer Mitchell Whitfield, decides
that he can’t let Vinny defend him
anymore and gets help from the
slightly nervous public defender
named Gibbons (Austin Pendelton).

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The key to the film is Vinny’s fiery
fiancee Lisa (Marisa Tomei). She is
fabulous as a 'New Yawk' tough girl
who never backs down from a fight.
In one hilarious scene, Pesci and she
battle to find out why the bathroom
faucet is leaking. She is feisty,
intelligent, and gorgeous. The
costume director equips her with garb
that helps to highlight her best
features. She is extremely sharp and
superbly witty, as all New Yorkers

are, and knows
everything about cars
and mechanics. Pesci
neglects to use her
help in the case,
ignoring her pleas
until he realizes that
she is the key to
getting the boys off.

The story begins
with a set of
misunderstandings as
the boys are picked
up for what they
believe is stealing a
can of tuna fish. They
are grilled by the
officers in the Whazoo
City, Alabama Police
station and later
realize that they are
being charged with
the killing of the
counter boy at the
store they stopped in.
There is more
confusion when Vinny
first goes to prison to
talk with Bill and Stan. When Vinny
enters, Bill is asleep and Stan thinks
he is another prisoner who wants him
sexually. From then on the film is
consistently funny, as Vinny learns
the “proper court proceedings” from
the formidable Judge Chamberlain
Haller, played magnificently by Fred
Gwynne. Haller states bluntly to
Vinny, “When it comes to procedure,
I’m not a patient man.” Vinny begins
to reform his attire but retains his
New York etiquette throughout.

The relationship between Vinny
and Lisa provide more than enough
entertainment to carry the movie, but
with the addition of some hysterical
subplots the movie is a bundle of
laughs. Can Vinny and Lisa ever get a
full night’s sleep? Will Vinny ever
recover the two hundred dollars that
Lisa was scheissted out of? Will Judge
Haller ever find out what Vinny’s real
name is? The resolutions to these
subplots prove to be as well-thought
out and as funny as the main plot. On
top of superb performances from the
entire cast, the sets perfectly depict

Nice toupee, thinks Lisa (Marisa Tomei) as her fiancee,
Vinny (Joe Pesci), drools all over her nand.

small southern town life. There
wasn’t much to find fault with in this
comedy, and I even found myself
laughing out loud several times. After
watching this movie, you too will
wish that you had a cousin Vinny.

dont serve Gp Rooptz's Mwilight

Once again, a horror novel has
found its way into the movie studio.
Dean R. Koontz’s The Servants of
Twilight becomes the third of his
works to be adapted for viewing
audiences, following in the footsteps
of Watchers and Whispers.

Robert B. Tiger

Private Investigator Charlie
Harrison is wheeled into a hospital on
a stretcher. Harrison (Bruce
Greenwood) spots his friend, Dr.
Denton Boothe (Jack Kehoe), and
immediately pops off the stretcher
with a story to tell.

Charlie tells of Christine Scavello
(Belinda Baver), a single mother, and
her son Joey (Jarrett Lennon), who are
being harrassed by a religious fanatic
named Grace Spivey (pronounced
“Spee-vee"). "Mother Grace" as she is
known by her followers, is the leader
of the Church of the Twilight, a cult
believing that little Joey is the anti-
christ, and that he will lead the rise to
power of hell on earth.

* Mother Grace has been calling the
Scavello's home constantly, and is also
spotted by Joey outside his window.
She is also responsible for the bizarre

decapitation of the Scavello's dog,
Brandy. It is after this that Christine
seeks the help of Charlie Harrison.

In Charlie’s office, she tells him
about the phone calls, and about how
they‘re being followed by a strange
white van. As it turns out, the van is
parked outside and another strange
phone call is received. So Charlie and
two of his men decide to set up shop
at Christine’s house, while trying to
find out who wants Joey dead and
why.

Members of this church visit
Christine’s home, killing both of
Charlie’s operatives, though the
followers are also killed. Only
moments later, amidst the media
circus, another follower attempts to
kill the boy, but is also gunned down.
The chase is now on, and no matter
where they go, the Church of the
Twilight is there first. Charlie meets
up with his old mentor, Henry
(Richard Bradford). After being
attacked by yet another church
member, Henry saves Charles’ life
and kills the would-be assassin.

The attacks do not end there,
however. Although the Scavellos and
Charlie can run, they cannot hide

from the demented Mother Grace and
her cult of followers. Being unable to
escape, Charlie meets Mother Grace
in her Church of the Twilight. Not
buying one word of her anti-Christ
garbage, he unsuccessfully tries to
warn Spivey off. He is now left with
no choice but to kill Grace Spivey the
next chance he gets.

The final showdown comes in an
isolated cabin well off the main road.
It is here that Charlie discovers it is
Henry who is leaking his locations to
Mother Grace, allowing her to know
where Joey is at all times. Henry now
tries to kill the child, but he is foiled
by Christine and Charlie. The two are
overtaken by Spivey’s assault, and
Joey is caught in the attic. After
Spivey belts Christine on. the head
with a shotgun, it accidentally goes
off, leading to hundreds of bats
swarming down on the crowd.

Christine is dead. Harrison knows
it, the paramedics know it, but Joey is
unconvinced, and by some miracle,
she wakes up. This is what's bugging
Charlie Harrison. Was she really
dead? Or is it possible that Grace
Spivey was right? Could Joey have
brought back his dead mother?

The ending, like the rest of this

movie, is very predictable. The attack
scenes, while exciting the first time,
become too redundant. The scares in
this movie are few in number and are
mostly at the beginning, since you’ve
probably got the whole story figured
out after the first twenty minutes and
nothing surprises you anymore.

The Servants of Twilight is also so
poorly acted, it seemed at times like
the actors themselves began to
wonder what in hell they were doing
there. One scene, where Charlie’s arm
is broken is done so awfully, I had to
bring my suitemate in to watch it, and
after 666 viewings, we were able to
get it straight. But shouldn’t it only
take one?

What __ director/co-writer/co-
producer Jeffrey Obrow has created
here is a movie with its plot ripped
off from The Omen, hardly a classic in
its own right, with Koontz’s typical
guy and girl meet, fall in love, beat
the bad guys, all is well method of
storytelling thrown in. Though
starting off well, The Servants of
Twilight just gets too boring and
obvious to hold the viewers interest
throughout all 96 minutes.

EDITORIAL

Registration can
make voting tougher

It is very important to get out and cast a
vote, whether you have a favorite candidate or
not. This applies to today's Democratic
primary, the presidential election in
November, and any other contest which could
affect you in any way.

The problem is voting often is not a simple
procedure. A person may choose at the last
minute to vote but find themselves shut out
from the polls.

Why? Voting is a process that requires
planning. A voter must register well in
advance (often 30 days or more) before the
tight to vote will be granted. For many, this
presents a problem, as an election only gets
consideration from the average voter only
when the day is near. Thirty days ago, only the
closest political followers knew when the New
York primary was to be held.

Back in March, the University Democrats
sat by the small fountain registering students
to vote. The effectiveness of this registration
cannot be measured quite yet. A few years
ago, NYPIRG actively tried to register
students and ended up losing a large amount
of forms, leaving students in the cold. This is
not to say it will happen with the University
Democrats, but it shows how vulnerable
students are at school. The city makes very
little effort to get the students involved in the
political process, so it is up to the student
groups, and this is a lofty challenge.

More student groups should inform their
members of how, when, and why to register. It
shouldn't be left only up to the politically-
based organizations. The process is too
important and as it stands now, too inefficient.

Use resources
improve safety

The University at Albany has a long way to
go before it can be considered safe. Lighting is
poor, dormitories are too easy to enter, and
students don't take enough precautions. This
an issue of which more and more people are
becoming aware.
However, rarely is the safety of the off-
campus student addressed. The downtown
area is a very different place to live and
requires different precautions.
On Saturday, a 24-year-old female student
was raped in her Western Avenue home. Her
attacker entered through a window in her
kitchen. This follows a rape which occurred
before spring break in the Colonial Quad
parking lot. Crime is a big concern wherever
you live.
For off-campus students, security can be
‘improved with the aid of professionals - the
Albany Police Department. With a simple
phone call, an officer will come to a student's
apartment to evaluate its security and give
advice on improving it.

Also, to prevent entry through windows,
nails will be placed around a window so it can
be opened, but not enough to get in.

to

* To reach the Community Relations
Department of the Albany City Police, call
462-8041 during business hours.

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This is no time for politics as usual

Politics. The word most likely leaves a bad taste in your
mouth, If you are like most Americans this year, you’re
probably fed up with American politics. On April 7, New
Yorkers go to the polls to meet the needs of a democratic
society, to take another step towards the election of a
President in November. Our democratic system marches
on,

Not. If you’re a Republican, you don’t even have a
choice on Tuesday. George Bush is the only name on the
ballot, thereby assuring the President a landslide victory.
However, the voters of South Dakota were given the
same choice in their primary, and nobody —
uncommitted — got about one-third of the vote. In New
York, George Bush is taking on nobody again.

Why is Bush alone on Tuesday’s ballot? Simple. The
Republican Party of New York made it known early that

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it was going to discourage other candidates— namely Pat

Buchanan and David Duke. The arcane election laws of
New York make it very difficult to obtain qualifying
petitions. As a matter of fact, these laws were passed by
New York’s entrenched state legislative incumbents, who
care more about getting reelected than about protecting
democracy. Buchanan, Duke and others were
discouraged from even trying. “Democracy” in action? I
don't think so . When a small number of people at the
head of a state party are making decisions on who can or
can’t run for President we all lose our freedom to make
meaningful choices. New York’s Republican Party is a
democracy’s anti-christ.

Is there any difference anywhere else? Are the
Democrats any better? I don’t think so . Some states kept
Duke off their ballots for no reason. At least New York
has always had unfair election laws that apply to
everyone. Mr. Duke was forced to sue in some states to
get his name on the ballot. It seems that Republican
officials did not want an ex-Nazi running on the ticket.
Though Duke deserves no respect, he at least has a right
to be heard. Let the voters tell him how wrong his views
are— not some elite Republican Party hacks.

Democratic Party officials have also tried to dictate
rules to potential candidates. Last fall, Governor Cuomo
said he was considering running for President. While he
was thinking about it, Party Chair Ron Brown gave
Cuomo an ultimatum —get in by early November or stay
out. The party <lites also dictated the rules by limiting the
New Hampshire debates to the six so-called “major”
candidates, thus leaving out Larry Agran, Ron Kovic,
Eugene McCarthy and Lenora Fulani, plus countless
others who wished to be heard..

In the first debate moderator Tom Brokaw tried to
silence Jerry Brown’s recital of his 1-800 number. Brown
pointed out that General Electric owned NBC, implying
that big business was making the rules. The media has
made other attempts to define the campaign, thus
ignoring the voters. Early on, the media anointed Bill
Clinton the frontrunner, before any primaries. Tsongas
and Brown were ignored. The voters of New Hampshire,
Maine, lowa, Colorado, Maryland and Minnesota
disagreed with its pre-selected candidate. Score one for

the democratic process.

Super Tuesday gave Clinton some victories in his
home region. The design of Super Tuesday encourages a
short primary season, hoping to avoid a long political
fight. Limiting this fight, however, stifles debate,
discussion and limits the voter’s choices. Score one
against democracy.

Now we get to New York. Ron Brown has asked Jerry
Brown to limit his criticisms of Clinton. Party elites
again dictate the rules. Republicans have done the same
thing with Buchanan, Again, debate has been stifled.

The democratic process no longer works when voters
are told who will be the candidates and what they will be
allowed to hear. Of coursé, voters are to blame as well.
After all, when less than half the country votes in the
Presidential elections and only a paltry few vote in other
elections, aren’t we getting what we deserve? In a
democracy, the people should be telling their
representatives what to do. It should not be the other
way around. Unfortunately, the average voter is not a
member of a PAC of a special interest group and does not
donate any money to a political campaign. Should the
average American therefore be ignored? Of course not —
and we wouldn’t be ignored if we all voted.

The problem is the process. Candidates need money to
win votes: those who have money therefore have power.
This is not really a surprise to anyone. It does not
surprise me to hear on the news that three of the top five
campaign contributors are tobacco companies. They have
a lot to lose through anti-smoking legislation, so it is in
their own interest to buy out politicians. You and I don’t
have the money to buy out candidates. Are they looking
out for our interests? Or are they only looking to protect
the wealthy who get them reelected?

President Bush has criticized the Democrats for
making class difference and issue. This comes from the
candidate who has received far more support from
wealthy business leaders than any other candidate.
Republican Ronald Reagan advocated policies that
helped the very rich and the Japanese all through the
eighties — at the expense of the average American. Was
it surprising to anyone that Reagan’s rich friends —who
made off like thieves during his Presidency — bought
Reagan an expensive ranch for a retirement gift? Was it
surprising that the Japanese paid Reagan $2 million to
visit Japan? Was Reagan bribed or bought out? Is
Bush,too, being bought out by the rich? Making this
campaign a class-based one may be a little cynical when
it seems that almost all politicians are making much more
than everyone else. But Bush has a point. Money is a big
factor in politics, no matter how you look at it. Elites
make the decisions that end up binding all of us. And
those of us with no money to spend on influencing
politicians are therefore left practically unrepresented.

My bias in this campaign leans towards Jerry Brown.
At least Brown puts his money where his mouth is and
refuses to accept donations over a $100. While everyone
is trying to campaign this year as a Washington outsider,
Brown seems to be the only one doing anything different
from the politics-as-usual campaign.Personally 1 would
like to see a-viable popular third party spring up to offer
the alternative that Brown is offering. Of course it seems

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LETTERS

Vote for Jerry Brown

To The Editor:

“Our democracy has been taken over by a greedy and
incompetent Alliance-big campaign donors, lobbyists,
and corporate executives who pay themselves 100 times
more than their workers whose jobs, pay and health care
they have sacrificed. Without shame they are driving
America into economic decline while they prosper at the
expense of the rest of us.”

Those are the words of former Governor of California
Jerry Brown. Now a candidate for the presidency,
Governor Brown assails the “bought and sold” politicians
as the major barrier to economic and social progress of
America today. For it is these politicians who substitute
the public interest for the massive financial support re-
election requires. Thanks to them the “Alliance” is alive
and well.

Throughout his campaign, Governor Brown has
refused to accept contributions in excess of $100. As
President he would owe nothing to the very wealthy and
powerful special interest groups who financial and
control other candidates.

The New York primary occurs this coming Tuesday
(April 7th). A victory for Governor Brown would
advocate the elimination of the purchasing and
manipulation of politicians by the affluent and privileged.
The alternative would simply allow such an
establishment to contribute to prosper and thrive.

Ritu Singh
University Democrats
Committee to Elect

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Your vote is the key

To the Editor:

‘The March 7th counterprotest demonstration in front of
Planned Parenthood’s Lark Street offices had the
unintended effect of turning into a dangerous skirmish,
which, sadly, can damage the credibility of the pro choice
movement.

We are grateful for the support of area students who
recognize that defending reproductive rights requires
more than lip service and a vague declaration of pro-
choice sentiment, but we also have to defend the rights of
patients to access our health care services. That’s really
what it’s all about.

Saturday moming’s clash served only to give a small
group of nettlesome, but basically ineffectual, anti-choice
picketers a platform on which they appeared, oddly
enough, rational and controlled, admittedly a new
experience for most of them. Over time we have learned
the hard way that when the pro-choice movement is
perceived as being too aggressive or out of control,
rightly or wrongly, we lose public sympathy.

We need public support, but we need it on the steps of
the Capitol and especially in the voting booth. Whether
or not the right to choose will be preserved or lost will
ultimately be decided by voters, perhaps as soon as the
next election. The politics of confrontation are not in our
favor and the stakes here are too high.

Ruth S. Klepper
Executive Director

The Bible says it's a sin

Letters to the Editor:

As president of Bible Awareness Group, I feel it
necessary to reply to some of the letters that have
appeared recently in the ASP .

Jeff Humphrey, in a letter that appeared in the March
17 issue wrote about our “absolute right to free speech,
anytime, anywhere.” This is not a right guaranteed by the
Constitution, nor by the interpretation thereof, namely
the laws of the United States. To use a jaded example, it
is illegal to enter a crowded theater and yell “fire!”.
Additionally, it is against the law to speak to someone in
such a manner that they feel threatened, which is
harassment and/or assault in the eyes of the law. My
group was also contacted by the Office of the Vice-
President for Student Affairs to inform us of our rights
after the lecture which took place on Friday, February. 28
(God’s Word Speaks to Homosexuality). We were
informed that we could file a complaint with the Judicial
Board that the protesters were in violation of #13 under
Section Ill. University Regulations in the Student
Guidelines handbook, regarding obstruction University
sanctioned group, and we filed the proper paperwork
with Campus Life. We chose not to file this complaint.
Mr Humphrey, before you lecture on everyone’s right,
please familiarize yourself with them.

I would also like to address Daniel Brezenoff’s letter,
which appeared in the March 20 issue of the ASP . Mr.
Brezenoff, in this age of self-centeredness and
misanthropic sentiments, your unsolicited volunteerism
is commendable. Thank you for taking it upon yourself
to become a spokesman for the Bible Awareness Group
by letting everyone know our “agenda”. It would be
appreciated, however, if in the future you would consult
with us before you elaborate publicly on our opinions
and our “agenda”.

To both of these gentlemen, who advocated shouting
down the speaker before he was able to speak, the Bible
says in Proverbs 18:23, “He who answers before
listening—That is his folly and shame.”

For the benefit of those interested parties who were

unable to hear on February. 28, I would also like to,

express Bible Awareness Group’s opinions on what the
Bible says about homosexuality. The ASP has been
correct in quoting us as saying that homdsexuality is
“unnatural and self destructive”. We believe it is
unnatural because the Bible says that God did not created
humanity to behave in this manner. (Genesis 2:18-24;
Romans 1:18-32) We believe that it is self-destructive
because the Bible says it is a sin, which is something that
does not conform to God’s standards of right and wrong.
This hurts someone’s relationship with God and thus is
self-destructive. If this applied only to homosexuality, I
would concur that this would be bigoted. This, however,
is not the case. Homosexuality is merely one sin among
numerous sins that plague humanity. Lying, stealing,
adultery, hatred, murder,...the list is long and all of these
sins are unnatural, in that God did not create humanity to
do these things,and self-destructive, in that they hurt our

SSS EL

relationship with God. Additionally, the Bible states that
all people are guilty of sin. (Pslam 14:1-3; Romans3:23)
Therefore, whether your sin is homosexuality, lying,
stealing, etc., or any combination thereof, we are all in
the same boat -sinful in the eyes of God and deserving of
eternal punishment for those sins. (Romans 6:23) Bible
Awareness Group wishes to share with everyone that the
Bible states this, and that it also offers what it calls the
only solutions (John 14:6) to this dilemma: trusting in the
death and resurrection of Jesus Christ to cleanse you of
your sins and bring you into a personal relationship with
God, and through this relationship, eternal, joyful life.
(Romans 5:5-10; Romans 10:8-21; Romans 14,91
Corinthians 15:1-8; II Corinthians 5:11-21)

As for our so-called “agenda”, I assume that our
accusers are referring to a political agenda, since that was
a primary focus of the chants and shout s during the
lecture on February. 28. Bible Awareness Group is not a
political group, nor to my knowledge are any of our
members involved in any political movements. We are
concerned about individuals. The International Socialist
Organization, one of our loudest accusers, seems to hold
little regard for individuals. On Monday, February. 24,
approximately two hours after the conclusion of that
evening’s lecture (God’s Word Speaks to Feminism), Jeff
Humphrey, who is a member and a de facto if not de jure
leader of that group, told us that he was there to badger
us in hopes of creating a political movement out of a few
individuals. Basically, he was attempting to manipulate
the emotions of the crowd to further his political
machinations. Bible Awareness Group is in the business
of neither manipulation nor movement. Our Only
“agenda ” is to let individuals know what the Bible says
and how important that is to their lives. We neither wish
to nor able to coerce people into believing what we
believe, nor would this benefit us. Biblical Christianity is
a personal relationship with god, not an institution of
people dictating to others. The Bible tells us that on
Judgement Day, we will all stand alone before God. (
Revelation 20:11-15) There is not a thing that I can say to
or about anyone that will change God’s mind about them-
it is strictly between them and God. This applies to
everyone on both sides of the statement. The Bible is also
clear about the simplicity of the situation: Trust Jesus
Christ to make you right with God. If you don’t trust
Him, you stand coftdemned already. (John 3:16-21) This
is not a personal condemnation from he, but a diagnosis
of the situation by god. Our “agenda”is merely to let
people know the reality and seriousness of this message.

Dan Hulbert
President, Bible Awareness Group

Fill out FAF forms early

To the Editor:

I am a student assistant in the Office of Financial Aid
and I know how critical it is for students to apply early
and accurately for financial aid for next year.

I myself help students at the Financial Aid Public
Service Counter and I often answer telephone inquiries. I
see the pain and suffering that occurs when students file
the form late or incorrectly . And, it is easy to make
mistakes on the forms because they are very complicated.
So, to help yourself, be very aware of the following:

First, to qualify for any kind of financial aid next year
(except the Parent Loan for Undergraduates-PLUS) you
are required to file the 119-93 Financial Aid Form (FAF).
Be certain to complete all four pages of the FAF, filling
in all blanks even if the answer is “NA” or “O”.

Second, (cutbacks in personnel and resources have
caused our Office of Financial Aid to eliminate the use of
a separate institutional application for campus-based aid
(College Work-Study, Perkins Loans, EOP, etc.)
Consequently, the only form those of you who are
currently receiving these types of aid need to file is the
FA in order to be reconsidered next year. The deadline
for full consideration is April 24, 1992!

Third, students filing for other types of aid, including
Pell Grant, TAP, and Stafford Loans should file the FAF
as soon as possible, but no later than July 1, 1992.
Otherwise, it is likely your applications will not be
processed in time to use for deferment of Fall 1992
charges. And, that’s bad!

All the student assistants and the regular staff of the
Office of Financial Aid try very hard to help students. We
know all too well how complex and frustrating it can be
to apply for aid. The forms can be very hard to
understand and fill out. With fewer people in the Office
of Financial Aid to help, it is more important than ever
for you to complete forms early and accurately.

Princella Learry

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meghan

TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1992 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS 15 "

Just Hanging Around

This Summer?

Make this summer vacation
productive by studying and
earning graduation credits
during Summer Session ’92.

You'll find many reasons for summer study at Albany. Summer
is a traditional time to make up classes, to complete
requirements, or simply to study subjects that are of personal
interest while moving ahead in your schedule. The summer is
also an ideal time to explore subjects in greater detail. It can
provide the opportunity for adventures in learning which are
unavailable due to the demands of your regular schedule.
During the summertime, you can take advantage of a
variety of session options, meeting times and available
courses which make summer study an attractive choice. There
are a number of features of Albany’s summer program
providing excellent study opportunities. Among them:

HB smaller, more personal classes

BB available space in high demand sections, which are often
closed during the rest of the year

I access for seniors to introductory level courses
BB access to higher level courses for lower division students
| opportunity to take courses normally restricted to majors

Il better access to computer, library, and other campus
facilities

BB opportunity to accelerate or make up graduation credits
Bi chance to explore new subject areas

BB opportunity to complete requirements for general
education

BB more relaxed, informal environment

Summer Session
Starts June 1

The University at Albany’s Summer
Session program includes six
independent sessions which run over a
period of twelve weeks between June 1
and August 21. Four and six-week
courses are available at all levels of
study during the summer. The chart
below illustrates the diverse selection of
summer sessions available.

Register Now!

Look through the Summer Sessions '92
Bulletin you received in your campus
mailbox and select your courses from
the almost 500 course listings; there are f:

classes to fit most any interest or time &
frame. lf you didn’t receive one or need

another, stop by the Summer Sessions

Office in ULB 66 (near the Career

Placement Office) or at the Campus

Center Information Desk to pick up a copy.

You may advance register for the summer session. All
you need to do is consult with your academic advisor to
obtain a signed academic advisement form, clear any holds
on your registration records if there are any, and register in
LC 23 during advance registration at your appointed time. Or,
if you prefer, you may register at the start of any of the
sessions or modules by following the steps outlined in the
Summer Sessions '92 Bulletin.

Interested? Sure beats
hanging around!

For more information about the University at Albany's
comprehensive summer programs, contact:

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joutdoors for a majority of the match,
iwhere it was “cold and really windy,”
according to Lee. Albany had not played
outdoors this season. Once the match was
imoved indoors, the Danes captured two
double matches powered by the
combinations of Addelston-Presser and
‘Lee-Hausman.

The Coast Guard Academy match on
Saturday was a lot closer than the score
indicated. There were four three-set
matches (two each in singles and doubles)
that could have gone either way. Lee was
ithe only victorious Dane in the match.

Albany’s match against Skidmore on
Saturday will present another challenge
for Albany. “They are among the top two
teams in the state,” Lewis remarked.

The Danes were put through a rigorous
training regimen by Lewis during January
land February, which included a lot of
sprints and distance running.
Weightlifting is not part of the Danes
conditioning because it limits the
flexibility that is badly needed on the
tennis court.

“We were able to get a great deal of
court time because of the flexibility of
class schedules,” Lee commented. “That
‘is very important.”

Although the team has started the
season slowly, there were key factors that
accounted for each loss. The Coast Guard
‘Academy has had a great deal more
matches this spring, which contributes to
“match toughness,” a key to success,
according to Lewis.

“To have success team-wise, we all
have to put forth a 100 percent effort, but
also enjoy ourselves,” Lee said. “This is
not Division I tennis.”

Crew

Continued from back page

Tennis captain Jim Lister. “This is our strongest

crew team ever,”

In its simplest form, crew is broken|
down into eight-person and four- person]
teams. From there, there is lightweight]
(130 pounds & under for women, 160 &|
under for men) and heavyweight (130)
pounds & up for women, 160 & up for|
men). Once we have this, there is novice,
junior varsity or varsity status, which
includes both the men and the women.|
The mix of these components leads to aj
confusing number of events, but events,
that Albany performs well nonetheless.

In the men’s varsity heavyweight eight-|
person race, Albany achieved the gold
medal, the first time the varsity has ever]
won this race at this event.

The men’s performance was matched]
by the women, who also earned gold in
this event, which was an open event al!
this meet, meaning any weight class|
could race.

Albany’s women captured gold in the]
four-person open varsity race while the
men gained second place in the
heavyweight version of the race.

“We beat the top women’s four even|
though we were much lighter,” women’s
varsity coach Eric Wootan stated. “That is
one of our biggest accomplishments.”

The lightweight eight-person men’s|
varsity squad was forced to enter the|
junior varsity heavyweight division,
where they placed second despite the|
change.

“We raced real well,” said Ed Manning,
who competed in the race. “I look
forward to what we can do for the rest o!
the season.”

Albany’s crew team heads back to}
Corning Preserve on Saturday to face the|
same local competition as well as strong
crew teams from University of Vermont
and Boston College, which look to make!
things interesting. Races start around 9:00
a.m.

Middlebury runs a hitting clinic
at Dane pitching's expense

By Scott Breier
ASSOCIATE SPORTS EDITOR

Albany baseball has got a case of the
fourth inning blues. It was the fourth
inning that did them in during their
doubleheader against Middlebury on
Saturday as they dropped both games of
the twinbill, 7-3 and 11-4.

In the first game, the Danes (2-7, 1-2
ECAC) lead 3-1 going into the fourth
inning. Middlebury’s bats then exploded
for four runs off Albany starter Eric
Zambrana and two runs off reliever Ryan
Grant.

“Eric is not off to a typical start,” said
Albany head coach Ed Zaloom. “He
didn’t appear to have confidence or the
pop on his fastball that he usually has.”

Mike Ginevan earned the win for
Middlebury. He pitched a complete game
while scattering five hits and giving up
three runs.

The Albany runs were knocked in by
first baseman Howie Rosenkrantz, left
fielder Phil Piranio and designated hitter
Pete Grimaldi.

In game two, Albany again took a
quick lead but could not hold on.

With the score tied going into the
fourth, Middlebury poured on the offense.

They scored three in the fourth, five in
the fifth and three in the sixth.

Albany starter Rich Weiting (1-1) took
the loss. He pitched three and a third
innings, allowing thirteen hits and six
runs. He walked one and struck out one.

“They hit the hell out of the ball,”
Zaloom exclaimed. “We played sound
defense but they just hit the ball all over
the field.”

“They're one of the best hitting teams
T’ve seen in a long time,” he added.

Steve Leach was the winning pitcher
for Middlebury. He pitched seven innings,
giving up eight hits and four runs while
walking three and striking out five.

Hitting stars for Albany were
centerfielder Craig Fishel who had two
hits, including a double and two runs
scored. Piranio went two for three with an
RBI and two runs scored, and catcher Dan
Ryan also had two hits.

The Danes travel to Union today to face
the Dutchmen at 3:00pm. Albany then
hits the road bound for Binghamton, who
they’ll face on Wednesday at 1:00 in a
twinbill.

Note: The Danes’ scheduled
doubleheader at Cortland last Thursday
and Sunday’s game at North Adams State
(MA) were both cancelled. Albany played
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Ethnic Notions: Film and Discussion: African-Americans The Im f Diversi i yelopmen 4
Tues., April 7 10:00 a.m. - 11:30 a.m. Education 127 ice ix i n Servic ion
Sexual Harrassment: Workshop: Professional issues. ‘
Tues., April 7 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Education 127 Thursday April 9, 1992 Campus Center 375 5:30pm - 7:00pm
Making Waves: Film and Discussion: Asian-Americans :
Tues., April 7 5:00 p.m. - 7:00 p.m. Education 346 Panelists: : ; chi H
Torch Song Trilogy: Film and Discussion: Gay men Carol Stenger, M.Ed. Assistant Director of Residential Life / Judicial
Tues. April 7 3:30 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. Education 335 FE eee : <e-3 ;
The Bronx: A Cry for Help: Film and Discussion: Poverty Dolores Cimini, Ph.D, Staff Psychologist, University Counseling ae

Center; Co-chair, Abilities Awareness Month Committee
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Sa oe 56 Fi eeae 2 ae Scott Mims, C.S.W. Director, Middle Earth Drug Education and
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Final Exhibition
Baseball Standings

American League

Ww is
Texas 19 12
Baltimore 17 12
Boston 16 13
NY Yankees: 7 14
Oakland 15 13
Cleveland 16 14
California 16 14
Milwaukee 16 16
Detroit 15 15
Seattle 13 16
Minnesota 12 15
Toronto 13 18
Chicago 13 18
Kansas City 12 18

National League

Cincinnati 22 9
Montreal 20 12
San Francisco 18 13
St. Louis 16 13
Pittsburgh 15 13
NY Mets 15 15
San diego 13 15
Houston 14 17
Chicago 13 18
Los Angeles 12 18
Atlanta 10 19
Philadelphia 9 19

Regular Season Schedule
Tonight's Games

American League
Boston (Clemens) at NY Yankees
(Sanderson), 1p.m.
Chicago (McDowell) at California
(Abbott), 9p.m
Texas (Brown) at Seattle (Hanson),
10:35p.m.

National League

Chicago (Maddux) at Philadelphia
(Mulholland), 12:35p.m

San Diego (Harris) at Cincinnati
(Browning), 7:35p.m.

Atlanta (Glavine) at Houston
(Harnisch), 8:35p.m.

NY Mets (Saberhagen) at St. Louis
(Olivares), 8:35p.m.

San Francisco (Downs) at Los
Angeles (Hershiser), 10:35p.m

BY THE NUMBERS

Lacrosse Polls
NCAA Division |

Pts.

179

165

153

1, Syracuse
2. North Carolina
3. Towson State

4, Loyola, Md. 149
5, Johns Hopkins 141
6. Princeton 137
7. Brown 124
8. Maryland 124
9. Virginia 107
10. Army

11. Penn State 83
12. Yale 75
43. Navy 68
14. Comell 66
45. Duke 57

16. Massachusetts

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17. Md. Baltimore Co. 49
18. Georgetown 22
19. Delaware 15
20. Rutgers 14
NCAA Division Ill

WSL Ps:
1. Hobart Seem e00
2. Nazareth 4 0 190
3. Ithaca 4 OP a7.
4, Salisbury St 7 taieeles
5. Roanoke 6 3-169
6.OhioWesleyan 3 5 154
7. Rochester Inst. 2004 139
8. Gettysburgh Vinee eee
9. Washington Md. 5 2 116
10. Frank, & Marsh. 7 2 105
41. Clarkson 0 0 99
12. Hartwick 6 0 92
13. Bowdoin 6) adios 2S
14. Wash. & Lee er eer,
15. Middlebury 4 0 61
16. Alfred He 53
17. Cortland St. 4 4 33
18. Whittier ee 24
19. St. Lawrence Te 21
20. Williams 9 8 717

FRIDAY'S ANSWER 1: Calvin
Murphy made 78 consecutive free
throws in the 1980-81 season.

A.H.L.

Northern Division

Wwe
Springfield 43 29
Adirondack 40 36
New Haven 39 37

N.B.A

to Leaders
4 84 Scoring
4 82 G Pts

Avg

Capital District 32 38 11 75 Jordan, Chicago 73 2225 305
Maine 23 47 10 56 KMalone,Utah 73 2030 27.8
Southern Division Mullin, Golden St. 73 1876 25.7
Binghampton 41 29 9 91 Drexler, Portland 73 1612 260
Rochester 37 31 12 86 Ewing, NYKnicks 74 1802 24.4
Hershey 31 28 12 83 Hardaway,Gold St. 74 1736 23,4
Utica 3135 6 74
ee : . 42 10 66 Rebounding
antic Division
G Tot Avg
Fredericton 43 27 10 96 — Rodman, Detroit 74 1394 188
St dohes ee ie ge Wil, Atlanta = 741163. 18,7
Cope Epon 36 34 10 82 — Mutombo, Denver 71 870 123
Moncton 32 38 10 74  Robinson,S.A, 68 829 122
Halifax 25 38 17 67  Olajuwon, Houston 63 766 12.2
Final Standings Seikaly, Miami 72 868 12.1
Anderson, Denver 74 849 11.5
KMalone, Utah 73 829 11.4
World League — giison Wash, 65 733 113
Barkley, Phil 69 778 113
Football
European Field Goal Percentage
WoL T Pet FG FGA Pct.
Barcelona =o 2—i‘1s~=t«i~SC«i G7 Williams, Portland 309 515 600
ani 2 1 0 @67 Thorpe, Houston 510 871 586
aad 1 2 0 933 Gant, Chicago 424 734 578
Daugherty, Clev. 532 925 575
; Barkley, Phil 579 1045 554
soon Aenean a Robinson, S.A. 592 1074 651
‘500 Nance, Cleveland 501 921 544
Montreal 20 tee Ge ay, oe
NY-NIKnlghisso 9° 0° 00 eroulonis BS he eo eee
Bae 0s 800 Manning, LA Clip 542
North American West Assists
Sacramento 3 0 0 1,000 G No Avg
Birmingham 2 1 0° 800 Stockton,Utah 74 1010 196
SanAntonio 2 1 0 500 Johnson, Pheonix 73 784 10.7
Hardaway,G.S. 74 736 99
Saturday's Games Bogues, Charlotte 74 684 9.2
Birmingham at London, 1p.m Jackson,N.Y. 73 627 86
Barcelona at Frankfurt, 1p.m, Strickland. S.A. 50 419 84
San Antonio at Sactamento, 8p.m, M.Williams, Ind. 74 611 83
Sunday's Games Richardson, Minn. 73 591 8.1
NY-NJ Knights at Orlando 1p.m. Adams, Wash 7 5547.8
Price, Cleveland 65 493 7.6

Ohio at Montreal, 1p.m.

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N.B.A.

Atlantic Division

WoL Pet GB
NY Knicks 48 27 640 —
Boston 44 31 587 4
New Jersey 34 40 459 12.5
Miami 34 42 447 125
Philadelphia 33 42 .440 15
Washington 24 51 320 24
Orlando 18 57 240 30
Central Division
Chicago 61 14 813 —
Cleveland 52 22 .708 85
Detroit 43 32 573 18
Indiana 37 39 487 245
Atlanta 35 40 .467 26
Milwaukee 30 44 .405 30.5
Charlotte 30 45 .400 31
Midwest Division
Utah 48 27 640 —
San Antonio 44 31 587 4
Houston 39 36 520 9
Denver 23 52 307 25
Dallas 19 56 .253 29
Minnesota 14 60 189 335
Pacific Division
Portland 53 22 707 —
Golden State 50 25 667 3
Pheonix 49 27 645 45
Seattle 43 32 573 10
LA Clippers 41 34 547 12
LA Lakers 40 34 541 125
Sacramento 25 51 329 285

Standings through April 6th.
Tonight's Games

Detroit at NY Knicks, 7:30p.m.
Atlanta at New Jersey, 7:30p.m.
Charlotte at Orlando, 7:30p.m.
Washington at Miami, 7:30p.m
Boston at Cleveland, 7:30p.m.
LA Clippers at Minnesota, 8p.m
Milwaukee at Chicago, 8:30p.m.
Houston at San Antonio, 8;30p.m,
Utah at Denver, 9p.m
Sacramento at Pheonix, 9:30p.m
Golden State at Portland, 10p.m.
LA Lakers at Seattle, 10p.m

FRIDAY'S ANSWER 2: Toe Blake
won the MVP award while playing for
the Montreal Canadiens. He later
went on to coach them to a Stanley
Cup Championship.

Northeastern Assoc. of the

Rensselaer ARC

NYS Department of Labor

Sponsored by Career Development Center

NYS Division of the Budget

TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1992 ALBANY STUDENT PRESS 2D

So what does the ASP know ahout Bageball?

The 1992 Not-Ho-Official Albany Student
Press Guide to the world of Major League
Baseball and the lunacy that accompanies it.

Hey, I know, you scoff at it, taunt it, make stupid jokes
about it, question its existence altogether. But its here and
you had better get used to it. It will stay as a permanent
fixture in the annals of SUNYA history. What am I
talking about? You mean you don't know? The huge title
didn't key you in? It's the second annual Albany Student
Press staff baseball picks extravaganza.

So put down that textbook, turn off whatever horrible
show you're watching on the tube, put down that food-
like organism that they call UAS food and listen up - the
ASP baseball picks are for serious fans only - everyone
else need not apply. We cannot tolerate anyone who
doesn't take our picks seriously - many countless hours
have been spent preparing, editing, and fine-tuning what
we think will be the state of major league baseball in
1992. So go ahead, enjoy, but be careful: whay you may
read may shock you.

Patrick Cullen - SPORTS EDITOR

National League East - New York Mets

Lightning would strike my footsteps if I picked any
team besides my beloved Mets. But this isn’t a case of
blind faith. The Mets much-inflated payroll will pay off
and bring another World Championship back to the Big
Apple. Otherwise, the players have so much money that
they could probably buy the World Series.

National League West - Atlanta Braves

The Braves came too close to the World Championship
glory to be satiated. The thirst to return, not to mention
the same cast of characters from last year, will get the
Braves as far as the League Championship Series, where
they’ll fall to the Mets.

American League East - Toronto Blue Jays

The Blue Jays have been the butt of many jokes in the
baseball world in the past (““Chokers,” “Can’t win the big
one”), but that will change this year, sort of. They'll
power their way to the pennant, but will come across a
brick wall called the Mets in the fall Classic. The
Yankees, in a word, suck. ‘Nuff said.

American League West - Chicago White Sox

Frank Thomas and Robin Ventura, who combined for
over 230 RBI’s and 50 home runs in 1991, lead a team
with too much talent to lose.

Scott Breier - ASSOCIATE SPORTS EDITOR

National League East - New York Mets

They have the talent. They also have an excellent
Manager to put it all together. Besides, they shelled out
big bucks. They better win. Don’t believe what everyone
says, the defense isn’t all that bad.

National League West - Atlanta Braves

Avery, Glavine, Smoltz - that will be the factor in the
Braves’ retention of the Western division crown. They
can hit, field and pitch. What more do you need?

American League East - Toronto Blue Jays

The Blue Jays will win because they are the most
talented team in the division. It’s about time the Blue
Jays play ball in late October.

American League West - Chicago White Sox

The White Sox are awesome. They made some really
smart moves during the off-season. George Bell and
Steve Sax are great additions. They have excellent young
pitching led by Jack McDowell and Alex Fernandez, and
a strong bullpen. It should be an exciting season on the
south side of the Windy City.

Andrew Schotz - EDITOR IN CHIEF

National League East - Chicago Cubs

I'll keep picking them until they win because Ryne
Sandberg should not be another Ernie Banks. Besides, it
could set up a Windy City showdown. The Mets will
watch the playoffs from Cooter’s in Houston.

National League West - Cincinnati Reds

They didn’t need Eric Davis and his Strawberry-like
slumps, anyway. Greg Swindell will help them beat the
Dodgers.

American League East - Toronto Blue Jays

I pegged Morris as a washout last year. I won’t make
the same mistake again. With pitching, the Yankees could
make a run at fourth place.

American League West - Chicago White Sox

Another Yankee blunder gave Chicago Steve Sax and
an edge on the division. I’m yet another supporter of
Frank Thomas for MVP.

Tom Murnane - NEWS EDITOR

National League East - New York Mets

I WANT THE METS! I don’t want any other team
near the NL Crown. If they can get through all the b.s.
going on inside the club, they have the talent to do it.
First, I want them to win, and then I want bloody revenge
for 1986. We will drink blue and orange this October at
Fenway. Vengeance shall be ours and it will be good.
And don’t listen to anything Adam has to say.

National League West - Atlanta Braves

I think it comes down to the Braves and the Dodgers.
Give the edge to the Braves, but they better comply with
my master plan...

American League East - Boston Red Sox

This is it. This is the year the Red Sox are finally
gonna shed that ol’ Babe Ruth curse, and I can stop
going to my weekly “Red Sox Support Group” meetings.
First they'll take the East and then the AL Crown and the
Series in six! They have to lose at least two just to piss
me off. They still have to get rid of Lou'Gorman though.
(Blue Jays bite.)

American League West - Chicago White Sox

I’m going with the White Sox. Even without Bo and
without Torborg, my gut tells me they’re the team to
beat. There’s still some kick in those ol’ Athletics
though,

Kerri Lewis - FEATURES EDITOR

National League East - New York Mets_

It'll be the Mets this year, that is if Doctor K is on the
field and not in the slammer.

Adam Meyer - ASPECTS EDITOR

National League East - New York Mets

New GM AI Harazin scrapped the disappointing 1991
team and virtually rebuilt the Mets through a
combination of free agency and trades. The Pirates have
lost Bonilla and the Mets have gained him: that could be
the difference.

National League West - Atlanta Braves

The 1991 National League champions return with
virtually the same team. The only difference is they’re a
year and a World Series loss more experienced - and
hungrier.

American League East - Toronto Blue Jays

The Blue Jays have added Jack Morris and probably 15
wins. The rest of the division, including the Red Sox, is
too weak to challenge them.

American League West - Seattle Mariners

This is the closest race in baseball. There’s no clear
front-runner, but Seattle, who finished above .500 for the
first time last season, could claw their way to the top.

Meghan Howard - MANAGING EDITOR

National League East - Montreal Expos

The Expos will end up in a hellish abyss, because they
have removed that most cool "M" from their suits. The
Mets, with the additional signing of Mike Tyson at
shortstop will not even come close. Look for them next
year in the Prison League. Look for the Pirates to win the
division, since they are the only team that hasn't
offended me so far today.

National League West - Houston Astros

The Astros will take this division based on strength of
schedule, thé combined ERA of their pitchers, slugging
percentage, the average length of their toenails and the
fact that they’re named after Astro on the Jetsons,

American League East - Baltimore Orioles

Baltimore will win, because I went to an Orioles game
last year, and the team they were playing against that
they won the World Series. The Yankees will forfeit the
season and open a gambling casino.

American League West - Texas Rangers
Texas will win this division because Nolan Ryan has a
neat accent. The A’s will once again be eliminated by the
Jose Canseco dweebiness factor,

Joe Faughnan - ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR

National League East - Pittsburgh Pirates

With cool, evil names like Don Slaught and Andy Van
Slyke, why do you think they'll go far!

National League West - San Diego Padres

This team, named after a Spanish priest, will certainly
go far.

American League East - Milwaukee Brewers

Hey, why do all these guys have pot bellies!

american League West - Texas Rangers

Behind Mr. Ryan (not Jack), the Lone Stars will go all
the way.

NCAA to investigate alleged assault of hockey referee

Madison, WI
(AP) The NCAA will investigate a
confrontation between University of
Wisconsin hockey players and a referee
who worked during the Badgers’
championship game loss to Lake Superior
State, officials said Monday.

Referee Tim McConaghy, who called
16 penalties on the Badgers in their 5-3
loss Saturday night at Albany, NY, was
verbally accosted by at least 10 UW
players after the Lakers scored an empty-
net goal with two seconds left to clinch
the victory.

Michigan athletic director and coach
Rick Comley, a member of the NCAA Ice
Hockey Committee, said the incident
would be investigated and reviewed by
-the committee.

“It’s the responsibility of the committee

to gather written material (on the

incident),” Comley said. “There is a
misconduct provision within the NCAA.
But I can’t say anything about what
actions there might be.”
Some of the players surrounded
McConaghy before he could leave the ice.
Afterward, in the tunnel leading to the
locker rooms, a brief altercations took
place during which a linesman and
another tournament official were injured.
“There was no direct physical
confrontation involved,” UW coach Jeff
Sauer said. “In the effort to get the referee
off the ice, the officials’ room and the
locker room are in close proximity to one
another, and there was a lot of shouting.”
“One of the posts holding those
curtains outside the locker room area fell
over and apparently hit one of the security
guards, but it wasn’t intentionally
pushed,” Sauer said.

Sauer, a few of his players and some
UW athletic department staff members
met with the NCAA Ice Hockey
Committee on Sunday in Albany to
discuss the incident.

“There were some minor incidents on
the ice as well as off,” UW associate
athletic director Joel Maturi said Monday.
“The NCAA does have a rule that any
misconduct by coaching staff, athletes
and so forth is potentially punishable and
there are different types of sanctions that
could be given.”

“We personally do not feel from what
we have heard to this point that the
allegations as extremely serious. There
was some shouting and anger exhibited.
But if the NCAA deems that to be so
inappropriate, they have a number of
options open to them,” Maturi said.

Sauer, who watched a tape of the game

Saturday night, said he was disappointed
in some of the comments his players gave
reporters after the game, but was not
ashamed of their conduct.

“T’m not saying they didn’t verbally go
after the guy, but there was no stick-
swinging or anything like that,” Sauer
said. “I saw the tape, and I think that
some of thé selection of penalties was just
very poor.”

Sauer said he would write a letter to the
director of officials to air his opinions of
McConaghy’s performance.

When Wisconsin players streamed onto
the ice to argue with McConaghy,
lineman Jacques Demers had to hold off
UW defenseman Maco Balkovec and a
couple of other players from getting at
McConaghy.

McConaghy is an official for the
Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference.

WLacrosse vs. Skidmore - Wed., 4:00

Baseball at Union College - Tues., 3:00

Men's Lacrosse vs. RPI - Tues., 3:30

Albany reverses fortunes against Geneseo
Men's lacrosse uses depth to keep Knights winless

By Patrick Cullen
SPORTS EDITOR

A team’s depth will never find
its way into the statistics and
usually will go unnoticed, but
there is no disputing the
advantage a team with ample
depth brings intova ball game.
Albany’s men’s lacrosse team
personified that ideal in its home
opener on Saturday, overcoming
sluggish second and third
quarters and using its bench to
pull away from a pesky Geneseo

squad, 18-12.

“Our depth proved superior in
the long run,” Albany coach
Steve O’Shea remarked. “We
played at least 30 guys today.”

The game drew striking
similarities to Albany’s matchup
with Division III powerhouse
Salisbury State (Md.) back on
April 28th. In that contest, the
Danes found themselves down
early but were able to rebound in
the second, third and early fourth
quarters to make a game of it. In

Mike Tesoriero (right) scored three goals for the Danes.

the end however, Salisbury was
able to hold off the Danes down
the stretch to preserve a 22-12
victory.

This time, however, it was
Albany’s turn to establish early
dominance and its opponents’
turn to play catch-up.

After taking a commanding 6-
2 lead at the end of the first
quarter, sophomore attacker Kurt
Randall (three goals, one assist)
cut in from the left side
undetected and scooted the ball

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past Geneseo. goalie Scott
Lorraine (19 saves) to increase
the Danes’ lead to 7-2 to start the
second stanza.

“We were able to create
turnovers during transition,”
O’Shea said, talking about his
team’s early dominance. “As a
result, we got some fast break
goals.”

The Knights (0-4) answered
with the next two goals. Senior
attacker Jim McMurtry (three
goals, one assist) circled around
the Danes’ net and scored
despite tight defense from Dane
sophomore defenseman Brian
Duperrouzel. Junior Ed Cortez’s
shot past Albany goalie Dave
Crone (18 saves) narrowed the
score to 7-4,

The Danes (2-1) responded
with goals from junior attacker
Mike Tesoriero (three goals) and
sophomore midfielder Darrin
King (three goals) to go up 9-4
at the 2:40 mark of the second
quarter.

But Geneseo’s senior attacker
Chris Cassidy (three goals, one
assist) converted two Jonathan
Hand (four assists, one goal)
passes into two goals on
consecutive Knight possessions
to slice Albany’s lead to 9-6.

Senior attacker Cort King,
who had three goals and three
assists, ended the half’s scoring
with a shot around the right
corner of the net, giving the

Danes a 10-6 lead at
intermission.

Geneseo came out with the
momentum to start off the third
quarter, scoring the first three
goals to make it a precarious 10-
9 Albany lead. A goal and an
assist from Cassidy fueled the
Knights’ run.

Later, McMurtry’s score
towards the end of the third
quarter kept the Knights close,
11-10.

Lorraine had nine of his saves
during this quarter, in which
Albany netted only one goal.

The Danes started off the
fourth quarter with a display of
perfect lacrosse execution.
Senior attacker Blake Kim (two
goals, four assists) let go a
sparkling cutting pass to a
streaking Tesoriero, who
deposited the ball past Lorraine
for a 12-10 lead.

Geneseo had one last gasp.
Junior midfielder Jeff Tomaso’s
score off a hand centering pass at
10:30 kept the game interesting
at 12-11.

But Albany was too strong and
too deep for the Knights to stay
with, The Danes ran off the next
four goals in succession to put
the game out of reach and seal
the victory.

“Geneseo was an explosive
club,” O’Shea remembered. “But
we wore them down in the fourth
quarter.”

The Danes host R.P.I. today at
3:30p.m.

gets rocky start
to spring season

By Jacob Jonas
STAFF WRITER

Coming off of a turbulent 1991 season,|
Albany’s men’s tennis team started this
year sluggishly, losing two of their first}
three matches. The Danes opened with al
9-0 thrashing of Hartwick (April 2) au
home, but then succumbed to Coast
Guard (8-1) at home on Saturday and to
Colgate on the road (7-2) on Sunday.

“We have a young team that is very!
energetic,” Albany coach Bob Lewis
said. “We are just rounding into form.”

The top six singles players are: junior]
Adam Addelston, followed by
sophomores Matt Presser and Steve
Cohen, senior captain Dave Lee,|
sophomore Carl Meacham and freshman|
Keith Hausman. Sophomore Paul Malec
jis coming off of a shoulder injury that he|
suffered during the fall and Lewis|
expects him to be a key contributor as|
the season progresses.

In addition to being a tough team|
talent-wise, Colgate presented a problem
ito the Danes of forcing them to play

Continued on page 21

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Men's tennis

Men's track breezes in Season opener

Crush RPI and
CSR; Almendarez
is Nationals bound

By Patrick Cullen
SPORTS EDITOR

Under extremely windy conditions last
Tuesday, Albany’s men kicked off their
outdoor track season with easy triumphs
over Rensselaer and College of Saint
Rose in a tri-meet held here at Albany
State.

“It was a really windy day,” Albany
coach Roberto Vives commented. “As a
result, the times weren’t particularly fast.”

This tri-meet traditionally begins
Albany’s outdoor season; it serves as a
Starting point and tune-up for a season
that includes events such as the Penn
Relays (April 24-25), the Collegiate
Track Conference Championships (May
1-2 at Albany), not to mention the IC4A’s
and the NCAA national meet, which
features some of the best in the business.

Freshman Oscar Almendarez didn’t let
the wind or early-season kinks bother him
as his triple jump of 48 feet, two inches
was the second best ever by an Albany
athlete.

Most importantly, his first place finish
qualified him for Nationals competition at
the end of May.

“Oscar gave a real outstanding
performance,” Vives beamed. “He
qualified for Nationals competition even
this early in the season.”

In the 1500 meters, Albany sophomores
Todd Orvis and Todd Rogers finished
first and second, timed at 4:11.7 and 4:14,
respectively.

Sophomore Bill Vanos took second in
the 5000 meters, with a time of 16:01.
Freshman Jason DeJoy, returning from an
injury, was third in 16:35.

As usual, Albany’s hurdles dominated
the competition.

Senior Wilfredo Rodriguez won the
110-meter hurdles in 15.1, while
freshman Sean Condell was hot on his
heels with a time 15.3.

Rodriguez (56.9), senior Jeff York
(58.0), and senior Derek Westbrook
(58.1) completed an Albany sweep of the
400-meter hurdles.

Sophomore Andrew Daniels, in his
second meet ever, leaped 22 feet, 10
inches in the long jump.

Almendarez and senior Brett Dixon
tied for first place in the high jump with
jumps of six feet, four inches.

In the discus throw, sophomore Brad
Dean triumphed with a throw of 144 feet,
followed by fellow sophomore Dave
Hurley, who achieved a throw of 135 feet.

“These were the type of performances
you’d expect this early in the season,”
Vives said of the meet.

Albany visits Oneonta tomorrow to
take on host Hartwick College and
Hamilton College in another tri-meet. It
starts at 3:00pm.

Crew rises above
the Capital District

By Patrick Cullen
SPORTS EDITOR

Albany’s crew team set itself apart
from the rest of the local competition as it!
produced impressive performances over|
Skidmore College, Union College, and!
Rensselaer in a meet at the Corning
Preserve in downtown Albany on!
Saturday.

Albany won the All-Points Trophy for
the best overall team performance, which!
included men and women, junior varsity,
Inovice and varsity.

“This meet is a good indication of
lwhere we stand,” said men’s varsity

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Remembering Maicoim
Itmay be little more thana large,
white letter “X,” centered ona field of
black. But the Malcolm X hat has come
to symbolize much more. Many college

students are wearing it, but how many
are embracing the ideas of the slain civil
rights leader?/Page 11

DOLLARS AND SENSE

Money, money, money

You're poor. Butifyou invest your
money wisely, one dayyou could be
rich. Check out our beginner's
guide to your financial options, and
remember —greed is good./Page 12

THE Stupent Bopy

Taking a gamble

Lured by the chance to score big in
the big leagues, more and more
underclassman athletes are forfeiting
their collegiate eligibility and going
the way of the draft. But what are the
cons of trying the pros?/Page 22

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MICHAEL GARD, THE INDIANA DAILY STUDENT, INDIANA U.

Students say landlords are killing their party

By MOLLY WILLIAMS
The Review, U. of Delaware

It's the proverbial dump.

Grimy walls, disgusting cockroaches and random furnishings strewn
about the yard amid the litter from a party terrorize visitors and
neighbors alike.

It’s also the independent college life. And students, in search of
increased freedom and responsibility, are moving off-campus in droves

Less than 20 percent of the 11,5 million undergraduate students
enrolled in colleges around the country live in university-owned

housing, according to the Department of Education. Some students opt
to live at home with their parents, but the rest are signing on the dotted
line to live in nearby apartments, condominiums or homes that often
are decades old,
Most students move off campus during their sophomore
year, said Marsha Remore, executive assistant for the Di
Housing at the U. of Texas, Austin.
But the headaches associated with the off-campus move come to the
forefront quickly for these first-time renters as they meet the landlord.
Some situations are made in heaven, Mark Butler, a senior at the U. of
See HOUSING, Page 26

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Notes
I swear we don’t just make these
things up:

A bright idea

A student at Cal Poly disenrolled his
exgirlfriend from classes by using her
Personal Identification Number,
according to the Mustang Daily, Cal
Poly’s studentnewspaper.

Apparently the jilted student
thought it would be a great way to get
back at his ex. He called an automated
registration line and dropped all of
her courses. Now the student faces
disciplinary action and possible
charges. In the words of some long-
forgotten “Gunsmoke” hero, “It just
goes to show... Crime doesn’t pay.”

Man’s best friend? Yeah, right

Wire services at Arizona State U.
reported the story of a woman trying to
feed a chicken to her “pet” python.
Instead of chowing down on the bird,
the “pet” started chomping down on
the woman. It took four firefighters to
pry the pet off Susan Inherst’s hand
and body. She suffered puncture
wounds as a result of the attack.
“When he struck, I knew he thought I
was the chicken,” she said. Maybe the
fact that the six-foot snake hadn’t
eaten in a week had something to do
with it,

Letters and more letters

When Mary Jane Ryals wrote a
commentary for the Florida Flambeau,
Florida State U.’s student newspaper,
she probably didn’t bet on all of the
letters she would be getting. Ryals said
the contestants in a local beauty
pageant didn’t need to think. Ouch.
The Flambeau seemed to predict the
onslaught of letters. The headline on
the letters page read “Readers
respond to Ryals’ wrath (Part 1).”

Don’t forget your rubbers

A safe sex campaign prompted the
Vermont Cynic to tease readers with the
caption, “These are condoms. You are
supposed to wear them. Stupid people
don’t. Obnoxious self-infatuated
males don’t think it is their
responsibility. We all know better.
Happy safe sex week.” And with this
piece of advice, I will leave you. Happy
hunting and feed your pets.

Oops

One more thing. In February we
failed to give credit where credit was
due. Paula Mathieu, a reporter for The
Chicago Flame, pulled together the
original story on the “skull sculptor,”
which we used in News and Notes.
Thanks, Paula.

—J.S. Newton,
Editor on Fellowship, Eastern Kentucky

Long haul

Students at public universities
take longer to earn diplomas

By ASHLEY FOGLE
The Daily Tar Heel, U. of North Carolina

While many students shudder at the thought of an “extra” hour of
class, more students at public universities are opting to stay in school an
extra year.

Statistics show that students at public universities take longer to
graduate than their private school counterparts.

Fifty-four percent of students who entered private schools in 1980 had
graduated by 1986, compared to 43 percent of public school students,
said Frank Balz, executive director of the National Institute of
Independent Colleges and Universities.

In the past several years, many public universities have seen a decline
in graduation rates, due in part to state cutbacks in education spending.

Kelly Cox, statistical information officer for Kansas State U., said some
students at K-State faced difficulties in registering for courses.

“It’s been a problem to some degree,” Cox said. “Some students at this
university can’t get into required courses. They end up having to wait
until their senior year to take their core classes.”

K-State students also are taking fewer classes per semester — some by
choice, some out of necessity.

“When you're not taking 18 hours a semester you have a lot more time
to go out and earn money for living expenses,” said Craig Raborn, a
senior at K-State.

Lighter class loads and registration difficulties add up to only 18.6
percent of K-State students graduating in four years.

Lack of available classes also is slowing down the graduation rate at the

Percentage of 1984 Freshmen
who graduated in 1989.

Arizona State 37.6
Florida State ATA
Louisiana State 25.9
U. of California

at Berkley 65.0
American U. 66.7
Columbia U. 85.4
Corneil U. 84.6
Duke U. 92.3
‘Source:

we,
EMMETT MAYER, THE DRIFTWOOD, U. OF NEW ORLEANS

graduate,” said Ray Dawson, UNC's vice president for academic affairs.
“Availability of required classes obviously is a major factor. If you can’t
get the courses, you can’t graduate.”

Dena Hart, a senior at the U. of Colorado, which has four-year rate of
32 percent, said graduating in four years hasn't been easy.

“Basically I worked my ass off,” she said. “I took 18 hours or 15 hours
each semester. I did everything I could to get out. I stuck to the core and
didn’t take any classes I wanted.”

Russell Jones, a junior at Emory U., said taking extra classes is one
reason he chose to take five years to earn his degree. “A lot of people (stay
in school longer than four years) because they feel they can’t get everything
they want to get out of college in four years. With distribution and major
requirements, it allows you to take a much wider variety of courses and also

U. of North Carolina.

helps if you're trying to double major.”

“We believe that it is taking students progressively longer to

See GRADUATION, Page 5

Colleges hop on ‘Buy American’ bandwagon

By JOELP. ENGARDIO
The State News, Michigan State U.

College students are unknowingly being
drafted into an economic war with Japan.

America’s ongoing recession has been
blamed on Japanese competition by everyone
from President Bush to the factory worker, with
“Buy American” as their battle cry.

And some universities are signing up for the
fight, ordering their purchasing departments
to buy mostly American products.

At Michigan State U., “Buy American” is an
unwritten policy. All purchases are expected to
be American made.

Forrest Kelsey, head purchasing agent for
MSU, said about 90 percent of the 50,000
orders his department fills every year are made
in the United States. That translates into $115
million pumped into the American economy
by one university.

“We supply MSU with everything from
fertilizers to footballs,” Kelsey said. “And in
doing so, our intent and theme is to buy
American.”

While he tries to buy American, Kelsey said
the volume of orders makes it impossible to
investigate every purchase.

“The ‘Buy American’ thing is first and
foremost, but itis tough to deal with because of
the international integration factor,” he said.

What becomes frustrating is when the parts
of a so-called American product are manu-
factured overseas, Kelsey said. The uncertainty
of a product’s origin may force MSU to buy a
mostly foreign-made product.

But this doesn’t hold true for automobiles.
Where vehicles are concerned, MSU refuses to
accept bids from a foreign company.

a
ANTHONY MUNOZ, THE STATE NEWS, MICHIGAN STATE U.

Forrest Kelsey (above) says 90 percent of his
orders are filled with American products.

The practice of blindly buying American for
the sake of the country's economy is one that
Judie O'Leary, senior purchaser for the U. of
New Hampshire, finds limiting,

“It’s a double-edged sword,” O'Leary said. “I
want the university to support its country, but I
also want the university to support itself by
getting the best buy. That’s what a purchasing
agent is supposed to do.”

“The American economy needs the boost,”
said Derek Smith, a freshman at the U. of
Massachusetts. “But universities should buy
American only to the extent that they don’t
deprive us of the education we could get if they
bought foreign.”

At the U. of Utah, the “Buy American”
theme is secondary to a Utah law which
mandates that universities make as many
purchases from Utah businesses as possible,
foreign or domestic.

James Parker, director of purchasing at
Utah, said that of the more than $100 million

worth of purchases he makes each year, more
than 60 percent are made within Utah.

Parker said although the majority of his
purchases are done in Utah, the products are
often foreign. This isn’t done purposely, he
said, but in some cases he has few options.

“Eyer try buying a non-Japanese calculator
lately? There’s no option,” Parker said. “And
you couldn’t even buy a truly American TV or
VCR if you wanted to anymore.”

Parker also is wary of strict “Buy American”
policies because they could infringe on the
rights of the faculty he serves.

“TET have to tell an English professor that he
can’t buy a computer made in Japan, then I
think that is outside my authority as a pur-
chasing agent,” he said.

Both Parker and Mike McPherson, manager
of MSU’s engineering school computer system,
said university efforts to boost the American
economy will only make a short-term difference.

The $115 million MSU puts into the
economy each year is merely a “drop in the
bucket” when compared to the private sector,
McPherson said.

Individual Americans have not committed to
American products yet, and until they do, the
“Buy American” theme will not provide a
solution, he added.

Universities are part of a “public relations
act” to spur the economy, he said. “Right now,
state and federal government feels obligated to
support its country. If MSU bought only
Toyotas, it would look embarrassing.”

But Parker said the American public respects
universities and will follow their example.
“Reviving the American economy is going to
take more than just universities,” he said. “But
this is a good place to start.”

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News Features APRIL 1992,

Is there a doctor in the house?

Candidates prescribe
remedies for health care

By SCOTT MCPHERSON
The Equinox, Keene State College

As health care takes on an increasingly important role in
the 1992 election, candidates are proposing a variety of
plans to cure the ills of an aging population and ensure that
the young can afford adequate health care.

The United States and South Africa are the only two
industrialized nations without a system of nationalized
health care.

Pat Buchanan ¢

Policy Proposal: Keeping to traditional
conservative values, Buchanan would offer a
medical Individual Retirement Account
which could be used to pay for health care
costs.

Problems: Buchanan is strictly opposed to
any increase in federal spending. He would face opposition
over his desire to trim federal aid programs, a move which
would harm the low-income Americans who need health
care initiatives the most.

George Bush

Policy Proposal: Bush offers federal support for private
health insurance. Individuals whose income level falls below
the poverty line would receive a federal voucher to buy
insurance. Bush has not said if college students can qualify

for the vouchers. He also urges small businesses to form
networks to campaign for lower rates.

Problems: The price tag accompanying Bush’s proposal,
$100 billion over five years, will likely doom the bill. While
he offered a 38-page list of funding options, the President
didn’t specifically say how he would fund the system. While
he has promised to control Medicaid and Medicare
expenditures, his system will do little to curb rising health
care costs.

Jerry Brown

Policy Proposal: Brown's “Family Bill of Rights” would
include the right of Americans to have some form of health
care. His single-payer system, modeled after the Canadian
health care system, would work to control costs. The federal
government would act as insurers, footing the bill and

negotiating fees within the industry. Brown
also emphasizes what are quickly becoming
le buzzwords on college campuses: wellness

and prevention.

Problems: Brown has offered few specifics
on how to finance his single-payer system,
but says his 13 percent flat rate income tax
would cover costs.
Bill Clinton
Policy Proposal: Clinton promises to deliver a health care
initiative within his first year in office, one which includes
proposals for long-term and prenatal care. Clinton believes
he can create enough savings by cutting health care costs so
that he wouldn't have to raise taxes.
Problems: Taking on the big guns in the health care and

insurance industries will be a difficult battle. Saving $125
billion is easier said than done.

MARK HEILEMANN, THE EQUINOX, KEENE STATE U.
Clinton promises fast action on health care reform.

Paul Tsongas

Policy Proposal: Through managed competition, Tsongas
hopes to reduce health care costs. He would encourage
competition within the health care industry, allowing
consumers to choose their providers. His plan also would
provide coverage for unemployed and part-time workers.

Problems: The upfront cost, $8 billion, is among the
lowest of all the proposals. The program would be funded
through a 6 to 8 percent payroll tax on business. However,
the thought of increased taxes is usually enough to killa bill.

Give $2,354 and call me in the moming

By TOM BUCKLEY
The Crimson White, U. of Alabama

Mosts American don’t think about health
care or its cost until they need it.

Yet in 1989, health care expenditures
amounted to $604 billion, or more than
$2,354 per person. By the year 2000, it is
estimated that costs will have risen to more
than $1.6 trillion — with nearly $17 of every
$100 earned going to pay for health care.

Costs are rising
rapidly, leaving many
unable to afford ade-
quate health care.
Many people are
looking to this year’s
presidential election
to bring about reform
in the health care
system.

“There are a lot of
reasons why this had
become the major
issue,” said Campbell
Thomson of the
Federation of Ameri-
can Health Systems,
the trade association
representing 1,400 of
the nation’s investor-

THE KANSAS STATE COLLEGIAN, KANSAS STATE U.

insurance, many of them young adults just
getting out of college. A survey of national
insurance agencies shows that virtually all of
them delete students from their parents’
coverage when the student turns 23.

“Health care may not be in front of the
minds of college-aged persons,” said Ted
Bobrow, a spokesman for the Washington,
D.C.-based American Association of Retired
Persons. “But they need to be covered just as
much as anybody else.”

“Health is very
important to all of us,
no matter what the
age,” said Charles
Fahey, a professor of
aging studies at New
York’s Fordham U.
and chairman of the
Federal Council on
Aging during the
Nixon, Ford and
Carter administra-
tions. “So much of
health has to do with
what we do for our-
selves. What we eat
and drink, all of the
things in which we
BRIAN KRATZER, OVCrindulge...it affects
our health. We are

owned hospitals and An aging population has vaulted the heath aimost over reliant on

hospital management
groups. “The cost of
health care has grown. The government is
only willing to pay for a portion of its
patients. And private health insurance has
been picking up the costs of those uninsured
and that has made premiums increase.”

All of this has left an estimated 38 million
Americans without any form of health

care issue to the forefront.

the medical care
system to pick up on
our shortcomings.”

Health care becomes an even greater
problem as we age. The elderly comprise
only 12 percent of America’s population, yet
they are responsible for one-third of total
U.S. health care expenditures, according to
the Center for the Study of Aging at the U.

of Alabama. The elderly consume three
times more health care resources than those
under 65.

And America’s need for affordable health
care will continue to grow. In 1988, 440,000
Americans age 45 and over required long-
term health care. By the year 2000, it is
estimated this number will increase to
500,000, and by the year 2020, the number
will have tripled to 1.5 million, according to
a study done by the Alabama Gerontological
Society. All of this will put our present
health care system under an incredible
strain.

“One of (the AARP’s) top priorities is to
reform the nation’s health care system,”
Bobrow said. “Many people end up
spending their life savings on medical care,
leaving spouses and children to cope with
the aftermath.”

The situation is critical and getting worse.

“The problem is at the national level,”
said Ed Charles, a medical economist and
research professor of medicine at the U. of
Alabama at Birmingham School of
Medicine. “We are on schedule to end up
with some catastrophic problem, and
legislation will have to be passed before
anything meaningful will be done.

“Unfortunately, whoever becomes
president in 1992 will not be able to do
anything,” he said. “Our (present health
care system) is set until around the turn of
the century.”

Bobrow, however, is more optimistic.

“In the last eight months there has been
acceleration toward reform,” he said. “I
don’t have a crystal ball, though, so I don’t
know when Congress will finally act.”

Scott McPherson, The Equinox, Keene State
College, contributed to this story.

Register to vote
or stop whining

By GREG KLEIN
The Auburn Plainsman, Auburn U.

Too bad registering for classes isn’t
as easy as registering to vote.

“Young people sometimes think that
they aren’t ready to be in the
mainstream,” said Juanita Eber,
president of the Atlanta/Fulton
County League of Women Voters.

“But youth is always the redemption
of a country because they are the
future,” Eber added. “ Therefore, it is
important for them to vote as early and
as often as they can.”

You can’t yote, however, unless you
register.

While places to register vary by state,
the most consistent place is the county
courthouse. You must register in the
county in which you will vote.

Two factors that vary are how long
you must be a resident prior to
registering and how far in advance of
the election you must register.

Thirty days is the standard for both,
but some states don’t require you to
meet either until the day of the
election.

If you have registered previously but
didn’t vote in the 1988 election, you
should call your local courthouse to
make sure you're still registered,

Chances are you won't be. All but
nine states have procedures for
purging registrations of people who
fail to vote.

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U.THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER _5

Legislators examine university efficienc professor workload

ByEVAN BERLAND
The Justice, Brandeis U.

Public higher education and professors’ workloads are
coming under increased scrutiny in several states as
legislators look to trim the fat from state budgets.

Legislators in South Carolina, North Carolina and Ohio
want studies done to examine how hard professors work and
how efficiently universities are run. But faculty members
fear legislators will look only at the amount of time they

spend in the classrooms.

“You cannot measure the workload by a professor's
contact hours with students in class,” said George Reeves,
interim provost at the U. of South Carolina.

“That would be like saying you can judge a lawyer's hours
by how much time he spends in court. There’s a lot of work
behind the scenes.”

The “assessment movement” is a result of public skep-
ticism about the work that goes on at universities, said Pat
Hutchings, director of the American Association of Higher

Education’s Teaching Initiative.

Hutchings said professors can be evaluated, but legislators
must examine all facets of their work. “The number of hours
in class is just the tip of the iceberg,” she said.

“I work seven days a week and put in at least nine to 10
hours a day,” said Harold Lunde, professor of management
at Bowling Green U. He said some professors might leave
academia in lieu of teaching at institutions that de-
emphasize the importance of research. “I work as hard now
as I did as a senior executive for General Motors,” he said.

Graduation

(continued from page 3)

At Emory U., a private school in Atlanta, the
majority of students finish their studies within
the traditional four-year period, said C.R.
Nicolaysen, Emory’s registrar.

“Qur conclusion is that this is primarily
because of the nature of Emory University. We
are a highly professional, degree-oriented
program,” Nicolaysen said.

Emory doesn’t offer many night school
programs, he said. Part-time students enrolled
in such programs tend to lower a school’s rates
by taking longer to complete their degrees.

Ann Corbett, registrar at the U. of Maine,
said because of the high number of non-
traditional students at her school, a four-year
student there is rare.

“Most students take an average of 6.5 credits
per semester, so it takes about double the
length of time to get an associate’s degree or a
bachelor’s degree,” Corbett said.

The four-year student at California State U.,
Fresno, is so rare the school doesn’t even
calculate a four-year graduation rate, said
Jeannine Raymond, acting director of
institutional research at CSU, Fresno.

Raymond said 36 percent of the entering
class of 1984 graduated in five years. Sixty-one
percent finished after eight.

In contrast, the numbers are consistently
high at Brown U., a private school where
graduation rates range from 77.8 percent after
four years to 94.2 percent after six.

And at the U. of Notre Dame, the four-year
rate is even higher — about 88 percent, said
Mary Jean Johnson, director of Notre Dame's
institutional research department.

But some students say staying in school an
extra year or two hasits advantages.

“I'm glad I'm in school,” said Frank Endom,
an Emory senior who is in his eighth year of
college. “I get to stay in school and wait the
recession out, Nobody I know has real jobs. I'm
three courses away from completing three
majors.”

The recession and poor job market also
played a role in Clint Coover’s decision to
spend five years at K-State.

“I'm still in school because I know I can’t get
a job,” Coover said, “I could have graduated a
semester earlier than I will, but I decided to go
ahead and take nine hours my last semester and
just stay in school because it’s cheaper to stay in
school than it is to go outand try to finda job.”

Blaine Elliott, a student at the U. of North
Carolina at Greensboro, said he would be
lucky to graduate in six years, partially
because of financial considerations.

But the extra time doesn’t bother him.

“I'm in no big hurry, and I have no
problem taking (my) time,” Elliott said.

= Mark Engler, The Kansas State Collegian,
Kansas State U., and Mary Beth Jannakos, The
Campus Press, U. of Colorado, contributed to this
story.

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Auburn Gay and Lesbian Association
battles for university charter

Citing Alabama sodomy laws, the Auburn U. Student
Government Association voted 23-7 to deny the Auburn Gay
and Lesbian Association
H) a permanent university
charter, even though
the group met all re-
quirements for c:
organization
threats of a lawsuit from
the American Civil
Liberties Union, Pat
Barnes, Auburn’s vice
president for student
affairs, overrode the
SGA vote and granted
AGLA a charter. A
student-initiated
petition then collected
3,000 student signatures
and 7,000 others from
around the state, and
Soe CHEEK, Was Sent to the univer-
AUBURN PLAINSMAN, AUBURN, Sity's Board of Trustees
requesting that the
administration’s action be reversed. In response, a gay rights
rally held on the Auburn campus attracted 300 participants
from throyghout the southeast. About 100 counter-
demonstrators turned out to watch the rally. Some held signs
that read, “Faggots Go Home” and “AGLA, Auburn Gays
Like AIDS.” The Alabama state government even joined the
fray. In an on-campus address, Alabama Gov. Guy Hunt said
he supported the SGA’s efforts. And the Alabama Senate
passed a resolution commending the actions of the SGA and
students fighting the AGLA charter. “Although this one
battle has been won, we are only on the road to overcoming
the entire war against hatred and bigotry,” AGLA’s vice-
president said. m Kimberly Chandler, Auburn Plainsman,
Auburn U.

Gibby the Cat fails in dark horse bid
for U. of Florida student body president

Her campaign for U. of Florida student body president
began as an attempt to make student government more
accessible to students, but it ended on election night when
she was disqualified by UF’s Board of Masters before the
votes were even tallied. And all because she’s a cat. Gibby, a
three-year-old Himalayan, ran as a member of the Pants
Down Party. Her owner, UF graduate student Christopher
Georgoff, said Gibby was disappointed she was disqualified.
Georgoff, who said his cat has been talking to him since he
got her last summer, said Gibby claimed to have been
Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelits in a previous life. “Gibby
just wanted to help students,” Georgoff said. Gibby and her
party ran ona platform of giving free beer to all UF students,
bringing 19th century Russian Communist leader Vladimir
Lenin to UF as a keynote speaker and putting softer toilet
paper in all campus restrooms. Even if Gibby had won the
election, chances are she would never have taken office. To
be student body president, a minimum 2.0 GPA is required,
and UF officials say they have no record of Gibby’s GPA. =
Mike Cumella, The Independent Florida Alligator, U. of Florida

Elvis may have left the building
but he’s back in classrooms at U. of lowa

From velvet paintings to commemorative plates to postage
stamps to... higher education? Yes, you can bet your blue
suede shoes: The King of rock’n’roll has gone to college. A
new course at the U. of Iowa titled “American Popular Arts:
Elvis As Anthology,” created and taught by UI Professor
Peter Nazareth, focuses on the late singer’s influences on
music and culture and the origins of those influences. And
there is much to be learned from Elvis’ example, Nazareth
believes. “America is energy. You hear a lot of that energy in
Elvis — the energy to dare, the energy to try, Elvis decided
quite early on in his life what his goals were and where his
talents lay, and he worked hard to achieve (them),” he said.
Ul junior Gina Armbruster said the class has shown her Elvis
“as more of a musician than a fat guy of the °70s who never
hada prime.” mLoren Keller, The Daily Iowan, U. of lowa

Hey, shut up!
| can’t hear the library mime

Stetson U.’s Quiet Libary Society may be the least
demanding organization on campus. It has no meetings, no
dues, no officers, and the club’s official spokesman, David
Alvin, doesn’t say a word. Alvin, a mime, wanders through
the library of the Florida university wearing the club’s
official T-shirt, white gloves and white make-up on his face
to encourage students to sign up as charter members of the
organization dedicated to making the library a quiet place to
study. “People are surprised to see me at first,” Alvin said,
“But we've signed up sixty members so far, and the noise
level has gone down.” And that’s exactly what Library
Director Sims Kline wanted when he created the club. =
Robert Bullock, The Stetson Reporter, Stetson U.

Want to make big bucks?
Work for the Stanford Bookstore

At Stanford, working at the school bookstore has become
an extremely profitable business. Just ask the store’s general
manager, Eldon Speed. An eight month investigation by
The Stanford Daily has revealed a host of perks for the store’s
top managers that are unheard of at other college
bookstores, and
prompted an in-
vestigation by the
California Attor-
ney General. The
benefits offered
by the non-profit
Stanford Book-
store, which
operates inde-
pendently of the
university, in-
clude use of a
ation home, a
motor home, a sailboat and at least eight expensive
automobiles. The vacation home was furnished by the store
with such amenities as a hot tub and satellite dish, costing
$69,000. “Things like that are exceptional... haven't heard
of anything like that,” said Steve Johnson, who conducted a
survey of managers’ salaries for the National Association of
College Stores, s Howard Libit, The Stanford Daily, Stanford U.

U. of Pennsylvania donation

brings new meaning to ‘campus stud’

For Rick Nahm, The Daily Racing Form may become
required reading. Nahm, who heads up the U. of
Pennsylvania's $1 billion fund-raising campaign, may use
the paper to trace the value of one of the most unusual
donations to Penn — sperm. The university has received
breeding rights to Belmont Stakes winner Bet Twice for the
next five years. Nahm said the university has 15 oppor-
tunities to sell the right to stud with Bet Twice to willing
owners. Breeding seasons with Bet Twice fetch between
$15,000 and $20,000 each, and if he proves to be a “good
stallion” with prize-winning foals, the value will increase. =
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Wet dogs, random fires and ‘Chicken Man’

By JIM STERLING
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9/1/91. We moved in today. There are six of
us in three bedrooms. It’s a quaint little
townhouse — perfect for hard-working college
students. So I guess it was
pure luck that we landed it.

Tom, our landlord, was
packing up his family and
moving out at the same time
we were moving in, He wore
a USMC T-shirt and spoke in
hushed tones. The already
high level of confusion was heightened by
three huge, drooling Alaskan Malamutes
racing around the living room, rolling on the
orange shag carpet, trying to dry off from the
bath Tom had just given them. It was an ugly
scene.

Tom soon left us with nothing but a wet dog
smell and a Georgia O'Keefe print used to
hide fist-sized hole in the drywall.

9/3/91. Although it’s been two days, the
smell of wet dog only seems to increase. Mindy
said she has flea bites on her legs. Jeff said she
was “probably just imagining things.” The
upstairs toilet runs all night and rarely flushes
completely,

9/15/91. We had our first party last night.
Our friends kept asking, “Where's your dog?”
while cops harassed them in our foyer for
underage drinking. Later, after we had all
gone to bed, the police came upstairs to say
hello.

9/16/91, I woke up to discover that one of

Jeff's rugby teammates barfed on my

toothbrush. Tom’s son dropped by with the
lease since we had neglected to sign one before
we moved in. He didn’t seem very comfortable
being around us, so he just put it on the table
and left.

10/5/91. All of the people who sleep
downstairs, including Jeff, are covered with
flea bites. They are arguing that they should
pay less rent than Matt and me, who sleep
upstairs, But Matt disagrees, citing the upstairs
broken toilet. “Everything’s even,” he says.

10/18/91. The backyard caught on fire
today for no apparent reason.

10/30/91. The garbage disposal has been

broken for the past four days. The backed-up
food is beginning to reconstitute itself into a
creation Mike has named “Chicken Man.” The
lease hasn’t moved from its original spot on
the kitchen table.

11/9/91. The exterminator, who was
supposed to show up and get rid of the fleas,
didn’t. The Home Owner’s Association left a
nasty note on our door warning us that we are
subject to a $25 fine if we keep leaving the
garage door open.

14/12/91. Jeff put small amounts of sulfur
in the corners of the living room, claiming, “It
will drive the fleas into the center of the room
where we can kill them.” The dryer broke
today.

11/14/91. The plumber came to fix the
toilet today. He told Doc that due to the
accelerated wood rot, he wouldn’t be surprised
if one of us fell through the bathroom floor
sometime soon. This news somewhat cheered
up the people who sleep downstairs, who are
still bitter about their flea bites.

14/29/91. Jeff crashed into the side of the

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balcony. He said he'd fixit later.

12/5/91. Chicken Man is still alive and well.
Mike thinks he’s neat and wants to keep him at
least through Christmas. The persistent dog
smell led us to the decision that maybe we
should stop entertaining in our home.

12/7/91. The lease has been sitting on our
table for months, It is covered with various
mug stains and phone numbers. The word
“BOOBS?” is scribbled in blue magic marker in
the upper right hand corner. It is still
unsigned.

12/8/91. Fearing that we will be fined if we
open our garage door, we park our cars in the
visitors’ lotand walk the rest of the way.

12/16/91. Tom came by today to pick up
the lease that none of us had ever bothered to
sign. We found it under the toaster, wiped off
the crumbs and signed it. Tom asked if we were
having any problems. We couldn’t come up
with anything that’s unusual for off-campus
living, so he left after wishing us a Merry
Christmas.

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U, THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 14

Life and Art

X hats represent
fashion, activism

By PATRICK HEALY
The Tufts Daily, Tufts U.

While bills of rights have documented beliefs of peoples
throughout the world, a hat has recently symbolized a powerful
ideology that is gaining attention across college campus

Designed to invoke memories of Malcolm X, the slain civil rights
leader who advocated unity among oppressed blacks, the hats have
struck a chord in a new generation of college students — a chord
similar to the one his effect had on students during the 1960s Black
Power movement.

“The hats themselves symbolize a renaissance among the youth
recognizing the importance of Malcolm X,” said Lyle Mays, a
freshman at Tufts U. who wears one of the hats, which are generally
black with a large centered X. “What applies to 1963 applies to 1992
— that is that black people need to get off the streets and get some
economic solidarity among themselves.”

Gerald Gill, a Tufts history professor, credits trends in popular
culture, as well as the power of Malcolm X’s messages of racial pride
and uncompromising values, as reasons why students identify with
the black leader.

According to Gill, in the past five years filmmakers like Spike Lee
and rap groups like Public Enemy have used Malcolm's tenets as a
basis for their works.

“Over the context of his whole life, Malcolm X can be seen as a
strong figure, a role model. Young blacks might gravitate more to
him than other black leaders for many reasons,” Gill said. He said
that conseryatives like former President Ronald Reagan, who
espoused ideas not always conciliatory to black people, quoted
Martin Luther King often. Therefore, he said, blacks may have been
turned off to King’s beliefs.

Malcolm X spent much of his youth in urban centers like Harlem
and served some time in prison. After converting to the Nation of
Islam while in jail, Malcolm X wrote several books and became a
minister following his release. His message was clear: black unity
and defense through violence.

Karen Johnson, operations manager at the African Institute at
Northeastern U., said she was “not sure” how to react to the
popularity of Malcolm Xand the hats.

“| question why certain groups of people would be embracing the

Breakfast cereals: They’rre Grrreat

By SUSAN WILLIAMS

JOHN CHUNG, THE DAILY BRUIN, U. OF CALIFORNIA , LOS ANGELES
A generation of American youths are identifying with Malcolm X.

teachings of Malcolm X, like white Anglo Saxons... and union types,”
said Johnson, who owns an X hat. “You have one group of people
who understands what the X hat symbolizes, and another group of
people wear it because they think itis in fashion right now.”

Because of Spike Lee, who owns an X hat, many students have
been purchasing the hats. Karla Bounin, an employee at Urban
Outfitters in Cambridge, Mass., ascribes interest in the hat more to
trend than ideology. “Spike Lee started the whole thing to promote
his movies, and people have been buying them up. But other people
do want to make a statement by wearing them,” she said.

Although the X hatis in vogue, students like Tufts senior Anthony
Barfield believe the interest in Malcolm X should based on the
leader’s convictions, not on popular culture. “A way of expressing
admiration for the man is to wear the hat, the jacket, other
paraphernalia,” Barfield said. “He is the perfect example of a strong
man who stood his ground and stood up for his beliefs.”

LiFe AND ArT BRIEFLY

Pick up schticks... Before going to
college, Lisa Ruskanen received a
warning from one of her father’s best
friends. He said if a young man
approached her at a party and said, “Was
someone in your family a thief? He stole
that twinkle from the stars and put it in
your eyes,” she had better stay away from
him. That line, he said, in use in the
1960s. Ruskanen’s father’s friend
intended this as a warning, but Ruskanen
took it differently. She wondered how
many pick-up lines were floating around
college campuses these days, especially at
her own school, Kansas State U. She
began to listen to them at parties and
write them down. Now, she has an
extensive list pinned on the door of her
dorm room. Some of the pick-up lines are
seemingly simple, from, “My roommate is
out of town,” to the innuendo, “That’s a
nice shirt, but it'd look better crumpled
up on my floor,” to the lines from an old
country song, “If I told you you have a
beautiful body, would you hold it against
me?”

Some other famous or infamous lines:

a Your pants are so clean, I can see
myselfin them

Can I see your tan lines?

a 1’m not uying anything. I always put
my hand there.

= Wanna go back to my place and do
the things I’m going to tell my friends we
did anyw

Do you want to order a pizza and have
sex? What —you don’t like pizza?

m Beauty is onlya light switch away.

Does Lisa actually use these lines?

“Just for fun,” she said, “It’s funny to
se¢ the initial expressions on people’s
faces. Then they usually laugh and tell
you one.” Tara Hun, Kansas State
Collegian, Kansas State U.

Daily Utah Chronicle, U. of Utah

As one of the few remaining extensions of youth, those
old favorite sugar-coated cereals are being gobbled up by
students across the country.

‘And some cereals have become such a part of the morning
routine, many students can’t get through the day without
their daily fill. That's the reason Willie Boldt, executive chef
for the U. of Utah Union Food Services, has to fill cereal bins
with 10-pound bags of Cap'n Crunch every day.

And everyone has an opinion why certain cereals are
selling better than others, including Boldt. “You’d be
surprised how many adults and college students are
watching Saturday morning cartoons,” he said.

Phil Gyori, Quaker Oats Co. brand manager, said college
students are affected by advertising aimed at children. The
fair Cap'n holds about 3 percent of a 200-cereal market. “I
think it’s got a good-natured, almost a reverent, kind of
humor,” Gyori said of the Cap’n and his appeal to college
students. In fact, Cap'n Crunch was created by the creator of

such personalities as Bullwinkle and Moose.

Randy Shields, a U. of Utah student, said Cap'n Crunch is
his favorite cold cereal, and he thinks he is affected by the
commercials during Saturday morning cartoons. Although
he generally doesn’t eat cereal for breakfast, he eats it when
he gets the munchies.

But Thomas Spivey, senior food services manager at the
U. of California at Berkeley, said the favorite cold cereal of
students on his campus is Frosted Flakes. The cafeteria only
sells Kellogg's assortment packs. “We’ve tried Kellogg’s and
somebody else, and ... Kellogg’s was the vote,” Spivey said.

Although Tony the Tiger, the Frosted Flakes’ spokescat, is
not specifically targeted toward a college market, Karen
MacLeod, Kellogg’s publicity manager, said students like
Tony for various reasons. “He, we feel, communicates vitality
and energy,” which are associated with youth, she said.

Both Boldt and Spivey said Raisin Bran is another cold
cereal favorite of students. But when it comes to the most
popular, college students seem to enjoy the cereals their
mothers neyer let them haye when they were kids. At the U.
of Buffalo, students follow this rule without much variation.

JUDD HILLMAN, DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE , U. OF UTAH
Students at the U. of Utah chomp down 10 pounds of Cap'n
Crunch per day. But SSHHHHHHH. Don’t tell their moms.
Cap’n Crunch, Crunchberries (a Cap'n relative), Fruit
Loops and Lucky Charms are the most popular cereals. And
a few years ago, students at the U. of Notre Dame boycotted
meals when the Cap'n was banned from the dinner menu.

Whether the Cap’n or other cereals will attain cult status is
still up in the air. “It isn’t just something that’s happened in
ayear or two,” Gyori said of Cap'n Crunch’s success.
12. U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER

Money for nothin’

Why investing your dollars
makes more cents than ever

By JULIE CARRICK
The Review, U. of Delaware

The lore of the impoverished student often is reality. You bounce
checks, skip bills and barely scrape by — even rely on the occasional
parental handout.

But the problem may not be how much money you have. It may be
what you're doing, or not doing, with it.

“There are a lot of (investment) opportunities out there; students
just don’t take advantage of them,” said Robin Williams, an
investment analyst with the Wilmington Savings Fund Society.

Williams said students tend to put all their money in no-interest
checking accounts instead of stocks, bonds, mutual funds, CDs or
even savings accounts. Their money sits in financial limbo instead of
working for them.

Granted, she said, the old adage still rings true: you have to have
money to make money. But that doesn’t necessarily mean that you
have to havea lot to make a lot. Just $50 or $100 a month can putyou
on the road to financial security. You just have to know your options.
Stocks

Stocks offer the highest earning potential of any investment, but
they come with no guarantees.

Purchasing stocks is essentially the same as owning a fraction of a
company. If the company fares well, the value of each share
increases. Unfortunately, stocks decrease in value as often as they
increase.

Serious stock market investors spread their money out over several
stocks to reduce the risk in case one stock “takes a dive.” But
diversifying involves investing a great deal of money — money which
students often don’t have.

Bonds

Purchasing a bond can be compared to lending money to a
company or government organization. Instead of owning a share of
the company, the investor receives the guarantee of reclaiming the
initial investment, plus interest, after a fixed amount of time.

However, if cashed too soon, bonds can inyolve severe penalties.
Mutual Funds :

Mutual funds attract young investors because the initial

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Based on a savings account with 5 percent interest compounded annually,
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investment can be as low as $250, can easily be expanded and can be
cashed at any time without penalties. Instead of putting a large sum
of money into purchasing one stock, investors pool their money with
other individuals to purchase a diversified stock portfolio.

Mutual funds generally prove secure because portfolio managers
redistribute investors’ money according to changes in the market.

“Shareholders don’t even need to understand the stock market to
make money,” said Larry Schmittinger, vice president of the
investment firm Legg Mason Wood Walker, Inc.

Money Markets

Money market accounts are short-term mutual funds. Investors
jointly purchase a large stock portfolio for a short period of time.
Some money markets offer high interest rates, but the rates always
are relative to the risk of the stocks included in the portfolio.
Certificates of Deposit

Like money markets, CDs are short-term vehicles for guaranteed
returns at higher rates than simple savings accounts.

Instead of loaning money to a company, the investor lends money
to a bank with a promise not to withdraw the money for a specific
number of years, But be warned, early withdrawal penalties can
absorb all interest and deduct from the original investment.

“I can’t think of a company in the nation
thatwill hire them,” Berrett said.
Dave Banks, public relations manager for

Dollars and Sense/APRIL 1992

Save now for
the costly bills
of your future

By JULIE CARRICK
The Review, U. of Delaware

When college students think about
their finances, they usually consider
only short-term expenses like rent and
books: But the future is soon, and it will
be expensive.

Tn 10 years, today’s college student
will be struggling to buy a first home,
keep bill collectors at bay and raise a
family. Economists predict that the
cost of a four-year education alone for
a child born in the next few years will
top $100,000.

But now is not the time to jump out
of windows: The $1,000 invested now
and carefully nurtured, could mature
into a $60,000 nest egg in the next
decade. With a little planning, today’s
studentsare inyesting in the future.

“Investing should be a lifetime
commitment,” said analyst Larry
Schmittinger. “You can't.expect to make
much moneyin three to six months.”

Jennifer Nerf, a senior at Syracuse
U., said she invested money in a
mutual fund when she came to college.

“It’s easy because someone else
manages your portfolio for you, and
you get the profit,” she said.

And Angela Thoeman, a senior at
North Carolina State U., said she has
worked her way through school and
still managed to put money into a CD.

“I worked for the money,” she said.
*Nowit'sworking for me.”

ALINA WILCZYNSKI
‘THE MONTCLAIRION, MONTCLAIR STATE COLLEGE

From credit card scams to mail-order and
phone fraud, college students are increas-
ingly involved in computer scams designed
to rip off major companies — and often are
paying a high price when caught.

Last month, three California State

: Polytechnic U. sophomores were accused of

illegally collecting more than $90,000 worth
of merchandise in a year-long, on-campus
credit card swindling operation. Together
the three men face 16 felony charges ranging
in severity from possession of stolen property
— including a VCR, bike and fishtank — to
computer and credit card fraud.

“The computer crimes being committed
have everything to do with the knowledge
students have gotten at their schools,”
Berrett said, adding that students are using
their intelligence to hurt themselves.

U.S. West Communications, said his
company is often plagued by computer
“hackers” who make thousands of long-
distance calls to find valid calling-card
codes. Then they sell the phony numbers to
students who ring up their own bills. Many
hackers turn out to be college students. “I
guess college students, in general, are more
computer literate,” he said.

Other common student crimes include
fake L.D. services, breaking into university
computerized class registration to gain
access into full or restricted classes and mail-
order fraud.

Maura O'Keefe, associate director for
consumer affairs for the Columbia House
tape and compact disc club, said the mobile
student lifestyle makes it easier for students
to take advantage of mail-order companies.

“The most common (scam) is when peo-
ple send in an application, we send out the
merchandise, and then we never hear from
them again,” O'Keefe said, adding that
many students use false names and address-
eswhen applying for club membership.

Ralph Colin, a senior vice president of
Columbia Reecords, said university
administrators and campus police, with the
help of the postal service, also are coming
down hard on dishonest students.

“Tn one case, we had a young man from a
state college rip us off — he got into us for a
fair amount of money — thousands of
dollars,” Colin said. “We got in touch with
campus police. (The student) had designs
on going to graduate school. As a result of
his dealing with Columbia House, he was
told (by the university) that he could forget
it until he got the matter cleared up. These
things definitely come back to haunt
students.”

High-tech hackers scam for big bucks —

By MICHELLE ROBERTS
The State Press, Arizona State U.
Dollars and Sense/APRIL 1992

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Is it wrong that
textbooks cost
more than rent?

By DOLLY SMITH
The Northeastern News, Northeastern U.

It’s enough to break a student’s heart and
wallet. The new edition of the required
$49.95 book you need is sitting on the
bookstore shelves, leaving you with no hope
of finding a cheaper, used copy.

Publishers of college textbooks are trying
to fight a spate of recent complaints that
they are coming out with more frequent
editions not to keep up with changing
information, but to drive the highly
profitable used-book market out of business.

Publishers deny that they are attempting
to raise profits by preventing students from
buying used books. “That’s certainly not the
reason,” said Melanie Davis, a developmen-
tal editor with Houghton Mifflin. “We try to
keep up with what's current. Instructors
generally want the new information.”

Davis said that while she could not put a
number on how often new editions appear,
“I don’t see us doing more than in the past.
The cycles haven't changed.”

But bookstore managers don’t agree.
“Over the past 10 years, there’s definitely
been a change toward more frequent
editions,” said Bill McKenna, book division
manager at the Boston U. bookstore.

Michael Duffy, manager of the bookstore
at Florida State U., said the space between
editions “used to be about every four years,
then it went down. Some come out every
two, two and a half years.”

Duffy said some books obviously require
new information — anything to do with the
Middle East or Soviet politics, for instance.
But he said books covering areas such as
19th century history still will change every
three years. “They say you get better
graphics and more color and stuff, but it
doesn’t really justify (the cost).”

But publishers also say that professors who
author textbooks have a hand in how fre-
quently new editions are offered. “It’s up to
the professor when they choose (to offer new
editions) ,” said Beth Mullen of Prentice Hall.

Paul Newbold, an economics professor at
the U. of Illinois, said a new edition of his
economic statistics textbook comes out
about every four years and is partially revised
to reflect current economic events. Newbold
said he also changes exercises because
students build up “solution banks.”

But students say unnecessary changes
irritate them. “A new edition came out when I
‘was on my second Spanish course,” said Nancy
Carlton, a senior at the U. of Colorado. “Not
only could I not sell the book back, I had to
buy another one, plus a workbook.”

When a publisher comes out with a lot of
new editions, its cost of producing and
marketing the books rises and the price of all
textbooks go up. And these high costs leave
students broke and frustrated.

Dean Thompson, president of Association
of Students at the U. of Washington in
Seattle, said he spends about $140 for three
classes, but said other students spend far
more. “When I look at my books and I look
at my $140 price tag, it doesn’t add up. I
have maybe five or six thin books.”

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Department of Education, the bill was
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said the government is facing $3.6 billion
in student loan defaults. “The problem is
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unemployment legislation will be
beneficial but, “It’s wrong to attempt to
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Education Act Reauthorization Bill,
currently under debate in Congress, may
repeal the regulation before it takes effect,
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Mickey Rourke rides again

By MICHAEL MORDLER
The Daily Bruin, U. of California, Los Angeles

Mickey Rourke doesn’t pull any punches. And if he dares
toride his motorcycle down Sunset Boulevard at high speeds
or step into the boxing ring, what the hell does he have to be
afraid of?

Certainly not Hollywood.

“There’s a certain way that you have to live your life,”
Rourke says. “And I choose to

He says such industry trash talk is more about “politics
and playing a certain game” than about good acting, and he
casually shrugs off his displeasure with the business of
Hollywood.

“[ just wish maybe along the line with learning all this
Stanislavski shit I would have taken a business course.”

It does appear that Rourke, who insists he isn’t proud to
be an actor, is distancing himself from the Hollywood
community, Lately he’s turned to professional boxing as a
diversion.

live my life just the way I grew
up.I’'mnotgonna change.”

His rationale is simple. He
wants to be able to look at
himself in the mirror every
morning and know he’s his
own man.

He cites Marlon Brandon as
a role model for his style of
living. “He was probably one F
of the first actors in modern
times that sort of hung his
balls over the fence in a way
where, if he made a choice, he
lived or died by it.”

But Rourke admits to
having made some poor
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last couple of years I've had to
do some movies I didn’t believe in. I did it for financial
reasons.”

Failed movies, though, inevitably lessen an actor's stature
in the industry — and Rourke knows it. He also realizes many
Hollywood producers will consider his performances in
“Diner,” “9 1/2 Weeks” and “Barfly” a thing of the past,
instead focusing on the more recent “Harley Davidson and
the Marlboro Man” and “Wild Orchid.”

aying “(the) Mickey Rourke doesn’t want to selll his soul to Hollywood.

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he says. “I think down the line
it’s gonna help my acting, It’s
gonna give me an edge that
the rest of them don’t have.
And I knowit, and they know
it”

Rourke would rather tell
anecdotes about his past than
plug his new film, “White
Sands,” a Warner Bros,
release and Morgan Creek
production.

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cast in his first movie, “Body
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By RANDY GENER
The Sagebrush, U. of Nevada, Reno

Well} it couldn’t be avoided. What many
consider the worst time of the year for
movies is finally upon us — right after the
Oscars and just before summer, when all of
the hottest movies are released to compete
for the big bucks at the summer box office.

The Babe — Universal
Studios. “Roseanne” star John
Good-man is sure to puff
cigars and chew tobacco
before he even hits a home
run in this movie biography of
baseball legend George
Herman (Babe) Ruth. That’s
because the Sultan of Swat
lived it up. He had a
gargantuan appetite not just
for baseball but also for wine,
women and hot dogs. The last
movie made of Ruth’s life was
the 1948 clinker “The Babe
Ruth Story’ starring William

himself in the 1942 movie

“Pride of the Yankees” in which Gary
Cooper played Lou Gehrig. This film should
tell us whether Ruth fans can accept the
truth about America’s most famous baseball
legend.

The Power of One — Warner Bros.
Academy Award- winning director John
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and “The Karate Kid I, I and III,” likes to

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box his way to box-office uplift. His movies
are about underdogs who fight their way to
the top, about the rite of passage for boys
who become men in the boxing ring of
experience. Avildsen fancies himself the
champion of the little guy. “The Power of
One” deals with similar territory. It’s a
sweeping epic set in the 1930s and ’40s
about a young South African boxer who
learns his trade from a
German prisoner of war and
a black jailbird. In the
process, he learns about the
inhumanity of apartheid.
Stephen King’s Sleep-
walkers — Columbia
Pictures. It has been said that
Stephen King has such a
huge following that he could
publish his grocery list and
still have a reasonable
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Times best-seller list. In
Hollywood, the mere men-
tion of his name somehow
remotely connected to even
the lowest-grade horror
movie is enough to get those cash registers at
the multiplex in heat. The words “Stephen
King” have become a sales pitch. And yet
he’s not even passable as a film maker. His
directorial debut “Maximum Overdrive”
with Emilio Estevez was smashingly stupid
junk that needed a maximum overhaul.
“Sleepwalkers” sounds like a potboiler, but it
could be a sleeper. It’s the first screenplay

the novelist has ever written.

Mad Dog and Glory — Universal. When
Robert De Niro is at his best, he has a
bulldog’s fierceness and a puppy's warmth.
His volatile shifts from one mode to the other
are why he’s been regularly hailed as the best
actor on the American scene. When wacky
Bill Murray is at his best, he has a sneaky-
funny wise-ass wit and a Scrooge crankiness.
In this Martin Scorsese pro-duction about a
cop who saves the life of a gangster, the yuks
should be plentiful. As a gift for the cop, in
return for his bravery, the gangster gives away
agirl named Glory. The Hitch — Murray, who
plays the gangster,

newspaper tycoons Joseph Pulitzer and rival
William Randolph Hearst declare an
increase in the cost of their daily news-
papers, a price war erupts, and it’s the
Newsies (newspaper sales boys) who feel the
pinch. These poor kids who hawk tabloids on
the streets of New York threaten to strike —
but not before they burst into song about the
injustices of the newspaper bigwigs of the
19th century in this live-action musical.
Robert Duvall plays Pulitzer. This movie will

have plenty of singin’ anda dancin’.
Shadows & Fog — Orion Pictures. Just
reading this forbidding title of Woody
Allen’s new movie is

wants his girl back.
Beethoven — Uni-
versal. Rin Tin Tin.
Benji. Lassie. Hooch.
Add Beethoven to
this growing list of
canine cadets. He’s
the new dog in town
who wants his day at
the movies. This big
St. Bernard disrupts
the quiet lives of a

this bowwow comedy
from producer Ivan Reitman, who directed
“Ghostbusters,” “Twins” and “Kindergarten
Cop.” Beethoven soon leads the family into
a dogfight with an evil veterinarian. Charles
Grodin is the head of the household that has
gone to the dogs.

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By NICK ROBERTS
The Daily Bruin, U. of California, Los Angeles

ey, all you metalheads out there:
It's time to put away the Black
Sabbath albums, stick in the ear
plugs and make doubly sure
there’s nothing flammable
around, Spinal Tap is back after a
long, eight-year sabbatical. And as usual, they're
louder than hell.

Yes, be forewarned, the veteran British rock
entity once destined for the “Where are they now?”
file has resurfaced in the rock world. And though
Tap's members have been keeping a decidedly low
profile since their image was trounced in Marty
DeBergi’s 1983 rockumentary classic, “This Is
Spinal Tap,” this year could very well be looked
back upon as a turning point in the heavy metal
band’s long, disastrous career.

The members of the group decided to reform at
a funeral ceremony held in honor of Jan Faith, the
band’s former manager. But Nigel Tufnel, Tap’s
temperamental lead guitarist, is the first one to
admit that money is the prime motivation behind
the band’s decision to record again and embark on
a two-month U.S. tour this summer. But does he
really think that Tap’s latest album, Break Like the
Wind, has a rat’s ass of a chance of selling when
placed up against the likes of Guns n’ Roses and
Metallica?

“Well, no one knows, do they?” he replies,
apparently a bit miffed at the question.
one in the world can predict anything I
You can’t predict records, you can’t predict
movies. If they could, then they’d be making
money and people wouldn’t be getting fired every
three weeks.”

When asked if the members of Spinal Tap had a
clear mind of what they wanted to do with the
album when going into the studio, Tufnel quickly
replies, “Yes, we knew exactly what we wanted to
do — we wanted to haye it come out so that people
could hear it. That was our main objective.” Derek Smalls,
the group’s mild-mannered bass player, voices a similar
sentiment.

“We're trying to get people to buy it — that’s the idea this
time. Before, we've said, ‘Right, here’s the album, buy it if
you want it.’ This time, we're saying, ‘We really don’t care
whether you want it or not — just buy it. You can always
discover you want it later on, but by then it’s too late, so buy
it now. Let it grow on you.”” Does he mean like a fungus or
something? “Well... yeah. Or like moss.”

Break Like the Wind picks up where 1984’s ill-fated Smell the
Glove LP left off — with the group plumbing the depths of
musical bravura and lyrical sensitivity, as has been the case it
seems with every Spinal Tap album in the past.

Oh no, not another British invasion

Spinal Tap
swants you to buy
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Tracks like “Majesty of Rock,” “Bitch School” and the
guitar-anthem title track (featuring a whole slew of guest
soloists including Slash of Guns n’ Roses, Jeff Beck and Joe
Satriani) represent a “newfound maturity” in the band, says
Smalls. While that may not seem a fitting description for a
group of musicians who've been known to kick and scream
at each other in the studio, Smalls attributes the new
album’s strength to the presence of “a more mature version
of the old feeling” felt on the band’s previous work.

“] think we gave ourselves permission on this album to be
all the people we are,” explains Smalls. “We were always very
conscious (before) of being a sub-people of that. You know
those people who get their arms sewed back on after an
accident? It’s like that’s what happened to us. We sewed the

whether you
want it or not.

Pes.

other parts of ourselves back on, and (this time) it
stayed.”

“You can’t exist without creative tension
(though) ,” Smalls adds. “A band that doesn’t have
any creative tension is asleep, is a sleeping band —
a dead band — or the Grateful Dead band. We
need that tension to keep our fires burning and
vice versa. The difference was there wasn't any
punching this time. There was fighting — I mean,
Nigel bites and scratches still — but not closed fists.
That was the difference.”

Even Tufnel admits that intergroup squabbles,
especially those between he and lead vocalist
David St. Hubbins, were kept to a bare minimum
this time — perhaps due to the absence of the
band’s other ex-manager, Jeanine Pettibone (St.
Hubbins’ wife of six years and presently the owner
ofa New Age boutique in Pomona, Calif.).

“Jeanine is a handful,” agrees Smalls. “But
fortunately she’s pretty much out of the picture. If
she does make an appearance at any of the gigs,
despite the instructions to the security guards, we
have an instrument for her to play just to make her
feel as if she’s involved, which is a tambourine with
all the jingly bits removed, and with no skin on it—
justa circle of wood, basically.”

As for filmmaker Marti DeBergi (whom Nigel
usually simply refers to as the “hack”), it is clear
from talking with the two band members that they
both share a special sort of disregard for the
director.

“We didn’t really have that many problems last
tour,” says Tufnel, “It’s just that Mr. DeBergi chose
to show the mistakes, you see. People don’t want to
see good news. They don’t want to read in the
paper, ‘Three babies completely healthy —
everyone’s all right.’ If you say, “Baby kitten run
over by train,’ they dash right out and buy it.”

As for the upcoming tour, which kicks off in
May, both bandmates insist that what's happened
to Tap in the past — the personal conflicts, the
sabotaged staging effects, the empty in-store
appearances, etc. — has all been placed
comfortably behind them. As Tufnel says, “You plan, you do
the best you can, you go out on stage and something falls
down — light falls down or a midget has a heart attack — but
these things happen. It’s show busines

Tufnel’s attitude sounds optimistic, but Tap fans beware:
It seems rather unlikely those who buy the albums and who
come around to see the show this time are really going to be
able to truly realize just what they've gotten themselves into.

“Well,” says Smalls, “everyone knows that we embrace a
certain amount of evil, just for the purpose of putting on a
good show. If you've seen the name Spinal Tap on a record
by this point in time, you know what it is you're getting into.
You don’t have to be warned any further. We feel the name
Spinal Tap is warning enough.”

By ROBERT REID
The Oklahoma Daily, Oklahoma U.

The English pop band Lush could
probably “ooh,” “ah” and “yeah yeah” their
way through the band’s second full-length
release, Spooky, and it wouldn’t make much
difference to the listener.

The record’s 11 songs are composed of
spaced-out/mucho-effected guitar parts
with chorused, murmuring vocals falling
into an indistinguishable haze. All this rides
just above a downplayed, but still peppy,
rhythm section.

It’s the newest revision of an age-old
“British invasion,” with bands like My
Bloody Valentine, Ride and Swervedriver
fighting for American ears. Some call it
“dream pop” played by “shoe gazers.” But
Lush’s singer/songwriter/guitarist Miki

Berenyi just calls it what they do.

“['m not entirely sure what ‘dream pop’
means,” Berenyi said over the phone during
a recent break from Lush’s European tour.
“You'd be better off asking a journalist in
(England), seeing that they formed that sort
of label... Do you know anyone that can
describe their own music?”

The most common descriptions of Lush,
since the band’s first recordings in 1989,
have relentlessly compared the band with
the ’80s pop gala Cocteau Twins. The fact
that Robin Guthrie, producer for Cocteau,
also produced Spooky, doesn’t help much.

“We sort of get a bit irritated because
people can be a bit lazy,” said Berenyi, who
shares song-writing credits and vocals with
longtime friend Emma Anderson. “They'll
just listen to the record and they'll go, ‘Oh
yeah, Robin produced it.’ They’ll

immediately say, ‘Oh, don’t you think
you're just like a sub-standard Cocteau?’
Obviously we don’t, or we wouldn’t put the
record out.”

Lush’s pop productis a refreshing change
to the Manchester-manufactured hip-hop
drivel that has dominated America’s overseas
interests in past years. Yet, Berenyi claims
that the Manchester scene has actually been
“dead for about two years” in England —
surprising news for Manchester natives Jesus
Jones, EMF and Happy Mondays.

“Some of the music (from Manchester)
was really good,” Berenyi said. “But it was
incredibly made for boys who go to football
matches. No women involved at all, which
pissed me offa bit.”

Lush will continue their American tour
this month — something they love to do.
While Berenyi insisted that America “pisses

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all over Britain,” Drummer Chris Acland
said, “Every time we went (to America)
we've had a brilliant time. The audiences
are a lot more open-minded out there.
They're a lot less bothered about what's in
and what's out. They just like to listen to the
music.”

20 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER.

Arv/APRIL 1992

SO! TES

Lou Reed
Magic and Loss

Whata long, strange trip it’s been for Lou
Reed. After being one of rock’s most
deviant characters with the Velvet Under-
ground in the late ’60s
and on his own in the
"70s, Reed has trans-
formed himself into a
social commentator
and keen observer of
the human condition.

Reed’s new album,
Magic and Loss, makes a powerful statement
about mortality. Inspired by the loss of two
friends to cancer, Reed has come up with a
series of songs with gripping emotional
content. Magic and Loss is as literate as
anything he has written. He strikingly
articulates his sense of grief and feeling of
loss, and tempers both with typical Lou
Reed irony and humor.

The music on Magic and Lossis as strong as
the lyrics. Reed’s minimalist guitar playing is
characteristically smooth, and Rob
Wasserman’ bass playing may be the best
anywhere. And despite the weightiness of
the theme, Reed manages to avoid being
overbearing. Most of the songs are delivered
matter-of-factly, and rarely hit the listener
over the head with gloom.

Loss is never easy, particularly the
absolute end of a relationship. Reed, while
driving home exactly how hard it can be, is
able to throw in some magic to even things
out. mJeffrey Bukowski, The Diamondback, U.
of Maryland

U. Cottece Rapio CHART

1. Lou Reed,

Magic and Loss
2.Enya,

Shepherd Moons

3. Teenage Fan Club,
Bandwagonesque

4, Various Artists,
I'm Your Fan, Songs of Leonard Cohen

Ou

Chart solely based on eollege-radio airplay. Contributing radio stations KASR, Arizona State U.; KALX, U. of California, Berkeley
U, of California, Los Angeles; KUCB, U. of Colorado; WXDU, Drexel U.; WUOG, U. of Georgia; WIUS, Indiana U.;
XJM, James Madison U.; WREL, U. of Kentucky; WLDG, Loyola U.; WVUM, U. of Miami; WCBM, U. of Michigan;

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5. Big Wheel,

Holiday Manor

6. The Verlaines, Ready to Fly
7. Love Battery, Dayglo

8. Uncle Tupelo,

Still Feel Gone

9. Shonen Knife, 712

10, Lush, Nothing Natural

They Might Be Giants
Apollo 18

On the map of pop music, They Might Be
Giants occupies a country all to itself. The
band consists of two guys from New Jersey
named John (Linnell and Flansburgh, for
those of you keeping score at home) with
nasally voices and a keen sense of the absurd
in life.

On their past three albums — particularly
1990’s Flood — the pair has taken traditional
Pop song structures and turned them inside
out. The result is a collection of songs with
impossibly catchy lyrics, well, lyrics which
offer a world seldom seen. The ridiculous
masquerades as the sublime.

Now maybe it’s the recession, but They
Might Be Giants’ newest release, Apollo 18, is
somehow more serious than its predeces-

sors. A band which was previously singing
delightful nonsense about puppet heads
and birdhouses is now crooning about
graveyards (“Turn
Around”) and killing
one’s mother (“I Palin-
drome!”),

Not that the band
| has waxed completely

philosophical. They
~ Might Be Giants’ same
quirky, tongue-in-cheek approach still
pervades all 18 bite-sized tracks, each of
which is under three minutes. Apollo 18
should thus satisfy the most faithful fez-
wearing fans. Those wishing just to try the
band out, however, might want to start with
the more accessible Flood before moving up
to 1999's spacier endeavor. = Heidi Strom,
The Tulane Hullabaloo, Tulane U.

Social Distortion

Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
Social Distortion, a living relic from the
late "70s Los Angeles punk laboratory, is like
a refurbished fin-tailed automobile rolling
down boulevards of old glory, police
surveillance and busted statues. Having
weathered the onslaught of Southern
California's early to mid-’80s hardcore
digression daze, singer-guitarist Mike Ness
has since restyled his spikey bangs into a
delinquent pompador, signalling his return
to roots rock’n’stroll.

The bopping p-rock
anthems that roamed
their Mommy’s Little
Monster album, re-
leased more than a
decade ago, were
remodeled by more
sober and retrospective tunes of urban cow-
spunk nature in the Prisonbound LP of 1988
and 1990's self-titled re-debut.

Now, with Somewhere Between Heaven and
Hell, Ness proves to himself that there is a
bunk in between rock and a hard place.
Included are the regular up-tempo garage-
style rockers. But the songs that preserve the
Social D. sound are those that show Ness’
ability to retread country-based chord
progressions into catchy, likeable pop tunes.

Ness once said that seeing his heroes, the
Rolling Stones, in concert was cool, but “the
novelty wore off after a couple of songs.”
With Between Heaven and Hell, Social D.’s
novelty is on the rise and taking form. mJ. W.
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By MARK BRUBAKER
Daily Bruin, U. of California, Los Angeles

Anyway you look att, it'sa gamble.

More and more college athletes are leaving school early
these days to strut their stuff in professional sports leagues.
Many may strike it rich, but others live to regret it.

Some of the biggest names in pro sports left college before
earning their degrees. Michael Jordan, Isiah Thomas and
Magic Johnson all declared themselves NBA bound, going
“hardship,” asitused to be called.

doing so, Maddox gave up his remaining two years of
eligibility — but it was a decision he feltwas right for him.
“While I fully understand that another year or two at
UCLA would be enjoyable and beneficial to my develop-
ment, [feel thatitis time for me to stand on my feet asa man
and take on the opportunities offered by the NFL,” he said.
Maddox took advantage of Proposition 47, a new NCAA
rule that allows college athletes to “request information
about professional market value without affecting his or her
amateur status.” The ruling should lessen the number of
student-athletes who turn pro

But while basketball players have
been coming out early for years, the
proliferation of underclassmen in
the NFL draft is a recent
phenomenon. The league had a
policy of excluding anyone but
college seniors, but after Craig
Heyward from the U. of Pittsburgh threatened to sue the
NFL if he wasn’t allowed into the 1988 draft, the flood gates
opened. The last four Heisman Trophy winners have been
juniors and only one of those, Brigham Young U.’s Ty
Detmer, stayed for his senior year.

Many other top juniors have come out of school in the last
few years, and now sophomores are doing it too. Todd
Marinovich parted ways with the U. of Southern California
after his sophomore year and found himself the starting
quarterback for the Los Angeles Raiders in an NFL playoff
game the next season.

Hoping that he can find the same success, U. of
California, Los Angeles’ Tommy Maddox filed for the NFL
draft recently after playing only two years for the Bruins. By

“it’s the ones with degrees
that have the mental
discipline that it takes.”

— MJ. Duberstein

early, said NCAA spokesman Jim
Marchiony.

“I think maybe less people will be
turning pro in the future because
they will have a more realistic view
ofwhat they're worth,” he said.

Athletes in sports such as
baseball and hockey can be drafted and still retain amateur
status, as players are drafted without having to declare that
they want to be considered, But as soon as a football or
basketball player enters the draft, he loses amateur
standing.

Could the NCAA ever change its rules for these athletes?

“Tcan see the day when it might happen,” Marchiony said.
“Right now there is considerable support for it.”

Until that time comes, leaving early will continue to be a
big risk, and according to MJ. Duberstein of the NFL
Players’ Association, the risk isn’t worth it.

“They're all good athletes on this level,” Duberstein said.
“But it’s the ones with degrees that have the mental discipline
that it takes to stay in the league. NFL players spend more

ee ee

CHARLES COOLEY, DAILY BRUIN, U. OF CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES
UCLA’s Tommy Maddox dashes for the goal line — and then
made a break from school for a shot at the big leagues.

time in classrooms than they ever did in college.”

That's why the NFLPA advises any player who will listen to
stay in school. “We're pretty adamant about it,” Duberstein
said. “We don’t advise any college players to come out early.
It’s too big a risk unless you are in the top 10 players in the
draft and you know you will be successful.”

Cosmetic surgery changes more than face value

By KELLEY TUTHILL
The Observer, U. of Notre Dame

Bernadette Farrell's decision to get a nose
job wasn’t a rash one. She elected to have
cosmetic surgery because her appearance
had been driving her crazy for years.

“The first two weeks after the surgery were
really uncomfortable,” said Farrell, a 20-
year-old junior at Florida State U. who had
the procedure done after her freshman
year. “But now] think it was worth it.”

Before the surgery, Farrell said she was
self-conscious about her appearance. “I
didn't expect (the surgery) to change
everything,” she said. “But it did change a
lot of my feelings about myself.”

Dr. N. David Saddawi, a plastic surgeon in.

South Bend, Ind., considers people like
Farrell to be ideal candidates for surgery
because they want to change a specific part of
their appearance. He discourages those who
see surgery as a quick fix to all their
problems.

- About 15 or 20 percent of Saddawi’s
patients are college-age, and the most
common procedures for this age group are
rhinoplasty, or nose job, liposuction and
breast surgery. In addition to enlargement —
which recently came under fire amid reports

Face facts: Image can be tied to appearance

that silicone-gel implants can rupture —
breast surgery also includes reduction, which
ismore common among college women.
According to the American Society of
Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons, pro-
cedures range from about $1,480 for lipo-
suction to $2,590 for a nose job. Insurance

might cover the cost, depending on whether
itis for cosmetic or medical reasons.

But many college-age individuals opt for
the operation regardless of the expense.

“For young people, the timing of the
surgery is important,” Saddawi said. “They
usually come in before they go from high
school to college.”

A patient should have realistic expec-
tations, he warned. A cosmetic surgeon can
change an individual's look but can’t nec-
essarily solve emotional problems, he said.

David Certo, a 19-year-old junior at the U.
of Notre Dame, had cosmetic surgery in
conjunction with corrective surgery for an
underbite. During the operation, Certo’s
surgeon also put implants in his cheeks and
chin to improve his overall appearance.

Certo’s doctor showed him computer-
generated drawings of what he would look
like both with and without the implants.
After weighing the surgery’s pros and cons,
Certo said he “decided to do it all at once.”

Afterward, Certo said his face was “enor-
mously swollen” and didn’t go down until
three months later. He had the surgery
during spring break of his sophomore year
and returned immediately back to school.

“People would say, ‘You look taller,’ or
‘Did you change your hair?’” Certo said.

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Rooting for the home team takes on
a whole different approach when
you're cheering for the... Banana
Slugs?

That's the mascot at the U. of
California, Santa Cruz, where the slimy
gastropod mollusk is represented at
basketball games by a person dressed
head to foot in yellow slithering across
the court.

Other schools also are represented
by not-so-traditional animals, minerals
and vegetables.

At Whitman College in Washington,
the school mascot is the Missionaries,
named for the state’s first pioneers.
The cheer is the ironic, “We're on
top!”

And at U.C., Davis, students cheer
on their Anteaters with the chant,
“Give ‘em the tongue. Zot, zot!”

Go team.

Lisa Caudill, The Daily,
U. of Washington

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How smart are ‘smart drugs’?

By ALEX GOLDFEIN
The Daily Aztec, San Diego State U.

Are they souped-up vitamins that enhance
memory and performance, or are “smart
drugs” simply the lastest pharmaceutical fad?

According to Dr. Norman McVea of the
Oxygen Research Institute in Mill Valley,
Calif., and creator of Oxyhigh, a product he
calls “the ultimate smart drug,” the substances
cause a natural high.

“People use it to increase their memory,
endurance, concentration and athletic per-
formance,” he said.

English said, because he claims they are really
engineered to induce peak performance,
whereas drugs limit a person’s mental capacity.

Jerome Cleland, a senior at the U. of San
Francisco, said using a “smart drug” was
nothing like his experience with LSD.

“The two aren't even compatible,” he said.
“Where your brain gets foggy from illegal drugs
this kind of drugs does the opposite. You kind
of geta pickup and get much more in tune.”

Both McVea and English said their products
are safe.

“They're not drugs, they're oxygen,” McVea

said. “Whoever’s

“It’s the only high I
know of that’s not

brought on from a they're against oxygen against oxygen better 1, Send original or photocopied clips published in your college newspaper between May 1, 1991,
(recreational) drug.” better not be breathing.” notbe breathing.” and June 30, 1992. They may be any of the following: (1) Single in-depth story or special report;
McVea said his But the Food and (2) Multi-part series; (3) Any number of articles reporting on a single subject.

“smart drugs” — a — Norman McVea Drug Administration 2. Send three supporting letters from university or community leaders giving the background of
concoction of miner- has yet to approve the issue and the sills and qualities of the applicant. Letters may come from faculty, journalists,
als, amino acids and oxygen—supplement the _ the substances. advisers or students. Supporting letters need not come from news sources.

oxygen supply you get through breathing. The According to Janet McDonald, an FDA 3. Send both of the above with the completed and signed application form to U. at the address
product typically is mixed either with food or _ spokeswoman, the “smart drug” fad is deceptive below. Application form may be obtained from CMA Headquarters, ACP Office, U. office or from
liquid and ingested. because “smart drugs” don’treally exist. your newspaper editor or publications adviser.

The result is an increased blood-oxygen level,
producing a non-chemical induced euphoria,

“Recreational drugs leave toxic residue in
the brain that can last days, weeks, and will
block oxygen systems in the brain,” he said.

Some users of the “smart drug,” McVea said,
stop taking recreational substances because
they prefer the oxygen-activated drugs,

At Big Heart City, a bar in the San Francisco
Bay area, a popular item is a creamy orange
drink laced with a natural “smart drug.” Jim
English, the creator of Smart Products, said the
drinks make you more “focused.”

Calling his product a drug is a mistake,

NICKS. NICKS.

“Whoever’s telling me

talking to me and Here’s how to enter:

telling me they're

“No studies have been done because there is
no such thing,” McDonald said. “To mislead
the public and call them smart drugs is an
unlawful activity. Labeling should be truthful
and not misleading.”

‘And Christopher Clark, a neurologist at the
U. of Pennsylvania, said oxygen improves
physical performance but not cognitive order.

“It sounds nice,” he said. “But there’s no

4. Journalist must be a full-time registered student at time copy appeared in a student paper. A
student newspaper is a newspaper written by students, whose editor-in-chief is a student. The
newspaper must be distributed primarily on the university campus. Employees of the American
Collegiate Network, publishers of U. The National College Newspaper and Associated Collegiate
Press and their families are not eligible for College Journalist of the Year Award.

5. Submissions will not be returned.

6. The three finalists will be notified by September 30, 1992. Awards will be presented and
announced at the fall convention of the Associated Collegiate Press/College Media Advisers in

basis of reality for it. The brain is set up to get Chicago.
all the oxygen it needs. DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS IS JUNE 30, 1992.

“Ifyou're going to take a physics test, [don’t Mail to: U. College Journalist of the Year, U. The National College Newspaper, 1800 Century Park
care how much oxygen you get. You better East, Suite 820, Los Angeles, CA 90067,

know physics.”

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Housing

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Georgia, said he has a great relationship with his landlord, Bess
Delaperriere.When one of Butler’s roommates moved out and
stuck him and his roommates with a larger share of the rent
than they could afford, Delaperriere reduced the rent by $100.

But most situations aren't resolved so easily.

Greg Grachen's situation is a good example of the growing
rift between students and landlords across the country. The U.
of Delaware senior and his roommates have had several run-ins
with their landlord, mostly concerning damages to the house.

“The condition of the house when we moved in was horrible,”
Grachen said. Ther grease, dirt and blood on the walls, he
said, as well as cat urine in the carpets.

Grachen said the situation hasn't gotten much better. When
repairs are made, he added, the workmanship is often shoddy.

Debbie Stromwasser, Grachen’s landlord, echos the feelings
of landlords who are forced to make repairs year after year
because they rent to students. She said students often are quick
tocomplain but don’tdo their partin keeping up the home.

“Some tenants leave the houses looking like ‘Animal
House’,” she said.

Most of the problems, Stromwasser said, stem from the
maturity level of the students. She contends that they simply
don’t understand the responsibility of renting.

Students also tend to be disrespectful, she said, adding that
some have written nasty comments on their rent checks.
Students in Grachen’s house have addressed their checks to
“The Slumlord.”

Todd Marshall and David Johnson, seniors at Western Ken-
tucky U., also refer to their landlord as a slumlord. Living with
gas leaks, cockroaches, doors without locks, a hole in the wall
and a scum-encrusted bathroom is just the beginning for them.

They claim their biggest problem is their landlord, Wahn
Raymer, whom they asked for five months to make repairs.

Raymer, who owns 200 units, responded, “I have other
tenants to tend toalso.”

While Raymer acknowledges his apartments aren't
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MICHAEL GARD, INDIANA DAILY STUDENT, INDIANA U.
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Tom Taylor and Dan Brennan, seniors at Georgetown U.,
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Taylor and Brennan, who admit they are “not the best
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Brennan said McGovern charged $110 to replace the front of
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McGovern said he could have charged them much more than
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Repairs had to be made in addition to cleaning up the cans.

McGovern did not have a record of the $110 charge for the
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Yet McGovern, who manages 34 units, said he enjoys renting
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So why do these students and many more like them put up
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located less than a block from campus.

Chris Cronis, a UD senior who has lived in two houses on the
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floor was covered with a layer of scum. Previous tenants, he said,
used the dirtfloor basement as a dumping ground for trash.

“When I first heard students call (the street) Skid Row I was
appalled,” owner Carroll Izard said. “I think the name sticks
because students get a kick out of calling it that. It’s part of the
student culture.”

Other parts of the student culture on any campus are parties,
noise and general neglect of the houses. Yet landlords and
students alike admit it is simply a way of life for students.

Jim Kenny, Taylor and Brennan's roommate at Georgetown
U., concedes, “We have to be treated differently because we're
not the mature adults other tenants might be. We have parties
and we do damage.”

Chris Poynter, The College Heights Herald, Westen Kentucky U.
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