Albany Student Press, Volume 67, Number 16, 1980 March 25

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The Albany volleyball team, coached by Ted Earl, faces rival Rochester
and Nyack College tomorrow, (Photo: Daye Asher)

by Harold Diamond

ms unfortunate that the
men's indoor track team’s season
had (o end on a sour note last Satur
day at R.P.I, The Albany squad
competed in the N.Y. State Cham-
pionships, but their performances
weren't indicative of their
capabilities, They placed 12th
among 22 (eam, and only three of
the 16 runners representing Albany
gained points.

The team was handicapped even
before the meet began. Albany
iered no weight men since none
of the Dane weight men had
qualified. The team was forced (o
forfeit all weight events since any
wildcard entry would have easily
been defeated.

Albany men's indoor track coach
Bob Munsey wasn't surprised of the
{eam’s subpar performance, “We
had purposely peaked last week
said Munsey, The guys had been
ready and Union has & fast track
We hiad such a great meet last week
thal we were all psyched out

Junior Tony Ferretti added
“Phe team wasn't psyched because
R.P.l.'s track has some sharp turns
Which make for a slow track. Also,
R.P.1.'s surface forces you to run in
flats, while its much easier 6 run in
spikes, The guys didn't perform
well because (hey kiiew they weren!t
oing 10 set personal records,"

Ferreild was one of the three run-
ers who scored points despite all
the problems. He won a medal by
capluring fourth place in the $00
meter dash. His race was spec:
tacular when one considers that he
had to run in the next to faste
feat. “f just missed qualifying for
the fastest heat," said Ferretti. *1
might have just finished @ noich

By Larry Kuhn

The fate Gf the Albany State
ineti's volleyball team will probably
be decided within the next two
Weeks as far as a playoff spot is con
cerned, Tomorrow the team will
eet division arch-rival Rochester
‘and Nyack College in Nyack in
triangle mei, and then next week
they'll take on Cornell and
ochesier in an alldivision meet,

“This is going to be a pivo
maich for us in the conferenc
said Albany volleyball coach Ted
Earl, “It we can come out of this
match 2-0 we have a very good
chance for a playoff spot going into
the Cornell/Rochester shootout
next week."

As the division stands right now
Albany and Cornell are on top,
both 1-0 with wins against Cor-
land. Rothester is in third place at

1-1, splitting their matches with.

Cortland, and Cortland is bringing
up the rear at 1-3, Yale was suppos-
ed to be in the division, but Earl
assumes they are out because they
don't have any division matches
scheduled, With the bulk of divi

sion matches still to come the
playoffs are Still anybody's
biiligame.

Right now, though, the Danes are
looking ahead only to tomorrow's
match and i¢ shoul be a tough one,
Rochester Is always a very good
eam but there is something about
the Albany-Rochester matchup that
brings out the best in both teams,

higher if 1 was there,

Ferretti started slowly as he was
third”out of four runners after the
first 100 meters. Two out of the
ollier three runners didn't give him
much competition, and he was fore-
ed {0 run against the clock rather
than being pushed by his op-
ponents. He used his efficient c
pact stride (o propel himself with
the front runner, He just missed
catching him by two-tenths of a se-
cond, ‘I didn’t have enough left in
me, 1 guess J didn't want the lead
bad enough," said Ferreuti, His
time of 1:09.1 earned him a fourth
place finish out of the 33 par-
ticipants in the $00 meter dash,

The N.Y. Stare championships
brought mixed results for Co:
Captain Bill Mathis. He ran in both
the 800 and 1500 meter runs.

Mathis started out (oo fast in the
1500 meter race, He ran the first
half in first place at a super 2:02
clip. “Bill should have run with the
people rather than with the clock
since R.P.1. has a slow track," said
Munsey

Mathis simply ran oul of gas, He
Jost a posilion during cach succesive
lap after the midway point. Mathis
was passed by all but one of the
runners in the fast fap, His time of

4:03 is fine, but only average con
sidering the caliber of the op:
ponents,

Sophomore Scott James ran the

* same race in a slower heal, and beat

Mathis’ time by a second. This
seemed to get Mathis’ competitive
spirt up, and_he was so anxious to
improve that he scored points In the,
800 meter dash.

Mathis was propelled by George
Lewis of Buffalo State, Sieve Red
man of Colgate and Steve Ellis of

“Albany-Rochester maiches are
‘always long, tough matches, We
fight it out point for point all the
way,’” noted Earl

The record book certainly backs
him up. Last year Albany won both.
matches, b they are 1wo wins
they'll Both mat-
ches, last year went all five games,
Earl said. “Usually a five game
kes abou! an hour and 45
s — both of those took wo
and a half hours. Based on the mat
last year I have (0 expect a very

match

ches
tough match."”

Things have changed for both
teams this year, but Earl still ex:
pects the usual grueling matchup.
“Rochester is a very, very big eam.
They have four players aver 6-3,"
he said, “The: y lost a divi
sion maich to Cortland, but you
can expect they're going (0 be up
for us despite that fact.”

As Barl sees it, there are two

outstanding Rochester players who

bany is going 10 have to shut
down to win, Ron Kasi and Ivan

Gill are both quality players from

any position on the courts, 1 expect

them to be very, very tough. Ivan is
r, AA caliber
— we have to be able to stop him."”

He went on to say that Rochester
is an outstanding blocking team and
are especially adept if there is a dou-
ble block, ‘The ore weakness we
may be able, 10 exploit is their
‘ari, “but they
are able to make substitutions to

‘ superlative ballpl

backcourt,"” Said

Intramural
Update page 15

March 21, 1980

Men’s Indoor Track Season Ends On Sour Note

Alfred, All these runners including
Mathis-had broked the 1:58 barrier
. Pushed by excellent com-
Mathis finished third with
of 1:58.6 for the 800 meter

The only other runner to score
points was Sophomore Bruce
Shapiro in the 1000 meter dash. "It
was a tough race, I ran against the
top guys from all over the state and
1 was pleased with my  perfor-
mance," Shapiro said. Shapiro's
time of 2:38,5 gave hima fifth place
finish in the 1000 meter dash,

Albany was hurt by the loss of
their top-notch sprinter Howard
Williams, due 10 unfortunate in
jury. Williams was expected to take
either second or third in the 45
meter dash, He proceeded through
the trials without problem, Yeu in
the semifinals, he “tran into misfor
tune," He was in fifth place with
about-ten yards 10 go. Williams

decided (0 go all out and kicked
with all hisstrength, He w:

feaning position in order to hit the

Lape as soon as possible, It scemed
asif he were in a four way tie for se
cond place. Yet he had accelerated
so fast that he was unable to stop.
“1 went into a leaning position
and all of a sudden (he wall way
there,"” said Williams, The five
yards beiween the, tape and a wall
cushioned by a thin mat saved
Williams from serious injury. He
collided with the wall at almost full
speed. Williams immediately fell
motionless to the ground, He was

quickly examined and deemed unfit
to continue

Despite the disappointing finish,
the overall won-lost record for the
men's indoor track team was near
600.

Crucial Maiches Could Spell Playoffs For Spikers

counter that straegy. Last year,
when we beat them twice, we had a
deeper bench, They were tired out
by the fifth game and we were able
to bring in fresh substitutes, This
year both teams have lost some
depth.”

As far as Albany's preparations
for the maich have been going, Ear!
thinks the team is ready (o win after
getting a weekend breather: “The
rest gave us a chance to think a lit-

tle. The team realizes now that it's
their mental attitude that’s impor-
tant and that if they believe they can

in they'll start winning," he said,
It was our mental inconsistencies
that hurl us earlier. Mentally we
had a few letdowns.””

Physically, the team is almost
back {0 top form after suffering
from a string of injuries earlier this
season. Fred Askham has almost
completely recovered and is ex:
pected to play tomorrow. Devon
Lockley is still bothered by shin
splints, though, and Rich Soeder
has been experiencing some back

problems and are teniative for
tomorrow's match.

Barring any other injuries the
{eam should be ready. Tuesday they
played an exhibition against Skid-
more and beat them easily, and a
cording to Earl, ‘The team had a
great workout Wednesday night
and they're ready to win. The team
is responding wellafter th

To win Rochester (and

continued on page fifteen

March 25, 1980

SASU President Sharon Ward
All systems are go.
by Whiiney Gould
s from across the state
will unite fn spirit
they participate in a massive SUNY.

protesting Governor
4s proposed $27 million
cut in the system

Students from more than a dozen
schools, including SUNYA
will form picket lines, hold rallies
and teachiins, and boycott classes

Student Union Chair J. Carlson
Helped 10 orginize SUNYA rally

ed until last week in SUNYA, while,
other schools, like SUNY Bingham-
ton, did not go (6 the public until

Budget cutbacks will eliminate

but (0 participate in
the strike to offer their support and,

staff positions, may incre:
tion, and possibly shut down one of
two SUNY campuses,

smaller, tinspecit
hold rallies
the remaining
not participate, Ward said they will
find aitier methods to combat the
Hutdyet increase,

ard, publicity at an
date would have hurt efforts to rally

will mean a large restoration of
Uniion, feel massive strike participa

tion will demonstrate the power
coneern of SUNY

Would also have stifled negotiations a rig to whieh
between SASU and the legislature,

“We wanted (0 ry
‘and spring it on people.
We wanted an element of surprise,”
She added thar SASU

swanted to assess people's interests,

Hot be restricted 10 only people who,
nye prices,’ he aul

in order to combat the cutbacks.
To the cuts point out

Aout will draw enough att
affect a fayorable budget decision.
ike has been in plat
stages for several weeks,
news of the strike was not publiciz

40,000 Anii-Drafiers Go io Washington

Tuture doesn't look any rosier

that while stare spending is increas
Ward

uid thal SUNY A fuvully

have been very active in farming the

1975, alihiough its fn the issue hefare a

(Photo: Will Yurman)
Ward said that seven of the

schools, including Purchase, New.
Paltz, and Bing!

niun, will be ac-
the strike, A.
d_ number will
nd teachsins, As for
alleges which did

ely involved

“We will state our position Sor

How and for the future ay well, The

said

Suthe efforts i SUNYA sill

beuit at 12 pam at the fountain:

nce Vietnam Era

“We dont) want te drill

saceepl our sons and,

Largest Peace Rally

up 17th Street toward the White
ing Protest songs

‘andl a all for

daughters bein sent ty the Pe
Gull to fight Tor oil hy a nuclear

nificant anti-dratt
rally since the Vietnam era
40,000 protestors from as far away
as Dallas moved on the nation’s

S. representative from New York

fivists, and members of the clergy
call to feiniradiiee dattt woeiatration
syle in Cones

Crinigisi af the eapinilist

ups represen}cil diverse interests husinesses stood 1

jor theme united (hen from the war in Afghanistan

fer with quite u statement,
No draft, no war, 0 Way’
(Photo: Bob Leonard)

Reagan Campaigns
to Alban

and bandanas, marched

y Crowd

the candidate approached

ort of way, Republican presiden

The growd laughed at uit

1 crowd of 300 at
Turf Inn on Woll Road

“Brown's on botlt

As he approached the Courtyard
wrong side ofevery i

HUSSTT CREM BOW NG TAG 40,000 Flogged the s

The 18, 19, anil 20 yeur olds ure

(Photo: Bob Leanard)

Rep’s Actions Upset Colonial Quad

up the large sign wele

agan and the banner ¢

quadiupled nite of inflation i the

vials charnetetiz:
cd several af the speeches, “(The
working lays) is exploited and:
latally contuyed by the vicinity

atpitalist systems’? sald Atle African
Peaple'y Revolutionary Party
Judes Stokely Carmichael

Rey. Barry Lynn, Chair of ie
CH Ayainst Rewistratin

ani) the Drafi, said, “We are told

Thal ogistration isasign of nat

tevalve tu the Soviets, E can't in
pine any Soviet ulfieial layin! sleep
fhe calleetian af millions a
beset? lie sate
The uly people why are lusiny
feo sity atin) jurisdiction ite
inillions al 18, 19, and 20:yearald
Annericais,® Lynn added
However, the witiaritt
Uemnnstiatars were nol without op:
position, Approximately 304
Members at the Collegiate Asset
tion far Reseach in Palivie
(CARP), shouting “Stop the
Soviets. attempted ty brea)
Hirowsh security to move to the

her's pylatforn
CARP iy liteetly associated with

Reverend Sun-Myune Moon"

Unification Chureh,

continued on pane Jive

”

Petition Demands Lafayette

Vored 10 reject the bill and tnstead.a

hy Whitney Gould

onial Quad Board
ay attempt to make people

aware of a recuurse,"* he added.
Central Council re The recall procedure requires that
one-sixth of quad residents sign a
calling for the resignation

Of a quad representative

Mark Borkowski sub

calling for Lafayetie's resignation pleted within 30 days.

along with others inyolved in the

2 hy the Alnany Soden

scandal, However, Central Council

Resignation

aid His pneatis Lakavette “did not
vet when he should have and acted
wrongly’. Frangomang added that
the pention sulely reflects his feel
ings award a foreed resignation fr
Lafayette and not Colonial Quast
Board's opinion

Introducer GF the original bill

calling for SA resignations, Mark
Borkowshi, commented that “ihe
recall procedure will allow students

chanee 1 voice their
‘at the way Central

to have 4
displeasure
Council chose to handle the situa:
tion.

Approximately, 210. student
signatures are needed for the peti-
Hion which will call for an ousting
vate,

continued on page four

“March 25, 1980"

Albany Student Press -

“Page Three

; parison to similar departments in a He said he tried
ii the academic world, Tompkins r) a % x le said he tried to “persuade'’| When he discovered, 11 a.m.
RCO Tompkins to Leave said, (It is the informal consensus _ Dangerous ‘Quaaludes’ At SUNYA Bi ha t 9 Afran to hold the editorial for two ‘Thursday ‘about the editorial
of the faculty that itis the best in “ly yauton pearsall ; ngnamiton’s Fress rr eatened hours: “I was not censuring the Paschall-again asked Stone not to
by Wayne Peereboom 1971 asthe first official chairman of the East,” adding that he feels 1" ¥ sq quaaludes containing PCP or strychnine are currently clr- Tap TC ee a a
8 Dr. Philip Tompkins said he will the former Rhetoric and Public Ad- is probably the best faculty in the J jating on campus, according to SUNYA students who ae taken PUT tai te alt olal Was sham, ct | Aaa oe
| - t, ‘country, iptions of the quaaludes reportedly match those of . * * ° i F got with Afran to
i Ar eat Gh? DEBATTNGRe: Chale rie ie deomamant sated ou : Teg aseatied cA SUC NeaPiles where there were eaiors Issues With Controversial Editorial Snatched Points were not enly stretched, bul hold. the editorial and Managing
i when his term ends in August, with only three (o five majors Tom- A dean had once said, Tompkins | of students sufering serious side effects. Ae outright fies,” added Editor ae Fiur es apparently
( ts i . ewski. opposed to the artic
{ STORRS WHO) es Been clit Dei said the déparment nay hak COM Inies ae ts GY at q SUNYA Public Safety Director James Williams sald he “hasn't A SUNY Binghamton newspaper asked not to put the paper to press. he was upset,that the editorial was He said that because the papers start, Sea
for nine years, said his term had between three and five hundred ma- cepa Lat i) Cae how often | heard of any incidents here’' related to the taking of these quaaludes, Jashing out at Wednesday's student The vote was defeated 9-8, printed and that “it was against have been stolen, the iste has Although Stone said sh el
a ; a 4 ecieve coms fi x 5 ‘ = 7 Sa : ‘ ve stolen, jough § said she woul
' énded in 1977, but at the request of ors, He added that there is such a Ue acu HH Ae ds ae ment anid knew of them only through the ASP article about bad quaaludes strike, has sparked heated opposi- SA provides one-third of Pipe everyone's wishes. become more serious. rin the editorial, said Paschall, Ke
1 the university he agreed to remain demand for classes that the depart peting offers, This year, sO percent | ax New Paltz tion between the school’s student Dream's operating budget, accor- He added that Thursday's  Paschall said he believed the did say the strike supporters could
as the chair with the understanding ment had to institute @ pre-pre- Sa it aA ea PY cre ols However, Student Health Seryice Director Dr. Janet Hood said government and the press. ding to News Editor Bruce Afran, meeting was called to “find out editorial was not printed “atanap> print ao nigel Oral This
that he Would be replaced after registration toassure majors needed fered postions, Ne said. || there seems to have been quite alittle flurry in the last two weeks An anti-strike editorial, printed Stone sald the paper was publish what was going on" with the paper, propriate time," citing negotiations privilene was later denied,
ibe yen eer SUE cna Serr aeaLe aN satl he ay say «| Setuenioge Tela coptpalnss Nene thou ere bus she sald. in last Friday's Pipe Dream, has 2d and 7,000 were released at | p.m, “If Pipe Dreain isto print anything still underway between SASU and  Paschall said when the papers
Aceording to RCO professor, Dr. ‘Tompkins sald SUNYA was one Q tng ae he ney ar den users ofthe quads reported effecis simian to alco ‘ome the focus of controversy Friday, By 2:30, at least 5,000 libelous or slanderous, SA. is state legislators, He added thi the disappeared Friday, Pipe Dream
It T.J, Larkin, the department had of the first universities in the coun- on at SUNYA in the fall as a fulls |. blackout or some reactions to PCP, One male student, who took half which almost cost the paper iis Stue copies had disappeared, responsible. We discovered that paper ran an article on the strike members xeroxed the editorial and
f made an offer which was not ae- try to offer a Rhetoric and Com- time professor. He said he has been | pill at ten ofclock one night, reported that at first he felt very high, dent Assembly (SA) funding. ‘Afra said later that day.ihe of+ Piie: Dreein’ did not oversien lie ast ‘Tuesday, Which’ only, briefly pustedl hall, over eammuey "They
\ cepted, so interviews will resume muntcation major, seriously considering an offer from | jut that his memory stops around twelve midnight,"” and he woke Although strike organizers, fice received calls from people eall- bounds,"* he added, TeV ante i Rostee eel oven ren mut Ty
H this Week to find @ replacement, When asked about the standing Purdue University, “I won't know | up the next afternoon at two, unable to remember how he even gor Wishing to Keep the event out of the ing themselves members of the SA Vice President David — But, said Paschall, this article fora ferurn of Notre a} Sci
Tompkins came to SUNYA in of SUNYA's department in com> fora while what Pll do,” he said. | home, public eye until yesterday, persuad- “Pipe Dream Liberation Ary’ Wisnewski said he was not aguinst allegedly prompted a call by a Buf Saturda es fie
Is took only half a pilf, recalled "feeling edly prom dy oF legal action would be
; A female student, who also fa only a a fe Veli reine ed the paper to hold the article, and claiming 10 have the issues, Pipe Dream's decision, adding that falo legislature to SASU who, sald taken, ‘The papers were not revurtie
. SUNYA Students Nabbed For Theft tke ew what | was doing "but remembers ating ita aear with members of the editorial board “We don't want your paper SA's executive branch Was against lhe would not submit to blackmail, ed said Paschal,
} wstrange man ate at UGH, ise decided to go to print polluting our campus," said one the motion to freeze the pa He said te approached Stone wo Saturday night, during « campus
‘ by Whitney Gould Marine Midland Moneymatic Card, ly attempted to obtain cash from a Thg quaaludes are described as ‘loo Inbar leasagal ca However, when the paper was caller, according to Afran. funding. Weeks ago about the strike and ask- carnival, (wo petitions were ci
f Charged with possession of  Freshpersons Michael Greene, Moneymatic Machine with the use They are: white, larger than aspirin, fave sl iy : i fi nd ee distributed on campus Friday, Pipe Dreain offices were vandalized He added, however, that aside cd fier to keep it ott of the paper. culating, one calling for a referen-
q stolen. property, three SUNYA Ronald Shobey, and Teresa Hill of the stolen card, when they were “Lemmon 714! sueriped sn ther With ACC U RUS MOE ETAL) $,000 were allegedly “lifted” by on Saturday although no connec. from the SASU delegates, nny SA “She said she couldn't promise dunt to vote on ceasing SA funds to
description of the New Paltz quaaludes, what the press calls pro-strike sup- tion has been made to the theft Members organizing the strike ex» beeause she never promised

students were arrested Saturday
afternoon by Albany City police.
The students reportedly stole a

Cobleskill Student Dies in Fall

A 20 year old SUC Cobleskill student was found dead
‘Tuesday morning as the result of a 30 foor fall from a loval

rested at 2:25 p.m. at the
¢ Midland Bank on Western

Avenue. The three suspects alleged-

spotted by police,

According to Lieutenant Murray
‘af the Albany Police Department,
the Moneymatic Card was reported,
stolen on Saturday by a SUNYA
student,

The trio was arraigned Monday
morning in the Albany Public

Security has not yet pressed charges
because the arrest was made off.
campus, A decision will be made
later this week

Henighan said there were also
reports of two or three jackets
stolen from students attending

coats were in SUNYA yesterday
and removed the remain jackets
which were not reported stolen to
Security.

The unnamed source said the
parents arrived sometime yesterday
and forced Dutch Quad’s Stuyve
sant Tower Director Rick Milter (o

porters,

Two strike organizers, believed to
be the thieves, have been question-
ed by university polics

According to Pipe Dream Editor-
in-Chief Jane Stone, SASU delegate
Grex Gumina and concerned stu-
dent Steve Paschall, pressured the

Paschal and Gumina were vited

as the alleged culprits by Stone and

Afran, both of who claim witesses,
saw the two lifting the papers, The
tioned by
University police, The paper has
pressed charges.

Both Gumina and Paschall said

two were apparently qui

pressed concern over the editorial,

anything to anyone, said Paschal

the paper, A eounter petition was

continued on page five

Telethon Hits Record $43,180

by Beth Sexer

“Ic gets bigger, better, and more

afternoon brousit in $1500 for
Telethon.

© dren and the SUNYA Chapter
of tie Big Brother/Sister Program,

y bridae. s Court and will be brought to trial Telethon Saturday, but would oy TT aN paper ‘Thursday not to print the they have not been contacted by beautiful every year,"* sald Mayor — Durinw-tie curse ofthe 24shour  Co-ehair Sin) Gruskin’ sald;
ce Puta cet ta ieee ee SATA today, a iin Mafiats bee EaclGeaIeGeA (GU HE. coki Yo editorial, claiming it would hur Securityand refused cuninent on Erastus Corning al the onening of Telethon beeen 3.090 04,000 eethon is voninuing effort

program, was found at 9 a.m, under the West Main Stre According to SUNYA Public | . a ; DU Rises bas tC) strike ni tions. Despite the re- the paper's disappearance. SUNYA’s Telethon ‘80 Friday people were in the balloon, Co: and a big part at oi cess is due

Bridge, which connects the allroad and the Vilage of Safely Assistant Director John The ASP learned last night, thelr homes, quests, Stone and) the editorial A. soureé, wishing 10 remain ght Chale Siu Gish estinated that (4 the eHfar HT people pas

Cobleskill, " Henighan, the ‘‘circumstances we however, that the parents of those Milter refused to comment on the board decided to run the letter. anonymous, said the bulk of the And Corning was right, because about 1,200-1,500 people attended —Telettans and the work they put ine

{ According to Schoharie County District Auorney Roger know are second hand", SUNYA _ allegedly involved in stealing the allegations, Stone went on to say that later stolen papers were discovered Telethon “80 recorded) $43,180) atthe first hour, fo il, We ty 10 expand the ac
Mallory, Augustine was walking alone to the college, after Thursday evening, an emergency Saturday afternoon inate the close of the 24-hour stint. Since Operation Chair Pan Sosephy tivities,..and add 19 them, We hone

celebrating his birthday in town earlier that morning, when
he apparently fell from the bridge.

‘An autopsy performed at tlie Schoharie County Com:
Hospital indicated that Augustine died front inter-
nal bleeding and a ruptured spleen and kidney.

The body was apparently not bruised, indi
Augustine was not hit by a train,

Mallory said there was no evidence of wrongdoing, ci
the student's injuries were consistent with his

= Leah Krakinowskt

Acthur J. Goldbere,
Court Justice, has been selected to speak here at this year’s
commencement exercises.

Goldberg also
to the U.N, with rank as Ambassador and a
Labor

According to Senior Class President Dave Weintraub,
Gbldberg was chosen from a list of

Speakers by the Speaker S

Comment

Former Justice to Speak

former U,

ved as Us

ment Committe

Associate Supreme

. Permanent Representative
Secretary of

150 prospe\
ub-Committee of the University
“We're really happy fo get

Science,

the New York Libr

Toronto,

ive sound recordings
Halsey, 51

In addition to his academic duties, Halsey is President i)
'y Association Library education sec
tion, and is a special advisor to the New York Library
Association's legislative committee,

Halsey, who came to Alban
is the author of Classical Musi¢ Recordings for
Home and Library, described by reviewers as ‘‘a lucid,
Jargon-free guide for organizations and individials con
cerned with collecting, organi:

was born in Los Angeles. He received
ndergraduate degrees from the New Engla

from the University of

, playing, and caring for

nd Conse!

meeting was called by SA during
Which a yote was taken to freeze
Pipe Dream's funds for Friday's
issue. In addition, it was suggested
that the printer be contacted and

vatory and in a library corridor,

Gumina said the strike called for
4 statewide rule which said no
publicity on the event would be
Feleased until yesterday. He added

Over No

by Patricia Branley

(SA VP Martinez Angered )

“The investigation done by the Special Presidential Commission

Resignaiions

then, Telethon Treasurer Eric Block
sald they received almost $1,000
more “and the money's still comin
in.!” He explained that people are
still turning in walk-a-thon, dance
marathon, and raffle money,

“The amount we raised by far ex-
ceeded all my expectations," Block
said.

The largest fundraiser was the
$4,150 raised by raffles and door
prizes, The winner of the one-week
trip for two to

Jamaica was

said “Operations ran
ithly, Abonit 360 peuple
such areas as security, food, stage
crew, and fickel sales over the 24,
hours,"

Proceeds from Telethon '80 will
0 fo the Wildwood School for
Developmentally Handicapped

smi

that the ideas we introduced will be,
expanded upon iit the years to,
con

Children’s Hour Ci
Prefer added, After se
smiling faces of the kids, the hard
work of (hie past months made it all
Wort hwhil

was a wasted job," said SA Vice President Tito Martines, “hocause | suphomore Corey Bandes,
their findings were ignored by Central Council,”
“1 strongly agree with the findings of the Commission. I believe

that Weinstock, Lafayette, Levy, and Mitchell should resign. Lan.

vatory and Simmons College, and his doctorate from Case
Western Reserve University
As an active member of the American Library Associa

tion, Halsey has served as chairman of that organization's
He very angry with the decision made by Cen

d C "said Weintraub,
Weintraub said a survey was taken in September of the
AROUNd Campus Snes preye tier inseoente oft

y voted for a prominent and well known individual.

Other prizes were a stereu system,
a one-year membership to Nautilus
Century 1 Mall, and a Vivitar
Pocket istamatic camera,

I Council 10 censure

Weintraub said the Committee, composed of six students reference and subscription books review committee.
und faculty, checked on speakers’ availability and cost. He also is a member of the “Booklist!” editorial advisory thet Because of tel violations, our entire organization is falling Other Junaraiers ae
5 iy added that the University allots $1500 for speakers, but the board, and the Dartmouth Medal Award Committee. apart,’” he said. “There is no one willing to take a strong stand a year included birthday cake sales
{ Book List Deadlines Renfon etass matched’ thei $1500 this’ year. Goldberg is | Halsey has held the position af chief of the audio-visual everyone fy looking 10 Save their own niecks instead of the of} the dance marathon, the walks
vosting $3000. department at Washington University Libraries in. St tion, thon, two used book exehaney and
Weintraub would not reveal the names of the other possi- Louis; Director of Learning Resources at University City Martinez said) “Tagree nu ane am SA 1s trrenlacentite and neve th Afieroon at the Bars.
dividuals fave nor beet effective all year, this tGcessary’ far ty le Afiernoan at tie Bars, held fast

t The newly formed Bookstore Conimitice iy currently ble speakers, Schools in Missouri, and information scientist at the Cen:
the time before the neat election wisely, We must restore credibility Thursday, was attended by 750

i working on deadline dates for professors. Awording 10 tral Midwestern Regional Educational Laboratory
) Committee member Paul Turner, the group iy attempting He waron tie acu arihe orl Jur Onsanization and see that it ty equiphed with responsible pe students, O'Heaney’s, WI"s, Lamp i i
fe Was on the faculty of the School of Library Science at i r i IP Telethon was most successful this years
i to stress deadlines for submitting book lists, Teachers must No-Nuke Delegates FC ne ple Post, Long Branch and rank's Page aye eae aS
have summer lists in by April | and fall tists in by April 15, (| Livingroom used a total of 39 ki
q “If you've taken Poli Sci courses, you know teachers hand ‘Over 200 opponents of nuclear power in New York State, Pittman Series Tlie use fellilintweTind enough

in lists notoriously late," said Turiier

He added that students ean only receive a 50 percent
Feturn on used books if the store knows whicther books will
be used the following semester,

Library Adds ASP to Index

ncluding SUNYA students, have been registered by the
mpaign for Safe Energy and NYPIRG as delegates for
the April 27th Congressional Caucuses, which will elect 192
delegates to the Democratic National Convention, While
the delegates will be pledged to vote for either President
Carter or Senator Kennedy on the first ballot, they will be
free to vote for antinuclear resolutions to be included in
¢ National Platform

the Democral

Law Applications Delayed

Law School applicants are advised that the cight-week
delays in processing Law Schou! Data Assembly Service
(LSDAS) reports, caused by the late delivery of a new com
puter system, have been reduced 10 two weeks — the level
expetienced in the past at. this time of year

Be

An index to the Albany Student Press from 1977 19 the
current issue has now been completed. The University Ar
chives also announces that, in conjunction with its continu:
ing effort to complete its index to the ASP, significant see
tions of the index to two other student newspapers of the
University at Albany and its predecessor colleges, the State
Normal College and the State College for Teachers, are also.
now available, These two newspapers are the Noriiial Col-
tege Echo (indexed from 1892 to 1899) and the State Col-
lege News (indexed from 1916 to 1939),

Student newspapers are a valuable source for insight into

student life and the activities of the entire institution. The
prepared indexes to the ASP, Normal College Echo, and
the State College News should greatly facilitate the use of
these resources, The ASP index, for instance, will allow
‘almost instant access (o the events and activities of the past
several years.
‘The indexes are available in the University Archives, a
part of the University Libraries. For information on the in-
dexes or any other archival material, contact Edward Oet-
ting, University Archives, at 457-8562, The Archives are
Mocated in the basement of the Library,

power, are also i

Richard S. Halsey, who Joined the
New York at Albany faculty in 1973, has been named Dean
Of the University’s School of Library and Information

The Campaignfor Safe Energy was orzanized in the early
primary states to raise the question of nuclear pow
to pressure each of the candidates. in the Democratic and
Republican Party to support a three-point
platform: a commitment to renewable energy sources,
ratoriuny of the licensing of any nuclear power plants
and the development of a federal plan for the rapid and
orderly phase-out of existing nuclear power plants.

“Our campaign efforts, besides educating the public and
the presidential candidates on the problem of nuclear
fended (o make any politician who sup:
ports nuclear power pay a political penalty for that deci

sion," explained Paul Maggiotto, Albany Coordinator for
the Campaign for Safe Energy and SUNYA NYPIRG staff
member,

Halsey Named Dean

fe

State University of

some law schouls, the
sponsor of the LSDAS,

and

SY 1, 1980, to May 1,

from the L
sions for the year,

Newtown, PA. 18940,

use earlier delays slowed the decisios

deposit deadline date of law schools be extended from April
1980. Individual law schools, howe
determine their own deadline dates

‘Asan additional measure, (he LSDAS has also asked law
schools to verify that each school
SDAS necessary to comple

More than 275,000 LSDAS reports have been produced
by the system so far this year, according to Educational
Testing Service, which administers the LSDAS for the Law
School Admission Council,

The LSDAS was begun in 1970 at the request of Jaw
schools, Its purpose is to summarize information from col-
Jege transcripts, test scores from the L.aw Schoo} Admission
Test and other biographical information used for evalua
tion by law school admission offices

Students who are faced with specifig problems involving
LSDAS reports are asked 10 write to Law Programs,

process int
Law School Admisison Council,

has recommended that the earliest

et,

all the information
¢ its admission deci

Ew

Alcohol Policy:

Second of un Albany Student Press
series dealing with the problems en:
countered by SUNYA students in

dilemma faced by coll

Booze vs. Welch

very closely = maybe too closely. drown i

He [Welch] was doing his job, but

beer in your awn room if
you want, Hit doesn't flow our

association with the Pittman Hall
dormitory in. Loudonville, The,
facility was closed in Decenther:

by Aron Smith

Alcohol
11} privacy, public responsibility

abuse, vandalism, per

While the

answers haye not come

easily at SUNYA, all Segments of
the University community have
become increasingly aware of a

One attempt tO deal with the pros maybe he was doing it too well,”* the hall,’* said Warden, *
lem gecurred ast fall, when +11 way Hike living with your old uy. Vor the first two semesters, he
University Senate and SUNYA" yan,!? said senior Paul Warden. blatantly tied to uy. Then” the
Office of Residences approved a *Alumini Quad iy within walking JHudents found out that he had no:
policy to limit aleohol consumption —jistanee wt six orseven bars. Buln Fight 10 hinder private parties in
at campus particy, The amount of atlawance was made for the fet roan.”
sicohol permitted at social events — jae Pittman is isolated in Loudon: Welch Deniey Key Seizure
taking place in public areas of cam, ville Former Pittman Hall residents
pus was limited ta 40 ounces Of Welch required residents plann> cite an ingident, occurring at a dor
deer, Wourices of wine, OFA oUNES inp parties at which alcoholic mitory Halloween party, in whieh
Af hated liquor per person heverapes were to be seived {0 sub> Welsh allevedly. confiscated one of
Former residents of Pittman Hall mit request forms, in advance, four Ress of beer, Avcotding 1
Haim that this policy Was enforced — stating the amount of Hiquer ta be Visbeck, Welch locked the keg in
W their dormitory much more str involved the direciui’s apartment and return
ingently than it way onseamput Anything aver a case ot Beer, ed it tu students the neat day
and offen in an arbitrary manner and we had to fill one out ‘tied Many students claimed that it

Some siudenis have als ¢laimed
that former Pittman Hall Director
Mike Welch went beyond these

guidelines inv student
aleohol use at the facility
stringent,!* said

Travers.

“tt way
sophomore Paul
“University policies were followed

We were pet
filling out
ties in Our rooms,

enior Nick Visbeck
ting hassled) for nut

reports for pi
The University

Stipulated that no f

be placed on panies confined to

Jeol policy: had
frictions would,

rooms oF suites,
“Welch lied to ust

You can

had been reduced in ity quality
heciuse fh had not been adequately
chilled,’ sald Warden, “He had
piven us prior permission to use all
four hens, What gaye him the tight
to confiscate that keg after he had
given permission for its use in
writing?”

Su he took il,’ said: sophomore
Joann Caradonna, She explained
that Welch ‘ad established a potiey
Under whieh any Kegs not tipped by
1 a.m., even if previously authori¢-
ed could not be used. **After 1, he
didn't want t
sho said, “#1 guess he fel
late, A lot of people were very mad

open a new keg,"

fl was too
about in!

He wa
policy, yer he claimed that he was

sing his own personal

his rights as a dorm diree
Said Ward

J confiscating any
ken from residents
Drinking Chased Downtown
According Lo Visbeck, the allot
ted aniouint of beer for 4 dormitory
party (iiree quarters of a full kew
for Piunian Hall's 25 residents)
Would last no more than 4S
cauibing students 10 travel
to downtown Albany bars
Weekdays, kegs Were totally. pro
hibited from the dormitory, he said
“There were a lot of 20 year old
uys living there,” said former Pitt
man resident Raymond Remy,
They don't want to hear that kind.
continued on page four

ininuite

iy a
Page’ Four

Alcohol Policy: Booze vs. Welch

continued from page three
of stuff.”

“Ic came to the point that every
time we would have a party, I'd be
driving everyone around," said
Visbeck. ‘*To me, that's not a very
smart alcohol policy when you're
putting drunk people on the road."”

Regulations Relaxed

During the last two semesters that
SUNYA students called Pittman
Hall home, enforcement of alcohol
regulations was relaxed somewhat.
“We usually found ways to bend
the rules," said sophomore Low
Peluso.

Some residents began bringing
kegs of beer into Pittman Hall
without prior solicitation of

Welch's approval. “One time he
asked ‘Is this a personal vendetta

against me that you got the keg??
said Visbeck. “1 said,
we got the keg w
hecause we don't have to

According to some former Pitt
howeser, il way

nan residents,
Welch who f
endettas against student.
“The
uley of the dorm was (0 pick out

red pervonal

casiest way 10 enfuree the

Fed us Hut because we

stigatars,’? admitted

Mike Weleis way only strict with

those whe consumed” the most

alcohol? said junior Kelly
Morgan. “1 riuink lis night be intr
Inging on the persun's sights, but 1
I why ne did.”
Students deseribed fall of
1979 ay the semester ih which Pitt

can under

tan Hall's aleuiiuil regulations wer

feast enforced, A Sormer Pittman,

evident, whe preter to remain

anonynious, cited:
Which residents collected funds 10
be used for purchasing ay many bot
Hes of liquor as possible, Tew bor
Hes, he said, were then linet up

front of Pittman'’s second foot
nien’s room, Where reyidents were

to "do shuts."

Su

as much a product of the facility’s
isolation as it was of student
alcohol abuse. There was ‘nothing
else to do,’ he said, “so we broke
things."* AS an example, he cited a
Pittman Christmas party at which a thre
clock was removed from a wall and
set afire, and one student "grabbed
a Menorah and started punching
‘out each of the pieces while he sang
‘Sifent Night'."”

Welch hesitantly admitted that
aleohol consumption ‘may
possibly be’” related to vandalism.
Much of the damage incurred 10
Pittman Hall was probably caused
by accidental and intentional
c said. ple re

According to Welch, some of the Welch
building's fisturey were broken, ment last night.
repaired, and broken again — all
in the same week. “We had
slobes over the light fixtures in the
he way

dent conduct

said Warden,
One stud

red!"

hallways," he said University alcotic
hey're broken iy by pla
ind Frisbee, We'd repair them and.

they'd be broken avait.”

ne ball tle i

ny former Pittman residents ple do?
agree with Weleh on thiy point
TP don't think tat vandalisnn

way a direct result af atleuhiol,”* said ple are got

Mogan. ‘Ir was just isolated it

cadents," them one way oF the other
Piriman way more sulnerable tno 1

vandalism than the campy iss! It was. like: living

Phe bathe

Mich 25, 1980!7

Albany Student Press
made of aluminum, not marble.
But the residence staff of Pittman
blamed everything on alcohol. They
blamed vandalism on alcohol."

One of Welch's primary methods
of dealing with alcohu
{ficulties was to
n disciplinary referral (tu the
office of SUNYA Dean for Student
Affairs Neil Brown)

“He claimed tu place students on
referral for alegholic abuse, even
when they were within their rights,"*

recalled an incident
involving alcohol-related disorderly
conduct, in which
Welch yelled “You're referre
you're double referred! You're tri

ay unavailable for conv
Policy Resully Minimal

Many former Pittman residents
feel that Welch's strict adhe

conerete terms
Ieahol policy iy supposed
tu stop vandalism, So what did pew
‘asked Visbeck
aut to the bars, get drunk,
Jestroy anything they want. IF peu
drink, they're going

lo drink. We're nut going to stop
I way to solve the problem."

s Were futher when you were eleven

COMMUNITY SERVICE

old,"? said another student. “We
weren't any guardian angels, but we
Were treated the wrong way

“1 think a lot of people resented
the alcohol policy because it made
us seem like we couldn't handle
responsibility,”” said junior Judy
Tierney. “After all, we are adults."*

“Welch had 21 and 22 year olds
in there, and they should be able to
handle things by theniselves,"* said
Remy, '*The difference between the
jon there and the supervi-
{on campus) is amazing. |
think he went a fittle overboard.""

“Mike Welch is really a nice
guy." added Mogan. “It was only
because he

Part Three of this series will uppear
after vacation,

Colonial Upset

continued from front page
SA Election Commissioner Ron

Joeph said the injunction was

issued “because Lafayette is con:
tending the petition shouldn't be
allowed.”

Lafayette said “the quotes from
the Commission's findings> were

taken out of contest and do not

ive students an aveur int of

the Committee's conclu:

“1 don't mind the recall,"” he

said, ‘#1 just want to make sure the

students understand this whole
thing is misrepresenting the Cym,
missioner’s report.’*

“This whole thing is politically
motivated,”” Lafayette added.
“Borkowski wanted my resignation
from the beginning, but couldn't
get it through Central C
Now his suitemate, Francomano ig
continuing his work to get me out
of office.””

Lafayette said he has 72 hours w
prepare a statement 1 p
the Supreme Court. He
court will then decide un a
date which will prob
sometime after vacation

Michele,
Happy

20th
Birthday

Love,
the ASP

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day at Melville Cemetery on Long,

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Aged 19, the SUNYA senior died
in her sleep Thursday night in her infection of the hea
Hudson Avenue ome from an ap: said the

Telethon Co-Chair Marlene

Michaelso

Bunn, a Business major, organiz-

ed many
for the tel

Michaelso
dedicated
Friday

Teresa Downey tried waking Bunn,
Who had been studying foran exam

the night

housemate Laur
discovered Bunn

Two ec
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although t
heart-relat
Albany

Marra said Bunn died of myocar-

Campus Mourns Student’s Death

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to Bunn, fection, she
at 9 a.m. housemate Caro

before,

According to cause of Bunn’s d
Murray, Downey
had died, results

pnflicting reports record “The autopsy findings showed not hu

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hey both confirm it wasa frozen section showed another, but

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Patricia “Trisha Bunn, former Marra added that the senior ap-
of Telethon ‘80's Gim- parently complained of chest pains

However, according 10 Director
of SUNYA Health Services Dr.
Janet Hood, Bunn died from a viral

f
Parent heart ailment, according to following a frozen section examina-

tion, performed by a doctor who,

d,

Hood added that a bacterial
d with anti
"She worked very biotics and that a myocardial
hard and got a Jot of fun out of it,” faretion can be fought with certain
n said. Telethon *80-was medication and bed rest. A viral in:
4, is untreatable,

Pathologist Dr
Daoud, who performed the gross
AuLopyy, has not yet determined the
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mary early

Hood said the tests did not

further examinations were n
The director said Bunn was
three time

She didn’t follow up. She
busy, into everything, a str
student, into Telethon,”
Hood,

Daoud said test results will
the heart problem sa
in February.
he just thought it was
burn, She took Dix

however, that while Di-gel

Fesponded to any treatment,
‘on the nature of the problem
Michaelson said Bunn had

of family problems, but she way

always in the best of spirits

from a terminal illness.

Te was such a waste bee
was a hard worker, and cared
Jot of things, She would ha
complished a Jot in her tit
Murray said,

continued from front pase
One CARP member said.
Soviet Union is using the a

will of America.”

Albany Student Press

in a person this age. Either finding
would be unusual,”* she added,
Bunn was X-rayed by the infir-
ruary after she com:
plained of chest pains. These tests
were inconélusive, said Murray.

, shortly after her first

, 10 come in for more testing,

el to take away
the pain," Murray said, Hood said,

Her, Bunh would not have

said Bunn's mother is suffering

Washington Hos

movement asan issue to weaken the

Press Threat

‘continued from page three

‘drafted by Pipe Dream which said

SA cannot impound funds on any
ke this SA-chartered group or publication,

Both will not be presented to the
election’commission.

As a result of the issue, a new
weekly, student-run paper has been
formed 10 oppose Pipe Dream's
editorial policy,

Binghamton President Clifford
D, Clark said the confiscation of
the papers violated the premises of
democracy, “SUNY Binghamton:
can only flourish where ideas are
permitted 10 flow freely and are
subjected to open riticism, not

reveal
ut that
ded
called

as very
she A suppression

‘sald Correction
In last weeks ASP it was reported
that the SUNYA JDL took part ina

deter

spre. tally. The group, was not the
Jewish Defense League but the

heart. Jewish Defense Corps. However,

they da adhere 100% to JDL prins
ciples and philosophy

would

Reagan Comes To
Based continued from front page
efficient
On energy, he places the blame
on goverment regulation on the

1a lot
Hood aise of coal and nuclear power, He
ation of oil pric
on the

called for de

fu get more slomestic «
use She market
about On international polities, he said,
ve de> “We're ny Tanger number one in
the world; we're number wo." He
vliined thal because we have

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reased military power the Rus-
siany have become “arrogant”,

As President he said “he would
Febuild our military, so no nation
Would dare raise hand against
us"?

There was no question and
answer period alter his brief speech,
but he stayed to shake hands and
answer a few questions from the

crowd for about 20 minutes

40,000 Anti-Drafters Saturday

an effort to keep out the pro-draft
demonstrator

A struggle ensued and the CARP.
members were eventually bodily
Femoved by Security. Capital Police
forced the prodrafters away from
the staye and from the Capital
lawn, No arrests were made.

Less than an four Inter, & group,
member was attacked by anti-draft
demonstrators while he was
ting pro-draft statements
thioush a megaphone. The in
dividual, identified as Herb Meyer,
was taken to a focal hospital and
reportedly incurred serious injuries.

Other pro-drafters were less
violent and verbal,

“1 am against the war — any
war. But we need the draft, Young
people should be required {0 give at
Teast two years in order 10 support
their country to keep it militarily
strong in the face of communist ag-
gression we are facing in this coun
jury," said a veteran Army offi

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If you are to
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Community Service
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before you register.

Interviews will
be conducted the
week of March 24
and an appoint
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Monday-Friday,
9:00-4:00

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United University Professions

(UUP) is sponsoring commercials in
an effort to increase enrollment and
Sustain a quality education at
SUNY campuses,

“For every individual there is an

affordable alternative...Be part of
the team that makes for a brighter
future," This is an example of the

advertisements now being broad:
cast in the Albany area

According to UUP Albany
Chapter President John Reilly,
UUP has plans to expand their cam:

allocated from UUP union dues to
finance the campaign which is the
first UUP effort to include broad:
cast media.

The UUP is not satisfied with the
administration's recruitment pro-
cess. “It's our university also, so
why shouldn't we help2"? explained
Reilly.

Reilly feels that an active recruit-
Ment process might “encourage
more people to try college and make
SUNY is available to all.""

“With active encouragement,
enrollment of qualified women and
minorities should increase,"” he ad-

‘Albany Student Press

Soe Page Boren,

time equivalency (FTE).

Snydeh said that the decline in
enrollment reflects the university's
problem of dealing with long-term
enrollment.

Opportunity to earn a bachelors Snyder noted that Buffalo State,
degree, 2 Stonybrook, and Brockport cam:

Reilly said that UUP has already puses have had “significant pro-
received a ‘satisfactory response’? blems'? with decreasing
and expects the commercial (0 aid enrollments.
in increasing enrollment, However, a spokesman for

Reilly feels that increased enroll- SUNY Central Adminstration
ment will produce a need for posi- reported an enrollment of 357,473
tions now being jeopardized by full-time and part-time students in
Governor Hugh Carey's proposed 1979. This was an increase of 9,112
budget cuts. over the 1978 enrollment figure,

Governor Carey has attempted to “It was the largest enrollment
Justify his proposed budget cuts by SUNY has ever had,’” he said.
citing a decline in enrollment Central Administration's master
throughout the entire university plan based on FTEs predicts an
system, enrollment of 165,727 for 1980-81,

Reilly feels the budget cuts are an “
indication that Governor Carey
does not fear public opinion oF the
growing Save SUNY campaign,

The AFL-CIO statewide has en-
dorsed the Save/SUNY campaign.
“Organized labor is the strongest
long range supporter of public
higher education,” Reilly said,

According to Reilly, there has
been recent public support for Saye
SUNY in the legislature,

Reilly said that UUP is working
together with SASU to set up a
public coalition for higher educa-
tion. “We are trying to organize
labor, civic, and religious groups,”
he said,

Reilly explained that there is a
certain amount of coordination bet-
ween UUP and SUNY administra-

Math Students Association

presents

Dr. Joseph Glover

Assistant Professor, Probability & Analysis
at Univ of Rochester

Topics
1) “Poilen to Protons: Browian
Motion & Newtonian Potential”
Il) Recruitment for Univ of Rochester
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et6., they will see the pointlessness of their in-
hing and I find myself sitting in the tunnel terests, where all that greed has gotten them.
Teading to the nuclear fallout shelter near They will ery and the worst of them will wish
campus pondering our future. This nuclear that they, tov, could have died an honorable
fallout shelter was designed to protect those death: protesting the war moves, tearing
Who manipulate our lives. Those that will down those special interests, refusing (o sup-
start the wars of final destruction have con- port the war, and then to be killed by that
structed massive underground facilities, so war, or by those whu paid to prevent you
that when their actions start wiping out the from accomplishing those goals, All they can
masses, they can ‘go underground,” literal- wish is to have become one af war's victims,
ly, and protect their lives. because no one can win a nuclear war, the
It is so foolish of them, Who would they real losers are they, those who own the homes
exploit if everyone died but the exploiters? on the Riviera. The lavish clothes, the
Don't they realize that the post-nuclear clays poratiois, power and money, it will all be
structure will be filled with cut throat c worthless, all negligible, when they come out
petitors with a ruthless desire for power and of the shelter with ten pounds of rice, a can
Money and the morals to stop at nothing, of beans, the clothes on their backs, and no
event a nuclear holocaust, t0 obtain them? way 1 get any more,
They are foolish to believe their own rhetu
that they can ‘win? a nuclear war. Even if ‘They will then realize why we resisted, why
the ‘shelters miraculousiy survived the at- we dissented, what we were warning them
tacks, how would they the about. They will cry for us, for we were the
radiated, de brave, the true patriots, for we were the ones
shall Plan maybe?! The world left to dem who should have had the power all along,
Would be of thelr own making. That iy why we must’ obtain that power, to
"wouldn't want to survive a nuclear war, prevent those men from erying, to continue
but I'd want those top decision makers 10 the Earth for the maximum benefit of sue
survive, Once they see the ruin and dgstruc- ty. For afterwards, all that will be tel
tlon they have caused, in the name of profits, those erying devision makers, who 1
markets, spheres of influence, Wrong decisions, time and time again,

It’s 1:30 a.m, on Saint Patrick's Day mor-

suression,

Quote-Unquote

To the Editor:

This letter concerns the solicitations which
took place on the Indian Quad dining room
line Wednesday night. 1 would like to say im-
mediately that | am not against the cause
itself, but the methods to gain the cause. The
solicitation read as follows: “*... Early
Saturday morning, Mr. Vance called Mr.
McHenry and told him to VOTE IN FAVOR
‘of the resolution as written . . ."*

When“. . .*" is used, itis meant to shorten
and not/alter the meaning of the phrase. The
Solicitation did, in fact, mislead the readers
wth this sentence because as the sentence goes
on to say, in the N.Y. Tinles — May Sth,

“... but to express the U.S. reservation
about a ‘on Israel to
dismantle-the existing settlements. . ."*

Without furnishing the quote on the
Solicitation, the meaning implied by the
J.D.L, is incorrect. The background of this
Organization and what I see for myself is that
they fight for a decent cause in an overly
violent manner

The cause may be justified, yes, but the
hon-kosher solutions are not acceptable. The
Neonle who signed this solicitation, obvious-
ly, do not care,

— Harold Jacobs

Are Equal Rights Really Equal?

With the continual rise of the Wonen's
Movement on campus, 1 any dismayed to Bur don't scoff at them, They really try so
H the methods of the super feminists hard. Their most recent aecony AINE t
fire actually scorned. Just because these forward the Women's maven nt thy
women accomplish nothing and are in no. display of buttons with tite ath io ie
way advancing the Wor Movement isno “Women Auutinst Nukes! 10, Gi ih Ai #8
fed Ww OMT ne Ht 1 these women ty is the Wom downtrodden, ane ib oe
would get credit for at least trying. They hecoming ridioactive. Hor ean cone fa Ht
pe 4 te ee cone roe admire the ility Pree aan
ese super feminists believe thi his eruustied u ti
raking conimition ov snus ee gan ca Waa 0h
tually going 10 make then, equal to men, OF
Sourse women are socially equal to mes

fine nan,

ie human rice

T conden the super feminist as she
but strangely enough, the super 1) Jishity uy @ ei PTs
Fefuye ty accept this, So just putup with their

frivolity

heeituse ste just doesn't
Feilize that by fighting for social equality for

jaemients They have w pofat when ttiey'say. face whe lie hols she denna
that Men don't have to shave theit lees bul aot doing anyth si
re still allowed 10 wear earrings, you know!
adly ghough, these pour sexless. be

for her is
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id eoonumie picture of wonien, She doesn't
Whe realize that sheds unknowingly causing the

ellve rat eyes t femtss, aetualy Women's Maveinent tu po baecore
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pits about tike banners proc UW Ht anh Matheny

‘emancipation for women from the shackles 7 NA

society" is going to put an end to harmful
tereutypes, Have mercy on then becitive
they. have lost sight of the fact that a truly
Squal Woman has enough

So they should
Hot be seorned, Just humor them — smile
Hently when they spout forth fur three hours
‘bout why they don't shave their leys, A

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mistaken being equal to a man with beeuin

Any serious

Off On A Tangent

To the Editor:
While reaching for an ASP this past Tues
day, I noticed a new piece of on-campus
reading material — namely, Tangent. Conse
quently, a large diserepaney arose out of
What 1 expected and what was actually cons
tained in this magaz
Pethaps 1 was taken in by the ove
Progressive-looking cover or the belief that
it was to be a journal of “ereatiy

* writing
Well, 1 was proved wrong on both accounts,
For what 1 thought would be an upbeat, in:
formative, and up-to-date magazine -surned
01 iely
Pro-feminist handout, Other” than the
editorial written by Terlanne Falcone, this
‘lierary" endeavor failed 10 contend with
the mai issues that affect us
How. Not that pro-feminist asticles should be
overlooked, but why the saturation of only
this type of expose? It even bordered on mor
bidity, with its rape statistics which can be

{© be nothing more than an extre

Seen or heard in any newspaper or newscast, 1

Was under the impression that 1 was going to

find creative prose, light articl

+ and perti
Hent editorials, not the harsh subjective opi
Hlony of a few biased writers. This collection
Of short stories and poems sounded just as

Hppressing as the discrimination they. were
describing (in the same vein, why not include
dissenting opinions?),

Whatever ‘tangent’ these

Writers haye gone

off on, 1 do not wish to follow, and une

doubtedly, it is no wonder
Terianne alcone js
“Editorin-Grief’

a 10 why
dubbed

— Debbie Seaman

Apathy Kills

To the Editor:

Last Wednesday night 1 attended the Cen
tral Council meeting to see what actions they
would take against the people who were in
volved in the S.A. election scandal, | felt hey
chose to take an action that had the end
result of being only a slap on the wrist. In
Proceedings, Central Council never really g.
to the issue of dealing with the accused, In
stead they put the ASP on trial by clulleng
ing 1ts legitimacy.

T went t the meeting thinking that S.A. i
4 government that is closer 10 me in terms of
ecessibility to its members than any other
government can be, but in reality is furth
away from me than any other ¥:
can bea
the meeting because it was the S.A. clique’s
‘own ball and ballgame, Central Counci) had
already set the rules and acted out the soles
the players themselves, They put on a 1
show for us.

It is (00 late in the year to put ar
tent pressure on the players to work within
their set of rules and come out with the righ
decision, They have played the game 1
wanted for too long, and it is too late for
them {0 change now. Maybe we ca
the players in the next election, but 1
know if we can change the game

AFTER ALL, WHO KILLED THE KEN
NEDYS?

IT WAS JUST YOU AND |

REMEMBER THAT APATHY
US ALL

far as morality. 1 felt out of place at

Hank i

Open-Nukeness

To the Edito
NYPIRG and Speakers Bureau «
commended for briny
nard Coh
Nuclear power views are not
NYPIRG, AL a time of excessive st
Yocationalism, it is refreshing 10
Students actively
issues, and doing su in the spirit

ing to the camy

4n eminent physicist wh

concerned with

ch for information
Unfortunately NYPIRG's openn
Hot extend to the ASP reporter who cv
the March 5 debate between Cohen and J
Ctr, Directly contrary to the ASP ver
Cohen did discuss nuclear waste disposal

did mention solar power (and vave 1
for dismissing it as a viable mean
senerating electricity in this century). 1
Who wish more information on nuclear w
disposal might look up-Cohen's articles in
June, 1977. Scientific American. and. |

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November, 1978 Commentary. Cohen
not assert that nuclear power is ‘safe'',
without qualification. He said that it was
safer than any alternative, and he even cited
‘studies by opponents of nuclear power to
prove this point, While Cohen did cite 1.8
cents per kilowatt hour as the current cost of
electricity generated by nuclear power, the
figure of 2.4 cents was for coal (not for oil as
the ASP reported). The cost of oil generated
clectricity is 4.5 cents per kilowatt hour, a
figure the ASP omitted.

Having garbled Cohen's arguments and
criticized him for avoiding topics that he did
discuss, the ASP credits **physicist'"’ John
Cutro with a “technical presentation of
scientific terms"’, Cutro's presentation was in
fact embarrassing even to his friends,
especially in the question and answer part of
the debate. The ASP correctly quotes Cutro
as saying that in 1970, there were six tests of
the emergency core cooling system, all of
which failed, Cohen’s answer, not reported
by the ASP, was that the 1970 tests would not
fairly be called failures, and that the system
has more than done its intended job in subse-
quent tests — including several in November,
1978, (Cutro seemed unaware of these subse-
quent tests), For a non-t account of
these tests see Samuel McCracken’ articles in
the June, 1979 and September, 1977 Com-
mentary

Sincerely yours,
Malcolm Sherman.
Department of Mathematics and Statistics

Quiet Too Long

To the Editor:

1 feel as a student of this University that 1
have been quiet for too long, It’s a long stan:
ding fact that many of the procedures of this
college are not made obvious to the students,
In particular, I'm concerned over the condi
tion of the Puerto Rican Studies Department

1 am absolutely disgusted with the ad:
ministration for the following reasons. I have
been a student in this department for the past
four years, taking classes with both Professor
Juan A, Silen and
Christensen. It goes without saying that Pro-
fessor Juan Angel Silen should not only be
feinstated as a professor, but also as

Professor Elia

chairperson,

I would like to know why the-administra:
tion felt it was appropriate for students to be
Without any professor for a month when Pro
fessor Christensen, was taken sick only to
teplace her with someone from Bilingual

Education, not even consulting another pro
fessor in the Puerto Rican Studies Depart
ment; second, why they felt it appropriate to
place Dr. Frank Pogue in as acting chairper
on, also not of the Puerto, Rican Studies

Department and third, recently Dean Snow,
Anthropology

who is a professor of the
Department-not Puerto Rican Studies. 1am
hot doubting Professor Elia Christensen’s il:

Iness, but it seems to me that if a professor is
taken ill it's only professional courtesy to
place someone else from the same depart

iment in charg

If anyone concludes that { am a militant
tudent, 1am not. Hf anyone thinks 1am
Puerto Rican and “sticking up for my own
kind,” 1'm not.

Tam a student of this university who is ex

tremely tired of seeing good professors leave,

land not always of their own choice
Sincerely,
Susan A. DeWitt

Injustice To Levy

To the Editor:

Asa person who has attended many Cen-
tral Council meetings this year, | feel the need
to write concerning one erroncous impression
left by the article concerning

debate

members,
Despite the ASP's otherwise excellent
of the recent scandal, I feel the ac

cover

overlooked,

Levy wer
» participants in

Council's}

bout the resignation of four of its

tions of one member, Council Chair Mike
5 and too-quickly

Unlike the other three members in ques
tion, Mr. Levy did state at the beginning of
the meeting that his inaction was wrong and
that he felta great deal of remorse for that in-
action during the whole incident,

Further, by asking for a vote of con:
fidence, Mr. Levy was the only officer to ace
tively ask Council for support and permission
to stay. I believe he said that he called for the
confidence vore wanting “people to tell me to
Stay with a positive yes, rather than losing a
Wole telling me to resign." This route is much
more courageous than the one chosen by Mr,
Weinstock, Mitchell, and Lafayette

By winning his vote of confidence 24-3,
Council proved their overwhelming support
of Mr, Levy.

To place Mike Levy among these other
three men in terms of their actions would be
aan ironic final injustice in sad story

Sincerely,
James MeCarthy

Thanks

To the Editor:
On behalf of the staff of Telethon '80, we
would like to express our appreciation to the
ASP and especially Debbie Kopf for helping
Us throughout the year
The ASP has gi
of our major events ay well as over $300)
Worth of free advertising
Support like yours has helped Telethon
become the great success it is
Can't wait ‘til Telethon ‘RI!

ciously given us coveray

Beth Sexer
Linda Fisehof
and the Staff of Telethon ‘80

The Fed Is Dead

editorial

We’ll Win This Yet

As the first signs of spring breeze in, stiles are markedly evident around the campus, at
least they seem more real, and this is nice. And, typical of all spring beginnings, minds tend to
race backwards into naive yet important pasts,

My mind was obsessed when it belonged to a skinny kid of ten. He played baseball every
day after school, without fail, and lived in a serene dreamworld, ’Cause he was Bobby
Murcer, a star center-fielder for the Yankees. And he worshipped him, day and night, both on
and off the field, They were one. Nobody could ever take that away from him. Not even four
big kids being blown to bits on some distant campus, Not even Daddy dying of cancer, And
certainly not some thoughts of girls, or wars, or drafts, or jobs, or education. They'd wait un-
til the mind matured, And then hit him with it, And I guess it's O.K, But did they have to take
Bobby Murcer in exchange? ‘

The U.S. was founded, and molded, and continues to grow due to her people speaking, and
Writing, uprising, and striking, Things are usually shaken enough "til they begin to work pro-
perly, And that’s the way it has to be,

So we bitch about corrupiness in our student government, and how they've gotten away
With it, About corrupt vending machines that continue (0 eat our money, and how they've
gotten away with it, About chains that bar the use of outdoor stairs when hardly a flake of
snow falls all winter, But students hopped over them anyway. They had classes to make, God
bless then), About packing students into buses like sardines; students who have turned into
savages as they push and elbow their way into the tin, About higher tuition and more cuts, i
closing in on all sides.

So We lobby, To cold and alvof legislators draped in fancy tweed suits, They tell us thay
polities and economics are tough games, And the blue jeaned kid walks off feeling shaftéd ani
wonders why these men are representing us, The suits, carpeted offices, false smiles; spreadiny
the alienation, It's a dangerous thought,

And a governor who few have ever seen or hea
judgments on the fate of education, His Budget Director c

to fight to keep them, How many of his children attend §
would his verdict be then?

And the governor tells one stude
if the kid wants to save SUNY he had better fight for it

O.K,, my humble leader, You have convinced me, I'm gonna skip classes on Wednesday
and In gonna fight you. You're not going to limit my education; 1 know too much already
And while Lm striking against you, Ull also skip classes to avoid seeing another SA-Funde:
poster, or a vending machine, or crawling onto another bus. And maybe I'll even eat ow
tomorrow so as not to be sickened by the smell of schuol food, or the sight of school van

igh throne pronouncin)
minimal, and threatei
they did, what

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ls the cu
JNY schools? And

that he fought in the Big War, the number two. And that

dalism,
I'm also going to play some baseball Wednesday ~

through that field again looking for my idol

To the Editor:
Our once powerful and mighty Federal
Reserve System is now on the brink of
disaster, The Fed, as it is widely known, is
‘our nation’s central banking system and has
sponsibility for all monetary policy

the

The Fed's member banks now number
5,450 but that number is rapidly shrinking. In
the past five years over 300 banks have ter

minated their memberships, Ay for the
future; it iy rumored that 600 more banks are
in the considering stage and if they leave
fe sure to. id follow

se for this severing of ti
Member banks are required to keep

mon
certain percentage of their deposits in cash
reserves when, during this time of inflation

and high interest rates, investments such as

treasury bills and money market certificates
would pay off in increased profits. Last May,

when one large bank withdrew its $9 million
in reserves from the system, profits increased
by $300,000.

Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Vokker
calls this trend ‘serious and insidious’ and is
¢ of legislation now in
Mandatory

pushing for p
Congress tha
Reserve Requirements for most financial in
stitutions (including those banks not a part of
the Federal Reserve System)

This legislation would, in effect, nullity the
ks now possess and.

edge that non-Fed bi
make it unprofitable not (o belong

Itis extremely important, even imperative,
that this legislation be passed without delay
as a Federal Reserve System without delay as
a Federal Reserve System without members is.
one without any power over the national
money supply, its prime responsibility — in

effect the Fed would be dead,

David W. Mantz.

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(518) 457.8892

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92825,
Simmer jobs — Residence camp in
Upstate NY, general and specialt)
‘counselors needed, Interested, call
Jesse al 455-6725.

‘tinted, brown
tch or ‘Campus
found, please call

Lost: Eyegli
frames, neal
Center. If
434-3991.

Cost: Silver cross, great sentimental
value. If found, please call 78085.

$15 reward + Long tan and blue
Scarf, tremendous sentimental
value, Call Vicki Gitro: days
436-0751) nights 434-0328.

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ly 2 1/2 to go!
y 2 112 te 90" Your Head Mojo

farion,
Words can't express how much
your friendship means to me: Hap:
by birthday!

Love, Lori

Te

Tean't bellove we are really hero at
Albany together, Could you. just
die? Though the places have chang:
‘ed, we have not. We are still eating,
drinking, sleeping, dancing
Taughing, and crying togetn

all, that’s: what

a

You're he greatest friend and roo
mata | could ask for! Happy birth:
fay,

Love always, Mindy
P a hoitible, horrible thing,

.
but we must join A/A. next week.
Fashion Sweatshirts for sale this
week In Campus Center. First qual
fy, Inexpensive, While they last.

Siudents: Earn over $300 weekly, 10
hours. work (total) at your conv
Nience, I'm on campus, Write for ap:
plication, Mike, Box 985, SUNYA,

Need someone that can type in
Spanish? Will discuss pay. Call
ria, weekdays, 9-4, 4896730,

ari

Services

Typing: Dissertations, theses,
shorter papers accepted, excellent
work” guaranteed, call. 463-1691
days, evenings before 9 pm,

flush typing Jobs done by legal
Seoretary, 6 yrs, experience, minor
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Passport Application Photos $5 for
{wo} $,50 each thereafter, Mon.
12:30-2:30, University Photo Service,
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Typing Service - 18M Selectric. Bar
bata Halo, 445-1875, days; 273.7218,
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ues, Thur

ForSale

$225, Fisher - 30 walt stereo
fecelver with 2 alr dyne speakers.
Call Gary at 273:3186 anyilme,

Housing

Two females needed to complete
4:bedroom apartment. Close to
busline. For info call Shari or Randi
at 7-8707,

Wanted: Ono female fo complete a:
S-bedroom apartment, modern ap:
pllances, very reasonable rent, on:
ustine, Call 436.9592,

Vanted: 3 bdrm. api. on busline,
all Chris of Karen at 7-5085,

Live off campus — walk to class!
Femalos needed to complete apart:
‘ment in convenient Western Ave.

Help! Help! One female in
desparate need of a room In apart:
ment for next year. Call immediate:
ly Evelyn at 7-8363,

8 rooms available for sublet this
summer, Hudson (corner Partridge),
Just across from Alumni, In+
torosted? Gall 7-882)

4-4 bedroom on busline corner N
Main, avail, June 1, furnished,
439-6295 avenings,

f'm a doctoral student looking for
apartmentmate to share beaullful 2
bedroom apt. starting June 1. Loca-
tlon: Wastvilie Apts., Guilderland, 1
and three quarters mi. trom SUNYA,
swimming pool, tennis, basketball
Call Bruce at 869.9388,

Rides

Buffalo - Niagara Falls riders
wanted, leaving Wed., 3-26, after:
hoon, call Howard after 6 p.m, at
482-3442,

Aide needed 10 Rockland County,
Thureday, 3:27, anytime (preforably
early), Pléaso call 482-2576,

< N
(Personals )

Michelle,
Thanx for being there when | need:
ad it most,

Love, Sharon

Resumes! Editing, IBM typing,
ually copies, ay student rates!
onvenient, offices, 434.6608
anytime, Don't delay,

Bormuda - Bormuda - Bermuda
Spring Vacation = 8 days and 7
fants; $269, Contact "Bryan at
airfare, ac:
‘comodatlons, and more.
Matt and z,
Thanks for he
bost birthda:

jing us celebrate the
ever!

Love, L. and C.
P.S, We never knew you took disco.
lessons,

Gomiunily Service Registration
Starts day after vacation, April 11,
C3 and 4,

Beneath the rainbow lies a pot of

old:
Aetixes With a priceless tag,
Jie, si"! In Metviia, on the second

lor, ‘
{Has been told many times she's a
Mag

The boys In the well, who dwell on

ving talked once or iwice,
Mi stand by her for a tow
more times,
}'guess. the tag's really nice,
Signed, One Alleged 'Turke

Get Into Popular Graffiti — The first

inlerast_mecting for this, new
feature magazine is tonjaht In LC 13

To Sue, a very special friend,
Hore's a wish for many smiles and
lols of laughter on your birthday,
and everyday.

Love,
Anita,

Congfatulations! We're proud of

* you; We knew you could do it!

Love, Avi and Sue

Roanne,

Hope you had a great 21st birthday,

Love. your old sultees, Donna and *
Lorl

Dear Debbie

Happy 20th birthday from all of us,

before some of us die (or are maim:

‘od and mutilated)

Love, Ellen, Melanie, Mary, Shari,
and Kathy

Dobbie and Robin,

If you have a really good (riend, you

have averyihing. But | have more, |

have two, Thank for everything
Love, Sharon

To Scott, Our dear roommate and
sultomate:
Congrats on getting RA, We're pro-
ud of you (for soma reason which
‘even we don't understand). "Didja
hear the one about the guy who
painted a face on his...”

Love, Gil, Ira, & Lazer

Cathy Anne Thibault!
You sang it {rom the heart
Hore’s {0 Tolathon '81 Kid!
Love
<The roomate of a star
Dobbie Beck, Debbie Beck,
Funny thing’about you having bir
thdays...Here's to coffee, Marlboro
lights, Molsons, and rad fobos with
sneakers (and of course, "shufies’”
In the morning), Party’ hearty on
four 20ih, but remember, always
feep Your pride Inside
Love, El, Mel, and Mary
P.S, We saw your mother at the Raat

She's celebrating: a iittle early,
(Funny thing) You'd better hurry.
Do you believe in freedom? Try 4

plus 2, the self-governing dorm! if
you haven't attended one of our
jousing meetings yet, but wish to
foln us In our never-ending battle for
truth, justice, and a fun dorm, come
to our housing meeting this Thurs-
day, 20th floor lounge, Indian
TaWor. Wa're worth the trip.

Unknown Indian,

6H,

Do'you know how difficult it Is to
put up “without! you? Those three
days were spent missing you. | like
having you back here with me
again. ,

u ae ei)
P.S, You're in trouble!

Got Into Popular Gralfitl — The first

Interest mooting for this new
feature magazine|s tonight in LC 13
at 8:30!

Community Service Registration
Starts day after vacation. April 6:11,
Lo 34,

Jorty and Caryn,
Congratulations on making RA. |
Know you'll bo grea

Zeta Pai 310

S Mei Fanal
Section 1, General Admission on
April 10 at the big Shea, See you
there,
Loyal Forever In Ten Eyck

Kar,
Through thick and thin we've surviv
‘ed this past year together. Here's »
Mousey, encore! encore!
choerleaaiiig, anu all our other an:
ties, Have a Super birthday,
Love always, the other Lyn

Announcement: Kick Araujo of Port
Jefferson Is in dire need of
Sgckroachos for his upcoming
"Summer Cockroach Festival". Cal
(516) 931.9474,
King Kong Fans

The Mad Plug-Puller is at large! She
may get you movie next. Only the
Shadow knows,

{t's Congratulations to the 100 club:

"a Machine!” Dulfy, Jackson

Calcado, Iceman Kerr, Lightweight

Brice, Firecracker Cohen, J. Baker
or

“Tom,
Congratulations! | do believe you

mado it, 1'll-always be there if you
foed..mucho lucko,
Love, The Bitch

Michelle,
I know I’m a strange roommate, but
then again, you're. a litte welrd,
Such Is life, Happy birthday,

Love, Andrea

To the Rowe,
Here's to. calligraphy, macrame,
brass railings, candies, and a wild
and crazy time! | may not have lost
it, but at least I've found a friend.
Thank you. (excuse me) Have a nice
vacation.

Love, The Dandelion
P.S, Yos this Is for you.

Caren, Bikr 304,

Hopefully there is response
somewhere on this page — If not,
I'll keep trying

The Unknown Indian

Dear Michael,
Yup, we made itl In case | forget,
Happy 21st, Now you're only one
year away!

Love you always, Simba

Dear Jane,
Happy teth birthday. Have a groat
time. Thanks for being such a great.
friend

Love, Donna and Sheri
S, How's your neck?

f.
Hi

P.S, Sorry about
oes Richard Gere turn you on? Or
maybe Bo Derek does? Tell your

best frlend today.

Suzy Q,
Break a leg, knock 'em dead, or just
sing up @ storm. Whatever You do,
You'll be great in Telethon, Here's to
8 fun weekend!

Love, Jane

Please make yoursel! known!

you Is that It wasn't sooner.

Steven

The only ra fats we have In meeting
at

Love, Sue and Avi

Got into Popular Grafitti — The first
Interest meoting for this, new
feature magazina Is tonight In LG 13
at 8:30!

My dearest sultees,
Ya.‘made my 18th birthday the best
It could've been. Thanks for all
jou've done for me. love you guy
Here's to. many. more. birthday
together.

Love you, Randi
7

Elise,
Being together at school has added
fo the list of amazing things we get
ourselves Into and out of, Thanx so
much for al he great simas. Have
Very special birthday and always

temember | love you.
Ellen

Chrissy,

Gongratulations on making RA. We

knew you can do it. We're sure your

dorm [s going to bewild with a weed
is.

that
RA that lBest of luck, Sister Sleoze

TYE send personals often
This ones for you. Sly, TAM,

birthday.

,E, and N) — How
100s iekson Brown song gO?
"Cocaine running through my

brain”
Your own Jewish Mother

Dear Randy,
An early birthday special! This
coupon redeemable for:

4) free back rub

2}!mouse gonna getcha’ game
9) ""\What's the story, morning glory’

Song.
Because you're extra special, you
may redeem al any time. Happy bir-
thday silly goose.

Love, Karilyn

Caurie Ke
Belated happy birthday. Hope you
have many happy returns of the
day.

Arthur

P.S, | told you the first day we would

be good friends.
MotFans!

2 weoks and 2 days till the big day

Loyal Forever in Ten Eyck

Caryn,
Tean't thank you enough for bein
such a wonderful and caring frien
Happy Birthday.

eres ¥ Love, Randi
To the JAP's of SUNYA,
Order your Guccl Bros, T-shirts

no

DearDavid, Re
‘Thanks so much for making my bir.
thday so special. I'm so glad we're

friends.
Love, Randl

Tomy Suilomates Ira and Larry, my,
friends Jerry and Steven, all fo my
other friends, and especially my
roommate, Al:
It's been said that good times mean
only ag much as the friends you
share them with, If that's the case
then being selected RA and OA
means) more to me than you can
aver know. Thanks for the support. |
ove you all

Youn{tiend, Scott Rothenburg

Terry,
Happy Birthday,
Our moms, alres, tastes, fun and
most of all lovel those are great
things: to. share between us.
Flemamber, | love you always.
: Carol

Cy
Thank you for your support and.
friendship, You're absolutely the
bestest — Wanna room again next.
year? ILY.

“Cannoll"’
P.S, Have a sooperitic vacation,
To all the people who showed up 3
months In advance to surprise me.
for my birthday —=— Yes, | was eur:
prised! Loved It!

Love, Les 'the smesi

Dear Sue,
it's 80 nice to have a roommate like
you. Happy birthday!

Love, Lestie

Dave 6,
Happy. anniversary, burnchick!
These eight: months’ have passed
{ike eight seconds filled with love
and happiness. Our relationshin
still remains fresh and we can look
forward to years of perpetual love,
bliss, and W.W.

Yours forever, Andrea
David Ax
You've caught my eye — when will |
catch yours?
Bernadette,
Congratulations, sister, you'll make
a great RA
(Proud) Brother

Molsone's Nite at WT's, $.65 bot:
tle

Chuckles,

How's It'goin’? Thanx for making
my life, hore at SUNYA better than
‘ever! Have a super birthday and.|'ll
seo ya at Tabard's

Rich
The’ personals are so boring this
week

Deborah Imperato and Debbie Loob,
Thanks. for everything. The. Im
perloebian theory really works!

To Deborah Imperato,

You are the most beautiful person |
have ever met. I'm not trying to
change you, | just want to be part of

you.
Ka
‘Sounds serious,

Faye, ;
No matter what the decision was
Vou are better than..... We know
that, now It is their time to realize
thelr mistake, Smile | love you.
MuB

Le Cercle Francais presents A Trip
to Montreal, Leaving April 18 and
feturning April 20. Total price - $45
Which includes roundtrip transpor-
tation and hotel accommodations,
Limited space is available, ror
feservations, contact Hal Olamond

Steven,
Never a dull moment — Thank
for being a part of my smile.
piness Is an_ unexpected
always welcomed) quest.

PS. Long live the Dead Tree
Dear Aurello,

‘The rose was beautiful, but it's your
{rlendship that means so much to
me. Thanks for making my birthday

ra
segpene Love, Randi

us

(but

GMO,

Holding you close

all through the night,

Seeing your face.

in the morning light.

Making you smile

with your eyes so small,

Hearlng your voice

in that “'m Coming" call

Being there next to you

wherever It may be,

makes me as happy

as | possibly could be.

It's now 18 months

that I've had the pleasure

of living inithe Love

that | so very much treasure.
Slompre,

Happy birthday.

Ron
Gat into Popular Graffiti — The first
Interast mocking for, this new
feature magazines tonight In LC 13.
at 8:30.

Trish,
49, nuh? Ya faggit. Happy Birthday
dulla

(Wii ye
Happy Birthday
Chuck

P.S, How's Steve?

Gymnast Glynn
Gets Thirteenth

continued from back pase

tumbling and uneven bar moves
which caused the prime starter
discomfort this winter

Albany State's Athletic Finance
Committee paid for Glynn's and
Duval-Spillane’s flight to and from
Georgia, With the extra time,
Glynn would have two days of prac
tice before the start of the games,
“This time was'necessary for her to
adjust 10 the different kind of
equipment,"” told Duyal-Spillane
Here at Albany's University Gym,
the team uses Nissen facilities, but
the apparatus at Georgia College
was manufactured by AMF. "In a
way, this was Elaine's nemesis,
stated her coach, as she told thar the
Shape and size of every brand of
equipment differs, Performing the
eagle routine, Glynn dropped, a
move as she caught the uneven
parallel bar improperly when com

ing off,
But Glynn was able to benefit in

‘other ways by exercising on a spring

floor, “a special, expensive padded
mat" which University Gym) does
not own,

Other gymnasts, Terry Michos
and Barbara Shaw, represented
Albany with the number one seeded
Glynn at the regionals held during
the weekend of March 8:9 in
Maryland, But only Glynn was able
to advance to the nationals,

And

she is the first gymnast
Duval-Spillane has coached to this
high position. The freshman will
help to bolster a young squad next
year, “We have no graduating
senlors,'” said Duval-Spillane, con:

templating future times better than
the 6-9 closing record this season,

(_ ciub News

Le Cercle Francaly mecting. BIO 248
Spanish Club Meeting Now Tuesd,

Thursday Mateh 27, 8:00

eae HU 25,

Out Club Nesting every Wednesday 7:30 uns in LOS

{ Miscellany ‘Again Sat, April 11
‘Hunanites Fi

J5Cllel SUNVA Composers honor “Jewin Male Moni aa

presentation of original musical pieces, con
by SUNYA faculty and students. Re

ied and performed
ption following, free adinls-

sion, Performing Arts Genter-Recital Hall. Wednesday, March 26.
‘Art Council Student Art Show Student artists submit work for
show. Musi be ready for hanging. April 12th a1 CC Ballroom from ‘mei

9am, to 1 p.m, Judged show 7-8087 oF 455.

Popular Graffil Interest Mesting 10 besin work on our first issue Patton Low

Albany Student Press

wiew

PAC — Coming soon Woody Allen's hilarious comedy Play It

12, 18, 19, 25,
mninittee
s On A Train” starring Robert Walkér, Farley Granger
G. Caroll, Wednesday, March 26th at 7:45 pans, LC 22,

‘ers as well as watch the awarding, Price: $3.50 for dinner plan
card holders, $8.00 for ath
03 for ticket informa

e/covektails, 6:00;

to be published in April, LC 13, Tuesday March 28th, 8:30 p.m, Tuesday, April 15th
Astronomy Clb Open Telescope Night The telescope will be open S44) Group. Kabbalah
to the general publicon Monday Apvil 14 starting at 8:00 on topof __Chanowitz, Wednesday night

the Earth Science Building. Rain date is Tuesday, April 15th, Kosher Kitchen,

(Page Eleven

1 Musle & Theatre UCB and Theatre Couneil present od April 11.
and 12 at 9:00 p.m: in Page Hall. The show opens’ with excerpts
from od’s rock opera spheres. The evenings feature is Sideshow, a
blend of rock, jazz,-electricon music which underscores character
action in eight illustrated stories, Tickets at: Justa-Song, PAC
Box Office and CBO,

SC Hillel Dissident Day The World Jewry Committee of JSC-
Hillel leads this demonstration against Russian oppression of
soviet dissidents. “Mother Russia, 1'D RATHER BE AN OR-

PHANI" In front of Campus Center, March 25th, 11:00 a.m, to
3:00 p.m.

( Sectual

26, and May 2, 3.
Presents: Alfred Hitchcock's

S.A. Awards for Excellence in Teaching and Advisement Ban
Members of the University Communit ah

Campus Crusade for Christ An hour of music, talk, and fun,
Come join ust CC 375, Thursday 7:30 to 8:30,

Hillel Passover Model Seder Chavurah (our Liberal religious
kroup) brings you this event, Campus Cen) +r356, Tuesday, March
25th at 6:30 p.m,

Albany Evangelical Christians (AEC) meet Friday nights at 7:00 in
CC 375. Come fellowship, worstiip and pray with ust

To the University Community:

may meet the award win-

s. Please contact Steve Robins at aS
servations,
airvon Room/dinner, 7:18,

Jewish Mysticism with Rabbi
AX 8:00 in Dutch Quad Cafeteria,

Signum Laudis

Scholastic Honor Society

please notify us.

Call Steven C. Cohn-President
482-0781 or

Dr. Robert Lanni
457-8334

Faculty Advisor

QUALIFICATIONS
1. Junior standing with less than 88 graduating credits
50 A-E credits taken at SUNYA
3. top 4 percent of the Junior class

Any Junior who feels that they meet the qualifications
and would like to gain admittance into Signum Laudis,

Have a festive holiday!

Men’s Intramurals

Softball officials are needed
to umpire both medium and
slow pitch games.

Anyone interested should
sign up in CC-130,

SA FUNDED

ASUBA
has buses for the
EASTER BREAK!!!

oS

ASUBA | |?
Nas

©
Leaving Fri 28, at 3:00pm

from the circle.

(NYC) Mon at 11am

Price of buses is $20 roundtrip.

Tickets being sold from
ASUBA office & Contact office

Leaving from Port Authority

“@ttention!”’

WE need writers, photographers, and
people willing to get inbolbed in all facets of

Magazine production for a new campus
publication entitled
CEPOLGR CROFFITL

There twill be an interest meeting on Cuesdap

_ March 25 in LE 13 at 8:30 pm,
(dor info. call John 438-1854, Gary 457-5284,

ae Mitch 457-5190

So Come One, Come All.

SUNYA NIGHT AT SUTTERS

WED 26 March 1980 9PM-2AM

COME CELEBRATE SPRI

ered by

é Sponsered by
Ye 1980 Spring Pledge Class of Delta Siema Pi

Pre-Health Professionals’
RAFFLE

and pencil sale

PRIZES donated by:
The Turf Inn
Parc V Restaurant
Northway Cinema
Red Lobster

Sub-let up to eight rooms
al in a house 50
feet from the
Alumni bus-stop

Call 457-8806 or 457-8821

OTHER PRIZES:
$Money$
Midland Records gift certificate
4 ft. hand crafted mirror

Op There Life After SUNY?

Middle Earth is forming a group focusing on

* Maintaining relationships after
leaving SUNY

* Saying good-bye
+ What do | do with my life from here?

50 cents for 1 chance and pencil

$1 for 3 chances and 3 pencils

CALL NOW!!!

The drawing
NIGHT, 3-26

is TOMORROW

Paul-7-8737

Group begins Tues April 15th at 8:00 Estelle-7-5200

Group size is limited

Call Middle Earth at 457-7800
for more information

All proceeds to Pre-Health Professionals SA Pande

7 aR Aa

nanan

SEEN

~ Attention:
Seniors and Faculty

must be ordered no later than

Friday, March 28th

Before you leave for vacation

(thru the Follett Bookstore)

After this date the caps and gowns cannot be ordered
through Folle¢¢

March 25. 1980

ASPects on Tuesday)

G2x" Cohan once wrote that his
Giiheeey cf ponte playwring” was te

“first, think of something to say, then say it in
the way the theater-goer wants to hear it said.”
Following this formula in the early 1900's
brought Cohan tremendous success as an
‘American playwright, and upon witnessing the
Capitol Repertory Company's production of
Cohan’s “The Tavern,” it appears that his

theory still applies today.
Al Baca

“The Tavern” 1s @ lighthearted comedy
which takes place on a stormy night as a
nameless philosophical vagabond takes refuge
if a country tavern near the state capital. Dur

J, Hume and Sofia Landon are

ing the course of the evening, the romantic
drifter takes pleasure in directing the antics of
his fellow orphans of the storm and capturing
the hearts of all present. Included in this
ensemble of assorted characters is Freeman,
the tavern-keeper; his son Zach; Governor
Lamson and his wife; their daughter Virginia:
and her fiance Tom Allen.

The Vagabond, a role originally created by
Cohan as a vehicle for his own acting abilities,
is the nucleus of the play. All the action
centers around this character who, if por-
trayed successfully, will single-handedly cap:
ture audience affection. Such was the case on
Saturday afternoon when Michael J. Hume, a
veteran off-Broadway and community theater
performer, artfully charmed his way through

the Vagabond and Virginia in Capital

Bewetony Company's production of George M. Cohan's “The Tavern,”

nie Birbiglia and Doug Jacobs took a
whole year to promote break-even con
certs at the Madison Theater. “It wasn't pro:

fitable,” says Vinnie in.a recent
J.B, Scott's nightclub, “But we did it tc
establish our credibility.” That credibilit

now paying off for J.B. Scott's in
nie, Doug, and Bill Adams are partners. Doug
Productions.

2 organization which concen

and Vinnie also own J.B, Sec
it

prom
trates on the Capital District

William Goodfriend

has helped the /
atket and aid

hows are not being performe
being set up for the next «

Phone is constantly ring

moters and simply
queries, On this particular evening, the stage
has been added to and made to protrude an

into the audience. In addition to.

agents or

extra five fe
that enlargement, the group coming in, The
Jam, Is using an unusually large crew to set up

uncommonly powerful speakers for a club of
at high

such size. The speakers are testec
Volume and my bones vibrate to the pu

sound of Pink Floyd's, The Wall. For

time, my conversation with Vinnie nears that
of a screaming match

Vinnie was at first @ part-time salesman at
Alexander's in New York at the age of 18.
From there he eventually became assistant
and then buyer of records for their 58th
Manhattan store
arriving in Albany, Vinnie worked as
Manager for T Music’s

and it was then that he

nsworld

night, “saw Fleetwood M

and 1th
ble, personally. Yet, they had that commercial
that drew people to see them, I's a
ation,” he reflects.

The 33 year old entrepreneur explains the
promotions process and its effects. According
to him, if a group has a “real heavy manage:
ment company,” then large scale promotional
campaigns will occur. For instance the com
pany which manages Cheap Trick also
handles Off-Broadway. “Now whether Off
Broadway is good js really irrelevant. Their
agent, A.T.1,, puts "x amount of pressure on.
promoters. You have to take the known
groups along with the major groups:

Apart from that kind of arrangement with

sught they were tert

On 2 ?

Thursda

UCB 66 99
ELD od

Buea Hall Sideshow

April 11 and 12,
9:00 p.m.

Tix at Just-A-Song
and SUNYA box office

Ӵempest in The Tavern |

ithe role at the Empire State Theater-with a

mixture of humor, wit, and energy. His |
familiarity with the character stems from his
portrayal of the Vagabond in the 1977 Lex-
ington Conservatory Theater production of
“The Tavern,’

It would be an injustice, though, to single
out one actor as the backbone of the play, for
this production was a perfect integration of ac-
ting, direction, and set design, Court Miller,
who played Freeman in the 1977 production, ,
returned to the role of the quick-tempered in-
nkeeper with renewed vigor and. vitality. ,
Lawrence C, Lott brought with him an air of |
aristocratic respectability as Governor Lam-
son, and Sophia Landon, known to many as

ane Ballard on the CBS soap opera “The
Guiding, Light,”
Vivacious and flirtatious daughter Virginia
Stephen Misber’s portrayal of Tom Allen con-
veyed the snobbish, pseudo-intellectual per
sonality of the character
Director Peter Clough kept the action at a
frantic pace, with characters continually
dashing about the stage at a speed which was
Not so fast as to confuse the audience, but fast
‘enough to bring excitement to the stage. This
was the appropriate method of direction for
this play since the only character development
was in the Vagabond. The remainder of the
‘emphasis was placed on his interactions with
the other necessary,
there of the
Vagabond in a way which reflected his free

characters, It was

to stage the movement
spirited personality, Clough accomplished this
task with a mixture of a light-footed prancing,
dancing and jumping.

Set designer Robert McBroom added to the
overall impact of the play by creating the in
{erlor of @ rustic country tavern, His difficulty

~ All About Vin

agencies, “Record companies will put ‘x’
amount of money into an act based upon what
they feel that act is going to produce.” If the
whole budget allotted to the band is not used
studio, the remainde

up in the recording
a national

might then be channeled towards
tour. Tour buses cost about $600 per week

After a recent performance by the Good

Rats, I spoke with quitarist Mickey Marchello

When asked what sort of promotions they are

formall J jn, he said, simply, “Zip

Marchel that the group’s fans promot
i adds, “The ¢ have proven

| ns.” Th showcasing

he Be i ) ik Cit

for albu comes out in
1 Vinnie puts equal emphasis on listeners
as he does on promotions in deciding a
group's success. “We have died with many a

good group here,” he remembers, The
youthful and energetic promoter feels that this

;ny's only large progressive
WQBK, which has a limited
Record companies have not felt
jable market as far as putting

is bec
rock. station,

listenership
that Albany |
in a lot of dollars, be

New York and Boston
‘We're now proving that Albany is a

market. For example," he points out, “look
what we did last week with the Specials. We
drew 600 people with only QBK playing the
record.”

One group that needs litle promotion Is the
Kinks, who've been denying all interview re
quests during their current tour, Says Vinnie,
“It's the mystique. To kegp the mystique up,
that’s the botiom line. Maybe’ ther
something going on and they don't want

so close to

anybody to know:

J.B. Scott's isa key de.
s with group
you're dealing

a point if arrang:
that play the area
direcily with the

management of a group and you've dealt with

them before, they take your word on things."
‘And Vinnie's word Is that interviews can only
help to promote a show and a group. Yet, he
adds, many groups avoid doing interviews,

‘because they hear the same questions asked
of them and that’s another reason why a lot of

was very credible as his |George M, Cohan (left) in a scene|

from the original production _|
Was in designing a tavern with enough floor
space to accomodate Clough's staging, bul
which did not appear empty when activity was
minimal, He overcame this problem by the use|
of three levels — a main floor, a stairway, and
2 second-floor hallway. His depiction of al
storm was also very effective. A combination|
of simulated lightning and thunder with a gust}
‘of wind which hurtled the actors across the
stage whe ‘opened|
provided the ingredients for a very believable
storm

Credible
creative

ar the tavern door we

acting, skilful direction, and
design made this production of
“The Tavern’ a successful one. Judging from
the reaction of the audience, Cohan's theory
of playwriting hasn't weathered much, since
the Capital Repertory Company's production
Invited the enthusiastic audience
response that Cohan’s original production
elicited In the early 1900's,

groups refuse to do Interviews."
tly, Vinnie and Doug have each been}

trying to acquire the position of manager of
the Palace Theatre, which Is owned by the Ci:

ty of Albany, A woman in her 60's now
manages the place, but Vinnie feels that hi
experience would be more useful to the
theater. He will probably not get the position]

because of a residence technicality, but he
relates his experience in the field of classical
music A buyer for Brentano's, Vinnie started
the posh 30 bookstore chain in purchasing
their New York, Boston}

He belleves that this

a gives him the musical
back handling the ballets, opera:
According to Vinnie, Doug Jacobs! musica}
past has helped to make J.B 's a comfortable|
place to both watch and to perform a show.
Jacobs was a musician with the now defuncy

band Whitney Sunday. The band had an|
album out on MCA and a couple of singles

recorded on Capitol Records, “Doug knew)

how he was treated on the road. \
to build J.B, Scott's with the musielan in
and with the customer in mind,” Vinnie told}

A significant amount of mon nade by
selling drinks. But, says Vinnie, "we're not in
the habit of telling people who are sitting in the}
front row that if they don't buy drinks they'l
have to move their seats." If people aren't
drinking, ticket prices will necessarily increase
ninimums will have to be used, which Vin-
nie oppc

Ticket prices are the Catch
promoting. “People complain that the pr
too low, and that therefore, the group can't be
that good,” he muses, On the other hand,
when you charge $9.75 to see Foghat, "they
don't realize that the tax as well as the handl,
ing charge is included in the price of the|
ticket,"

In addition, Vinnie believes that student
‘organized concerts Increase the market price
for per his is due to the fact that con
cert boards are not out to make money and|
can afford to pay the performer a litle extra,
while just breaking even or taking a slight loss|
on the event
edibility,”

of concert
e Is

he adds, “that's the bottom|

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Albany Student Press

Page Fourteen_

11-4 Spikers Roll To Two Victories

by Paul Schwartz

The victories weren't especially
surprising to Albany - volleyball
couch Ted Earl, but the manner in
Which the Danes disposed of their
two opponents on Saturday was not
expected by Albany's coach.
Traveling to Nyack, Albany took
care “of Rochester in just three
games, winning 15-8, 15-13, 15-3,
and had even less difficulty with
Nyack, as the Danes overwhelmed
the home team,.15-5, 15-5, 15-1.

“Yes, I'm surprised at the ease
which we did win,” said, Earl, “We
‘were never heavily contested — the
matches, were never seemingly in
doubr."”

The victory over Rochester was
crucial for Albany. It was a coi
ference game, and it kept the
Danes’ record in the conference
unblemished at 2.0, and helped
keep pace with Cornell (1-0),
Rochester dropped to 1-2.in con:
ference play,

In their convincing decision,
Albany stuck with a stratexy that
kept Rochester off balance
Although they are an extremely
large team physically, Rochester
‘was also a slow team, and the Danes
ised that fact to their advantage.
‘We were dunking the ball, and us-
ing a lot off speed shots," explained
Earl, ‘They couldn't cover their
backcourt. And offensively, they
fre not a very strong passing team,

Interest Meetings
For

s0 we served to pedple — we forced
their offensive pattern where we
could key our defense."* -

‘The gameplan seemed to work to
perfection, as the Danes rolled over
Rochester in the first game, and
continued their dominance in the
second, coasting to a 13-5 lead. But
Albany suddenly let down, and with
Rochester's Ron Kasi serving eight
straight points, Rochester came
back to even the score, 13-13,

“We got to thirteen, and then all
of a sudden we decided the game
was over," Earl said, ‘I guess we
thought we had it won.'?

After a time out and two side
outs, Albany gained possession,
and “proceeded to put them
away,"” according to Earl, In the
third game, Rob Harrington went
back to serve with the score
deadlocked at 3-3, With Harrington
serving, Albany lined up with their
biggest front line — Gary Becker,
Devon Lockley, and Fred Askham
nd the alignment yielded ex-
cellent results for the Danes, as they
reeled off 10 consecutive points,
and soon after defeated Rochester.

Albany will face Rochester again
this season — this Saturday, in’an
important triangular match with
Cornell in Rochester, Despite their
decisive victory last Saturday, Earl
insists that Rochester will be a
challenge when the two teams meet
again,

n very reticent to discount
Rochester," said Earl, “They we
playing without two starters — their
best hitter and their best’setter, It

seems like they’re setting a trap for
lis. They are a totally different team
With those two ballplayers, and we
can't take them lightly. We have to
be on our guard.

Nyack was another team depleted
because of injuries, as their first
string center did not suit up against
Albany due to an injury. Nyack
also faced the Danes after defeating
Rochester in a grueling four-game
mateh, and that could have taken
something out of their attack, as
Albany jumped to an early lead and
never faltered, After allowing
Nyack just five points in the first
two games, Albany roared to a 9-0
lead in the third game, and wound
Up shellacking Nyack, 15-1,

The scores were deceiving,"
noted Earl, “In reality, ‘Nyack
could never put two good plays
together, They were getting side
‘outs, but they weren't scoring
points.”

The lopsided scores allowed Earl
to substitute freely, giving his bench
a good deal of playing time, Earl
cited Don Klinski, Greg Ferro,
Steve Beck, and Tom Leahy as key
performers off the bench, and they
helped Albany hold Nyack to a
single point in the third game, a
game “where we could not do
anything wrong," according 0
Earl,

“It was a good opportunity to,
use more guys," continued Earl,
“But it wasn't a throwaway. The
guys came in and played as well as
the guys who normally start. They

Women’s Teams. Danes Solid Despite Losses

The Albany State Athletic
Department is trying 10 assess stu-
dent interest and ability in the
following athletic areas

1, Women's bowling

2, Women's field hockey

3. Women's badminton

These three activities placed
highest in a survey of interest,
There will be the following interest

meetings in Room 209, off the
dance studio, in the gym?

SPOR’ ROOM.
Bowling 209
Field Hockey 3/25 7:30 209
Badminton 3/25 8:00 209

continued from page fifteen

win the SUNYAGs, and they believ-
ed in themselves and went out and
won it” Albany has won that
tourney three of the last six years,

Most Sports teams have a leader;
someone who pulls everyone
together either by his attitude, per-
formance, or béth, This year's edi-
tion of Albany's netmen is no dif-
ferent,

“Linett is a steadying. influence
on the team,’ said Lewis of the
captain, Whose personal goal is to
qualify for the NCAA Champion-
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‘The Danes and their 11-4 overall
record next face the Merchant
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they are not div nn shes, Earl
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With two outstanding players. The
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They play the same type of offense
as Cornell — a low set and a quick
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Albany Student Press

Page Fifteen

Depth A Problem, But Dane Netmen Still Solid -

by Bob Bellafiore

‘They won the SUNYAC i the
fall, but two of their top six players
are gone from that team. Depth, or
lack of it, seems to be the biggest
problem Tor head coach Bob Lewis
and the Albany State men’s tennis
team as they enter the 1980 Spring
season.

Despite losing the fall season's
number four singles player (Fred
Gaber) and number six player Der-
rick Rubin, the Danes still have the
nucleus of the fall squad. Not much
else has changed, and that means
that senior captain Larry Linett and
freshman sensation Barry Levine
are battling neck-and-neck for the
number one singles spot, which
Levine claimed in the fallby virtue
of a challenge match victory over
Linett.

#1 think one and two isa definite
toss-up," said Lewis, “Linett is
playing better than he did in the
fall.'* Lewis made note of the fierce
rivalry between the two and that the
competition for that position goes
beyond them, “I think it'll be very
competitive,” commented Lewis,
“Linett is aiming to get the number
‘one spot, And you can't count out
Lawrence Eichen (freshman,
number three singles player), He's
been Playing well this season, and
he'll have every opportunity to
challenge for those positions,’”
Lewis continued. ‘1 wouldn't be
surprised if Linett plays number
one this spring, although I'm sure
Levine will have something to say
about that"?

But the coach emphasized the
act that Eichen is not far behind.
He's got a lot of tennis ability,”
said Linett of Eichen. ‘On any
day, one, two, and three are

giver
preity close.

After them, though, Linett ad
is a drop in talent

‘mits that the
Losing Gaber (undefeated in the

fall) “hurt our depth,'” according
to Lewis. ‘We're yery strong at
‘one, two, and three, but four, five,
and six are wide open,' Lewis
revealed,

Vying for those three positions
are freshman Daye Lerner
(SUNYAC champ at number five
last. fall), sophomores Randy
Young and Andy Diamond, and

TOP THREE:

Levine — “‘A very steady player.
He's got good ground strokes, but
needs to improve his serve,” *

Linett — “Steady. His weakness
is his net game. But he's a steady
player and a very intense player,"*

Eichen — “A very aggressive
Player, Excellent backhand, He
needs to work on consistency. He

Lautilliard — “They all need con-
sistency to move up,

“If we can solidify the bottom of
our ladder, which is a little chaotic
right now, then ivll be a lot more
ordered and we can go into our
matehes confident,” said Linett,

One area that may be of concern,
for Lewis is in doubles, Linett and
Levine area solid top combination

Freshman Burry Levine (left) and senior Larry Linett (right) will be battling for th

number one singles

spot in & forthcoming challenge match, The netnen'y season opens April 9. (Photos: UPS).

Judd Hollander and Kevin
Laurilliard, and senior Dave.
Avergun, Lewis feels that Lerner
has an edpe due (0 his experience,
but also noted that Laurilliard has,

been ‘a pleasant surprise this spr
in

Here’s a rundown on the squad,
their approximate rankings, and.

how Lewis sees each of them:

tries to go for the big shot too,

Lerner — “Fine ground strokes:
He needs to work more on his net
ame."

Young — "Needs to be mote ay:
gressive. The net game is probably
his bigest weakness.!"

Dianonh, Avergun,

Hollander,

but affer that, it's a jumblé without
Gaber and Rubin (who teamed with
Eichen and Lerner, respectively),
“Our doubles teams will have to be
revamped, and 1 think that some of
‘our players will have to pet used to
euch other,” Lewis statgd of his
new doubles pairings which, except
for the top team, haven't been
decided on yet. Lewis pointed out

doubles matches are crucial in win-
ning meets, v

‘Also a problem for the Danes will
be the schedules, After the opener
‘on April 9 against Hartwick, the
Hetmen must face tonsnotch com
petition in Concordia (a school with
highly regarded: scholarship
athletes), West Point and Colgate
are Slated for dual-meets with
Albany, and Lewis considers those
{Wo squads among the best in the
east,

“Based on the strength of our
spring schedule, 1 am hopeful that
We can come out of it with a bettern
than .500 record," said Lewis
(who's never had a losing season as
coach). He continued, ‘My
philosophy is to get ts tough a
schedule as possible, making better
players, and helping us to do better
ur league play," That includes:
the SUNY Center Tournament with
Buffalo and Binghaniton, which
Albiny has won the last two years

Linett considers this season “a
building year” due to the number
of fieshman on the team, but
figures that, as the season pro-
gresses, they'll get better, “Every
match they play, they gain ex.
perience," he said, “The freshmen
¢ come through in the pasts |
don't seg why there should be
anything different this spring.”

Lewis, who is in his ninth full
year of coaching/and was sidelined
in the fall by a back operation, is
pleased with the outlook and spirit
of the Danes, "I like the attitude of
he team, They're young, eager,
and cooperative, They're a close
knit group, well spirited, and they
Hike to play tennis!” said Lewis,
“Winning the SUNYACS (which
‘are only held in the fall) was a bik
surprise 10 me, I knew we'd be com
petitive, They were determined to

continued on page fourteen

Men’s Track Squad Hopes To “Rattle Some Cages”

by Harold Diamond

Spring might hold some surprises
for the Albany State men’s track
team. This year’s team seems to be
better than last years, despite a few
problems

Last year’s team won seven meets
While only losing two, Al Bennett,
Bob Proulx, John Little and Ed
Von Bevern are gone from that
cam. These four had been the top
point gainers

Their replacement is virtually im
possible, However, the nucleus of
Bill Mathis, Scott James and Bruce
Shapiro should fill the gap, Each of
them is so versatile that Albany
men's track coach Bob Munsey
plans to alternate the three of thei
in the 800, 1500, and 3000 meter
races,

Albany is in a division with
Fredonia, Cortland, Brockport,
Plattsburgh, Buffalo, Binghamton
and Oswego, Albany will most like:
ly place third, behind Fredonia and
Cortland, However, Munsey. feels
“Our team will rattle some cages
We ought to be stronger overall
than last season. Freshman Mitchell
Harvard should dominate in the in
termediate high hurdles since he
was quite good in high school,
Several men from the football team
have been recruited for the shot,
discus, javelin and the hammer,
Munsey said,

One of the problenis that faced
the Indoor track team was that all
Meets were on the road. This pro:
blem continues into the outdoor
season as only one meet is schedul
ed at home, This might produce a
lack of fan support which would

ot help the team's morale.
It's the hope of the team that the
location of the RP} meet will be

Their cinder track usually

changed,
is unsuitable for use in early April
It will probably be too hard duc to
the ice,

Freshman John
make up the poin
many away meets, He had been one
of the top three runners on the
Junior Varsity team, Yel he was in
jured and was unable to compete in
indoor track. Cordi nursed
himself back to health and is ready
to contribute to the team, He will
run the steeplechase along with
James.

The

Cordi might
Jost by having

has

se will be the

steeplee
“baptism of fire
sopliomore, He hay never un the
event, yet his first steeplechase run
will be the first running event of the
first mee

Munsey thinks James can handle
the tough course, ‘There are four
hurdles and a water jump which
would scare most runners,
Munsey said. "But
slender, and narrow hipped which
him the lightning speed
y for this event

Junior Bill Cordon
jumping crew along
Sophomore Tim Gunther. Cordon
is looking forward to the upcoming
‘Outdoor surfaces are a lot
said Cordon.

for Janies, a

Jamey is

give
nece:

heads the
with

season:

ig. Also, the track is a much
for training

ter sprit
better
than the tun}
The performers t0 watch for in
according 1 Munsey,

h event,

are: Howard Williams — 100 and,
200 meter, Tony Ferretti — 800
meter, Mike Sayers — 5,000 and
10,000 meters, Bob. Passidomo.
intermediate high hurdles, Paul
Hichelberhicr — pole vault, Mike
Scully — discus, Alan Boxser
hammer Avery Gradian
javelin

Outdoor track, unlike indoor, is

Stickmen Thinking

cantinued fram back pane
also coming off a promising pre:
Wi transfer
and Dave

Season are Warre!
from Wilkes College,
Faust, a freshman

The new attackman will be trying
to ease the loss of one of last year's.
best players, Dave Benedetto, who
transferred 1 Cortland and will
meet the Danes when the two teams
Albany on April 15.
Benedetto” way Albany's second
leading scorer last year, with 20
goals and 18 assists

Moving to the midfield reveals
the core of experience that Motta
will be looking to t spark the
young team. The first fine will again
sec four year veteran Rich Heimerle
starting, a key asset to the team, the
ground ball leader for the Danes for
the last two years, and a member of
the AIl- SUNYAC team last year

Rich is a real solid lacrosse
player,"" said Motta. ‘*A real solid
player."”

Asked about the team's prospects
for the coming season, Heimerle
said, ‘We're young and

affiliated withthe NCAA, Willi
made if to the nationals hist savor
in Cleveland, but failed 10 advanee
past the trials by a hundredth of
econd, Willlamy wants a second
chance and he appears 10 be ready
for the upcoming seayon
Anoilict ni

Mathis. He is a senior whe wants ty
ont high note,

funner i

finish his cw
Mathis is only couple of seconds

Succes

showing signs of Cowell Marta’s
reesultment, There's a lot uf depth
and a real yood defense,’

With Heimerle on th
midfield is junior Mike Slocun
two year veteran looking for his
third good scayon, Motta seems
Very satisfied with thee two offen
sive midfielders, and terms the
both “very fine lacrosse players."

Also returning to the midfield iy
senior Ken Gorman, a four yes
varsity player who hurt his knee in,
the pre-season, anu according 10
Motta is “coming back slow," and
Sophomore Glen Magrane, a solid
defensive midfielder

Other ‘middies’ include Henry
Clark, up from the JV and playing
his second year at the game with a
good preseasun, and a newcomer
to the midfield, Tom Pratt, JV
football's starting quarterback,
who broke his wrist during the pr
season,

Right now though, the team is
looking forward to the holiday
break. On Friday, when Alban
State's vacation begins, the Danes
will be heading south to North

offen

away for the 3:54 NCAA qualifying
time in the 1500,

Muriey is especially looking for
Ward 10 the opening meet. His nest
Wit will give hiny 100 victories in iy
‘outdoor trick coaching career, This
could be a shoe-in, since Hartwick,
the team Albany his to beat, Hasn't
defeated Albany in 10 consecutive
nicely,

8 With Improved Defense

Carolia for some hiead to head pre-
season competition with some OF
the state's college tacrosse teams,
including North Carolina State and
Duke University.

Said Midfielder Heimerle of the
trip, “il be pood to have a field to
practice on twice a: day, 10 got
some full field work in, The team’s.
pretty spread out, a lot of all class
years, and this trip should help
everybody to get.to know each
other bette

After the vacation, the Danes will
be geared up for their second home
game, against R.P.1. on April 9 at
:00, and then they'll be on the road
first SUNYAC game at
Potsdam, on April 12,

Since the schedule is just about
the same as last year’s the Danes
haye @ pretty good idea of what
they're up against for the coming.
season, If the pre-season indica.
tions hold up, though, those teams
that have come {0 expect an easy
time from the Danes until the final
stretch may have a surprise in store
for them, Time will tell,

come o}

UCLA defenders,

from the outside,

tes in the second half.

country.

{riple-overtime

INDIANAPOLIS (AP) Spectacular Darrell Griffith scored 23 hard-earned
points, leading the Louisville Cardinals to their first NCAA basketball cham-
pionship with a 59-54 triumph over the UCLA Bruins Monday night.

The loss brought the Bruins down to earth after a late-season surge that saw them w
iff of nowhere-and pull off a string of upsets en route to the national finals.

‘As he has done all year for the Metro Conference champlons, the flying Griffith put
on a sensational shooting performance by hitting his shots through @ maze of tough

The All-American guard kept his team in the game in the first half with 11 points and
then scored 12 more after intermission, including the winning shot on a soft jumper

‘That field goal provided the nation’s second-ranked team with a 56-54 lead with 2:17
remaining, and the Bruins then literally threw the game away when James Wilkes tossed
an inbounds pass downcourt over the head of a teammate.

‘Two foul shots by substitute Derek Smith in the last minute nailed down the victory
for the Cardinals and capped a frantic defensive struggle during which there were four

Griffith, who said he was dedicating the tournament to a friend stricken with cancer,
Was lifted up by a crowd of Louisville supporters and carried around the court on thelr
shoulders as he lifted his index finger signifying that the Cardinals were No. | in the

The loss was the first for UCLA in the NCAA's final game, and Louisville's points
iotal was the lowest scored by a tourney champion since North Carolina had $4 ina
ctory over Kansas in 1957; Lo
three previous games, earned its first victory e
\_in the all Big Ten consolation game played earlier at the Market

sville, which
r over UCLA, -

fost to the Bruins in

Square Arena, Joe

Sometime:
the UCLA d

(Griffith, Louisville Down © CLA, 69-54

Barry Carrolf scored 35 points to lead Purdue (0 a 75-58
UCLA, 22-10, which had finished a disappointing fourth in the Pac 10 race this year
and won only eight of its first 14 games, {urned in a strong second-half performance and
stormed into the national finals with five straigh( victories in the NCAA playoffs. Those
included a stunning second-round Upset over top-ranked DePaul.
Freshman flash Rod Foster scored 10 of his team-leading 16 points in the half to help
the UCLA cause, and senior forward Kiki Vandeweghe contributed 8 of his 14. The
teams Were never more than four points apart in that closely-waged first half, which was
marked by poor shooting from both sides. UCLA could only manage to hit 33 percent
of its shots in the first half while Louisville converted merely 36 percent.

Six points by Foster in a one-minute span latein the first half helped the Bruins break
away from a 20-20 tic and provided them with a 26-22 lead with 1:55 left.

The Cardinals, Midwest Region champions, were still four points down as the
seconds ticked away before the omnipresent Griffith hit a jump shot with six seconds on
the clock to trim UCLA’s lead to 28-26 at the half.

Griffith, voted the tournament's most valuable player, continued to have his hand in
key scoring situations for the Cardinals in the second half, despite a tough defensive
performance by UCLA guard Michael Holton.
throughout the game.

jouble and even triple-teamed G
se with every concely

known slam dunk. :

Griffith had four of his points as thé Cardinals outscored the Bruins 12-6 at the start
of the second half and brought to life a Louisville-oriented crowd of 16,637,

But the stubborn Bruins, who knocked off three top 20 teams earlier in this tourna:
ment and won the West Regional, came back behind Vandeweghe, who was playing his

Holton rarely left Griffith's side

ffith managed to float his shots over
Ie type of shot — with the exception of his well-

iumplt over Iowa.

é

ae

March 25, 1980

Tennis, Track
Previews

Page 15

Improved Defense Has Stickmen Thinking Success

{i

Rich Helmerle moves past a defender in a previous game, The stickmen will
Open against RIT on March 29, (Photo: Roanne Kulakoff)

by Jay Gissen

For the last two years, the Albany
State lacrosse team began its sea
With some rough times, but finished
up both schedules strongly, winning
thelr last four games two years ago,
and three out of their final four last
spring,

This year, an improved defense, a
Jot of new talent, and a good pre
season all around are the key fae
tors that Dane lacrosse couch Mike
Motta is looking at as an indication
of improved success all season long

in the 13 game schedule that opens
Saturday, with a home game
st RIT

axed on'this year ys. last year
at this time, there’s a big improve:
ment," said third year Coach Mot
ta, *We're way ahead of last year.
Last year we were shaky talentwise
and we had a very disappointing
year, This season, there's a lot of

Hew talent all around, Defensively,
We have much more depth and more
raw talent. We should be viving up
less goals this season.’”

Last year, the Danes gave up a
total of 151 goals in. their 4:8

Season, and scored 124 times. This
year, returning veterans Tom Scar:
pinato and Vic Emanuelo, who in
Matta’s words are “two really good
ers," will lead a you
nse of new talent that is
od job for us in the
according to Motta.

lacrosse
vital def
doing ar
pre-season,

Incoming freshmen Bill Watson
Gut of Homer, Keith Leferre out of
Rochester, and Tom Carrine are
the younger defensemen, all “real
good on. defense," according 10
Motta, Cartine suffered an elbow
eason, but

injury during the pre:
should be looking fine by April
Sih's opener

Also. working the defense that
Mota calls “strong and improved"

are Timmy Siddall, a junior, and a
pair of local newcomers to the
team, Jan Sniffen and Ralph,
Naples, Sniffen and Naples are,

relatively new of the game, but have
had fine pre-seasons and are pick
ing it up more and more every day

Rolinding out the defense for the
Danes will be returning three year
seteran Ken Tirman, the goaltender
who had 39 saves against Cortland,

‘alone fast season
“We taught Ken how to play the
position) last year," said Motta

“and he's getting better and better
avit”
If the Dane defense can keep op

ponents’ scoring down, a balanced
attack and strength in the midfield,

could make this a successful
lacrosse season from the start
“Offensively, there's not one

single big offensive threat, obsery
ed Motta, “but the team is toxether
offensively. On the attack, we have
more balance, and more men who
cain handle the ball, In the midfield
We have relative experience along,
With some good freshmen,””

On the attack, Motta will be
ree “solid, return:

looking to hi

including Uiree year

ing veteran:
tarter John Nelson, and transfers
Mark Waterstram and Scott Cort
all of whom have had good pre
Waterstram is the

season outings
team’s senior attackman, and Cort
Is playing his second season with the
Danes.
Newcomers on the Dane attack
continued on page fifteen

Gymnast Elaine Glynn Takes 13th In Nationals

by Amy Kanior
Albany State freshman gymnast
Blaine Glynn returned home in 13th
m the Association of Inter
collegiate Athletics For Women
(AAW) national Division 111 tour
nament fate Sunday evening
Accompanied by hier coach, Pat
Duval-Spillane, she spent the

place f

Weekend at Georgia Collese,
Milledgeville, Ga., competing as an
all-aounder — a participant in all

four gymnastic event

AS part of 18 contenders in the
all-around class, Glynn tallied 30.95
points ut Friday's meet. She scored
highest in floor exercises, scoring
8.05, On the balance beam, she
marked 7,8, In vaulting, she drop-
ped slightly to 7.65 and fell to 7.45
on the uneven parallel bars,

Sheila Eur of Gustavus Adophus
College, Wis., achieved the highest
seore, 34.05, and 11 giels shared the

3.10 spread between the 131h and
first place finishers, The State
University of Wisconsin at Oshkosh
finished first in the team category
with 132.1 points,

Of 77 possible entrants, Glynn

Fepresented herself as the fourth,
seed of the individuals level, as the
Albany team itself failed to place in
the contest

Glynn, the 18 year old Cardozo

umnus from
ork, averaged a
this,

High School a
Bayside, New
team high 29.75 points a mec
season.

But, fo be chosen by the AIAW
for the finals, her two top home and
away game scores had (0 be subi
ted (o a judging committee. “41
found out 1 was going down to
Georgia a week before the start of
he nationals," said Glynn, who
was unaware that Duyal-Spillane
sas handing in her scores to the

association committee throughout

the season, Bul, Glynn was a
qualifier all along, “The lowest cut
Off was 26.00 for all-argunder,”*

aid. Duyal-Spillane

Glynn's serious interest in gyn
hasticy Hewan at the Eastern Queen
YMCA, New York City. Under the
direction of coach Linda Chencin
ski, Glynn began her career, She
Hot alter

model:
Nadia,
Chencenski,

She has a good chance of winn:
ing an All-Am ward for
Division II next year," said Duval
Spillane. For this, consid
given to the top six finishers in eaeh
ayninastics category,

The flu and a stomach disorder
hampered some parts of Glynn's,
1979-80 season. But Duval-Spillane
plans to eliminate and alter some

continued on page ten

ion is

Albany State gymnast Elaine
Division II nationals at G

‘nn placed 13th in this past weekend's
xia College, (Photo: Will Yurman).

‘Coming Soon
Be sure to read next week when the}
IWASP brings you the best in jour-|
lnalism with articles on three more}
rodent attacks, two auto accidents,

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Anglo-

: Saxon Protesta

_. and to Hell with the r

Vol. ILIKEIKE No. DICE i

Emily 3 Golf

ASP Election Cover-Up

Editorial Ballot Fixing Claimed

Editor Behar In The Dark

His Staff Perspired

Alleged Chicken Stuffer
Denies: “Only Jiving”

Managing malire d's Levy and
Shown Here ron) d PRANiOUN Te

Typist Marilyn ‘Hunk's Chick"? Moscuito
“Ho Ho Ho, gotta tell you sonretning.””

(Photos Boh Leotard)
+) was cnnacedd aid davzedy!” said

Ail ist billed ehicken. But lel mie

by Too Many Martinis very well. They really like advan. Pork Schwartz, Veal Piorenci
Hunk's Chick said it was allt iage af us, Not tim we don't enivy and Salad Saunders, Behar wav in —anake one thine pertecjly clears 1 Hehe, “1 wily sever given the
joke. it fori Monday neh Nl eveiysbinys iii, Wefre chine tay exereive my owl judge
Bur you won't hear much “1 ean, Ive been @ typist for became apparent) at the Riek, Lavas the busboy.!? jet, Lverybody ebe did!” Behar
laughter at the Albany Student (wo yeats sow. Pye worked Wattle 1 yaitne (a Nik ile press, Lvs an At Levy said that “my first reaction thea besa ta ery, “E really would
Press, type well. But do they give me a jus) Weal: was fear. My second reaction was have done something,’ te
A claim by Chick last week (hit raise or a promotion? Nott figured Chick wity atiyked tr sit ah ihe Hiner 1 only t amber what 1 yw hiinpered,
he stuffed’ a chicken and a ballot {could yet even with ahem by — hallo: buy afier several peonte fad fell, Vahantt renneiber whine Tsald Before Hehe Fount aut Inst
box i favor of Rich Behar in the spreading this story. 1 figured it fmcked oucar the very lust minute, oF aes" Lewy they spoke TH Ihe fest week, He ramon hit ever mors ped
ASP editor-iscchic election has sent would be my: last prank ur my Kast Le way then that she decided to pull ut he start and a meeting was Held ple, Hetuditiy, Nett Brown, Vinnie
showk waves up and down the cor supper.” Ne mea on die fouttl) lage of the Campus O'Leary, Hugh Carey, a Plant
Fovation and resulled in one of the — Bur the staff belleved Ver: and —-“Hway prety deiehed fromthe Comels AL ie meetings Marui “Departnent fintiots Any: Carter,
Trost widespread cover-ups In ASP feverishly set int mation a covers rice? sud Chick. Y really: didn't became upset aud sid “Rich does aan ian tthe Claw
history Up which would eventually involve vive « akuniy widl was gang ani, Hol knows, so e's no respousibies Pissed af, Behar ty beat at
The Chick -told several Behar imany prominent members of the Afier 1 tad dane the election, sue Anyanesvtio tells hia will be forged jnvestivanions 1 addition, a rates
ailletie supporters that while she ASP, inigone sii me *My God, you it Hou CEM Cosel sia caer sees will handle
was ace typist in CC 329, she replac Managing maitre d's Ron Levy coukt have sulted the ballay yy. ne sth way a threat, “ho future meals, = ;
ed 1S te for Behar’s opponent Piatra agreed the night And f said, Sure, 1 did.® (ht-tay’ dour about i" said Levy This iy really (any, sald MU
Abe Siain, wilh the same number of Behar was elected (hat they would Chick said she couldnt ONT UAL Way SN er eu i ee ASP Arai A
c harsubsequent> fer infin ihe Gravy Cook or remember who she hid spoken ro; — Grubinai, He blew his (op, bute ste sever diel tt Is aiybody Bully?
Ore EE apse ha ae ee : Oa ealned hin dawn and then We gor feel that it was all blown out of pros

y wont the election by, a 14 vole Beharabout what they believed ad —Simieone wha knew Chich ancl
: pa fee he hid siotied The whole evening was partion; the ASP was like a menu

margin Happened, Four other ASP believed her claim way a friend,
Cilck. wlio was paroled in Mays nembers als came eine cookoue Rob Grubinin, a strong Helier sup: —asshiih t's foray what happened ih oF Allegations, eh
denied last night that she had stuff- — jenderizer Aron Smith, chet porier. Grubanan said that Chick that tite wroups! he mpartant ig esa
cd ie ballav bax and'sald thaushe pebble Kant Siuarh #Marinaie?  qallcd Mins and (od Mine dat she" Peaple Have wa untersinnl tie Bebary Ts thau we mike suse: nal
‘vas joking when she said that she Marranpa, and Michele Marzo hyd sifted the ballot bow: frame of anid we were in,” his never happens again
did Meal. Nghe way very happy She way Malay Mealy “10 way a question of Regardless of how corrunt,
M) oriafaty; thought thar i Gventuntly, atlenstadaecwottice gaits sho hu fitgewoi to. qell skin HXlisithil Tanncraliiy, versiy group, casoneds andl gully my sunt as
Wwoulld bet good! jokey? Chick jyembers learned abialt i, yeball ot somieriiina’y!? said Gratin, — woralty, aud (aig choice fh svas,, beet they Fe a Tu erouns and Pm
reported, 1 was really mad at ihe hem kept quiet. These _inelide Then she lays i on me, like she {c Feally way foggy what happened) gonna keen “eny all.
{SP because they don't pay Iynists usbuy Gissem, Barmaid OHria in that title eroup.!

7
Nowe Fu, Michele Mutzo Meal Edito

Too conspicuous Twas “amazed and dazed."

the butler Chief Chet Kopf

J. Bea Giss
ume 10 “the cookout",

“Don't eat sellow snow,

‘Stu Marinate’! Matranga
Just ‘following orders”
April Fools Day

Pagina Tres

Quad
elevator

Jj service
but

one

student

simply
refused

Hugh Never Looked So Good

New York

to use

the

late Governor Hugh Carey spoke before
12,00) jeering students Friday on ‘The importance of
Quality Education in New York State,!*

In responding to the students outcriey of “Fuck Hugh,’
Carey, who misunderstuod the cries to mean “Luck Hugh?”
said, “Thanks forthe support but we need more then Juck
to improve this university,”

Among Carey's suguestions 1 counteract the “minur ef
fect of my proposed budget trimmings," were “sharing tex-
thooks, replacing central heating with put-bellied stove,
and repainting the canipus red to “bring a resurgence of the
spirit of the Founding Fathers to Albany,

A small group of Carey supporters patiently awaited the

Stairs

2

Crying Over Old Milk

fachine on State Quad to buy some
milk. You deposit 90 cents because you lost the first 60
cents, You take out @ rather lumpy carton of milk, Then
You notice the expiration date is down as March 27 , .

You go (0 a vending

Governor's concluding statements lining up in front of th 1916, You begin (o winder, Can UAS do this?”” And the
mansion carrying baskets of legal tender, you say, “Sure, why now?”
“We heard Hugh was requesting students pay an addi- WASP's vending machine correspondent Alan Fruitean

discovered this problem last week. While involved in a
Foutine investigation of campus vending machines, Frult-
can suddenly had incredibly “munchies!. He deposited
money in the milk dispenser in Stare Quad’s
Wer and tHoticed the lumpy condition of the container
"t ‘Twas just about to drink the stuff when, geez, I smelled
his horribleador. And, shit, it was comin’ right out of the
milk: And... . then | louk at the date, I see March 27, 1 say,
that’s cool, buLT look again and it's March 27, 1916, Can't
we shut dawn UAS?" said Frultean, apparently shaken by
the incident.

However, aevordiig 19 UAS General Manager E
Norbert Zahin, no federal regula’ ns have been violated
Zahm said the dates arg only used to provide freshness but
that milk ean be kept "Torever,"®

Honal year's tuition after graduating,” said Winthrop
Rocksinheader, a SUNYA student, “and | thought, heck,
Why wait Ci graduation, if Hugi needs money, lets uive it
(9 him now!”

Senior Bertha Bently concurred, “1 was to buy.
Gar to gel (0 work after I graduate, but alter all, if you ea
help out your governor when he needs it, whe ele will,

peysingunxy

In an effort to reduce the incidence of fires in off-campus
‘apartments, the Albany City Fire Assioner, S. Bear
as begun the issuance Of personal fireshydrants to
qualified college students.
Among those first (0
ghetto apartment on
Highmony had this t0 si
{t's so heavy,"
Industrious apartment-mates Click Telephone and Irv
Halfondle have further studied the usefulness of the inpl
ment, "Now we won't have to walk the dog in winter,”
said Telephone, ‘tnd Mrs. Pooh will know where the pu
sits."

rever,
cive a hydrant was a student Fruitean way overreacting, Vintage milk iy the best
Wyrlle Avenue, Student Rich beverage you ean drink, It may'taste bad, but that's a sit
“Wa good idea, you know, but of quality, We've just ordered 60 more eases,

He added jokingly, “There's 10 use in crying over sour
tnitk."*

SA Prez is Hitting

After struggling for years to get back in the public eye,
former SA President Lisa Newmark has finally gained nae
Hionwide support with her newly released novel

Newmattk's How 10 Win wn Election Without Really Try
uy has become “the hottest thing in. the political world
said publisher Mark Borkowski, of Disunited Press, Ine
He noted that the book has been grabbed up by potential
looking for the “easy way

Sttident government students,
in."

Newmark focuses her novel on the inet workings of stu:
ed {0 sitess emphatically
Tneffectiveness can

quotes

dent politics, 1 feet there is
the purpose of a student government
be @ dangerous thing. ‘That's the honest truth,"
Newmark on the book jacket

Especially exciting are the autobivgraphical sections
dealing with Newmark’s presidency in SUNYA. from
1979-80, In an uniedited, two-page chapter, Newmark gives
an in-depth description of her accomplishments. It was
the best year of Craig Weinstock's life," she explains

A colorful pictoral essay provides the reader with a real
life view of student polities, White the quality is fuzzy, the
Photographs show committee chairs exchanging gossip,

Liev os

shions are here.
And short sleeves and bondage are Ti,

STEVE CoP

Since last week, the old banners are

Sit on Everything

In response to a sudden growth in student activism,
radicals Jaundice Fine and Chasing Werthlcim hiave formed
the first official sit-in committee,

The group, Students Will Act Together (SWAT), will be
Fesponsible for sparking student involvement in a variety
issues. ‘Our goal," said Fine, “is to have a sit-in once
week on anything We can dig up. We must show the
bureaucracy we will nut be outdone.’*

Fine added that the sit-ins will deal with anything from
bad test grades to a professor's foul breath. Wertheim said
SWAT"s major, protest will be held Thursday, “We're go.

there may be one on Friday ta follow up Thursday's riot

Wertilein said the group's formation was sparked by
former hippy and rebel Jerry Boob ‘He really made
think, We're Not sure about what, but we're going to pri

New Fall Course Offerings

|

the Big - Time
vice-presidents boiehing up computer programs, former
Assistant election commission Mitch Davis stuffing ballot

bokes,

os aah, i
Newmark looks back over her year as SA preg.
Tfixiired it would Be ty last prank

ovr QUA
wh Why Oh out We Chas

LON
ear]

back up.

Four university students were
beaten by city police Friday in what
One professor described as “a horri-
fying resemblance of the Kent State
raged nye 5

Sergeanis Frank Milford, 49, and

Carl Lindel, 46, of Albany's 61h

Precinct, were immediately arrested
and charged with assault after sw-
inging their wooden clubs into a
crowded busload of angry students.
63 undergraduates of Albany
lite University were packed inside
in’ over

@ schoolbus staging a

the recent
ministration 10 cut all campus

transportation, The protestors

Students were hauled

decision by the ad ever
by students living on th
campus at Albany. 1 all began last

Tefused to leave the bus until the
New decision was revoked.

All four students were sitting on

the backs of their seats when both
R0."" policemen began wildly swinging
their clubs,
‘arol Hansen, both juniors, suf-
fered severe concussions while two
freshmen, Jim Sutter
Schwartz,
All were reported in. salisfactory

Steve Richards and

and Gary

suffered neck injuries.

condition at Albany's Central
Hospital,
Friday's incident was the final

kof demonstrations
downtown

in aw

the Administration Building.

TS about time thes had the

Giant Rats Attack Administrators

qIS (0 protest Buses

AWFULLY STUPID PRESS.

Students Beaten, Cops Charged
In One Hell of A Bus Sit-In

Monday when sophomore Bruce
Garrison froze {0 death waiting
over an hour for a bus in sub-zero
temperatures, The incident brought
severe reaction from scores of.
students who have been complain=
ing for the past few months about
poor service and overcrowded
buses, Upset over the death of Gar-
rison, a few dozen students over-
turned a SUNYA bus on Western
Avenue in downtown Albany, while
fiers were bombarding another
bus on Washington Avenue with
rocks. SUNYA president Vincent
O'Leary, in a surprising decision,
halted all bus transportation bei-
Ween campuses reasoning that, if
this is how educated students wish
to behave, then fet them walk to
school." The distance between
campuses is approximately three
anda half miles, O'Leary's decision
drew resentment from the Student
Association, whose leader resigned,
the campus publication, Bus
Liaison Committee, and several key
Organizations and committees in the
ial district

Mass demonstrations and walk-
us followed throughout the week
However, there were no injuries un-
{il yesterday when the final bus of
the semester pulled up alongside
the curb a Western Avenue and
ridge Street, Hordes of
students piled into the bus carrying
guitars, radios, pillows, containers
of food and Water, and other
necessities, The driver of the bus
senised what was about 10 take place
‘and left the bus to call the police

“1 couldn't believe my eyes,"

The Men Were Ice Skating

Michele Real

aw my life flashing before my

eyes." This is how UAS General
Manager Norbert Zahm described
his harrowing experience last Wight,
as he and four Of his administrative
co-workers Were attacked by giant
ais on SUNYA’ ating rink

We were all pructicing our
figure eighis when they came our of
nowhere,” explaied Plant Depart

ment Director Dennis Steven
Zalim,

According to Stevens, he
Dean of Student Affairs, Neil
Brown, and Residence Director

John Welty were spending the even:
ing ice skating {0 test out the newly
filled rink, “We wanted to see if the
fire hose-water would freeze well,"

aid Stevens

At approximately 10 p.m,, after
an hour of bumpy but enjoyable
the four men were con:
Accor
he

skating.
fronted by eight
ding 10 Stevens,
most horrible looking creatures I've
seen, next (0 SUNYA students.”

Lester’s

Recently, SA Jack
Lester told a WASP reporter that

they

Attorney

he “is nor a lawyer, never has

and never will be,

been,
{ wish students would stop com:
T have my own life to

WorTy about

Just who am 1 anyway and
Where do 1 come from

+ And get aut of here, Stop recor

ding me. Hey, [swear fll sue you

The raly were demanding the end
Of the persecution of their fellow
rodents in te downtown dorms,
The dorms were the recent site of an,
invasion of cute but annoying mice
Stevens and Welty provided traps,
poison, UAS moldy Swiss
cheese 10 kill them off

‘One of the rats grabbed me by
my neck and said he would tell the
entire school how much the rink
aiid Stevens. “1

really did cost
panicked."

Brown said the rais were quite
hostile and threatened to eliminate
his position by April J, “One said
1 me, ‘You want to poison living
things? Ul fix you. Eat this!” He
Shoved a UAS grilled cheese sand:
wich in my mouth, 1 started 10
faini,’” said Brown:

Zalim suffered severe shock, and
was unable 10 fend off Iwo of the
creatures because hypothermia set
in, "1 was just frozen ta the spot,”

he explained:

‘Jest’ure

Welly, however, apparently 100k
the blame for jhe siiuation and pro:
mised to stop killing the mice, He
(0 the head rat, who
eA Member of SA, that
pul ak end to the
providing food
for an army of mice in the Alden
Hall Kitchen. “We couldn't ler the
Ul’ buggers po hungry," said Welty

explained:

he nor onl
wenocide bill wa

Afier an hour of “sheer torture,
said Brow disappeared,
He admitted farer that “ihe guys

were at a little party at Vince's
(President O'Leary) and “we pro:
bably had a little 100 many

Last eek, students overturned a bus

on Western Avenue,

THES WeTe Upset OveF teal Of Jr
d Lou Brown, whots been driv.
ie buses for SUNYA for twelve
years. “Ii reminded me of those
crazy sixties. 1 don't know what has
gotten into. these kids, Look, one
even hanided me a stupid Mower.”
The police arrived (o find the bus
overpacked with students singing
‘and chanting. Despite the demands
Of police, Not one would feave the
bus until their ullimarum was met.
These demands were that the buses
must rut wader better cond
tions (hin befor
O'Leary must be
According {0 police, Sergeant
Milford grabbed a guitar from a
Student ad smashed ii against a
seal, Sieve Richards, sitting nearby,
raised his guitar to strike Milford
bul not before Sergeant Lindel
siruck him on the head with a club,
Both Milfrd and Lindel swany and.
hi three other siudenis before other

in peer,
policemen dragged the two cops ou
Of the bus, Both men are in jail
awaiting trial and are facing
Jawsuits by the famities of the four
students,

The incident quickly emptied the
hustoad of students, but according,
1o Stewart Weisberg, President of
the Alumni Quad Board, there will
be more. We never go! 10 speak
with O'Leary or other ad-
ministrators, The pigs just started
swinging thelr clubs without even a
warning, Well, you don'i smash an
idea or belief by smashing heads,
This certainly will not end the pro:
blem,"

The siident-run Quad Board is
planning to meet with President
O!Leary tomorrow to discuss the
iggue. {t is expected that O'Leary
Will reinstate the transportation,
system.

_

UAS Director Zalun gets a surprise from the rear,

The men were pructieine Me [iain

IAMS

SA Controller Sees The Light

Michele Real
Student Association Controller
Craig Winesplot has recently
become a ‘Born Again Politician’
and, according to many of his
friends and co-workers, « miracle
has taken place
{n response to the
disclosure of a massive SA election,
Winesplot joined the
to rectify what he call

coverup
organiza
ed his “bad ways
My conscience was so muddled.
T couldn't steep, couldn't eat, and
could no fonger provide Lisa
(Nomark) with an undying
assistance," said Winesplot
Winesplot, who joined the xroup
Iwo weeks ago, claims he has
already undergone vast moral and.
personality changes, ‘I'm a_new

man," he explained as he removed
the lap from the ASP telephone

fines,

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According 10 “Born Again
Politician" Director Jeff St
Winesplot seemed to be a hone

cause, He was thin and drawn and
just kept muttering ‘I should have
voled for Sharon Ward.', We
believe he will actually come
through.’

The intense six-week initiation
Program requires immense
participant-cooperation, explained
Stain. New members must confess
their past political crimes in full,
must undergo extreme shock treat-
ment which includes watching
ttiemselves and their cronies on
film, and crawling on the floor of
the ASP, licking up old line tape,
“It can be a completely demoraliz~
ing experien:

Winesplot, who has shown great
progress, has already succeeded in

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well-known Sephardic Rabbi and talk show
host, Filling out the band is the fifth member,
Just Stan, who stands around a lot and makes
weird ond apparently senseless noises during
the show, much (o the dismay and annoyance
of the rest of the band, all devout Cathiolies
The first song of the evening was a solo by
Just Stan, He didn't sing and there was no
musical back-up, but the audience really ap-

You've heard of Elvis, doe the Man, Blon- Now to the show itself. No one knew what
die, the Heads, but headlining last night at to expect except that it would be new, but the
J&B Scrotts might be called the biggest splash newness of this new group was newer than.
in the new wave. In fact, the name of thisnew many had expected. After making a bored
and vanguard group is The Biggest Splash In and listless audience wail an hour and fifteen
The New Wave, but they are commonly reler- minutes while they insisted on dusting,
ted to as Loretia by their fans and as The washing, and waxing the rather filthy stage
Sh-tfaces by their immediate families and area, the band finally picked up the tools of

Governor Hugh Carey, calling’ getaway from the governor’s man-
his proposal to cut SUNY’s budget sion, but found that both his
1 by $27 million “a little mixup", helicopters were being refurbished

i told a crowd of 15,000 angry SUNY in his favorite colors, maroon and
i Students that he really meant (0 in- green, ‘1 just want to make sure

Grease the budget by that much. these kids are able to get as good an

Carey explained, ‘It was just a education as 1 got, especially in

litte mistake in arithmeties when I —mathematics,"* added the governor,

{ was balancing tke budget. {thought Organizer’ of the. eve

i ie ganizer of the event Jim those who know them well ai trade

i it was a minus sign,” he added “topper Morgan says the group a hc eciated Just’ efforts and gave him arousing

spologetically. "I was a political js next planning. a march on Swiqgit Mat Nets, BEC THe O) covet a] See a] Tad Nihon Hel nla jue mance eroUnd

i stienee major and I didn't have the Washington to demomsinne Pree wiqgt jateuse wena CAUSE mene Hoesen ete hand when) ie A picture of Cher

bi Aine Haina Ot oF math courses,” dent Carter's plan for drat registra T.BSLT.NW., oF Loretta, or Shtlaces, Shea pert ‘tis Hise We. F Thelsecod number, ues/enthled’ Why nahn iaetone tinnerepour ar vataintiel

1 he explained, lion. “We havea strong feeling that brought a new definition to rock music. Their relatively free of ecclesiastie dogma, Brick A, Now" and it was an incoherent rocker sup: after the show and then never again 4
afatk is posediy about, autoblographically, Altera liteen minute version of the Bealles

Performance roused’ the audience. ta. an Brack is the lead singer and guitaral and his
orglastic frenzy and one young woman hada trother, Cracked, plays lead electric. har.

“Why Don't We Do It {n The Road?" in which

The SUNY students gathered the President meant rexistration for
new lyrics were added ("because the bus was

trom all over the state for a “Cut people born in 1860 and 1861," said ef DASH EBEREUDT Ihe: Govern T.B.S.1.T.N.W.'s decision to enter the tock

scene at this particular time. Brick at one point

Carey's Throat, Not SUNY's Morgan. When asked, Morgan sald

Budget” demons citcere Fan _ . inated his proposal for » $1,004 Hysterical pregnancy, giving bith’ 0 an)im- monica, Sprig Bunderbud) bangs 1a) mean fh pee

ey eae asad ane (ecclan'e tink the fuet that the a Fescbraeni (ni Uesieniste: I aainaryilegtimate son whom she named siyjhm on bass gular, and Keeping the pace said, “Why nov, why nol alr or before?" It crowded. , because Viet WER gat
ti Mind ar SOUP, Was. Holding President Ing each student a grand until nest Loretta after the fathers, oni drums is Buddy Rich, no relation to the was the kind of song, and it was the kind of Tie pera ane

SUNY Albany student, It kind of Carter's daughter Amy hostage in 4 Primate Primari
gives: you faith in demacracy Humanities 134 IUNYA 4 HeceanOURyes alantng check for nes

on the
happy SUNYA co-ed. Left

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SU NYA to Be Blessed With a Nuclear Plant [i snl MT rte fe sedate on rena
hah Hi Pattie Maar MEA RAT \ vine over the court's decision, withdraws from all j
i] hy Clark Kent On the SUNYA campus, The eon OF! Set (0 be built next 1H the gym costs ay @ result Of the reactor, the degree of student protest ‘ tutte nor tnind, Hal milligatcad ‘gull(@ ‘ political activities and seriously considers a sex
ment Director Den- fidentiat report was leaked tw the i Place oF the illsfated ice skating school Would, among other things, Dean. of Student Affairs Neil eden fou ittee miblan Baneaer Gaus ve change operation’ On her way! to
' evens has refused comment on ASP by adivgruntled Plant Depart. 2K that is presently uncampleted. have enough money to build long Brown states in the report, “1 jhink Wothingian, a maudlit,ineipid plece of (rash Copenhagen, Dorls is approached by the local
} plans recently uncovered by the ment employee (u former resident SICVENS Was quoted in the report as peeded secand water tower on the students will come around f a organizer for the Right eee Hd a
ASP to build a nuclear power plant of Harrishurs, Pennsylvania saying “We didn't want to put podium, and a new indoor track side once they sce all th . . Group sympathetic to people under five (eet
t mt) Slim Dickens five, Doris sold that she will have the support |

ative rea
of the RighttoHelghters In the upcoming
presidentia) primary, provided that she name

Bonzo as her running mate.

Students in.a dangerous situation by next ta the gyn. The fact that the After sume initial n
building an unsafe skating rink; so track's close proximity. to the I think students will come 10
Wien the plan for the reactor came tor would force runners ta wear reactor as a. mortial part

Tan actor Ronald

The movie stars

i fo iny attention 1 jumped at the protective lead suits when using it university comm nity, even a sti Reagan in the old part he was always well
' chance to make use vf the area by way seen as a minor detail symbol, something SUNYA |sulted for; as the absent-minded Professor Meanwhile, Prof. Silverbean, a. shrewd
the gym ina sate way.!* Stevens: dismissed) passible” siudents'can brag about Winky Silverbean. As was typical of the other political tactician and no mental midget
President O'Leary way quoted in hazards resulting from am hap in friends at Ivy Leag i Bonzo epics, Prof. Silverbean is at first ap himself, begins to assess his chances for the
oe coor as sayings “The building the reastor by pointing to the fact Brown. denied reports Prohensivelebput ha exuberant Oaanuen Presidency ising, Bonzo tor his own) slat
ends. Fully aware of Bonzo's strong support in

interruption of his quiet, professorial

of the reactor would put Albany that the way SUNYA is built makes cancellation of the showin) Th
State right back on tp of the it a perfect shelter in case of Ghinan svacebindtirand ara Eventually, the litle ape plays a decisive hand The HCUen on aan isbaueat ae ge ay
SUNY system, No more talk of reacwor problems, The tunnels and Of plane ke tanec colin) Wicssllalcina ive preteePA th Hh oe en an
eben less distinction tha Buf: concrete make the podium a perfect women from the SUNYA ar jolla ae) a niract paign with DIA! the cute little mpniey
i alo or Stony Bravk, Sure we dui't _faltea ent NG Mata ipo er, antully played by . The team easily wins in every state primary,
have a medical school or law te dere reration Giana Britt Ekland — and thy two are married (what A Bonzo In the hand Is worth two to Bush. but the movie loses credibility when there Is a
- tle on election day and Doris, Winky, and

else?) tion, smokes pot, and votes Democratic in a

seliool, But do Stony Brook or Bul
Bonzo are pitted against each other in a run:

} j alo have a nuclear reactr?" e the recent blockbuster Superman and spare celluloid on the editing room floor
Composer Arthur Feidler Designer Pierre Cardin Cela saved etd =) Like!the recent blockbuster Sup eG: Nuipis ene ine ecto qals focel election’; Banallstuf
) sombosee Arthur Felder Tee tere Cardin The report goes on ta point out other modern renditions of old classics, Bonzo Reagan, though still quite virile for his age, is loca Jo's separa- off in the House of Representatives, After
\ Presenily deconiposins. i mesa What Te the many benefits that the reactor UAS... your food will surface has been updated and beyond the confines of noticeably awkward In the sack and lacking In foto ibe nce libre) couple serene Paine of ball Bee Auer ra eabllad tsa
} PEL ESE, would bring 10 SU; 5 » opinion of this reviewer. finesse at the age and at the art of sixty-nine. tion, Bonzo takes a turn for the worse, Dor AR he elenlon' Guiletduermediiae
Hee ae SUN EAS Wiig Menu of the Week goed aves) ther erien ela f Sed aa a a crusades for the Equal Rights Amendment Actually wins the election but \s deemed too i
ney saved by the reduced fuel fe ‘After Winky threatens to Jeave Doris and their Later, Doris, unable to stay enamo' Jen of Brit Ekland doing enyihing young for the office, Meanwhile, Doris and
pou thhe cee el Ee Winky kiss and make up and the movie ends

idyllic college town in Southern California aging professor, runs off and proceeds to dely

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el elligent approaches the ludicrous,
DOT aie ea EA cain decir ROR AEH CAML)
eet ses for divorce and custody of Bon. White House for the Inaugural Balt
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room scene that

Decalfeinated orange jui r je rest of the twenty minutes, Doris has an affair, an abor:
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What the Hell io Title This One Alunini Special Only Baby Bust

Rat tail soup

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Yesterday, marking the first KNOWN have suninionl dirs rej yc ety deeply shocked thie University eon, | Babe Sin Thailand ke Ke nae \ totally false and, personally, I'm a litle }
PTB gf SUNY, NF Ge Dat Ue trai a sMEN APY Ns sen Bere ee Milas week’ whip Mabe ita) Friday In its twenty-five year existence, rock'n'roll : disgusted and offended that J should have to
LAGE. Che ceremony com= thyse wl derive lo dion meen (CTY the 89.2 have not been J Ped cream After vacation has evolved from a phase of quasi:naivete to slot eala ecenee a a Aa
teste lo dion n core. itssedA prelintuary eran : an era of neo-violence and blatant sexually bra a ah ve aepey slat
e and positive way to let off steam, 1 was not in

the least involved with that brutal attack on the
drummer. If you recall, | was busy off-stage,

4 ‘Drop Dead Line 89.2," so named: Hae mM aa a ileal Hike quest indicates only that tiey were | Weds es - ‘ The once-Innocent, down-home boy
| ite “Tncident, members uf Student Aswcnicy Boiled Harlem Rive trout : = EOE EO Sea

for the Administration Building's however, has shed
; Winnateh lucky to play before an audience of a few hun:

famous Drop Dead Line, The Ihe meaog elite et pases Core elit Plant | Apple Brown Beity Spinggg heh ‘ i Trea

} evan forming as early as 2am. ing, Avan xd, the line Sie raatemt sPekestian Samantha \ Real coffee dred, has become a flamboyant. macho tying up the bassist with co-axial cables 60 a

Friday, whet an enraged mob of extended an mated the tne Stevens, 4) knewe rd rng NRCalgottee Deceased Washington Park Pi Superstar (lie,, Bowle, Jagger, Johansen) fmpeilf sUbdlied crowd could’ far! and! fenthicr

( SUNYA ‘siudenis brake into the traversing ne lem cena something to do with that voddam — Gg py 7 struttin’ his stuff before tens of thousands of fant hone (es atratatyened oul nia lila mete
\ building, demanding 10 drop wasn eagle pun, rink Was that on ihe ren SA Controler Sees the Light red-eyed adolescents, Pethaps this is. in ie

App around Mohawk dicative of the changing values of our society, The Dead Babies have a distinctive style all

their own and frankly, they can keep it. These
days, punk bands are a dime a dozen; the in

According to Rain, the only
broken skull discove

School of Busi

Professors “Tower, and ending im che murky

Harold “Boom-Boom" Cannon wa Perhaps this signals some deep-rooted, almost

to grab on to

fed, thought ty COMUnued from) page three SA Presidem Lisa Nomark

np KilowN as the fee skating 1 2
au ving Renewal Bonawicthen, vat! Raw ets iia Fe befaeaett-2of a whole ne, did nor Sdmiling part Of his crime, “It was disgusted by Winesplot’s beha psychotic need we have
i the Stuyvesant Tower Penthouse). temperatures hited by als B10 @ student at all. The re. terrible thing I did, falling fora ‘He used to make me look so § something bold, vivacious, and mythical. Or itial sting of that omnipresent insect has worn 4
i The only Sil avila to shea Pal by beamed nag Me aly those gia Mupid Joe ike hat Lalvays sai i and now he only stiles, gives 1 perhaps not of ans get {oak are han Justa sl
hegotin with the group were SA. iinea ah eens ee" eee e said, who apparently YOU NAN something done Fight, do flowers, and ial maine ak . b ple of murders and bar e
i SUNYA Vice President Hell N, SHAG A GMIRGE TE ee uy Mall and stumbled into the Within “the ‘neat few weeks, name. tient Cis eaBette u fain J jump around on stage type of audience they attract. Just the spec help, I's reached that point where we've
i] PeMolnes, DesMolnes explained tlt sudens at the end ut the lng, SY ing rat Muah, Absa found an Sa puitould be abletoserve as government." fern ely ty ie ie ble proaeseiol <P Aca cenced tel chevie:& ave/ol ne undrasior ve cosamted cece teecomal aTanne il The Instrument
I that te Mwraightened hee ar’ Hlentifying. themselves only. as tng inerogee BE Sian, These: tomate Sd lta Stomach, official SA Sia (ae eyo ever veaniy ot our bonatde artes even though they only know was enough to raise the eyebrows of Sve Vie sles Gays oC dbe Wiles aca
Students ire eaned Net Jape), Loyal Forever in. Arbor Hj? aytetnlon SEE A aes Iy determined ce aaainers are “amazed but pleased with the su a oe ae saat exc), it two chords. | think “Punk” or "New Wave” mos\ jaded. To say the energy was fevers isin a at ombnnanet liar We an
Stude Pitched tents and discovered the ghastly sight of 89.2 to SUNYA [ Ne Vailean ks Oealn. And Winesipe sees moral change, “He's gor such a ni ber cul heroes: (Cen Bvian, sete fovides a necessary outlet for that subliminal, to do a gross injustice to all those loyal fans Zappa or Alice na al
rolled out sleeping bags in the first skulls sloshing around tn the nine, siden Vincent O'Lensaiat own abe eat oe should bes smiles" has been replaced with gimmickty ancl mass eee yous desire we all have to make (otal wholtime after ime prove that mental fness (s memorials of another era\ ofa bygone goer
j floor corridor while awaiting the 9 "Well, kiss ng prints ch jesident Vinesnt O'Leary's private ein acen ye euphous but honest: “Centrale Council Chale. Mik commercialism Kee etainehee Not just another social disease. Indeed, the at- tion that was satisfied with tpl violence or
‘| fe Was sel ta Hee Renna? OMfce, Anthropology. Department Chae api Wheral eG ea Wire eooeee Leaving is “the happiest man Such/is the case with: The Dead Babies: a) ie ee ate preciely what the Dead Hobles mosphere was maniecal, psychotic and intaly empty actions Ike the wating of human excres
H doied reresegile abby plate Sardean Rains Ive the jnow greeny {UteTaL IEE wil be change his ways, the Garnues 10) earths? four man (2) New Wave outft from the Cl saet night at Scots, 1 won't give you a Safanie and the on-stage murder of the lead ment on sta ee a
al domed representation of the up- perfectly preserved are ological Agr ged renee, OLeary, Thur Be his ways, his SA mates have 4c has done such an incred legendary Soho district who hit the stage at lid lst night af Scotts, | Man! ake quite guitarist is evidence of that, In these days of calloused apathy on the
i | town campus, and. the droppets. shesineike atin ng 2a an burial onthe hil behing Rove & grea diference in ther blednnae forfeiting his evil ways JB it night Thi eaaniacns, Dave Clk fae yer bestow hace ale: alatt F URENGE OLN a sas gaa RM CO kes tre bed
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by Jay

Henry: Damn it, my key is stuck. It won't
open the doors

Conscience: Perhaps you have the wrong
Key, You can't open this door with the key to
power,

Henry: Well, it's the only key 1 ever need-
ed, I'm getting fed up. I'll have to bomb this
door “into the stone age'” if someone doesn't
open it.

Peter: Good thing these gates are bomb
proof, otherwise he would have blown then
to pieces. What is awful smell? I'll just look
through the peep hole to see who it is. Who
fare you? And what do you want?

Henry: 1 command you to open the gate
immediately, if not sooner.

Peter: First tell me who you are,

Henry: As if you can't see for yourself

Peter; All 1 see is a tiomely little fat man
dressed in armor,

Henry: Certainly you recognize the black
framed glasses, the distinguished Viennese

int, and the initials $.D, on my shield?

Peter: take it they stand for sarcastic dim:
wit,

Conscience: He hit it right on the nose.

Henry: How droll, They stand for State
Department, U.S. State Department

Peter: You may have been in the State
Department, but you will not be received
here unless you have Jed a good life
Henry: You had better cut out the holy
garbage and let me in.

Peter: | see that you have with you tens of
thousands of Marines and none of them
looks like he is worthy of entering, They also
smell from booze and gunpowder. As. for
those B-525, they won't do you any good,
this isn't Cambodia you know. You are a
hasty and arrogant little man, why don’t you
xo aw

Conscience: Put quite well, 1 think.

Peter: 1 Satan has sent up
something from the underworld 10 mock me.
1s that it?

Henry: S720 11 S|

Peters What did he sa
Conscience: 1 think that he's
‘once called Nixon that

Peter: You seem 10 know the man well,
who are you?

Conscience: 1am the
“mighty" Henry

Peters A rather evil conscience, eh?

Conscience: I's not my fault, [ tried,

Henry: Open the doors or Ul send the
Marines in to break them down,

Peter: You'll surely need. weapons other
than that to break down these gates

suppose

angry. He

conscience of

Heurv Exclusus

Cohen a
Henry: Enough, unless you obey, | will

deliver a CIAI plot against you. 1 have

uprooted the mightiest of dictators.

Peter: The Lord never told us of such
things.

Henry: Well you'll be sorry if you don't
open the door.

Peter: Maybe you've terrified othier py
with your non-credible threats, but here, you
need good deeds to enter the citadel, You
CIA plot cannot hurt me.

Henry: | forgot, you're alt

Peter: Precisely, and you
than any other dead man, in fact, you at
most despicable creature that hay con
way since that phoney Pope, Julius, Ii
want {0 get in, give me a list of your me

Henry: Merits, what are they

Peter: You don't even know what ni

Her

Henry: Well V've been two busy wit
and coverups to read about merits.

Peter; Tut, tut, Hent

Conscience: Stop i
time on this man.

Peter: Henry, did you bring peac
world the tighteous way?

Henry: Not my style,

you treat

you're wastin

your fe

Zenry: Nok me

Peter: Well Henry, 1 know of
good that you have done.

Henry: Though it is degrading for 1
talk to a mere beginner, you'll soon kr
what kind of Prince you're insulting. First
all, 1 possess a great Austrian mind, and |

ised myself from the dust of the earth
become Secretary of State, Besides, |
speak eight languages and I served Nix
did it all

Conscience: What a lying ham,

Peter
next

Henry: | bombed the Vietnamese into 1
“stone age," | showed them who was bo

1 can't wait to hear what cor

also showed the Russians that we me
business. Besides, | wiped out Cambodia «
Willis I'd like
see you du that, Pete-babes,

Peter; What does that
mean?

1 Rogers in the same year
"Pete-baby
Conscience: Just a sample of his a
rogance

Peter: Excuse me great warrior, but w
are those there with the blu
uniforms and the stars on their shoulders?

Henry: Oh, just some friend:

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An Open Letter From the Governor

It has recently been brought to my attention that the cuts in aid to SUNY have steadily in4
treased, In the traditional concern toward programs, positions, and financial support that my
office has shown, I have decided upon a program to combat the problem. My program will
guarantee a job for any man or Woman, no matter how much they have contributed to my re:
‘election campaign, but of course the more you give, the better quality of the job you receive
for instanice, a donation of as little as $1000 will guarantee you the position of a Sanitation}
Comptroller. This high-paying position involves the sale of all of the city’s waste products t
the fast-food chains located throughout the greater Albany area, A fringe benefit is that the}
comptroller gets first choice on all edibles that come under his jurisdiction, Donations to my
re-election committee may be made in nightly installments, And students, I urge you to start}
saving that extra cash you manage to collect from time to time so that you will have ac}
umulated $1000 by graduation for the endowment fund. By the way, I never said any of this}

Anderson’s It

:ditor:

In these times of economic and political
‘uncertainty, our nation needs a leader ct
{ruc leader — that the people can look to, So-
meone who could reach everyone and create
harmony from this confusion, Our country is
in sore need of someone who can lead us.
from these troubled times and heal our
omeone Who can make peace
jomeone articulate,

We need a leader who can direct man into
fulfilling his true destiny — as the ascendants
to a better world, While modern man has
moved and continues to deviate from the

nple and pure to the complex and tangled,

ely needs a man who can reverse this pro-
cess, and move the many to the One. Ama
who ean unlock the true Self within us all and
cause us to unite against evil

Sound like a hard position to fil? Well,
there is such’a man, Anderson, With Ander,
son as our guide, this nation could be taught
to overcome this frivolous external world fill.
ed with hate, jealousy, and fear and instead
live united under love, peace, and song,

‘So let’s get it up! Elect a man who. can save

our race and support [AN ANI Si
FOR PRESIDENT! Peon

To the F

without war.

— Dawn Osselmann
Member,

Person For fan Anderson

Tricky’s Tale
To the Editor:
WASP's coverage of the S.A, Election
Coverup, f feel compelled to respond. Th
WASP ‘
everblown, So what if fifteen ballot
* switched! There have been bigger political
cover-ups in history, and did. the ASS
caver them? No. Besides, look at who 1h
What the ynspiraturs’ should have done
Was put in ballots for a more masculine can
didate, Mark (the obviow
choice) Borkowski. Now there's presidential
material. Mark is the only politician in thi
Whole mess who showed responsibility and

coverage been complete

someone like

concern fOr the Association, His resignation’
from the Budget Committee and from Cen
tral Council have helped §.A. more thin any
Other actions he could have taken,
lot of respect for a politician who has t

Couirage fo resign, especially when that politi
cian has done nothing wrong

Richard M. Nixon

East 63rd Street

New York, New York

Thanks, Dick, You've got our yote for SA
president. After all, you're one of the only
politicians left who were not involved, —Ed.

4
|

Peter; But he said he had a popular
government that was elected by the people.

myself.
Peter: 1 don't doubt it.
Henrys They are just like me, they deserve Henry: No comm.
to go right to heaven. Peter: Henry, you really are an evil war-
Peter: Oh, now 1 understand. They were rior. You made a mockery of international
the pests who annoyed me before you came law, you disobeyed the Lord
up. They also threatened to bomb me. Henry: 1 just knew today was not going to
Henrys Vtake it you didn’t let them in? be my lucky day. 1 just wish that those damn
Peter: 12 These doors aren't open to their investigative reporters had never blown the
bribing, erooking, secret dealing souls. What story open
does this look like, the Pentagon? This is Pever? At last, a sign of the democratic
feaven, remember, The Almighty doesn't way. They did it to protect society
allow any corruption, Conscience: They did it for
Henry: Listen, pal, 11m really ina hurry
Will you fet me in?
Peter: Pray tell me, why are you dressed in

their own
selfish interests.
Henry: Listen Peter
want 10 £0 in, So will you open the gatey?
Peter
yourself

1 haven't all day, |

To anyone ele
You don't de
Do you want some good advice, Henty?
Take your Marines with you and your B-S2s,
and go build yoursell a new Paradise, but

Sooner than 10.

armor?

Henry: Because | am a great wartior so to
speak, 1 figured it would be more appropriate
tu be in armor, rather than in a business suit
I's Gucci armor, 50,000 bucks

Peter; Hardly appropriate for
Henry, but for where you're goin
will suffice

Henry: Well, actually
fighting to get into the
destroyed everything that stood in

Peter: 1s this a common practic
kind?

Henry: Only the more successful,

Peter; And who did you serve, Henry?

Henry: The Great One, Richard Nixon. He
was the master of deception, the genius of
secrecy, and the man of many tapes.

Peter: Oh yes, the Prince of Darkness

Henry: You knew hin? helm of power

Peter: Sure. He came by this way a while Perer: Why do they obey this filth, because
back, never made it in of his title?

Henry: You mean (pointing his finger — Conscience

ive the gift of God.

Heaven,
1 guess it

fortify it well (0 keep out the evil demons:

Henry: Nil do what is Hil wait
4 couple of months and build up my forces,
back and blow you away,
unless, of course, you surrender before then

will be
and then

Wd forme

did do a little then Ml come
State Department,
y way

of your

Thave no doubr that millions of me
butchered soon in another big war
they'll join me

Peter; Oh, what a pitiful: sight, Cons
cience, come over here, I'd rather talk to you
than to that dreadful fittle man, Are there
really others like hin?
The whole political world is
all ai the

Conscience.

full of the likes of him, They a

Exactly so, Well, 1 haye to go

the more we are

knowledge by three or four t
‘our newspaper is world-famous for.

beautiful features:
the Top 100 Aspects,” ‘The Psych Department Cloned Little Children,

One Man Survived to the Age of 44 Without a Heart Attack,” and of course “Don
Quixote in Moder

ridiculous formula to determine the size, number of pa
issue cach Tuesday and Frida
advertising space to news space that will give us the greatest chance
pay our telephone bill each: month.

greater is the amount (

convey a particular messa
advertiser also allows us to fip him off.

only dee

downward)? now, my master is calling me. Farewell
Peter: Yes, most unfortunate, but only the] ——— ——
good get in. Henry, tell me about your world
ly possessions.
Henry; \ had a yacht, a Rolls Royce, wo}
fants, oh yes, there was my

Yawn
houses, four se
wife

Peter: My Lord, is this common?

Henry: Only for the ones who cheat the
All the}

Ho the Editor:
It would seem to the common English:
eading individual, that the literary forces
‘ou consistently insist upon publishing are
redundant,

poor out of their land and money
Multi-National Corporations do it

Peter: V thought there were still some good}
people down there, What ever happened to}
the people who tried fo imitate God?

Henry: That's passe. Now everyone wants
to imitate the President, He's the guy whu
can really get away with murder

Inuch too ambiguous, wordy,

Hescriptive, pleonastic, repetitive, long
winded, lengthy, and windy

Furthermore, it’s ulterly absurd the way
print every blasted letter that

you continue 0
just to see him printed

ck write
st time

some sch
for the f

Peter: You mean literally?
Henry: 1 suppose he could.
have 10 do is find some jerk to succeed him
and then get a pardon.
Peter: Tell me, Henry, | met a man a whilg
back who said he knew you. He was Chilear
what was his name , Allende
He looked like he got shot up pretty badly
Henry: Oh, him. Yea, we bumped him
off. He set up a Commie regime on our turf

All he would

oll, ye

__the nerve of him.

Anon Sucks

To the Editor:
You're so vain, you probi
ter’s about you, Don't you? Don't you?
A

ably think this fet

non

Mobile Green

To the Editor

I'd like to complain about the SUNYA
buses. Everyone complains that they are
alway late, but 1 don’t care. They say the
buses are slow, and you have to give me an
extra hour to get to school on time in the
morning, but I don't gare. They say the buses
will pass you by on a rainy day and then
splash a puddle on you as the driver goes by
laughing, but again, 1 don't really care. You
know why I don't care? Becatise 1 have my
‘own car, But what I do care about, and what
Affects me, is the god-damn putrid green col
or, 1 can't stand it any longer. I'd rather be

huked than look at another green b
Sincerely,
‘Anon Complainer

Arthur B, Crack
Jonas &, Wall
Quinn K, Evans
Laura J, Board:
Dr. Louis Sulk
Quincy Nessiz

Tetiers (0 the Editor should be typew
spaced on one side of the page
ed to 400 words at a
some 10

ten, double
only with length conti
maximum, and even lesy than that, ¢
think of it, They should be paragraphed a
propriately with an indent on cach of S
spaces. Elite type only please, Letters must
also have a tithe page and make use of proper
and bibliography when necessary
Letters which inion of the ebiel
WASP, are considered lielous oF in poor taste,
will only be published if we find them amus-
ing, strange, in WASP interests, or Hf we are
particularly: short of copy for the editorial
pages.
PMA letters must be signed by the writer for
publication, but the address, which must also
be given, ni publication if
so desire nt of such
fr request, the address will only be published
if we find your opinion particularly stupid
and want (o embarrass you
preference in choice of lette
Will be given to those Jerks with wparticularly
wociferous following, Anonymous Fetters will
te published, but feel free (0 sign a Fetter
with someone else's name If you Wish (ex.
Lee Sunewmark). The editorial pages go 10
son Monday and Thursday evenings so
received no later than Monday
(10 buy

foot
the 0

da) by the weiter, In the evel

iy for public

pres
Fetters inust be
‘or Thursday evenit

space and run tem ay advert

lady
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A topic of quite fascinating concern was brought up at a recent editorial meeting

of the WASP, This subject was money.

As most people realize, the greater the quantity of advertisements we encounter,
ble to inerease the number of inspiring literary creations we print.
could increase their entire educational and intellectual

nes by reading more of the lovely scriptual pieces that
uch pi Juded, in the past, these
ow the Weed Could Change Your Life,’” “'Rock’s Choi

The majority of our read

Days.’

The great majority of newspapers, including the WASP, use a thoughtless and
5, and stupidity of a given

| We maintain, to the best of our ability, a ratio of

of being able to

In consequence, the greater amount of advertising material that we receive, the
We have to spend on our drugs to keep us going up-here,
For the advertiser, we must of course admit that his/her primary concern is tu
we 10 our readers, But, by placing an ad in the WASP, the

ve number of “Letters to the Editor.’? Since it's the
ny the ads in smaller areas, This upholds our
tty. st amount of dough for the chint

For example, we receive a larg
nt copy we have, we Must ci
theory of efficiency because it gives us the
ziest amount of ar

The pure economics involved substantiates our firm
our business and not even our advertisers’ opinions count,

After all, i's our newspaper.

Furthermore, we are pleased to write this editorial because it takes up enough
to eliminate that stupid perfumed letter that SA had the nerve to send us last

n belief that what we print is

space
week.

And no, we are not connected in
isa very free and independent corporation and we

any way to the Student Association, The WASP
wish that they would stop bother

ing us.

We AS iP

Deteriorating in 1980

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Laura Martini, Sylvia Sandpaper
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Debbie Cough, Hinbeedlemwnt and Extortion

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Benji Brown, Mirlam Raspy
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Compost Manager
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Hunk’s Thick! Pervert Production Manager: Suc
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because the world Is round . . . because the
Romans wanted it that way .. . etc."), The
band played a succession of songs they claim
ed could have been hits if every DJ in America
thought right about the right thoughts
Hell and Collect Two Hundred Dollars,” “Eat
My Face With A Fork," "Don't Tell The Dog,
and "Spots On My Teeth,” all had the stan:
dard popish sensibility which marks a group
that is totally willing to sell out for a buck, But
what really excited the audience into’ the
orgiastic frenzy, among other things, was the
hard-nosed rockers "Cholera Isn't Pretty,
Biblical Blacks and Blues.” The latter number
featured Spriq’s bass solo and tremendous
harmonics by Cracked Brack

Following this there was a ten minute inter:
mission during which Just Stan sat down and
actually ate a banana on stage

The second hall of the show, unlike March,
came in like a lamb and out like a lion, Calling
it the newest music currently available, Brick
sang a ballad entitled “One Leg Is All | Need”

about a stubborn and proud Vienam Vet
"You Know What You Can Do With That

Frisbuo” was about 8 young gill who dared to
be different, and “Jimmy Jive" was a bluesy
political condemnation of President Carter's
recent anti-inflationary package:

‘The group then surprised everybody by
playing the Yes classic “Close To The Edge,"

Building to a climactic finish
T.B.S.L-T\N.W. played a fide-song medley, all
titleless, all incoherent, all off-key, all ineredi
bly repetitive, boring
ridiculous, The audience loved it

drab, senseless, and
And one

continued from page five
Where have all the good movies gone?
Ekland is barely believable as the sweet and
naive Doris, but Reagan should stay In politics
where he belongs. The only commendable
performance given was by Bonzo himself —
and he is a character few of us can relate to.
Perhaps Hollywood should stay away from
nostalgic remakes of the great flms and start
thinking of newer and more Innovative pro
Jects, But the idea of electing a president with
4 simian mentality — who would believe it? @

began to see what Kind of a splash they had
really made

The final song of the set was written by
Sprig and Buddy called “The Bass Player and
Drummer Also,” and it was,
heavy-handed

The Loretta came out for one encore. They
played. “Goodb ghis Kahn,” a fast
sprawling rocker that didn't let go. Of course.
the whole place was on their feet, screaming
and stomping for more. But the Loretta left
the stage and the lights came on. Reluctanily

as expected

the audience stopped chanting and some of us
entered the brisk night air as a cool rain fell
precipitiiously on Albany's scenic Central
Avenue.

It was, pethaps, a show like no other. A
stunning fortissimo of performance rock, An
event. A spectacular, The Biggest Splash In
The New Wave, or The Loretta, whatever you
Want to call them, after last night, they'll
always be sh:tlaces to me

Rocky’s Final
Erection
See Clatfisied .

( Chubby news

The SUNYA Pre-Lay Society will hold a seminar on
modern breakthroughs in virginity. The lecture will be
followed by a brunch featuring quite a spread. This Sa
day at midnite in the Ballroom,

ing Club will open its 1980 membership drive with a
regatta around the water tower just as soun as there's water
in the fountains, In the me
served.
The Albany
in the jour
Delta Threwa Pi

ter Side!”

time, refreshments will be

fudent Press is looking for new writers skilled
aft, If you've taken Eng 100 you'll do,
the frat that looks into your business,
isn’t doing anything (iis week but these things are free and
we couldn't turn down a bargain

Ski Club: Come and ski Sugartush, Pay a fortune,
shabby rooms with no heat, and basically get ripped off
See Skip.

SUNYA War Games Club: We are contemplatin
ed overthrow of the adininistration

stay in

the fore
Interested? Give us a
call, Also, next week we will show in Wo parts the award
nominated flick “Guyana— The Briy

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Prever

Poetry Reading Club: Does a rose by any other
smell as sweet?

name still

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The Albany’ Evangelical Jews will sponsor a “Mat
in support of recently settled familie
of the Middle East, Donations may be depo
Chase Manhattan Bank,

The Albany

will be Mark Gurvis orating on; “Hillel Loved
it," Wafers will be served.
The Albany Evangelical Evangelists are speakin,

my child, to teach you of the true Ways of the Lord, Wi

we even make Hari Krishna look appealing.

the West Bank

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‘vangelical Christians are holding a drive to
convert the Albany Evangelical Jews, Their guest speak

itand left

if 10 Yo

Campus Crusade for Christ: Lecture series— “Alcohol is
Your Enemy."”
Edward E, Potter Club: Lecture series—

Love Your Enemy.

‘The Bible Says
Learn to Scuba Dive. Wednesday, April 15 at 2 p.m. in the
fountain

Five Quad Volunteer Ambulance: We're overstocked in
hitrous-oxide and will be auictioning off three tanks, Look
for us in the CC lobby, We're all smiles...

SUNYA Gay and Lesbian Alliance: Interest meeting to be
held in the bathroom outside CUE,
Altention Math Majors in the classes of 1980, '81, '82, and
"83: E does not equal MC:

The Newmark Commission (0 Look Into Presidential Elec-
tion Fraud will now hold weekly meetings.

ASUBA hias purchased exclusive rights to the epic film:
“Birth of a Nation.’ Private screenings will be held in the

lecture centers this weekend. Admission: $1 with tax; .75
Without, Sign up on the sheet outside our office,

( Moosellany

presents

The Beatles

Yes folks, despite our three-month
promotion, plenty of seats are still

available for the reunion of the fab four.

Everyone's favorite mop-tops will be performing
tomorrow night at Page Hall from 8 am - 11 pm.

$1.50 w/tax
$1.00 w/out

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tickets

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To welcome in the new regime, 9] I
is sponsoring

Another Party

Presents

in the Campus Center Ballroom

To recognize the election of another

poodie-head ¢o office,
is having a bash that w

Cwicp3)

feature:

a Linda Ronstadt
Look-A-Like Contest

a Scoop-the-ASP Contest

Paul Poodlehead’s
‘If | were GM for a day’

speech

Door Prizes will include:A two week visit
in England with Rich Schenkman and a

chance to win a key to 91 FM’s tape
library, which includes a recording of
‘Bruce plays the Bell Tower’

Make sure you come.

Hopefully there will be more people than watts.

Pap-uny ys

‘All The Controllers Men’

who gave everything they had for an

Starring:
Idi Amin as Craig Weinstock
SA Controller

Jerry Garcia as Mark Lafayette
SA Member

‘Gentle Ben’ as Jim Mitchell
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&
Sue Gold as Lisa Newmark

See the heartwarming story of
three great men, once at the top,

accounting major they loved.

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Hear The Academy Award Nominated
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Pagina Diez

April Fools Day

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| Avandal Bookstore Sing-along | |

Come and join Jeremiah Custurd
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as they chant and dance for Follett

-Lemonade and cupcakes will be served

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They’ve served us well.

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April 15th at the Bookstore. 12 noon.

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Bar-B-Que ar Indian Lake (featuring a toasted marshmallow)

Rowboar ride at rhe fountain (only 7 tickers available
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Everybody go back home and change for...
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All you can ear Late dinner ar rhe Rat Featuring full bar.
Choices range From the ever-popular Turkey Marco-Polo
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Bonfire in rhe Campus Center Ballroom
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E

April Fools Day

by Bob Inafury

If you asked any person on this
campus what the most widely used
part of the gym was, he would most
likely say, ‘the racquetball
cour

It’s interesting, this racquetball
craze is, Players form lines at 7:30
or 8:00 a.m. at the main office of

W lic Physical Education building

just (© sign up for a court for the
next day’

Peuple argue over who has a par
ticular court, or whethe
one's 45 minutes are over
some even
favorite courts.

There are racquetball rivalries,
Players post signs in the gym r
questing competition, fioping a
skillful prospective opponent will
call, Friends become enemies in
those cubicles in the basement of
te gym, all because of a lousy

not
And
their

people have

game,
But it’s no longer
cult — a way of life.
Well, those early-birds who like
ty beat the morning sun to the
gym's door can sleep now, because

A game, it's a

there won't be any more racquetball
ay SUNYA

Moments before leaving his of
fice for the last time, former head
the Physical Education facility
id. Albany ex-soccer coach
William Schieffelin received a
memorandum from
O'Leary stating that Schieffelin's
fequest for demolition of the rac
quetball and squash courts was ac
cepted by the administration, An
indoor socver field will be con-
structed in its place.

The surface will be artificial turf,
and the entire production pro-
cedure will cost somewhere between
$3000 and $47,382.24, according to
Plant Department head Dennis
Stevens. A construction firm has
Yet to, be found, but Stevens noted
that there is a definite possibility
that the same company that did the

President

Shaker’s Perkins Shuns Big Time;

by Paul Sports

The greatest coup in history?
That's what many experts are call:
ing basketba Sam
Perkins® stunning decision this past

Week, In a press conference held at
Albany’s Alumni House, Perkins, a
6-9 All American from Shaker High
School, sent shock
throughout the basketball world by
Announcing that he would play hi
College ball at Albany State
Perkins! decision came after a

year-long waiting period that kept
coaches from coast to coast gasp:
ing in anticipation. Although he
had made no commitment, the con:
Senisus Was that Perkins had nar
fowed down fis lengthy list of
hopeful colleges to just a handful,
but Perkins had never mentioned
Albany as one of his possibilities
Just last week, Perkins stated his
five preferences: North Carolina,
Syracuse, Notre Dame, UCLA, and
San Francisco, with Syracuse and
UCLA as the frontrunners.
'm very pleased that Sam will

be spending four years with us," ex.
claimed Albany basketball coach
Dick Sauers last week. “With a lot
Of hard work, 1 sce no reason why
im won't be able to do a great job
‘One Of our postmen —once he
learns our system, of course."
The man given the most credit for
Janding Perkins is Bill Austin, the
Dane’s assistant coach, Competing
in one of the most intense recruiting

AWFULLY STUPID PRESS,

Racquetball Courts Get Boot From Soccer

Pagina Once

men and women alike,

skating rink will handle the job.
“We'll start the project on May

22 (the day after finals end), and the

field will be completed by the begin

ning vf next semester at the ab-

Stevens said.

ris the newest and

solute late

» hit the sports world:

hottest thing
since ear flaps were pul on batting
helms said Schieffelin, ‘It
hasn't caugit on in intercollegiate

athletics yet, but indoor soccer is a
big club sport on the West Coast,””
he continued, citing UCLA,
Oregon Siate, and San Diego State
as schools that haye undergone con-
struction of indoor soccer facilities,

Schieffelin, although no longer in

battles in recent history, Austin
more than held his own with the
other recruiting heavyweights.
Coach Jim Boch

im of Syracuse

had attended ally every
Shaker game this
glimpses of Notre Dame's Digger
North Carolina’s Dear:

Phelps,
Smith, and UCLA's Larry Brown
could frequently be seen in Shaker
gymnasius

But while others were promi
ing Perkins the world, Austin mere
ly offered a piece of University
Gym. He spoke candidly with the
center who “averaged 27. points a
game this past season, although he
often only played in half a game
ly large lead.

said Austin, “That's not my style, 1
told him what to expect if he came
to Albany — the accounting classes,
the lines at student accounts, the
quad parties, everything. But Sam
Was only interested in one thing

if he could hold his own in the
SUNYAC.”

Austin also gave Perkins a com:
plete tour of the campus, which in-
cluded watching the Albany
Potsdam game at University Gym.
Afterwards, Perkin met the Danes
| think it might have
et burgers that con-
said Austin.

at Sutters,
been the Si
vinced him,

“That wasn't just
sure helped,” said Perkins."1I liked
Austin’s approach. No jokes,
no niuding around. He was always

but they

_ Arena Cause

Li wp

has be

s Furor On Campu

scrapped in fayor of indoor soc:

the employ of the university, feels

that the need for a facility of
nature is “Many

players are

great,

this

s of warmer,

equatorial regions, It tends 10 get

chilly he

in the late fall months,

and they're quite susceptible 10,

This way, when it d
they can

colds,
too cold outsid
and not lose that ©
practice time. And they can
play year-round," Schieffelin

es jel
er-precivus,

add:

ed, But he felt that the health

athletic director

Ford agreed with Schieffelin

think it’s a helluvan ide
mented Ford, “1 like playing

businesslike, Not like the

coaches, Coach

the most important

Bob
4

other

Phelps was always

trying to be my best friend. He kept

telling me 1 was Irish at heart,

that 1 would look good in green

Coach Brown talked 4

joul what a

‘cosmic experience’ it would be for
me in California, But coach
Bocheim was the worst. He kept
saying that 1 could replace Bouie

and Orr myself, He was serious
he thought that with me, Syracuse

‘ould play four on five.””
The addition of

Perkins has

Savers talking championships next

year, “BUI
him," Sauers said, ‘1
him to get hurt. We may si

“re not going to rush
don't want

e him,

and then bring him to Oneonta and:

unveil him th
the look on Do

Sauers also
feceived fron

moments after Perkins" decision hit

‘but

“They want to play us

1 said

no, It would not benefit our pro-
gram, and besides, | made a pro:

“People criticized me for ¢

a Division Ill school,
Perkins, “But what they

posing.
said
don't

realize is that this is not just any
Division III school. Hey, this team:
won twenty games and made the
playoffs two years in a row. I think

T can take them further —
way to Rock Island, Illinois,

II the

popular among the student body.

“tim pissed,’ said one junior.
“1've played racquetball three times
a week for the last two years, and
now this jerk wants to build a soc-
cer field, Is he on morphine or
something?”

Another student just fell 10 his
Knees and cried, when posed W
the possibility of never seeing
another racquetball court at
SUNYA,

Most reactions ranged from tear-
ful to dangerously violent, One stu-
dent threatened to defta
cer ball in the Capital Dist
otherp were just baffled at the pur-
pose of such @ move.

Due to the fear that the emo-
tional stress would be tov severe on !
the players, the SUNYA Infirmary,
in cooperation with Middle Earth,
fhas sei up a racquetball and squash
swithlrawal clini

e. M1 will begin operation

nest semester ‘8

In view of the governor's propos
ed budget cuts, many of those op-
posed to the soccer arena feel that
the necessary funds won't be
available to complete the job, Gary
Schatsky man of the Athletic
Finance Committee, says that will
be no problem

“Welve begun const
10 foot, electrical fence around
both the skating rink and the foot
ball field, ‘Then we'll be able to
charge admission to bath of those,"
said Schatsky, “That most likely
will cover @ substantial portion of
Some fine the cost. . . thats, If sonieone will
ifr go to the games. That'll also te
len those cheap bastards who try
Break down the fence every year,””
he concluded.

The AMIA and WIRA ate in-
{viating a year-round intramural in:
door soccer Jeague, Ill consist of
anywhere front five to ten leagues
even the least

n of a

quetball ay much
‘and if Jack Sied!
all coach) came in here right now
an said, "Forty, let's go play race
quetball,’ well I'd be down there in
ho time, But Albany's soccer pro
gran) is growing, We've just smug.

pled, uh, recruited,

in and hell, if it
ler would've t
vision two seasons,
cation

Aon i
Ford continued, "Re
for the mass of the student body 1s
fine, but come on, you can’t have a
poalic with the sniffles and still ex
pect 10 have a fi chance of

winning, he concluded fo accommodate

On the whole, the move Was UN+ — skillful of booter

Picks Albany

Sam Perkins, Shaker High School's basketball sensation, shocked the
sports world by selecting Albany as his college choice,

—

WAS

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Resignations Rock Athletic Dept.

by Paul Sports

In a stariling series of events,

Albany State Athletic Director

‘ Robert Ford accepted the resigna-
tion of six prominent members of
the Athletic Department and, then
promptly added his name to the list
‘of disgruntled coaches.

Along with Ford, who doubles as
Albany's football coach, basketball
coach Dick Sauers, Bill Schieffelin
(Gocger), Bob Munsey (cross coun-
try), Rich Skeel (baseball), Mike
Motta (lacrosse), and swimming
coach Ron White all resigned their
posts yesterday, leaving the athletic
department in a state of chaos.

Reached while cleaning out his
office, Ford commented on the
mass quittings: ““An athletic depa
ment can do one of two things.
Either it can gradually become
stronger and grow and continue 1
improve, or it can re
weaken as the season w
pues ours did the latter.”

A. spokesperson for Albany
women's athletic staff issued this
statement to the press: “Of course
no female coaches quit. With Title
IX right around the corner, it would
be stupid for any of us 10 get out.”

In separate interviews held yester
day, each coach expressed personal
reasons for their actions.

Schieffelin cited his team's lack
of facilities as a major reason for
his leaving. The soccer team’s prac-

ng the booters little spac
Schieffelin little patience
“We just don't get the respect we
deserve," said Schieffelin, “First
they make us put some Americans
on the team, and then they turn our
field into a skating rink. I've never
even seen anyone use that silly litle
{ce patch. It just doesn't do anyone
any good, We can't practice there,
and think of the people who live on
Indian Quad, They have 10 walk all
the way around it when they get off
‘a bus at the gym.”

Facility problems also brought to
an end the long tenure of Munsey,
who seemed puzzled over a move
that he considered a trivial matter.
His cross country squad currently
runs a course which leads around
the gym, parallel to the lake, and
back around Perimeter Road.
Munsey's plan was to shorten what
he called a “torturous run’ by hay
ing his charges run over a newly

into an indoor skating rink."

Former Athletic Director Bu
day, Ford:

constrticted bridge over the cimpus
lake. But this plan was shelved
When the university administration
refused funds for the constructi

“I'd like 10 see some of those
three-piece-sulied administration
boys fun our course,'’ snarled
Munsey. “They'd be huffing and
puffing and holding their sides
before they even got to the lake, My
funners have been complaining to
me, Just the other day one of my,
freshmen came up to me and said,
*Gee, Coach, how do they expect us
to run sv far? After all, we're only,
cross country runners.’ The kid's
right, I’ve been at this school fo
long time, and our first priority
should be that bridge.”

‘Ted Eurl: His coaching has him
next Albany A.D.

Jiding his team 10 one of
Successful seasons in his
the walkout of
Sauers came as a surprise to those
close 10 the basketball program,
inside “the Albany
rage told the ASP
troubled

a source
Ketball entout
that Sauers was deeply
after the Danes lost a 63-62 decision
ik Oneonta team during this
sason. The source stated that
would repeat the words
's no place | hate worse than
there’s no place 1 hate
‘worse than Oneonta’? over and over
again, Sauers denied this claim,
“There are a lot of places | hate
worse than Oneonta,” he said, “1
hate Danville, Kentucky much more &
than I hate Oneonta,'*

Sauers

always pessimistic.

Sauer,
‘over a promise that hay not been
kent. “After my 400th win, the guy,

somethin
mentioned,
‘of my business, but it doesn't sound,
like that bad of an idea,”

White, whose s

sity Pool in the coming months.
Beenuse of the sudden ice skating.
boom (due largely
Winter Olympics) the administra
tion has se
facility
White’

foreigners on the team,
they turn our pool into an indoor
skating rink," exelaimed White, “1
don't
damn person on the outdoor rink,
so why do We need another one?”

deat ears.
ministration (who wished to remain
anonymous) issued this statement:
rink can exist together,
will only freeze

Six Coaches Storm Out To The Tune Of

Ford (left) and former basketball couch Dick Sauers both resigned yester-
Suuers: *No place worse (han Oneonta,”

also seemed perturbed

omething about re-naming t
sity Gym. ( thought { heard
about ‘Sauers Pavilion’
Now it§ not really any

frustrated coach is
pming team will
hard-pressed for space in Univer

Another

to the recent

n the need for an indoor
addition (0 the outdoor
The only available spor?

time and space in the pool.
First they force me to put some
nd th

think I've even seen one

ot fall on
of the ad:

White's complaint did
A membs

The water
mn the surfa

af

Biff Fischer: Goodbye Sauers, hello,
Fischer as next hoop coach,

‘Later Albany’

waiting for him, and I could use the
help, He could work with the out-
fielders.

Ford’s shocking resignation will
perhaps be the most damaging blow
to Albany's athletic department. A
workaholic, Ford frequently com:
mented on the extreme pieasure he
derives from the constant pressures
and turmoil associated with the
position of athletic director, and
gave special notice t0 his work on
the athletic budget, a task Ford,
termed “enjoyable.”

But it seems that the timing
exit, He stressed the

right for Ford?

need to quit immediately, and cited

his football team's upcoming
schedule as a primary factor. The
Danes will face Ithaew, the defen

ding Division 111 national cham
pions, in their opening game at
University Field, a fact that scar
Ford, “But then, I'm
pessimistic,’? said Ford
A bit of staff jealousy also speed:
ed up Ford's decision, Earlier in the
year, one of Ford's colle

ns
pool. [could see
a rough time,

the swimmers
Jower levels of th
the divers havi
though.”

The increasingly tight athletic
budget forced Motta’s resignation.
‘According to Motta, the budget did
not enough funds for
recruiting of lacrosse prospects,
thus forcing the coach to foot much
Of the bill himself. Although he did
nol wish to be quoted, Motta cited
numerous Thruway toll costs as be-
ing too much of a financial burde
The couch also noted that because
he had to budget his gas, he could
not reach the far corners of Long
Island, where Motta believes the
top quality lacrosse players reside

Intra-department conflicts seem

es (he

did not specify) was turned into a
hero after he coached his team to
hhis 400th win, and Ford feels that
‘his coaching accomplishments have
widely’ publicized. On
October 20, Ford reached a
milestone with the Danes 56.0
swamping of Brooklyn College. It
was Ford's 60th coaching victory at
Albany

“1 didn't see anyone name that
weekend ‘Robert Ford
Weekend,’ * commented Ford,

Ford also was upset over rumors
that the adn
use sections of the football field as
an alternate outdoor
rink.

There are no definite
replacements lined up for the seven
Vacated positions, but the most
established spot appears to be the
basketball coaching slot, where
uuers' job will most ‘ikely be fill
ed by current team manager Biff
Fischer, Already out scouting,
Fischer could not be reached for
comment.

The athletic director situation is a
bit more clouded, with three leading
candidates. Albany sports informa
tion director Gary Swatling, Times
Union sportswriter Bill Heller, and
volleyball coach Ted Earl are all be
ing considered for the job. Because
of his coaching expertise, Earl is be
ing viewed as the frontrunner

allocate

not been a

istration planned to

ice skating

lacrosse coaching.

ed to play a part in the final two
departures. In his first year as head
baseball coach, Skeel's quiting wa
totally unexpected. But unknown to.
all but his closest confidants, Skeel
silently
he feels is

fuming over a
situation tha “not fair."

During baseball's off season, Skee!
aided Sauers as an assistant basket

ball coach, sitting on the bench for
all 27 games. Skeel said he was
hocked"” when this favor Was not
returned.

“1 mean, 1 don't want to start
comparing basketball to baseball,
but I do believe that one good turn
deserves another,” Skeel said. ‘1
had to buy a half dozen new suits
because I was assistant basketball
coach, but Sauers wouldn't have to
do anything. We have a uniform all

as been

Bob Munsey: Wanted a bridge, lost,
a job.

Vol. LX VII No.17

April 11, 1980

Carey Vetoes Budget

Legislaiure Voied to Restore Cuts

by Sue Milligan

Although the State Le
voted {0 restore almost fully the
proposed budget cuts to the SUNY
April 1, Governor Hu
Carey's veto of the revised bude
April 4 made the legislative vore in.

Carey's proposal for the '80-'8]
budyet included a 2 percent finan-
to affect all state-funded
ectors, and an additional cut to the
SUNY system, resulting in a total
$26.3 million in aid decreases,

The Legislature voted to partially
restore the base budget cut by $8.3

cial cu

Governor Carey
Vetoes revised budget

to override Carey's veto, However,

stature’ (he budget cannot be implemented

Without the Guvernur’s si
over the

ature,
budget
stature

Disagreement
Carey and the Le
has stemmed from controversy con-
cerning the extent of the budget to.
the degree of $249 million.

Corporations DeSeve Associates
and the First Albany Corporation,
conducted an independent analysis
budget, Their
assessment was that the state thas

249 million more to work with
than Carey is assuming,

The Ie
budget aysu
j by the corporations,

betwe

5 the Tigures clined

Restorations uf propased cuts
throughout the budwet were made
from the $249 inillion,

Carey disagrees with me figure

nd has vetwed the budget because

fuses 10 sign an unbalanced
budge!
Carey has ireatened 14 fire
$,000 of the 162,000 stale
employees, claiming he “cannot

restore $170 million worth of cuts,

ay hie Legislature hay proposed, 10

Assembly Speaker Stanley [ink
responded that Carey's lay off pro:

tempt ty force the lee

cept the Gavernor’s budget

bullshit on the part of the Depart
ment of Budget (DOB),” Allinger
said, “You can’t avaid reshiring a
University
department head if 0

Allinger said if the restoration of
pint
firing

president or pla
quits.”

ihe cuts is aureed

“SUNY

on

Will have to start

keep everyone on the

payroll,” he continued.

Allinger pointed out that SUNY
Will be affected immediately
SUNY uperittes on the fiseal year of
Hive fespective cities, and will Hot be

affected until the bevinning of the
fiscal year

If the Legislature does hut over
ride Carey's seto, it iy passible some

aid) Min be we-allucated in the Sup

plemental Budyet, addivianal funds

vel! ta) State-funided systemy.
Pie Supplemental Budier will be

dlocided some time in ine, fo late
vavoid firing withii SUNY, sce
dine to Allinger, bul possibly in,
Hine ty restore propased CUNY
cuts,

w

The Legislature voted (o partially restore base hudget.

Disasreenvents with Carey have shifted 1 efforts,

(Photo: UPS)

Group Examines Racial
And Sexual Harrassmeni

hy Beth Cammarata
Concer over possible ineidents

of racial and sexual ti
gampus. hay prompt
fion of a ou

ich Og

SUNYA's
Aysiviant Director Gloria DeSole.

i

tiie committee hay drafted a ques
Houmaite desi
ocumnen
the University Conn

Created by the Unive

H{vnices,
Affirmative

ion of y
racial di

mitice 10 investivate

Action

ned to aid in the
bal, physical,
iimination in
ity.

Phe form has been distributed to

Sten

sus campus groups as the initial
iy providing evidence for the

esistence of diseriminatory. prace

fives al SUNYA, This pilot study,
ticcordiiy to Chiris Bose, Women's
Concerns Committee Chair, iy

hoped to fndivate the
sly people

concerniiy meial and s

range and
have eheonptered
sual hataass=

ment

“This is a very delicate matter,”
Desule said, *We want 10 go about
this i a espunsible aid serious
fasition:

continned on page seven

Hot Pot Causes Suiteroom Fire

inillion and the additional SUNY Currently, the state iy uperating BY Ee Kot Hames before the fire «lepartiment
uy by $14 million — a total fund without a budget, since the fiscal 9 S Hayed cad af a ther was called
oration of $22.3 million, Jean began April Land ene 'kosay  Nestitically controlled Hol pL Way — Te suite Hecupans evened the
Assembly’ Higher Education budget is still beiny debated tie cause of a Datel Quad jaan sately

Committee. Chair Mark Siegel — According 10 SASU Axsivany Witetoumn Hite Tuesday ties tt cau ve: been mire Thi a
sted, “(the committee) hay made Communication Director but NMEN fesutted in ain dinuive ta” iniagr eaastranhie, We were very
Crystal clear to the peuple of New Thomas, ‘the Levislature and. {M¢ (xnn’s ceiling and wall lucky. said Miller, “A couple of
York State that we are determined Carey Gould play political raquet According 1 Duteh Quad Tower pinuiey longer and the fire would

vide the necessary financial ball until the end af the Lyyistative — Directat Rick Mtiltel, suite 1303 at

pport fo eet the legitimate —sessivn, and that time iy vas Sis vesdnt bw sear

al nceds of students fn all’ #Since thie budget — any: buder  CPEHFed by: Hames setiew Hn leyih

{higher education," fais nor Been passed, every state. ME Pat's: curd shavtcirettited neat

(ued, "to prevent further agency is hung TSCM Goa Sa P ALU RISE Gh

ight education, we need a “They can't make final decisigns.et NAME wall settate tre Tec tuuenne

anticipate ing Accandim ng Siewel staff member PACE ANC seurctiiny the ceiling

Js..inid the level of Steve Allinger, the indecisions cons The residents of the suite ran int

! juired fo maintain Me coming the budget will affect He Hall and pulled the fire alan

\ ins needed to serve SUNY very seriously, very soon. Shurtly after, Pony Manus, a

The culy can't be achieved | resident, wrabbed neat

Leuislanure vote h attrition. that’s just bY fire extinguisher ta put our the

..And the

Envelope Please

by Beth Sever
Two SUNYA students were ar
fested Thursday, Maren 27 alter
SUNYA pulice Found stolen pre
perty in the rau in Onunday
Hall on Indian Quad, according te
SUNYA [nvestivator ¢
nn Shepard and Kevin Burtt,
woth freshmen, were charted with
criminal possession of stolen pro-
perly alter SUNYA police entered
and found a stalen refrigerator
keys, and-a check in their coum,
Burtt was also charged with
{minal posse uf a forged in
aun nnot, sitive the
{in his pussession

director Debra Furry, puliee pad)
feason to believe thal the two
tudenty th helunginys in
their racm because several student
in the dorm had already complained
AbOUr stolen abject

SUNYA pulice were granted a
rel a a result uf a
Previous Weide! arvind midnight
on Friday concerning an illegal
weanun, according te SUNYA in
vestivator John Hayner

According 0 O'Connor, the ub:
ech seen way a pellet gun, which is
Hleval on campus, although nor ib

al by New York State law. The
gun, which was turned into police

‘onding to O'Connor, did. por
belong to the occupants of suite

300, bul to the female, who lives off

Two Nabbed For Siolen Properiy

ups

Burtt
hanued with posse

wean because

aid O'Connor
Howeyer, O7Cont
two are found

they could be fined $1,000,
id ta year in jail, oF bath, Passe
jon of a forged instrument is
classified ay 4

The two were arraigned jn
Guilderland Town Court the night
lthe incident occurred. They were
scheduled appear in court again
for another hearing last night

caver!” thi

olen property, a misc

Shepard were not

ion fan illegal
‘here iy nia statute
particular situation,

sald, if the

lly OF

have spread inte a bedroom,"
1 a Helter wddressed 10 fuwer
residents, Miller said ihe cor's

frayed condition appeared tu. be

wed by the pulling af the card

ration than die plug, * Fhough

4) Lemptation for convenienee, it iy
Very unssise fa remove a cord from
any outlet by pulling anything other
van its plug’? sald Milter

He added that posters, cards,
Calendars, and: decorations should
Hut be phived near wall auller

Repaiiitiny tie wall and the ceil:
fine will cost approsimately $10,
said Milter

Dutch Quad RAs will be doing
fuomechecks within the Hest few
days ty examine, clectrigal ap.
pilaneey for possible fire hazards,

SR vk Ne Omewaae J